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"Stanley you're making accusations with circumstantial evidence. Anyways I think you may need to cut back a bit on the smoking, your blood tastes- tested positive for high cholesterol."
#gravity falls#sea grunkles#stanley pines#stanford pines#listen why would he wait the ten weeks minimum to ship the blood overseas thru the mail to some UNKNOWN HOSPITAL filled with HACKS#when he could take a wee lil sippy and immediately diagnose the problem himself#dont make it weird stanley#to be clear: he's not a vampire he's just a funny lil weirdo
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Hooray, my mail order pup-scription is here!
In reality this little pup got lost and ended up on someone's porch. Not to worry, the home owner did the right thing and the little guy is now at the Marine Mammal Care center who can evaluate them for any necessary care before release back into the wild. Source for more context: https://www.instagram.com/p/C3im2QYybiF/
#sea lion#pinnipeds#pinniped#Listen I'd be thrilled if a baby sea lion showed up to my door but seeing as I live nowhere near the ocean it would probably go badly#If not a mail order pupscription perhaps the result of a very confused stork#Others on the server have suggested the stork did indeed do their job correctly however#seals and sea lions are naturally drawn to baskets and having a basket on your porch can result in this happening#Which I suppose they have a point#Pinnipeds just can't resist a nice basket. That's just how it is.#Thank you for sharing Bozo!#Edit: Y'all in the comments and that walrus post days ago lol
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Idk if u've seen rafayel's new oracle story BUT IT HAS BEEN PLAGUING MY MIND
"What if i make it up to you like this yeah?"
MAKE UP SEX WITH RAFAYEL.
TELL ME DO YOU THINK THEY'LL HAVE IT OFTEN?? But ones in a more playful sort of way not really full on arguments if you get what i mean 😩💗💗
oh my god please, nonnie, rafayel's oracle story is literally the only thing on my mind. i've been so unwell
i went in with one dream and spent everything i had because my luck is abysmal. and, the worst part?? I CAN'T EVEN BE UPSET ABOUT IT 😭🫵🏻 it wasn't what i expected. it's kind of funny ASKDDJKD!! i thought it'd be myth related. instead, i was blessed with rafayel.... kisses... 🥰
itty bitty nsfw 🔞 mdni.
rafayel would 100% down for playful makeup sex 😵💫💕 honestly, he'd pull any kind of excuse just to get you undressed and fucked out in bliss. he loves how pretty you look when you cum 💕 even more when he and you can get a good laugh in between because he'd appreciate lightheartedness in intimacy. after all, he wouldn't have sex with anyone else! he needs trust to do those sweet, silly things too, and he can only ever do that with you.
because i think he'd find a lot of fun with it, he'd do it often, but the sex doesn't necessarily need to be absolutely mind-blowing once initiated. banter is fun, even better when it leads to sex, but he just loves being close like that: naked and a tangled mess of limbs with the warmth coming from your body to his.
he's a night owl, so he's unintentionally ignoring your texts. maybe, even misses a few phone calls or immediately ends an incoming one, thinking it's an alarm he set up before. part of the day goes by and you're coming into his home to make sure he's doing alright. there's no use in pretending that you aren't upset. because you are upset! you didn't hear from him 💔 but, you find that he's just now out of bed after finishing a new piece of art.
"were you asleep this whole time?" you ask.
he rambles on about a sudden inspiration he had and that, "it'd be wrong to rest when the idea was too good."
you listen, nod, but truthfully some of his words go in and out the other ear. you frown at him. and, when he asks why you have that look on your face, you're quick to say, "i'm sure you can figure out why."
he knows. of course, he knows. he reads you well, just like you do him. then, his shoulders are a little hunched over, and he's laughing!
"i've really spoiled you," he says softly. his hands are on your hips the next second, pulling you close. "mm, why not let me make it up to you? i'm awake now, and we have the rest of the day to ourselves."
he lifts you and lays you on the couch. kisses you while he thinks about how many times he can get you gushing on his fingers and tongue before his cock.
OR, if you're the one making it up to him 🥹
accidentally spilling paint on a good shirt of his? you're panicking as soon as it happens. your hands move faster than your mouth, and you're halfway with unbuttoning his shirt before telling him he needs to take it off.
his laughter is what stops you. it dawns on you! but, to be fair, your thoughts don't have anything else besides: the shirt must be washed before it really stains.
"someone's being bold," he chuckles as your eyes meet. "did you plan this?"
