#link x reader x malon

[icomeandg0]

Random thoughts

A few months/years of dating with OOTY/n and Link.

Link: “ahem. Hey sweetheart, you know back when we were younger your father made me play a game and uh—I won.”

OOTY/n: confused on where this is going “That’s great..?”

Link: clears his throat. “And I was rewarded with his blessing to marry either you or Malon—but I’m obviously meaning you..

As OOTY/n turns around Link gets on one knee—

OOTY/n: Oh dear Hylia! Don’t tell me you’re about to propose to me just because you won a little game with my father!—That isn’t the reason…right?

Link who quickly hides the box and stands up with a sheepish grin as OOTY/n turns back to face him.

Link: “N-no! Why would I—pfft. So stupid!” He awkwardly chuckles.

OOTY/n: “I know you have better taste than that” She kisses him before leaving and that’s when he slumps.

“Woah, that was really hard to watch.” Malon teased from where she was sitting earning Link to go all red in the face.

“Gotta step up your game, Brother in law~”

“S-shut up!”

Lowkey feeling like making domestic scenarios with the boys..

Also! Sorry I’m so busy right now I can’t do fics only my thoughts atm but I swear I’ll post up the winners soon.

[silver-the-pendejo]

Echoes of Betrayal

Time (LU) x Reader Part 2 of Shattered Promises Hurt with a bit of comfort and angst Warning: Cheating, Open ending (there is not gonna be more parts) Reader is female Dedicated to: @chopistuff Words:2234

You never intended for this to happen.

All you wanted was for your son to meet his father—just once.

For ten years, you had ignored the past, convinced yourself it was better this way. You had finally moved on and built a life in Termina, far from the lingering ache of betrayal, far from the man who had lied to you

You had done the right thing—hadn’t you?

Your son never needed to know the truth.

You had told him his father left for personal reasons. That was all.

It was enough.

At least, it had been—until the day he asked, Why don’t I have a dad like the other kids?.

And you knew.

You couldn’t keep him in the dark forever.

So, against every instinct screaming at you to turn back, you left Termina behind.

For the first time in your life, you set foot in Hyrule.

Hyrule was strange.

You had grown up hearing about this kingdom in old histories and travelers’ stories, but seeing it with your own eyes was different. The land stretched endlessly before you, vast and unfamiliar, the people speaking with accents you weren’t used to.

And Lon Lon Ranch…

You had hoped to simply find a name, a location—anything—that would let your son see his father once, from a distance, before you disappeared again.

But fate had other plans.

Because it wasn’t him you found first.

It was her.

Malon had been kind.

Too kind.

You had expected bitterness, suspicion—perhaps even hatred. Instead, she had welcomed you inside, offering a seat at her worn wooden table, warm milk in your son’s hands before he could even say a word.

You had been stiff, on guard, waiting for the inevitable confrontation.

It never came.

Instead, she listened.

She listened as you told her the truth—the whole truth.

She listened as you told her everything—the fleeting happiness, the whispered promises beneath lantern-lit room, the way he had not told you about her. The truth you had kept buried for a decade.

And when you finally finished, hands trembling in your lap, she sighed.

“This isn’t your fault.”

The words struck something deep inside you.

“I—” You swallowed. “I didn’t come here for help. I just wanted him to meet his father. Just once.”

Malon studied you for a long moment before shifting her gaze to your son. He had fallen asleep in his chair, head resting on his arms, dark lashes fluttering against his cheeks.

She exhaled, running a hand through her hair.

“He is currently on a quest” she murmured. 

Your fingers curled against the fabric of your dress as Malon’s words settled in.

He 's on a quest.

Of course he was. Because nothing was ever simple, was it?

You had spent a decade convincing yourself you never wanted to see him again. And now, standing in the home he had built with someone else, with the child he never knew existed sleeping beside you, fate had chosen to toy with you yet again.

You swallowed back the bitter taste in your throat, forcing your voice to stay even. “Do you know when he’ll be back?”

Malon hesitated.

That pause alone told you everything.

“I don’t know.” She exhaled, shaking her head. “Could be days. Could be months. Sometimes… sometimes, I wonder if he’ll ever come back at all.”

She said it so softly, so matter-of-factly, as if she had long made peace with the idea of waiting forever. And maybe she had.

You didn’t know what to say. What could you say? That you understood? That you had spent years waiting for him too, once? That you knew exactly what it felt like to love a man who was always running toward something—or away from something—until one day, he simply never returned?

Malon moved to the stove, her hands deftly preparing a late-night meal, the comforting scent of stew filling the air. It wasn’t the first time you’d been welcomed into someone’s home, but it was the first time in years you felt like you could actually relax. Malon’s calm presence felt like a balm to your soul, and despite the storm of emotions churning inside you, her quiet strength had a way of making you feel… safe.

As the minutes passed, Malon set a steaming bowl of stew in front of you, sitting down across from you with her own.

“You don’t have to leave,” Malon said softly, breaking the silence. Her tone wasn’t forceful or insistent—it was warm, like an invitation to stay for a while longer.

Your breath hitched slightly. You hadn’t expected her to offer this—after everything, after what you told her. But here she was, offering something you hadn’t realized you needed until now.

“You… want me to stay?” you asked, hesitant.

Malon smiled, a soft, understanding smile that made her eyes crinkle at the corners. “I know it’s probably the last thing you want right now. But if you need somewhere to stay while you figure things out, you’re welcome here. And,” she added with a small laugh, “I think the little one would like the company. It’s been a while since I’ve had another woman to talk to.”

“I… I don’t know what to say,” you murmured, your voice thick with emotion.

“You don’t have to say anything,” Malon said gently. “Just stay as long as you need to. It’s the least I can offer.”

It had been a month since you arrived at Lon Lon Ranch.

The time had passed in a blur, but with every passing day, it felt like things were slowly falling into place. You had expected rejection, anger, even hatred from Malon. After all, you were the woman who her husband had cheated on with and now came to her door with the child he’d never known existed. But instead of resentment, you found kindness, warmth—understanding.

The days had slipped by, and it didn’t feel like you had to hide anymore. You were here with your son, and Malon… well, Malon had become someone you didn’t know you’d need. The ranch had become a place of healing, a place of calm, where you could feel a small piece of peace despite everything.

Your son adored it here. He loved the animals, the spacious fields, and the warmth of the ranch house. The days spent helping Malon with chores or simply playing in the fields seemed to take away some of the edges of the pain. But today—today, the sky had other plans.

One second, everything was calm—your son was laughing in the yard, chasing after Epona’s foal, his carefree joy the loudest sound in the breeze. The next, there was a howling wind and the sudden ripping sound of the sky itself tearing open. It wasn’t like a storm, more like the fabric of reality itself was shuddering, pulling apart at the seams.

The horses panicked, the animals scattered in all directions, and you grabbed your son, pulling him into the house as fast as you could.

But before you could close the door, a loud crack echoed through the air, and with it, a group of figures crashed through the rift and tumbled into the yard.

Heavy footsteps echoed behind you, and you turned just as Malon rushed forward, her expression tense. "Are you both alright?"

You nodded, still trying to process what you just saw. "I—I think so. What the hell just happened? Who—"

But your words died on your tongue.

Because Malon wasn’t looking at you.

She wasn’t looking at the sky or at your son.

Her gaze was locked on one of the figures, the man who was just beginning to push himself up from the dirt, shaking off the rough landing. His blond hair was a mess, his worn armor scuffed and dented. A sword was strapped to his back, and despite the confusion in his expression, there was no mistaking the sharpness in his eyes—the way they darted around, assessing the area, looking for danger.

You didn't recognize him.

But Malon did.

Her breath hitched. Her hands clenched into fists at her sides. Her jaw tightened.

And then, before you could even process what was happening—

And then, before you could even process what was happening—

She stepped past you.

Her movements were steady, purposeful. She didn’t look back.

Didn’t check to see if you or your son would follow.

She just walked straight to him.

The men around him shifted uneasily, their expressions flickering between confusion and wariness. None of them spoke, watching as Malon closed the distance between them.

He blinked, straightening slightly as she approached. His mouth opened, as if to greet her—

But then she raised her hand—

And struck him across the face.

CRACK!

The sound echoed through the ranch, louder than it should have been.

The men tensed. Your son flinched, clutching the fabric of your dress. The horses in the distance stirred uneasily, hooves shuffling against the dirt.

And He—

He didn’t move.

Didn’t stumble, didn’t raise a hand to block it.

He just stood there.

A red mark bloomed on his cheek, but he made no effort to rub it away. His gaze remained locked onto Malon, unreadable, as though waiting for her to say something—anything.

But Malon’s expression was cold.

No. Not cold.

Controlled.

She took a slow breath. And when she spoke, her voice was even. Steady. 

"Welcome home, Link."

The silence that followed was suffocating.

None of the men moved. None of them spoke.

