#literally spending way too much time in this studio istg

[spotaus]

Sorry y'all, I think this hobby is deeply unserious- just a fun fact, this is what I've been up to :]

[rachelillustrates]

My top 7 Faerie stories/worlds atm 🦋

**Note, I am super dupes aware that I haven't read/watched everything, so please feel free to reblog/comment with recommendations!**

Faerie is the pulse of my heart, and my mind/spirit/etc. spends a LOT of time thinking about it, SO here's the most resonant of depictions of the realm/faeries themselves in my current opinion (and why).

(And not in any particular order:)

Elfhame, @hollyblack 's "Folk of the Air" series and all related books

Arda, Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" and all related adaptations

"Suitor Armor" by @thepurpah

Studio Ghibli's take on spirits in Japanese folklore

Brian and Wendy Froud's take on Faerie

"Fraggle Rock"

"Tock the Gnome," by myself!

Thoughts:

(Art by Rovina Cai, from "How the King of Elfhame Learned to Hate Stories")

I feel very much that Holly Black gets the lushness and richness of Faerie, plus the trickery of it, and that level of dangerous beauty - what attracts humanity to it, etc. How everything is in extremes, too, but also how parts of it echo the human experience - both in terms of courts, but also in terms of the heart, and the emotional impact of intense circumstances and intense feelings.

I am, admittedly, not all caught up yet since I haven't read her earlier works, but of course I recommend starting with "The Cruel Prince" and reading forward from there (the more recent "Stolen Heir Duology" having an extra special place in my esteem)!

(Also special shoutout to the fact that there are Nisse - Gnomes! - in the recent books, AND that her take on Redcaps is absolutely Orcish 💚)

(Also also, cw: Changelings. They can be a triggering/upsetting subject, considering how our concept of them as humans seems to have come about. She does make pretty heavy use of them, but not in the ways that one might expect, and always from a very emotionally-centered space - not a humans-abusing-potential-fae space.)

So, Tolkien - yes, I am including the world of his works in this because even though he considered them religious and specifically-denominational, he took SO MUCH inspiration from folklore and faerie tales (do not even get me started on what got edited out of "The Silmarillion" istg) that Arda is not wholly Christian, from my Faerie-worshiping queer-ass faerie perspective thankyouverymuch. Not to mention what is being done in fandom with the faerie-races, especially the Dwarves and the Hobbits, AND what recent adaptations are opening up with the Orcs!! Obviously, his take on Faerie is a much more literally-grounded reality - they exist in the Earth-based world (as if Faerie has bled into what we expect Earth to be), they have magic (at least the Elves and Dwarves do) but it's both somehow super ethereal and super physical at once. And divinely connected, since the biggest magic in Middle-earth (or any part of Arda) comes from the lesser Gods - the Valar, and the Maiar who serve under them as well as from Big Sky Daddy Eru, but we're not talking about him right now. So that, to me, really speaks to the spiritual nature of Faerie too - which is always always always personally interesting to me, and Jrrt's take on the fae was absolutely foundational in my budding concept of them, before I even really thought about who they are in a conscious way.

I don't know where to recommend starting, since I got into the world through the Jackson films, first, and I wouldn't change my experience for anything because it's given me SO much. But in fandom, shoutout to the works of @conkers-thecosy (read her fics here!) as well as "A Long List of Happy Endings" by vicious_summer and "The Mushroom Mine" series by @chrononautintraining for Dwarf Stuff - and "Splint" by HelenaMarkos for Orc Stuff. Plus, as much as I know it's divisive, "Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power" is - again - doing wonders about the Orcs AND doing very well by the Dwarves too, in my opinion, showing them as a fully realized and thriving people (though Dwarf women should still have beards, Amazon!! And there seems to be some confusion around how the name of Durin functions...)!! Available to stream on Prime, here.

"Suitor Armor" takes place in a world that appears very similar to medieval Earth, and as such the worldbuilding itself doesn't feel very specifically Faerie - yet. However, with the main character having significant ties to the fae, and with the story still having space to explore their culture once the tale takes the characters there, I have faith that we are gonna see more of this take on Faerie specifically soon. In the meantime, what we have seen so far - how faerie magic works, how they relate to each other, etc. - rings true for me, and is lovely to behold, especially in the face of the tragedy around their circumstances in the Big Plot.

Free to read here (and coming to bookshelves in 2025!!).

As for Studio Ghibli - Miyazaki's take on the spirits of Japanese folklore - which are absolutely Faerie - was SO formative for me growing up. I don't have anything else to say about that except that he's right!!

