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oreostarlight · 1 year ago

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Shane: Why are you up ther-

Farmer: [standing on a table] EXCUSE YOU! This is MY house, which means I get to stand WHEREVER I WANT, thank you very much!

Shane:

Shane: Where’s the spider?

Farmer: it’s under the fridge please kill it please

#stardew valley #sdv #sdv incorrect quotes #stardew valley incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #sdv shane #stardew valley shane #stardew shane #sdv farmer #stardew valley farmer #stardew farmer #shane x farmer #i like the thought that #a farmer that carries a sword and a huge ass hammer 24/7 #literally knows magic #probably has a bunch of bombs in their pockets just in case #just frantically climbing the closest furniture to escape this eight legged beast #if shane didn’t come in when he did the house would probably be ✨on fire✨

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infinitelystrangemachinex · 2 months ago

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The stewards of the old world are always keen to give you a glimpse of their might... According to legend, the ancients built specialized chambers to seal away false prophets.

The Arcane is waking up.

#arcane #melvik #mel medarda #mel arcane #viktor #viktor arcane #spoilers #arcane spoilers #arcane s2 #wake up friends - mel and viktor are doing that thing again #I was mentally out of commission after act 2 but after sitting and thinking about this? season 1 parallels were crazy. but this. is INSANE #by the way - this is nowhere near all of them. i did not include dialogue. this MIGHT be HALF of them. i hit image limit here #at this point i don't know whose fight is gonna be crazier. viktor and jayce's or viktor and mel's lolololol #i support mage on mage violence #okay real talk. why are mel and viktor explicitly paralleled more than basically any other characters #it's bc this is the story of the Arcane literally. they are piltover and zaun's only mages respectively. the Arcane is waking up etc.#the macro narrative is about different kinds of magic rising to power again in a place like piltover/zaun which is a refuge from mages #and it's about how they clash - or work together - because the history of the rune wars is repeating itself #also viktor was a false prophet and mel... may not be #it's because the Arcane speaks through them and the show is about what that means and the consequences

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raddestrose · 6 months ago

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Shoutout to Shen Yuan the only man who actually read porn for the plot

#i know my boy was in the TRENCHES #dude literally read hundreds of chapters of sex to MAYBE learn about some magic plants #humanity’s strongest soldier #he was going through it for chapters upon chapters #he had their names and properties memorized #he hate read everything for the plot #and he didn’t even like it #luckily he remembered everything after the system got to him #shen yuan #she qingqiu #scum villian self saving system #svsss

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triviallytrue · 1 year ago

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Lae'zel's reaction to Mystra telling Gale to blow himself up being "is Mystra stupid? doesn't she know we can kill the Absolute without resorting to tricks?" is such a great example of why she's my favorite character

#literally saying 'skill issue' to the goddess of magic and the greatest wizard in the realms #and you know what? she's right #bg3

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whimsyfemme · 5 months ago

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single femmes who stay inside all day and only go out to go to work, daydreaming about a butch just randomly bumping into them in the way the romantic movies do. i just want to let you know you are real, seen, and loved.

#like you know how they just bump into each other #and their stuff goes flying everywhere and they're both like omg im so sorry #and then they help each pick up each others stuff and the ''magic touch'' happens #WHEN WILL IT BE ME #lesbian #lesbian yearning #femme posting #dykeposting #femme4butch #femme4stud #sapphic #butch4femme #femme #femme dyke #queer posting #literally daydreaming about it rn as im on my PS5 😭

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egophiliac · 1 year ago

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just thinking about hair and faces

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #i don't THINK this counts as face horror but just in case #face horror #for your daily dose of me losing my mind over anime characters #i don't know why the hair thing surprised me so much. i think because i thought it was funny that lilia named silver after his hair color.#like ha ha lilia is hilariously bad at names how cute and silly!#oh. oh it's kind of a Thing.#anyway i am excited to see where the heck all of this stuff with silver's various dads ends up!#we still don't actually know who killed meleanor!#we still don't know literally anything about dad draconia! (dadconia? dradconia?)#we don't know what happened to the macguffin gem with its magical dad-saving powers!#(surely this will not come back to save a certain dad at a later point. of course not.)#man i was not expecting episode 7 to be all dads all the time #i mean i'm here for it but #hey remember when the highest stakes were who was gonna win the big talent show #then robots started kidnapping people and now we've just escalated from there #episode 8 our cat is going to turn into a drippy ink kaiju and we're going to have to mecha battle him to save the world or something #each member of diasomnia pilots a limb and we gattai into a giant robot dragon and hold on i gotta submit this spec script to aniplex brb

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stargirl230 · 24 days ago

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moonlighting 🌚✨

i’m so rusty from not drawing for a whole semester (sobs) but its ok now because kaito's here

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated!)

