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prettyboykatsuki · 2 years

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fang. may i please ask about a relationship with poly tdbk? thank u.

honestly i never really write tddk because i think their relationship is literally just mine and my significant others LMFAOOO so examining it is kinda funny

poly with them.. honestly? i think it's probably the slowest and most annoying slowburn you've ever had in your life and almost all of that is because of deku and his absolute refusal to think about things that make him nervous. like. i really can't even begin to describe how much deku just doesn't want to think about the fact he's a little in love with you.

todoroki has known for years though. much to everyones surprise really. he's pretty in touch with himself in romance as it's something he already worked through when dating deku. he doesn't know right away, like it takes a year for the three of you to hang out before todoroki is like "huh. okay." after that, he sort of just...? watches deku and observes.

and he just Knows. like he knows the situation but he also knows it's not something he can intervene with recklessly. deku HAS to come to the conclusion on his own or the whole thing is going to explode. it's going to be very dramatic for dekU, kinda dramatic for todoroki, and you are going to be losing your mind for a year because you can't be sure if you're misreading your friends actions with you.

on the surface it is insanely intimate to the point it's frightening. you sleep in the same bed with them all the time. and deku (because he isn't conscious of you yet) is very touchy. todorki is less so, so you assume that he doesn't like you as much (in reality he is controlling himself so his heart can have some peace lmaoo)

and when i say intimate i mean like DEEP emotional intimacy. they're both just very intense people who have never even once been normal about anything. you would think todoroki is marginally more relaxed but he'll randomly confess that he'd probably spiral into serious depression if he ever lost you like. Over a cup of coffee and you're like. okay!

and jesus god they are so nosy about your personal life like you can't even avoid them. boundaries? personal space? like sure you CAN set them but it's at the cost of dekus eyes become big blobs of water and todoroki looking the same but his knees buckling. so you don't get a break.

it just takes SO long. and then deku finally realizes it over the STUPIDEST and DUMBEST thing. like something just absolutely not romantic. it HITS him and he like... rushes into the bathroom and starts hyperventilating. he's mulling over it for days, just distressed. he stops seeing you completely. and todoroki already knows but he's waiting for deku to confess it to him.

the conversation is basically

"i think im in love w them... but i love you too!"

and todo being like "yeah me too."

FINALLLYYYYY they talk about it. and they devise a whole plan for how they're gonna approach (starting with an apology bc deku basically ghosted you) and then they plan a whole romantic thing. it's very sweet. flowers and candllelit dinner and generally wining and dining. they're a romantic couple for what it's worth.

after that your relationship is largely the same but the gc name changes to some inside joke that todo picked. and they're a little more shameless. ALSO todoroki gets a date to himself with you because he has been holding back for MUCH longer and he is complete attention whore about the whole thing. him being in love = massive slut for your affection without one semblance of shame.

it's a GOOD relationship though. like. really it is. you meet their parents and siblings and they meet yours. deku is a mess every single day and honestly... SEEING YOU makes him turn back into a teenage boy. like anything you do makes him RED in the face.

the sex is great Sorry. it's a bit lazy and languid but every orgasm is intense. and deku is really just disgusting LMFAOO so you always have fun. like.. eats your pussy after todoroki came in you and then you all kiss kind of sex. todoroki is very giving in bed and just kinda does whatever. a lot of it just going with whatever fantasy deku has picked out and COMMITTING bc u and todo like bullying him a little. todoroki likes getting his hair pulled + likes bottoming so do with that what you will.

#return to sender #poly!tddk #a.tddk #poly stuff

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minamagnolia · 3 years

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Misconnected - Stiles x reader

Summary: You thought you had sent the thirsty message to your friend but instead the person you were thirsting after, Stiles Stilinski, was the receiver of the message.

Warnings: Smut, fluff, phone sex, mutual masturbation, let me know if you find anything else, minors DNI

AO3 link (oh my god I figured out how to do that!)

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A/N: I truly don't know what came over me lol

Word count: 3694

Part 2

You stared at your phone in horror.

First, at the name and then at the text you had just hit 'send' on. You were going to have to go the full nine - new name, new town, new identity.

The check marks were still gray but you couldn't know if he had seen it when it lit up his screen or not. And even if he hadn't seen it yet, he would, eventually. You started to sweat. And fidget. Was your heart rate still non-threatening or should you get checked?

You jumped off your bed needing to get away from your phone, beginning to pace back and forth in your dorm with quick steps. It didn't take long before you heard the dreaded ping of your cell - Stiles had never been good at being away from his phone for long anyway. The fact that he had just texted you while you were trying to open the chat with Allison making his chat appear on top of the list without you noticing made you want to throw your phone out of the window and move into a secluded hut somewhere up the mountains. Or at least you'd probably never let something like this happen again.

You couldn't look at it.

He had seen it.

You picked up your basket and left the room, closing the door quietly behind you and waiting for the automatic light to illuminate the hallway. You quietly walked downstairs trying to not wake up anybody with a light sleep and entered the dingy washroom in the basement of your college hall to put a load of your clothes in the wash. Even once the laundry was in the machine and you'd turned it on, you didn't have any more courage to look at Stiles' reply. You grew more anxious by the second. There was no use. He had seen your stupid text and he had replied to it, probably.

So you sighed and walked back up to your room, sitting down on your bed and picking up your phone. You were still not able to unlock it, your heart hammering in your chest. You felt sick.

Even just thinking about what you had accidentally typed up and sent Stiles made you want to scream and leave the country. Literally. If you weren't picky, maybe you'd have enough money for a ticket.

You: No offense but half of the time we hang out, I want Stiles to fucking pound me into the mattress

The idea of seeing blue ticks next to this message made you want to hurl. You've ruined everything, your dignity and even worse, your years-long friendship with Stiles.

Your fingers were shaking as you debate whether or not you actually wanted to turn on the screen or simply pretend none of this ever happened for the rest of your life. It's not like you had anybody but yourself to blame, though.

Maybe it hadn't even been Stiles who had texted you, you had been in a conversation with Allie at the same time anyway. But you didn't know if that would be better or worse. You figured, though, that it was probably worst if he saw your message and then decided to ignore it completely.

Yes, worst of all would be the view of just the blue check marks and the little 'read' underneath, no message, you decided.

You took a deep breath and with a pounding heart you let the screen light illuminate your face.

Stiles: No offense taken.

You wanted to scream.

What the hell was that even supposed to mean? Did he always put periods at the end of his texts? This had not helped you be calmer at all. He wasn't even using any emojis for fuck's sake.

You: Oh?

You felt a little stupid immediately after hitting send. This was about the dumbest thing you could have responded with, but you truly didn't know what else to say without further incriminating yourself and accidentally revealing your feelings for one of your closest friends.

The bubbles on Stiles' side of the conversation popped up and you calmly laid your phone back down onto the bed, your stomach dropping.

But you couldn't keep your eyes away anymore.

Stiles: I'm guessing that message wasn't for me but I didn't mind reading it

Your eyebrows shot up. No way was he okay with this. Stiles had been awkward in high school about anything to do with girls, eager, sure, but fumbling about himself. So he either didn't reciprocate your sentiments or was a lot smoother than you had thought. This could not be what you thought it was though, right? If this was what you thought it was, then why hadn't he ever said anything?

Your heart was pounding and you breathed shallowly. You were nervous as you typed your next response.

You: Yeah? You want to fuck me into the mattress?

NO.

What the fuck kind of response was that? But before you could erase it your thumb had already hit the send button automatically and you'd decided that tomorrow you were going to change schools. Maybe you should think about getting institutionalized, there was clearly something wrong with you if you thought that that was an appropriate thing to send to your friend who you had a not so small crush on in the middle of the night.

He wasn't even here right now, he was back in Beacon Hills for the weekend. Perfect time to quietly fake your own death and leave.

You started to pace up and down in your room again. Hopefully you weren't annoying whoever had the displeasure of living in the dorm on the floor below yours.

And then his face appeared large on your phone screen along with the options to "accept" and "decline" the FaceTime call.

Your breath stuck in your throat as your heart rate picked up. You couldn't not answer, he knew you were awake and on your phone. And you weren't a coward, you reminded yourself, despite the thoughts you'd had about running away.

You had not expected him to actually FaceTime you. You were way too chicken to flirt with him in real life, what made him think you'd be able to talk face to face with him after sending him that message?

And, oh god, this was Stiles.

What if you'd fuck anything up with him? No matter anything romantic, you couldn't afford to lose his friendship by any means. What if it was already too late?

You swallowed, and then, with shaky hands, you pressed the green button to answer the call.

"Hi," he said once you could see his face. He was wearing a Star Wars shirt and his hair was even more unruly than usual, he had probably been close to going to sleep. He looked incredibly handsome and you pressed your lips together at the sigh of his pretty face. His expression was unreadable, which was not usually the case, so something was definitely not right, and it was probably you.

"Hi," you replied with a shaky voice before quickly adding, "please tell me we're still friends, we'll still be friends, right? I'm so sorry."

"Wow, Y/N," he said. "Calm down. We're good," he reassured you, "In whatever way we see fit, but it'll be fine."

You breathed out and let your shoulders fall, feeling now how much tension you had held in them. His words still didn't give you one hundred percent security that truly nothing was going to negatively impact the relationship the two of you had, but his sincerity promised that at least Stiles didn't want it to.

"I'm not actually sure why I called you," Stiles mused, "maybe this was a bad idea."

You were kind of relieved. He had sounded slightly abrasive in the texts but knowing that he wasn't so sure about this situation either was a calming thought.

"Hey, no wait," you said and before you could think about it twice, you added, "I'm glad you called." And you were.

"Yeah?" he asked, his face lighting up, and you nodded reassuringly.

"So, who was the message actually for?" he asked tentatively but his lips were graced with a smirk.

Well. There it was. The one million dollar topic breaching question.

"It was for Allie. I should have really checked the name again before typing that Sti, I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable."

Sure, his tone had sounded flirty adjacent through the texts you'd exchanged but that didn't mean that your feelings and sentiments were reciprocated.

His voice sounded slightly raspier through the speaker but his face was still unreadable when he replied, "You really didn't." He paused. "No, I," he said and something clattered to the floor in the background as I saw him move, "I've been feeling the same way."

Your eyes shot back to his honey colored ones. You laughed, "What you want to fuck me into the mattress?"

His Adam's apple bobbed, "Well, if you phrase it like that, then, yeah."

You breathed out in relief, "Good. We're on the same page, then."

"Are we? I don't just," Stiles' eyebrows raised slightly, "Want that. I want the whole deal."

A smile formed on your lips as you readjusted your phone on your desk so you could sit on your dorm bed comfortably. "Yes," you nodded, "I've liked you for years, Stiles. I can't believe you didn't pick up on it at all."

"Sorry if I assumed it was just wishful thinking," Stiles sasses back with a smirk on his lips. His voice sounded a little quieter through the speaker as he added, "so, would you like to go out for dinner next week sometime?"

"I would like that," you nodded with a bright smile and picked up your phone assuming this was going to be the end of the phone call.

"Wait, is that my shirt?"

You swallowed and nodded slowly.

"Looks good on you," he prompted and you began to try to explain yourself.

"You forgot it at my dorm last week when you spilled ramen and I -" you rambled.

"It's fine, I mean it. You look incredible. You should keep it."

You thought on it for a second. "Won't smell like you anymore at some point," you mumbled and Stiles laughed.

Your eyes explored the handsome features of his face that you should already be more than familiar with at this point and you admired the soft smile on Stiles' lips when a new idea formed in your head. You weren't exactly ready to end the call yet.

"You're in your room, right?"

"Yeah, I'm at my dad's. He's at the Sheriff's Station tonight," he confirmed.

You positioned the phone back on the desk in front of you, angled less toward the ceiling and more toward you this time.

"Would you," you made sure your shirt-clad body was visible to him, "want to see what's underneath your shirt?"

Stiles' eyebrows shot up and he nodded frantically, "only if you want to. I don't want t o pressure you into anything or anything, you know, because you sent that message," he rambled, "and I don't want you to think that's all I want, honestly if we never did anything that would be fine, too -" He prattled on but you just shook your head chuckling softly.

Your hands had been at the seams of his shirt before he'd even begun to speak. "It's alright, Stiles. I really want to."

Stiles swallowed as you slowly began to reveal more and more skin. His breath hitched as you'd pulled the shirt up enough to reveal the beginnings of the swell of your breasts and you smiled to yourself proudly when you followed how Stiles' eyes hungrily moved over your exposed skin.

He quietly whispered "holy shit," more to himself than to you when you'd finally pulled the shirt over your head, revealing your bare chest. "Please never wear clothes again," he breathed and you laughed.

"Bet you'd like to see me like this in person," you teased.

"You have no idea. I would do anything to be able to touch you right now."

You smiled at him and his words gave you enough confidence to slip off your sleep shorts as well, leaving you only in your panties.

Stiles' eyes rolled back and he bit his lower lip lightly as he sat back against a gray pillow you recognized as the one on his bed. "Touch yourself for me, Y/N," his voice sounded hoarse to your ears.

"You too," you whispered back with bright eyes. Your fingertips began to tentatively graze along your sides moving upward.

"Are you sure?" He asked sitting up straighter, "I know that the view through a phone camera isn't necessarily the nicest one -"

"Please," you whimpered as the pads of your thumbs caressed your already pebbled nipples.

"If you ask nicely, I'll do nearly anything," he groaned.

"Please take off your clothes, Sti," you replied. "For me?"

He complied quicker than you'd expected, rushed making the phone fall from it's propped up position, now only facing the ceiling, and you were sure you'd heard something loud fall to the floor.

When he faced the camera next time you were met with raised eyebrows and a naked chest.

He placed the phone in a way that gave you a full view of him, finally, and you realized he'd been a big fat liar. There was nothing unappealing about him, not even through a phone screen. You licked your lips hungrily as your eyes raked over his form. The years of Lacrosse had done him good and if you couldn't see him fidgeting nervously on his bed he might have looked similar to a Greek statue. Well, except for his cock. Stiles was, by all accounts, definitely bigger than any statue you had ever seen. Or any real life person.

His cock fell softly against his stomach as he leaned back against his pillow and you moaned, beginning to knead your tits, the visual you were getting enough to rile you up. Stiles' darkened eyes, nearly the color of unsweetened coffee by now, met yours again.

"You're so beautiful," you said, and with that sentence alone, most of the nervousness you had seen in his posture vanished.

"Have you ever thought about me before?" you asked and Stiles chuckled lightly.

"Only every single day," he said his hands curled up in fists by his sides.

You pushed your last piece of clothing hurriedly off your body, sat up and angled yourself on your small twin-sized bed in a way that allowed Stiles to see every bit of your body.

"What have you been thinking about, Stiles?" you asked, trying on your most seductive tone.

"You mean, like," he raised his eyebrows and you laughed.

"Yes, Stiles," you said smirking, "We're both naked, I am talking about your masturbation fantasies."

You could see him swallow hard, but he didn't look opposed to the idea of sharing, so you simply continued with what you had been doing before, knowing Stiles would like that.

