#listener mail

[caninescreations]

"Stanley you're making accusations with circumstantial evidence. Anyways I think you may need to cut back a bit on the smoking, your blood tastes- tested positive for high cholesterol."

[melmarro]

A snail's pace won't win marathons.... Gold medals pale compared against your love!

[slushyseals]

Hooray, my mail order pup-scription is here!

In reality this little pup got lost and ended up on someone's porch. Not to worry, the home owner did the right thing and the little guy is now at the Marine Mammal Care center who can evaluate them for any necessary care before release back into the wild. Source for more context: https://www.instagram.com/p/C3im2QYybiF/

[wondeurwall]

Idk if u've seen rafayel's new oracle story BUT IT HAS BEEN PLAGUING MY MIND

"What if i make it up to you like this yeah?"

MAKE UP SEX WITH RAFAYEL.

TELL ME DO YOU THINK THEY'LL HAVE IT OFTEN?? But ones in a more playful sort of way not really full on arguments if you get what i mean 😩💗💗

oh my god please, nonnie, rafayel's oracle story is literally the only thing on my mind. i've been so unwell

i went in with one dream and spent everything i had because my luck is abysmal. and, the worst part?? I CAN'T EVEN BE UPSET ABOUT IT 😭🫵🏻 it wasn't what i expected. it's kind of funny ASKDDJKD!! i thought it'd be myth related. instead, i was blessed with rafayel.... kisses... 🥰

itty bitty nsfw 🔞 mdni.

rafayel would 100% down for playful makeup sex 😵‍💫💕 honestly, he'd pull any kind of excuse just to get you undressed and fucked out in bliss. he loves how pretty you look when you cum 💕 even more when he and you can get a good laugh in between because he'd appreciate lightheartedness in intimacy. after all, he wouldn't have sex with anyone else! he needs trust to do those sweet, silly things too, and he can only ever do that with you.

because i think he'd find a lot of fun with it, he'd do it often, but the sex doesn't necessarily need to be absolutely mind-blowing once initiated. banter is fun, even better when it leads to sex, but he just loves being close like that: naked and a tangled mess of limbs with the warmth coming from your body to his.

he's a night owl, so he's unintentionally ignoring your texts. maybe, even misses a few phone calls or immediately ends an incoming one, thinking it's an alarm he set up before. part of the day goes by and you're coming into his home to make sure he's doing alright. there's no use in pretending that you aren't upset. because you are upset! you didn't hear from him 💔 but, you find that he's just now out of bed after finishing a new piece of art.

"were you asleep this whole time?" you ask.

he rambles on about a sudden inspiration he had and that, "it'd be wrong to rest when the idea was too good."

you listen, nod, but truthfully some of his words go in and out the other ear. you frown at him. and, when he asks why you have that look on your face, you're quick to say, "i'm sure you can figure out why."

he knows. of course, he knows. he reads you well, just like you do him. then, his shoulders are a little hunched over, and he's laughing!

"i've really spoiled you," he says softly. his hands are on your hips the next second, pulling you close. "mm, why not let me make it up to you? i'm awake now, and we have the rest of the day to ourselves."

he lifts you and lays you on the couch. kisses you while he thinks about how many times he can get you gushing on his fingers and tongue before his cock.

OR, if you're the one making it up to him 🥹

accidentally spilling paint on a good shirt of his? you're panicking as soon as it happens. your hands move faster than your mouth, and you're halfway with unbuttoning his shirt before telling him he needs to take it off.

his laughter is what stops you. it dawns on you! but, to be fair, your thoughts don't have anything else besides: the shirt must be washed before it really stains.

"someone's being bold," he chuckles as your eyes meet. "did you plan this?"

