#lint roller

[tarochimochi]

We rolling back in with part two of BFDI fan parents!

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[old-man-earl]

why do ppl ship lint and troy 😭😭 what’s up with jrwi and toxic yaoi (this is a genuine question i don’t see why they have any chemistry 😭😭)

[bonesandpoemsandflowers]

so. we went to dinner. and there were dogs.

[randomreasonstolive]

Reason to Live #8749

  Using a lint roller to de-fur my sweaters after my cats sleep on them. – Guest Submission

(Please don't add negative comments to these posts.)

[theblogof-rassilon]

The lint roller of Rassilon.

Does this scratch the itch?

[punkrockmads]

Guys I bought a LINT ROLLER!!

SOMEONE COME HERE AND LET ME LINT ROLL YOUR SHIRT!!

[coffee-loving-brat]

You said confess something dirty so here it is... Sometimes when I'm really horny and out of options, I slip a condom onto the the handle of my lint roller and 💦💦💦

10/10 would recommend, would do again.

I'm flabbergasted! I need the logistics, the physics behind such mindset. I love this ✨️ I have so much questions 🥹

It makes me want to start a series:

'SAFE ITEMS I CAN PUT IN MY LADY POCKET' (Name a work in progress)

Thank you for sharing, this post is going to find someone who needs to hear/read this.

[artemispt]

The ‘sticky roller’ day 🥺

a carlando pic per day till bahrain 30/92

[irlmumrik]

just an excuse 2 draw moomin fur, I want to use a cat brush on him

[20dollarlolita]

If no one has told you this,

You tie a bow to tie your shoelaces differently than you tie a bow that you need to look pretty. That's why your waist ties keep looking wrong.

The first step to tying a bow is to loop the two pieces over each other, like this. The important thing to look at is that one of the tails is now on top of the knot, and the other tail is under the knot. Here, the tail hanging on the left side comes from up top, ans the right tail come from underneath.

When you tie your shoes, you form a loop with the tail that comes on top, and wrap it with the tail that is on the bottom. This makes the center of your bow a square knot, which is strong and doesn't slide.

However, no matter how long you spend making it pretty, it won't sit perfectly flat.

If you follow the exact same bow procedure, but form the loop with the tail on the bottom (and wrap the tail on top around the loop you formed), you can adjust your bow to make it sit flat and pretty.

So if you're feeling like no matter how hats you try, you just aren't getting a pretty bow, remember: up is strong and down is pretty.

Once you've practiced it enough, you can learn to tie it behind your back without looking.

Here's the same thing on a shoelace. Top is crooked but does not slide, and the shoe stays as tight as I tied it. Bottom is prettier but got looser after it was put under stress

Anyway this seems like the sort of thing that nobody really talks about but everyone kind of expects you to

[onnie-giri]

poor kiyoomi got ambushed by a kitty (he was not happy-- to komori laughing his ass off atleast)

[shou-jpeg]

Fluffy white cat reality.

[lina-and-lilly]

Cuddle session

[monikatouhou]

once per month to remove the curses

[nottheangelserafin]

haha whattt i d0n't hav3 10 b00kmark3d charact3rz 0n artfight t0 draw what wdym

[canisalbus]

Modern AU Machete keeps the local corner store afloat by buying their entire stock of lint rollers every so often.

Have you tried those white rabbit candies, by the way? Creamy, with rice paper wrapped around?

Hah, YES.

I have, in fact! They aren't widely sold here but some Asian grocery shops import them. The taste is delicious but it always kind of shocks me at first how hard they are, you just want to bite into them right away but you can't. Eating them is a very texturous experience.

The wrappers are gorgeous by the way, top tier packaging design.