They were staring—watching the way Malon held herself, how her posture remained rigid, her breathing controlled.

Link stood frozen, his jaw tight, his hands clenching at his sides. He hadn’t expected this. Whatever welcome he had imagined upon returning to Hyrule, it hadn’t been this.

He swallowed, his gaze flickering—toward Malon, toward you, toward the boy hiding against your side. His brows furrowed slightly, confusion darkening his features.

“Malon…” he started, voice hoarse, unsure.

She exhaled sharply, her nails digging into her palms. “Not now.”

The words weren’t loud, but they cut through the air like a blade.

One of the men behind him shifted uncomfortably, his blue scarf fluttering as he glanced between them. He opened his mouth as if to interject—only to snap it shut when Malon turned her glare on him.

It was the one with the wolf belt who finally broke the tension, stepping forward cautiously. “Malon,” he said carefully, his voice softer than his looks’. “What’s going on?”

She let out a breath, long and slow, before finally dragging her gaze away from Link to address the rest of them.

“What’s going on,” she repeated, voice tight, “is that my husband is a fucking cheater”

Link’s face remained unreadable, but the red imprint of Malon’s hand burned against his cheek. His mouth parted slightly, as if he might try to explain—but no words came.

Instead, it was one of the others who broke the silence. The one with the wolf pelt, stepped forward, his brows drawn together in confusion.

“Malon… what are you talking about?” His voice was low, cautious, as if he already knew he wouldn’t like the answer.

Malon exhaled sharply, her hands clenching and unclenching at her sides as she turned away from Link—away from him, as if she couldn’t stand the sight of him.

“He never told you, did he?” Her voice was calm. Too calm. It was the kind of calm that came just before a storm.

The group exchanged glances. Wolf pelt took another hesitant step forward, but Malon wasn’t looking at him anymore. She turned, and suddenly, her eyes were on you.

Your breath caught in your throat.

“Come here” Malon said, her voice a lot softer  now. You hesitated, but your son tugged at your hand, his small fingers curling against yours for reassurance.

You stepped forward.

And suddenly, all eyes were on you.

You could feel them staring, feel the weight of their unspoken questions, feel the way Link’s gaze locked onto you with something dangerously close to recognition.

But Malon’s voice was steady when she spoke again.

“Do you remember her, fairy boy?”

Link’s eyes narrowed slightly, his posture stiffening as he took in your appearance. His gaze flickered between you and Malon, the recognition slowly seeping in, but it wasn’t immediate. 

The moment felt like it stretched for hours, the tension thick enough to choke on. Malon didn’t flinch under his gaze, didn’t waver. She stood tall, her voice ringing out with quiet fury as she continued, “She came all the way here, from Termina, just to give answer to her child.

Link’s expression shifted, confusion and guilt clouding his features. The name “Termina” seemed to echo in the silence between them, his mind connecting the dot’s immediately.

"From Termina…?" he repeated, his voice hoarse.Malon didn’t let him off the hook. ““Truth can’t be hidden forever, Link,” she hissed, her voice low and filled with venom. “You can’t pretend you didn’t cheat on me 10 years ago. Maybe if you hadn’t left a pregnant girl, you could have pretended you didn’t do anything wrong. But now?”

Your son, still clinging to your side, finally looked up at you, his innocent eyes wide and full of questions he couldn’t yet voice. The weight of the moment seemed to press down on you both, and for a fleeting second, you wished you could shield him from it all.

IM FREE FROM THIS Ok bye :D -collapses in tired and headache haver-

Linked Universe

[dia-oro]

imagine yandere link universe but the yandere are the shapeshift ones. They call their darling things that have significantly simility with what they change, twilight call darling his 'mate', 'moon' and many things that Isekai reader feel like their own omegaverse protagonist, legend does for 'bunny' the most but also 'his treasure' or their 'pearl' it's you know you know, imagine Hyrule going all sugar relate names because fairy's love it and also flowers, but the most use is 'honey' his 'sweet music' and even his 'light' be prepare to be fluttered by him...

Wars and wind love to tease the yandere links but they don't know that closed door time call malon his 'sweet leaf' and his 'flowerbud' thank to being raise by forest spirit being called plant relate things is a very endearing way to express affection.

[yandereunsolved]

Imagine polyamorous Malon and Time with reader. Reader had been friends with them both since they were young. You always had a crush on Time, but realized Malon did too. Perhaps you harbored some non-platonic feelings for Malon. You never allowed them to flourish because both of them seemed like soulmates. Little did you know that, as they became a couple, they wanted you to join in as well.

They had both stalked you since you were kids. That's when Time and Malon really bonded. They became lovers, and their hearts still ached for you to be theirs as well. Their mutual obsession caused them to miss your feelings for them as plain as day. They kept putting off marriage because they wanted you to love them. 

Eventually, your feelings came out, not because you told them but because they read your journal. 

"Link, they love us."

"This is perfect. The three of us can be a happy family."

They approached you with the idea, and your fate is sealed. They baby you; you are their little house spouse. They love each other and you more than the entirety of Hyrule. They would lay down their lives for you. So they make sure you don't leave the house. They don't allow you to do any hard labor. If you are even feeling the slightest bit off, then you must rest all day and allow them to cuddle you. 

They are mostly respectful of your boundaries. The only time they cross them is if you try to escape or injure yourself.

(afab) They both want you to carry a baby. Malon wants to be pregnant, but she'll let Time impregnate you first. She doesn't want to be pregnant at the same time as you because then she wouldn't be able to give you all of her attention. Her body would be so busy creating life that she'd be neglecting you. Both she and Time just want to dote on you. You'd look so precious with a swollen belly full of babes that all three of you would raise together. 

(amab) Malon and Time want you to be the one to give Malon her first child. Time does call dibs on the second one, though. They chuckle and tell you that they have been planning this for a very long time. Malon would just be over the moon to have a mix of her and you in her womb. She just wants to hold the baby in her arms and coo about how much it already has your personality and features. She'd be even more honored if you took care of her while she was pregnant. You would do that for your wife, right? If you aren't very skilled with it, it's okay. Time is right there alongside you. He's learning how to take care of a pregnant woman as well. If you do your best, then both will reward you for it.

(infertile) Adoption... kidnapping a child is what they'll do. Anything to keep you tied down to them. So many children need a good home; they'll make sure you have one of your own, blood or not.

Escape? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. They will not allow it. Both realize that Time is better equipped to track you if you escape than Malon. If you escape and Malon can't find you, then Time will always be there to drag you back to Lon Lon Ranch, where you belong. He'll stop the entire Chain just to get you back.

They just love you so much. ♡

[legendofmorons]

How to fall in love twice part 7

Pairing: Malon x Time x reader

Rating: G

Summary: While you and Malon go on an unofficial coffee date, Time finally has some sense knocked into him thanks to Wild, Warriors, and Legend.

Warnings: N/A

Other: If I missed anything, please let me know

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The third day in modern Hyrule begins with the delightful experience of introducing Malon to modern coffee shops. Which is certainly worth it.

However, first, you get a nice shower. With your hair routine, proper soap, any shaving you might choose, and the ability to have hot water. It's glorious, and you are thankful for running water.

Malon takes a shower as well, still confused about modern shower products, but delighted in the effects! She likes that there are so many options. She also adores the hot water since she doesn't have to heat it herself.

Malon has delighted in modern clothes, a sage colored cable knit sweater, and dark jeans are her chosen outfit today.

How the fuck is she so pretty all the time? It should be illegal.

You need to focus on the things going on. Not on how pretty Malon is.

You also need to introduce her to milkshakes. You think she'd like them. But that's for later.

For now, you focus on getting your wallet, keys, and any other items you need for a city outing. You glance at the deity mask sticking our of your bag.

You find both comfort and worry in the presence. The mask has the markings that Time bears. And yet it feels unlike him at all.

You shake your head to dispel the thoughts. There's no use dwelling on those things.

Your time is much better spent on other things. Like kicking ass or spoiling the gorgeous red head you're with.

You lead Malon into the local coffeeshop midmorning. The crowd is not dense, but there's quite a few people there anyway.

Mostly, it's college students who take residence in the establishment.

You both look over the menu, and once you've explained the new drink concepts to her, you both step up to order.

"Welcome to Cuthulu brews. What can I get started for you?" The barista at the counter asks with a smile. Their eyes look dead, though. Classic customer service jobs, sucking the life out of people.

"Can I get a mocha but like - not taste the coffee?" Malon asks.

"Uh- maybe?"

"Why don't you get a shot of espresso in you hot chocolate." You suggest lightly.

"I can do that?"

"Sure, you want hot chocolate with one shot?"

"Yes, please."

"What size?"

Malon looks to you, unsure but excited.

"Large, please." You decide, that'll be more chocolate to hide the coffee taste in.

And really, you think you both deserve nice things after the hell you've been through lately.