"what?" and, the fabric drops from between your fingers. rafayel doesn't miss the way your gaze falls briefly, catching the sight of his bare chest, last 2 or 3 buttons barely laying over his abdomen. "me, ruining a piece of clothing that's probably over three times my budget? i don't think that's planning. it's called being clumsy."

your face feels warm. you take a deep breath, reach out to him, "c'mon. i'll wash it. take it off before the paint makes it unsalvageable."

rafayel clasps your wrist with his hand, steps into your space, voice deepening with a tinge of playfulness, "no, i can think of a better idea. how about me and you have matching clothes?"

he embraces you, gets you wearing blotches of paint too, and you want to argue. but, you can't find the energy to when one hand is guiding your head back and the other is tugging on your neckline. rafayel's lips move to your throat first. then, trails open-mouthed kisses along the rest of your neck, jaw, the base of your shoulder, before whispering, "it's a good idea, yeah?"

since you're the one to make a mess of his shirt first, he wants you riding him as compensation. to make him feel good? yes, sure, he loves that. though, the reason for it, most of all: he wants you using his cock like you own it. wants you aching and desperate for him. cum all over him, feel good because of him. nothing gets him going more than watching you bounce on top and moan his name so sweetly 🥰

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[buwheal]

Hey, Spamton!! Happy birthday! Anything specific you'd want for your birthday? I'm sure we can somehow pitch in to get you something!

[sunderwight]

Thinking about the weird camaraderie that exists between demons but not angels in GO.

Have we ever seen two angels who are actually friends? Or even friendly to one another? We have met angels with a capacity to be friendly in general, but I think the closest we've come to two angels actually getting along would be Gabriel making a point to laugh at Sandalphon's terrible "can't have a war without War" line in S1.

Most scenes between the angels actually seem to have an undercurrent of absolute hostility. Teeth-clenched teamwork. No wonder it took them so long to notice that Aziraphale wasn't on the same page as the rest of them! The rest of them are barely on the same page as one another, either! When Gabriel goes against the majority vote, no one bats an eye at demoting him and wiping his memory. Michael and Uriel immediately begin vying for his job. The only times we've seen angels team up is when they're working together to bully someone else, like when they're trying to intimidate Aziraphale in S1 or going to the aftermath of the bookshop raid in S2.

Saraqael's overall neutrality towards Muriel is the closest we get to two angels in Heaven getting along, and it's more a lack of hostility than any kind of friendliness. At least until Gabriel loses his memories and Muriel shows up to spy on Aziraphale, and Aziraphale decides to be kind to both of them.

Demons, on the other hand, actually seem to form alliances and even friendships among one another. Hastur and Ligur are awful, but Hastur seems genuinely distraught over Ligur's death, not just fearful of suffering the same fate. Shax and Furfur conspire together and even though the 1940's investigation into Crowley's fraternizing doesn't work out for Furfur, it's not due to any double-crossing on Shax's part. Unlike the angels, who stick almost exclusively to making threats until the Metatron decides to try dangling a carrot at the end of the season, demons actually offer rewards to other demons when trying to work together. Beelzebub offers Crowley a promotion if he can bring them Gabriel, Furfur offers to back Shax up politically if she goes for the Duke position opening, and Crowley successfully stalls Hastur in S1 by pretending everything was a test and he's going to be put in charge of a legion as a reward for passing. They're still not great at socializing, but they're significantly ahead of the angels.

Of course, it's a fact that demons are awful to one another (Eric's treatment is really bad, they throw that random demon into holy water just to test it, "it'd be a funny world if demons went around trusting one another", etc) but they still seem more capable of forming friendships than the angels do.

I think that's because Hell cramps and crowds everyone together to try and increase their suffering and hostility, whereas Heaven isolates angels to decrease the odds of questioning or rebellion. Hell's methods are unpleasant, but it still ends up putting demons together, and some of those demons inevitably forge alliances and make friendships. Because as Crowley and Beelzebub demonstrate, demons are still social creatures with the capacity for love and affection, even if it's strongly discouraged and buried under nine million layers of trauma and a cultural mandate against kindness.

Angels are the same, but isolation makes is harder to form connections than overcrowding. Muriel and Jimbriel are both so eager to make friends, but Muriel's spent the past millennia shut in an empty office, and Gabriel has been distanced from his peers both through his position and also through Heaven's culture of fear and surveillance. He only breaks away from it when he finds something that's stronger than "choosing sides" (stronger than the fear of being rejected by Heaven and Falling, in fact strong enough that Falling seems worth it if he gets to be with someone he loves). Both Muriel and Gabriel are only able to start forming connections when they're away from Heaven.

