#lina watch CS

[smolpenguin]

Now seriously, why Endou is married why Natsumi (Same with Fuyuka but I'll focus in her since I'm talking about the anime) if they won't do anything with it post Season 1? Like, Endou died and they don’t even mentioned how his WIFE feels about it. Not even a character saying "Natsumi must feel devastated" or a pic somewhere of Natsumi crying.

I mean, I undertand why Haruna is the one that gives them the news and her relationship with Endou is important too, but I can't help but watch the episode while thinking "Natsumi would work better in this scene than Haruna" because some panels give me different vibes than the ones they want to transmit. I insist, I understand why they used Haruna and her friendship with Endou it's one of the best m&f friendships in GO but they could have add Natsumi talking with Haruna or even, since they are playing with Parallel Worlds, she could be working at the Raimon too.

Idk, prove me that Endou and Natsumi marriage is more than a constantly joke about both characters being incompatible or horrible as partners (*looking at the Gouenji Manga*). If Natsumi's GO character is about her being Endou’s wife then show me her feelings for Endou, how she is feeling about her husband being death and how she reacts at the news of him being alive.

Agh, as someone that used to like En/Natsu and likes Natsumi a lot it's sad to see how they only remember her when they need bad food jokes.

[causenessus]

omg i hate that guy <- not really anymore,, he's a good teacher my grades shot up SO fast (D->A within three months of him teaching) BUT LIKEEEE HES BEEN TEACHING ME SINCE 8TH GRADE AND SAYS LIKE 1 GOOD THING EVERY 6 MONTHS

HE ARRIVED AS SOON AS I READ UR ANSWER

he said i did well today 😎 and if i study properly ill do the same in all my next exams !!1! i have to start a bunch of different coachings eww

ANYWAYS i woke up at like 5 today (us moment) !! idk why because i had online classes that started from 9

sleep early tho!!!!!!! i hate waking up and i hate sleeping i hate everything actually

i conked out at 11:30pm last night (omfg i did not know i could do that)

im doing so good (still high off the grades) but like lowkey panicking bc of the next exams !! my goal is to beat my sister's records <//3 basically she's pike crazy good and got 7 A* and 1 B </3 i alr got an A* in the subject she got a B in, and then i have like 7 more subjects to give exams of :[

but like she is ACTUALLY so good at studies n shit she got the highest grades in her batch in biology in this years board exams (wtf!) and when she gave her 10th grade boards she got like the highest marks in economics in 34 years/basically the whole school history i will cry .

the english teacher i have rn is fucking insane she told us callous and careless are the same thing i almost cried

she also spelled ajar as ajure

NOW YOU MIGHT SAY but lina thats hecking stupid !! its not her first language:( SHE HAS A DEGREE?? AND IS THE HEAD OF THE ENGLISH DEPARTMENT ??? and she took up four classes (4hrs) just talking about the SYLLABUS not even what we're learning

im aiming for like,, country highest at least in english so having her is a terrifying thought

ALSO A GIRL FROM THE BATCH ABOVE ME GOT WORLD HIGHEST IN HER MATH BOARD EXAM (100%!?!?)

okay anyways ill go erm sorry for yapping.. IM STARTING MY HEALTHY STUDY GIRL ERA AND STUDY NOW!!! honestly im quite proud of myself because like a year and a bit ago my grades were like,, 1 U, 3 Ds, 5 Cs and 1 B like wtf .. anyways the subject i got a U in back then,, i got 90% in boards this year ! and my lowest grade recently was 80% like chat we r eating ts up

IVE TALKED ENOUGH THANKS FOR LISTENING OR WHATEVER NOW I FEEL EMBARRASSED

STAY SAFE AND HYDRATED NESS ILY ILY ILY BYEBYE :)

DON'T FEEL EMBARASSED!!!!! I LOVE TO HEAR YOU TALK <3333 (sorry i got distracted and immediately read the bottom paragraph LET ME READ FROM THE START) LMAO I'M GLAD YOUR TUTOR IS GOOD AT TEACHING!! EVEN IF HE'S NOT NICE 😔😔😔 KNOW THAT YOU'RE DOING SO WELL LINA!!! I'LL COMPLIMENT U AND CHEER U ON IF HE WON'T <3