I recommend "Princess Mononoke," "Spirited Away" and "My Neighbor Totoro," particularly. All available to stream on Max right now (but buying physical media is better, and they're very likely available to rent other places, too).

Brian and Wendy Froud's work has, of course, also been absolutely formative for me - especially when I started getting into Faerie properly. Their work doesn't require much commentary either - they're just correct 💗 Nothing I've experienced has ever contradicted what I've read in their books, and I feel like their work really, really gets the energy of the fae and the liminality of their existence. And that there is kindness, and light, as well as danger.

I recommend "Trolls" and "Faeries' Tales," to start with, and of course the quintessential "Faeries" by Brian Froud and Alan Lee, which started it all.

(Also, considering what's below, special honorary shoutout to their work on "The Dark Crystal." Definite overlap there and absolutely counts.)

Obviously there's some crossover with The Muppets here, considering they come from the same studio, BUT if we're looking at just "Fraggle Rock" on its own - absolutely. Though a very different take than those mentioned above, if you're looking for the whimsy and delight at the heart of the fae, the Fraggles have it.

Both the original series and the reboot are currently available to stream on AppleTV.

Okay, and my own! What I'm doing with the world of "Tock the Gnome" is a little bit different - again, we're looking at a realm that isn't free from some of the physical bounds we find on Earth - but in its vast history there is Faerie at its purest, and the characters are on a Big Quest that will be instrumental in restoring the realm to what one would expect of Faerieland (all wrapped up in a body-positive, sapphic-presenting queer romance, btw). My focus is on Gnomes and Orcs, in particular, since the fact that they're also fae is a big part of my message. Recognizing that, as well as recognizing the importance of connectedness between people and the balance of that and personal sovereignty, and how damage to those things might impact the whole of a magical realm.

All pages available to read for free here, across several platforms (with print issues available here).

🦋💗🦋👏👏

[lookingforhobi]

♡ Wallflower  ♡

Pairing: Hoseok x Reader

au/genre/warning: Fluff; dancer Hoseok; Sunshine

Word Count: 3,776

You’re the type of person who prefers silence, feels awkward in a tiny hint of spotlight, enjoys time for yourself, being in your own bubble and keeping small circle of trusted friends,

He is loud, enjoys the attention, friends with almost everyone!

Then your world turned upside down when you find yourself sharing the light with the one you’ve warned yourself to stay away from.

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You always hated when he jokes around and makes the whole class squirm when he starts singing, rapping or dancing. You hate that he makes you smile with the way he laugh- slapping whoever is beside him or basically throwing himself everywhere. Hate that he sometimes disturbs you with annoying jokes, and most of all..  you hate how he can stop you from breathing and functioning with just a glance or more so when he says your name.

Okay, he is good-looking. And yes, talented. And yes, despite his boisterous laughter and loud personality, he is also a smart-ass. He aces exams, professors love him, and he’s really quite serious with his studies. He’s almost-perfect. Almost...because he annoys you and you know that means trouble.

So you choose to stay away from him, never acquainted yourself to him or dare get his attention. You prefer glancing from afar and being just a wallflower. You’re accustomed to being in your own bubble, minding your own business and staying away from the popular ones. Besides, you already got a plate full of responsibilities- keeping up with school, volunteering, and your job to at least help you balance your life. You’re surviving and thriving with the way you modelled your life.

But fate laughed and played on you when the yearly talent-show of the whole Uni started. You love dancing, always been your getaway from all the stress of life but never dared to join dance clubs and the like. The only time you can showcase your dancing skills is when you are forced to, like school requirements or activities. And this time, life put the greatest test on you.

“Okay, settled then! Hoseok and Y/N will lead the class for this year’s event.” Said Namjoon, the class President, as you enter the classroom from your job. You were almost out of breath from running just to get in class on time.

“Sorry, what?” you almost shouted. “The class decided, you’ll work with Hoseok while the other officers will prepare for other stuff needed. We have seen your performance during the dance show last week for our PE class and we have decided you have the talent. It’s time to finally share it, yeah? We need you to get past this semester, Y/N. Consider this as a charity for the whole class. Please?” You looked at him... His innocent smile and dimples popping out. You need to act cool and just go on with it. “I guess I don’t have a choice? If Hoseok’s okay with it then sure." It feels new to you stepping up, but maybe it is about time to make a change. Besides, you needed a break from studying and working. But then, you reminded yourself to step away from the limelight as soon as this is all over. This is just a one time thing but you’re literally anxious. You decided to shake it away. He’s out of your league anyway so it will all be good. You’re good putting up a wall.