I just think it's interesting that demons, despite being supposedly devoid of love, have an advantage in forming relationships compared to angels. Angels are supposed to love, but have far fewer opportunities to actually do so. Demons aren't supposed to love, but they make connections anyway.

[vaguely-concerned]

bunter keeping peter from being swallowed up by an evil bog with the kind of hysterical strength otherwise only known by mothers deadlifting cars to save their tender babes is something that can actually be so personal

[leclercskiesahead]

Carlos singing Shakira Shakira was not on my bingo card

[gotta-bail-my-quails]

Lmaoo I was mulling over ur latest 100 AU post, and imagine if the fandoms for some of the top 10 heroes start ship wars and write fanfics and all that stuff 😂 speculating if he’ll break up with civvy X/L0 and debating who’s the best partner for him. And he seriously considers asking his boss to let him work in the basement at this point because he’s so stressed with all this drama and wants to run away, maybe pull an OG Nice but fake his death so he can have peace 🤣

?? OH MY GLOB YOU'RE A GENIUS?? Civ X fakes his death and now the top 10 are so depressed...crime is rampant, and hero X is the only one who actually does something that's not just going overboard on some poor villain out of grief and anger. His trust value goes up but someone sees him looking a little too happy for a guy who just lost his boyfriend and now people suspect foul play...cue more problems as hero X is suddenly being accused of murdering civilian X now...

[birf]

not sure if I can explain myself here

[littlefankingdom]

Lex Luthor's voice mail to Bruce in Arkham Knight is so funny, the man is so close to just murdering him. Like, instead of straight up refusing to work with him, Bruce keeps moving the meeting's date, making Lex loses time, patience and sanity. A top tier lil shit Bruce Wayne's move.

[jayparked]

we know that niki is always “beefing” with his older sister lol but gets along super well with his younger one right?

I think he’d really like it if his partner got along well if his little sister 🥺 like they could go to amusement parks all together and stuff 😭🩷

Equally, i think he’d also like it if you got along with his older sister (secretly) but he’d pout about it more! If you guys get along ‘too’ well and spend a lot of time together doing stuff he can’t really contribute too much (like getting your nails done or something along those lines) he’d get really quiet until he’s tired of acting nonchalant and starts whining instead. I always think of that one clip where one of the members didn’t want to play with him but played with hee. Ye 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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family is definitely very important to riki and it’s clear to me by how he treats others from strangers to his found family! i think konon inspires, motivates, and pushes him more than he’s willing to admit so they bicker a lot but it comes from a place of sibling love (and they’re probably just really similar to each other skdjdisj)

i think he would love seeing you be accepted by his family and see how comfortable you are. knowing that your love for him expands to his family members is a hard feeling to explain, but one that brings him a lot of comfort. but he absolutely would be pouty and complain about his sisters stealing you from him when he “had you first” LOL

konon could say something like “you fell first, WE fell harder. so now you can finally learn how to share” while pulling you away from him

he would absolutely try to start coming along to your outings

[lovelyjuju]

OKAYOKAY LAST MAKI THOUGHT I PROMISE

i think we’ve all seen this “bf audios” like the ones where he says gn or the good morning call one TELL ME THIS MAN WOULD NOT SEND YOU VOICE MEMOS EACH AND EVERY DAY

The cutest I wanna cry AHHHH

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NEVER HESITATE TO SEND ME YOUR MAKI THOUGHTS PLS I LOVE READING THEM EVEN IF I'M DAMN SLOW AT REPLYING 😭

no but wouldn't it be the cutest if instead of texting you good morning or night, he quickly sends you a voice message or calls just so you can hear his voice (and he can say 'i love you' in person) :(

also i think maki would just send you all his daily updates in voice messages – not only because it's practical, but mostly because he'd feel like it's more personal, especially when you cannot always find time to call or hang out!

pls spam us with voice messages, maki 😞

[buwheal]

hey spamton, do you know a place you can afford to get a decent meal NOT from the trash? you need proper nutrition.

[simandy]

I think a K.K Slider song just changed my brain chemistry

[heich0e]

RIN RUT RIN RUT

torn between him being insane and trying to break down your door and him being super soggy and pathetic about it. maybe both