Your hands roamed over your body again. You tried to catch Stiles' eye every now and then, as he began to ramble. "When I think about you like that, I usually, uh, think about," he swallowed, "bending you over your desk and taking you from behind, making you scream and beg for me." He paused looking at you and licked his lips, "Can you touch your clit for me?"

You nod frantically, the more confident and demanding tone in his voice turning you on even more and you sighed and begged, "Please, touch yourself, too, Sti. Please." Your hands wandered down to the soft flesh of your thighs, making sure Stiles could see the way your fingers caressed upwards.

"Stiles, I'm so wet for you," you moaned as your fingers swiped along your lips up to your swollen clit and he responded alike with a low groan. His big hands landed on his stomach right next to the tip of his cock glistening with precum. You'd always thought Stiles looked hot, but he was downright ethereal like this.

"Go on, Sti, what else do you want to do to me?" You asked, very aware of the fact that this time, it wasn't a hypothetical question but more one of anticipation. Just like him, you'd let him do nearly anything to you, knowing you were in good hands.

Stiles' hands moved to his pretty reddened cock now, tentatively moving his fingers along his length.

"When I have you bend over your desk," you could barely keep yourself from throwing your head back at the implications and he went on to heatedly say "your pretty little pussy on display for me and my cock buried deep inside of you, I want to grab your hair in my hands and hear you moan for me. I can just tell you'll like that kind of pain. I want you to beg for me, Y/N."

Desperately, the word "please," slipped past your lips. Two of your fingers slipped easily into your pussy and you sighed at the welcoming feeling. Your eyes met Stiles' who'd raised his eyebrows in warning and without either one of you saying anything else, you pulled your fingers back out and lifted the shining digits to your lips. You held eye contact with his usually honey-colored eyes and wrapped your lips around your fingers, moaning at your own taste more because Stiles was watching you so intently than because of the actual taste. Stiles' eyes rolled back into his head and he began to jerk his thick cock slowly.

"Would you like that, baby?" he asked with a rough voice, "me pulling your hair as I fuck into you so hard you can barely take it?"

"Please," you moaned again, bringing your fingers back to your pussy to rub your clit frantically.

"Can you be a good girl and fuck your fingers for me, too?" He asked. God, how did he already know how to push all of your buttons? You nodded wildly and you inserted your still spit-wet fingers back into your aching core working up a rhythm that matched the speed of the finger that was flicking quickly across your clit.

"Something else I like to imagine when I get off to the thought of you is how hot you look in your cute little dresses you wear to professor Stevens' lectures, I can barely concentrate when you sit next to me. I just want to slide my fingers up your pretty thighs and fingerfuck you right there whispering to you that you need to keep quiet while I get you off," he said and you could see his thumb rubbing across the slit of his swollen cockhead, the precum beading down and slowly collecting on his hand.

"Do you think you could handle it if I'd stroke you through your pants, then? If I rubbed you so you'd have to hide your big erection with your bag and I'd tell you to go to the bathroom so that I can go three minutes later, too? So that I could wrap my lips around your cock and take it all the way down my throat or so that you could fuck me in the good bathroom against the cold tiles? Knowing that the people sitting around us probably would know that we're fucking in the bathroom?"

You could feel how close you were, your body sweaty and your fingers quickly working yourself over, your walls starting to clamp down on your digits.

Stiles moaned louder than you could have ever imagined, daring you to match him and the pace he was setting as he quickly jerked his delicious length. "Everybody in that room would be jealous thinking about how I was the one allowed to touch you," Stiles rasped, "the one to be allowed to bite your nipples, eat you out, push my cock into you whenever I want. Bet they'd want to watch, too. And you'd like that wouldn't you? Making everybody see that you're my little slut? Letting everybody know that I can have you whenever, wherever I want?"

"Stiles, fuck," you moaned, "yes. I'm yours," you screamed out as your pussy clenched around your fingers, "I'm gonna cum," you let him know, desperation straining your voice.

"Me too," Stiles said, gripping his cock tighter, "I'm really close. God, you look so hot," he groaned, "I think I'd have to make you cum all night if I was there, you look so gorgeous and absolutely desperate for me."

You looked at him with pleading eyes, "please can I cum, Stiles?"

Stiles threw his head back, jerking his hips up into his fist as he nodded, "Yes, cum for me, Y/N," and the tight coil in your stomach snapped as you pressed your lips together in a nearly silent scream, trying your hardest to keep eye contact as you rocked your hips against your fingers which pressed against your sweetest spot deliciously.

Stiles' eyes rolled back into his head at the sight and he fucked his fist frantically as the moans of your name on his lips strained his voice. With one last powerful thrust, he cried out for you and spurts of his cum landed on his stomach and his hand making you want to go another round. Through the screen, you could see Stiles grab for a tissue box somewhere out of frame and slowly wiping off the cum and you wished you could lick it up instead as your body sunk into the mattress with exhaustion.

"Are you alright?" Stiles asked when he was done with cleaning and met your eyes again.

"Never been better," you replied panting.

"You should probably go pee soon, so you won't get a UTI," he told you and you shook your head chuckling. Of course he would make you fuck yourself through a camera for him but also make you go pee right after.

"Stiles," you breathed into the phone and heard him reply with an equally exhausted confirmation.

"Get back here quickly."

I feel like this could have a part two if anybody wanted it?

Thanks for reading, have a good day xx

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gamerwoo · 5 years

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Chanyeol: Clumsy

Characters: Chanyeol x female reader

Genre/warnings: soulmate au, crack, fluff, super slight angst, smut (it’s really vague and short), blood, mild violence???

Word count: 3,617

Summary: It seems like every other week, you have a new bruise on your skin without knowing where it came from, only feeling the pain of it. With you and your soulmate feeling every intense physical sensation the other feels, you’re desperately wishing that you didn’t get stuck with somebody who was such a klutz. Even more so, you’re wishing you didn’t punch that stranger at the bar because now your nose feels like it might be broken.

“What’s that from?” your friend, Chaeyeong wondered as she poked the dark bruise on your forehead that you tried so desperately to cover up.

You winced as her fingertip put pressure on the sensitive spot, squeezing your eyes closed. You leaned your head back, trying to get away from her as you swatted at her hand.

“Hey! Don’t do that!” you whined, putting your hand over the bruise. “I don’t know, okay? I woke up in the middle of the night with my head hurting, and then I woke up this morning with this.”

“Again?” she giggled. “Jeez, your soulmate must have two left feet or something. That’s the fifth bruise in like, three days or something.”

Chaeyeong continued to watch you with amusement on her face as you wiped down the counter of the diner. You wondered when she was going to start doing her job instead of watching you, but it also wasn’t your place to ask. You only recently got hired so you didn’t want to push your luck. Chayeong was the one to get you the job after all. You needed the extra money for rent since your latest roommate moved out to live with her soulmate she’d suddenly found.

The only reason you wanted to find your soulmate was so you could wrap them up in bubble rap and lock them up somewhere that they couldn’t get into more trouble.

“Haven’t you ever thought of getting back at them for being so reckless?” she wondered.

You furrowed your eyebrows, glancing over at her, “You mean you want me to hurt myself just to make them hurt, too? Chaeyeong, that’s the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard!”

She frowned as she seemed to rethink her idea, “...Yeah, maybe I didn’t think that one through. But still, they need to be taught a lesson for being so...stupid.”

“What about you?” you chuckled, eyeing her hair that she had dyed back to a bright red after it was dark brown the last two days.

Chaeyeong seemed to come in every other day with a grumpy expression and a plain, normal hair color despite the fact she had dyed her hair a bright, vibrant color only days before that. That was when you found out that her ‘thing’ with her soulmate was sharing the same hair color, and her soulmate seemed to really hate the bright colors she liked to pull off. Her hair had been red at the end of last week, and then brown the beginning of this week, and then she had strutted in today with her cherry hair back to how she wanted it with a smug look on her face.

At your implication, she looked up toward her forehead like she would be able to see her red hair that was tied up in a bun on her head, “Are you saying I need to teach them a lesson? Because trust me, I’m trying. They just keep dying it back to boring dark brown, and then it’s a pain in the ass to--”

“No, I’m calling you the stupid one,” you stated bluntly.

Chaeyeong just narrowed her eyes at you, a pout on her lips, “I hope your soulmate breaks their leg.”

You just let out a small laugh, raising your eyebrows as you went back to work, “Thanks, Chae.”

As she walked passed you to go to the kitchen, she flicked you in the center of the forehead, making you let out a quiet, “Ow…”

“Ah!” Chanyeol whined, the heel of his hand pressing to the center of his forehead.

Jongdae stared at him like he was crazy, “You okay…?”

The taller boy rubbed the spot on his forehead with his fingers, a pout on his face, “I feel like I just got flicked in the forehead really hard.”

Sehun just eyed him without emotion, lifting his cup to his lips, “Suck it up, you big baby.”

“Yeah, Sehunie got shot and you’re complaining about your forehead getting flicked,” Jongdae laughed.

“Okay, but Sehun can survive that now, and it’s his job to get injured like that,” Chanyeol frowned, unhappy that his friends didn’t seem to care about his pain -- even if it was very minor.

After Sehun had taken a sip of his drink, he set his cup down on the table again and gave the older boy a quizzical look, “Nowhere in my job description does it say ‘must get shot’.”

“Rena’s lucky that your soulmate thing isn’t Chanyeol’s though,” Jongdae commented with a small giggle. “God, she’d hate her life. Then again...you’d probably love that, wouldn’t you?”

Sehun only shrugged, lazily looking away like he really didn’t care either way. They all knew he didn’t hate his soulmate -- not anymore -- but they still bickered a lot. That probably would never change, but they were at least starting to show more affection toward each other from time to time. Though, according to Baekhyun, their ‘showing of affection’ was now how they worked out their arguments. Nobody knew how he knew that, and nobody wanted to know. Poor guy probably walked in on them or heard them or something awful.

Chanyeol just hoped him and his soulmate didn’t end up like Sehun and Rena. He knew they cared about each other, but he didn’t want to argue all the time. He was hoping to be more like Baekhyun and his soulmate. They seemed pretty happy now that they’d worked out their issues.

“I think Chanyeol’s thing should be Sehun’s,” Minseok commented from where he was working behind the counter at the cafe. It was a slow hour so he wasn’t helping anybody. Therefore, he was listening to his friends’ conversation. “With a soulmate like Chanyeol, they’re going to wish they could survive anything. Chanyeol’s gonna end up getting them killed or something.”

“Can that happen?” Jongdae wondered, seeming genuinely curious. “Like, if Chanyeol had a heart attack and died, would they feel it and also die? Or would they just feel it?”

“Hey!” Chanyeol smiled stiffly. “Let’s not find out or think about it!”

Chanyeol didn’t realize what his ‘thing’ was for a long time, honestly. He was so clumsy with his long limbs that he was used to having random bruises or feeling sudden pain when he didn’t think there was a reason to. It wasn’t until a particularly rough time of the month showed up that Chanyeol started to realize what was happening. He’d get bad cramps every month, and after speaking to his friends that had uteruses, he learned they were period cramps. And they hurt.

You had endometriosis, which he didn’t know about, and you didn’t know about until you had suffered through months of awful cramps that sometimes weren’t even the cause of your period. But Chanyeol obviously couldn’t know that, so he just chalked it up to what he assumed it was. It did definitely give him a newfound respect for those who had to deal with periods, though.

But for you, you realized pretty easily. You weren’t terribly clumsy, and you weren’t prone to bruising easily. Therefore, suddenly feeling pain or having new bruises scattering your skin was very abnormal for you. You wished what tied the two of you together was something different so you weren’t constantly getting hurt, but you also knew it was nothing you could change so you just had to suck it up and deal with it.

With the current conversation, Chanyeol was definitely wishing it was something else.

“Hey,” Jongdae turned his head to speak to Minseok, “do you ever wonder what your soulmate is like?”

“Why, do you?” Minsek wondered as he cleaned off the counter.

Jongdae nodded, “Yeah, kinda. I always wonder if they’ll be what I consider my ideal type or if they’ll be something else.”

“Let’s see -- Rena’s stubborn, doesn’t listen, and fights with Sehun,” Minseok listed off, “so I’d say no, they won’t be your ideal type.”

“I meant physically,” Jongdae clarified at the same time Sehun mumbled, “How do you know that’s not my ideal type?”

“You’re a masochist now?” Chanyeol laughed.

“What about you, Yeol?” Jongdae asked, nodding his head at the taller boy before Sehun had a chance to reply. “What do you think? Will your soulmate be your ideal type?”

Chanyeol shrugged, smiling softly to himself, “As long as they have a nice personality and a cute smile, I’ll be fine.”

You grimaced as you sat up in bed suddenly, feeling that same tingly feeling in a place you shouldn’t have. You tried to ignore it because you’d had this happen to you before -- seriously, your soulmate got laid a lot more often than you did -- but it had become unbearable as time went on, and now you were way too aroused to sleep comfortably.

Feeling pain all the time sucked, but feeling like you were having sex at the worst times was probably the most awful thing of all. There was one time where your soulmate was having sex literally in the middle of the day, and you were at work trying to act normal. You had to excuse yourself from a meeting to go into the bathroom and take care of yourself. Thankfully, you weren’t working at that job anymore, but still, it was embarrassing how you squirmed in your seat with flushed cheeks.

Now, you were at least somewhat thankful you were in your own bedroom, but you were still trying to sleep. You didn’t want to deal with this. It seemed like it was always just an inconvenience.

But considering there was no other way around this predicament, you shifted to get rid of your bottoms before your fingers found their way to your folds. You didn’t even bother teasing yourself since you were already wet enough, and laying there doing nothing while you tried to ignore the sensation was enough teasing for you. So you inserted two fingers into your heat and just went with it.

The only sound in your room was your breathing, the squelching of your fingers, and you moans. Your other hand started teasing your clit as you continued to thrust your fingers, chasing your high. You were getting so close to quickly until--

A false euphoria washed over you before the feeling inside you died down, leaving you with an unfinished orgasm and not feeling at all satisfied. In fact, it almost felt like you had been cheated out of your orgasm because your soulmate had cum before you did, and now just your own fingers didn’t feel nearly as good.

“Are you fucking kidding me?!” you groaned out into the universe.

To top it all off, you suddenly felt a sharp pain in your pinky toe like you’d smashed it against something.

Chaeyeong insisted you had to get out and do something. She said you just went to work and then went home all the time, and even just knowing you were doing that was making her depressed. So you let her doll you up and drag you out to some bar -- she also changed her hair from the brown it was changed back to, to a vibrant green for the occasion. It definitely wasn’t the nicest bar you’d been to, but it wasn’t a shitty dive bar either, so you weren’t complaining too much.

However, going out to a bar like this dressed the way Chaeyeong dressed you was probably the worst idea because creepy men wouldn’t leave you alone. All of them kept trying to touch you when you didn’t want to be touched -- and you’d tell them that, too -- and about half of them looked like they could be your dad. You were fed up and frankly didn’t even want to be at the bar anymore, but you also couldn’t leave Chaeyeong alone at a bar. Unfortunately for you, you were too good of a friend to do that.