LINA SIDE TAGENT THAT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH i love how energetic your writing is!!! like it's rubbing off on me <33 i was feeling a little sleepy but now that i'm reading your ask i feel more like !!! awake!!!! this is all /pos I JUST WANTED TO SAY I LOVE THE WAY YOU TALK </33 BUT PLEASE 5 AM???? AND YOUR FIRST ONLINE CLASS IS AT 9??? PLEASE BRO WHY IS THAT THE USUAL?? 😭 WHEN MY FIRST CLASSES WERE ONLINE IN HIGH SCHOOL I FR WOKE UP AT LIKE 8 EVERYDAY (bc idk how they were for you but like google meets were once a week and optional bc they'd just record it anyway so i'd watch the recordings at like 2x speed while doomscrolling tumblr or something)

YOU SLEEP EARLY PLEASE!! or like sleep more idk 😭😭 i could never wake up at 5 am willingly you're amazing for that 😭 the "i hate everything actually" is SO real it made me laugh so hard PLEASE 😭

YOUR SISTER SOUNDS CRAZY??? LIKE GOOD LUCK BEATING HER RECORDS IG </3 BUT PLEASE DON'T STRESS YOURSELF OUT OR MAKE IT A BIG DEAL !! YOU DID AMAZING THIS TIME AROUND WITH YOUR EXAMS AND IK YOU'LL DO GREAT AGAIN BUT DEFINITELY DON'T STRESS YOURSELF OUT TOO MUCH PLEASE!! i cannot believe the thing about your sister having the highest grades in ECONOMICS in like 34 years because economics is NOT fun that class made like 0 sense to me like bro if the global market is crashing and economists don't understand it HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO UNDERSTAND IT ?????????

CALLOUS AND CARELESS ARE THE SAME THING????????? HELLO????????????? HOW IS SHE A TEACHER I'M SO SORRY BUT LIKE EVEN IF IT'S NOT HER FIRST LANGUAGE THAT MEANS NOTHING LIKE BEING AN ENGLISH TEACHER IS NOT THE ONLY JOB OUT THERE IF SHE CAN'T TEACH ENGLISH THEN LIKE MAYBE SHE CAN TEACH SOMETHING ELSE??? BC I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE LETTING HER TEACH IF SHE'S DOING THINGS LIKE THAT 😭 AND SHE'S THE HEAD OF THE DEPARTMENT AND EVERYTHING??? EVEN CRAZIER???? good luck with your goals though!! i believe in u <3

WHY IS YOUR GRADE BREAKING LIKE ALL THESE RECORDS?????? LIKE I KEEP READING MORE PARAGRAPHS AND WITH EVERY WORD MY CONFIDENCE IN MY OWN SCHOLARLY ACCOMPLISHMENTS IS DEPLETING LMAO 😭😭 I DID NOT BREAK ANY RECORDS BUT GOOD FOR U GUYS!!!

amazing job with the better grades!! and i love your healthy study girl era!! please make sure to take care of yourself and keep your mind and body nourished <333 i hope you're doing alright!! i just saw something on your blog recently that made me want to make sure you're doing alright!!! please know that my dms are always open to you!! <33 take it easy and you're an amazing person <3 you're so sweet and talented please let me know if you need anything!!

[blossom-hwa]

