#limp lettuce anon

[are-we-really-doing-this]

Father tagz what is your favorite album cover?

These ones, anon. ^^^

In order from top to bottom, left to right they are:

• Soulfly - Primitive

• Rage Against the Machine - Renegades

• System of a Down - Steal this Album

• Twiztid - Electric Lettuce

• Korn - See You on the Other Side

• Limp Bizkit - Significant Other

• Tool - Ænima

• Crazy Town - The Gift of the Game

• Jamiroquai - Synkronized

• Insane Clown Posse - The Mighty Death Pop! Box Set

[amazingmsme]

NOOOOO YOUR SALAD!!!!!

-Penelope anon

Literally me

Ok but alternatively I tried looking up pictures of limp salad & made the horrifying realization that people actually eat gross ass limp wilty lettuce & now I’m disgusted

[hyucksbf]

hello it's me the limp lettuce anon i hope u don't midn me coming back to talk to u.. im a loyal renjun stan all the dreamies are so :( they all tug at my heartstrings i love them all also cherry bomb oH MY god i'm hype also how long have u stanned nct?? and what got u to stan donghyuck whatta bae tho

LIMP LETTUCE ANON !!! UR SO CUTE SHDHDJJD but yes i dont mind !!! i lov when people talk 2 me yeee

nd ur a renjun stan ??? thats so Soft i love ??? renjun has a special place in my heart to hes,,, the best boy,,, all the dreamies tho theyre my faves i love them my same ages idols !!! also aAHA i only saw this after le teasers came out but yES THE HYPE,, ITS REAL FSGHHDHDJJ DID U GO TO THE WEBSITE YET !!!!! 

oKAY okay yes i’ve stanned nct ever since 7th sense era fr but i’d heard abt them as smrookies before (just never payed much attention lmaooo im bad) but yes t7s had me Shook n tbh it still does best nct sonG

and !!! donghyuck !!! my bby boy i love him so much u dONT UNDERSTAND !!! idk what got me to stan him i think it just ??? happened ?? idk man like when i first discovered them in t7s era i was too obsessed w the song to even seriously learn their names and all that,,, i kid u Not it was all i listened to,, but then 127 debuted and i learned some of their names but still didnt really have a bias, i think i claimed it was winwin just so that i could tell people i had a bias But i loved all of them,,, so then things went on,, i wasnt really a part of the fandom yet until chewing gum u dont understand the dreamies Tied me in i love them so much,,, n then idk i think donghyuck just settled on me ?? honestly like i love all the nct members so much but whenever i see him my heart just kinda goes !!!! and i love him So Much he deserves everything and hes so fkn strong and deserves so much more recognition than he does now,,,, ur boy was practially sobbing when i first heart my first and last like, oh maybe maybe ???most iconic ?? like what got me first was his voice i remember in firetruck i was goDDAMN thats a Nice voice ya got there kid,,, n then i did my research n i found out he was like practically my age nd i was like !!! bitch whatthe fuck!! it was his voice i love it it was so different but it fit so well and ??? n then also the age too like ive never had an idol around my age like that before so iw as !! Very excited,,, also hes visual King and !! and he has such a sweet personality like yes hes savage and all but underneath it all hes Soft and im soft and,,, ajsjdjdjfkj i just love that kid okay i could say so much more but,,, i’ll be here all day

[slowpokegamer]

Me: *wants to be talk to more popular tes blogs*

Also me: *too much of an awkward piece of limp lettuce to ask them things off anon, tag them in posts, or send messages*

[necromatador]

To the anon who just took a shot:

I may be barely getting by with 2 roommates, but I AM getting by renting my own place, paying ALL MY OWN BILLS, with 2 roommates who are dear friends of mine.  And I’m getting better as time goes on.

Unlike your gross ass who has nothing better to do with your life than haunt my tumblr and be a bitter piece of filth.

The friends I mentioned with dyed hair are also, AMAZINGLY, NOT MY ROOMMATES.  One is married, has a great job, and is renting a home while saving up to buy a home and start a family.  The other has a good job and is saving up while living with and helping take care of their parents.

My roommate also, by the way, only has 2 jobs which she works regular almost 15 hour days between (a work ethic I’m sure you know nothing about, you limp piece of rotting lettuce) and let’s not even speak to your worrying attitude of condescension towards a service worker and a woman (she’s a waitress not a ‘bar wench’ you putrid, misogynistic shitsmear).

Long story short, you’re the internet-connected equivalent of that fish that lives in a sea cucumber’s anus and if I ever do find out who you are, because you’re probably the same anon who was creeping around my Facebook before which means we probably know each other in real life, we’re going to have words.

[hyucksbf]

IT'S LIMP LETTUCE AND TAEIL CAN TOSS ME IN A SALAD PH MY GOD also omg ur getting into ikon??? aka one of my fav groups???? who do u like the most rn omg also AAHH YOU LIKE KARD AND MONSTA X TOO SHDKSJ ur awesome.. also ive had a big day today like i had a chamber group competition, and like they mucked up the timetable so i had to perform twice in a row whcih left me shook, taeil's teaser hurt me,,, do u play an instrument??

