#lil' uchiha queen

[daydreamtt]

So at this point

when Sarada sets a specific time

She's not playing

You're officially screwed

[koroart]

3) which villain would you most like to fight, 8) favorite female ninja’s outfit, 13) what ninjas would you want as your teammates , 26) favorite uchiha , and 31) brotp !

Naruto Asks!

3: Which villain would you most like to fight?

Nah I’m just kidding , tbh none because my bitch ass wouldn’t even last a second.

8: Favorite female ninja’s outfit

Imma go with my girl Tsunade’s outfit !! I love how simple it is and it looks comfy too. I especially love her coat like yes queen , serve it. ✋🏼✨

13: What ninjas would you want as your teammates?

Hmmmmm good question! I’d definitely want Sakura on my team, for her medical prowess, then maybe Hinata for her byakugan and Rock Lee for his good moral support and awesome strength and teamwork !

26: Favorite Uchiha

My good boy Itachi!!! I also got a soft spot for lil Sarada ~ Madara I can appreciate because we are both gay people with bad coping mechanisms. 🤙🏼✨

31: Brotp

SENJU BROOOOOOOSSSSS 😭✨💖 I also love Naruto and any of his friends and KAKASHI AND GAI, THE ULTIMATE BROTP ( and otp 👀 )

[taliaquinn]

Why Me!? Chapter 19

Authors Note:                                                                                            Hiya peeps and geeks, I finally published chapter 19. I hope you Peeps like it. Dont forget to reblog, comment and like!! (They make me happy)

“Think about it, why would she want to talk to you,” Chloe mumbled struggling to shake off the sleepiness “Right now she only sees you as the boy who refused to stand up for her, Against the girl that threatened her in the bathroom”. 

Adrien was silent at the other end of the phone. “She told you about Lila threatening her in the bathroom?” Nonono. That was the worst thing that could happen. Now rumors are going to spread.

Chloe could only scoff in response. She knew exactly what Adrien was worrying about.

“Pfft uh yeah, Mari told us everything, gotta say Adrien I wasn't that surprised when she told us, Kagami on the other hand….”

“SHE TOLD KAGAMI!?!?!?” Adrien shouted upset. Upset at Marinette for telling everyone, even Kagami. He’s noticed that Kagamis been blowing him off and sometimes even downright refusing to talk to him at social events they both attend. 

Marinette told Kagami and Chloe everything about Lila, Adrien, and Alya when she called them a week ago. Chloe's heart broke at hearing the girl sob. Kagami was enraged, in fact, that was what spurred her into starting to plot revenge. Karma would wreak havoc on everyone who dared hurt the bluenette

“Yes Adrien Kagami Knows and before you go off and get all flustered, No we haven't spread rumors or told anyone. At Marinette's insistence." She spat. Adrien didn't deserve to be protected. But poor Marinette still refused to take any drastic actions.

“Thank you, Chloe” The Model still had the nerve to thank her and ignore Marinette's kind act. She's had enough. Sitting up straighter in bed Chloe opened her laptop and started typing an email to Marinette.

“You know who else she’s been helping Adrikins?” she said in a honey-laced voice, sickeningly sweet. 

This familiar voice caused a sense of growing dread in Adrien's stomach. He wasn't talking to P. M Chloe aka “Post Marinette” Chloe anymore, he was talking to the old Chloe Bourgeois, and Plagg help him if he somehow pissed her off. Swallowing down the sense of dread he asked.

“Who?”

“Nino, you remember him right? The guy you claimed was your best friend? But then again you turned your back on him, that seems to be a trend with you these days”

Nino. Of course, he remembered about Nino. Nino called him tearfully seeking comfort from his best friend after his breakup with Alya. Adrien could only weakly offer some comfort. HEY! He was dealing with his own stuff. Ladybug stole Plagg from him. He wasn’t Chat Noir anymore. Also, he didn't want to get dragged into the conflict. Plus he thought that Nino was overreacting. Alya deserved a second chance. Right?

“W-we’re still best friends” he stuttered out. Nino has Marinette's number!? That's great he can get her number from him!!!!

“Hmmph yeah sure whatever helps you sleep at night.” Chloe had the right to speak her mind. She was tired and grumpy. A deadly combination. If she had eye bags in the morning because of him she was going to block the boy,

 “I'm beginning to think that you’re new bestie is Lila” she mentioned

“That's ridiculous, we're just friends”

Chloe scoffed. “Your standards for friends are ridiculously low. But whatever apparently sleazy Liars are your type”

Adrien was starting to get upset at all these sly remarks he was getting from Chloe. He called her for comfort. Who did she think she was? If he wanted sly comments he would have called Marinette, but he still didn't have her number. Wait a minute. She's been talking to Nino!!! He could just call Nino and get her Number from him!!! He didn't need Chloe! 

“Fine Chloe, you know what? turns out I don’t even need your help anymore,” He said smug, happy to have the upper hand. To be honest he half expected Chloe to beg him to not hang up on her.