20 Questions Tag :D

Tagged by @wingkkun <3 thank you kai :D

I’m tagging @chaninfused @maaneskin @tanzderwhat yEET

~~~

1. what do you prefer to be called name-wise?

lina!!

2. when is your birthday?

october 26 (the day before minho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

3. where do you live?

the good old u s of a (someone please get me out of here)

4. three things you’re doing right now?

typing?? uh, checking my cs homework, worrying about future deadlines oops

5. four fandoms that have piqued your interest?

the school for good and evil (THANKS FURAT), tbz, tbz, TBZ

6. how has the pandemic been treating you?

i mean it could be worse??? i wish i was on campus for my first year of uni but that’s probably not going to happen this year :/ i mean i’m alive and safe so that’s all that matters ig

7. a song you can’t stop listening to right now?

hmmmmmm got7 eclipse and skz never-ending story

8. recommend a movie?

tom holland’s spiderman movies, THE OLD GUARD

9. how old are you?

take a guess

10. school, university, occupation, other?

first-year university student attempting a major in biochemistry :D

11. do you prefer heat or cold?

heat i think (I just get too cold too easily i have no idea what’s going to happen when i eventually get on campus in the north lmao)

12. name one fact others may not know about you?

i read a lot (A LOT) of ww2 historical fiction/nonfiction????? don’t ask me why there’s just something very intriguing about the horrors of that time period. there were a few months where literally all the books i read where ww2 books (if interested I recommend code name verity and between shades of gray (NOT FIFTY SHADES NOT FUCKING FIFTY SHADES))

13. are you shy?

depends on the situation? among peers not always but with adults i’m definitely more reserved

14. preferred pronouns?

she/her

15. biggest pet peeve?

when PEOPLE DON’T THROW AWAY THEIR FUCKING TRASH, not turning off the tap when it’s being unused (i almost had an aneurysm while watching that cooking vlive with chan/han/jeongin/minho where the water was just running... and running... until chan finally fucking shut it off), throwing away food???? that’s just abhorrent to me

16. what is your favorite “dere” type?

uh. the only ones i know of are tsundere and yandere and yandere is bad so i guess i'll pick tsundere?

17. rate your life 1-10, 1 being crappy and 10 being the best it could be:

maybe 6.5 or 7

18. what’s your main blog?

@/linas-main

19. list your side blogs and what they’re used for:

this one is for nct/skz fics obviously (and possibly tbz too), @/scriptura-adrepticius is inactive now but my nine percent/idol producer fics are there

20. is there anything people need to know about you before becoming friends?

i am not good at taking the initiative to stay in contact especially for people i don’t know well??? i accidentally ghost people and/or have dry conversations bc i'm just very bad at keeping in touch at first :/ i also sometimes draw back very suddenly and i'm still searching for the reason for this but it’s literally not the other person’s fault at all it’s just. sometimes i suddenly feel uncomfortable. idk

[ygreczed]

Question Time !

Next one is a special @linabigface​ Question Time so be ready everyone !!! ~

I’m really sorry, I have a lot of asks lately but I am busy as hell (next week will be better) so I take my time to answer ! Sorry again...

Also, it’s kinda hard to have a total sight on the asks I answered and the others, because I love to read the cheering messages on them when I’m feeling down so I don’t remove them... That’s why my askbox is a mess ahem... I should screen the messages, keep them somewhere and clean up a little... later.

So, here we go !

> Hello ! :D Sure I will draw it ! But I am really busy with schoolwork and some projects on my blog lately (*cough* so much kdfd *cough*) so it might take some time. But yes, I will ! And thank you so much ! I know it’s not as amazing as some other artists on the fandom but I really enjoy drawing so I’m glad you like the result ~~

> Do you think so anon ? I remember I once studied a catalan song for school (La estaca by Luis Llach, if you know it ?) and I found it was pretty different from spanish ! But you’re right, there is some similarities with french, so... Maybe ? Thank you for telling me in any case ! Your remind me of the song, I used to sing it with some friends when I was working on it and it was a really beautiful language (less with my pathetic accent but anyway ahah) ~

@linabigface​ : Good to know ! I’m sure it will interest some people around here ! 

@shawn-and-aiden-frost-9​ : Ahahah, thank you, both of you ! But this ship has a real name ?! I always said Kdfd or Fdkd so I don’t know... But I’m glad the “kdfd” expression is rubbing off on you somehow ahah ~

@linabigface​ : Do you think so ? *-* I would love to be that reference since there isn’t much more tumblr focusing on this ship (?) but I’m sure it will bore people someday ahah... But I’m so happy you’re thinking this about my blog, it’s so kind *-* I’m putting a lot of effort in it so I can give you good content so you couldn’t say something nicer ~ Thank you so much Lina ! <3