DUDE WAIT FUCIKCI U PLAY IN INSTRUMENT IM SVRLEMAOUE SAMEwSAME ME TOO IM BAND NERD GALORE HELP ME,,,, I PLAY CLARINET IN CHAMBER GROUPS TOO SHKJSHJCEU

fr tHO i play the clarinoot nd music is my #1 passion and i lov it im going into it as a Career n u are my new best friend fellow instrument playing nct stanning kpop kid what instrument do u play ??? are u in other ensembles besides chamber groups ?? ? aaAAAAA

anYWAYS yes taeil needs 2 chill i feeled personally attacked like,,, i was bracing myself 4 john john over here bc hes my bias wrecker bUT YALL TAEIL NEEDS 2 CHILL

ikon tho !!!! bday was my jam tbfh so i was like,, ykno why not and so far junhoe is a fave he already stood out 2 me before i learned their names bc of his voice bUT now i kno his Name and hes Potential Bias Material

[hyucksbf]

HELLO IT IS LIMP LETTUCE IM CRYING DONGHYUCK LOOKS SO GOOD YOUR BOI IS SLAYING (also i bet ur not uglie ur probably v cute) AND I WASNT READY FOR NAKAMOTO YUTA BUT WHEN AM I EVER?????? gOd i thought swerving to yuta was just a limitless era thing,, bOY WAS I WRONG im going to cry when taeil's teaser is out ?? im lying i cry for every member's teaser but NAKAMOTO YUTA ASJFKSJ

MR NAKAMOTO YUTA NEEDS 2 SIT HIS ASS DOWN I DIDNT ASK ??????? IDEK HOW YUTA STANS ARE EVEN STANDING RN EVEN I WAS LIKE ??>AHJHDBBJJB THEFUC IS THAT,,, HDHDHUH

WE HAVE TAEIL JOHNNY N MARK LEFT IM GONNA YELL THEYRE GONNA KILL ME ESP JOHNNY TOO BC WHEN HIS LIMITLESS TEASER CAME OUT I ALMOST SWERVED TOO FAR FAM HE LIKES 2 PLAY W MY HEART TOO MUCH AJKDKLAJAHB

ALSO AHHAH im nOT cute but tHANKS,,,, who knOWS maybe ill post smth for my birthday sjakjsdbdb idk man im p sure none of yall know what my face looks like hA

[hyucksbf]

hi!! u rly don't need to apologise abt replying later, i've been dying from schoolwork too also fjdk my mock exam went rly well!! and i got really good grades for japanese too so i'm feeling good 💓💓 i hope ur not feeling too stressed with exams, as u said u did rly well with the exams youve already done so im sure youve aced the others!! also ahh u do history?? idk if it's compulsory at ur school but im doing it for an accelerate subject, do u enjoy it?? what r u learning rn?? -limp lettice

gjsgjsj IM FINALLY ANSWERING THIS maybe ill get back to answering regularly im so sorry,, anYWAYS yea its compulsory at my school (u gotta take four years of english and math + three years of science and history in order to graduate so yeee) and yea i enjoy history bc ?? idk to me its like learning one big complicated story and i Love stories and i find it interesting 2 learn abt the past sjjjs im a nerd wtf

as for what were learning,, my first year it was general world history so we spend the entire year briefly covering a Lot of country’s past issues, n then last year and this coming year is only us history + its a lot more in depth than world history since its just focusing on one country

nd yeA i got all my exam grades and i got A’s and B’s so im satisfied w myself,, except not really in math i got a 65 but since everyone in my grade basically failed she added 20 points to everyones grade so it ended up an 85 hahA,,,, im glad ur exam went well too !! since this is like a LOng time after u sent this in have u done any more or ??? has school even ended for u idk hshsh

[hyucksbf]

that v live was too much,, renjun looked so nice with his hair like a peachy colour i love it ahh and him Exposing jisung.. also im so hype for the comeback omgg the dance looked cool and everyone looks really good ajsksj also how have u been lately?? sjdksk i had a mock math exam today and my brain forgot how to function on the last page im worried but ive accepted my fate :'( but i hope uve been doing better than i have!! -limp lettuce anon

wjsfwhw SORRY THIS HAS TAKEN SO LONG,,,, i’m in the midst of exams week so i only really have time 2 reblog stuff occasionally but i havent forgotten abt my fave anonnie !! hii hi!! i haven’t taken my math exam yet bUT ive taken my latin + band finals and have good grades for those so yeee !! i just took history today and i think i did p well !!! have u learned what u got on ur mock exam yet ????

nd this was before the cb came bUT anyways yes the dance is Lit and i love cherry bomb okay,,, my fave 127 title track jdhejh ngl

and renjun aaaaaa hes such a bean i love him,,, did u see him in the previews going to jeju he looked like a Prince !!! my fave prince i love him (also my fav exposing prince bc lmao jisung)