“Why even bother calling me then?” that....was not the response he was expecting. Fine, it was probably all an act.

“I needed Marinette's number but then I realized that my bro Nino probably has it, so yeah I don’t need your help”

“But he b-” Ha now she was going to beg him not to hang upon him. Well, he wasn't going to give her the chance. 

“Goodbye Chloe” 

Hanging up he quickly tried to call Nino. After only receiving a dial tone, he shot him a few texts, expecting Nino to respond quickly. He always has.

After receiving none Adrien couldn’t help but be slightly annoyed. Nino probably forgot to charge his phone due to him still being sad over the breakup. This is why Adrien needs to convince Nino to get back together with Alya. He was a mess without her! His phone suddenly binged. Quickly checking, he was disappointed to see it was Chloe. Probably to try and get back on his good side. Ha.

Queen Bee: Nino told me to tell you that he is uh not in “The mood to deal with you and your b.s” tonight.

What!? No Chloe was obviously lying in some weird attempt at getting Payback. Adrien NEEDED to talk to Nino right now because Adrien was going to the states for some gala for the weekend! 

Adrikins: Chloe stop fooling around

Queen Bee: Trust me I'm not kidding around, I'm here trying to get some sleep and instead I'm serving as Nino's secretary apparently

Queen Bee: Leave him alone, if you had listened to me earlier you would have realized that Nino added your number to a nice Lil ol place known as the ~block list~

Adrikins: CHLOE YOU HAVE TO TALK TO HIM PLEASE DON'T LET HIM DO IT.

Queen Bee: hmmm let me think about it

At that Adrien let out a sigh of Relief, Chloe will talk some sense into Nino and everything will be back to normal between him and Nino. Even Marinette once he got her number from Nino!!

Queen Bee: I thought about it

Hope bloomed in Adrien's Chest, everything is finally going to be back to normal again!!

Queen Bee: N o

Queen Bee: You’re getting muted for the rest of the night, consider that payback for waking me up so early, I have a trip this weekend. I need all my beauty sleep, you should consider learning about it

Wait a minute if she is going where Adrien thinks she is then there's hope for him after all!!!

Queen Bee: Toodles~

Adrikins: Wait a minute where are you going this weekend

Queen Bee: None of your business

Wayne Manor                                                                                        Gotham, USA                                                                                                8:00 a.m

“Marinette, I’m just happy you managed to leave that toxic situation before it got worse,” Dick said as he engulfed Marinette in a hug, although not as strong since his ribs were still in pain. Dick slightly grimaced in anticipation of the humongous lecture he was going to get from Bruce later.

“Trust him, Mari, here in Gotham I always see..” Jason trailed off at Dicks pointed look “I mean WE always see....uh in the news how those situations escalate quickly," Yowch talk about a blunder. He still needed to get used to having a sibling who wasnt involved in the nightly adventures. "only not everyone is lucky enough to have Batman swoop in and save the day” Jason quickly added. He threw a prayer of thanks that his adorable baby sister was now safe in Gotham, well as safe as Gotham gets anyways.

Dick racked his brain looking for something to cheer up his little sister in his arms. For once his big brother instincts were being slightly overwhelmed. All of his siblings have gone through awful stuff. This isn't the first, and he doubts it's going to be the last time that he's been there to comfort one of his siblings, or friends for god's sake.  

“Wait!!! Dick, doesn't Bruce have that trip in a few days?” Jason piped up.

Oh, Crap. Dick almost forgot about that. Oh god, he couldn’t possibly subject Mari to that disaster….on the other hand it WOULD be a good distraction for her. Hmmm. 

“Fine, Mari, pack your bags, You’re not even going to school yet so you won't miss anything,” Dick announced.

“Pack my bags?” Marinette couldn't help but get a bad feeling at the sight of Dicks smirk.

“Yeah no, you’re right. Don't pack your bags make your dad pay for new clothes.” Jason teased. It's what he always did. Billionaire Brucie wouldn't even gawk at the price of a new pair of jeans. Heck, He was paying for his New Truck!!! 

“Wait where are we even going?” She asked slightly disturbed at the sight of Dicks growing grin.

“New York City”

Authors Message:                                                                                        I hope you guys enjoyed todays chaoter. Next chapter some new characters are going to enter the fray. Can you take a guess as to who they may be ;)                                                                                           Also Happy Belated Birthday to Our Beloved Timothy Jackson Drake  Fun fact I was listening to Hamilton was writing this chapter and its given me the idea to possibly create a Hamilton AU involving the Batfam and slight Adrinette, What do you guys think?

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[elenyafinwe]

What about Mito & Tsunade for headcanons? :3

Sure, thanks :)

Mito

1: sexuality headcanon

polyam and somewhat lithromantic as in she doesn't really care if her feelings are reciprocated.

2: otp

So it's again HashiMadaMito, now the tro is complete xP Mito is definitelly in love with Hashirama and knows that Madara is not really into her (but she may or may not have a litte crush on him nonetheless).