You don't know what you'd do without Malon. Ignoring your feelings for her she's still been such a help and pillar of support.

"Awesome, can do. And for you?" The barista turns their attention to you.

You order your drink, along with two breakfast pasteries. You want to make sure you and Malon are both eating well enough.

You pay and leave a tip.

While you and Malon wait for your order, she seems to be buzzing with excitement.

"You're more chipper today, good dreams or something?" You ask with a smile.

The smile she turns on you is dazzling, "Sort of. I'm just glad I'm with you mostly."

"Oh, that's sweet. I'm glad I'm with you too, Mal." You smile and then feel silly using the nickname you've only heard her husband use. "Sorry, uh, the nickname is probably weird."

Malon just shakes her head, "Not really! I like hearing you call me that."

"Oh. Okay." You smile, trying not to read into any of this.

But over the time spent with Malon- your crush has definitely become bigger. And you are a lot closer to in love than you should be.

After collecting your drinks and breakfast, Malon leads you to a window table to sit at. Her mood is the highest it's been in a while.

It's good to see her happy.

"You said you wanted to show me something called - a wifey?"

You nearly choke. "WiFi. Wifey is something different."

Malon laughs, but she looks like she said the wrong thing on purpose. But that's got to be wrong.

(It's not wrong. She's teasing you.)

"You're probably right." She says before taking a sip of her drink.

You just resign yourself to a few bites of breakfast pastry. You need a moment. Just to get your mind up and running again.

"So, if we're in your time, don't you have someone to check in with?" Malon asks as she looks you over.

She does that a lot. Why's she always looking you up and down? She's not checking you out. That's just silly.

(She is checking you out. And she thinks it's rude you keep trying to stop yourself from returning the attention.)

"Not really. I'll be gone again soon so it'd just upset them." You say simply.

Because really the longest you've stayed in any time is a week since you got pulled away from the chain. So why bother upsetting people?

"I guess. But I'd want to hear from you."

You laugh, shaking your head. "You're sweet to me."

Malon makes a face, as if amused and exasperated. She does that a lot when you try to wave off her compliments.

"(Y/n), sweetie, you're a lot better than you give yourself credit for."

"Oh. Uh- thanks."

She just smiles, and sets a hand on your hand. "I mean it. You're going to make whoever you end up with very happy ome day."

She has a weird tone, and you almost think she wishes she was who you end up with. But that's ridiculous and probably not right.

"Thank you."

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Time is having a very bad time. Since he saw you and Malon, he's been torn up inside.

On one hand, you're both alive!

On the other hand, you're still who knows where facing threats he can't protect you from.

What a great time.

"You need to eat." Wild says as he pushes the shepard's pie into the old man's hands.

Time looks at him, blinking. Right. Food. He does need sustenance.

"Thank you." Time manages.

Wild just sighs, shaking his head. "You're disrespecting both of them by thinking they're gone."

"I don't - I don't think they're gone... I just think I'll never see them again."

Wild just levels a stern look at Time. He's not paid enough for this. He isn't paid at all, actually.

He will have to talk to Hylia about labor laws. She needs to hear from his union.

First, he needs a union, actually. He'll have to ask Legend for help there.

"What?" Time manages with a strangled edge.

"You're being entirely too pessimistic. Everyone thinks we'll see them again. Even Legend. So are you going to snap out of it?"

Time blinks again, confused and unsure if he should be offended. He's just being realistic!

Right?

"Don't give me that realistic spiel. Stop making things out worse than they are."

"I'm not!"

"We saw them three days ago. They were alive without any immediately fatal injuries, and they were both standing on their own. So unless they've started throwing the same pity party you are, they're fine."

"I'm not throwing a pity party."

"Call it what you want, but you're being too seal-ious."

"You did not just make that pun."

Wild just grins. There is nothing like puns to make people listen to you.

"Is he done making the worst assumptions?" Warriors asks as he makes his way over.

"I don't know. Time?" Wild turns expectantly to the old man.

Time just sighs. "Yes. We need a plan."

"We have a plan." Warriors says, as if it should be obvious.

"Since when?"

"An hour after we saw them. Some of us have been getting shit done." Legend adds helpfully.

"Legend." Warriors sighs. Though he dosen’t seem too far away from the sentiment.

"You didn't tell me?" Time asks, sounding genuinely upset.

"The only people who can pull you out of your spirals consistently are the reason you're spiraling. We tried." Pegend tolls his eyes.

"You're not the only one who misses then, Time." Warriors sits beside Time gently. "You may know Malon the best, but we all like her."

"And we all love (Y/n). Not the way you do, but they're one of us." Wild says firmly, "Twilight is barely keeping it together. You know he hates losing loved ones to portals."

Oh.

Time realizes he's really been disconnected. Of course, everyone else misses you and Malon.

He didn't even think about how the others might feel.

Shit.

"I'm sorry." Time says as he looks between his three companions. "I haven't- been present latley."

"We'll forgive you, this time." Wild gives a little grin, "Just don't get lost in your gear again."

"Deal."

[cafecourage]

A SCENARIO OF TIME AND MALON TRYING TO COURT THE READER 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

- bestie anon (going crazy)

Man everyone wants a peace of the lon lon folks.

Courting head canons:

- Now, I am making the executive decision to say that you know them. You’re probably from castle town that does business with Lon Lon Ranch. A Baker or merchant or something. So Malon knows you as well and it gives them the excuse to be close to you. Time probably falls first but says nothing since he is kinda oblivious to his romantic feelings. But he is a good bean and he will tell Malon ASAP. He doesnt know what to do! He stumbled into his relationship with Malon!

- The courting is slow but only because they both want to befriend you first as being business partners doesn’t get you to marriage too fast. So it starts out as visiting your shop outside of their normal schedule deliveries. Maybe an invite dinner here and there. Festivals? You should join them! A ball? Well they both cant have you dance on your own! You have both of them to dance and chat with!

- It’s a slow process and all the while you’re just confused. You love both of them by the end but they are a couple! What if they are just being nice! Yes you’re that oblivious about it. However Malon being the most observant of the three of you would finally sit you down and ask and I don’t think it would make sense at first but it was clear that once you say yes you will be spoiled.

- Spoiled you are. Dates are common. Flowers are daily. Kisses and hugs are by the second. You will never want for affection anymore because you will have it as soon as you ask. Not to mention everything you do to ether of them you give back tenfold. Everything is doubled because both Malon and Time had enough time to love each other and are confident in their relationship to spoil you to their hearts content. Of course they will still spend time for each other and one on one with you, but no one in this relationship will be jealous of the other here.

[trippygalaxy]

….

Time likes angry, passionate kisses where Reader(Or Malon) takes charge, grabbing his shirt collar or belt to keeps him close and only letting him go once THEY are satisfied.

In his younger years He actively tries to annoy reader/Malon to get them to shut him up <3

[frickingnerd]

Ocarina Of Time Masterlist

Link

↳ Masterlist

Zelda

↳ Masterlist

Shiek

shiek's darling rejecting her for zelda - headcanons

Impa

Saria

dating impa - headcanons

yandere impa - headcanons

yandere saria - headcanons

Malon

dating malon - headcanons

[tomhockstetter7-111]

Adding a culprit

ESPECIALLY this scene

Discovering my inner dom lately. Cute….did not think I was a switch

Meanwhile: The culprits in question

[tsunodaradio]

a movie i’ve seen before ⛐ 𝐋𝐍𝟒

you kiss me in your car / and it feels like the start of a movie i’ve seen before.

ꔮ starring: lando norris x indie singer!reader. ꔮ smau + word count: 1.3k. ꔮ includes: romance, angst with a happy ending. profanity, mentions of a car accident. lando yearns :(, references to mcalpine songs. face claim: lizzy mcalpine. ꔮ commentary box: this was inspired by my perpetual amusement over ceilings being in lando's sunshine & tan lines playlist. back to back dedication for @norrisradio and @binisainz, who both love ceilings, lando, and yearning, in no particular order. i adore u both! 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

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user1 post malone enjoyer lando seems just about right user2 Life Is A Highway is PEAK. user3 is that... yourusername???????? ⤷ user4 LMAO same. Like ? Lando listens to INDIE MUSIC?!

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user1 FAWKKK I WAS TRYNA GATEKEEP U KWEEN user2 Here because of lando!! ⤷ user3 Here BEFORE lando. #OG user4 ceilings plaster 😭😭 can you just make it move faster 😭😭 user5 i need everybody to name three other songs if they want #rights

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user1 HELLOOOO??? user2 they got lando doing the ceilings trend omfg user3 Somebody teach this boy how to run. wth. user4 the marketing yourusername must be getting rn is crazyyy user5 Can we get an Oscar version? ⤷ user6 PLS ADMIN PLS 🏃🏃🏃 ⤷ user7 need the entire grid to do this trend actually

NOVEMBER 2023.