Rehearsals are scheduled everyday after school hours, sometimes even on weekends. So this means you have to endure a month of preparation with Hoseok. It was okay at first, it’s purely dancing and putting your ideas together as a team. Hoseok leads us most of the time as he is one heck of a perfectionist when it comes to his craft. Never miss a count or else…

“Annoying!” you unconsciously blurted under your breath. “Sorry, what was that, Y/N?” he asked with his eyebrows raising. “N-Nothing. Just go on with the rehearsal. You’re good.” you said not even looking at him. You are literally shaking because him raising his eyebrows means you’re in great trouble. “Hey, this is OUR responsibility. I need you here. Please focus, Y/N!” He points at your phone, signalling to put it down. He is one perfectionist, and clearly a strict mentor! Most of the squad shivers when it’s time for business. But never forgets to be the Sunshine that he is during rest periods. He have different personas, which draws your attention to him even more. But you chose to stay in the shadow, as it is where you are comfortable…away from sunshine. You sighed and put down your phone. “Okay, from the top.” You almost shouted with annoyance.

“Okay, that’s a wrap. Tomorrow’s our free-time since you all did well today. Be careful of the rain! And inform me or Y/N if you reached your houses safely. Night, team. You all are amazing!” Hoseok says with full of enthusiasm despite dancing for hours!

“urgh! Fuck it!” you cursed while trying to contact another Uber rider. You’ve been trying to book a cab since the last break but to no avail.

“What’s wrong, Y/N?” Hoseok asked as he packs his stuff. All the squad are gone and now you’re here with alone with your worse nightmare.

“Uber have been cancelling on me, that’s why I am so annoyed the whole time. Sorry for it, I will try not to affect my performance next time." you said with a sigh.

“Okay, just this time. Your mood shows in your dance. Come on, I’ll drive you home. I don’t want you getting sick,". Hoseok said casually.

“No, no. It’s fine. I’m good" you insisted. “Y/N, it’s night time. It’s raining. You’re my partner and my responsibility.” He looked at you and you literally gasp for air. You need to practice putting a shield up around this guy. He’s melting every inch of you with just one look. You hated it!

You managed to nod despite trying to control your breathing as he moved closer. “We need to run to my car though. I parked it there" Hoseok lead the way out of the dance studio. The rain was pouring hard, and your clothes literally hugged the shape of your body as you run towards his car. “Jump in!” he shouted as he opens the door for you. “Just our luck! We might stay here for a while. I can’t see a thing!” Hoseok exclaimed. Zero visibility means a high chance of road accidents, and you don’t want that.

“Do you have extra clothes? You can change. I promise, I’ll try not to look.” He said with a smirk.

“Urgh. I used all my extra clothes. Thanks to your nonstop dancing and glaring Mr. Jung Hoseok.” you glared with annoyance in your voice.

He laughed and pointed at the back seat “I have clean shirt and towel here.”

He leaned towards the back seat and accidentally touched your shoulder. You tremble with his touch. It sends a lot of emotions and damn butterflies everywhere. Again, you hated it!

“Are you sure? Don’t dare to look or ISTG it’ll be your last day, Hoseok" you warned. He laugh and winked, annoying you a little more. You try to cover yourself with the towel but failed. “Let me" He said almost whispering. You can feel your heart beat so fast, and your body begging for air.

He holds both ends of towel and closed his eyes “I’m not gonna look. You got to trust me. So go ahead.” He said.

He looks so perfect upclose. His lips slightly pursed. His dimples showing. His perfect lashes. His nose you just wanna pinch. He looks so calm and ethereal. “Done?” he asked, bringing you back to your consciousness.

“N-not yet.” you immediately removed your wet clothes and put on his clothes. You scolded your self as you try to keep your breathing under control. “Okay, done. Thank you.” you said as you catch your breath.

“Wow, my shirt goods on you" Hoseok compliments, looking at you from head to toe. “I’ll give it back if that’s what you’re thinking” you said shyly. “No keep it, I like it better on you" he smiled. And for the first time, you found yourself smiling back, taking in the complement from him.

“I think we’re good to go. Do you wanna grab dinner first?” he asked. You shake your head. As much as you want to spend time outside your house, your body is just too tired and cold.