3: brotp

More like sistp with Touka. They're regularly out for a girls only night and everyone just knows to don't cross them then. They're both together an unstopable force.

4: notp

Well, I guess MadaMito if it's angsty and not my ot3.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

You fear Kushina? Fear Mito more. Her intellect rivals Tobirama's and she lets him know that. She's the only person who can put Tobirama in his place. He once tried to flex his muscles at her. He never did it again. She also created the Seal of a Hundred Strength and teached it to Tsunade.

6: one way in which I relate to this character

Boom, strong woman, ma queen, you deserved better than what canon gave you.

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

What canon gave her. She's so much more than the wife of some dude! 8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

cinnamon roll

Tsunade

1: sexuality headcanon

Demiromantiv

2: otp

I'm really boring, I go with the canon pairing. But she kinda develops a crush on Jiraiya in her later days.

3: brotp

Well, Jiraiya, I guess, as well as Shizune. I'm really boring here, haven't thought much about Tsunade yet.

4: notp

Tsunade/Orochimaru (ok, every pairing involving Orochimaru is a notp), just nope

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

For the canon version not really, but let's go a bit wild with my Butterfly Verse. I have this timeline that I haven't developed much further beyond what's there. The following spoilers heavily, but most of you will probably have forgotton this, once I come around to actually write something about.

CN death, loss of a relative for the following

Sooooo. Tsunade already dates Dan, when Nawaki dies. She's devastated and cries over the mutilated body of her little brother. Her mother, Miyazaki, and her grandmother, Mito, are with her as well as her two teammates and Saru. Suddenly Orochimaru says: "Errm, Tsunade, your eyes ..."

"What's with my eyes?"

"You ... why do you have a Sharingan?"

And just everyone in the room is like: "What the fuck???"

Until Mito breaks the silence: "Oh. Then Madara was your father, Miyazaki."

Saru is scandalized. "Mito-hime, you cuckolded Hashirama-sama?!"

Mito laughs. "No, of course not. Oh, c'mon, don't look at me so big eyed. It's an open secret that Hashirama and Madara were deeply in love with each other since, well, ever. Well, and sometimes ... we three together, you know ..."

"MOM!!", screeches Miyazaki.

Well, and that's how Tsunade discovers that she has Uchiha genes. Mirrors will be about dealing with that fact.

And then I went completely wild and thought further about it. Because, why not, it's my AU after all, I can do whatever I want with that. Tsunade's pregnant with Dan's child, when Dan dies. After his loss she cannot deal with the extra stress of being a mother and gives the child away anonymously, but kept an eye on it from afar. Therefore she knows the little boy has found a loving family with that nice Namikaze couple, that named him Minato. Jep, here he's Tsunade's child, but nobody knows about it (expect Saru, and he keeps it a secret because Tsunade wants it that way). Fast foward towards Naruto wave arc. Uchiha massacre never happens and Sasuke doesn't have his Sharingan yet. Battle against Zabuza and Haku and woopsie, Naruto awakens a Sharingan and again everyone is like: "WHAT THE FUCK!!" Just image lil Sasuke totally outraged by it, that this airhead has a Sharingan AND HE NOT. Unheared of!

Naruto calls Tsunade granny without knowing that she's his actual granny. She hates it being called like that because she knows, they're related, but simply because she's peacocky and dosn't want to be remined of her age.

6: one way in which I relate to this character

Punching annoying people in the face can be so relieving.

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

Queen, you really use a jutsu to conceil your age? 8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

Queen

[lluu50]

Thanks @hidendumbassvillage for tagging me in that monstruosity of post. I loved it. I did some of the things:

Also, I never do this kind of stuff so I don't really know who to tag 😅. So anyone who wants to do something can just do it.

1. 10 fandoms, 10 characters, 10 tags

Madara Uchiha, Naruto

Jolyne Cujoh, JoJo's Bizzare Adventure

Atem/Yami Yugi, Yu-Gi-Oh

Poison Ivy, DC

Viktor Nikiforov, Yuri!!! on ICE

Mr. Compress, My Hero Academia

Violet Baudelaire, A Series of Unfortunate Events

Ritsuko Akagi, Neon Genesis Evangelion

Red Velvet Cookie, Cookie Run Kingdom

Mystique/Raven, X-Men

2. Trope Tier Tag

Link to the trope tier maker

3. This or That (Fanfic Edition)

Template

5. Catching up with/Getting to know better

Favourite colour: pink

Currently reading: The Lost Apothecary, by Sarah Penner

Last song: Break My Heart by Dua Lipa

Last movie: X-Men: Apocalypse

Last show: Brooklyn 99

Sweet, sour or savoury: Can't decide

Craving: Kvikk Lunsj melkesjokolade

Tea or coffee: Tea

What I’m currently working on: I'm trying to draw something for the founders week event in november

7. Playlist

Rules: we’re snooping in your playlist. put your entire music library on shuffle and list the first 10 songs and then choose 10 victims.

