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cameronmitchelljohn · 1 month ago

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sometimes i feel like a cunty history teacher in a waistcoat and nice trousers tailored to wear suspenders and a nice hat and hair with gel and little glasses

#this is one of my two alter egos #my first is a 21 year old blonde white woman born in august who drives a honds civic #im like mr clarke if he taught history instead #no cuz i dont even like history idfk why im sayinf this LMFAOOO #its my alter ego #like #literally me bur #also not me at all

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skitskatdacat63 · 1 year ago

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CC: [cheers heard in the background] Yes mate!! You did it!! Yes! That–that is a hell of a–[setup talk] Unbelievable.

FA: Copy, guys. This is for you guys, this is for you. This is for all of you, all of you guys. All of the the factory, everyone. Everyone, this is for you. Everyone [unintelligible], thank you very much.

CC: Well done, mate, I'm well impressed.

#for rosie!!! and anyone else whos never seen this bcs i certainly didnt #to me they sound like theyre gonna cry 😭😭😭 dw me too fr guys #and nando dedicating it to eveyrone is sooooo aoft #okay no offense to max i love him sm but god this radio was way better and way more worth it than his #both this and the dotd im salty abt bcs like okay sure they were battling up there for lead #but not for NEARLY as long as nando was defending #like maybe if it was someones first win sure but i honestly think nando deserves literally all the attention for this race #my dad kept making 'go away' hand motions whenever they showed max or lando instead of our guy 😭😭#god this team makes me soooooo unwell #bur yeah idk!!! i didnt see anyone post this!!!!#and yeah its 7 hours or so late but IT MADE ME CRY OKAY #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #2023 brazilian gp #we do a little bit of f1

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carlyraejepsans · 8 months ago

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"you'd think people from the minority with a specific slang word for "young, skinny, clean-shaven effeminate man" would be a little less clueless about this stuff, but you know... gay terminology only exists for online jokes right? LOL"

Huh???

what do you people think a twink is

#me saying clean shaven was me being light btw. some definitions specifically say "ephoebic''#or well ''youthful''. ergo without much body hair.#18-20 year-old appearance either way. regardless of age. but shaving makes it easier to maintain the look as you get older #twink death even became a meme a while back but I really don't think people understood what that means #not to say that some gay people's obsession with youth isn't unhealthy especially in the long run btw. plenty to criticize about that #people aren't immortal. you age. you wrinkle. trying to avoid it at all cost will fuck you Up.#bur the point still stands. younger adults went out and dated adults of all ages both young and older and that's literally fine #it's adults.#answered asks

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lightnersdream · 3 months ago

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#my bed isnt made yet so she cant go in it bur I literally lvoe her so much #shes so soft and well stuffed..#my main criticism for the pattern is the back of the head does have a weird pointy spot on top but honestly.#its so good. to me #dib noise #0 regrets #shes bigger than i thought she'd be too AURURGHHH

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cloudysfluffs · 8 months ago

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Don’t listen to haters, everything ever spread about Vivzie was disproven. Your art is cute.

LMAOOOOOOOO NO IT WASNT????????!!??!?!?

#WEIRD take man #first of all there are so many accusations about viv this is so unspecefic #also. no they havent?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? ive seen so much proof. i see more every single day #i mean thank you. for the compliment.#but being critical about media (even media you enjoy) is a good thing.#its important to unpack how the creators beliefs influence the work they produce #disc horse #this is the first thing i saw when i woke up today and it baffled me so much that i couldnt sleep more like i planned lol #anyway. im not saying anyone cant enjoy the show(s). obviously i do A LITTLE if im making fanart #im not saying you have to drop a media if its creators are problematic. in facf i dont like that take #just remember you are not immune to propaganda and vivzies rac/ist/anti/semetic opinions are very much influencing these characters writing #and things like her (SELF ADMITTED) ra/pe fet/ish arent helping.#sorry. this is a rant ive been wanting to say for a while bur have never got to lol #im just so confhsed by what this person even meant??? some of the bad shit shes done is IN THE SHOW. its in there #you can see it. with your eyes . help #anyway again this is literally the first thing i saw when i woke up LMAO if i completely misinterpreted this ask lemme knkw #the assumption that ive just taken the word of a few ''haters'' and havent done my own research into this topic is kind of insulting #what did you expect me to say....??? did you think id just be like 'oh ok :3' ans blindly retract all negative statements

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hollowsart · 11 months ago

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Slowly, I am realizing and coming to terms with the fact that I can not draw things that I am given as a request or suggestion, especially when it is provided not by my own free will.

My mind is my enemy, and it prevents me from doing so much.