You were standing by the table you and Chaeyeong claimed as yours for the night when a tall man with cotton candy blue hair walked passed you with a few men around the same age following behind him. The place was a little crowded, so he offered a polite smile and an “excuse me” as he tried to slip by you. That was when you suddenly felt a hand brush up against your backside. Your eyes went wide, your nostrils flaring with anger. You weren’t embarrassed or uncomfortable, you were mad. You were already fed up with creepy men today, and this was the last straw. No, you were well beyond the last straw.

Before the handsome tall man could say anything, you had spun around, pulled your fist back, and launched it right into his nose. At the same instant your fist connected, you felt white hot pain shoot through your own face, causing you to cup your nose with both hands and let out a cry of pain, your eyes squeezing closed.

“Holy fuck!” you shouted, feeling like your nose had just been broken.

His friends made faces, collectively going “ooh” as he cupped his own face and hissed at the pain you’d caused.

“Oh my god, _____!” Chaeyeong shouted as she rushed over with two drinks in her hand. She set them down on the table before she was cupping your face between her hands, studying what she could see of your face since you still had both hands over your nose. Then she sent a glare to Mr Long Legs and company. “What did you do?”

“Nothing, I swear!” he insisted, though his voice was muffled and nasally. Then he was groaning in pain some more.

“Your little friend over here punched him,” a guy with bright red hair sneered before he looked up at the one you’d punched, blood gushing out from under his hand and dripping on his lips. “Yeah, there’s no doubt that’s broken. We need to get you to a hospital.”

“And you,” Chaeyeong insisted. “I don’t know what happened, but you look like you’re in a lot of pain.”

“Because I am in a lot of pain!” you exclaimed.

You were rushed out of the bar by Chaeyeong with the tall stranger and his friends going out behind you. Chaeyeong, thankfully, barely had much to drink since she was too busy flirting with strangers, so she insisted on driving. But as she backed out of her parking space, she glanced over at you.

“Let me see your nose.”

Hesitantly, you moved your hands away from your face, looking at Chayeong wide-eyed. She sucked in a breath when she saw your face, stopped behind a car in front of you that was also trying to leave the parking lot.

“What?” you asked, your voice shaky.

“It’s bruising already,” she told you.

You panicked, turning forward to lower the visor in front of you. You flipped the cover to the mirror up and gasped at what you saw. Your nose and the area around it was already starting to bruise, just like Chaeyeong had said -- and it did not look pretty.

“There’s no way he didn’t punch you,” Chaeyeong scoffed, rolling her eyes as she pulled out of the parking lot. She started driving toward the hospital, growling under her breath, “That lying son of a bitch…”

“But he really didn’t punch me!” you insisted. “He touched my butt, but I punched him, and then-- ...Oh my god…”

“What?”

If you weren’t in a panic before, you were now when you realized, “I punched my soulmate! I broke my soulmate’s nose, Chaeyeong!”

At first, Chaeyeong seemed surprised, blinking silently for a moment. But then she broke out into loud laughter, leaning toward the steering wheel like she would’ve doubled over if she could.

“This isn’t funny!” you whined.

“Yes it is!” she insisted, nudging you with her shoulder to get you to loosen up. “Think of it this way: you finally got revenge on your clumsy-ass soulmate.”

“Yeah, but now I have a bruised nose, too.”

“...Oh yeah.”

Meanwhile, in the car in front of yours, Baekhyun was threatening everybody in the car that if any blood got on the interior of his nice car, he’d make all of them pay for it. But Chanyeol was in too much pain from his broken nose to pay much attention to him. Jongdae was desperately trying to stop the bleeding while Jongin sat up front and panicked about how Chanyeol’s nose was broken.

None of them seemed to put two and two together.

When you arrived at the hospital, Chaeyeong kept her arms around you as she rushed you inside, only to run into some familiar faces at the desk. You were too nervous to say anything considering the tall, handsome, blue-haired stranger that you punched was actually your soulmate, but Chaeyeong was never too afraid to open her mouth.

“Great,” she groaned, “it’s you idiots.”

“What are you so angry at us for?” one with honey-colored hair asked with the hint of a whine in his voice. “We didn’t even do anything.”

“Then explain the bruise on my friend’s face!”

“Chaeyeong, we’re in a hospital,” you grumbled. “Inside voices.”

“Or your friend could explain our friend’s broken nose,” the one with the bright red hair asked with a quirked brow.

Chaeyeong stepped forward, “He touched her butt!”

“It was an accident!” your soulmate insisted, wincing in pain as he spoke.

“Alright, alright,” the woman at the desk spoke up, trying to calm both parties. “A doctor can check out both of you. Please just fill out these forms, take a seat, and please no fighting.”

Unfortunately, since she thought the both of you were together, you were seen by a doctor together. That meant the six of you crowded into one room together. You knew things probably wouldn’t be pretty.

“Well, it’s definitely broken,” the doctor sighed as he looked at Chanyeol’s face. “Your friend’s is fine. It’s bruised like it’s broken, but I can’t even find any signs of trauma other than that.”

Chanyeol’s eyebrows furrowed as he looked at you, his friends wearing similar expressions. He wasn’t sure what exactly could’ve caused your nose to bruise suddenly, but he didn’t want to believe you were just faking it. He saw the hurt and tears in your eyes, and your reaction seemed too painful to fake. Jongin suggested maybe it was makeup since he hadn’t properly seen your face in the dimly lit bar, but what would you gain from pretending to be punched just to go to the hospital?

“I’ll just need to reset it,” he said.

Chanyeol’s eyes flashed to the doctor, “What?”

“Jesus, how hard can she hit?” the red-head asked under his breath.

Thankfully, the doctor made everybody who wasn’t a patient go wait in the waiting room. But that left you and your soulmate alone with the doctor, which was even more awkward than Chaeyeong bickering with his friends.

“Care to explain what happened with your nose?” your soulmate chuckled as the doctor gave him nasal spray that was supposed to ease discomfort.

You didn’t really want to explain to him how he was your soulmate when a doctor was about to move his broken nose around. You wanted to do it smoother, more romantic. But you did punch him in the face within the first 10 seconds of seeing him, so…

At the same time, you couldn’t believe he didn’t seem to know why your nose was bruised just like his.

Luck was on your side for the first time that night because the doctor asked that he not talk while he worked on fixing his nose. You sat there with an ice pack on your face while your soulmate hissed and made quiet “ah” noises from the pain. You stayed silent, looking around the room while the doctor worked.

Finally, he moved away, and you could see your soulmate’s beautiful face had a white splint over it. The doctor promised to return with the paperwork to discharge both of you. The two of you thanked him before he left the room.

You hoped that your soulmate had forgotten his earlier question, but…

“So,” he began in his deep voice, a small smirk on his face, “what happened to you? It was like a magic trick or something.”

“You...really don’t know?” you asked him.

“Know what?”

You took in a deep breath before letting it out, “Well… Have you ever woken up with a bruise or suddenly felt something physically, and you had no idea why?”

He nodded with a laugh, “Constantly.”

You looked at him, eyebrows raised expectantly. Still, he just looked at you, waiting for you to keep explaining. You internally sighed.

“Those are because of me,” you explained, looking over at him. “Just like I have bruises all over me because of you -- like the one on my face.”

He blinked at you a few times like your words were taking time to process. But then he suddenly shouted, “You’re the poor person I’ve been torturing?!”

Your face broke out into a smile -- even though it hurt your nose -- as you let out a laugh, nodding at his question, “That would be me.”

“I’m so sorry.”

You shrugged, “I always said I’d get payback for you being a huge klutz, but clearly that idea didn’t work out, so I’ll say we’re even now.”

“Deal,” he grinned before he stuck out his hand. “I’m Chanyeol.”

“_____,” you replied as you took his hand, unable to control your own smile getting even bigger.

“Y’know,” Chanyeol began, not releasing your hand, “you have a cute smile.”

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elven-oracle · 5 years

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under the rose: part 2|th

moodboard courtesy of @mcuspidey

SUMMARY: Would you do anything for the person you love?

Would you do anything for the person you lust?

PAIRING: Agent!Tom Holland x Agent!Reader

WORD COUNT: 2.8k

sub rosa: adjective and adverb. formal. happening or done in secret. directly translated from latin: “under the rose.”

Part 1 Part 3

Part 2: Hand on a Blade

Things returned to their usual mundane business after the episode in the field.

It had forced you to start wondering the purpose of the men sitting around doing hardly anything all day. It was a sex-trafficking business, yet you hardly saw a single young woman pass through the warehouse that had now become your day job. In meetings at the agency, you reported and confirmed everything the mic attached to your collarbone had recorded. You had been reassured that your work was dong leaps for the investigation, but you were antsy to make the arrests of the criminals you spent your time with.

You knew that these women were out there somewhere, going through everything unimaginable; the thought of them was what got you out of bed in the morning, and every time a “client” was discussed, you suppressed your firey urge to sock one of the men in the face, but there was a cover to maintain, and many many lives to protect. Including your own.

Tom’s fingers laid loosely interlocked with your own, an interaction so natural that it was as if you had been doing it for years, as the cover suggested. All of the detached moments of affection were slowly burning into your motions like delicately practiced choreography. Tom grabbing your hand, your waist, your forearm, the way he pressed a kiss into your body, it was all starting to lose its spark that you felt when you had started a week prior.

After literally saving the lives of your favorite sex-traffickers, they had started to trust you. You discovered that these rival groups spent a good portion of time attempting to sabotage any efforts, and they did the same in retaliation, all done by an entirely different set of people that you had a slim chance of meeting. It was a good report to bring back to intelligence, though.

You had gotten into an interesting conversation regarding them.

“They like to get creative with their attacks, one time they threw chemical bombs into the place, we left with swollen eyes, I may have been blind for a few days,” Smithy took a long drag off of his cigarette and snuffed it out on the arm of his chair.

“Oh!” Hardy spoke up, “Don’t forget the time that you got a ninja star in your leg,” he raised his eyebrows at you, “that’s right, miss, a whole fucking ninja star.”

“It’s almost like a game for them,” you commented, starting to catch on.

“Yeah,” Candy spit, “It’s fucking stupid, though. They need to stop being pussies and use a gun. Like everyone else.”

How attacking with one lethal weapon over another made someone a pussy was beyond you.

Meanwhile, you had continued to play the game of seduction with Tom to keep your mind off of the imminent deathtrap you walked into every day. After the scene in the bathroom, you started to notice the sly way that he would eye you as you walked away, or how his hand lingered so low on your waist. Some movements were methodical, some were the result of a secret desire that he probably hadn’t realized you noticed. The extra sway to your hips and the subtle release of your breath when he held you were nothing but purposeful.

As long as nothing carried on, you would be fine. You weren’t about to become another notch in Tom Holland’s belt.

Sitting in Tom’s passenger seat, you made the silent drive over to the location, occasionally checking your lipstick to give yourself something to do. It was strange how close you felt to your partner, despite the limited, cordial conversation that you carried out privately. Being two different people had proven itself to be restricting in the strangest of ways.

This morning, however, you decided to take a new step in the carpool and twist the volume on to turn on some music. You felt his eyes as you returned back to sitting, some song by Taylor Swift echoing in the speakers.

Don’t blame me love made me crazy, if it doesn’t you ain’t doing it right.

You had never been in love. It never crossed your mind as something important. During your high school years, you had much more strenuous priorities, and now, your job was your entire life. Something about the lyrics radiated in your brain, though. The way that love could change someone. Sometimes it was the best thing that could happen to a person.

And sometimes it was the worst.

When you reached the final destination, you were greeted with a series of tired grunts, as usual. It took a couple hours for the guys to wake up, and a few beers usually did the trick. Alcohol for them was like coffee for you: they had no words for each other until they had gotten it coursing through their systems.

Nothing seemed out of place that afternoon. There was a specifically intriguing soccer game that they all seemed invested in, while you couldn’t care less. Anything other than soccer was more your speed.

Well, nothing was out of place that afternoon until Boss made an unruly entrance, tossing guns to his men, and looking directly at you and pointing to the bathroom. Thrown completely off guard, you turned around to see a storm of men, clad in black, all wielding long and seemingly sharp blades. The rival gang had made another return, this time with another creative form of weaponry.

You took note of the pistols on their hips. Today they had decided not to be pussies.

You were reluctant to place yourself into hiding, but you drifted away to keep the cover intact. It was almost painful to separate yourself from the action. You had almost reached the door when you took one last glimpse, not wanting to admit that you wanted to be absolutely certain that Tom was okay. The answer was half satisfying, half terrifying.

A dark figure was approaching Tom from behind, blade raised, going in for a fatal swoop.

You wanted to tell yourself that it was your instinct as an agent that sent you running, in the same way, that had brought you to throw that grenade out of explosion range. It definitely wasn’t the panic of seeing your partner in danger, a wild panic that was out of control, rather than the regulated anxiety that was perfect for sending yourself into life-threatening situations. Your heart was beating out of your chest as your feet pounded, your mind spun, and you shoved Tom out of the way, replacing his head with your hand.

In training, they had forced you to endure all sorts of pain, all consensual. They would get your verbal confirmation, and with a countdown from three, you would get a shot of electricity shoved into your veins. In this job, pain was inevitable, but pain was also fleeting. The more you grew used to it, the stronger you felt.

The burning sensation that exploded in your hand was nothing like you had felt in training. You wished you had felt the fire in your hand, and as your vision went white, you heard the gunshots fire off. Boss was yelling, through the unwarranted tears in your eyes, there was the sound of Tom’s pseudonym being demanded to a task. It felt like an eternity until there was a shout of “all clear.”

Through your blurred vision, you saw Tom’s concerned brown eyes, and his hands bring you to your feet. You were dizzy with delirium, the pain in your hand only increasing as more seconds passed. Maybe you had split it open, maybe once they contained the bleeding you wouldn’t feel like vomiting, but the sight you were welcomed to once the fog cleared almost sent your breakfast and the minimal alcohol straight up your throat.

It was a clean slice to your pinkie finger. Which, fortunately, meant that it could be sewn back on.

Right?

Tom started to say your name but quickly corrected himself, “Rose, baby, let’s get to the car. Hospital time.”

Despite the excruciating pain, you stayed in character, “Johnny...what happened?”

You knew what the fuck happened. Those pussies had chopped your finger off.

Tom didn’t reply with the obvious, he replied with, “Love, you saved my life,” and then under his breath, “again.”

You were ushered out the door, with Tom insisting that he take you himself over having the entire group follow. You knew that you were headed to the agency and not an actual hospital. There couldn’t be any public record of the injury. It would blow your cover. There was a fully operating hospital wing on one of the floors for this very reason, the surgeon would be ready for you when you got there.

Tom helped you into the passenger seat of his car, placing your severed finger in your lap, wrapped in a towel as if that made anything better. It only made you want to hurl more.

This car ride was not silent.

“Y/N how’s it going?” his British accent was a breath of fresh air, and you hated that.

“I’m not fucking dying Tom.”

“Yeah, well, pardon me for making sure you aren’t having a panic attack. You just got mutilated after all.” “I’ll live. Eyes on the road.”

“Okay! Okay.”

Your entire body was damp with sweat as if someone had dumped water everywhere except your hair. You could feel it dripping down your face and the way that it made the wig particularly itchy. You wanted to rip it off, but once again, the cover. The things you did for your job.

