#literal dead meat [shastacan]
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I can definitely see why eclipsa chose to be with you instead of that pompous spider infested walking talking powdered wig shastican . Forgive my vulgarity but you my friend . 😏 are an absolute snack 😏😏
“‘A snack’? Augh, that’s such a good pick-up line! Why didn’t I think of that one before I became a vegetarian? And thank you for the compliment. Can you believe I was actually jealous of Shastacan before I saw what a joke of a living being he was?”
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“One was a ruthless, uncaring, vile, abomination to Mewni as one knows it and the other was a demon. Plus matricide and homicide are two different levels of cruelty, bubble-for-brains.”
@kingshastacan
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(((ITS NOT QUESTIN AND STOP HATE ME))) You are not a king, you cannot be, you will not be. I don't think Eclipsa will want to make a man like you a king. Who knows, maybe Mina will kill you while sleeping at night. or a spooky soul will rest on you. I hope you sleep well at night. because your dreams are limited now.
“I can’t believe there’s an entire bloodline of people who think like you.”
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OMG your last story was amazing! I wonder what happened after when eclipsa leave you in the cell ?¿?hm
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"Oh, um....thank you? I certainly wouldn't describe it as amazing, but I appreciate your kind words regardless. That night I was left in the cell was one of the hardest nights of my life. I wasn't taken out again until the break of dawn, when I was strung up and put on display for all Mewmans to see. Not that I could be bothered to care. They could've done whatever they wanted with me at that point. I couldn't stop thinking about Eclipsa, terrified that she had spent the night with him. If I had failed to save her when she needed me the most, I deserved to be humiliated, and much, much worse."
#asks#globgor answers#thank you for the compliment!#I was just writing my response IC!#literal dead meat [shastacan]#my darkest star [eclipsa butterfly]
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Doesn't anyone ship Shastacan and Globgor? I think they match very well. let's discuss who will be uke and who will be seme lol
“……They’re just trying to get a reaction out of you, Globgor. Don’t take the bait. You’re above this.”
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¿Haha did you miss me?Eclipsa came to see me today and said she missed me. she whispered how much she loved me. If she missed me, you did something bad to him. So you could'not fill my absence as expected of you. Hope your little baby is good for now.
“………Somehow I have a hard time believing you.”
“That being said, you’d better keep your mouth shut about my daughter if you know what’s good for you.”
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Hello. While I was looking at the questions you were asked, something caught my mind from your answers. If you are the boy friend of the Queen Eclipsa, after you are crammed into the crystal, i mean after eating the King Shastacan. what happened ? Queen Eclipsa regret that for ran away? or did anything happen between Queen Eclipsan and Princess Festivia? I will be glad if you answer.
“Well, first I want it to be clear that I’m Eclipsa’s husband, not her boyfriend. Sorry, there are still some old sticklers who refuse to acknowledge our marriage, so....yeah. Anyway, Eclipsa and I were both in custody when Shastacan met his well-deserved but poorly-timed demise. After that, I was immediately encased in the crystall, my mind put to sleep for over 300 years until I was awakened by my true love entering my mind!
Eclipsa later told me that she had ran to our location after she had heard Shastacan scream. She only had time to watch Rhombulus trap me before she was dragged away to the Butterfly Castle to meet the same fate. She never met Festivia, or even knew anything about her before her imprisonment.
I was so stupid. I don’t know what fate would have awaited us if I had spared Shastacan, but my actions guaranteed that Eclipsa had to experience her last moments of freedom by herself after having just lost her family. Just another screw-up I’ll never forgive myself for...”
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I'm asking a little too much, but I also asked Shastacan Spiderbite about the same, so you can answer them too😂😂. If King Shastacan fell at your feet and begged to apologize, would you forgive? my other question is if you could beat someone between Ms. Mina, King Shastacan and Queen Moon to the point that they were disabled♿, who would you beat?I know I am asking strange things but Shastacan Spiderbite answered questions without hesitation, I'm sure you will too😂. I really hate moon and shastacan🤢
“Nonnie, you are free to ask me as many questions as you like. That’s what I’m here for!”
“To answer your first question, no. Shastacan is the one person I will never forgive. If he got down on his knees and begged for forgiveness, I would spit in his face. Putting everything he did to me and my family aside, he’d have to make up for a lifetime of being a thorn in my side. Shastacan is, and will always be, my enemy.”
