#listen the delulu is strong with this one bear with me

[hanakihan]

okay listen listen listen

Salieri himself doesn’t really know what exactly are his minions and how they came to be but he kinda rolls with it because they get job done

Then the more he summons them or spends time with them said minions start to show more personality and begin to change because Salieri does supply them with his mana too in passive way.

One day he ends up with a bunch of chaotic curious children who he needs to keep in check because they just run around and distract other servants by their chirps and noises. Salieri is high key on verge of tears because he had zero idea what to do with them or how to even try to handle them, but then his parenting/tutor skills kick in and situation becomes better.

Downside is that now he’s stuck with a flock of chirping children who are too excited and curious and either cling to him with iron grip or run off on their own so Salieri needs to run around Chaldea and catch them one by one

[delcakoo]

hey my little koobear

hyd m’love

I had a sucky day today

I went to the hair salon! To get my hair cut yknow fab lush locks or wtvr

And while I was showing the photo, my mom said for me to do layers. I said no at first but knew she would never give it a rest and tell me painful things that stab right through me, but she never stops or listens. So I just said yes.

I didn’t think much of it. The hair dresser would do what I wanted, right?

But he completely fucked it up. My hair was and still is so poofy and tangly. It’s so fucking short. He cut way more than I fucking asked. Didn’t give me the face framing curtain bangs I wanted. Cut them to my Cupid bows length. Not the slightly below jawline like I wanted. Cut the rest of my hair to my shoulders, not half an inch trim of my already stylish and good layers. But stupid anxious socially awkward me couldn’t spit out the words I wanted, I couldn’t say “stop, don’t cut that much!” Or “don’t cut it so short.” I had to choke back my tears and bite my tongue every time that stupid guy cut it off. My mom kept asking me if I was ok. I had to say yes! This isn’t a fucking therapy session where I spew out everything I push down. He says it’s like the picture, but it’s so fucking not. It’s so stupidly drastic and it’s so short compared to hers. It looks like Jihyo’s short hair from their last world tour, it looks great on her but I fucking hate it on me. I wish I could reverse time and tell my mom no and tell my hairdresser no but I just can’t and I hate it so fucking much

I hate my hair so fucking much, koo.

I wanna rip out my hair so bad. I’ve had 3 meltdowns bc I can’t bear to look at my stupid hair in that stupid mirror one more stupid second and god my self esteem kicked down so low.

He cut it so short. I hate short hair on me, ema. It makes me look so childish.

Anyways, how was your day m’dear?

hey kuma poo <3, i thought you were in india and wouldn’t be able to text for a month? :0 was vv surprised to see a message from you!

oh my gosh, that’s just awful wtf..? i totally get what you mean, speaking up can be really difficult and i’m so sorry to hear this.. that stupid hairdresser should be fired bruh :/ i’ve had one like that too they’re literally delulu.. they fr go “it’s just like the picture” then it literally looks like a whole different length and style.. jfc

love, i know it’s really frustrating but remember hair will grow back quickly okay? i know how you feel, i’ve had one or two.. interesting haircuts to say the least as well but now i look back on it and don’t care at all. perhaps you could find some cute shorter hairstyles if possible? maybe find ways to style it a bit better or get some new hats or accessories? and also, i think you can purchase shampoos that will make your hair grow faster!! either way though, i just know you look stunning okay? stay strong :( ilysm and im sorry to hear this again <3