"what?" and, the fabric drops from between your fingers. rafayel doesn't miss the way your gaze falls briefly, catching the sight of his bare chest, last 2 or 3 buttons barely laying over his abdomen. "me, ruining a piece of clothing that's probably over three times my budget? i don't think that's planning. it's called being clumsy."
your face feels warm. you take a deep breath, reach out to him, "c'mon. i'll wash it. take it off before the paint makes it unsalvageable."
rafayel clasps your wrist with his hand, steps into your space, voice deepening with a tinge of playfulness, "no, i can think of a better idea. how about me and you have matching clothes?"
he embraces you, gets you wearing blotches of paint too, and you want to argue. but, you can't find the energy to when one hand is guiding your head back and the other is tugging on your neckline. rafayel's lips move to your throat first. then, trails open-mouthed kisses along the rest of your neck, jaw, the base of your shoulder, before whispering, "it's a good idea, yeah?"
since you're the one to make a mess of his shirt first, he wants you riding him as compensation. to make him feel good? yes, sure, he loves that. though, the reason for it, most of all: he wants you using his cock like you own it. wants you aching and desperate for him. cum all over him, feel good because of him. nothing gets him going more than watching you bounce on top and moan his name so sweetly 🥰
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#love and deepspace x reader#rafayel x reader#love and deepspace smut#rafayel smut#lads x reader#lads smut#l&ds x reader#l&ds smut#rafayel x you#WONDEURWALL ೃ⁀➷ MAIL 💌#omg i went a little overboard with this JFRKLGFD!!#i'd love to do drabbles for things like these#maybe i'll do that after this fic isn't eating my brain anymore#the amount of times i've listened to raf's oracle... UNHEALTHY
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Hey, Spamton!! Happy birthday! Anything specific you'd want for your birthday? I'm sure we can somehow pitch in to get you something!
#teehee#hes asking YOU just to clarify TELL HIM!!!!!!!! HELP HIM!!!!#pitch in by suggesting a place to look :-3#Sometimes i do these and i think like... is this cringe? this feels embarassing#and then i remember NOBODY FUCKING CARES THEY LIVE FOR THIS WHAT AM I ON#GOD#the general spamton audience IS cringe and IM cringe what am i worried about who cares#aha#anyways#[you've got mail!]#spamton#spamton g spamton#deltarune#deltarune spamton#deltarune chapter 2#thanks to the two people who listened to my tags btw lol
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Thinking about the weird camaraderie that exists between demons but not angels in GO.
Have we ever seen two angels who are actually friends? Or even friendly to one another? We have met angels with a capacity to be friendly in general, but I think the closest we've come to two angels actually getting along would be Gabriel making a point to laugh at Sandalphon's terrible "can't have a war without War" line in S1.
Most scenes between the angels actually seem to have an undercurrent of absolute hostility. Teeth-clenched teamwork. No wonder it took them so long to notice that Aziraphale wasn't on the same page as the rest of them! The rest of them are barely on the same page as one another, either! When Gabriel goes against the majority vote, no one bats an eye at demoting him and wiping his memory. Michael and Uriel immediately begin vying for his job. The only times we've seen angels team up is when they're working together to bully someone else, like when they're trying to intimidate Aziraphale in S1 or going to the aftermath of the bookshop raid in S2.
Saraqael's overall neutrality towards Muriel is the closest we get to two angels in Heaven getting along, and it's more a lack of hostility than any kind of friendliness. At least until Gabriel loses his memories and Muriel shows up to spy on Aziraphale, and Aziraphale decides to be kind to both of them.
Demons, on the other hand, actually seem to form alliances and even friendships among one another. Hastur and Ligur are awful, but Hastur seems genuinely distraught over Ligur's death, not just fearful of suffering the same fate. Shax and Furfur conspire together and even though the 1940's investigation into Crowley's fraternizing doesn't work out for Furfur, it's not due to any double-crossing on Shax's part. Unlike the angels, who stick almost exclusively to making threats until the Metatron decides to try dangling a carrot at the end of the season, demons actually offer rewards to other demons when trying to work together. Beelzebub offers Crowley a promotion if he can bring them Gabriel, Furfur offers to back Shax up politically if she goes for the Duke position opening, and Crowley successfully stalls Hastur in S1 by pretending everything was a test and he's going to be put in charge of a legion as a reward for passing. They're still not great at socializing, but they're significantly ahead of the angels.
Of course, it's a fact that demons are awful to one another (Eric's treatment is really bad, they throw that random demon into holy water just to test it, "it'd be a funny world if demons went around trusting one another", etc) but they still seem more capable of forming friendships than the angels do.