> It’s a good question anon ! First, thank you for everything you said about my Harry Potter AU headcanons and Yuuki ; I really love the AU and I did my best for the headcanons thingy so I am really happy to know you like it ! I feel so proud actually xD Also, I didn’t thought of Yuuki in this AU, so I don’t have any headcanon for now. But if you have some please share them with us ! You can flood my askbox with HPAU!Yuuki hdcs, I will regroup them and post them. I may join you with my own hdcs ! I will try to think of something on my own with Yuuki but I really need to focus on the KdFd HPAU hdcs for now (I have too much things to do, I need to finish something ahah). Thank you again for your ask ! ~

> What did you do anon... You know I love talking about Kidou... xD You’re absolutely right ! That’s on of the reasons I love Kidou this much. I don’t know if you saw this post and this post, where I’m talking about my love for this fabulous boy but I feel the same about him. I too was kinda dubious when I saw him for the first time but now I couldn’t imagine Inazuma Eleven without him ! Though for Haruna, I have my theory : we saw that Haruna was sorta mad at Kidou in the first episodes when she finds him spying on Raimon. During all those years, Kidou couldn’t meet her sister because his father or Kageyama (or both ?) was/were using it as a motivation to force him follow his commander’s orders. And Haruna was mad at him because of this, because he was avoiding her and because he was playing “wrong sakka”. When Haruna realised he was doing everything for her, she forgave him and Kidou finally saw that she was right about everything and decided he wouldn’t follow Kageyama’s orders anymore (so he will keep seeing Haruna no matter what !) Tbh I can’t imagine Kidou risking to lose Haruna, she’s his last family. I think that Kidou would do anything for his sister, even if it destroys him (I’m sure someone this caring and this kind would feel terrible if he was forced to do the kind of things Kageyama is making him do...) Oops, sorry I did it again... Thank you for your ask in any case ! I’m always okay when it comes to have a chat about Kidou ahah

> Not that I don’t like Go/Cs/Galaxy... Well, I used to dislike these seasons (because I was really frustrated not to have a show focusing on my original IE boys). I was really bitter about it and I had the feeling all the Go characters were a shameful plagiarism of the original boys ; a Gryphon Trio with more or less the same personalities as the Break Trio, Kirino being a pink haired Kazemaru, etc... And one day I realised Go characters had a real personality and all. I think I really enjoyed Go. I never finished Chrono Stone because I got bored of the time travels, because I really found Wandaba unbearable and because the IE original characters didn’t have much importance in the season (unlike Go I guess).

And I tried to see Galaxy but when I realised Kageyama was back (WTF ?!) and Kidou, Fudou and Sakuma being “lololol, everything is fine” despite this man being their ultimate enemy/mentor and despite them having REALLY CONFLICTUAL FEELINGS FOR HIM. I know we need to focus on the Go kids but still, Kageyama was THE best vilain in IE, with real struggles, credible goal and good background and his relationship with the Penguin trio and Raimon is really important to me... I only watched Galaxy until episode 14 (or something like this) because Fudou was having his cameo as Resistance Japan’s coach (and he’s too sexy, I couldn’t resist him).

I hope it answers your ask, anon ! :)

> Oh wah, thank you *-* You’re amazing too anon ! I’m glad you like this blog, really ! *-* I didn’t think so much people would ask me about Genda... I like Genda but as the anime isn’t showing him a lot I don’t know him very well... As I was saying I have a lot of projects going on lately so I can’t start something about Genda really soon, but yeah, I’ll try to do more about Lion boy ~ Don’t hesitate to send me another ask if there is some points you want me to focus on (so I will know where to begin ahaha).

Thank you again. Hope you will have good time around here in the future !

[xiuxiuflake]

German Music

Some of my fav German Music for @exo-trashbean

- Lina Maly 

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riH-Nd5VbrQ

2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1xxzrdao5A

- Yvonne Catterfeld

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKVLAfhB3ic

(the Acoustic Version is better than the Original)

- Sportfreunde Stiller

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4uXGzFZjqw

2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeNHxg-ciDI

- Juli

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad8ukI7Z-b8

2.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyMT8MDaxqo

- Tay Schmedtmann 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBKtXv_afzo

- Boris Alexander Stein

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCgeI84q-dg

- Mark Forster

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ny3VjwhP4

2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtXC1lkjkXY

3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQk-CrBOsq8

4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBf3ra-smSY

5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_oeir5Xd6k

- Max Giesinger 

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP8DRaj730Y

2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWH-694OftE

3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKbyKy_4stE

- Adel Tawil

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPCP545vYGQ