#my art #artists on tumblr #digital art #fanart #kaitou kid #magic kaito #kaito kuroba #dcmk #u may be thinking: star didn't u draw this but slightly to the left like a few months ago #yes BUT its not my fault he looks so good in blue #and u know he's always plotting something #lol i had this sitting in my wips folder for months and final exams is what motivated me to finally finish it #took my last one this morning so now im freeee #for four weeks #enough time to finish some zine stuff and draw arcane!#timebomb has me in a chokehold. wdym theyre best enemies.#WDYM NOW I NEED TO LEARN FRENCH #also guys...i literally had a dream where i was working on this painting #and then i woke up to another week of academic hell with 0 (zero) time for drawing #withdrawal symptoms...#thinking abt all the drawings i could've made but didn't have time for is actually heartbreaking

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riddlemearose · 12 days ago

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I think we as the LU fandom need to stop the whole "Sky gets mad at Wild for the Master Sword breaking in TOTK" and start going "Sky is going to throw hands with TOTK Ganondorf no matter what laws of magic he has to break to do so".

Bc let's be real here, if Sky ever found out that Ganondorf tried to kill Wild and literally destroyed Fi while attempting to do so bc she was protecting Wild the best she could, he really would just go and kill Ganondorf himself.

He would manifest himself into Tears of the Kingdom in any way he possibly could (as a ghost, via possession, literally forming a physical body out of pure spite and rage, fistfighting the Shadow to open a portal) and he would jump into the Hyrule Castle rift and murder Ganondorf single-handedly.

And Wild would 100% be on board with this bc 1. now he has the best back-up he could possibly ask for; and 2. he knows that Sky murdering Ganondorf would be glorious to watch

#linked universe #lu wild #lu Sky #I'm very serious about this guys #if you think Sky would yell or get mad at Wild for surviving a direct attempt on his life #even if Fi needed who knows how long absorbing Zelda's magic to recover #instead of being angry at the person who literally Tries to Kill Wild on Multiple Occasions #I'm extremely concerned about you #totk #I guess #you know what imma try writing a fic about this hold up #god shattering star sky

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noodles-and-tea · 8 months ago

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two weeks notice but it’s merthur

#CEO Arthur and PA Merlin works very well in my brain #His “magic” is being able to somehow work out Arthur’s literally impossible schedule #It is physically not possible to cancel everything for the next day and reschedule it but Merlin does it somehow and no one knows how #my art #Merlin #Arthur pendragon #merthur #bbc Merlin #merlin emrys #prince Arthur

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proteidaes · 11 months ago

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Thinking about the Lunar New Year and realized I had a silly dragon I could share 🐉🎉

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#lunar new year #dragon #dragons #doodle #sketchbook #literally an OC of another OC #he is the familiar of a very incompetent wizard #well he doesn't know he's a wizard half the time #IT'S MEMORY MAGIC #oc talkin #art #artists on tumblr #FOR THE PPL ASKING: HIS NAME IS FINN!!!

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merverelli · 2 months ago

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"you just feel yourself let go."

still thinking about this episode. man. 💪💥

#misfits and magic #misfits and magic 2 #mismag 2 #mismag #evan kelmp #d20 #dimension 20 #just like art #im SO behind on mismag but i literally cant believe this happened still #''why did you add the origami cranes to this?'' thank you for asking: i just think theyre neat!#also i know they didnt mention it explictly but i truly believe that evans last moments slipping into the pool and death would be about #if he made a difference. about if the struggles of it all were worth it. about if he was worth it.#especially considering he decided to haunt the closest thing to his friends.#so i think it makes sense that his life flashback would include physical proof of 1) his connection to the world and how he helped to chang #the world especially in the face of adversity #and 2) an item literally MADE for communication and connection to others.#both on a global scale when magic left AND the evolution of the magic that his closest friends and him used.#''but the origami cranes are based on storm petrels? a black bird with a white stripe near the tail? why are the cranes colourful here?''#firstly: youre full of questions today mister.#secondly: i tried to make them black but i really liked being able to differentiate between the cranes using fun colours #also i tried just overlaying a dark colour on top but it still didnt do it for me #but i tried to keep them close to the petrels: i kept the '''''white''''' stripe near the tail! id like some points for that!#excuses aside: i hope youre doing well! thanks for looking and reading!

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inkskinned · 1 year ago

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Hi, love from Brazil!

i love you. if there's a way to put my earnest, earnest hope and care into my words, know every time you read that - somewhere in america, i am giving you a hug. the world is so fucking wide, and it is WILD to me that you got my words tattooed on you.

how wonderful that many kilometers apart, we are struck by the same thing - this is life; the moment we are in, and something beautiful is happening right now. we just need to find it.

i love you, i hope today has some kind of wonder in it. if it doesn't, i hope tomorrow does. i will watch from new england; where the snow has started falling. keep an eye on brazil for me. carl sagan said we are how the universe knows itself. know wonder for me.

#i literally tear up every time someone does this #i don't know how much i believe in magic #but if it exists #please know i am POURING myself into my words. i am with you. it is yours now.#to whatever degree i can - those are yours now. i hope they protect you and keep you safe.