I think that's because Hell cramps and crowds everyone together to try and increase their suffering and hostility, whereas Heaven isolates angels to decrease the odds of questioning or rebellion. Hell's methods are unpleasant, but it still ends up putting demons together, and some of those demons inevitably forge alliances and make friendships. Because as Crowley and Beelzebub demonstrate, demons are still social creatures with the capacity for love and affection, even if it's strongly discouraged and buried under nine million layers of trauma and a cultural mandate against kindness.
Angels are the same, but isolation makes is harder to form connections than overcrowding. Muriel and Jimbriel are both so eager to make friends, but Muriel's spent the past millennia shut in an empty office, and Gabriel has been distanced from his peers both through his position and also through Heaven's culture of fear and surveillance. He only breaks away from it when he finds something that's stronger than "choosing sides" (stronger than the fear of being rejected by Heaven and Falling, in fact strong enough that Falling seems worth it if he gets to be with someone he loves). Both Muriel and Gabriel are only able to start forming connections when they're away from Heaven.
I just think it's interesting that demons, despite being supposedly devoid of love, have an advantage in forming relationships compared to angels. Angels are supposed to love, but have far fewer opportunities to actually do so. Demons aren't supposed to love, but they make connections anyway.
#good omens#ineffable bureaucracy#both angels and demons are suckers for a bit of kindness too#even if they pretend otherwise and even if there are exceptions to the rule#like yeah you're probably not gonna win over the likes of hastur or michael with a nicety#but according to word of god furfur would be highly susceptible to a kind word#and well we see how it is with muriel and jim#i think this is why shax also weirdly toes the line between getting crowley destroyed and being almost-friends with him#that's just how it works in hell when you don't actually despise somebody#you can't be nice to them but you're still also kind of helpful and non-hostile a lot#don't let it interfere with your goals but sure deliver their mail and get their help with your boiler issues why not#maggie took the wrong approach to confronting the demons#if she'd been nice instead of telling them off they wouldn't have known how to handle it i bet#they're USED to being mocked and yelled at#should have given them jim's tray of canapes and offered them tea and stuff#not that I expect anyone to intuit that under the circumstances just that it might have actually held them off a lot longer#bunch of demons sitting outside of a bookshop passing around a tray of tiny little dinners and listening to records playing from inside
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not sure if I can explain myself here
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an experiment
i only listed the people who i see fanart and such of the most often, aka what i assume are the "fan favourites". if i didn't include your fave, i sincerely apologise! (was gonna add a few more but there is a limit to the number of options on polls :,) )
#characters are listened in order of appearance (ish)#it sucks i ran out of space. i am sorry to all you takada and teru fans#they were my other two options on my list haha :')#death note#dn#polls#death note polls#ryuk#light yagami#l lawliet#matsuda touta#soichiro yagami#misa amane#rem#near#mello#matt dn#beyond birthday#ryuk death note#yagami light#l death note#touta matsuda#yagami soichiro#misa death note#rem death note#nate river#mihael keehl#mail jeevas#BB#labb murder cases
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also all the “fans also like” artists for mitski are like tv girl and beabadoobee and mother mother and laufey which r all artists i feel like have very little in common with her or each other besides all being popular on tiktok … i feel like prob none of these ppl are listening to jay som and japanese breakfast who she toured with frequently early in her career or snail mail and angel olsen whom when mitski first kind of got big in 2018 she was often grouped with/compared to… SAD. well i’m old i guess
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Nothing Wrong About It
Here’s a (cheesy) mellodramattic comic I made a couple weeks ago that I’m really proud of. I apologize for the bad coloring; finding the perfect colors is really hard when you’re doing traditional art with limited options for colors, so you end up having to work with what you have. Which is why Mello looks like he got spray-tanned. (I put my soul into trying to make him not look orange with the colors I had, since I headcanon him with a more tan complexion, so please don’t attack me lol)
I hope this resonates with a lot of you! And I’ll be submitting this for the free day prompt for @mattmelloweek.