“You saved my life again.”

“Yes. And?”

He hesitated as if expecting a different answer, “Thanks.” “You’re my partner, I could only hope you would do the same for me.” “I would,” the way he said it was almost defensive.

“Oh thank, goodness. I was worried for a second,” you were being sarcastic to mask the pain, but that couldn’t mask the yelp you let out as he sped around a corner.

There was another brief silence, but you didn’t like how it felt, so you filled it with the dumbest joke you could think of, “Do you think this pain is worse than childbirth?”

You could hear him trying not to laugh, “You’re asking an expert.”

“Good. You think?”

He looked at your hand, which had now bled through the towel you were using for pressure and was bleeding onto your leather pants and onto the car seats made of the same material.

“Sure.” “Thanks, Doctor Holland, I think I’ll have kids now.”

Upon arrival, you were shoved onto a gurney and taken away, Tom only being able to accompany you to a certain point. It didn’t seem like either of you noticed that he had taken hold of your non-injured hand until each one of your fingers were torn away from each other, leaving you to roll your eyes back and pass out, the final dose of adrenaline running out.

…

Beep...beep...beep…

Consciousness was like hitting a wall. Your eyes fell open almost against your will, sleep wanting to regain its hold. With a deep inhale, you rolled your head over to your left hand, which now no longer had the deep pain from what felt like only minutes prior, although you knew it had to be hours.

The memories came flooding back. There was the motion of intent in the body of the attacker, the insane panic, and the flash of internal light that stung across your eyes as the blade swept across your hand. It was a memory that would never leave you, a trauma that you knew you had no time to address.

A thick, cast-like bandage surrounded your pinkie, sitting on a strategically laid table to keep it elevated. What caught your surprise, though, was the fact that another hand rested on top of yours, rough with calluses, a hand that you had held before, but never like this.

Tom was asleep in a chair next to you, his head rolled back, mouth agape. The small sight of drool brought a weak smile to your face. Asleep, the usually dark and demeaning man that you worked with looked relaxed and...soft. You knew better than anyone that Tom was anything but soft.

Your hand twitched, and Tom immediately stirred, yawning and retracting his hand away from yours. For a second you could tell he was just as disoriented as you had just been, but he rubbed the sleep from his eyes and met yours, looking slightly sheepish as he pulled on his fingers nervously. He pulled a leg to his chest, looking away for a second, then chuckled to himself as he looked back at you.

“Something funny?” your voice was hoarse.

He shook his head, “You almost lost your finger there, agent.”

“Thank goodness I had the wonderful Agent Thomas Stanley Holland to save me from a life of stub hand.”

He chuckled again, “Even mutilated, you remain as endearing as ever, Y/L/N.”

You couldn’t help the blush that sparked on your cheeks. Hopefully, the lighting was dim enough that he didn’t see.

It was almost midnight when a flurry of agents took up almost all of the space in your hospital wing, a reminder that your work never stopped. The mission was still steady-going, and this was likely not to be considered a setback.

“Agent Y/L/N, we would like to remind you that despite your injury, you are still expected to return to the field as soon as possible. This mission is too important for you to step back, and the chances of cover being blown-”

You cut the man speaking to you off, “I understand. I expected nothing less.”

As if you ever even thought about not continuing the mission. This had been the most important mission of your career. You would have to be killed in action before resigning. The man at the foot of your bed, an agent you had never met before, was trying to hide how pleased he was with your answer. Apparently, he had expected you to put up more of a fight.

Satisfied, they left, not needing to hear anything else from you.

“I’ll be sure to get well soon!” you called as the door shut behind them. It left you alone with Tom once again. He was smirking.

“Can I ask you something, Y/N?”

“Go for it,” you expected it to be about the plan of action for tomorrow. Neither of you talked about much more than work.

In the months you spent preparing with your partner, he had never asked anything personal, so his question took you by surprise.

“What brought you to this line of work?”

Your lips parted, and you took a second to think before responding, gnawing on the inside of your cheek. You thought about the family you left behind when accepting the job, the minimal contact, how you hadn’t seen your parents in years. To any onlooker, you had given up a lot to take this job, but to you it had been an easy decision.

“Um,” you sighed. “Well, initially I was a police officer. Narcotics. My parents…” Were you really about to tell him this?

“My parents ran a drug lab in our house for a very long time. They weren’t arrested until I was in college. I just wanted to make a difference.”

“And what brought you here?”

“Putting Jacoby Zimmerman in jail.”

He looked impressed, “You...put the Magic Man in jail?”

“Sure did.”

Zimmerman had been your side project. He was a drug trafficker, and he was good. The best detectives had been chasing him for years, and while you were the lowest tier in the line of detectives, you had been going behind their backs to try and book him. As much as you hated to admit it, the relation was personal. He had supplied to your parents, and your parents had tried to get you to deal at your high school. Instead, you worked a fast-food job and shoved the drugs down the toilet. Every paycheck went towards the drug hussle that wasn’t happening, and you hardly kept a cent for yourself.

“Damn. He was…”

“Renowned. I know,” you paused, wondering how to conclude the strange conversation you had found yourself in, “I don’t know, I guess I just wanted to do what’s right. Change my past or whatever.”

You sat in silence some more, occasionally looking down at your bandaged finger. When you put away Zimmerman, you never pictured yourself in this position. You had been told countless times that being an agent sometimes required repeatedly putting yourself in danger, but after all the paperwork and the meetings, you had started to detach yourself from that factor. Now, there you were, sewn back together like Frankenstein.

You hadn’t noticed when you fell asleep, but when you woke up in the middle of the night, after yet another nightmare where your finger was being torn apart, Tom’s hand had returned to sitting on yours. It was gentle. Tender. You couldn’t help the subtle feeling of comfort drawn from it.

You were losing the game.

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santoteez · 5 years

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Let Me Teach You - Namjoon

Word Count: 2.8k

Idol: Kim Namjoon (RM) of BTS

Genre: Smut with a dash of fluff at the end, like literally a dash, you might catch it if you squint

Edited: a lil (This is another of my older writings)

Warnings: Character’s name is pronounced Ah-Deh-zay, MC is a Black female with natural hair, Daddy kink, squirting, BFF to lovers, unprotected sex (don’t do it)

Adeze cuddled further into her bed, making herself comfortable. The snow coming down outside was intense, almost blizzard-like. She had luckily stocked the kitchen not too long ago, and her company issued a building-wide alert that they would be closed for the next few days, so she was prepared for an extra-long weekend of bingeing and stuffing her face. An episode of Arrow was starting on the TV when she heard the front door. Considering she lived alone, it had to be her friend, Namjoon. Adeze and Namjoon had been friends since high school. When they were accepted to the same college, it was almost a no brainer that they both attend. They were roommates from start to finish, and after graduation, landed rather lucrative jobs. Adeze, having been a finance major, was now the CFO to a medium-sized corporation, on its way to being one of the big dogs of D.C. Namjoon on the other hand, was a head writer to The Washington Post, overlooking the rest and reporting to the editor-in-chief. Not bad for a couple of 24-year-olds.

“Leave your shoes at the door!” Adeze shouted, not moving from her spot in bed. “And bring me a lemonade from the fridge!”

“Giving me orders and you haven’t even seen me yet. What if I was a murderer?” Namjoon popped up at the doorframe with Chinese takeout and two lemonades in hand.

“All I ask is that I enjoy my lemonade before you chop my head off.” She reached for the lemonade eagerly.

“Take it easy, have you eaten a proper meal at all today?” He asked, pulling the drink out of reach.

“I had eggs this morning!”

“What have you eaten since then?”

“I may have had one or two ice cream sandwiches…and a few honey buns.”

“Exactly. Food. Eat.” He shoved a container in her waiting hands.

She groaned. “What’s in here, anyway? You might be poisoning me.”

“If I wanted to, I’d have done it years ago. It’s house special lo Mein.”

“What’s so special about it? Cyanide? Arsenic? Mercury?”

“It’s special because it was made for you. Can you act your age for once, Adeze? You need actual food.”

The dark-skinned girl rolled her eyes but obeyed nonetheless.

She opened the container, steam arising from the brown noodles. She twirled a forkful, lifting it up to her lips. She hummed happily. “You’re right, I needed real food.”

“What would you do without me? Imagine I had gone home today.” After graduation, the dynamic duo decided it was time to stop rooming together and get their own space. Their own space meant houses two blocks away. Namjoon’s house spent most time unused with him spending almost all his free time in Adeze’s.

“I know, I know. I appreciate you.” She watched as he sat next to her on bed before opening his own container.

“Is this another rerun?” He asked, eyes fixated on the screen as he bit into an egg roll.

“Yep. It’s before Oliver and Felicity got together. You know, back when they were just friends with extremely obvious feelings for each other.”

“Right. Then they finally fall in love and run off to get engaged. Must be nice.”

“Felt that. I’m gonna die a virgin.”

“What? There’s no way you’re still a virgin.” Joon turned to the curly-headed girl.

“Says who?”

“What about Chanyeol?”

Adeze shuddered. Talking about her ex is NOT how she imagined she’d be spending her evening. “I never fucked Chanyeol, thank God. Arrogant prick. He turned himself on more than I ever did. I’m surprised we even lasted six months.” The pretty boy barely ever spent time with her, and when he did, it was all about him.

“Holy shit. I just always assumed.”

“We can’t all be as experienced as you, Kim Namjoon,” Adeze said, thinking back to all the times Namjoon stumbled into their room in college with a girl on his arm late at night. It taught her to invest in quality headphones.

Namjoon smirked, rolling his eyes. “How many times do I have to apologize for College Joon? You know I’m not like that anymore.”

“The damage is done, you monster,” Adeze shouted dramatically, clutching her chest.

“Anyway, back to the conversation. I doubt you’ll die a virgin. You’ll lose it eventually.”

She scoffed. “Maybe when I’m 60. I don’t think I could trust any guy enough, anyway.”

A long silence ensued. Neither spoke, the TV the only source of sound in the room.

“I made it awkward, didn’t I?” Adeze asked.

“What? No, of course not!”

“No, I did. I put value to the whole virginity thing and I made it uncomfortable because you didn’t.”

“Dez, that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. How you view your body and virginity is YOUR choice. Plus, that’s not what I’m thinking about.”

“Well, what ARE you thinking about?”

Namjoon sighed. “You said you want to trust the guy you lose your virginity to, right?”

Adeze nodded.

“What if that guy…was me?”

Adeze nearly snapped her neck turning to face the silver-haired boy, who was calmly eating his noodles as if he didn’t just offer his best friend sex.

“Boy, stop playing with me.” Adeze shook her head, turning to face the TV again.

“No one’s playing with you. Losing something that matters to you, to someone that matters to you. How is that a bad idea?”

“Joon, we’ve been friends for years. Best friends, at that. I don’t want sex or anything else to come between us.”

He rolled his eyes. “Dez, if my hoeish ways weren’t enough to keep you away, nothing will be. I know everything about you, and you about me.”

The girl pouted slightly. He had a point. “Yeah, I guess you’re right.” She nodded in agreement.

“Great. Come here.” He said, tugging at her arm.

“Right now?!”

“When did you think it was gonna happen?”

“I don’t know, I thought this was like a conversation. A preliminary hearing before trial!”

“Ever heard of a speedy trial?” He asked, yanking the girl towards him. Adeze shouted in surprise, landing in his lap.

Adeze began to hyperventilate, never having been this close to her best friend.

“Hey,” Joon rubbed her back, sensing her uneasiness. “It’s okay, the further we go, the more comfortable you’ll get.” He leaned in to kiss her. Adeze felt frozen, unknowing of what to do. When he didn’t feel her kiss back, he pulled away, frowning.

“Why won’t you kiss me back?”

“I can’t. Chanyeol barely ever kissed me.”

“Oh my God. You don’t know how to kiss.”

Adeze immediately pushed away, embarrassed. “Get off.”

Namjoon tightened his grip on her waist. “Hey, hold on a second. I’m not trying to make fun of you. I’m just realizing how shitty of a boyfriend Chanyeol really is. I don’t care you don’t know how to kiss. In fact,” He leaned in again, “Let me teach you.”

Adeze inhaled sharply when their lips met, kissing back this time timidly. Namjoon’s hands roamed cautiously, grabbing her by the thighs and pulling her closer, deepening the kiss. His tongue danced along her bottom lip, which she hesitantly allowed to slip in. His gentle suckling on Adeze’s tongue caused a strangled moan to escape her throat, earning a smirk from Namjoon.

“It’s okay baby, let me hear you. Tell me how good it feels.” His attention moved from her lips to her neck, kissing and sucking until he reached that spot that caused her breath to hitch.

“Fuck, Joon. Right there.” She mewled, to which Namjoon hummed in satisfaction. He tugged at her tank top. “Take this off.” He said eagerly, knowing there was nothing underneath. Adeze lifted her arms almost immediately, previous hesitations and cautions suddenly out the window. The insignificant garment was yanked over her head and across the room. Namjoon’s lips continued their sinful assault, lowering to Adeze’s chest. They latched onto her left nipple while his fingers twisted and pulled on the right. Adeze’s heavy breathing a result of Joon’s tongue swirling around the chocolate-colored nub, with the occasional biting to add to the sensation.

“You ready for something else?” He said, stopping abruptly with a smirk.

“Something like what?” Adeze asked, lust evident in her voice, which shocked her. She’d never heard herself this way.

“Lie down.” Joon said, getting up.

“What are you doing?” She asked, her head hitting the pillow.

“You’ll see.” He said, grabbing the unused pillow from the headboard. He made a hand motion signaling for her to lift up her bottom half, to which she obliged. In a swift movement, he set the pillow beneath her butt and yanked her sweats down to her ankles, and off her body completely.

It finally clicked for Adeze what was happening, and she tensed up immediately, closing her legs.

Namjoon looked up at her. “What’s wrong, Dez? Talk to me, baby.” He said, planting kisses up and down her thighs.

“What’s wrong?” She laughed nervously. “I’ve never had anyone see me down there, and now you’re trying to shove your face in it.”

“It’ll feel good, though. Aren’t you tired of hearing your friends’ stories? Don’t you want to know what it’s like?” He rubbed her thighs, a mischievous look on his face. Adeze nodded, biting her lip. “I’m dying to taste you. Let me taste you, baby. Yeah?” She nodded, spreading her legs slightly. Joon smiled, kissing her inner thighs, biting them ever so lightly.

“You’re so wet for me, baby. I’ve barely even touched you. You like how Daddy’s treating you?” He asked. Dez nodded. “Tell Daddy what you want him to do.”

Adeze whined in protest. He was taking too long for her. “I can’t hear you, baby. Don’t you want this? Tell me what you need from Daddy.”

“I need Daddy to shut up and eat my pussy till I cry.”

Joon shook his head, pulling the drenched panties off her body. “Bratty as ever. I’ll have to tame that smart mouth of yours. That’ll have to be next time, though.” He lied down on his stomach, marveling at the beauty in front of him.

“Such a pretty pussy, all for me.” He said, the warmth of his breath tickling Adeze, causing her to squirm.

“Please, Daddy. I need you so bad.” She whimpered.

