#linux joke

[hadenclairee]

Crossdressing is to 'sudo' as Transitioning is to 'su'

[hydrogenperfoxide]

Gonna make a Linux themed breakfast product that uses puffed amarath, buckwheat, and quinoa. It's called

Sudo Cereal

[houseofthebattlegenie]

Maybe switching to KDE will help?

I've bumped into some weird Windows registry issues in my day, but "deciding that snes9x – as in the Super Nintendo emulator – should be the default 'Open with...' option for every file type" is a new one.

[cool-retro-term-official]

to any engineer who builds computers (incl. tablets, laptops, etc...), if you don't put at least two USB-A port I will look for you, i will find you, and i will kill you

[chase-omega]

Linux when you try to adjust the volume:

[ryjelsum]

x

[athetos]

I think that the cybermen are metaphors for Linux users

[systemdeez]

I don't actually like Linux, I just pretend to so that trans women will think I'm cool.

[grzzlwmpf]

Stars I forgot how much installing Windows sucks ass

[match-your-steps]

kinda funny how most programmers would prefer to not have to touch apple products with a ten-foot pole but if you talk to basically any designer over like 25 they'll swear up and down and backwards to friday that nothing could ever hold a candle to any apple product

[nixcraft]

[frost5958]

Do linux users prefix tone indicators with dashes rather than slashes? --joking

[definitely-zen-browser]

running windows executables on linux feels like getting away with murder

[tet-0]

My least fave thing is gatekeeping, I like Miku, the design is cool. Do I know her music? In passing. I go to K-pop cup sleeve events, do people care if I even know who these people are, not really. Even Linux... I've somehow (Hopefully) gone unnoticed in how little I know. But what fandom gets super mad if you only know a little?

Dinosaur

[thriftrescue]

Ya I run Linux ON my Mac - Skittles Edition

[frozenbassist]

Middle click roulette (Linux users only)

As most of you know, Linux users can select text and then middle click to paste. It's a great feature built into Linux, but sometimes you end up pasting random stuff when autoscrolling over text fields (or worse) accidentally pasting a password / personal info.

The rules are simple: reblog this post, middle-click then publish the post.

If what you paste is personal info, delete it and post "I almost doxxed myself"

If you pasted a password, delete it and type, "I almost caused a security breach"

I'll go first: hey Linux fans who love middle click paste