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oreostarlight · 1 year ago

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Shane: Why are you up ther-

Farmer: [standing on a table] EXCUSE YOU! This is MY house, which means I get to stand WHEREVER I WANT, thank you very much!

Shane:

Shane: Where’s the spider?

Farmer: it’s under the fridge please kill it please

#stardew valley #sdv #sdv incorrect quotes #stardew valley incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #sdv shane #stardew valley shane #stardew shane #sdv farmer #stardew valley farmer #stardew farmer #shane x farmer #i like the thought that #a farmer that carries a sword and a huge ass hammer 24/7 #literally knows magic #probably has a bunch of bombs in their pockets just in case #just frantically climbing the closest furniture to escape this eight legged beast #if shane didn’t come in when he did the house would probably be ✨on fire✨

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raddestrose · 5 months ago

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Shoutout to Shen Yuan the only man who actually read porn for the plot

#i know my boy was in the TRENCHES #dude literally read hundreds of chapters of sex to MAYBE learn about some magic plants #humanity’s strongest soldier #he was going through it for chapters upon chapters #he had their names and properties memorized #he hate read everything for the plot #and he didn’t even like it #luckily he remembered everything after the system got to him #shen yuan #she qingqiu #scum villian self saving system #svsss

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triviallytrue · 1 year ago

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Lae'zel's reaction to Mystra telling Gale to blow himself up being "is Mystra stupid? doesn't she know we can kill the Absolute without resorting to tricks?" is such a great example of why she's my favorite character

#literally saying 'skill issue' to the goddess of magic and the greatest wizard in the realms #and you know what? she's right #bg3

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infinitelystrangemachinex · 6 days ago

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The stewards of the old world are always keen to give you a glimpse of their might... According to legend, the ancients built specialized chambers to seal away false prophets.

The Arcane is waking up.

#arcane #melvik #mel medarda #mel arcane #viktor #viktor arcane #spoilers #arcane spoilers #arcane s2 #wake up friends - mel and viktor are doing that thing again #I was mentally out of commission after act 2 but after sitting and thinking about this? season 1 parallels were crazy. but this. is INSANE #by the way - this is nowhere near all of them. i did not include dialogue. this MIGHT be HALF of them. i hit image limit here #at this point i don't know whose fight is gonna be crazier. viktor and jayce's or viktor and mel's lolololol #i support mage on mage violence #okay real talk. why are mel and viktor explicitly paralleled more than basically any other characters #it's bc this is the story of the Arcane literally. they are piltover and zaun's only mages respectively. the Arcane is waking up etc.#the macro narrative is about different kinds of magic rising to power again in a place like piltover/zaun which is a refuge from mages #and it's about how they clash - or work together - because the history of the rune wars is repeating itself #also viktor was a false prophet and mel... may not be #it's because the Arcane speaks through them and the show is about what that means and the consequences

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whimsyfemme · 4 months ago

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single femmes who stay inside all day and only go out to go to work, daydreaming about a butch just randomly bumping into them in the way the romantic movies do. i just want to let you know you are real, seen, and loved.

#like you know how they just bump into each other #and their stuff goes flying everywhere and they're both like omg im so sorry #and then they help each pick up each others stuff and the ''magic touch'' happens #WHEN WILL IT BE ME #lesbian #lesbian yearning #femme posting #dykeposting #femme4butch #femme4stud #sapphic #butch4femme #femme #femme dyke #queer posting #literally daydreaming about it rn as im on my PS5 😭

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circesoracle · 6 months ago

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Destiny 2 is a silly little looter shooter but also its a story about love and it did matter and continues to matter at every turn. Destiny 2 is the opposite of that post about the love being there but not changing anything. the love is there and it changes everything. we succeed because Elsie tells her sister that she's there and she loves her and she trusts her and she won't leave again. we get Mara back because Shuro Chi loved her. we defeat Savathun because she cares, because she feels betrayed, because she feels her sisters were betrayed with her and that care and love blinds her. we live because Mara learns to open herself up to love and refuses to walk away from her brother again and turns back for him this time. we win because Eramis loves her people too much to fully buy into the Witness and we win because Eido believes there's good in everyone and refuses to live in a world where people can't change. we win because Taranis loved Riven and their children and defied his own nature and starved himself to give them that love. we win because Rasputin loves humanity so much even though he was never meant to because Ana loved him so much she taught him every beautiful thing she knew. we win because despite their differences Ikora loves Zavala and Zavala loves Ikora and they couldn't live without each other. we win because Eris loved her fireteam too much to let phantoms of them ruin that love and she lived because Brya loved her enough to give her one last chance. we win because our ghost loves us. just because he loves us so much. and because we love him. and because Cayde loves Sundance and wants to spend eternity with her. we win because at every turn the characters choose to love and trust and forgive.

