#literally having the chillest birthday rn

[closed--meadow]

what an insane birthday gift 😭🙏🏻

guys would you mind if say something inappropriate real quick?😊

[jakganim]

tagged by @astrofireworks to do this thing. gonna do it now.

gonna tag @jinwoostro @binnieheart @plastic--hearts @lee-dongminhyuk @dae-hwee 5 people bcos i don’t even have 25 friends

last:

drink: almond milk (from eating cereal)

phone call: it was my boss’ younger son. i know it sounds weird but it’s actually not that weird LOL

text message: ‘morning. come by pick up your tips. i’m covering them today only cause they went to watch jacky cheung concert’ LOL my ex-manager who is supposed to be gone but i guess came back for a day to help out my boss.

song you listened to: love scenario - ikon

time you cried: couple weeks ago i think

have you ever:

dated someone twice: yes. #ragrets

been cheated on: yes, it was stupid. he was stupid. we were all stupid.

kissed someone and regretted it: nah

lost someone special: yes

been depressed: yes

been drunk and thrown up: nah, and i don’t plan on it either

in the past year have you:

made a new friend: yeeeeee many new friends :’)

fallen out of love: no love to fall out of LOL

laughed until you cried: absolutely

met someone who changed you: yes

found out who your true friends are: not really? at least not in the sense that i just found out this past year. like i’ve known for a longass time. but also i’ve made a few new friends who i would love to keep in my life

found out someone was talking about you: maybe?? i can’t remember lmfao

general:

how many people on tumblr do you know in real life?: my good buddies @astrofireworks and @plastic--hearts and i think that’s it, if you only count people i’ve met in person after meeting on tumblr.

do you have any pets?: a doge :’) her name is brody

do you want to change your name?: funny you should ask that, i already went ahead and did it. i mean, i started it. it’s a fucking long and expensive process.

what time did you wake up this morning: did you mean afternoon?

what were you doing last night: probably reading in bed

name something you cannot wait for: lunar new year & my birthday so i can get some fucking money. i’m a brokeass hoe.

have you ever talked to a person named tom?: yes lmao he’s literally the nicest, chillest guy i know. literally.

what’s getting on your nerves right now: the fact that i’m still fucking awake, wtf r u doin jordan

blood type: probably some type of o. i’ve never gotten it checked. smh i should though. i kinda wanna know what’s going on in my body ya know lmao

nickname: jojo, gowanus (only my brother calls me that, don’t ask)

relationship status: single as heckity heck where my cute single people at let’s go this hoe need someone to cuddle

zodiac sign: year of the boar, born on dat aquarius/pisces cusp. i just tell people i’m a pisces tho.

pronouns: they/them, but anything else is also fine by me tbh. i have my fem days and i have my masc days. whatever flows for y’all, i don’t really care either way.

favorite show: idk, i’ve watched so many in my life i can barely think rn

college: lol you wanna know which college i go to or if i’m in it? i’m graduating this sem (finally.. after 5... long..yrs...) from baruch.

hair color: idek what to call this color. it faded into an amber?? kind of??? like a dark blonde, light brown, idfk

do you have a crush on someone: no, and def not on anyone i know irl, but damn there are some people’s faces i’d rly like to sit on and they’re all fucking famous so y’all know i ain’t gonna.

what do you like about yourself: my resilience.

firsts:

first surgery: does getting my wisdom teeth removed count? cos i think i was just outta high school at that time.

first piercing: oh boy i was like 5 or something and my mom took me :’)) first piercing on my own is much much later. when i was like 17 or something. and then it all went downhill and i got like 6 more. and now i want to get my nipples pierced so will it ever really end?

first sport you joined: swim team

first vacation: bitch how am i supposed to remember this shit?? my parents took me to germany when i was like 2 lmao

first pair of sneakers: ??? BITCH HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER THIS SHIT?

right now:

eating: nothing, i should be sleeping

drinking: “   “

i’m about to: go the fuck to sleep hopefully

listening to: the sound of my brother’s shower going

want kids: right now? da fuck u think i am

get married: "   “

career: this hoe is graduating soon and i still wanna do event production, like organizing and carrying out concert tours and shit like that. i ain’t about to get that management of musical enterprises degree for nothing

which is better:

lips or eyes: eyes as heck

hugs or kisses: mmm... that’s difficult. i’m gonna go with hugs.

shorter or taller: technically i like similar height, but shorter i guess.

older or younger: don’t really care usually, but these days, younger.

romantic or spontaneous: why can’t we just live balanced lives

sensitive or loud: “   “

hookup or relationship: relationship, ya boi has anxieties about physical intimacy (i know, i know, but that doesn’t mean i can’t be horny af ok) and you want me to do hook ups? nah fam.

troublemaker or hesitant: WHY CAN’T WE JUST LIVE BALANCED LIVES also hesitant

have you ever:

kissed a stranger: nah

drank hard liquor: hard not to when you used to bartend lmfao

lost contacts/glasses: nope

sex on first date: might i refer you to the above section bcos nO

broken someone’s heart: so many times. i must be getting punished for it.

been arrested: no and let’s keep it that way pls thank

turned someone down: yes

fallen for a friend: yes

do you believe:

in yourself: yes

miracles: yes

love at first sight: not really? i believe in wow-i’m-attracted-that’s-a-beautiful-human-being at first sight tho