“That being said, it should come as no surprise to you that I would choose Shastacan out of those three. I don’t like Mina, not in the slightest, but I understand that her malicious actions are mostly from a screwed-up mind rather than evil intentions. She doesn’t deserve to be paralyzed. She just needs serious help.....or exile. Hey, I said I didn’t like her.
As for Moon.....that’s complicated. I definitely find her the most sympathetic of those three, but I just can’t get over what she did to us. We’re not friends, but I definitely don’t want to see her hurt....if nothing else but for Star and River’s sake.”
#asks#Globgor answers#literal dead meat [shastacan]#solaria 2.0 [mina loveberry]#dark side of the moon [moon butterfly]
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Everyone suddenly started asking questions about Shastacan and Eclipsa. Anyway, let me ask. If Shastacan was your maid, what would you have her do? killing is forbidden.
“Imprisoned for life. Most wretched-looking place we have. Cellmate with a resurrected Olga. He is forced to endure the same abuse Meteora did growing up. And there’s like this communication box that let’s us hear his never ending roast sentence. I can’t lie, I would get sick pleasure from this, and I do mean sick.”
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I've been wondering this for so long but... how was your proposal to Eclipsa?
“It was fantastic! It was after I had told Eclipsa that I had to leave the kingdom in order to protect the few monsters that still followed me at that point. With the Solarian Warrior program taking affect, our numbers were diminishing by the bucketload. We were rapidly losing the war. I had to leave in order to survive. Of course, I had to at least try to convince Eclipsa to come with me. My followers knew about my relationship with her, and they were willing to give her a chance to prove she wasn’t like her ancestors. I knew I was asking a lot of her, to abandon everything she held dear in order to live as a fugitive, but I guess I’ve always been selfish when it comes to my feelings for her. I couldn’t bear the thought of never seeing her again. I felt like I was going to die whether I stayed or left Mewni. But if I stayed, many monsters would die as well...
I waited for her at the bog before my team and I left. It was the longest hour of my life. She hadn’t given me an answer. If she didn’t show up, I would have no choice but to leave her behind. I could feel my heart cracking with every passing second....until finally, I saw her. She had showed up just in the nick of time, ready to go wherever I went. I can’t describe the love and happiness I felt at that moment. I remember running up to her, showering her with kisses, never caring that my team was within eyeview. For many years the war had put a wedge in our relationship. Not enough to break it of course, but enough to give us plenty of heartache and stress. Finally, at long last, I didn’t have to hide my love. I didn’t have to choose between her and the good of my people. We were on the same side, at long last!
We had often talked about marrying each other one day when peace had finally broken between our races. Sadly, it had seemed like that day was never going to happen. I decided then and there I couldn’t wait anymore. I proposed to her, right in front of my people. It wouldn’t be like we expected, but who cared? We would be the first monster/Mewman spouses in history, and no one could stop us! I assure you, that glorious moment was filled with joyous tears, embraces, and such unquenchable love.
......Neither of us knew that Shastacan and the High Commission had been following her. My people and I were immediately captured. Get this, they actually tried to convince me that Eclipsa had purposefully lead them to me. As if I would buy such a ridiculous lie. That didn’t stop my beloved from falling into a pit of self-loathing for having unwittingly played a part in my arrest. What should have been one of the best nights of my life quickly turned into one of my most horrifying...”
#asks#globgor answers#SWHOREBE spoilers#all i want is you [globclipsa]#literal dead meat [shastacan]#i'd laugh at their corpses [magic high commission]#artwork source:@flx-res
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You scare Eclipsa. you are a monster and you ate me in front of her . I do not know whether I died or did not die:'D , it does not matter. You have show Eclipsa that she can not trust you. My little daughter grew up without parent because of you.
“Okay, stop right there. You do not get to blame me for Festivia’s upbringing. Never mind the fact she’s not actually your daughter, you destroyed my daughter’s life by giving her to that machine!! You want to talk about a child growing up without a parent?! You took everything from her!! A home, a family, her own self-worth!! And for what?! Because you couldn’t bare the thought of Eclipsa mothering a child from a monster?! Do you even know what happened to her because of your cruelty?! I do not regret eating you, not even for a second! The world, and any children you would have, are better off without you!”