When you reached your house, the rain is already stopping. “Do you wanna go inside? It’s the least thing I could do for your....kindness" you asked, genuinely thanking him. “Sure. You have dinner? I’m starving!” he said without hesitation. “I’ll cook. But you’re not gonna tell anyone!” you replied, as you roll your eyes. You’re not the type of girl who would put on great effort for food, as long as it is edible it’s okay for you. Besides, you’re used to feeding just yourself. But this time, you out-done yourself.

“Hmmm. This is delicious! I didn’t know you’re this good.” He said. “Oh Hoseok, there are more things I am good at" you blurted without thinking. He smirk, and his gaze turned dark. “L-like... like....” you try to look for things but he laughed aloud. “Let me explore that side of you, Y/N. You really caught my attention since the beginning, you know" he said without breaking eye-contact. “What? How? I never wanted to be in the spotlight. I prefer being a wallflower. So how can you say that?" you said almost whispering. Urgh this Hoseok effect is taking it’s toll on you.

“You shine everywhere you go, Y/N. It’s hard not to notice you" he whispered.

He moved closer and you find yourself leaning towards him, too.

“woaaaah Hoseok! Why are you here?” Blurted your annoying little brother Jungkook. Hoseok bit his lips and slowly smirk at you while turning to Jungkook. “Hey there. I dropped Y/N here.”

Jungkook looked at you with his wide, annoying smirk. “We just finished rehearsals. So... you wanna eat? I cooked dinner" you try to act chill but your voice is failing you.

“You what??? You never cooked for me! What's...” Jungkook was about to say more but you glared at him. You don’t want Hoseok to have a hint, or whatever. He immediately grabbed a plate and start eating while talking to Hoseok about gym and music. But you know deep inside your annoying brother, he will never let this to rest.

You walked Hoseok out of the house after dinner. The rain finally stopped and it was getting late.

“Thank you for driving me home" you said shyly. “Thank you for the wonderful dinner" he said.

You stood there for a couple of minutes, not wanting this to end. Until he gently pulled you towards him...

“Come here" he whispered. You stood frozen and he enveloped you into a tight hug. You felt secured, safe, comfortable inside his arms. “H-Hoseok..” you whispered shakily. “s-sorry Y/N. It’s...sorry. I have to go then" he retreats. You smiled and bit your lips still trying to gain composure. “I’ll call you...when I get home. “ he said and left.

 He called after few minutes for a quick goodnight. You never talked about the hug or whatever happened that night. You leave it at that, you’re fine. It’s confusing for you but you prefer not to say a word. Better to stay as a wallpaper than share the spotlight and gain attention. You’ve been a wallflower since then, and it’s best for you to stay like that…. Hopefully until graduation.

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“Y/N! What time did you finish rehearsal last Friday?” asked Lia, my bff. “Not late. Why?” you answered while subtly looking around the classroom. “Heard you went home late?” teased Ryujin. You stared at them wide-eyed and they laughed. “No, Hoseok drove me home. Uber’s been a pain in the ass so I have no choice.” They both have this silly wide smile. You never told anyone what happened but clearly, your brother can’t get a hold of his tongue when it comes to Ryujin.

“Y/N", someone whispered from behind. “Y/N! Babe!” Hoseok said loudly that the class stopped. “What the--?” you glared back at him. “What? You’re not answering so I had to say it louder.” He said jokingly. “You’re annoying. Stay away from me Jung Hoseok!” you shouted back. You put your earphones on to ignore him and the class mocking you both. He seems to enjoy this teasing, you don’t. You hate him for that. You hated the teasing and the fact that he’s very vocal. Seems like it is just a joke, everything’s a joke. He will never get serious. “This is why I prefer to stay away from you. You’re trouble” you said to yourself.

*text message*

9:01 am: Hey, it was just a joke.

9:01 am: Please...

9:02 am: Look, I did something for you...

9:03 am: Y/N!!!!

9:03 am: I'll shout again.

 You looked to his direction and he showed you a flower that he drew *insert Hobi's drawing *

You rolled your eyes and texted him back.

*text*

You: I’m a wallflower. I’m invisible. I prefer to stay that way. So please, whatever you’re planning to do, Hoseok, leave me out of it.

Hoseok: you’re not a wallflower. I see you. You shine.

You: stop it, Hoseok. Right now. Please.

 You put your phone inside your bag and tried to ignore Hoseok for the rest of the day. He keeps on bugging you still, but you never let your guard down. Besides, you can hear him from afar because of his loud voice and boisterous laughter which is so easy for you to spot and stay away from. His energy transcends beyond the school walls, and he’s making your shield tremble.

