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Shane: Why are you up ther-
Farmer: [standing on a table] EXCUSE YOU! This is MY house, which means I get to stand WHEREVER I WANT, thank you very much!
Shane:
Shane: Where’s the spider?
Farmer: it’s under the fridge please kill it please
#stardew valley#sdv#sdv incorrect quotes#stardew valley incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#sdv shane#stardew valley shane#stardew shane#sdv farmer#stardew valley farmer#stardew farmer#shane x farmer#i like the thought that#a farmer that carries a sword and a huge ass hammer 24/7#literally knows magic#probably has a bunch of bombs in their pockets just in case#just frantically climbing the closest furniture to escape this eight legged beast#if shane didn’t come in when he did the house would probably be ✨on fire✨
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Lae'zel's reaction to Mystra telling Gale to blow himself up being "is Mystra stupid? doesn't she know we can kill the Absolute without resorting to tricks?" is such a great example of why she's my favorite character
#literally saying 'skill issue' to the goddess of magic and the greatest wizard in the realms#and you know what? she's right#bg3
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Shoutout to Shen Yuan the only man who actually read porn for the plot
#i know my boy was in the TRENCHES#dude literally read hundreds of chapters of sex to MAYBE learn about some magic plants#humanity’s strongest soldier#he was going through it for chapters upon chapters#he had their names and properties memorized#he hate read everything for the plot#and he didn’t even like it#luckily he remembered everything after the system got to him#shen yuan#she qingqiu#scum villian self saving system#svsss
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single femmes who stay inside all day and only go out to go to work, daydreaming about a butch just randomly bumping into them in the way the romantic movies do. i just want to let you know you are real, seen, and loved.
#like you know how they just bump into each other#and their stuff goes flying everywhere and they're both like omg im so sorry#and then they help each pick up each others stuff and the ''magic touch'' happens#WHEN WILL IT BE ME#lesbian#lesbian yearning#femme posting#dykeposting#femme4butch#femme4stud#sapphic#butch4femme#femme#femme dyke#queer posting#literally daydreaming about it rn as im on my PS5 😭
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Destiny 2 is a silly little looter shooter but also its a story about love and it did matter and continues to matter at every turn. Destiny 2 is the opposite of that post about the love being there but not changing anything. the love is there and it changes everything. we succeed because Elsie tells her sister that she's there and she loves her and she trusts her and she won't leave again. we get Mara back because Shuro Chi loved her. we defeat Savathun because she cares, because she feels betrayed, because she feels her sisters were betrayed with her and that care and love blinds her. we live because Mara learns to open herself up to love and refuses to walk away from her brother again and turns back for him this time. we win because Eramis loves her people too much to fully buy into the Witness and we win because Eido believes there's good in everyone and refuses to live in a world where people can't change. we win because Taranis loved Riven and their children and defied his own nature and starved himself to give them that love. we win because Rasputin loves humanity so much even though he was never meant to because Ana loved him so much she taught him every beautiful thing she knew. we win because despite their differences Ikora loves Zavala and Zavala loves Ikora and they couldn't live without each other. we win because Eris loved her fireteam too much to let phantoms of them ruin that love and she lived because Brya loved her enough to give her one last chance. we win because our ghost loves us. just because he loves us so much. and because we love him. and because Cayde loves Sundance and wants to spend eternity with her. we win because at every turn the characters choose to love and trust and forgive.