Starships, by Nicki Minaj

Mamma Mia, by ABBA

Dancing Queen, by ABBA

AM I DREAMING, by Lil Nas X ft. Miley Cyrus

Welcome to the Internet, by Bo Burnham

How the World Works, by Bo Burnham

Rap do Madara, by 7 Minutoz

Rap do Hashirama, by 7 Minutoz

Drunken Sailor, by The Irish Rovers

Break My Heart, by Dua Lipa

There's a lot by the same people 😂 FYI numbers 7 and 8 are in portuguese, honestly a shame that most of y'all can't understand them.

8. MBTI

“Head over to personalitydatabase and pick out the top six fictional characters you identify with that share same MBTI as you! If you don’t know you MBTI here are a few tests to try out! X X X”

I don't particularly identify with none of them so I just picked the first 6 to appear.

9. Fall

pumpkin or apple // cocoa or cider // halloween or thanksgiving // leaf piles or apple picking // hay ride or corn maze // wooly sweater or furry slippers // pumpkin carving or knitting // squash or sweet potato // black cat or bat // skeletons or witches // fake blood or fake spiders // mashed potatoes or stuffing // orange or black // apple pie or maple donuts // marshmallows or candy corn // vampire or werewolf // fireplace or cozy nook // spiced wine or craft beer // candied apples or s'mores // big scarf or oversized hoodie

12. What do you have in common with...

[mira-chan-writes-naruto]

Masterlist!

Here is where you can find all my works!

+ - Sasuke Uchiha - +

Shy or Stubborn?

+ - Sakura Haruno - +

Injuries (Fluff)

+ - Itachi Uchiha - +

Low Self-Esteem S/O (HC)

Jealous (HC)

Jealous S/O (HC)

+ - Kakashi Hatake - +

S/O who smokes weed (HC)

Sensitive S/O (HC)

“You’re pretty bad at this, huh?” (Fluff)

Animal Crossing (HC)

+ - Minato Namikaze - +

Crybaby S/O (HC)

+ - Neji Hyuuga - +

Live a lil’ (Fluff)

+ - Shikamaru Nara - +

Sensitive S/O (HC)

+ - Gaara - +

Nightmare (Slight angst)

+ - Shisui Uchiha - +

Jealous (HC)

+ - Madara Uchiha - +

Queen S/O   Pt. 2  Pt. 3 (HC)

S/O who smokes weed (HC)

Madara with a big family!  Pt. 2 (HC)

Someone trying to woo his S/O (HC)

Surprise after a long mission (HC)

+ - Hashirama Senju - +

Queen S/O   Pt .2  Pt. 3 (HC)

S/O who smokes weed (HC)

Someone trying to woo his S/O (HC)

Surprise after a long mission (HC)

+ - Tobirama Senju - +

Queen S/O  Pt. 2  Pt. 3 (HC)

S/O who smoked weed (HC)

Someone trying to woo his S/O (HC)

“Jealousy is kind of cute on you” (Fluff)

Surprise after a long mission (HC)

[op-peccatori]

Top 5 Male Characters

Thank you for the tag @pickle-scribbles @thatfanfictionchick @iluvsexyvoltageguys @voltage-vixen ✨✨✨✨

I’m going to start...with a lil bit of cheating with a tie for the top position:

1. Victor and Lucien from Mr Love: Queen’s Choice

No! I’m not choosing! They’re (currently) my main men 💞 I’m usually attracted to characters who have a lot to teach lmao ☠️ They’re both quite intelligent in their own ways, seem quite emotionally mature, but they have their own endearing qualities and flaws~ And are: tall, dark and handsome

2. Baby Boy Jumin from Mystic Messenger

He’s so cute. I just wanna cuddle him and Elizabeth the Third. Eat some strawberry pancakes. Jumin is this cool, composed and accomplished CEO but he’s also the sweetest dork and an AMAZING friend. I always adored him, but it was actually V’s route that cemented his place in my heart 🤣

Now, here come the characters who influenced my current taste in fictional😭 men:

3. Sesshomaru from InuYasha

There was a phase in my life when all I wanted was to have this man step on me. That phase hasn’t ended. Wait does that make me JAKEN Sesshomaru started out as an antagonist, as the human hating half-brother of InuYasha. I thought he was a total a**hole lmao. But by the end of the show? All I wanted was more of him. His character development, UGH 😩💞👌🏼

4. Kurama/Shuichi from Yu Yu Hakusho

Another babe who (kinda) started out as an antagonist. Originally a fox demon who escaped into the human world (and a human body) to recover, and ended up staying because he started caring for his human mother. He’s intelligent, cunning and kind. Qualities I appreciated a lot more as an adult lmao. He’s also a ruthless and extremely powerful fox bandit, so there’s that too.