“Of course, baby. Especially when you asked so nicely.” He said, before sticking out his tongue, giving her pussy a long, languorous lick. Reaching her clit, he paused, giving it a hard suck.

Gripping the sheets, Adeze gasped, her legs trembling from the sudden rush of pleasure. Joon continued his assault on her clit, his teeth grazing the nub with each suck. Dez bucked her hips, causing Joon to drape his arm over her waist, pinning her to the bed. It didn’t stop the girl from squirming, though.

“Stop fucking moving.” He growled. “You said you wanted me to eat your pussy till you cry, so that’s what I’m doing.” He said, licking up and down her folds frantically. Dez arched her back, her forehead just barely missing the headboard.

“Fuck, Joonie, you gonna make me cum.” She shouted, her acrylic nails digging into his arm. Her words clearly a motivation to increase his vigor, Joon attached his lips to her clit in a tight lock, sucking as hard as he could. Dez’s eyes bolted shut as her orgasm washed over her, her legs wrapping around Joon’s neck tightly. He pushed her legs apart forcibly, kneeling on the bed. He pulled her body up along with him until only her head and shoulders remained on the bed. He spread her legs as far as they would go before shoving his tongue down her cunt.

“Ohh, shit. Shit. Shit.” Dez whined as her body trembled with oversensitivity from her first orgasm.

“Mmm, you taste so good, baby. Better than I could ever imagine.” Joon said, the vibrations of his voice sending jolts of electricity through her body.

“Shit, Joonie, I’m close again. I’m gonna cum. Fuck, it feels like I have to-.” She was interrupted by her orgasm taking over once again, but this time, spurts of clear liquid came gushing out of her, splashing everywhere.

“Damn, my baby’s a squirter. Look the mess you made.” He said, referring to his shirt, the comforter, and his chin, which was dripping with her arousal. Dez sat up, giving Joon a lustful kiss, tasting herself on his tongue.

“Fuck me already, Daddy.”

“Don’t worry, baby. Daddy plans on doing just that.” He flung his shirt off before fumbling with his belt. “Condom?” He asked, reaching for his wallet.

Dez shook her head. “On the pill. For my cramps, remember?”

He nodded. “Figured I’d ask anyway. Feels better raw, anyway.”

“I’ll never find out with you running your mouth as always.” She rolled her eyes.

“I’ll shut you up in a second.” He said, ridding himself of his boxers. Dez stared wide eyed at the pulsing member. It was large, with veins running along the shaft. The head was a light pink color, with precum leaking out the slit.

“Cock leave you speechless?” Joon raised an eyebrow, smirking. He positioned himself at her entrance before she could spit out another smart remark. He pushed the tip in slowly. Dez tensed up slightly, the discomfort of something foreign settling in.

“Are you okay?” He asked.

She nodded. “Keep going.” He nodded in response, pushing further. He fought against the urge to ram into her. “Still good?”

“Give me a minute.” She said, taking a deep breath. “Okay, go ahead.” He rocked his hips back and forth, at a steady pace, sliding out a little before filling her again

“Faster, Joonie. Fuck me harder.” She said desperately, his discomfort twisting into blissful pleasure. He nodded, sliding out fully before ramming into her with much more force. His hips meeting her with every thrust, causing Dez’s toes to curl.

“I’ve waited so long to have you like this. You’re always so calm and collected, so in control. I’ve always wanted to see you lose control.” He said, lifting a leg onto his shoulder, plowing into her even deeper.

“I’m gonna cum again. Fuck, you feel so good, Joonie.” She said, digging her nails into his arms.

“Cum on my cock, baby. Show me how good I’m making you feel.”

Adeze screamed out, eyes rolling to the back of her head. Suddenly, Namjoon flipped her over, pulling her ass up in the air.

“Joon, I don’t think I can handle another one.”

“Yes you can, baby. I know you can. One more, that’s it.” He said, ramming into her without warning. They both groaned at the contact, Joon’s thrusts nothing short of animalistic. The sound of skin meeting skin drowned out the sounds of the TV, where another episode had long started.

“Shit, Joon.” She breathed out, barely a whisper.

“Right there?” He asked, his thrusts hitting that sweet spot deep inside her.

She nodded frantically. “Yes, right fucking there. Fuck, what are you doing to me?”

“You’re getting close, I can feel it. I can feel you clenching my cock in your tight, wet cunt. You keep clenching around me like that, I’m gonna cum.” Joon said, his thrusts turning sloppy.

“Mmm, cum inside me.” She mewled.

“Yeah? Wanna be my little cum slut? Tell me.”

“I wanna be your little cum slut. Fill me up, Daddy.”

Joon wanted so badly to release, but he was stubborn. He wanted to see you unwind just one more time.

Adeze gasped as her fourth and final orgasm hit her like a truck. She shook uncontrollably as fluids spew out of her once again. The clenching from her orgasm triggered Joon’s. Ropes of white, hot cum shooting deep inside her, mixing with her arousal and oozing back out. He fell back on the bed, painfully exhausted. He smacked her on the ass playfully.

“You. Go pee. ASAP.”

She rolled her eyes. “Still bossing me around?” She asked, getting up and heading to the in-room bathroom. She used it, washing her hands before walking back into the room. She laid back in bed, where Joon laid with his eyes closed.

“Tired?” She asked teasingly.

“You have no idea.” He laughed.

“You kept saying ‘next time’ and that you’ve been ‘waiting for this’.”

He sighed, opening his eyes. “You’re that clueless, huh?”

“What do you mean?”

“I have feelings for you, Adeze. Always have. All those girls in college? I was trying not to think of you. When you dated Chanyeol, I was seething with anger. I was jealous to no end. And now that I’ve got a taste, my desire is insatiable. So yeah, there’s your answer.”

Adeze smiled. “I’ve always liked you too. I still do.”

“Do you wanna go out? With me? Not as friends?”

She nodded. “Of course I will, Oliver Queen.” She said, referring to the show still playing on the TV.

He laughed again. “Thank you, Felicity Smoak.” He kissed her, wrapping his arm around her shoulders and pulling her close.

#bts #bts smut #bts rm #kim namjoon #namjoon #namjoon x reader #kpop #kpop smut #kpop imagines

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a-deadly-serenade · 5 years

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rant below the cut just wanted to word-vomit about my feelings after finishing the season.

SO UM.

season 3 was a thing.

i’m going to start by saying that the first 8 episodes had me fooled (mostly) that they actually had a coherent layout of stories here. isaac was my favorite part of this whole season, hands down. his story was interesting and it had compelling characters. i loved the conversation he had with the fly-man he made.

also, i enjoyed trevor and sypha’s story in lindenfeld as well. saint germain was funny and the trevor/sypha interactions were very cute. for awhile, they had me fooled... that all those reviews were just spicing up their cute lil talks in bed :) but we’ll get to how wrong i was in a moment.

the story was interesting, but i dunno if it’s cause supernatural literally had this exact same idea, but after saint germain talked about those portals to hell, i realized those saturn symbols were going to be used to open it. so... i dunno if that was a twist for y’all, but when the houses got engulfed in flames and the souls were used to open the door?? yeah lol expected as much.

the ending was kind of honed in on their story?? but the action was very very nice, so i can forgive it.

now, speaking of the action: it was very good. the animation done in the fights in episode 9 & 10 are very well done. isaac’s fight with the granfaloon-fucker was AWESOME and the fighting sypha and trevor did against those hell beasts was also AMAZING.

but... alas, this is what brings me to my Biggest complaints.

episodes 9 & 10.

not the action, no no. i think u know what im talking about :)

hector and lenore was guaranteed i knew that was going to happen. TAKA AND SUMI on the other hand... i was praying i was wrong.

but when she started talking about “rewards”??? sis i knew.....

hector and lenore was very awkward but there was just something particularly.... irking with the.... threesome. it’s because it made me realize that alucard’s whole story in this season--up until this point--had been building up to this specific moment of pure fan-service.

oh and... taka and sumi are siblings lol.

what’s more, they couldn’t even just leave it as gross, awkward, completely and utterly out of character sex, they had to make it EDGY, with taka and sumi binding him with silver rope before they proceed to try and stab him for some of the DUMBEST reasoning i have ever seen. their characters were already very weak, but their final scene just proved how completely underdeveloped they were. the sudden shift in wanting to kill him because he wouldn’t tell them everything about his life?? wouldn’t show them the MELTED gears he clearly explained multiple times didn’t work??? what are their motivations because I can’t figure them out!!!

alucard was completely pointless this season, there was no reason for him to be here. if it had just been: hector’s story, isaac’s story, and then trevor&sypha’s story, this season would have been fine--awkward lenor/hector sex included.

the way alucard’s story ends is so stupid and is just so disrespectful to the audience like talk about a slap to the face. Oh??? you wanted him to even have a Smidge of happiness?? A morsel??? how about we traumatized him EVEN MORE!!! he’s a scene of him naked in his childhood room, sobbing beside his father’s wedding ring, shaking, alone.... :) huh??? that’s what you wanted??? right???

the TRANSITIONS from intense demon/boss fights in episode 9 are ESPECIALLY criminal. stop showing me these pointless tits bro i want to see isaac fuck up this town!! i want to see sypha kill a man in some of the most creative ways ever!! GOD!! it took me out of the moment so hard and just killed any enjoyment these climactic battles were supposed to have.

also, where is all of this buildup for the next season??? trevor and sypha’s story is wrapped up; alucard’s is wrapped up. i guess we got isaac still traveling to styria & carmilla setting up her territory?? not exactly a lot of work with here boys

so at at the end of all this i am bitter & disappointed. episodes 1-8 are solid, a little awkward at times with the pacing and jumping around but... solid. but then they hit you with episodes 9 and 10 & it’s like “what the fuck??? where did all of this come from???”

they add nothing but shock value and i guess a chance for people to jack it to sumi and lenore’s tits?? i guess??

they killed my overall enjoyment of this season and i really wish there was a way for me to edit out the sex scenes so i could just watch isaac’s battle transition flawlessly into trevor and sypha’s without wanting to throw up

#castlevania #i have a lot of feelings #and most of them are not good #episodes 9 and 10....#if u know #u know

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rinniekins · 6 years

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All remaining questions on the cute ask! Have fun writing (о´∀`о)

:^) fuck

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?kind and friendly, with a great sense of humor! also just,,, pure?? people like I can’t really explain it that well asfhdsfkjhsk but just overall gOOD PEOPLE with good intentions and warm hearts

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?probably not lol

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?no one, except my asshole father who can just go and fuck himself for all I care

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?yyeeah kind of..

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?if it’s a person that I trust then yes, otherwise no

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?uhhh maybe? or more like I hope those exist lmao

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?:^) stillhaven’tkissedhhahaha..ha

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?yes

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?uhh like first crushcrush? no, but like the first actual real big ass crush? yes

19. Do you like bubble baths?never been in one

20. Do you like your neighbors?yes, most of them are really nice and I try to talk to them whenever I just happen to run into them

21. What are your bad habits?there’s way too many of them so I definitely won’t start listing all of them but procrastination and overthinking are definitely one of the worst ones

22. Where would you like to travel?Japan, definitely! though it won’t be happening in a looong time but maybe somewhere in the future I hope

23. Do you have trust issues?yes.

25. What part of your body are just most uncomfortable with?……. honestly pretty much almost everything lmao but face, legs and butt mostly hhaaha..ha

26. What do you do when you wake up?stay in bed for like half an hour thinking about how tired I am and most likely scrolling through Tumblr on my phone lmao

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?darker, I hate getting sunburned so easily

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?it’s uhhhhhhm complicated..

30. Do you ever want to get married?maybe? now that it’s finally legal here anyway

31. Is your hair long enough for a ponytail?no

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?lol no one

34. Do you play any sports? What sports?no

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?TV, I don’t really watch it that much nowadays anyway and I definitely couldn’t live without music

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?yes, that’s what I always do rip

37. What do you say during awkward silences?uhhhh it really depends on the situtation but I’ll just try to say something that just comes to mind to break the silence omg

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?basically just a girl I can really connect with, someone kind and patient with a good sense of humor and someone who just accepts everything about me and all that stuff skhdshgh

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?flea markets aAAAa also video game shops hkjshgk

40. What do you want to do after high school?wELL I’m just trying to find a job rn so

41. Do you believe that everyone deserves a second chance?no. unfortunate but no, definitely not everyone.

42. If you’re being extremely quiet what does it mean?it can mean a lot of things lol but I’m probably nervous or tired or angry, depends

43. Do you smile at strangers?yes absolutely!

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?outer space! bottom of the ocean fascinates me a lot too but it also scares the shit out of me omg, PLUS I can’t even swim so

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?my friends, my cats, all the upcoming series and video games and everything I’m possibly looking forward to

46. What are you paranoid about?…. uhhhh a lot of things

47. Have you ever been high?no

48. Have you ever been drunk?no

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope no one finds out about?uhhhhm yes

50. What was the color of the last hoodie you wore?I really can’t remember omg it’s been a while since I’ve worn one bc it’s been so hot but most likely black or dark green

51. Ever wished you were someone else?mmmh no… that idea just freaks me out in a way

52. One thing you wish you would change about yourself?being more social and brave and ughhh idk

53. Favorite makeup brand?I don’t knooow I don’t wear makeup anymore really bc I’m lazy lmao

54. Favorite store?uhhhHH I don’t know

55. Favorite blog?pretty much all of my mutuals’!

57. Favorite food?s a l a dalso tortillas tho

58. Last thing you ate?uhhhh idk what is it called in english but good stuff made out of zucchini omg

59. First thing you ate this morning?uhhhh I think it was crispbread

60. Ever won a competition? For what?uhhh nooo…? at least I can’t remember lol

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?nope

62. Been arrested? For what?noope

63. Ever been in love?yes

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?-

65. Are you hungry right now?no

66. Do you like your Tumblr friends more than your real friends???????? my “Tumblr friends” are my real friends wtf what kinda question is this

67. Facebook or Twitter?I don’t really use neither but uh Twitter

68. Twitter or Tumblr?Tumblr

69. Are you watching TV right now?no

70. Names of your best friends?eeeeh I don’t think I’ll tell them bc idk if they want their real names written here lol

71. Craving something? What?human touch pls I want cuddles right now immediately fuck

72. What color are your towels?uh mostly white

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?two also turns out that there’s two 72 questions lmao

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?yes

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?a lot.

75. Favorite animal?FOX!!

76. What color is your underwear?black

77. Chocolate or vanilla?chocolate

78. Favorite ice cream flavor?chocolate again

79. What color shirt are you wearing?uhhh ivory white with a cute fox on it aAAAa it’s my pjs lmao

80. What color pants?ivory white again with even more foxes on them lmao

81. Favorite TV show?I literally have no idea, I really don’t watch TV pretty much at all nowadays

82. Favorite movie?there’s tOO MANY OF THEM but uh Princess Mononoke and pretty much all of Studio Ghibli’s movies, Pokémon The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back, Wolf Children… there’s a lot.

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?what.

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street???????????

85. Favorite character from Mean Girls?wHAT

86. Favorite character from Finding Nemo?Dory!

87. First person you talked to today?my mom

88. Last person you talked to today?uhhhh like, talked talked? my mom again lol

89. Name a person you hate?am I supposed to choose just one

90. Name a person you love?all of my friends!!

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?yes.