 During rehearsal, you can’t ignore him anymore. It’s going to be tough but you tried to keep it professional. But just as he said, your emotions can sometimes be shown in your performance. Even the whole squad knows you’re ignoring him.

“Okay. Great job. Tomorrow, same time. Same venue. And I expect everyone to give their best.” Hoseok ended the rehearsal as usual with a bossy, straight-forward attitude but with a sunshine smile.

“I’ll drive you home,” he whispered to your ears, sending signals in your body. You gasp when he moved closer and freeze when he gently touched your head. You were determined to turn him down earlier that day, but with simple touch you totally forgot that plan. You’ve been resisting, but he still won’t let go. He gave you food and water during the rehearsal break, he even gave you extra towel while you were mentoring one of the dancer. He keeps on reminding you to drink, asks for your opinion, and smiles once in a while in your direction. Whatever this is, you’re not sure. But you like the feeling of attention, it’s all new to you. You hated it, that’s for sure. But everything change when you let Hoseok pull you towards the light. Everyone notices you now, you’re getting compliments and people starts to notice the things you do and the things you excel at. It is new, and exciting, and overwhelming at the same time. Thanks to Hoseok who first noticed you, before you even notice yourself.

 You stayed that way during the whole preparation time. He drives you home after rehearsals, and sometimes he picks you up during weekends. He’d park his car and have lunch in one of his favourite spot few minutes away from the city. You never talked about labels, you just enjoy talking on the phone with him till you both fall asleep, you just want to enjoy a bit of attention he gives you during school hours. He respects your wish not to disturb you or do anything cheesy during class. You both settled with silence of each other’s company. You get used to him following you around the campus- annoyingly but still being subtle. His friends stopped teasing you both when they start noticing that things between you are getting serious. It’s not just about the dance, partnerships or the fun of it now. You don’t know, but he’s changing you.

 During class, he would sit far away from you. But during break time, he made sure to remind you to eat and drink. Sometimes he asks if he can sit down with your friends and couldn’t get his eyes off of you. It was uncomfortable at first, but then you found yourself looking to his direction when he’s not sited beside you. You even let him join your laboratory group and would help you manage to get through your fears of needles. You started to trust him and let him enter your bubble. Soon, you both were inseparable. Sharing sandwiches and even drinks.

“So tell me, what’s with you and Hoseok?” asks Lia. You shrugged your shoulder because that’s the truth. You do not know! You never talked about labels, who you are in his life, what’s the deal with all his sweetness and why are you letting him take the lead. “I just want to warn you, that thing-whatever you both have, is not good. You’re in for a heartbreak.” Ryujin voiced out her concern. “You need to ask him. People are starting to notice, you know. Even other class are asking and girl, get out. It’s big drama for those girls.” You sighed in response. They are right, girls have been very unsupportive with you.

 On the day of the event, you prepared yourself to ask the big question. You’re not the confrontation kind of person but you need to settle this once and for all. Besides, you promised yourself at the beginning that this is just a temporary thing. After this task, you’ll go back to your own bubble, away from light.

 “Wanna know my secret?” Hoseok asked before you go up the stage. “What?” you asked shakily. “I hate the spotlight, too" he said seriously. And for once you can sense his uneasiness. You unconsciously held his hand and smiled “You got this. Just think we’re still inside that dance studio. It’s just us.” you smiled. He pulled you into a tight hug and sighed, “What am I gonna do without you, babe?” he whispered and kissed your forehead which left you frozen for a moment.

“Can you celebrate after we get that trophy?” one of the squad teased and you immediately stepped back from each other. With shaky breaths and unstable heart beat, you went up the stage and dance your emotions away.

It was one tough performance. All groups are so great. But in the end, your squad won. It was one of the happiest moments but then reality sink in. It’s over. No more rehearsal flings and late night drives, what you have with Hoseok must come to an end, too. “Hey, you okay? We won but you seem off after the performance. Did I do something wrong?” he asked on your way to your house. You didn’t know how to answer so you just looked out the window and it seems like he can sense it too.

When you reached the house, Jungkook was nowhere. So no reason for him to stay longer. “Can I come inside? I think we need to talk" he said seriously. You just nodded without a single word, afraid of what’s coming. As you stepped closer inside, you can feel the impending end of what was the heart-stopping fling you’ve ever had.