#ghostie mumbles #literally staring at my inbox and drawing an overwhelming blank. zero desire zero motivation and zero inspiration to draw.#I feel bad leaving them untouched or unanswered bur for the life of me I can't draw them..#I really do just mostly draw for me only and occasionally for my friends

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theiloveyousong · 9 months ago

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gonna change my pronouns again up in here 💥💥💥

#like literally call me anything bur. idk

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2leggedshark · 6 months ago

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Screaming abt other people's opinions because I know they're just opinions and literally harmless but they're WRONGGGGGGG

#head in hands #i know theyre literally just vibing and having a good time and they literally seem so nice bur #but*#theyre... wrong. theyre simply incorrect #theyre not #its an opinion #but #theyre wrong TO ME

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beeejayy · 7 months ago

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Just met up with my estranged older sister and uhm. She talks like me. She likes the same stuff as me. She dresses cooler than me. Has green hair and piercings and tattoos. Ohgggg God. The better version of me. This is why we can't have a relationship ITS TRUE!!!;;; AND TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE I HAVE A HARD TIME MAKING CONNECTIONS!!!

#no literally shes so cool.#what fhr eehell #ive never liked my older sisters when i wws litrle bur shes COOL #qlso she said beejay was an unfortunate name to use .siiigh i KNOW.#also she gave me her Coraline keychain wyaajat the fart

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bedforddanes75 · 7 months ago

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opened pinterest and fully thought this was george daniel

#like u cant tell me there isnt a resemblance #bur also there literally isnt one #im jist blind #anyway moving on #MY NECK 2DIE4 WHQI2NJDKEJDIKE addison rae idgaf if people think ur cringe i love u #blah blah!#george daniel

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skitskatdacat63 · 1 year ago

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Mark promoting the Sebmarkson agenda 😏

#though jokes aside honestly i am impressed w mark's predictions!#literally got the podium results exactly on the mark #the whole clip is funny to me bcs hes just to ultra focused on seb and jense #like first mentions Jense even tho Jense is in p5 #and then it feels like he only obligatory mentions Lewis bcs hes on pole #and then goes back to talking about JB and Seb...and the three of them 😏#like he doesnt mention rubens at all??? and eddie jordan points that out and he kinda just laughs. did they have drama or smth?#but like i feel like hes very confident that seb will get p2 in the championship #he even goes on to say he wont do anything to hurt seb's chances 🥺#bur truly feel like Mark willed his two boyfriends onto the podium with him hahaha #its not like its an unlikely podium but also its not really the first results i wouldve predicted #sebmarkson #f1 #formula 1 #mark webber #catie.rambling.txt #martian #butter

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dandylion-s · 7 months ago

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Tbh i do not want a super personal album i want ttpd to be another storyline like folklore. I want her to sing about her little characters

#listen yeah its joever but i just do not CARE #he is literally so boring to me #bur betty/ august/ james??? exquisite #the tortured poets department #taylor swift #ttpd

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clannfearrunt · 1 year ago

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i need to cherish every mosquito bite that plagues me it's fine it's good it's literally just supposed to be there. we live in an ecosystem. it's fine

#muhi patch save me #im quite literally breeding mosquitoes in the bottom of the buffalo bur planter i think. theres water in there always and i dont have a lid #on the tube opening. lol

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ace-dodo · 7 months ago

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I keep getting scared cuz my head tells me I'll walk out of my room to water again 🧍🧍🧍

HOW DOES ONE EXPLAIN THIS TF

#i had literally only thought about a flood like once or twice #and it happened and i was laughing a lot cuz it was really silly to me #bur now??#shitting my pants #what if i go out of my room and theres ater again and this time electricity does weird things and i just die #or y'know #THERES WATER EVERYWHERE AGAIN????#this is weird af why am i scared of this 🧍🧍#last night i was legit scared of waking up to water in my room

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red-dyed-sarumane · 8 months ago

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i wanted to be cute this morning & come up with an alliteration day for rime and then got mad when i realized no day in en or jp starts with r

#WHATEVER every day is rime day if ur forfy #zin suggested rimednesday but ive never tripped over saying something worse #friday has ri in it bur frimeday doesnt feel right to me.#why cant she have her ver of miku monday why does the world hate my girl #literally u could have kafu kayoubi the world just wants to spoil kafu

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bpdamandayoung · 9 months ago

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if i was born with a penis i would be unstoppable and that's a quite popular opinion amongst people who know me irl

#god literally nerfed me bc i would be too powerful instead i have to deal with a whole ass menstrual cycle #no matter how many people tell me my dick would be 11 inches at least i need to wake up one day with a whole functioning cock #god please you perform miracles to sanctify john paul ii bur giving me a dick is too much??? check your priorities #i (n my dick) would give u sooooo many followers girl please just think about it for a minute u'll get so many benefits without downsides #depression and stuff

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