BUT IT'S OVER / THEN YOU'RE DRIVING ME HOME / AND IT KINDA COMES OUT / AS I GET UP TO GO.

it rains on your first date.

lando makes a joke about it—something about pathetic fallacy, as if the sky itself knew this was going to be the most cliché first date in existence. you roll your eyes, but the corners of your mouth betray you, tugging upward as you sit beside him in his car. the streetlights flicker, casting gold against the windshield. the world outside is a blur of neon reflections and puddles swallowing headlights whole.

he drums his fingers against the steering wheel, like he’s keeping tempo with a song only he can hear. maybe it’s nerves. maybe it’s habit. either way, you don’t say anything about it. you’re too busy memorizing the way his hands move—too busy committing the weight of this moment to memory.

“did you have a good time?” he asks, voice soft, hesitant, like he’s afraid of the answer.

“no,” you deadpan, just to watch the flicker of panic in his eyes. then you laugh, because his reaction is too good, too easy. “i had a great time.”

he exhales, shaking his head, but there’s that smile again—the one that feels like it was meant for you and you alone. the one you already know you’ll be chasing after, in stolen glances and half-lit rooms.

outside, the rain doesn’t let up. it batters against the roof, slides in rivulets down the glass. neither of you move to leave.

“so, what now?” lando asks, but he says it like he already knows. like he’s just waiting for you to close the space between you.

and you do. slowly, deliberately. like you’re walking a tightrope between hesitation and inevitability. like you’re terrified of falling, but already know the landing will be soft.

his breath is warm, mingling with yours in the in-between. the world shrinks, folds itself neatly into the space of this car, into the inches that disappear when he finally, finally closes the distance.

you kiss him, and it feels like the beginning of something. like the first page of a story you already know by heart. like the opening credits of a film you’ll play on repeat.

outside, the rain keeps falling. inside, everything else stops—

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user1 omg new yourusername music. it's going to be a good day. user2 SO excited for the EP !! user3 oomf the song is soooo,, who hurt u ☹️ user4 Pay for my therapy man user5 wait is this lando's gf?

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user1 lando on film supremacy ✌️ user2 The polaroid >>>> user3 am i crazy or is the caption from yourusername's new song? ⤷ user4 Riiiight 😵‍💫 The lyric that's "So I make my bed and sleep in it alone" ⤷ user5 can't get over the revelation that lando is an indie enthusiast ⤷ user6 In my K-pop fandoms this could only mean one thing... user7 what i'd give to be in lando's bed </3 what who said that

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user1 Wait A Dang Second user2 ARE Y'ALL SEEING WHAT I'M SEEEEEEING 👀👀👀 ⤷ user3 I'm not insane. That has to be lando? Right?? user4 Omg, I love Ben! This was such a beautiful song! user5 the way the track ends. geeeez 😮‍💨 user6 lando what are u doin here user7 came running here after the twitter thread ⤷ user8 rt!!! feeling like sherlock raynow fr fr

FEBRUARY 2024.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO KISS YOU / I MEAN, I DID, BUT I DIDN'T THINK IT'D GO THIS FAR / I DIDN'T MEAN TO KISS YOU / NOW YOU CAN'T FOCUS ON THE ROAD WHEN I'M IN YOUR CAR.

—everything stops.

one second, he’s laughing, something careless and cocky slipping past his lips. the next, there’s a tree where the road used to be, and the world is jerking sideways.

the impact is loud. metal shrieks. the seatbelt locks across his chest like a hand pressing him back into his seat, and the airbag—fuck, it goes off too late, because his head snaps forward before he’s forced back again. it’s not hard enough to hurt. not really. but enough that he knows he’s going to feel it tomorrow.

his pulse hammers in his ears, and for a second, all he can do is breathe. inhale, exhale, blink, exist.

then—

“lando.”

he turns. you’re there, wide-eyed, hands gripping the dashboard like you could hold the car together through sheer force of will. but you’re whole. you’re okay.

his hands shake. adrenaline or fear or something bigger, something nameless. he drags them through his hair, then presses them against the steering wheel like he can steady himself through contact alone.

“fuck,” he exhales. it’s almost a laugh, but the edge is too sharp. “fuck.”

“are you—” your voice catches, and he hates that he put that there, that crack in your composure. “are you okay?”

lando nods too fast. too many times. “yeah. yeah, i—” he laughs, because what else can he do? “well. that’s, uh. that’s one way to end a date.”

you don’t laugh. your hands unclench from the dashboard, flex and tighten into fists against your thighs. when you look at him, it’s not with relief. it’s not even anger. it’s something heavier, something that makes his chest feel like it’s caving in.

“i told you to keep your eyes on the road.”

he swallows. his mouth is dry. he thinks about deflecting. thinks about turning this into a joke, another stupid anecdote, another story to be told with a grin and a shrug.

but he can’t. not with the way you’re looking at him.

“i know.”

silence presses in around you both, thick and unbearable.

lando doesn’t know how to say it. that the car wasn’t the only thing out of control. that he’d felt it, this thing between you, humming electric under his skin, pulling his attention like gravity. that maybe—maybe—some reckless, ugly part of him hadn’t wanted to look away. because he knew the moment he did, this would all slip through his fingers. the moment would end. you’d get out of the car, out of his reach, and he wouldn’t know how to pull you back.

so he hadn’t looked away.

and now, here you both are, headlights flickering against wet leaves, the smell of burnt rubber clinging to the air.

“i’m sorry, love,” he practically whimpers. like he’s a kid who’s afraid. and maybe he is, maybe he is. a kid. afraid. sorry. all that.

you exhale, slow and shaky. then you reach for his hand.

not to pull away. not to let go.

just to hold—

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user1 b&w lando is something i didn't know i needed until i got it user2 Where's that one Twitter conspiracist?? Because that caption is literally a lyric from 'doomsday' 🧐 ⤷ user3 FUCK URE RIGHT ⤷ user4 we're basically watching yourusername x lando communicate through ig captions. insane. user5 LN is either a huuuge yourusername fan... or her bf. LOL ⤷ user6 Lando is going thru it and you're LOL-ing user7 'doomsday' having the line "i would've married you / if you'd have stuck around",, moots they are exes 💔 user8 Who took these pics? Lovee the third one user9 te amo lando oscarpiastri insane mating call ⤷ user10 HELP WHAT DOES HE MEAN ⤷ user11 oscar confirming that this broody ass post is a mating call ⤷ user12 They're in love, your honor!! 🧡

🎙️ YOURUSERNAME INTERVIEW WITH GQ.

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user1 The shades + white shirt combo is lethal. user2 girlie having a lando shirt is SOOO #me user3 hear me out: i know he's here ahead of the gp, but you know who else is in japan ? ⤷ user4 YUPPP!!! 🙂‍↕️ ⤷ user5 yourusername JPN stop at suntory hall ... ⤷ user6 Omg i saw op's post, these pics were taken in Minato. What's in Minato? Suntory Hall. Who's performing there tonight? You fucking guessed it.

APRIL 2025.

IT'S ALWAYS ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE / BUT I STOP MYSELF FROM SAYIN' IT / TELL MYSELF IT'S NOT THE RIGHT TIME OR SOMETHING DUMB.

—just to hold. just to hold on to something, even when you shouldn’t.

lando has always been good at that. gripping too tight, hoping too much, holding on long past the point of reason. you told him once—gently, painfully—that love shouldn’t be like that. shouldn’t be desperate or clinging or stubborn in the face of an inevitable ending.

but then, inevitably, you’re here. in his car, again.

rain spatters against the windshield. the city glows beyond the glass, blurred and buzzing. neither of you speak. maybe if you don’t, it won’t count as something real. maybe if you don’t, you can pretend this is just another night, another drive, another moment before the fall.

lando’s fingers drum against the steering wheel. he hasn’t started the car. hasn’t moved, except for the twitch of his hand, the flick of his gaze towards you. “tell me this is a bad idea,” he says.

“it’s a bad idea,” you say, but it doesn’t sound convincing. not when he’s looking at you like that. not when the space between you is charged and crackling, like something waiting to ignite.

he exhales a laugh. “liar.”

you don’t argue. don’t say anything at all. because he’s right. because if you were really sure this was a mistake, you wouldn’t be here. wouldn’t be watching the way his hands grip the wheel, the way his jaw clenches like he’s bracing for impact. like he already knows how this ends and he’s still willing to crash into it for the chance to hold on.

“say it,” he says, quieter now. “tell me to let go.”

it would be easy. you could say it and mean it and walk away. but then lando shifts, turns fully toward you, and suddenly it’s too late. suddenly, it’s just like before. your breath catches, your heart stumbles, and his eyes—god, his eyes—

“i can’t,” you whisper.

and just like that, he’s kissing you. your lips press together in the space between regret and hope, between the past and whatever comes next.

just like that, you’re back where you started.

maybe you should know better. maybe he should, too.

but for now—

lando sighs into the kiss like he’s been holding his breath since the day you walked away. his hand finds your cheek, thumb brushing soft, tentative. like he’s making sure you’re real.

like he’s afraid you might disappear again.

when you finally pull away, his forehead rests against yours. he doesn’t open his eyes. neither do you.