5. Uchiha Itachi from Naruto

For a long time, Itachi was the fictional loml. I loved him SO much. Initially, he was just Sasuke’s super scary and hot older brother, but then he also turned out to be like this loving big bro who was pushed into a corner and I just–ITACHIIIII 😩

Also taking a page out of @pickle-scribbles’s book because I must mention them 👀💕, here are the honourable mentions:

Tagging: @reneotomegirl @asprettyasarose @ohtohavedignity @autumn-ginkgo-leaves @aegrotamograine please don’t feel pressured lovelies ✨✨✨✨✨

[limelocked]

Naruto OCS???? Do tell us about them

oh now youve got me started!

i made a post about their history (very general) in this post so ill talk more about their personalities and things that stand out about them cuz i love them

so the tldr is that they’re an off shoot of the uchiha clan from the first great ninja war when yokumo fucked straight off from konoha due to 75% paranoia that turned to 99% paranoia when he left but cant go back now! hed be a rogue nin! so he settles down in the land of grass with Asaro the most best girl character ive ever made. She’s a tailor/seamstress/weaver in this tiny village and she just radiates chill, shes been your mom friend since grade 2 and will continue to be your mom friend until death

yokumo is Stressed and Strict because my dude has the sharingan so when they have three kids (not at the same time hot damn) he decides like any good parent to just refuse to let them use their eye powers at all (note: this is probably not a good parenting tecnique)

tenjo is the oldest daughter and she idolizes her dad so fucking much dude and shes fighty, boy pulls her hair and gets an ass whopping , shes the queen of the village kids but with different leading skills than her mom. she legit saw yokumo use jutsu ONCE and went “oh hell yeah time to be ninja”

yokumo said no

jiyuro is the middle kid and he just vibes dude, hes a normal easy going kid that reaps the reward of being the sibling of the queen of kids, hes also the kind of bastard that can and will use his sharingan to cheat in exams, something he can only pull of thanks to the babiest brother 30 under 30 ninja luminary chiban who cant use the sharingan but damn is that boy neck deep in genjutsu training

chiban put like all his dnd leveling towards genjutsu and some taijutsu so he wouldnt mcfucking die in the middle of a fight in the event that his genjutsu fails. his illusions are amazing tho and real specialised, he can make you believe that those eyes? those red eyes with weird dots in em? yeah totally normal, you didnt see shit. the same with cuts and bruises, dude specialices in detailed genjutsu instead of haha you got caught in a plant or some of the other ridiculus shit naruto characters do

now tenjo gets married not once, not thrice but two times, first time to your local imported bitch boy hatsunaio ha’ame whos playing the longest con in existance aka he “falls in love” with tenjo and gets married, has a kid, all so he can confirm that the clan has the sharingan to report back to konoha cuz that aint right, sharingan outside of konoha and even more sharingan outside a hidden village

fear not tought! imported asshoe gets killed by tenjo with the sweet loot of the mangekyou sharingan and Trauma!

her second marrage is 4-5 years later with drinker of respecting woman juice Tsumashin Aishika who had been a family friend since a bit after ha’ame got what was coming to him. Aishika is super patient and just Kind Man, if only he was stupid and buff he would be a himbo but he’s average and kinda smart so Good Dad will have to do. He likes to read and is a wood worker.

Tenjos kids are a fucking story too, btw hope you wanted a long long post cuz youve really gotten me started now

Renge, the kid she had with Ha’ame, is the oldest and she doesnt remember her dad at all, shes been called a clone of her mom with the fightyness and the “wow cool! need to learn that!” reaction to jutsu. Shes impulsive if shes on her own and the worlds biggest glass canon in a fight because she has trash chakra stores and the impatience to skip on learning to distrobute it properly, she also has the vibration style kekkei genkai (lightning + wind) which just eats up her chakra 

first kid with Aishika is Hotoki whos like her mom but EXTREME, shes the naruto of the kadzuki fam, impatient, a brat and ready to throw down instantly, shes stubborn as fuck and she wants to be the Tsukikage, a position that doesnt exist for a village that doesnt exist in a land that already has a hidden village. her family is supportive tho

last kid is Makuto whos one of only three kids in this clan thats youngler than naruto. his life starts of great by killing his mom with complications during birth giving him absolutly no problems down the road, nope, haha. Hes pretty reserved and likes his grandmas craft better than his grand dads so he takes up tailoring and later pottery, hes a fast learner 100% because of the sharingan

then we have jiyuros wife Pantama Hoshi, shes friend shaped and radiates chill like asaro. they met while team one (aka tenjo, jiyuro and chiban) was out at another town for a mission. shes a gardener and grows medicinal herbs along with real good flowers. theyre by far the most calm parents in the family and basically became foster parents for Tenjos kids once she died so yes, they have two dads. Hoshi can and will support you in anything thats not plain out stupid

