#literally knows magic
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oreostarlight · 1 year ago
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Shane: Why are you up ther-
Farmer: [standing on a table] EXCUSE YOU! This is MY house, which means I get to stand WHEREVER I WANT, thank you very much!
Shane:
Shane: Where’s the spider?
Farmer: it’s under the fridge please kill it please
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triviallytrue · 1 year ago
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Lae'zel's reaction to Mystra telling Gale to blow himself up being "is Mystra stupid? doesn't she know we can kill the Absolute without resorting to tricks?" is such a great example of why she's my favorite character
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raddestrose · 4 months ago
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Shoutout to Shen Yuan the only man who actually read porn for the plot
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whimsyfemme · 3 months ago
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single femmes who stay inside all day and only go out to go to work, daydreaming about a butch just randomly bumping into them in the way the romantic movies do. i just want to let you know you are real, seen, and loved.
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circesoracle · 5 months ago
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Destiny 2 is a silly little looter shooter but also its a story about love and it did matter and continues to matter at every turn. Destiny 2 is the opposite of that post about the love being there but not changing anything. the love is there and it changes everything. we succeed because Elsie tells her sister that she's there and she loves her and she trusts her and she won't leave again. we get Mara back because Shuro Chi loved her. we defeat Savathun because she cares, because she feels betrayed, because she feels her sisters were betrayed with her and that care and love blinds her. we live because Mara learns to open herself up to love and refuses to walk away from her brother again and turns back for him this time. we win because Eramis loves her people too much to fully buy into the Witness and we win because Eido believes there's good in everyone and refuses to live in a world where people can't change. we win because Taranis loved Riven and their children and defied his own nature and starved himself to give them that love. we win because Rasputin loves humanity so much even though he was never meant to because Ana loved him so much she taught him every beautiful thing she knew. we win because despite their differences Ikora loves Zavala and Zavala loves Ikora and they couldn't live without each other. we win because Eris loved her fireteam too much to let phantoms of them ruin that love and she lived because Brya loved her enough to give her one last chance. we win because our ghost loves us. just because he loves us so much. and because we love him. and because Cayde loves Sundance and wants to spend eternity with her. we win because at every turn the characters choose to love and trust and forgive.
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egophiliac · 1 year ago
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just thinking about hair and faces
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noodles-and-tea · 6 months ago
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two weeks notice but it’s merthur
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mythalism · 2 months ago
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solas: uwuuu you disrupted my ritual and trapped me!!! now im stuck here and it’s all your fault wahhh poor little old me stuck in the fade in a prison that i designed myself within my realm that i created where im supremely powerful and can “casually reshape reality” with a thought and i have an anchor that lets me open rifts physically in and out of here BUT NOW IM TRAPPED!!!!! 🥺🥺😣😣😰😰
meanwhile solas:
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proteidaes · 9 months ago
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Thinking about the Lunar New Year and realized I had a silly dragon I could share 🐉🎉
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inkskinned · 11 months ago
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Hi, love from Brazil!
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i love you. if there's a way to put my earnest, earnest hope and care into my words, know every time you read that - somewhere in america, i am giving you a hug. the world is so fucking wide, and it is WILD to me that you got my words tattooed on you.
how wonderful that many kilometers apart, we are struck by the same thing - this is life; the moment we are in, and something beautiful is happening right now. we just need to find it.
i love you, i hope today has some kind of wonder in it. if it doesn't, i hope tomorrow does. i will watch from new england; where the snow has started falling. keep an eye on brazil for me. carl sagan said we are how the universe knows itself. know wonder for me.
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sunshine-zenith · 3 months ago
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Daddy’s gotcha, daddy’s here, see? Nothing to worry about, not as long as your dad is there to catch you…
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jattendschaton · 7 months ago
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Émilie Agreste purposefully giving Adrien an allergy to feathers to make sure her son would never be able to use the peacock miraculous in the future
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girlwarlock · 4 months ago
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ayda really said "magic was a mistake and the best way to engage with it is to not do so" when she declared gorgug the greatest magician in the world
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puppyeared · 1 year ago
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justaz · 6 months ago
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merlin (immortal) giving arthur (pendragon) the only blade that could kill him
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mirrorhouse · 9 months ago
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i wonder how many more people would've vehemently hated gale right off the bat on full release if his introduction conversation had stayed like this or something similar
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