#destiny 2#d2#the final shape#I'm normal about it though#i know this is probably cringe Im just literally unwell and I also saw a man whining that tfs was “emasculating”#which like buddy I dont know what game youre playing#but the one i play is about love and forgiveness and wishes and magic and who has the prettiest outfits#daring to turn reblogs on again if I regret it they’ll go off again
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just thinking about hair and faces
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#i don't THINK this counts as face horror but just in case#face horror#for your daily dose of me losing my mind over anime characters#i don't know why the hair thing surprised me so much. i think because i thought it was funny that lilia named silver after his hair color.#like ha ha lilia is hilariously bad at names how cute and silly!#oh. oh it's kind of a Thing.#anyway i am excited to see where the heck all of this stuff with silver's various dads ends up!#we still don't actually know who killed meleanor!#we still don't know literally anything about dad draconia! (dadconia? dradconia?)#we don't know what happened to the macguffin gem with its magical dad-saving powers!#(surely this will not come back to save a certain dad at a later point. of course not.)#man i was not expecting episode 7 to be all dads all the time#i mean i'm here for it but#hey remember when the highest stakes were who was gonna win the big talent show#then robots started kidnapping people and now we've just escalated from there#episode 8 our cat is going to turn into a drippy ink kaiju and we're going to have to mecha battle him to save the world or something#each member of diasomnia pilots a limb and we gattai into a giant robot dragon and hold on i gotta submit this spec script to aniplex brb
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two weeks notice but it’s merthur
#CEO Arthur and PA Merlin works very well in my brain#His “magic” is being able to somehow work out Arthur’s literally impossible schedule#It is physically not possible to cancel everything for the next day and reschedule it but Merlin does it somehow and no one knows how#my art#Merlin#Arthur pendragon#merthur#bbc Merlin#merlin emrys#prince Arthur
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solas: uwuuu you disrupted my ritual and trapped me!!! now im stuck here and it’s all your fault wahhh poor little old me stuck in the fade in a prison that i designed myself within my realm that i created where im supremely powerful and can “casually reshape reality” with a thought and i have an anchor that lets me open rifts physically in and out of here BUT NOW IM TRAPPED!!!!! 🥺🥺😣😣😰😰
meanwhile solas:
#people keep getting defensive of him on my other post about this as if they are interpreting me saying this as criticism????#which is cray bc I adore this man#i literally love that he is an untrustworthy manipulative cunning brilliant strategist and trickster#BUT NO MATTER HOW SOFT AND ROMANTIC WE HAVE SEEN HIM BE#WE HAVE TO REMEMBER#HE IS STILL AN UNTRUSTWORTHY MANIPULATIVE CUNNING TRICKSTER STRATEGIST#WHO EFFORTLESSLY WON 4D MIND CHESS WITH A QUNARI SUPER SPY#personally i cannot wait to be bamboozled by him#anyway this was prompted by listening to the podcast#where he is also being suspiciously incompetent with magic rituals in a way that just does not make sense….#idk what he’s up to but i know he’s up to something#corseque has a lot of great posts on trickster mythology and why we should be suspicious of him being trapped#highly recommend#anyway I’m watching ur ass solas….#solas#da:v#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#solas dragon age#dragon age the veilguard spoilers#dav spoilers#da:v spoilers
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Thinking about the Lunar New Year and realized I had a silly dragon I could share 🐉🎉
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#lunar new year#dragon#dragons#doodle#sketchbook#literally an OC of another OC#he is the familiar of a very incompetent wizard#well he doesn't know he's a wizard half the time#IT'S MEMORY MAGIC#oc talkin#art#artists on tumblr#FOR THE PPL ASKING: HIS NAME IS FINN!!!
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Hi, love from Brazil!
i love you. if there's a way to put my earnest, earnest hope and care into my words, know every time you read that - somewhere in america, i am giving you a hug. the world is so fucking wide, and it is WILD to me that you got my words tattooed on you.
how wonderful that many kilometers apart, we are struck by the same thing - this is life; the moment we are in, and something beautiful is happening right now. we just need to find it.
i love you, i hope today has some kind of wonder in it. if it doesn't, i hope tomorrow does. i will watch from new england; where the snow has started falling. keep an eye on brazil for me. carl sagan said we are how the universe knows itself. know wonder for me.
#i literally tear up every time someone does this#i don't know how much i believe in magic#but if it exists#please know i am POURING myself into my words. i am with you. it is yours now.#to whatever degree i can - those are yours now. i hope they protect you and keep you safe.