“i don’t want to do this if we’re just going to—” you pause, press your lips together, inhale. “if we’re going to crash again.”

“i know.”

“we have to be careful this time.”

lando nods, his hand still cradling your face, his thumb still moving—slow, steady, certain.

“we will be,” he says, he promises, and you believe him.

you want to. you have to.

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user1 got progressively more insane as i kept swiping user2 WE ARE SO BACK (?????) ⤷ user3 WHATEVER IT IS WE ARE SO HERE!!! 🎉 user4 Congrats or sorry for whatever happened but I Need that Snoopy... user5 f1ndie is actually my fever dream. thank you for your service. user6 So can we safely assume all of the songs in 'five seconds flat' are for Lando? 🥹 lando how reckless of you ❤️ Liked by creator

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Random thoughts

OOTY/n: “Oh I don’t know what to get Talon for Father’s Day!”

You stress around the house trying to think of something.

Malon: “He’s been wanting grandkids ever since we were teens because he missed having little ones running around.” She informs Link who stares blankly.

Link: “Grandkids? Like as in—“

Malon: “Yes.”

Link pauses and takes a deep breath.

Link: “I’m ready for that step!”

Time skip. (Weeks)

OOTY/n who shakily holds up a positive pregnancy test.

Talon: “Boy I told you to wear protection!”

Link: “B-but I was helping OOtY/n to pick out a gift for you!”

OOTY/n: “Wait that’s the main reason you got me pregnant?”

Link: “…I was ready for a family too…” Link glanced away awkwardly.

[librarygarten]

Holiday Special: Links x Reader - Valentine's Day HC

Happy Valentine's Day, babes! Hope you have a good holiday, whether you're single or in a relationship. Let's take a look at how our heroes celebrate their relationship with you.

Sky

Bro went to Knight School. He was taught how to be chivalrous and such

So for Valentine’s Day, he goes old school: flowers, chocolates, card, etc.

If you’re on the surface, options are a bit limited, so he’ll cobble something together with the help of Zelda and Groose

I’m imagining him putting up some lights in tree branches and arranging a picnic. It’s a very nice time spent with just the two of you (and Groose in the background, trying to see what ya’ll are doing. And Zelda behind Groose trying to get him to leave)

He’ll want to say something romantic, but when he looks at you, the way you laugh, the way the fairy lights make your eyes sparkle like the night sky, the way your lips curve slightly upward each time you glance at him, any words die in his throat

He’s so embarrassed by it too. His entire face turns pink and he buries his face in his hands, mumbling something unintelligible about how dare you be so cute

Give him a moment, okay?

Four

He is obviously making you something.

He probably snuck around you, trying to figure out what you wanted or needed months in advance so his gift would be absolutely perfect.

On the day itself, he just plans for a relaxing day at home with you. There’s always so much to do at the forge and serving the princess, he rarely has time to just… exist with you.

You make dinner together, making an absolute mess in the process because you thought it’d be funny to put a dollop of batter on the tip of his nose, which led to him putting batter on your nose, so you smeared some on his cheak… etc.

Watching you laugh and use a spare dish towel to wipe the food off your face, he is suddenly struck by the domesticity of it all.

Decides then and there, with food dripping out of his hair onto the floor, that the next thing he’s making for you is a ring.

Time

This man grew up in a forest of children, then spent most of his growing years time traveling

Needless to say, he has limited knowledge in this area

Begs Malon for help figuring out gifts, things to do, etc.

That night he surprises you by dragging you far away from Castle Town into Hyrule Field, pretty close to where the entrance to Kokiri forest lies.

You lay down on the grass together and stargaze, trying to find various different constellations you know. He doesn’t know that many on account of never going to school, so he will just make up new constellations with you.

He may get distracted watching how the stars reflect in your eyes. You turn your head to check on him because he suddenly got so quiet, only to be met with perhaps his soft gaze and a sheepish smile for getting caught staring

Legend

This guy is probably the richest Link in existence. So, it’s a given that he buys you something.

He almost gets you a protection ring, but he doesn’t want to seem too eager, you know? He has a reputation to uphold here!

No, you’re getting a couple tools he thinks you’ll find useful. Fire rod, pegasus boots, etc. (Even if Ravio did up his prices because of “Holiday Supply and Demand”)

Would prefer to stay in and spend time with you, but he will begrudgingly take you to a fancy restaurant if you want

He just doesn’t want to be in an over-crowded, over-priced restaurant with dozens of couples making goo-goo eyes at each other at every table

(he loves you. he hates literally everyone else)

Hyrule

As far as date activities go, his Hyrule doesn’t have a lot of options

He can’t even take you out on a picnic without tripping over a monster that wants to use his blood to bring Ganon back

The towns are somewhat safer, but even then most buildings are just. Someone’s house.

He feels terribly guilty. If you were dating a “normal” person and not him you wouldn’t have this problem. He hates that he’s dragged you into his mess

Then you remind him that YOU chose to be with him because you LOVE him. He didn’t “drag you” anywhere, you sprinted after him

Due to necessity, you spend the day at home, but he goes above and beyond to make sure it’s the best date he can give you. Snuggles, kisses, waiting on your hand and foot, lots of little presents, you name it

Please stop him from trying to cook you something. He will burn your house down.

Twilight

LISTEN. LISTEN. I grew up around farmer kids. The good ones ALWAYS knew how to treat a partner right. Twi is LOCKED IN on Valentine’s Day.

He keeps playing it off as if he planned less than what he actually did.

Takes you on a ride with Epona. So romantic. Time to talk with each other AND you get to wrap your arms around him. Wonderful date, right?

WRONG. He’s not even close to done. He steers Epona to a restaurant in town and reveals he somehow got a reservation to a decently fancy place.

You walk out after eating and then it turns out he also got tickets to that play you wanted to see???

He just showers you with affection the whole day.

Warriors

He’s not the biggest fan of the holiday. When he was a kid, it was nice receiving Valentine’s Day cards from friends and secret admirers, but after the whole… thing with Cia? He’d rather not have that kind of attention on him in large amounts.

He doesn’t want to do nothing. That wouldn’t be fair to you. He’s just not comfy with anything too grand.

He gets you flowers and chocolates (classic), then takes you on a romantic walk around a sparkling lake.

He holds your hand, fingers intertwined as you walk along the trail. You’re talking about something that’s got you excited, your eyes sparkling as you chatter distractedly.

He closes his eyes, resting his head on your shoulder. This is nice. He likes this.

Wild

You wake up and there is absolutely no sign of him anywhere in the house.

He comes back a few hours later, covered in mud, a mischievous glint in his eye that tells you he’s planning something.

After you force him to clean up, he gives you his Sheika Slate. He’s got an album full of pictures, and you recognize almost all the locations.

You raise an eyebrow at him, and he laughs, saying he got the idea from his adventure.

The first picture is pretty close: the place he first asked you out. When you two get there, you’re surprised to see a gift waiting there.

The next picture location has another gift.

You two spend all day following the trail of pictures across Hyrule. (Don’t worry, he made sure the route was safe! He swears!)

At sunset you reach the last picture location: Lover’s Pond.

He tells you that he’s heard if you meet someone there, you’ll be destined soulmates or something. He’s not sure if it’s true, but he knows YOU are his soulmate, and he wants to spend every moment for the rest of his life with you, if you’ll have him.

Wind (Aged Up)

You're probably on Tetra’s ship with him, so there’s not really anywhere to go.

The next island is days away yet, and Tetra won’t change course just so he can celebrate this holiday with you. He already asked.

There’s also not anywhere to go on the ship that’s very romantic. It’s all rooms that serve a purpose: cabins, kitchen, etc.

He swipes a bottle of wine from the supplies and takes you up to the crow’s nest when the sun begins to go down over the horizon.

You spend the evening joking around, flirting, and recounting the last year of your relationship.

The setting sun reflects in the water, the entire sky shades of pink and orange. He watches as you laugh at something he said, turning your head slightly towards him, sunshine streaming around your face in a halo and sunlight reflecting in your eyes.

He can feel the breath leave his lungs as he falls in love with you all over again for the nth time that day.