Jiyuros first kid is Nishi whos good and cautious, shes the single kid in the budding team 2 that thinks things through properly before doing something, but too much, shes a pesemist, and probably has anxiety, on the upside all of the plans shes involved with goes without a hitch because she provides endless “what if bad thing happens” scenarios, in the downside plans take so much longer because of said what ifs, she specialises in sealing and summoning but really really wants to be a medical ninja because you see what if someone gets hirt! what if renge becomes dumb bitch during a mission and gets hurt because shes a glass canon

the second kid is Takuhi whos the mediating voice of reason that pushes Renge to listen to what ifs and makes Nishi remember that sometimes improv is whats needed during a mission, hes on the cautious until proover otherwise side. He hangs out with Yokumo a lot and is slowly inhereting his paranoia and or world waryness

TIME FOR MY FAVE BRANCH

Chibans family is amazing because i love them, his wife Yamatora Seiho, usually called by her last name, is an ex shinobi from the land of grass (she freaked Tenjo out a bunch after the Ha’ame bullshit went down) thats just so fucking done with the kage and government so she went to do that good good farming cottage core life but shes really not suited for it. shes ready to throw the fuck down at any time but shes also kind to her kids and real serious

she also had a previous marrage that ended in good ol murder (not her killing her husband for once in this clans history) but basically she took her at the time 5 y/o son Usagi with her and Chiban said fuck it join the family instantly

Usagi feels so fucking left out tho cuz he wants to be included in the playing the other kids do but he cant manage to care about that whole ninja thing plus he doesnt have eye powers and just why bother, so instead he goes to Asaro and asks her to be his teacher, he also becomes a barber in the town because my god did Jiyuro really just almost cut his sons ear off???

THEN THE TWINS!!

Hikame and Yorukoi are twin girls and the other two that’re younger than naruto in the clan, theyre 9 when hes 12. They spend their time usually together or with Hotoki and Makoto since Usagi is 13 years older than them and Renge, Nishi and Takuhi are team 2 on missions a lot. Yorukoi really loves animals and looks up to Nishi because holy shit mom she can summon animals with only a lil blood holy fuck meanwhile Hikame likes art and drawing the aimals Yurokoi comes sprinting home to tell everyone she found

The twins and Hotoki will make up Team 3 just as soon as Yokumo lets them because oops a few years ago the whole konoha branch of the uchiha got fucking annihilated and we might be next.com 

[narutosbabymama]

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Rules: spell out your username with song titles and tag your friends!

N: naked x ella mai

A: ass drop x wiz khalifa

R: ring ring x juice wrld ft clever

U: uproar x lil wayne

T: teenagers x my chemical romance

O: only time x enya

S: the stroke x billy squier

B: backing it up x pardison fontaine ft cardi b

A: all the small things x blink 182

B: bad girls x m.i.a.

Y: you x 11:11

M: molly x lil dicky ft brendon urie

A: all the time x jeremih ft lil wayne & natasha mosley

M: me niego x reik ft ozuna & wisin

A: africa x toto

Listen listen first of all idk why my username needed to be so long, second of all I laughed as I chose a lot of these...anyway. I’m tagging @just-another-sweet-illusion (😂 yours is so long I’ll forgive you if you cheat) @pami-uchiha @fiction-queen-blog Just like usual you don’t have to!

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a lot wowwie

I’m okay! Trying to catch up with life while I get ready to go back to school, trying to find work, trying to stay healthy and happy!

@fckmeroger-ina THANK YOU!!!

for the record like 8 years ago I was the biggest Queen stan I remember scouring the internet for Queen fanfiction and there was none so I had to write my own I was all alone and now… Queen hoes everywhere… 2011 me is screaming. Fck me too Roger  

Oh god I didn’t even see this I’ll write it and get it out tomorrow!

You’re very welcome!! Post-partum issues are very difficult and I’ve seen it first-hand. I know it might make those sort of headcanons angstier than people expect them or want them to be but it’s reality! And I think it’s interesting to write how our favs would handle very real situations like that. I appreciate this message <3

Message me privately and I can tell you more! In general, it’s a fun way to get a few bucks, and if you have time for it I would definitely do it! Just make sure you’re specific with your rules and emphasize them so there’s no miscommunication 

OKay honestly his height doesn’t make sense no way he’s as short as the data books list him. 5′9? Excuse me? Have you seen how tall he and Hashi are next to Minato? Hashi and Tobi are almost the same height and Hashi is 6 feet+??? It’s not adding up here. What IS the truth. 

See this is why Madara likes the data book stats

LMAO depends on the situation. He would either think “that’s what you get” or he would have an existential crisis about it. No in between.

THE TRUTH!!! Don’t make me write a fic about it, I been wanting to…

what episode of the Twilight Zone are you living in just wondering

Hmmm I like so many. Enemy to lovers, arranged marriage, reluctant co-workers/partners, SO MANY 

I don’t think it’ll make much of a difference tbh he would probably think that he could see them in his dream after his plan is done

honestly I’m tryna work up the motivation to post the next few chapters I fuckin loveeee fwb tropes

Thank you so much!!!!!

very… interesting

Hmmm probably. Bnha is good about backstories for their villains, but Overhaul also may just be one of those inherently bad guys? Probably has a lot to do with his quirk, too. I get his sense of past trauma via his quirk 

thank you ahhhh <3

And Tobirama tries not to play favorites but he can’t help it ok because his nice daughter just makes his day and his defiant daughter makes him want to tear his hair out 

thank you so muchhhhh I’m happy it’s finally over because I loved it and hated it. But I do love that you guys loved it <3

it is known

I think I have a few more in my inbox yes!