92. In a fight with someone?not really

93. How many sweatpants do you have?I haven’t really counted lmao but quite a few

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?a LOT

95. Last movie you watched?Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days

96. Favorite actress?aaaAAAH I don’t knoooow there’s so many, but Gal Gadot!

97. Favorite actor?I don’t knoooooooow

98. Do you tan a lot?no, it’s the complete opposite rip. I either get just sunburned or get even more freckles

99. Have any pets?yesss! two cats, called Minni and Jimi

101. Do you type fast?yes

102. Do you regret anything from your past?don’t we all

103. Can you spell well?yeahh at least I think so

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?yes.

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?no

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?yes.

107. Have you ever been on a horse?yes

108. What should you be doing?I don’t know, sleep probably

109. Is something irritating you right now?my father lol

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?yes

111. Do you have trust issues?uhhh yes this question came up the second time omg

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?my mom

113. What was your childhood nickname?I didn’t really have one, my name is so short lol

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?I don’t live in America sfsdkjhgh

115. Do you play the Wii?no

116. Are you listening to music right now?actually not, which is odd

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?noooo I don’t eat meat

118. Do you like Chinese food?yeah

119. Favorite book?Varjak Paw

120. Are you afraid of the dark?not exactly the dark itself but what could be hiding there, especially if I’m outside and it’s dark

121. Are you mean?no, at least I hope so

122. Is cheating ever okay?no

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?depends on the season and weather really lmao, buuut most likely not rip

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?no

125. Do you believe in true love?I think so?

126. Are you currently bored?nope

127. What makes you happy?my friends, animals, video games, nature shdhgk

128. Would you change your name?nah

129. What is your Zodiac Sign?Scorpio

130. Do you like Subway?mmmh it’s fine

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?I’d just say that sorry but I’m gay and it’s not gonna happen

132. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?again a same question for the second time huh, but @kinjaru

133. Favorite lyrics right now?aaaaah I really can’t decide

134. Can you count to one million?uhhhhh I don’t know, I’d probably mess up at some point lmao

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?uh there’s probably quite a few omg

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?almost closed but just enough space so that my cats can come and go as they please

137. How tall are you?158cm, as in about 5′2″

138. Curly or straight hair?bOTH, but does this mean like my hair? if so then straight

139. Brunette or blonde?both, except brunette for myself

140. Summer or winter?winter

141. Night or day?night

142. Favorite month?Novemberrr bc it’s my birthday month akshfksh

143. Are you a vegetarian?yes

144. Dark, milk, or white chocolate?aaahh I like them all

145. Tea or coffee?tea

146. Was today a good day?yeah I guess so

147. Mars or Snickers?aaahhh Mars

148. What is your favorite quote?be who you are and say what you feel because those who matter don’t mind and those who mind don’t matter

149. Do you believe in ghosts?yes

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?Se imi kylmää yöilmaa keuhkoihinsa, katsoi tutkivasti valtaisaa muuria, toisiinsa kietoutuneita oksia - oli näkevinään valkoisen, viiksikarvanohuen kuun korkealla yläpuolellaan.

Cute Questions

#oH MY GOD THAT WAS A LOT JESUS CHRST #FHDHGHGKJFHDSGKJSH #laamanautti #answered

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amatisherondaale · 4 years

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23 people, fine. but then the audacity to bitch and whine and pout about me, to feign that level of insecurity is mind-blowing. to be fair, the insecurity must be real. what I can’t wrap my head around is how he can feel that way and be so narcissistic at the same time. a sensitive narcissist, that’s not too crazy. from the way he’d talk about it, I assumed he’d slept with about 5 people but really it’s 23. at the end of the day, it really doesn’t matter to me, at least not in the one sense he seemed to be alluding to. he’s phenomenal in bed and he made it sound one time as if he was insecure because he thought I had been with more people and had better sex, which is quite frankly not the case. he’s the very best, it’s not even on a comparable scale. the emotional intimacy, the days, weeks, months we’ve shared together make for something very new and very wonderful. so there’s no issue there but obviously there’s no issue there, he has plenty of fucking experience. (get it? fucking experience?) god, I wanna rip my hair out. then we come to the next line of reasoning which may have been that he thought I'd been with a million bajillion people but we can reject that hypothesis because he knew it was under 20. he knew that. so at that point he was just being delusional. unless 19 would have threatened him which is fair but still, less than twentyfuckingthree. a body for every year he’s been alive, how poignant. mr. madonna-whore complex. you’re a freud case study and that's the man who came up with the Oedipus complex so you’re holding some great company. multiple times now, on multiple occasions, you’ve proposed we just be friends with benefits and to that I say never. the only benefit we will reap of each other as friends will be the plain benefit of platonic friendship, nothing more. you can thank yourself for that stance, all those tirades about whores and sluts and hoes were duly noted, I wouldn’t dare disparage myself like that, no. I have too much respect for myself. ironic, isn’t it? you think you got the short end of the stick and ended up with the whore, your words not mine, but for the sake of keeping with the name of the complex, I am infinitely complex. I am both the madonna and the whore and you are so close-minded for not being able to see that. in reality, however, I am neither the madonna nor the whore. I'm simply myself, my multifaceted self. all of this boils down to your hypocrisy. you’re projecting. calling me the case study for insecurity when really it’s you. the reason I'm not bothered by your past and the people in your life is not because I don’t care, you know I care. it’s because I'm secure. ironically, part of that security comes from your love bombing which I'm also guilty of, unknowingly, but it seems not to have worked on you. I still couldn’t tell you exactly why I said the things I said or why I did the things I did but I can assure you that they were never meant to hurt you and had I known that would be the outcome I wouldn’t have done it; I wouldn’t have done it regardless. but the fact that you tried to pull the same thing on me, the fact that you said things to purposefully hurt me, like the detail about sofie being pretty points to some ego problem. perhaps even more telling is the fact that I didn’t even register it at the time. you mentioned in a conversation we had that you’d done this and I couldn’t recall it at all. of course it hurt to find out about it later but that means I was completely unscathed when you tried it. and still, you do petty things like that. what was the point of asking if any of my friends had tinder? it had nothing to do with the conversation we were having and you quite literally pulled it out of your ass just to be able to tell me you’d matched with them. cool? really, what’s the point? I would say it’s a thinly veiled attempt at hurting me but it wasn’t veiled at all. I know you couldn’t care less about my friends or at least I’m confident you couldn’t and you must know that I know so that’s clearly the dumbest thing ever. it’s borderline pathetic. it’s funny that someone on such a high horse would stoop to such low levels to wound me. you can be so pompous sometimes. you have emotionally tormenting nightmares about me cheating on you. I have never cheated and would never cheat, cheater. you make me swear on my sister’s life for everything when I have told you nothing but the truth, liar. you say we’re all good but then you go and sit on your laptop, brooding, only to lift your head up, turn to me and announce audaciously that stupid 94% statistic. oh but the universe is so good and so quick to knock you off your high horse. same. exact. number. not so haughty anymore huh. by your logic, that makes you a man whore. and a fucking hypocrite. I'm sorry no one loved me. please, keep reminding me. you went into this with no respect for me. that’s so shitty. you didn’t have one ounce of respect for me as a person, you didn't make a single shred of effort and you brag about it. that makes you a bad person. you said I mean less than sofie and you said this only a few days ago. you said you only kept seeing me, kept me around, cause you were hoping to meet someone else. you suck. my feet are fucking bleeding from walking on eggshells, all to protect your fragile ego. I deserve so much better.

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laurendwarddd · 4 years

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1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

Rita 🤤

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

Definitely outgoing!

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

My girlfriend when she gets home in 1 hour 😍

4. Are you easy to get along with?

Yeah I am, I try to make everyone comfortable!

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

No because she’d be too drunk and encouraging me to drink more.

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

Apparently idiots, but currently attracted to anything to do with her.

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

I’m already in a relationship 🥴

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

My boss, he’s a dick.

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

All Rita does is talk about so I have to learn to be okay with it 😂

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Rita!

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

‘My brain is fried’ - Rita

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

Lonely hearts - 5sos

Renee’s song - Bazzi

Without Fear - Dermot Kennedy

Dont start now - Dua Lipa

Not the same way - 5sos

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

I miss Rita having fake nails for this purpose!

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

Sometimes, but I also believe you have to make your own luck.

15. What good thing happened this summer?

I explored a lot with Rita, went a small hike with her and then went to Bali!

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

Well she as soon as she gets home I would hope that’s what I’m doing.

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

Absolutely!

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

I don’t even know who that is

19. Do you like bubble baths?

Depends on the mood

20. Do you like your neighbors?

I don’t know them

21. What are you bad habits?

I leave wet towels on the bed (don’t be mad Rita)

22. Where would you like to travel?

Thailand, and then Spain!

23. Do you have trust issues?

I did, but not anymore, I know who I can and can’t trust and I’m very lucky.

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

... Seeing Rita, falling asleep with Rita, eating with Rita, is it inappropriate if I say having sex with Rita?

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

My belly button

26. What do you do when you wake up?

Usually cuddle up to Rita then make coffee

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

Darker!

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

Tegan and Rita

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

A few, but I’m friends with most of them now.

30. Do you ever want to get married?

Absolutely!

31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?

Just

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

Nobody honestly

33. Spell your name with your chin.

nope

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

Nope

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

No, I’m not afraid of sharing my feelings.

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

I usually ramble

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

Long brown hair, deep brown eyes, small and soft hands, beautiful lips, small in height, witty, smart, funny, and her name is Rita.

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

I’d say general pants

40. What do you want to do after high school?

I’m out of High school and definitely not doing what I wanted.

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

Depends on the situation.

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

Im tired or super angry.

43. Do you smile at strangers?

Always. It’s the only language everyone understands.

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

Bottom of the ocean for sure

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

If it’s not Rita it’s my job

46. What are you paranoid about?

I get super paranoid about the dark

47. Have you ever been high?

Like last week

48. Have you ever been drunk?

Last weekend

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

Nope, everyone knows everything.

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?black

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

Nope my life is very good

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

How much I care

53. Favourite makeup brand?

Idk tbh

54. Favourite store?

General Pants or Thrills

55. Favourite blog?

Mm anything positive

56. Favourite colour?

Normally red but it’s actually pastel blue now

57. Favourite food? Thai

58. Last thing you ate? Fruit

59. First thing you ate this morning? Fruit

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

Always!

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

Too much of a long strory hahah

62. Been arrested? For what?

N/A

63. Ever been in love?

I am right now 🤤😍

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

Can I tell you the story of my first kiss with my girlfriend? Well it was a while ago, we’d gone out to dinner/drinks at the cove in Patterson Lakes, and I’d driven her home from our first date and as I hugged her goodbye I kissed her, she then proceeded to walk away and trip. 😳

65. Are you hungry right now?

Nooe

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

No way

67. Facebook or Twitter?

Facebook not that I have it anymore.

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

Tumblr.

69. Are you watching tv right now?

No I’m in bed reading.

70. Names of your bestfriends?

Tegan and Jasmine

71. Craving something? What?

I want curry.

72. What colour are your towels?

Blue

72. How many pillows do you sleep with? 3 because I have to have melman

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

Does melman count?

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

Maybe 2-3?

75. Favourite animal?

A sloth or a bat

76. What colour is your underwear?

Black

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Chocolate

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

White

80. What colour pants? White

81. Favourite tv show? I don’t know, I like them all.

82. Favourite movie? Moulin Rouge

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? Mean Girls

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? 21 jump street

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

Idk 🥴

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

Definitely Dory

87. First person you talked to today?

Rita!

88. Last person you talked to today?

Rita. We literally talk 90% of the day

89. Name a person you hate?

I only hate one person but I won’t name them

90. Name a person you love?

Rita

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

Yes holy wow yes

92. In a fight with someone?

No, because a fight would require any kind of care and I have none.

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

A billion

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

A few

95. Last movie you watched?

Something with Rita

96. Favourite actress?

Nicole Kidman

97. Favourite actor?

Chris Evans

98. Do you tan a lot?

No 😂

99. Have any pets?

I have two dogs and a cat!

100. How are you feeling?

Really good, I let go of some baggage today and finally realised what I have in front of me.

101. Do you type fast?

Yeah I do

102. Do you regret anything from your past? Only the last year hahaha except I wouldn’t have met Rita so I don’t know!

103. Can you spell well?

Yeah except I rely on autocorrect to much

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

Of course

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

Yes

106. Ever broken someone’s heart? Sure

107. Have you ever been on a horse? Yesss

108. What should you be doing? Literally nothing, I’m wrecked

109. Is something irritating you right now? Nope

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? Not really, I’ve never been in love until now with Rita

111. Do you have trust issues? Not anymore

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? rita

113. What was your childhood nickname? Loz

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?yes

115. Do you play the Wii? No

116. Are you listening to music right now? No

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? No

118. Do you like Chinese food? Yes

119. Favourite book? Anything bau tauplin

120. Are you afraid of the dark? Yes

121. Are you mean? Yes

122. Is cheating ever okay? No

123. Can you keep white shoes clean? Nope

124. Do you believe in love at first sight? Nope

125. Do you believe in true love? Yes

126. Are you currently bored? No

127. What makes you happy? anything to do with Rita

128. Would you change your name? No way

129. What your zodiac sign? Aquarius

130. Do you like subway? Yummy

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? Laugh cause he’s gay

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? Rita

133. Favourite lyrics right now? Not really

134. Can you count to one million? I’d get bored real quick

135. Dumbest lie you ever told? I love you

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? Depends on whose home

137. How tall are you? Midget sized

138. Curly or Straight hair? Both

139. Brunette or Blonde? Both

140. Summer or Winter? Summer for sure

141. Night or Day? Day

142. Favourite month? January

143. Are you a vegetarian? Yes

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? Milk

145. Tea or Coffee? Coffee

146. Was today a good day? It surprisingly was, off to a rough start but it’s going to end well

147. Mars or Snickers? Snickers

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exoticcal · 7 years

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1-150 on the get to know you ask......I DARE YOU

