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StumblyMumbler’s 2024 Beach Guide!

My Sand. My Beach. My Wave. GO HOME!!

Someone said, “Where’s your beach guide, Mr. ‘Mumbler?” It was a good question… So, here’s my answer: T h i n g s To B r i n g : A towel. Preferably a beach towel. Those oversized scratchpads from the less-expensive stayplaces are not cool, and also it’s illegal to steal. (Embroidered-in-gold 40,000-thread luxury ultrasoft and perfectly designed water removers from that really neat-looking…