He definitely wouldn’t. So you have to have a solo date with that thicc dick sorry

BOTH NAILED IT

LMAOOOOOO I love this so much ily

both true 

She doesn’t understand my obsession with Tobirama she’s a Minato hoe. A Minahoe, if you will 

This!!!!!!

Honestly I have horrible writer’s block and not many ways to get around it. I usually go back to stuff I’ve written that I actually like (personal stuff and not really stuff I post) and it motivates me to do more?

Shisui is like… dating the job. But yeah Tobirama is married and has 3 kids with the job 

It’s disgusting right I love it <3

I think he definitely is! He’s very devoted to his life as a shinobi and to the village. He just gives me those vibes

I love vampire Uchiha ok one of my favorite AUs

Honestly it overflows

Hmmmmm All Might for sure (not like he has trouble getting it up but he can’t have sex for too long) and Itachi?? Possibly. He can’t really get kinky or hot and wild. It’s too much on his condition to work himself up too much

He for sure on that Gaara shit BUT he does get a lil out of hand ngl 

(hahaha out of hand I’m so fucking FUNNY)

(actually it’s really sad if you think about it)

hey sorry for the late reply!!! Unfortunately I don’t promote OCs on this blog for the purpose of keeping my stories and fics pretty vague and up for audience interpretation. Some other blogs might be able to help you out though! And I know there are a lot of Kakashi-specific imagines blogs out there!

idk what this means. but I agree

<3 <3 <3

thank you I’ll be there and say a few words 

we love subtle savage Hashi…

i HOPE IT DID!!!!

ty ty ty <3 well it was finished so I hope you liked it!

I will take fries with that uchiha shake

Don’t ever send me something like this agAIN

MADARA IS FRANK ALREADY I HATE IT

BUT Hashirama is Charlie for sure and Tobirama is Dennis THE SERIAL KILLER PART HAHA. A mix of Dee and Dennis AND Mac tbh

this is why all Uchiha are uncut the penis match the outfit 

He really… REALLY does 

Wow I can’t believe myself either 

Honestly Tobirama being good with kids is a BIG mood and canon you can’t tell me otherwise

Im sorry ): is it that you click the link and it doesn’t work? Or that you can’t see it?

They definitely aren’t shhhh don’t tell them

I don’t know how to take this and respond so just know this is wild and I understand 

this is the TRUTH 

Tobirama did what he had to do… but… you still right 

I have some Tobirama, Hashirama, Madara (so yeah lol) and I also get a few Bleach every once in a while, HxH, and occasionally bnha!

LOL this would be funny 

Lmaoooo this would be a mess tbh 

Ima keep it real with you I didn’t understand this 100% but I think I get what you’re saying and I agree yes 

Weren’t they like??? 10?? Maybe??

Honestly the founders timeline is REALLY REALLY messed up thanks Kishi

I wouldn’t doubt that Hashi and Tobi were a year apart, maybe two years at the most. And yeah I can see the fight at the Valley happening in their 30s

Lmao I don’t know anything about Dragon Ball I was just talking about the hair

[hiems-incaelo]

OH MY GODD yes yessir

1. overanalyzing is a lifestyle. not being a fucking idiot is also important

2. prob lightning tbh. like appears for 0.3 seconds and then. leaves. would be fun

3. SASUKEEEE sasukeeeee (psst it's suigetsu lmao)

4. prob kiri. tho i wouldn't wanna be (missing nin all day lmao)

5. um. like a bird? i think? would be handy. bat would be cool.

6. i am the weirdest mix between Juugo, Tenten and Neji. but i feel like shisui most of the time haha

7. no i can't even get myself to read E rated fanfiction

8. prob a genjutsu like making ur opponent fall asleep or something. anything to finish it quickly - or ill wait and see what my opponent's first move will be. analyze first, think of a plan.

9. i'd like to be. a tanto would be nice

10. prob genjutsu. i'm not athletic lmao

11. yes. yessir. it'd help soooo much with my paranoia. i'd want nothing else.

12. i want to, but prob not. hmm. a dojutsu would be hella cool but i couldn't. something like not flashy, more subtle. don't want orochimaru to kidnap me lmao

13. umm. Tenten prob. or Temari.

14. OMG literally anyone in Taka. juugo preferably. or yamato YAMATO I SHARE HIS BIRTHDAY WE WOULD BE BEST FRIENDS

15. none. but if i have to choose. still none lmaooooo.

16. ichiraku ramen because i love ramen

17. taka. taka. taka. taka. ta

18. i'd probably try. and fail lmao.

