#literaly came up with it whilst having a convo
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androgynouskittenpainter · 4 years ago
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Prepare your bowels!
And make it double!
To protect the virgins for exhaustion!
To unite the holes of all Nations!
To denounce the waste of our salty love!
To extend our Baja Blast's to stars above!
Femboys!
Gays!
Furry Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
Kneel over or Squeal in Delight!
Bear!
That's tight!
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