“What's wrong, Y/N?” Hoseok asked wearily. “Hoseok, what are we?” you asked directly without looking at him. “We? Us?” he asked back, dumbfounded. You tightly closed your eyes trying not to cry in front of him. “We are perfectly happy with each other. We compliment each other. Aren’t we?” he asked, as he slowly lift your chin up. “Y-yes. But... are we...?” you shook my head and sighed. “I don’t know, Baby. All I know is I can’t stop thinking about you. I can’t focus if I can’t see you. I need you. I like you, Y/N. Isn’t it obvious?” he whispered. You can hear his sincerity,  you can feel it. “Okay.” you answered. “Don’t you feel the same way?” Hoseok asked. “I....I do. But I don’t want to assume things. I-" you didn’t finish talking. Hoseok put one finger over your lips to stop you. “oh Baby...” he whispered and touched his forehead into your.

He leaned closer and your heart starts pounding real hard. Your belly tightening, and your whole system shuts down. You closed my eyes and felt his lips kiss your shoulder and then he kissed your forehead. “Y/N. I---I want to kiss you real bad,” he whispered, asking for permission. You smiled and bit your lips.  It started with a simple peck. All of your worries and what-nots slowly fading away. This, you like this. You like the feeling of security and warmth he gives you. You love the fact that he sees you even if you can’t even see yourself. That you shine for him and so does he. You let go, finally. You let him take the lead. And you know, whatever happens next, he will never let you go. You can feel his tongue gliding over your lips asking for permission. His hands roam at your back, slowly caressing every inch. It was sweet, and hot.. and the kiss deepens. He pulled you closer... You anchored your hands on the back of his neck and begin fondling his hair. His hands glide to your waist, slightly pinching your sides. You gasp and let out a small moan. “Hmm. I like that sound" he whispered, and pinched you again gently. “H-Hoseok...” you moaned his name under your breath.

“Y/N, you’re making me want to do things!” he laughed with husky voice. You looked at him and bit your lips. He smirk, “don’t look at me like that. I don’t want to force you to do things that you don’t want to do, Y/N". He tried to get away but...

“What if I want to?” you bravely answered. You have enough teasing. Yes, you hated it. You want him. You want him and all his annoying traits!

“Oh baby" he whispered and went on kissing you. This time, deeper, harsher... Like thirsty individuals tasting wine for the first time. You drunk all the feeling and stopped fighting. You let go.

“Do you wanna go upstairs?” you smirked. “Oh anywhere with you, Baby" Hoseok answered.

[a-tiny-moon]

Unhelpful Guide to Ateez members

I thought I’d write this lil thing just for fun lol pls don’t sue me

Hongjoong:

- Kim Hongjoong, born Nov. 7th, 1998

- Leader, Lead Rapper, Vocal, Composer

- is actually 192cm tall no he’s not

- broadest sunshine smile you will ever see

- earrings

- spends a lot of his time working on songs, even back in school he used to not go there a lot to be able to work in the studio

- can fall asleep fast and basically anywhere

- sometimes needy for attention

- can be savage

- seems very honest even with the fans I could write a whole essay on this but it feels like he dares to say things in front of the camera that other idols wouldn’t, like he honestly says it if something’s hard or tiring instead of pretending to be fine but still he doesn’t let that get him down but finds the strength to overcome difficult situations

- seen as a strict leader by the other members, they love him very much

- tbh how could u not love him

- rapper but his vocals are sooo goooooood too

- do yourself a favour and loop his part in desire for a day or two

- naturally cute

- “heh heh heh”

- can and will attack you

Seonghwa:

- Park Seonghwa, born April 3rd, 1998

- Vocal, Visual Nr. 1

- unique smile

- they say he’s the mom of the group but he really seems a lot like a dad

- loves steak more than anything

- if u ask him what he wants to eat he will 11 out of 10 times say steak

- literally said he wanted steak for breakfast when they were in the US

- he’d probably sell even his members for steak

- sometimes accidentally speaks formally with his members (who are all younger than him jdjxjjd)

- if you think he’s the normal member, think again part 1

- knows all the members so well it makes me wanna cri

- despite his cool guy image he’s actually a softie at heart

- literally never look into his face when he’s performing - you won’t survive

- loves the Say My Name walk a little too much

- Mars

- angry bird don’t tell him i said this

Yunho:

- Jeong Yunho, born March 23rd, 1999

- Main Dancer, Vocal

- v tall, some other members *side-eyes Wooyoung* feel embarrassed standing next to him cause he’s so much taller than them lol