[dia-oro]

Imagine referring to The Chain as your 'wifes'

And they would carry proud that tittle! You all just have to do is love them and be there for them in their moments that old ghost visit their minds, because what better than be love by someone that will stay in the down as in their up? time was raise by the forest spirit child’s, do you think this man know what the difference from wife to husband? He will take it at stride being your dear wife and your rock to stay ground when you feel like falling apart by just the most gentle breezed. Also he come with a bonus, because how no to love malon? She now call you both her precious wife’s. (And you been your knees at malon supremacy) if wars try to correct you just put ‘male’ in from of the wife and he done for, he will even Pratt that he your male wife, heck he will be competitive with sky and twilight for seeing how more male wife material of the three of them (only if poly chain) of no well, he still will talk about you to every-fucking-one even with the help of wind he will have photos of you and will show it at times and call himself a lucky man (sorry Lana, the best person win him) and Zelda and impa are just ‘good for him’ aplaude his dedication, now wars attention to the conference!. blame wars that now he ‘male wife’ but for you twilight will just smile and let you call him wifey, just let the wifey one for private moments between the two of you. Need a hug but can’t say it? Your wife twilight will be at your side as wolfy confronting in silence you as you always did in the twilight hours.

legend, legend legend… he will snark, he will give these roll of eyes like is his job, but the moment he think somebody is messing with you? Someone made you cry? Hurt you feelings? He will proclaim very loudly that he your wife and that whoever did make you even let a little tear will know these boots are no only to got faster, they kick ass good to.

I hope you know that sky just like time come with a bonus, what does is feel that when you say it the first think he did is write Zelda because finally happened! You admit you’re theirs (well, you call him wifey! That counts right?) because he have been talking to his girl very serious of these feeling at Zelda at the moment she see you she know you’re their, call it Hylia, destiny or just you’re so special to her and to her beloved that must be that you’re make for them! Congrats, your human blood is probably still in some hero’s and they survive so much shite because of it, don’t think to deep of it or that some Zelda’s did have your blood no only the goddess in their body. four… if you see him freeze for like 15 minutes is like no because you did wrong but because the colors are going rampant, blue never will admit it but he very fluttered by it, vio may say ‘but I’m a man’ but do you think he really mind?? You better be prepare for him planing the pretties ring just for you, green is trying to control red, red is gone gone like for a fucking second you can be sure they lost him, but now he okay and planning the wedding even he was trying to convince vio and blue of they using a dress for making it the whole wife thing more official. do you understand you just call a Fae your wife right? Half or not, you’re now spouses in his mind, there’s no going back so live a happy ever after with your man, now you have in all Eras many sisters in law, he will try his best to make his world the best for you, he will there to help his Zelda to make the world you live and breathe one that one day world living.

My dear, wild, well, wild is doing a flip in the air giving twilight a heart attack right now, do you think he even know what gender mean? Do you see some of the clothes he use?? All he know is now he your wife and will make sure no blood moon , nail polish or even ganon follower ruined your day, he wild take you to ride his best Horse, present you to the lord of the mountain, give you his best food to make, best piece, you’re now his dear spouse in his mind, now yes he didn’t even remember how someone marry so he pretty sure you just call your beloved either ‘husband’ or ‘wife’ and done, you can’t unmake this dear.

[yandereunsolved]

not request!

imagine how unfortunate Time and Malón would feel with a darling who doesn't like three-way relationships

Oh, that would be an incredibly precarious situation that they would have to work through.

Yandere Time and Malon can't change their darling's attraction to either one of them �� but they can make darling more comfortable just in their presence.

It is them slowly integrating darling into their life. Step by step. When darling shows hesitance they back off and reaffirm that 'they are just being friendly'.

They are all sweet smiles and soft ('platonic') touches, while internally writhing in pain.

Time has to take his frustration out somehow. His past traumas bubbling up to the surface. So he turns to torturing people as a hobby to blow off steam. :) No, no. Relax. He only tortures some of the people near an dear to you.

Malon, forever the healthier one in the relationship, tries new hobbies to grapple with the all-consuming infatuation that both her and her husband have for you. She bakes a lot more... which turns into her stumbling upon poisonous plants... and then from there she has a totally normal fascination with them. She just cooks up some stuff for the neighbors! (who you have been spending too much time with) Oh, no. They have fallen ill? Well, Malon and Time are healthy. You don't know if it is contagious, so come spend time with them!

If worse comes to worse they are always able to find a spell to make you change your mind ― but that is only when they are left with no more options.

[maple-the-awesome]

The Chain Meets You, His Partner || 3/3

Part 1 || Part 2

Pairing: Time, Wild, Four x GN! Reader

Requested by @temporarilyablog: i see requests are open still so im coming to you with a thought i had recently:how about a Link from the Chain interacting with the reader, another Link’s s/o from their original adventures, when *their* Link isn’t around. i can see some teasing another Link with the reader that they’ve only known through little stories here and here, or others grilling the reader relentlessly because another Link was so shy about their relationship and partner, and wants to know how that Link is like around someone he allows himself to relax.its kinda like when the Chain met Malon for the first time and interacted with her for stories about old man Timeand as always stay awesome, i love your writing!

Zelda Masterlist 💙Fandom Masterlist

Concerningly delighted or eerily eager - the Chain can’t quite agree on which descriptor best described their teammate the best once he realized they had all landed in his Hyrule. Bubbling with excitement ever since while maintaining a pace some of the other boys have to jog after, Link doesn’t waste breath saying where he’s leading them, although that giddy smile upon his face - as much as he tries to hide it - is plenty for the wiser heroes to get the hint…

The Chain already knew about you - Well, they knew the Old Man was hitched. To exactly who, he'd never say for his lips were always sealed with a mischievous smirk that kept the boys betting against each other.

Some insisted that their leader's mystery lover must be Princess Zelda, but Twilight felt that was a preposterous assumption. He tended to agree with Legend's guess that they had to be someone simple; someone who could make an extraordinary man feel ordinary in the best way possible...which was the correct prediction, of course.

As it would turn out, you are, in fact, not a noble or royal princess. Instead, you're an average farmhand living a calm life on your friend's ranch where you miss your husband greatly after many months of him being gone, so please excuse the passionate kiss shared between you both once finally reuniting at the front of the property.

Time isn't at all shy to show you off. Having been married for so many years, it's only natural for his arm to feel most comfortable wrapped around your waist, keeping you close to his side where he can easily connect kisses to your forehead and cheek. If the boys have a problem with it, it's best not to spoil the mood. Perhaps one day they'll understand the intoxicating love that is felt whenever in the presence of their most beloved.

"You just missed Malon and Talon. They went into town for a few deliveries and won't be back until tomorrow afternoon," You explain to your husband while leading the boys to the house. He hums thoughtfully and you don't miss the way he 'subtly' tugs you even closer.

"It’s good timing on our part then. 'wouldn't want to leave you stuck doing all the chores on your own."

"Now Link, you've been off on the road for months. Rest and I'll -"

"- Is there anything I could help with?" A young man from the group pipes in shyly from behind, "I grew up on a ranch myself, so it wouldn't be any bother."

"Oh, no. You boys are our guests. I'd hate to -" You begin, turning to face him with an appreciative smile, however Time is quick to object.

"- Nonsense. They're all capable young men and boys. A little work won't kill them, darling."

"- But -"

"- And it won't kill me, either," He takes your hand, lifting it to his lips where he places a gentle kiss upon your knuckles, "If anything, we could all use the distraction."

"...Well, in that case..."

There is plenty to be done around the farm and you only have two hands of your own, so, aware that you wouldn't win an argument against your husband anyways, you take him up on his offer. The other heroes do seem more than willing, happy to provide their services for tasks that don't involve risking their lives against cruel monsters, you know, minus the cuccos. 

Time and you each take four of the boys with yourselves. While he directs his half to the animals they'll be tending to, you lead yours to the barn, making sure to point out the layout of the ranch along the way so that none get lost when left on their own. 

You're happy to find that they're all very polite, particularly the young man from earlier who remains close on your heels throughout each step. He seems adorably eager to engage in conversation with you, asking many questions and adding comments to whatever you say. It makes sense, you suppose, since he certainly does look to be the small homestead-type based upon his build and knowledge of ranch life.

"You said this is your friend’s ranch. How long have you lived here yourself?”

"Gosh, 'seems like forever. At least since I was ten. It wasn't long before I met Link, I know that."

"You guys have really known each other for that long?"

"Uh-huh...but of course, it doesn't feel that long," You sigh fondly, "'seems like just yesterday we were sitting out there in that pasture as he told me about his home in the forest and all his adventures…Funny how time flies when you're havin' fun."

Speaking of the devil, you spot your husband at the pasture's fence, clearly waiting for you to finish up. Inviting the boys to find you if they have any questions, you leave them to work on the chores they've been assigned while you, yourself, head to join Time.

"Did they give you any trouble?"

"None at all. By the way you made it sound in your letters, I thought they'd be far more troublesome," You cross your arms over the fence, raising an eyebrow with a teasing grin, "But maybe you’ve just been too harsh on them."

"You've only spent a few hours with them. Give ‘em a chance and you'll start going gray, too," He rolls his eye, his lack of amusement towards your playful accusation telling you that those boys really must be a handful sometimes. Either way, deny it as he might, you know that look in his eye. Even as he leans here on the fence next to you, he watches the boys work with a softness hidden in his expression. He certainly cares for them.