2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBk9yZMfQW8

3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDoHZb9vCs4 (old but gold)

4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSZ0Uei3WvQ

- Cassandra Steen 

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltQNeihjqB0

2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcLaJ_iRpn8 (so old but ma fav)

- Phillip Poisel 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8tHKxrhE0M (The Intro when he talks is so heartbreaking)

- Silbermond (One of my Favourite Bands)

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohHJjPSsW8c&index=4&list=PLi3P74mGIFW6uU_n7LXT66OiGCRz1i3jW

2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxijG1N4jF4&list=PLi3P74mGIFW6uU_n7LXT66OiGCRz1i3jW&index=6 (my favourite)

3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fXkngQhtJM&index=7&list=PLi3P74mGIFW6uU_n7LXT66OiGCRz1i3jW (Their debut song lol)

4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqcXnjAx7dk&list=PLi3P74mGIFW6uU_n7LXT66OiGCRz1i3jW&index=9

5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRs56yxg3sw

- Jupiter Jones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgCOUO-s8nY

- Revolverheld 

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf0MC3CFihY&list=PLiq6R2ZzAG8-rnyd9hxRZMzA_TK_4Gqsg&index=7 (Cutest MV ever)

2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs7DtefEQ4E&index=8&list=PLiq6R2ZzAG8-rnyd9hxRZMzA_TK_4Gqsg

3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR4MI_8WIrw&index=12&list=PLiq6R2ZzAG8-rnyd9hxRZMzA_TK_4Gqsg

4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNttGAaek2U&index=16&list=PLiq6R2ZzAG8-rnyd9hxRZMzA_TK_4Gqsg

- Glassperlenspiel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOcCVXJQCy4&index=5&list=PLcjBCvtH2Q91ApJYFKTNtBWqnkbh0qveG

- Casper (emo much)

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeMLX5gvscg&index=2&list=PL15319F169B158E48

2.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIGM2dZX0CY&index=4&list=PL15319F169B158E48

- Tim Bendzko

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5Vz7obL460

2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsZvjqG2lec

3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BAKb2p450Q

- Andeas Bourani

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BAKb2p450Q (fav)

2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9EYjn5f_nE

3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2DHiyFdaSk

- Materia

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrYYg_atdtk

2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzOrzJ1dNQk

- Peter Fox/Seed

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdtLCfEcPL4

2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMqIuAJ92tM

3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yphwzD1XaBY

4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yWU0lFghxU

- Culcha Candela

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNWO5N8Vxsc

2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX01x81SmWQ

3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4PgXX0bt-g

4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHpO5cPeIXg

5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJi8brYK3Gg

6. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKmb7PQNu-4

7. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EA7lgdTcLk

- Sido (He raps idk if you like that)

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5-NnEGU29I

2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RveIJFR7LV4

3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4odG4d_88g (iconic)

German Artist singing in English

- Lena Meyer-Landrut

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4IZxku8N7w

2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85_ASYb4Utk

3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjyUGX1_uyk

4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81abAJao-cs

5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFciOb0diQE

- Gentleman (Raggae)

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuOS2jb2WOg

2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utbVkvNrrdg

3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvb6jRhHsEM

4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5nSn40Jtu8

5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRXgZQEi-S4

- Stefanie Heizmann

1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH5sRhcCyFk&list=PL_iwCAboPN7sKTZGLNE6r_v5gMncsf5Ct

2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP0-wMUxW1o&index=2&list=PL_iwCAboPN7sKTZGLNE6r_v5gMncsf5Ct

3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suEmsQRSIxY&list=PL_iwCAboPN7sKTZGLNE6r_v5gMncsf5Ct&index=3

4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9V6xnHF5Iw&list=PL_iwCAboPN7sKTZGLNE6r_v5gMncsf5Ct&index=8

5. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRbEbKHmT38

6. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbrVS50Plow

7. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5ozuHKYYNU

Well this turned out to be way longer than expected, please tell me your thoughts and have fun 

[lassluna]

Los Angeles Fairy Tales (1/?)

A/N( Lucifer and Once Crossover, may be more, may have a plot, who knows? Thank you for all the reblog encouragements of “DO IT” and “write the thing” from: @trueromantic1 , @randomramblings473 and @captain-swan-jones. 