- an actual performance genius, I’m not exaggerating when I say watching him dance will simply blow you away

- looks soft even with a darker concept

- big smile

- he is so fluffy istg

- hard to wake up apparently lol

- big Harry Potter fan, has his own wand and don’t make me start on his reaction when they visited Universal Studios

- seems like a Hufflepuff but I believe he’s a Gryffindor

- if you think you’re safe with him just cause he’s cute you are wrong

- how does he have so much energy

- weird

- the head-twirl thing he does with Mingi

- if they don’t promote him to Lead or Main Vocal soon I will sue

Yeosang:

- Kang Yeosang, born June 15th, 1999

- Lead Dancer, Vocal, Visual Nr. 2

- probably the calmest member

- also probably internally screaming 24/7

- gets bullied a lot save him

- srsly how does he have so much patience with his members ksjkfk

- “Shin-Bi”

- loves flying drones wonder what he’s planning to do with those kadjfla

- fierce, sharp features - really he’s the perfect visual

- very cool aura I bet he’s just good at hiding his inner child

- has a birthmark near his left eye that kq needs to stop covering up

- no lines :(

- subtly overdramatic

- loves grapes

- once rode his skateboard indoors because it was raining kdjflkdas

- 2:29 in Say My Name MV, you’re welcome

San:

- Choi San, born July 10th, 1999

- Lead Vocal, Dancer

- Shiber enthusiast Nr.1

- collects plushies and dolls

- dimples

- fake maknae

- screm nr1

- “badA DAAAA~”

- v hardworking ok who of them isn’t protecc at all cost

- constantly has his hands on one of the other members

- tbh I think he’d just shut down without physical affection 24/7

- can actually do aggressive aegyo

- has so much energy what does kq feed him

- has literally zero control over his strength

Mingi:

- Song Mingi, born August 9th, 1999

- Lead Dancer, Main Rapper

- his rap is on fire

- low tone rapper, is therefore afraid of bugs

- v tall

- tough and cool image on stage, actually a dork

- screm nr2

- see that person appearing on camera out of nowhere for like half a second? Yeah, that’s 99% him.

- also likes singing and isn’t even half bad

- if you think he’s the normal member, think again part 2

- he attacc

- but also must protecc

- leo and it shows

- (as a wise friend of mine once said:) never trust a dancer

Wooyoung:

- Jung Wooyoung, born Nov. 26th, 1999

- Main Dancer, Vocal, Visual Nr. 3 

(- yes they actually have 3 official visuals)

- dorky, bright and bubbly

- very kind

- unique smile

- snaps completely when he dances (aka. never trust a dancer...)

- once he exposed his neck for a fansite to take pictures of akjdflkas

- no lines either :(

- high pitched screaming (screm nr3?)

- goes from 0 to 180 in .2 seconds

- once bit Yunho’s ear for absolutely no reason at all

- was a puppy in his past life and nobody can convince me otherwise

Jongho:

- Choi Jongho, born Oct. 12th, 2000

(- wow he actually managed to ruin their attempt at making us believe they all have different surnames)

- Main Vocal, Maknae but really now what can’t he do

- seems like the only adult member a lot of the time tbh

- destroy that fruit

- left handed

- sings very passionately at sometimes very odd timing

- he strong

- casually carries around his members like they‘re a slice of pizza

- ur a baby whY ARE YOU RIPPED

- wants to grow a lil taller

- also said he wanted to lose muscle mass

- bby ur perfect the way u are ;;

- just stop doing fortnite dances pls akljdflkasjflkaFKDJSALFK

[crackinwise]

A life debt to anyone who edits WW to remove all Steve Trevor scenes

Finally saw Wonder Woman and i’m kinda pissed. Yeah, i definitely teared up during all the fight scenes. Diana and the Amazons were beyond perfect. Screaming internally, i believe is the appropriate reaction. Ultimate perfection there.

But do i blame Zack Snyder for all the horrible bits? I dislike all Chris Pine characters to begin with, but i was really ready to give his Steve a shot. Except the movie kept STOPPING in its exciting tracks just to deal with him. Or rather have HIM making some big show about dealing with Diana. All his scenes were slow and boring and had zero chemistry. Steve is the only man who, despite spending the most time with Diana, infantilizes her. “No. Stop. You can’t do this. You can’t go there. You’re too distracting to exist in public.” The entire relationship had me groaning out loud in the theater because i couldn’t keep quiet. It killed me that much. May i rant about it, with spoilers?

