#literally the first bullet point was 'question why you need to downsize' | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

nexus-nebulae · 9 months ago

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me: *clicks on an article about a question i just googled*

the article: uuhhhhhhhh are you sure you want help with this thing? are you reeeeally sure? have you asked yourself if you actually need to do this? here's 10 other completely different options that aren't what you asked for since i don't think you're smart enough to decide :)

me: i am literally just trying to learn how to make a recipe smaller

#literally the first bullet point was 'question why you need to downsize'#like????????????? yeah???????????? i did????????????? thats why im trying to fucking search how???????????????????????#i don't want to keep wasting food just because i don't feel like eating the leftovers??????????#i do not need four person servings every single time i cook a single meal????????????????#it was all options like 'don't downsize :) keep the leftovers :) give it to other people :) use it as compost :)'#1- i do not always eat the leftovers and that is a waste #2- literally nobody i know irl will eat the same stuff as me bc my mom is White™ and the rest of my family is an hour drive away #3- what fucking compost i live in the city #anyway. how the hell am i supposed to not burn a tiny casserole dish.

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