"...You know, one of them is a descendant of ours," Time mentions casually, breaking you away from your straying thoughts.

"What?" When you look at him, he's still facing the distance, "...You're joking?"

He just smirks, only glancing at you through the corner of his eye.

"You're serious...?" You blink in disbelief before quickly pushing yourself off the fence, "Which one?!"

"Isn't it obvious?"

You place your hands upon your hips, making your own lack of amusement clear now, "There's eight of them. At least give me a hint."

Time pretends to consider your request, but ultimately shakes his head, "...No, I don’t think so. That would ruin the fun of having you guess."

"Liiinnk..." You whine, although even your pout proves ineffective. Your husband merely chuckles as he pushes himself off the fence and begins walking away to resume his chores, "You better not be lying to me!”

"I would never lie to you, my love. I know better than that~"

"I'm going to find out which one it is even if I have to interrogate them all!" You shout after him, huffing when he doesn't reply.

Part of you is tempted to do exactly as you said by confronting each boy until you receive a proper answer, but you also promised the Champion you'd show him the kitchen to start dinner soon. You'd hate to keep him and everyone else waiting with rumbling stomachs, especially if one of them is your descent in question. 

Now truthfully, you do already have a guess in mind - or more so a hope - however it's too early to decide. You'll just have to keep a close eye on them until this evening and if no one sticks out then, you'll be left to force it out of your husband who should really know better than to mess with you like this.

"Hey, I'm back!" It doesn't matter how long he's been away - days, weeks, months - those three words always seem to take a massive amount of weight off of Wild's chest every time, washing over him with a sense of belonging and domestic bliss that replaces all the strict expectations set for being a 'hero'.

"Link!" This feeling is easily reinforced after one look at you. Your glowing smile as you appear at the railing upstairs, his name sounding like honey from your lips…It's automatic for him to drop his heavy bags and weapons beside the door before opening his arms at the bottom of the steps just in time for you to jump over those last few right into his embrace which you’ve both missed so much.

"...Welcome home..." Sometimes that whisper in his ear is enough to make Wild cry. It's such a pleasant sound and reminder that he does, in fact, have a home because as much as he loves sleeping under the stars or following his heart across the vast kingdom of Hyrule, there will never be a day where it doesn't yearn to be beside you.

It's a cute scene to witness - two lovers reunited after so long apart - although the Chain does have a few questions swirling in their minds, namely who the heck are you? A pretty face just casually leaping into the Champion's arms before sharing a heartfelt kiss? They'd be happy for the guy if not for the fact that he has never once mentioned having a lover and you seem far too well acquainted to be a random friend.

"O-Oh, um, hi," You finally take notice of your audience, breaking away from Wild to send them all an awkward smile which they return, some with a few small waves. 

“Oh, these are the guys I’ve been traveling with,” Wild explains, which seems to put you more at ease.

“Nice to meet you all,” You give the group a bashful nod before introducing yourself. Your name does sound vaguely familiar - perhaps having been mentioned in mere passing at some point or another - but the Chain still can’t say they recall Wild ever identifying you as a partner.

“And are you guys…Um…?” Sky gestures between you both, trying to keep his smile from seeming too surprised. He’d hate to offend either of you.

“We’re dating,” You confirm comfortably, looking at Wild with a smile he mirrors as your hands interlock. 

“Dating? As in romantically involved, right?” Four raises an eyebrow, his question catching you off guard. 

“Y-Yes, well, I believe that’s what dating entails -”

“- How’d you manage that?” Legend interrupts, the question directed at Wild while pointing to you with a look of disbelief upon his face. Apparently he doesn’t share Sky’s concern towards delivering any offense…

“What’s that supposed to mean?!”

“It’s just - You never mentioned being in a relationship,” Hyrule mumbles.

Wild is quick to blush and duck his head in embarrassment, his words defensive, “It’s not like any of you asked! I - I just never thought it was important to bring up! It never seemed relevant!”

“He mentioned it to me,” Twilight admits, taking everyone’s attention off the flustered Champion, but only temporarily. 

“See! I could’ve said something and you just didn’t listen! Did you think of that?”

“Or you only told the rancher. You two are always sharing dirty little secrets and leaving the rest of us in the dark.”

This…goes on for a good moment. Rest assured, the argument does eventually subside after Time knocks their heads together allowing you a chance to swiftly change the subject by inviting the boys fully inside your lovely home. From there, you offer to get started on lunch, figuring it will be an excellent opportunity for you to get to know the other heroes better and spend some quality time with your boyfriend who is always quick to relax in the kitchen.

You begin chopping some vegetables while he gets the soup base shimmering, the two of you humming quietly amongst yourselves as you work. Your tranquil smiles and practiced teamwork is enough to make anyone feel jealous of such a strong relationship, although it’s all in good spirits. The other boys hold no resentment towards their friend, instead reflecting his joy as they eagerly tell you stories about their shared adventures in return for some information about yourself.

As it turns out, you’ve grown up in Hateno your whole life and had met Wild rather early in the beginning of his quest to defeat Calamity Ganon. He must’ve made quite the first impression - that or perhaps you took a lot of pity upon his confused state - because you willingly left your small village to help him navigate an unfamiliar Hyrule. Over the course of your journey, you grew close and never really found a good reason to leave each other’s sides even after the kingdom was saved, thus you’ve been together ever since.

“This house had been abandoned for years before we bought it. It’s nice because it’s still a part of Hateno, so we’re close to other people and my family, but far enough back to have our own peace and quiet,” You explain in a dreamy sigh as you turn to look over your home and admire the work you’ve done to this old place. 

“What’s with the construction back there?” Four asks, nodding his head towards the many boxes and tools that block the wall under the staircase.

“We’re adding another room,” Wild answers simply, not taking his attention away from the soup broth that he frowns at because it’s certainly missing something. More salt rock? Maybe a dash of Hylian herb?

Legend scoffs, leaning back against his chair at the table, “How much space do two people really need?”

Wild and you pause, glancing over your shoulders to meet each other’s eyes before going back to your work with flustered smiles. Clearing your throat, you give a shrug, “...Well, the plan is for it to not just be the two of us forever.”

Many of the boys raise eyebrows at this comment, the realization slowly but surely daunting on them. Their faces explode in shades of red once it does.

Time coughs into his fist, the first to break the silence, "...We'll be sure not to keep the Champion away from you for too long then."

Wild nearly gives himself whiplash looking back at Time with what can only be described as a modified expression of betrayal, his face beet red and mouth agape in shock. You'd be lying to say your own face doesn't feel awfully warm, too, although you humor the Old Man’s promise with a laugh, "You better not. This kingdom’s already demanded too much of his time away from home.”

Four has never been one for unnecessary fanfare, especially not in regards to his personal life. With that said, while he doesn’t mind discussing the intimate details of who he is outside of his role as a hero, he also doesn’t typically go out of his way to spill his guts about it either which is precisely why it took the Chain so long to find out about you.

Their friend had been rather vague as to where he was leading them after arriving in his Hyrule. They had already met his grandfather and even spent some time helping with chores, but Four insisted there was at least one more stop he wished to make before hitting the road again so that he could - get this - drop off a book for ‘someone’...

Now, being entirely honest, the Chain did internally judge his priorities just a bit, but they also weren’t about to kick up a fuss over it. Although Four failed to specify the identity of this mysterious ‘someone’, the other heroes simply assumed them to be an old friend, the gifted book acting as a mere excuse for Four to see them again. It’s only natural for a Link to begin missing his loved ones after adventuring for so long, and their resident smith must reeeally love you if that kiss you share is any indication. 

It happens so quickly that the other boys can barely process what their eyes bear witness to. One moment Four had been standing at the doorstep, book in hand as he assured everyone once again that his visit wasn’t going to take long. Then the door opened to an attractive stranger and next thing anyone knew, their Smithy was standing on his toes locking lips with said stranger - And with no hesitation whatsoever! 

“Link! It’s good to see you…Are these your friends?” You ask the question in such a casual manner as if it’s just an everyday occurrence for your boyfriend to randomly return with a whole new entourage behind him after months of being away.

“Yes. I’d tell you their names, but you know them already,” Four replies with a similarly calm demeanor, although his smile is now much more pronounced than it had been on the walk over, “Everyone here is named ‘Link’.”

“Easy enough to remember,” Even that information doesn’t seem to faze you beyond an intrigued eyebrow raise.

You’re quick to introduce yourself, not only by name, but also by the important title of being Four’s partner. Again, there’s no hesitation towards this establishment and he doesn’t so much as blink at hearing it, showing that this definitely isn’t a recent development for either of you. That little shit’s been dating you for a while, hasn’t he?! They should’ve known something was up seeing how annoyed he got following some of the other boys’ attempts at setting him up with a flirtatious local in the last visited town!