The whole relationship was written terribly. FF.hell terribly. Coy YA soap opera terribly. Whedon-slash-Moffat terribly. 

First ya got the laughable Little Mermaid rescue scene

Then the cringy “oh that’s a penis” scene

The “why will you not sleep with me” scene that was so fucking stupid in the first place cuz why would she even care he chooses to sleep 3ft away?? Like some 12yr old just wanted that awkward-laying-side-by-side trope.

Then the Secretary introduction WHICH IS THE ONLY OUTSIDE WOMAN DIANA EVER INTERACTS WITH WHAT THE FUCK (i’m not counting the nameless woman in the trenches who begs for help)

The gotdamn “girl is revealed in a new dress so the man can be speechless” scene

Steve turning in that stolen formula book doesn’t even matter so it’s just an excuse for him to act embarrassed she followed him into the Men’s Only Clubhouse and call HER his secretary (that she just likened to a slave) instead of saying she’s some scholar or diplomat

Dumbass “hurr teach me how to dance i’ve known you for like 2 days and you’re the first man i ever met--and you brought other men into my home who killed my family--but i’m still gonna kiss you and invite you to my bed despite how Proper you were about sleeping with a woman outside marriage before durr”

Then more forbidding her from going to the gala with more “you’re too distracting” ultra-assholery

Stopping her from killing a bad guy which might have saved a whole village

Constantly chasing after her like a doting babysitter (meanwhile every other man on the team is super supportive and trusts her)

Cheesy af argument over if man is worth saving (it’s not)

TURNING STEVE INTO THE MOST IMPORTANT CATALYST IN DIANA UNLOCKING HER ABILITY BY LITERALLY STOPPING ALL THE ACTION FOR 2-3 MINUTES SO SHE CAN WATCH HIS PLANE BLOW UP! ISTG SEEING HER OTHER FRIENDS HUDDLED TOGETHER ABOUT TO DIE AND HER ABOUT TO BE CRUSHED TO DEATH DOESN’T GET ANYTHING OUT OF HER, BUT WATCHING THIS ASSHOLE WASTE-OF-A-PRICK BLOW HIMSELF UP MAKES HER STOP “DOUBTING” HERSELF

AS IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, THE FUCKING MOVIE HAS TO STOP AGAIN SO SHE CAN HAVE A FLASHBACK TO 10 MINUTES AGO WHERE SUDDENLY SHE CAN HEAR HIM SAY HE LOVES HER (IT’S BEEN 3 DAYS) AND THAT MAKES HER DECIDE HUMANITY IS WORTH SAVING?!

But the female antagonist she decides not to kill doesn’t even get to go toe-to-toe with her. Dr Poison doesn’t even get to beg for her own life. It’s just flashback to Martyr Steve and Ares monologing.

Then the in-your-faceness of the script sucking Steve’s tiny dick won’t stop as the heroes return to an end of war celebration and HAVE to stop by to touch his picture on a DIA wall

which leads immediately back to present day with Diana thanking Bruce in an email for “bringing him back to me”. LIKE, FUCKING LET THIS MARTY STU GO OMG. AND IT’S A PIC OF THE ENTIRE TEAM! HOW ABOUT “BRINGING THEM BACK TO ME,” SURELY???? AAAAAAAARGH FUCKOFFFUCKOFFFUCKOFF. IF STEVE DIDN’T DIE I’D REACH THROUGH THE SCREEN AND KILL HIM MYSELF FUCK OFFFFFFFF.

*breathes* Sorry. But why is all this tolerated? Why is nobody warning of this bullshit in the same breath they praise the good parts? Cuz yes, absolutely, this is an amazing heroine movie and Gal was perfect and the fight scenes were some of the best i’ve ever ever seen. But why haven’t i seen people pissed about someone (i’m blaming Snyder cuz no way i’m blaming the director, and Heinberg has been fantastic with romance in the past)  shoehorning in some Ultra Important Male Character played by one of the Most Bland Actors Ever? Why couldn’t Diana’s contact with the outside world have been a female spy? Why tf was an American working as a British spy anyway? Did Chris Pine just forget his English accent? Why were there so little other women for Diana to interact with? Did the studio decide Themyscira was enough? I honestly was snorting and huffing and wanting to scream in the theater. I’ve never walked out of a movie before but i was close, and it kills me that it was this movie because the good scenes were really really good. I hope i warned someone else here because nobody had the decency to warn me.