#lipido i just cant how

[consult-sherlockholmes]

How do you know John has an above-average lipido? It can't be deduced simply from his dating habit, because dating is so much more than just a lipido management tool. People date for companionship, even when they have little lipido or interest in sex.

Lipido? I can't even answer this, lipido is just too ridiculous. Does John now consist more of lipids or what are you attempting to communicate here with lipido? Maybe he ate food high in cholesterol and saturated fats and now his LDL is too high? Does that make his lipido high? Hopefully not, or I will have to run him a bit more so his arteries stay healthy.

[fortheloveofkillers]

Jennifer Check N$FT alphabet

A=Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

She’s super soft, she makes sure to help you get cleaned up and makes sure to get you water if she was feeling particularly giving

B=Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Her boobs, they’re an asset and she uses them too get shit done

Her favorite body part of yours, your ass, 100% it doesn't matter your gender, she is an ass gal through and through, she loves too smack it randomly throughout the day and watch you get flustered

C=Cum (anything to do with cum)

She absolutely loves you cumming on her tongue, she loves tasting you

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Having a dirty secret would imply shame, and Jennifer has none

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Jennifer knows exactly what she’s doing and can get you to your peak in no time

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)

Any position where she can watch you come undone and see your face contorted in pleasure

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

She may dop a few perverted jokes here and there but pretty serious

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Completely bare

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

She’s a hopeless romantic so she’s pretty romantic

J = Jack/Jill Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Before you she tended to do it quite a bit but not that she has you she tends to go too you whenever she needs to get off but if you're not in the mood shell resort to doing it

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

She’s actually pretty vanilla besides like overstimulation and slight bondage

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

She actually prefers your’s or her bed, although she’s not opposed to shoving you into a janitor's closet

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

She’s a teenage girl, she’s got a high lipido

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything gross

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

She know how too (tr)eat you right, she absolutely loves giving, she cant help it you just taste so good

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

It depends on her mood really

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

She loves them

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

She doesn't believe in risks so she will take them whenever and wherever

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

She’s a succubus she can go for hours

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

She definitely owns them and loves to use them if you’ll allow her too

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

She loves teasing you but will pout if you turn the tables on her but it’s adorable so would recommend

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

She’s definitely not quite she moans and whimpers your name with the occasional curse

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

She loves to ‘eat out’ if you know what i mean, especially after she's come home from a kill and is ready for dessert, you just taste so sweet

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

While Jennifer’s bum isn’t the biggest it’s still perfect and big enough for you too grip onto

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

She’s a teenage succubus she’s always ready

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

If you’re not tired then she’ll stay up with you since demons don’t need a lot of sleep but if you fall asleep then she my watch you for a bit before eventually forcing herself too sleep