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Then, what's the worst fight you and Eclipsa had once you were married?
“These days we don’t so much as fight as much as we disagree. It’s to be expected. I don’t know a single couple who agrees 100% of the time. The one thing we’ve really fought over is whether or not Moon deserves to be forgiven. You know what for.
Eclipsa is ready to let bygones be bygones, but I’m not. Look, I get it, okay? The Mewmans still depended on her and she felt backed into a corner. I too have done shameful things for the sake of my people. But how can I just ignore the fact she betrayed my wife and put us all at risk like that?
Let’s not forget that I nearly lost my life in that staged attack. That was because of her. She almost killed me. On top of that, she guaranteed my revival if Eclipsa surrendered to her. That means, whether she realized it or not, she was using me as an ultimatum. As some of you may know, I already went through through this ordeal when Shastacan threatened to take my life if Eclipsa didn’t bear him children. It was the most terrifying moment I have ever experienced, and finding out about Moon’s betrayal brought back all those feelings. I swore I would never let myself be used against Eclipsa like that again and....and....
She wants us to forgive Moon and move past this, but you know what? Maybe I want to hold the grudge this time. How about someone apologizes to my family for a change? I mean, considering every single mistake I ever made in life was picked apart for over three centuries, I think I’m entitled to a little saltiness!”
#asks#globgor answers#all i want is you [globclipsa]#dark side of the moon [moon butterfly]#literal dead meat [shastacan]
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Don't listen to him, Buddy!! Shastacan probably even lost the dog in the divorce papers! You can take him down!!! This man probably paints his nose red and owns a 20 sized shoe, because he ain't nothing but a clown! 🤡🤡🤡 Globgor, You're a star, baby 🥺 You're a 1000 times better than him. Roast his Discount Walmart George Washington looking ass! 😠
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“That is certainly a....unique string of names for the little toad. I approve! Do not let my anger fool you. I already defeated him centuries ago. He’s dead, and my family is safe with me. There’s nothing he can do to hurt me now. I mean, his ghost pops up now and again to tick me off, but at the end of the day, I’m still alive and he’s still alone and hopefully one day forgotten!”
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Can you prove that eclipsa loves you? He left me because he was afraid of you.
“Proof, proof, hm let’s see....she snuck out to meet me at her own free will, she did what she could to prevent monster villages from being raided, she gave me her virginity, she refused to have children with you, she ultimately gave up her magic, crown, family, and home for me, she agreed to marry me and have my daughter.”
*takes a deep breath*
“THEN after she was released from imprisonment, she refused to apologize for marrying me, then as soon as she got her magic back, she sought me out and did everything she could to bring me back, even so far as going behind her only friend’s back. Even if she did ‘fear me’, as ludicrous as that is, she could’ve ditched me at any time while I was still crystallized, and there would have been nothing I could’ve done about it! It certainly would’ve made her more popular among her people and the High Commission! Eclipsa has several opportunities to get rid of me if she wanted, but the point is that’s not what she wanted. I
I guess I can’t entirely fault you for thinking that way though. It’s not like you have any idea what she looks like when she’s happy.”
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Hey I wonder why you hate me so much!? Is it because of eclipsa? She love me she just use you for something. You are such a idiot. /
“Ha! Right. That’s why she decided to run away with me. She threw away her crown and her magic, became a traitor to her own people, and left the only home she’d ever known because she was using me for something. Come on, even you’re not that stupid!”
#asks#globgor answers#literal dead meat [shastacan]#oh hell yes#i am very much for globgor and shastacan interactions#bring it on
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What would you have done if you and Eclipsa found Festivia after she got abandoned by the Pie Folk
“Isn’t replacing a royal bloodline the opposite of being abandoned? Listen, I know a lot of people want Eclipsa and I to feel sympathetic towards Festivia, maybe even feel the urge to adopt her, but....why would we? Okay, she grew up without a family. Boo hoo, so did I! So did many monster children! At least she was brought up in the comforts of royalty! She lived the life that was Meteora’s by right! I don’t resent her, I know she didn’t have a say in the matter, but do I feel bad for her in any way? No, I do not.....well, except for the fact she thought Shastacan was her father. I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy. Who, ironically, is Shastacan.”
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