#YALL DO NOT KNOW HOW LONG THIS TOOK MEEEEE#But anywho!#Oh yea and I listened to creep by radiohead on repeat over and over while drawing this#I was feeling the same things Matt was feeling in the comic at the time i wrote this#the teeth close up is actually referenced from my own teeth!#soo yea!#💙💙💙💙#❤️❤️❤️❤️#funny's art!#cj's art!#death note#fanart#mail jeevas#mello#mihael keehl#mattmelloweek2024#mellodramattic
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Put my Bible in a different spot than normal and it made me realize it's so pretty and I love it so much as an object? Feel like El about the Golden Stone sutras
#three points 1) yes i'm listening to the golden enclaves again. horribly structured book of my heart#2) the blurriness of the photo is immersive so you're closer to my experience of seeing it from a distance without glasses#oh! 2a) i finally have fresh contacts! 11 days after i should have switched them. they came in the mail. praise the Lord#3) now someone can come at me about bibliolatry
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i keep seeing anti-labour memes about how they're just tory lite and listen. listen i fucking get it ok they suck ass they do. sure kier starmer is flawed as fuck and labour is diluted conservatives sure. but diluted. is still LESS. if this election is gonna be a pick the lesser of two evils situation u gotta nut up and fucking vote for the lesser evil. i don't give a shit. srsly I dont care. I know it sucks I know its bad but u can't. u can't sit it out. u can't protest vote. it won't work. and the tories will stay in power
no matter how much u can hate on starmer (and trust me I hate on him a LOT) he will be better than the tories.
blair was also a labour leader considered tory lite and u kno what? yeah he sucked ass but he got Some shit done. the NHS flourished a lil under his leadership u can hate him all u want for not having been a left enough leader but he was a damn sight better than the tories wudve been
so when the election rolls around u gotta fucking suck it up buttercup. I hate seeing this kind of anti-labour rhetoric even in meme form cus it's just gonna either discourage voting especially among the left, or it will completely split the vote. and then we will b truly fucked.
vote smart. vote labour if u have to. unseat the tories and fucking get them the fuck out of power
#uk politics#im gonna tag this as nuanced#and wait for the hate mail#cus god forbid i have a nuanced take#on the reading comprehension webbed site#but listen. we gotta be smart about this#morals in voting are for local elections#not the general one#in the general election u have to pull ur thumb out and pick whatever option will beat the tories#even if u hate em#sorry#thats just how it is#kier starmer#labour#fuck the tories#tories out#anti tories
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Rollo in stockings is a blessing. I wish I can be stylish as him, what is his secret?
Yeah he’d probably ask this to himself but with the twisted wonderland equivalent of madonna/stylish icon (Not Vil tho because he’s a mage) And I think that he’d be the type to have a bit old school tastes
#twisted wonderland#rollo flamme#twst rollo#twst shitpost#but he wouldnt admit he listens and likes madonna songs#idk I see him as the type of guy that’s literally your age but types on phones with his index finger and uses e mails to communicate#A refined man but terminally offline
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I am falling, I am fading.
#gw2#guild wars 2#sylvari#engineer#guildwars2#mesmer#illustration#art#mordrem#mordremoth#guess the song I was listening to and win a wet sock in the mail
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omg atsumu and osamu being unofficial roommates with you and suna would just be chaos. those 3 love to barge in into your room to just chill and just be annoying
their apartment is in the same building but one floor down so that means that they can hear some stuff that happens in your apartment overhead—you find out many many months into living there that they've got a running bet abt how long it will take you and suna to fuck, and every time they hear a slightly incriminating noise coming from upstairs they both FREEZE (no matter what they're doing) to listen closely
#liv got mail#they hear one thump from ur apt and it's like a record scratch#one day samu SWEARS he hears you guys banging and he yells for tsumu to come listen#atsumu is in the shower and comes skittering out—butt naked and SUDSY—only to find out it was a false alarm
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hey spamton, do you know a place you can afford to get a decent meal NOT from the trash? you need proper nutrition.
#Passive agressiveness instead of listening!! yesss king neglect your health because youve convinced yourself its fine!! /j#spamton#[you've got mail!]#spamton g spamton#ignore the stray pixel thats not real youre crazy#deltarune#deltarune spamton#deltarune chapter 2#props to this person btw theyve been sending asks for a while in hopes of scoring#this one hit the bullseye#so good job!! this is a good ask :-D#although a bit on the bait side aha#this isnt going to make him upset all of a sudden though loll theres more stuff i want to do with him while hes in a good mood for a while#im deliberate with his wording btw.
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I think a K.K Slider song just changed my brain chemistry
#listen i am aware this isn't normal but i bought a song and it came by mail#it's Stale Cupcakes by the way#and i registered it in my house and pressed play#and i INSTANTLY started to CRY#??????#WHAT!#what's with that song???#it broke my brain i had to download the mp3 file so i could listen to it out of the game#yk without my 30 gyroids#what the hell#nonsims#non sims#acnh
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