19. no are you insane

20. fuck them kids

21. it's like the literal one life skill you'd need as a ninja cmon

22. i'd probably just wonder what the hell his deal is. i'd find him kinda weird.

23. hideeeee HIDE hide hide hide sarcasm can be a coping mechanism, actually

24. TSUNADE. my queen. my everything.

25. um. prob a dead clan like the Hatake or the Hoozuki. like the one you never rll hear about but still think 'damn they must've been important somewhere, somehow'

26. MISSING NIN ALL DAY i'm not spending even a second in those villages nu uh

27. prob not. or i would but just for the hella cool uniforms hehe

28. enemy of the state 100%. like honestly yes i have eyes yes i have a brain. why should i support people who send kids into war. cmon

29. the ending. duh. let Sasuke run off with taka or smth. let neji not be killed for sucky relationship development. or MOST OF ALL; not give them all terrible relationships and terrible outfits and terrible haircuts.

30. original naruto ep30 will always hold a special place in my heart tbh. i remember watching it and thinking 'holy shit who knew that this kid was actually the coolest'

31. sasuke vs danzo. and that one time when six paths sage announced the whole 'sasu and naru are soulmates' thing and the boys in question never spoke about that. hilarious

32. um. sasuke going like "yeah i regret everything i'll leave yall and go on a redemption journey and stay unhappy for the rest of my entire fucking life because yall think wanting justice for my clan's genocide wasn't valid. anyways here sakura you have a baby and here naruto you get to watch me leave again and umm. kakashi who are you again? ok ill leave now haha" and then he disappeared for twelve years. like he left for the wrong fucking reasons my guy

33. no. tho i do watch the episodes because watching naruto and sasuke getting beaten up every week and still getting more sns than nh or ss content is so hilarious to me.

34. climbing in trees or something.

35. i'm like the actually smart student that everyone forgets about because i never take credit or i don't speak up. lmao. i'm also hella unmotivated but i'd never want to compare myself to that bastard shikamaru so i won't.

36. just nothing. i am terrified of the infinite.

37. um let's see. Hiruzen is a lil bitch. Minato sends kids out to war. Kakashi is a terrible sensei. Guy will make me train until my limbs literally fall off. Asuma doesn't do shit. Kurenai used genjutsu on itachi mf uchiha. i think i'll go for yamato

38. no. and i wouldn't want to if i was.

39. ooooh like someone like sasuke prob. i'd wanna be in taka but sasuke is bound to try to stab me at some point to yeah. prob against him. OR orochimaru / kabuto prob.

40. i don't drink LMAO i don't even drink soda. but um. Gaara. I like gaara.

i made a list of naruto related asks! i’m sure one already exists, but i’ve never seen any so!!!!!

one. what is your nindo— your ninja way?

two. what elemental chakra nature(s) would you have?

three. who is your favorite character?

four. which hidden village would you be from?

five. what animal would be your summoning?

six. which character has a personality most similar to your own?

seven. would you read icha icha? would you be into it?

eight. what would be your go to jutsu to use in battle? (you can make one up or use one that already exists!)

nine. would you be skilled at using any weapons?

ten. where do your strengths lie? ninjutsu, genjutsu, or taijutsu?

eleven. are you a sensory type?

twelve. would you have a kekkei genkai?

thirteen. which character do you look most like?

fourteen. which character would you be best friends with?

fifteen. which character would you be dating/want to date?

sixteen. which restaurant would you choose: ichiraku ramen, yakiniku q, or the dango shop?

seventeen. who would be the best teammates for you to form a well rounded team suitable for an s rank mission?

eighteen. would you take the chunin exams? would you pass or fail?

nineteen. are you interested in becoming a kage?

twenty. would you want to become a jonin sensei?

twenty-one. would you want to learn medical ninjutsu?

twenty-two. do you think you’d get along with naruto, or would you find him annoying?

twenty-three. would you be a shinobi who hides their emotions similar to someone like kakashi? or one who proudly displays their emotions like lee or gai?

twenty-four. who in the shinobi world would you look up to and admire and aspire to be like?

twenty-five. what is your clan like? are they notable shinobi or civilians?

twenty-six. would you leave the village and become a missing nin?

twenty-seven. would you join the akatsuki if you had the chance?

twenty-eight. would you be an enemy of the state or a loyal dog to the kage?

twenty-nine. if you could change anything about the series (big or small) what would it be?

thirty. what’s your favorite episode/chapter?

thirty-one. what do you love most about the series?

thirty-two. what do you hate most about the series?

thirty-three. boruto. yes or no?

thirty-four. when you’re not out on a mission, what would you most likely be doing in your free time?

thirty-five. how did you do in the academy? top of your class, average student, nearly failed, dropped out?

thirty-six. what would your infinite tsukuyomi dream be?

thirty-seven. who would you want as your sensei?

thirty-eight. would you be skilled enough to join anbu?

thirty-nine. which enemy would your most epic battle be against? would you win or lose?

forty. which character(s) would be your drinking buddy?