I also had a bit of proofreading from ruhi and svenja on the CS Writing Hub on Discord to make sure Maze was in character. I don’t know their names here...)

Chapter 1: Maze Makes a Friend

Maze didn’t like humans. She’d grown used to them, but he had trouble dealing with certain aspects of them.

They were needy and fragile things. Maze was a demon; she didn’t do well with fragile things. She often forgot this when chasing down skips. On occasion, she broke a bone or two. It was becoming a problem according to Chloe. They thought she was using ‘excessive force’ on her catches.

“The only reason that no one has tried to charge you with anything is that none of your perps want to confess to getting beat up by a girl smaller than them.” Chloe told her one night over wine. “So you need to be more careful, try to be gentler.”

Gentler. Chloe was telling a demon to be gentler. It would be laughable if Chloe believed she was in fact a demon.

Maze rolled her eyes. She was created not to be gentle.

Linda tried to teach her to be patient and nurturing last month; she said it could help let go of some of her anger. Linda still didn’t understand that it wasn’t anger that made her violent, it was stupid people. Linda gave her a fish to take care of.

Trixie confiscated her fish, for what, Maze didn’t know, she was trying to be patient, but it wasn’t doing anything. She was just trying to make the thing do something, she was just poking it, with a knife, but it was only a little knife.

Trixie named it Bubbles, and hid Bubbles in her room.

It was a ridiculous assignment anyway.

So Linda gave Maze a different one to help teach her ‘people’ skills to fit in better. Linda told Maze to make a friend, sounded simple enough.

So Maze started looking. She tries the person she gets coffee from when she’s on a stake out, but her voice is too high pitched and all she talks about is if some guy likes her. It made Maze want to hit her.

There was this cop guy that emailed her the newest batch of dirt bags to hunt down, but he kept calling her ‘missy’. Maze was no missy. Instead of telling him all the things Linda coached her to say to a new friend, she told him that if he called her missy one more time, she’d decapitate him with his stupid emails.

So that guy was out.

There were a handful of other people she tried, but they didn’t seem too receptive, and Maze wasn’t too interested either. Maze decided that this assignment was also stupid.

She already had friends. Lucifer, Linda, Chloe, Dan, Amenadial. She didn’t need anymore. But Linda shook her head.

“Someone new.” She insisted. “Someone not connected to Lucifer, your own friend.” Lina explained. “You say you want a life outside of Lucifer, to be on your own, well this is a good step towards that.” Maze hated it when Linda was right.

Maze had pretty much given up, ready with a rant about how she couldn’t possibly befriend another human, how they were just too self-involved and weak for her to have to deal with. The whole point was to teach her to be gentler with her catches, and getting her pissed off by idiots, was not going to help.

She tried to forget about it and catch her recent dirt bag. A thief by the name of Tom Martin, the ass had robbed a jewelry store; put the owner in the hospital for no good reason. Just to assert macho dominance, Maze rolled her eyes looking the file over.

See? This was what made Maze exert a little bit more pressure than she needed to.

Maze stared from her car, waiting for him to come out of the restaurant, she preferred catching her prey in her element, the dark alleys or parking lots, and it usually prevented civilians from screaming.

She looked up, seeing the guy staggering out looking like he’d had one too many with a blonde woman besides him. Maze smirked; she got out of her car and quietly crept behind the couple. She’d push between them and arrest Martin. She promised herself that she’d only break his leg if he tried to run.

Maybe.

However, before she got a chance, the blonde moved. She took the hand that was around her hip and twisted it behind the guy’s back, slamming him into the car she was walking him towards.

“Call me Missy one more time, I dare you.” She hissed, pulling her cuffs from her side and cuffing him. It made Maze stop in her tracks in intrigue. She smirked at the sight. “Back to jail with you.” She said, pulling the guy up. The blonde caught her watching.

“It’s not what it looks like.” She said with a tired sigh. “He’s a criminal, skipped out on his bail.” She assured her.

Maze nodded. “Oh I know sweetheart.” He said, coming close. “First time someone beat me to a catch.” She praised, looking the blonde over, she didn’t look too tough, but Maze new better than anyone that looks could be deceiving.

“Well I deserved it for letting this creep feel me up for a half hour.” She complained. Maze chuckled. There was no way she’d have that patience for that. She’s more of a predator sort of bounty hunter.

The blonde smirked. “And it won’t be the last I get.” She said confidently, shoving the guy into the back of her car. Maze chuckled. The blonde was returning Maze look with her own. Maze could tell when she was being sized up. She returned a smirk.

“You think.” She smirked. “You got lucky this time blonde.”

Blondie rolled her eyes. “We’ll see.”

Maze made her way back to her car, not even upset that she lost her skip. She thought she might have possibly a new friend.

X