Challenge accepted. 1. Who was the last person you held hands with? My friend, whos a dude, only cause we was crying together lol2. Are you outgoing or shy? Even though it seems like I'm 'outgoing', I'm really shy.3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? I don't really have many friends so... no one?4. Are you easy to get along with? If you're an asshole, no I'm the worst to get along with. If you're just kind and respond to me, I'm pretty easy to get along with lol.5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? Since I really don't have a crush on anyone atm, no?6. What kind of people are you attracted to? Nice people who arent cocky and aren't mean to family (depends lol), animals or kids lol?7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? Probably not, knowing myself.8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? Ben Cook9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Depends. I can talk about it online easily, in person I can talk about it but it overwhelms me quicker 10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? My dude friend from the first question 11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? "Dont lol itll be fine"12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? I cant pick aaaahhhh13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? YES OH MY GOSH14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? Kinda?15. What good thing happened this summer? I lived in Hawaii for a month!!16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? I've never been kissed soooo17. Do you think there is life on other planets? YES.18. Do you still talk to your first crush? My first crush dates back to 1st grade, I've moved away since then so no.19. Do you like bubble baths? L O V E20. Do you like your neighbors? In my dorm, HELL NAH. In my home home? Eh. I love my neighbors across the street cause they're too nice to us and bring us tamales and blueberries because we lend them our lawn mower 21. What are you bad habits? I chew the insides of my cheeks and my lips, I ruin the cuffs of crewnecks, I tap my foot often22. Where would you like to travel? I'd love to go back to Hawaii tbh23. Do you have trust issues? Yes.24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Sleeping25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? My body26. What do you do when you wake up? Go on my phone27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? lighter so my expensive foundation will match28. Who are you most comfortable around? I don't even know anymore29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? I've never been in a relationship.30. Do you ever want to get married? Yess31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail? hahahaha no32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? No comment.33. Spell your name with your chin. ashlynn ----- oh shit whaddup boi i got skilll34. Do you play sports? What sports? Played sports. Basketbacl for 6 years and volleyball for 3.35. Would you rather live without TV or music? TV.36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? ALL. THE. TIME.37. What do you say during awkward silences? "weeeelll then," or "anyyywayyy"38. Describe your dream girl/guy? Don't really have one tbh39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? Forever 21, Charlotte Russe, Rue 21, H&M 40. What do you want to do after high school? I'm in college lol,,,, Act.41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Depends tbh42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? I'm usually quiet, but extremely? I'm sad, mentally beating myself up or something43. Do you smile at strangers? Yes!!!44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? Bottom of ocean 45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? Hunger46. What are you paranoid about? Every. Thing. (((Hi im constantly paranoid about anything and everything!!1!)47. Have you ever been high? Yes.48. Have you ever been drunk? Tipsy.49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? No?50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Black51. Ever wished you were someone else? All the time.52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? Everytime.53. Favourite makeup brand? Benefit or ABH orrrr NYX54. Favourite store? Target55. Favourite blog? I love all the blogs I follow.56. Favourite colour? Lavender 57. Favourite food? Sushi58. Last thing you ate? KitKat59. First thing you ate this morning? A chocolate peppermint muffin top from DB60. Ever won a competition? For what? Nooope61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? I'm a child of god62. Been arrested? For what? Nooo63. Ever been in love? Noope64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? Never been kissed65. Are you hungry right now? Of course66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? I love them all equally.67. Facebook or Twitter? Twitter68. Twitter or Tumblr? Tumblr69. Are you watching tv right now? Nope,,, I'm watching youtube?70. Names of your bestfriends? Court, Vero and Mads (alll nicknames lol)71. Craving something? What? That sweet sweet NUT(ty buddy)72. What colour are your towels? They're all different colors72. How many pillows do you sleep with? A big body pillow and then one normal pillow73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? A little hedgehog named Douglas74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? Over 5 (packed away)75. Favourite animal? Panda or fox76. What colour is your underwear? baby blue, coral and white77. Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanilla78. Favourite ice cream flavour? Cookie Dough or strawberry cheesecake79. What colour shirt are you wearing? White long sleeved turtleneck with mistletoes scattered all over. 80. What colour pants? blue jean81. Favourite tv show? Don't have any82. Favourite movie? Pitch Perfect movies83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? OG Mean Girls84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? 21JS85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? Janis86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? The one who screams bubbles87. First person you talked to today? My brother88. Last person you talked to today? Probs my dad89. Name a person you hate? I don't hate anyone----- DONALD TRUMP90. Name a person you love? My momma91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? DONALD TRUMP92. In a fight with someone? No?93. How many sweatpants do you have? 2.94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? too many95. Last movie you watched? Newsies96. Favourite actress? Oh fuk,,, I really like A.J Cook for TV. Then for theatre I genuinely love Rachel Bay Jones 97. Favourite actor? Soft spot for Tom Holland and all the ST boys98. Do you tan a lot? Rarely.99. Have any pets? yes, 3. All dogs.100. How are you feeling? Eh.101. Do you type fast? I guess.102. Do you regret anything from your past? Yes. Everything103. Can you spell well? Sometimes104. Do you miss anyone from your past? Yes.105. Ever been to a bonfire party? I wish106. Ever broken someone’s heart? Don't know107. Have you ever been on a horse? No.108. What should you be doing? Sleeping maybe lol109. Is something irritating you right now? My hip.110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? Fuck,,,, yeah111. Do you have trust issues? this was already asked, but yes.112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? The dude from question number 1 113. What was your childhood nickname? Ash or ashiipooh114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? Yes.115. Do you play the Wii? Nope.116. Are you listening to music right now? Nah,,117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? I don't eat meat.118. Do you like Chinese food? I'm a pescatarian so the seafood option chinese food i love119. Favourite book? Milk and Honey120. Are you afraid of the dark? No.121. Are you mean? Sometimes122. Is cheating ever okay? Hell. No.123. Can you keep white shoes clean? hahaha no124. Do you believe in love at first sight? no idea tbh125. Do you believe in true love? I'd like to.126. Are you currently bored? Yeah.127. What makes you happy? Acting128. Would you change your name? No.129. What your zodiac sign? Aries130. Do you like subway? Use to.131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? Yikes lol stay friends132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? Same dude from #1133. Favourite lyrics right now? Dont have any134. Can you count to one million? Yeah?135. Dumbest lie you ever told? i don't remember136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? Closed137. How tall are you? 5'4''138. Curly or Straight hair? Wavey139. Brunette or Blonde? Blonde140. Summer or Winter? Winter141. Night or Day? Night142. Favourite month? April143. Are you a vegetarian? Technically yeah cause fish options arent always avaliable.144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? Dark145. Tea or Coffee? Sweeet coffee146. Was today a good day? I guess147. Mars or Snickers? Snickers148. What’s your favourite quote? Don't have any149. Do you believe in ghosts? Eh.150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? Literally no books are in site.

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piilokarsastus · 7 years

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Get to know me

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? my gf

2. Are you outgoing or shy? not really outgoing, but shy doesn’t describe me either

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? any cat tbh

4. Are you easy to get along with? generally, yes

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? probably

6. What kind of people are you attracted to? girls that are nice, that I just have this weird connection with from the moment we meet and that have a similar taste in things as me

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? yes

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? my gf

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? no

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? define ‘deep’

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? ‘relatable’

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? I can never decide over these things but can we just pretend I named 5 piano pieces from Oliver Messiaen?

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? people, plural? I prefer one at a time but yeah it’s nice

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? sort of

15. What good thing happened this summer? I got a composing commission

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? I’d do it a thousand times

17. Do you think there is life on other planets? yes

18. Do you still talk to your first crush? no

19. Do you like bubble baths? yeah but the last time I had one was in like 2010 or something

20. Do you like your neighbors? yes

21. What are you bad habits? procrastinating

22. Where would you like to travel? many places, especially Germany

23. Do you have trust issues? no

24. Favorite part of your daily routine? when I get home from school, I make sandwiches and eat them in bed, watching HBO

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? all of it

26. What do you do when you wake up? frankly speaking, I don’t

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? wtf is this question

28. Who are you most comfortable around? my parents and my gf

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? no

30. Do you ever want to get married? it could be nice, but I really don’t care about that yet

31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? lol nope

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? ???wut

33. Spell your name with your chin. nmkjkjllkb kjfrdshjulksadnbihj

34. Do you play sports? What sports? sports? I don’t know her

35. Would you rather live without TV or music? TV??? like what kind of uncivilised barbarian would choose to live without music??

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? when I was a kid

37. What do you say during awkward silences? I don’t?? no one says anything, that’s why it’s called awkward silence

38. Describe your dream girl/guy? she would be... sweet, funny, hella cute, amazing hair, likes music, probably plays the clarinet... oh wait

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? any book/music store and stores where you can buy fancy chocolate and other stuff to eat

40. What do you want to do after high school? not math

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? depends on the fucking context 42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? it could mean a variety of things. I could be having a perfectly normal day with just no one to talk to at the moment, or I could be having the worst day ever. 43. Do you smile at strangers? uhh...no (why would anyone do that?) 44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? space 45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? school. or hunger. in both cases, I do so reclutantly 46. What are you paranoid about? people abandoning me 47. Have you ever been high? yes, there was this mountain range on Gran Canaria, it was, like, 2km high or something 48. Have you ever been drunk? no 49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? my browser history is clean 50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? dark blue 51. Ever wished you were someone else? not permanently, but it’d be interesting to experience the world with someone else’s eyes 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? my body 53. Favourite makeup brand? the fuck do I care? oh, maybe all these questions are meant for women (or others) that use makeup... maybe I shoud use makeup... maybe I’m a woman... maybe... it’s MAYBELLINE 54. Favourite store? Stockmann 55. Favourite blog? no opinion on this one 56. Favourite colour? blue but honestly I love every colour (except for that one... yeah, that) 57. Favourite food? pizza 58. Last thing you ate? bread 59. First thing you ate this morning? bread 60. Ever won a competition? For what? I won a costume competition at school in the 2nd grade, I was Harry Potter 61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? no 62. Been arrested? For what? no 63. Ever been in love? oh boi yes 64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? my first gf was over, we lay on the couch and had a LotR marathon. We then discussed a more serious thing, and after that the kiss just happened 65. Are you hungry right now? no 66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? let’s be real my only tumblr friends are also my irl friends 67. Facebook or Twitter? Facebook 68. Twitter or Tumblr? Tumblr 69. Are you watching tv right now? no 70. Names of your bestfriends? no not gonna tell u u scary internet person 71. Craving something? What? that mineral 72. What colour are your towels? we’re only 72 questions in and this is what you come up with? 72. How many pillows do you sleep with? 1-2 73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? occasionally, there’s a doggo 74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? like 40 75. Favourite animal? cat 76. What colour is your underwear? I wonder the same thing every day 77. Chocolate or Vanilla? (I’ll assume this is about ice cream) vanilla 78. Favourite ice cream flavour? yes 79. What colour shirt are you wearing? red 80. What colour pants? black 81. Favourite tv show? yes 82. Favourite movie? I rarely watch films these days, but I really liked the King’s Speech 83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? only seen the latter 84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? I should watch the first Mean Girls before I can make up my mind, but for now I’ll say 21 Jump Street 85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? can we just stop with the Mean Girls questions already? 86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? that was unexpected but thanks 87. First person you talked to today? my mum 88. Last person you talked to today? my mum 89. Name a person you hate? trump 90. Name a person you love? my gf 91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? yes 92. In a fight with someone? no 93. How many sweatpants do you have? 2 94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? 4 95. Last movie you watched? Einstein and Eddington 96. Favourite actress? I don’t really have favourites but Emma Thompson is a legend 97. Favourite actor? the same thing as above but David Tennant 98. Do you tan a lot? somewhat significantly, but I don’t really like sunbathing so I don’t know exactly how much 99. Have any pets? no :( 100. How are you feeling? normal 101. Do you type fast? quite so 102. Do you regret anything from your past? yes 103. Can you spell well? yes 104. Do you miss anyone from your past? friends that no longer stay in touch for reasons they apparently don’t deem appropriate to enlighten me about 105. Ever been to a bonfire party? this is Finland... find me someone who hasn’t been to one 106. Ever broken someone’s heart? nopefully hot hopefully not 107. Have you ever been on a horse? no 108. What should you be doing? shut the fuck up I’m not listening 109. Is something irritating you right now? no 110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? yes 111. Do you have trust issues? didn’t we already do this one? 112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? I actually don’t remember but mum probably 113. What was your childhood nickname? in my case, you can’t talk about “the” nickname, there has been so many... 114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? oh no sir where I live is the centre of the world, I don’t need to leave because why would anyone want to experience anything new ever, oh boy you won’t even believe what the Pohjois-Pohjanmaan lakeudet perkele has to offer (tl;dr: yes)

115. Do you play the Wii? the whom?

116. Are you listening to music right now? no

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? yeah whatever

118. Do you like Chinese food? yes

119. Favourite book? no no no don’t ask me questions like this

120. Are you afraid of the dark? no

121. Are you mean? no if you aren’t an arse

122. Is cheating ever okay? no. fuk u. u ruined the board game.

123. Can you keep white shoes clean? that should be pretty easy, all you need is a sterile bag and a safe

124. Do you believe in love at first sight? no

125. Do you believe in true love? what do mean by ‘true’?

126. Are you currently bored? no

127. What makes you happy? food

128. Would you change your name? no, I would’ve already done that by now, wouldn’t I?

129. What your zodiac sign? Virgo

130. Do you like subway? (insert a joke about public transport)

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? date her, if you’re literally best friends with someone of your preferred sex, as in ‘I feel really safe and comfortable around this person and I care about them’ then what the fuck is there that prevents you from having the best romantic relationship possible?

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? WE HAD THIS QUESTION ALREADY WHY DO THESE EVEN HAVE NUMBERS IF YOU’RE GONNA ASK ME THE SAME THINGS TWICE LIES EVERYWHERE

133. Favourite lyrics right now? i listen to the music, not the lyrics

134. Can you count to one million? yes. but I wont.

135. Dumbest lie you ever told? When I was like 3 I messed with my dad’s watch and didn’t know how to change the time back to normal and when my dad asked me what had happened to the watch I said that it had been on the floor and I had accidentally stepped on a random wrench that had just happened to lie there next to it and the wrench had then launched into the air and landed on the watch breaking it

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? closed

137. How tall are you? 170cm

138. Curly or Straight hair? my hair? straight

139. Brunette or Blonde? my hair? brunette

140. Summer or Winter? Summer

141. Night or Day? Night

142. Favourite month? July

143. Are you a vegetarian? no

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? dark. milk chocolate is also good if it’s of high quality

145. Tea or Coffee? Tea

146. Was today a good day? has been so far

147. Mars or Snickers? why not both

148. What’s your favourite quote? ‘It amplifies your natural abilities, like a microphone... or a pooper scooper’ -The 11th Doctor

149. Do you believe in ghosts? no

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? “Ei hassumpaa”

#Random info about me

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1-150 all of them. Every single one 😁

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

honestly can't remember, it was a girl though so... (we were friends arent anymore) 2. Are you outgoing or shy?

I pretend I'm outgoing but really I'm a shy bitch unless I get comfortable with you then I suppose I’m outgoing. 3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

my bed, cause I’m tired! kidding. 4. Are you easy to get along with?

depends but I'd like to say so unless you're a bitch to me then I will be a bitch back. 5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

I don’t get drunk anymore, lol I’m a lightweight, once I have one drink I’m tipsy. But if I do decide to get drunk then prob whoever I got drunk with, unless they get drunk, then my mum can take care of me. 6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

Varies, as long as they have a kind heart and are funny. Also a sucker for accents and blue eyes & green, as well as brown. 7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

nope. 8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

Do celebs count or nah? if so then Chris Evans, Sebastian Stan + Tom Holland { not that anyone cares but we are the same age}. 9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

If it's with my mum then yeah, or family, anyone else it doesn't make me uncomfortable. 10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

my mum. 11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

iPhone charging cables {lol} 12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

Easier- 5sos

Last Hurrah-Bebe Rexha

R U Mine- Arctic Monkeys

Suckerz- Blackbear

Break up with girlfriend, I’m bored- Ariana Grande

Ain’t My Fault-Zara Larsson 13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

definitely. 14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

yep. 15. What good thing happened this summer?

nothing really. 16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

maybe, maybe not. 17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

yep. 18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

nope, I honestly had cringy taste in crushes in primary school and high school. 19. Do you like bubble baths?