#destiny 2 #d2 #the final shape #I'm normal about it though #i know this is probably cringe Im just literally unwell and I also saw a man whining that tfs was “emasculating”#which like buddy I dont know what game youre playing #but the one i play is about love and forgiveness and wishes and magic and who has the prettiest outfits #daring to turn reblogs on again if I regret it they’ll go off again

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mythalism · 3 months ago

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solas: uwuuu you disrupted my ritual and trapped me!!! now im stuck here and it’s all your fault wahhh poor little old me stuck in the fade in a prison that i designed myself within my realm that i created where im supremely powerful and can “casually reshape reality” with a thought and i have an anchor that lets me open rifts physically in and out of here BUT NOW IM TRAPPED!!!!! 🥺🥺😣😣😰😰

meanwhile solas:

#people keep getting defensive of him on my other post about this as if they are interpreting me saying this as criticism????#which is cray bc I adore this man #i literally love that he is an untrustworthy manipulative cunning brilliant strategist and trickster #BUT NO MATTER HOW SOFT AND ROMANTIC WE HAVE SEEN HIM BE #WE HAVE TO REMEMBER #HE IS STILL AN UNTRUSTWORTHY MANIPULATIVE CUNNING TRICKSTER STRATEGIST #WHO EFFORTLESSLY WON 4D MIND CHESS WITH A QUNARI SUPER SPY #personally i cannot wait to be bamboozled by him #anyway this was prompted by listening to the podcast #where he is also being suspiciously incompetent with magic rituals in a way that just does not make sense….#idk what he’s up to but i know he’s up to something #corseque has a lot of great posts on trickster mythology and why we should be suspicious of him being trapped #highly recommend #anyway I’m watching ur ass solas….#solas #da:v #dragon age #dragon age the veilguard #solas dragon age #dragon age the veilguard spoilers #dav spoilers #da:v spoilers

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egophiliac · 1 year ago

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just thinking about hair and faces

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #i don't THINK this counts as face horror but just in case #face horror #for your daily dose of me losing my mind over anime characters #i don't know why the hair thing surprised me so much. i think because i thought it was funny that lilia named silver after his hair color.#like ha ha lilia is hilariously bad at names how cute and silly!#oh. oh it's kind of a Thing.#anyway i am excited to see where the heck all of this stuff with silver's various dads ends up!#we still don't actually know who killed meleanor!#we still don't know literally anything about dad draconia! (dadconia? dradconia?)#we don't know what happened to the macguffin gem with its magical dad-saving powers!#(surely this will not come back to save a certain dad at a later point. of course not.)#man i was not expecting episode 7 to be all dads all the time #i mean i'm here for it but #hey remember when the highest stakes were who was gonna win the big talent show #then robots started kidnapping people and now we've just escalated from there #episode 8 our cat is going to turn into a drippy ink kaiju and we're going to have to mecha battle him to save the world or something #each member of diasomnia pilots a limb and we gattai into a giant robot dragon and hold on i gotta submit this spec script to aniplex brb

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noodles-and-tea · 7 months ago

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two weeks notice but it’s merthur

#CEO Arthur and PA Merlin works very well in my brain #His “magic” is being able to somehow work out Arthur’s literally impossible schedule #It is physically not possible to cancel everything for the next day and reschedule it but Merlin does it somehow and no one knows how #my art #Merlin #Arthur pendragon #merthur #bbc Merlin #merlin emrys #prince Arthur

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proteidaes · 10 months ago

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Thinking about the Lunar New Year and realized I had a silly dragon I could share 🐉🎉

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#lunar new year #dragon #dragons #doodle #sketchbook #literally an OC of another OC #he is the familiar of a very incompetent wizard #well he doesn't know he's a wizard half the time #IT'S MEMORY MAGIC #oc talkin #art #artists on tumblr #FOR THE PPL ASKING: HIS NAME IS FINN!!!

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merverelli · 5 days ago

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"you just feel yourself let go."

still thinking about this episode. man. 💪💥

#misfits and magic #misfits and magic 2 #mismag 2 #mismag #evan kelmp #d20 #dimension 20 #just like art #im SO behind on mismag but i literally cant believe this happened still #''why did you add the origami cranes to this?'' thank you for asking: i just think theyre neat!#also i know they didnt mention it explictly but i truly believe that evans last moments slipping into the pool and death would be about #if he made a difference. about if the struggles of it all were worth it. about if he was worth it.#especially considering he decided to haunt the closest thing to his friends.#so i think it makes sense that his life flashback would include physical proof of 1) his connection to the world and how he helped to chang #the world especially in the face of adversity #and 2) an item literally MADE for communication and connection to others.#both on a global scale when magic left AND the evolution of the magic that his closest friends and him used.#''but the origami cranes are based on storm petrels? a black bird with a white stripe near the tail? why are the cranes colourful here?''#firstly: youre full of questions today mister.#secondly: i tried to make them black but i really liked being able to differentiate between the cranes using fun colours #also i tried just overlaying a dark colour on top but it still didnt do it for me #but i tried to keep them close to the petrels: i kept the '''''white''''' stripe near the tail! id like some points for that!#excuses aside: i hope youre doing well! thanks for looking and reading!

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inkskinned · 1 year ago

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Hi, love from Brazil!

i love you. if there's a way to put my earnest, earnest hope and care into my words, know every time you read that - somewhere in america, i am giving you a hug. the world is so fucking wide, and it is WILD to me that you got my words tattooed on you.

how wonderful that many kilometers apart, we are struck by the same thing - this is life; the moment we are in, and something beautiful is happening right now. we just need to find it.

i love you, i hope today has some kind of wonder in it. if it doesn't, i hope tomorrow does. i will watch from new england; where the snow has started falling. keep an eye on brazil for me. carl sagan said we are how the universe knows itself. know wonder for me.

#i literally tear up every time someone does this #i don't know how much i believe in magic #but if it exists #please know i am POURING myself into my words. i am with you. it is yours now.#to whatever degree i can - those are yours now. i hope they protect you and keep you safe.

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sunshine-zenith · 3 months ago

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