Apparently the blonde in the Yellow Volkswagen wasn’t wrong, she spotted her at least four of her skips that week. She was good.

She didn’t just honey trap them, she hunted almost methodically, going to all the best places for dirt bags to lay low, the second she spotted them, she took off after them like a demon out of hell.

It was awesome.

X

“Talk to her.” Linda encouraged when she met her for her weekly session. She looked happy, almost proud of her. All Maze had said was that she might have found a human that wasn’t completely annoying. “Do you remember what I told you about how to make a new friend?” She asked. Maze nodded.

“Be friendly, talk about common interests, open up to her.” She recited in a bored tone. It honesty wasn’t that difficult.

“Just not too much, no demon stuff.” Linda corrected.

“Be a good listener; invite her to go for drinks.” She continued. It was how she became friends with Chloe after all.

Linda nodded. “Good. What did you say her name was?” Linda asked.

Maze hadn’t, she hadn’t even asked for the blonde’s name, just that she was a bounty hunter like her and didn’t take crap, so Maze asked around, most people hadn’t heard of her, apparently she’d only moved to LA a few days prior to Maze meeting her. IT meant Maze would have to do this the old fashioned way.

She found her rallying a pair of guys with handcuffs.

“Need a hand?” She asked approaching. She vaguely recognized the men, no one of any particular interest.

“And split the check, no way.” She snapped, pushing them to their knees, dialing her police contact, whoever that was.

“I don’t need you money.” Maze promised. “Just know that not many of the cops like to come down for pick up, you might be a while.” She looked skeptical.

“I’m Mazeken, but my friends call me Maze.” She introduced. “Best Bounty Hunter in LA.” She said smugly.

“For now.” The blonde quipped back. “I have a knack for finding people.” She said. Maze shrugged.

“We’ll see.” She said. “So do you want that help or not?” She shook her head.

“I got this.” She said stubbornly. Maze frowned.

“What do you do besides catching dirt bags?” She asked, switching gears. The blonde shrugged.

“They keep me busy.” She mused. “Looks like the cops got here after all.” She said just as a blue and white police car pulled up.

Maze frowned; this was harder than Linda made it sound.

X

She was being nice, being kind, being what a good friend should be.

It repulsed her, but she was trying.

She tried to invite her for food, nope, she wasn’t hungry, she tried sharing her past work experience at a bar, Lux. She tried complaining about her roommates, (Chloe snored). She got nothing in return. No sharing of stories, no attempts at being her friend. It was like talking to a wall.

Linda encouraged her to keep trying, that sometimes people need to get used to the idea of something before they accept it, but it was really, really hard for her, Maze didn’t do nice, so it was taking everything out of her to be that.

Maze asked if there was a way to make someone your friend. It would save her a lot of trouble right about now.

Linda assured her she couldn’t, all Maze could do was extend the hand of friendship and hope she takes it.

The last straw when she brought her coffee. The blonde looked at it and shook her head. “Thanks, but I don’t drink coffee.”

Who doesn’t like coffee?

Maze was done. She dropped the coffee on the ground.

“Look, I don’t know what backwater town you came from, but I’m done.” She snapped, seemingly surprising the blonde. “I like you, you seem way cooler than most of the mortals I run into, so I wanted to be your friend, but now, no way, not interested.”

The blonde looked at her in surprise, but Maze didn’t care. He turned around and walked away.

“Maziken?” The blonde called out. She stopped. “That place you used to work, Lust?”

“Lux.” She corrected.

“I was hoping to get a drink tonight.” She said casually. “Is it good?”

Maze turned around with an uninterested look.

“The new bartender isn’t half bad.” She said. Lucifer was out on a stakeout with Chloe, otherwise there was no way Maze would bring her around Lux.

“Want to join me? I can tell you about this one time I was a cashier at a grocery store as a kid.” She said, leaning against her bug. “But right now I have a skip to catch.”

Maze smirked. “Sure.” He said, looking uninterested. “But only if I catch mine in time.” She said.

“Ken Fisher?” The blonde asked. Maze nodded.

“Winner buys drinks.” She said with a competitive edge.

“You’re on.” Maze agreed.

“Swan.” The blonde supplied. “Emma Swan.”

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What I did to you, Level 5 ? Why you must break my heart like this?

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This was supposed to be a funny anime about soccer not an impossible but beautiful one-side...? romance between Shindou and Okatsu. I hate you Level 5.

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I decided to rewatch/finish CS to have some fluff ideas for HakuKyou but instead I ended with angst ideas...NICE.

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“[Endou Daisuke]...who is known to us as the god of soccer” So, that explain why Kageyama is “I’ll become the god of soccer!” in Galaxy huh.

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I know I should be sad because Endou "died by a car accident" but instead I'm laughing because I imagined Kageyama driving the car.