Yass..... 20. Do you like your neighbors?

nope, he a douchebag, and all the bad names in the book. 21. What are you bad habits?

going to bed late, rolling my eyes to much. 22. Where would you like to travel?

YES! 23. Do you have trust issues?

yes. 24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

I have no clue... 25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

stomach and thighs. 26. What do you do when you wake up?

whine about how tired I am and how I should go to bed earlier. 27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

in-between. 28. Who are you most comfortable around?

my mom. 29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

yep, and honestly I don't care it's their loss. 30. Do you ever want to get married?

it’s not really on my to-do list, but maybe. 31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?

yep. 32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan without a doubt. 33. Spell your name with your chin.

c lazire (lol I did pretty well, except for the space and z ) 34. Do you play sports? What sports?

nope 35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

nope. 36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

yes. 37. What do you say during awkward silences?

I laugh nervously. 38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

*sighs* as long as they have blue or green or blue eyes, some sort of accent, are nice, funny, loyal, dreamy. 39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

book shops, clothes shops and those body shops (the ones you get body lotion and that from) and home decor shops, DVD shops. 40. What do you want to do after high school?

I’m 22, I’ve finished high school a long time ago. 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

depends, on what they have done. 42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

sad. 43. Do you smile at strangers?

sometimes. 44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

can I say both, I’m going to say both. 45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

my dog literally jumps on my and barks at me. 46. What are you paranoid about?

a lot of things, someone kidnapping me, being stalked, weird creatures killing me, dying. 47. Have you ever been high?

Nah... 48. Have you ever been drunk?

yeah, plenty of times. 49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

not really. 50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

black and grey. 51. Ever wished you were someone else?

all the time. 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

I wish I had long legs tbh. 53. Favourite makeup brand?

nude. 54. Favourite store?

ally 55. Favourite blog?

on here or somewhere else,? 56. Favourite colour?

purple, blue, grey, pink, green. 57. Favourite food?

pasta. 58. Last thing you ate?

raspberries. 59. First thing you ate this morning?

nothing, I don't eat in the morning. 60. Ever won a competition? For what?

Nah. 61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

nearly, but they found out it wasn't my fault, yet one teacher was a total bitch to me afterwards. 62. Been arrested? For what?

nope, I’m a good girl. 63. Ever been in love?

yes, and it hurts. 64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

it was on my thirteenth bday party and it was three guys, two of them were great the other one was sloppy and ew. 65. Are you hungry right now?

not really. 66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

yep. 67. Facebook or Twitter?

twitter. 68. Twitter or Tumblr?

Tumblr. 69. Are you watching tv right now?

Nah. 70. Names of your bestfriends?

do dogs count, if so then Max. 71. Craving something? What?

pancakes. 72. What colour are your towels?

pink, blue, neutral colours. 72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

four. 73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

no. 74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

four I think. 75. Favourite animal?

tigers. 76. What colour is your underwear?

grey, pink, and aqua. 77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

both. 78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

cookies & cream or strawberry. 79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

pink.

80. What colour pants?

pink, with stars. 81. Favourite tv show?

The Simpsons. 82. Favourite movie?

Captain America: The Winter Soldier. 83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

Mean Girls. 84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

Mean Girls. 85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

Regina George. 86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

Dory. 87. First person you talked to today?

My brother. 88. Last person you talked to today?

My brother. 89. Name a person you hate?

my neighbour. 90. Name a person you love?

everyone, except for people I dont like. 91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

Oh definitely. 92. In a fight with someone?

mostly just words. 93. How many sweatpants do you have?

six 94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

eight, I think. 95. Last movie you watched?

Avengers: Endgame. 96. Favourite actress?

Emilia Clarke 97. Favourite actor?

Chris Evans. 98. Do you tan a lot?

no, last time i tanned, i got badly sunburnt. 99. Have any pets?

Two dogs. 100. How are you feeling?

tired, sad, horny, unappreciated and annoyed. 101. Do you type fast?

yeah. 102. Do you regret anything from your past?

oh, so many things. 103. Can you spell well?

sometimes. 104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

yeah but no. 105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

nope. 106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

yep. 107. Have you ever been on a horse?

yes. 108. What should you be doing?

sleeping its 3AM SOMETHING 109. Is something irritating you right now?

yeah... 110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

yes. 111. Do you have trust issues?

yes. 112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

my mom. 113. What was your childhood nickname?

clairebear or mousey. 114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

no. 115. Do you play the Wii?

mostly the ps4 now. 116. Are you listening to music right now?

yas, some angsty songs, might do some song fics. 117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

never had it. 118. Do you like Chinese food?

yeah. 119. Favourite book?

Looking for Alaska - John Green 120. Are you afraid of the dark?

sometimes. 121. Are you mean?

I try not to be. 122. Is cheating ever okay?

nope. 123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

no. 124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

I’m a bit iffy on that, thats purely falling for looks, i mean sure they look hot but what if their personail;ty is shit, then their hottness just zeros down. 125. Do you believe in true love?

yeah. 126. Are you currently bored?

nah. 127. What makes you happy?

lots of things. puppies, kittens, animals, dragons, writing, reading, family and friends, you guys. 128. Would you change your name?

no. 129. What your zodiac sign?

Libra. 130. Do you like subway?

sometimes. 131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

just stare in shock for a long while, while trying to process it. 132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

my mum. 133. Favourite lyrics right now?

Is it easier to stay? Is it easier to go? I don't wanna know, oh But I know that I'm never, ever gonna change And you know you don't want it any other way 134. Can you count to one million?

no. 135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

I’m sick, I can't come. 136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

sometimes opened sometimes closed. 137. How tall are you?

5′5 138. Curly or Straight hair?

both. 139. Brunette or Blonde?

both. OMBRE. 140. Summer or Winter?

Summer, cause winter is cuddling season and I don't have a boo. 141. Night or Day?

both. 142. Favourite month?

October. 143. Are you a vegetarian?

used to be, might go back to being one. 144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

both. 145. Tea or Coffee?

neither. 146. Was today a good day?

not really. 147. Mars or Snickers?

both. 148. What’s your favourite quote?

it’s a bad day, not a bad life. 149. Do you believe in ghosts?

yes. 150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

this? they were hers! she’d gathered them, hoarded them, maybe someday planned to pass them on to me.

#anon #asks #answered

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musicalotter · 7 years

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The rest of the number ask that you didn't answer yet

Baby! I’m gonna put it under a read more, ok?

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

Cate!

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

Shy

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

Cate!

4. Are you easy to get along with?

Hardly

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

Yeah because she knows I’d do the same for her!

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

Cate!

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

In one, but hope we’re still together even longer than that!

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

Joa, because he’s moving soon and he’s like my little brother

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

Nah, I love to talk about it tbh

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Cate

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

It was just a busy day.13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

Yes!

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

Luck: yes; miracles: no

15. What good thing happened this summer?

Went on vacay for the first time since high school

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

Yes! (It was Cate)

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

Yeah

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

Nope

19. Do you like bubble baths?

YES!

20. Do you like your neighbors?

Nope

21. What are you bad habits?

Drinking, swearing, can’t think of all of them rn

22. Where would you like to travel?

Everywhere!

23. Do you have trust issues?

OOOOOOOHHHHH YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

Sleeping if I can

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

All of it

26. What do you do when you wake up?

Cry

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

Nah

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

Cate

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

One, but she cheated on me so she can rot for all I care

30. Do you ever want to get married?

YES! TO CATE!

31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?

Not right now, but hopefully soon!

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

Not interested

33. Spell your name with your chin.

alexs

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

I don’t play any rn, but I played football, basketball, soccer, baseball, and I did color guard and I’m a mixed martial artist

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

T.V.

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

Yep

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

Nothing, I’m comfortable not speaking39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

Torrid, Hot Topic, Spencer’s, Forever 21

40. What do you want to do after high school?

Past that point

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

NOPE!

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

Literally anything. I’m fucking quiet as shit!

43. Do you smile at strangers?

Yeah, I work in retail45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

Work and Cate

46. What are you paranoid about?

Fucking up and hurting Cate

47. Have you ever been high?

Yes

48. Have you ever been drunk?

Yes

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

Nope

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

Green

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

Yeah

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

Be born a girl

53. Favourite makeup brand?

Olay

54. Favourite store?

Torrid

55. Favourite blog?

Cate’s

56. Favourite colour?

Purple

57. Favourite food?

Don’t have one

58. Last thing you ate?

Chicken sandwich

59. First thing you ate this morning?

Falaffel wrap

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

Yes, color guard

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

62. Been arrested? For what?

63. Ever been in love?

Yes

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

Elementary school

65. Are you hungry right now?

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

Not more than

67. Facebook or Twitter?

Meh

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

Meh

69. Are you watching tv right now?

70. Names of your bestfriends?

Cate, Joa, Paige, Aaron, Cassi, Ray, Alana, and Shay

71. Craving something? What?

Nope72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

Yes

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

Over 45

75. Favourite animal?

North American River Otter77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Depends on my mood

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

Strawberry

79. What colour shirt are you wearing? no shirt80. What colour pants? black81. Favourite tv show? nope82. Favourite movie? none83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? don’t care84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? don’t care85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? don’t care86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? don’t care87. First person you talked to today? don’t remember88. Last person you talked to today? Paige89. Name a person you hate? Hunter90. Name a person you love? Cate91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? Hunter92. In a fight with someone? No93. How many sweatpants do you have? 4 pairs94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? 1096. Favourite actress? N/a97. Favourite actor? n/a98. Do you tan a lot?no i burn99. Have any pets?yes100. How are you feeling?tired of these fucking questions101. Do you type fast? no!102. Do you regret anything from your past? living103. Can you spell well? no104. Do you miss anyone from your past? no105. Ever been to a bonfire party? yes106. Ever broken someone’s heart? hope not107. Have you ever been on a horse? no108. What should you be doing? killing myself109. Is something irritating you right now? these questions110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? yeah111. Do you have trust issues? yes112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? cate113. What was your childhood nickname? my last name114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? yes115. Do you play the Wii? no116. Are you listening to music right now? no117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? eh118. Do you like Chinese food? eh119. Favourite book? n/a120. Are you afraid of the dark? no121. Are you mean? probably122. Is cheating ever okay? nope123. Can you keep white shoes clean? yeah124. Do you believe in love at first sight? eh125. Do you believe in true love? yes126. Are you currently bored? yes128. Would you change your name? i have to129. What your zodiac sign? aries130. Do you like subway? eh131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? RIP them132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? cate133. Favourite lyrics right now? idk134. Can you count to one million? yes135. Dumbest lie you ever told? idk136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? closed137. How tall are you? 5′8″138. Curly or Straight hair? n/a139. Brunette or Blonde?n/a140. Summer or Winter? winter141. Night or Day? night142. Favourite month? october143. Are you a vegetarian? no144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? dark145. Tea or Coffee? tea146. Was today a good day? nope147. Mars or Snickers? mars148. What’s your favourite quote? idk149. Do you believe in ghosts? yes

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flutegirl0422 · 7 years

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Do multiples of 3!

I think I got all of them! Gonna put it under a cut since it’s a lot xD

Ask me questions!

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?I’m going back to our office inJacksonville in a few weeks and I’m looking forward to seeing my trainingbuddies again!

6. What kind of people are youattracted to?Honestly, talent plays a big part in it. Also apparently I like guys who lookreally good in feminine makeup (see: Will Roland and Zach Kornfeld forexamples)

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?It depends? If it comes up toooften, like if that’s the only thing someone talks about or if it’s reallygraphic it can make me uncomfortable but not typically

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?- Despacito by Luis Fonsi ft. Daddy Yankee- Words Fail from Dear EvanHansen- I’m Cool by Sam Salmond- Michael in the Bathroom fromBe More Chill- Break Your Halo by Andy Black

15. What good thing happened this summer?I got a new job!

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?Not at all. No idea where he is.

21. What are you bad habits?I’m terrible at picking up my house until I have to.

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?I like taking my shower in the morning

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?Nah, I like it how it is.

30. Do you ever want to get married?Eventually, yes

33. Spell your name with your chin. rfen cz

…..i tried

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?All the time. I do it like it’s my job.

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?Torrid, Target, Disney Store, Hot Topic

42. If you’re being extremely quiet what does it mean?Depends? I wouldn’t say I’m a super talkative person, I tend to keep to myselfunless I’m in a social setting, but if I’m unusually quite I’m probably tiredor upset. Usually tired lol

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?Possibilities? Like I don’t think I actively think this way but I feel likeevery day is a fresh start, and while there are things that I know will likelyhappen, like work and meals and

48. Have you ever been drunk?Nope!

51. Ever wished you weresomeone else?Fleetingly. But more and more I feel that I want to be *like* other people, andemulate them, rather than become them.

54. Favourite store?I think this was already asked? But generally it’s probably Target.

57. Favourite food? MAC AND CHEESE

60. Ever won a competition? Forwhat?I have! When I was in dance some of the groups I competed in took first placein the regional competitions we did, and I got second place in the region for atap solo I did to (and this is 100% true facts) The Naked Mole Rap form KimPossible.

63. Ever been in love? Not really. I think I thought I was once, but I think I loved the idea morethan the actual person.

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?Most of my tumblr friends are my real friends so I guess it’s about the samelol

69. Are you watching tv rightnow?Nope!

72. What colour are your towels?I have several, but most of my towels are white

75. Favourite animal?It used to be snakes, but now I don’t know what it is. I still like snakes, butnot as much as I used to…help me find a favorite!

78. Favourite ice creamflavour?Cake Batter

81. Favourite tv show?Currently airing: The FlashAll Time: Greek

84. Mean Girls or 21 JumpStreet?Mean Girls only because I haven’t seen 21 Jump Street

87. First person you talked to today?Mom

90. Name a person you love?Dad

93. How many sweatpants do you have?I don’t have any legit sweatpants but I have like 3 pairs of athletic pants

96. Favourite actress?Probably Anne Hathaway

99. Have any pets?nope

102. Do you regret anything from your past?Not really. I’ve done things I’mnot proud of but I don’t regret how everything shook out.

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?No…not too many of those in Arizona lol

108. What should you be doing?Cleaning probably

111. Do you have trust issues?Some, yeah

114. Have you ever been out ofyour province/state?I literally just got back from a trip out of state lol

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?I do, but I’m picky about it. If it has too much celery I’m not a fan

120. Are you afraid of the dark?Nah

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?Thanks to band I know I can!

126. Are you currently bored?No because I’m answering all these questions lol

129. What your zodiac sign?Gemini

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?I think my friend Kat

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?omg….someone asked me the meaning of 0422 in my username and I didn’t want totell them so I said it was because 2+2=4 but it’s backwards and I added thezero because 422 was taken. (I’m a terrible liar)

138. Curly or Straight hair?I have curly hair, but I don’t have a preference aesthetically

141. Night or Day?Night

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?Milk

147. Mars or Snickers?Snickers because I’ve never had a Mars bar

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the firstline on that page? “But…that’s impossible!” Icried.

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