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jattendschaton · 9 months ago

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Émilie Agreste purposefully giving Adrien an allergy to feathers to make sure her son would never be able to use the peacock miraculous in the future

#miraculous ladybug #emilie agreste #adrien agreste #I'm never quite sure what I think about emilie as a parent #but clearly she was aware of gabriel's obsessive tendencies #and maybe she didnt want him to be able to force adrien #(his son who he can literally control to do anything)#to wield the peacock miraculous #hard to do much miraculous-ing when you're sneezing every two seconds !#she trusted her husband so little she had to magically prevent him from using his son (in this specific way)#((obviously gabriel has lots of other ways of controlling his son))#(((but this one particular way—the way that emilie is most familiar with and the way that was ultimately going to kill her—#he cant have that way. she will protect adrien at least from this. at least from what killed her)))#that or it was just for the bit #who knows

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puppppppppy · 1 year ago

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justaz · 8 months ago

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merlin (immortal) giving arthur (pendragon) the only blade that could kill him

#they make me SICK #i hate them so much #if arthur had found out about his magic earlier and took it poorly…he’d be the only person able to kill him #merlin handing over the sword as a symbol of his utter trust in arthur #god imagine arthur finding out (au everyone lives) and being torn between wanting to cast the sword away but also wanting to keep it on him #he hates the weight of merlins life that now seems attached to the blade #he doesnt want it #but he cant cast it away bc what if someone gets their hands on it?? then merlins life is in their hands #he is BAFFLED that merlin would give HIM - uther pendragons son - the only thing that could kill him #he asks after days of fitful sleep and consideration and merlin is just like #‘its /you/ arthur.’ he says like its painfully obvious #NCJGSKSNSDIBSKSB TEYH MKAE ME VIOELTNT #bbc merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #excalibur #immortal merlin #merthur #im just thinking of percabeth when percy tells annabeth where his mortal point is and she is the ONLY person who knows #and she has to carry that tidbit of information around like its not the heaviest burden shes ever carried - more so than the sky #that one quote 'love is giving someone the power to destroy you but trusting them not to'#idk you get it #arthur and annabeth being the only people who can destroy the one they love #merlin and percy having unwavering trust and faith in their other half that they place their life in their hands #literally #sorry im done

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drag0nagedatingsim · 10 days ago

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I love how people's response to critiques about the companions not noticing or being supportive of Rook's mental health is "you're too stupid" and "you don't understand the game like I do" and "here's my headcanon why you're wrong."

Why are y'all doing all the heavy lifting for the writing and then giving all the credits to the writing.

"Emmrich is taking you to the graveyard to help with Varric's death."

WHERE IN THE TEXT DOES IT SAY THAT. Does Emmrich even know how close Rook was to Varric? That's a nice headcanon to infer, and it would make a LOT of sense. But this is literally the "tell don't show" game, where they tell you everything three times, unless it has to do with Rook's mental health, and then it's suddenly secretly an understated genius story that I just don't understand because I'm too stupid? Okay?

No, it's once again the framework of something great that is ultimately unfinished and underutilized and a lot of people are doing the heavy-lifting for the plot and seeing their heavy-lifted headcanons propelled across the fandom, and then thinking that's just what the text says. When it does not.

I do think this is also a result of the later half of the 2nd act and all of the 3rd act being really good. Like, the later parts of this game are so good that it has me doubting my sanity about the first parts, but then I replay it and go "lol no it was bad."

#i don't appreciate people basically acting like everyone who has issues with the writing are somehow missing something special and crucial #it's extremely fucking rude #like no the “subtlety” of Rook's mental health is that it's not written at all in the first two acts and then given 1 short scene in the #third act. that's not subtlety that's doing NOTHING WITH THE MATERIAL YOU HAVE #they could have DONE SO MUCH WITH THAT PLOT #it actually makes me want to cry because you know the last game i played with this kind of plot????? FUCKING OMORI #OMORI IS THE LAST GAME I PLAYED LIKE THIS #I WAS EXPECTING OMORI LEVELS OF DIVING INTO HALLUCINATIONS #I was FULLY ready for Rook to have psychosis!!!!!!!!!#what I got was such a slap to the fucking face #We could have had MORE hallucinations #Solas's blood magic could have started degrading Rook's mental health and faculties #the fucKING CARETAKER MIGHT HAVE BECOME ACTUALLY RELEVANT #datv critical #do i sound angry. ok i cant lie i'm a little angry. i hate it when ppl make me doubt my sanity a normal amount. speaking as a sane person #edit: i'm also going to add that a lot of these end up veering into ableist territories #you can disagree with a take without saying shit about people's eyes and brains and ability to read #some people literally Do struggle to understand shit #NO they should not have to keep their mouths shut bc some ASSHOLES on the internet love to have an “idiot” to laugh at #some people DO struggle to read donald! thats why they go online and ask questions! sometimes they miss shit!#“bUt THey mAdE iT sO oBvIouS” and so what? they missed it. oh spare your poor heart. a person missed a detail. this must be so hard for you

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