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Daddy’s gotcha, daddy’s here, see? Nothing to worry about, not as long as your dad is there to catch you…
#cosmo cosma#peri cosma#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#spoilers#poof cosma#listen I know technically Cosmo and Wanda are the same visual age they’ve always been because they’re magic but you cannot stop me from want#wanting to give them wrinkles and receding hairlines. they wanna play middle aged retirees they’re gonna look it#also for the curious my main art references were actual photos of my actual sister and her actual babies#and that one Ivan the Terrible painting lmao#cy art#cy fanart#we’re just gonna ignore all the times Cosmo literally didn’t catch Peri lol#broke 100
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Émilie Agreste purposefully giving Adrien an allergy to feathers to make sure her son would never be able to use the peacock miraculous in the future
#miraculous ladybug#emilie agreste#adrien agreste#I'm never quite sure what I think about emilie as a parent#but clearly she was aware of gabriel's obsessive tendencies#and maybe she didnt want him to be able to force adrien#(his son who he can literally control to do anything)#to wield the peacock miraculous#hard to do much miraculous-ing when you're sneezing every two seconds !#she trusted her husband so little she had to magically prevent him from using his son (in this specific way)#((obviously gabriel has lots of other ways of controlling his son))#(((but this one particular way—the way that emilie is most familiar with and the way that was ultimately going to kill her—#he cant have that way. she will protect adrien at least from this. at least from what killed her)))#that or it was just for the bit#who knows
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ayda really said "magic was a mistake and the best way to engage with it is to not do so" when she declared gorgug the greatest magician in the world
#ayda aguefort#ayda fantasy high#gorgug thistlespring#gorgug fantasy high#dimension 20#fantasy high#dimension 20 fantasy high#just to be clear this line is not in the show and it's just my interpretation of the circumstances but--#she seems extremely literal and serious when she titles him the best wizard int he world#while explicitly knowing he is incapable of performing any magic#and requesting that he never learn to perform any magic#so i don't know how else to interpret that
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aughg
#hahaha.... oh no...............#u know i hit rock bottom when i pull out detco art <- is crumpling under assignments lying on the floor fetal position#i dont think im ever gonna be normal abt thse idiots. im sorry gang i got curious and i dont even fucking go here#ive never watched nor plan to watch dcmk im just fascinated by thief/detective enemies to lovers and i have a crush on kaito kid. thats it#its literally platos allegory blorbos. also gave shinichi a beauty mark bc i learned his moms an actress and thats such a missed opportunit#ill probably be embarrassed when i find this later. ughhh#myart#my art#doodles#detective conan#dcmk#magic kaito#case closed#shinichi kudo#kuroba kaito#kaito kid#hattori heiji#hakuba saguru#gosho boys#? is that the tag?#detective conan case closed#detco
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merlin (immortal) giving arthur (pendragon) the only blade that could kill him
#they make me SICK#i hate them so much#if arthur had found out about his magic earlier and took it poorly…he’d be the only person able to kill him#merlin handing over the sword as a symbol of his utter trust in arthur#god imagine arthur finding out (au everyone lives) and being torn between wanting to cast the sword away but also wanting to keep it on him#he hates the weight of merlins life that now seems attached to the blade#he doesnt want it#but he cant cast it away bc what if someone gets their hands on it?? then merlins life is in their hands#he is BAFFLED that merlin would give HIM - uther pendragons son - the only thing that could kill him#he asks after days of fitful sleep and consideration and merlin is just like#‘its /you/ arthur.’ he says like its painfully obvious#NCJGSKSNSDIBSKSB TEYH MKAE ME VIOELTNT#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#excalibur#immortal merlin#merthur#im just thinking of percabeth when percy tells annabeth where his mortal point is and she is the ONLY person who knows#and she has to carry that tidbit of information around like its not the heaviest burden shes ever carried - more so than the sky#that one quote 'love is giving someone the power to destroy you but trusting them not to'#idk you get it#arthur and annabeth being the only people who can destroy the one they love#merlin and percy having unwavering trust and faith in their other half that they place their life in their hands#literally#sorry im done
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i wonder how many more people would've vehemently hated gale right off the bat on full release if his introduction conversation had stayed like this or something similar
#i wasn't realy involved in any discussions during ea but i do know a lot of people didn't trust or like gale then#but i always really loved the wind imagery he uses with his phrasing here#and the way he casually walks out of the portal like it's effortless and then stands over you literally talking down to you#in the full release your first impression of him is a guy stuck with no way to free himself without your help#then when you do help him he's very friendly and kind and doesnt come across as threatening at all. and you talk to him on level ground#even his most dismissive remark about the player's magic or lack of it just after meeting him doesn't come across as strong as this one imo#also. i have like no other clips from ea saved other than this one lol#baldur's gate#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#★
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