“It’s nice to meet you all. Link - Well, my Link has mentioned you in his letters before, so I was curious if our paths would ever cross.”

“Really? Cause he didn’t mention you at all…” Legend mumbles before getting elbowed roughly by Twilight.

“Will you all be staying? I can make tea or something -”

“- No. We’re only passing by so that I could give you this,” Four turns down your offer while handing you the book he’s been carrying around practically all day. How easily he’s able to do this surprises the Chain further, after all, most would jump at the chance to spend more time with their beloved. Surely just a few measly minutes can’t be enough to fill his quarter around you, can it?

“Ah, come on! You’re just going to introduce us and leave? That’s no way to treat a lover,” Warrior shames through a mischievous smirk. 

“We have a job to do. I wouldn’t want to delay us any longer than needed,” Four narrows his eyes at the Captain in return, yet that doesn’t stop the rest of the Chain from looking to Time who eventually sighs under the pressure of their gazes.

“...It would be rude to simply leave as suddenly as we came. I suppose there’s no harm in staying a short while - only if we are welcomed, of course.”

“Wonderful! I’ll get started on that tea then!” Four grimaces while the Chain cheers and enters your home without needing any more of an invite. Noticing his dampened mood, you place a hand on his shoulder and frown, “Do you not want to stay? I wouldn’t be upset -”

“- Of course, I want to stay,” He sighs, his hand quickly placing itself over your own, “I’ve missed you, I just don’t want them embarrassing me. They can be a bit…much sometimes.”

You chuckle, gently leading him inside, “They can’t be that bad, can they?”

“Hey Smithy! Why didn’t you say anything about having a lover before? After all we’ve been through together, too; we should be hurt!”

“...Can they?” Four deflates, and your smile turns more sympathetic. 

“Was it supposed to be a big secret?” Hyrule asks innocently, followed by Warrior’s scoff.

“I hope you aren't ashamed of them now.”

Four huffs in offense at that last comment, crossing his arms while shifting his weight to one side, “No, I’m not ashamed of them, and it was never a secret, it’s just that none of you ever asked. What was I supposed to do? Randomly start going on and on about my love life as we all ate around the campfire?”

“The Captain has no problem doing it,” Wild mocks, earning an insulted glare.

Hooking his arm around your waist and pulling you closer, Four rolls his eyes sarcastically, “This is my partner and I love them…There, you guys know now. Happy?”

“But we still don’t know any details!” Shy whines, “Like, how’d you guys meet? How long have you been together?”

“Are you married? Do you want to be?”

…Dear Hylia, Four can already feel a headache coming on. Seeing his plight, you go ahead and answer the questions for yourself, “I’m afraid it’s not that interesting of a story. We grew up together and were always close until one day, we simply decided our relationship was more romantic than platonic. That was about a year or so ago. Not sure if we’re going to get married anytime soon since we’re still pretty young…but it’s a nice thought for the future.”

“You seem to have a very comfortable life here,” Time acknowledges, having a look around your home which is cozy and filled with books, many having been gifts from your boyfriend who has always made a point of bringing at least one back after each of his adventures.

“Laidback and uneventful in the best way possible,” Is how someone else describes it, “We can see why you’d like our Smith then.”

“True,” You snort before sharing an amused smirk with Four, “Although he can be quite the handful sometimes.”

The boys raise their eyebrows, not certain what you're alluding to. The Smith a handful? Are you certain you're talking about the same guy now, or does he have a secret polar-opposite twin hiding around here somewhere? Now that’s an actual secret he won’t be telling them anytime soon.

[legendofmorons]

How to fall in love twice part 6

Pairing: Time x reader x Malon

Rating: T

Summary: Fate must really hate you guys. You and Malon have a brief encounter with the chain while escaping monsters. But it's over before you can really talk.

Warnings: cursing, vague fighting, Time is having a very bad day.

Other: If I missed anything, please let me know.

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Twilight has never before genuinely considered smacking the back of Time's head - until now.

Watching the old man pace over trampled grass for the umpteen time is painful.

Twilight gets it - mostly. He gets losing someone you love to an unknown.

But this is too much - it's been a month or so, and Time has spent every day on edge as he worries for you and Malon.

"Would you be still for five minutes? You're giving us all aneurysms." Legend barks from his spot tending the new fire.

"That’s not physically possible." Wild says without so much as a glance at the others.

"Time. You're going to wear a trench into the dirt at this point. You should take a break." Twilight says with a sigh, "You'll be no good if you tire yourself out."

"But -"

Leaves rustle and running can be heard. Voices sound - familiar voices.

"Farore above." Twilight manages.

All of the boys work to get to where your voice is heard.

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"I would really like to stop meeting monsters like this!" You call to Malon.

She laughs, taking down another monster with her bow.

You parry an attack and watch a portal open again. At least you can escape

"(Y/n)!" Someone calls.

That wasn't Malon.

"Malon!" Time's voice rings through the clearing.

The boys are running towards you- but you're pretty sure you have to leave through the portal and not stay outmatched by the monsters.

This is bullshit.

"Link?!"

"We have to go!" You call out, ducking an arrow.

You move then, with extreme spite and displeasure.

"Just stay there!" Time yells out.

Warriors are the ones to stop the others, taking the lead. He says someone to them that males Twilight look fairly upset.

"There's no time!" You yell. "Malon, come on!"

You can watch Malon look between you and her husband. She looks pained- and you can watch her try to fight the urge to stay.

"Mal!" Time calls, almost there.

It's not enough.

Malon tackles you out of harms way and through the portal.

You hit the ground hatd- but most unhurt.

"You okay?" Malon asks you.

You look around yet another strange place and no sign of a portal. Great.

"Mostly. Are you okay?"

"I'm- tired. But I'm okay."

"Good."

Malon stares at you - still hovering over your sprawled form. Her expression is something.

She's got a soft look on her face, but she also looks like she might like to cry.

"Has anyone told you you have pretty eyes?" She asks, moving off of you.

She sits to the side, her knees under her as she looks you over.

You can feel your face heat up. That's- not necessarily a common thing to hear.

"Maybe." You admit.

"It's true."

"Thank you." You say, sitting up and letting your arms hold you up.

"Any idea where we are?"

"The woods, mostly."

"Sounds right. We should follow the path then."

"Okay."

"Do you think the boys will be okay?"

"Of course. We've made it this far- and there are more of them.",

"That's fair enough." She gives a strained smile.

"Are you sure you're feeling okay?" You ask, trying to land somewhere between serious and not accusing.

Malon looks to you, and you can genuinely see how hard this has been on her.

Her eyes bear dark bags and bloodshot veins.

She's got littered bruises and fresh scars like stars in the sky. She's got dirt smeared across her and her clothes in at least ten places.

Her clothes are patched over too many times to last much longer. Her hair is in bad shape.

And you still think she's beautiful. (You must be really gone. Like- Malon is definitely pretty under usual circumstances, but no one can look that great in this condition.)

(Right?)

"I'm just tired." Malon says after a moment.

"Okay." You say.

You stand up, holding your hand out to her.

Malon takes your hand, standing up with only half a wince. Her ankle is still weaker than either of you would like.

Your phone gives a little notification sound

Your phone!

It's stayed at the same battery charge the whole adventure thanks to magic you suppose.

But it's not done more than self-storage and pictures.

You have a notification.

"I know where we are." You smile, "or at least when."

"Really?"

"Yeah. Let's follow the path. We're in my time."

"Oh! Is that good?"

"Maybe. Depends on where we actually are and such."

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You are in America, somewhere in the Pacific Northwest if the pine trees and rain are any clue.

You find a fairly nice extended stay and book about a week or so.

However, there are a few problems.

One, you and Malon both need new clothes.

Two, you have a lot of modern things to explain.

And three - which may actually be the biggest problem - there's only one bed.

However, just now, you're at the nearest Walmart superstore getting together some actual supplies for the time.

Watching Malon read all the ingredients in the shampoo and conditioner is eye-opening.

You've managed to find some decent jeans and some other clothes too.

You grab some basic foods and some other things before checking out.

This is going to be something.

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Time skids to a stop in the middle of a monster hoard. The reason you and Malon had to escape.

The portal closes just as he reaches it.

Fuck.

Fuck!

Time ... isn't really aware of his surroundings until that evening while he's cleaning his shield of monster guts.

He listens - realizing that Twilight and Warriors are trying to figure out how to get to you and Malon again.

"It might have been a fluke." Legend pipes in.

"I doubt that." Warriors says firmly.

But none of the conversations matter. Time can only replay the minute or two he saw you and Malon.

The way his wife tackled you through the portal ... he's glad she's never lost her drive.

You had looked - well, it's really not fair how pretty you looked.

And Time is so worried.

He knows Malon can handle herself.

He knows you can handle yourself.

But still.

He'd just watched you have to get tackled through a portal so you could both stay safe.

This is some shit.

Fuck whatever deity is running this sick game.