[hyucksbf]

musical theory,,, i got war flashbacks and what's worse is that im still in that war rn bass clef can leave the room right now bUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE TEASER??? TOO MUCH WAS HAPPENING ALL I REMEMBER IS DONGHYUCK BEING BEAUTJFUL (WHEN IS HE NOT) AND SICHENGS HAIR IN THE WIND AND MARK'S VOICE OF GOD AT THE END i stayed up till 3am for this im sleep deprived and in tears but #worthit

AAAAAA sorry this took so long ajjhksk anyways,,,, yes music theory is basically War bc whatthe fuck rules are never constant HA,, n idk bass clef isnt that bad 4 me since i just read the note a third up anyways (since i’m used to treble) but its alto clef that gets me like wtf fuck off why is C where B should be >:0 not allOWED

AHHSSJ YEA I SAW ALL THE TEASERS RELEASED TIL NOW DID U SEE THE VLIVE ???? KAHHD NCTZENS YES !!! nD marks voice of god tOO REAL and DONGHYUCK MA BOI IS SO BEAUTIFUL I LOVE,,,,

[hyucksbf]

it's limp lettuce and i play violin!! but i used to learn clarinet (only for a year but i enjoyed it so much fjlja i regret not carrying on) and piano omg also band seems so fun :( im jealous of the concert bands at my school they look like so much fun fjalk but ahh i can't believe you're so into music that's so cool im in two orchestras and two chamber groups,, i used to be in choir but i had to quit this year bc i was too busy,, also jUNHWE MY DUMB BF omg r u me from an alternate universe ,,

AAAA sorry this took so long 2 respond omg,, buT yes he is Growing on me ajhshdsjj we will see what happenS

aNYWAYS violin is so cool !!! hsdjsh ive wanted to play a string instrument for so long ive just never had the time 2 learn one aaaaa also piano too i gotta learn piano its like,, mandatory,,,, but i’ll probably end up teaching myself bc im already taking clarinoot lessons n that takes up money aHA also yes concert band is v fun its like,, memes but we play music and it sounds Awesome (we dont have an orchestra at our school tho so im :( ) nd i was never in choir i cant sing 2 save my life lmaoooo i”M LEArning tho in music theory soOO !!!

[hyucksbf]

it's limp lettuce here. it has been about 9 hours since the release of donghyuck jaehyun and yutas teasers and im still cRying im so shook like first it's the birthday of one of my top favs in kpop, then i get attacked by Visual Kings??? speaking of favs, do u like any groups other than nct?? i hope you've had a good day/night (idk american timezones at all omg) ❣️

o boy o boy u cant ask me that Question hsjhjcbejbj okay so nct and day6 are my ults,,, like i cant chose between them bc theyre so incomparable to each other ??? like if you’ve listened to day6′s songs you’ll kno that theyre soooo different style wise (besides the fact that they’re a band) than nct,,, so theyre really both my ults to satisfy both sides of my music taste aaaaa\

but seriously day6 is !!! i can’t express it that much on tumblr bc their fandom is so much smaller than nct’s but !!!!!! they make me so happy, in like a different way nct does,,, idk they make me feel somewhat nostalgic ?? like while nct’s music is my “”new”” music taste, day6 is a Lot like my “”old”” one,, nd i just ?? love them ?? i smile made me cry ngl i sobbed so much

other than nct and day6 there’s so many,, um,,, i’ll just list a few ig ??? kard, pristin, monsta x, backpink, f(x), bts, seventeen, exo, twice, winner, sf9 yea those are those where ik their names and most songs n all, i listen to sooo many others tho as a casual fan tho,, i’m also working on getting into ikon atm help me

nD !!! lmao its a day Late but !!!!! yes the Teasers hit me so hard and i,,, i stan the Right Group nct spoils us so much jkdhkshh ive been playing on thAT WEBsite for an hour pls,,,, n yes i’m having a good day !! idk when this was sent bUT its afternoon here so yeeeeee

[hyucksbf]

LIMP LETTUCE HERE YOURE SO CUTE AND WHIPPED FOR DONGHYUCK it made my heart very happy to see so much appreciation for him omg.. also tHE WeBSITE i almost died on the spot when i saw sicheng,,, and taeyong ,,, and doyoung like wow i have motivation to do things now sjdjsh imr eally really excited for cherry bomb and ive been having. too much fun with the BOMB YOUR PIC feature alskdj stop me ALSO how have u been? how is school (or r u on break?? are american schools on break?? are u american ??)

……………….. so i died in the middle of class i ??? DID U SEE MA BOY’S TEASERS U BET IM WHIPPED 4 HIM THE LOVE OF MY LIFE,,,, i stan the visual King, the Legend !!! nd yes the website is the cutest thing i ?? we stan the Right Group limp lettuce anon oml (i may or may not of taken like a thousand selfies thru the bomb ur pic feature buT HA im Ugli so ill probably delete them lmaoooooo)

n yes i am an american kid and at least where i am school is not out yet,,,, we hve til the 23rd i want 2 die,,,, but i’ve been gud minus donghyuck coming for me in those teasers but ykno i love him so its fine :::) i love Death