#likkkeeeee

[everytimeiseeadragonirealize]

what the hell... going through my google docs and i found a zombie apocalypse fan fiction of House M.D. ..... do not remember writing this, but to be fair its dated from when i had covid......

[belltherad]

do we think millers got ragged on so hard in the middle ages bc everyone wanted to fuck them orrrrrr

[yagatoclan]

honestly some of y’all need to calm down about the zelda movie.

literally we know nothing about it other than it being live action which listen i know succcksss BUT it’s still gonna be live action so all the complaining and hate towards it can simmer down now pls.

the director is a zelda fan he wants the same thing you want. shitting on him ain’t gonna do nothing he was only hired for the job he’s qualified for he didn’t decide he was gonna make it a live action movie. point your pitchforks towards the people who actually made that call if you just HAVE to be angry. but honestly that ain’t gonna do much either. y’all know they’re not gonna make that movie trash so idk why y’all are so upset still.

the zelda series is more than just a hyper fixation for some people. you guys are putting entirely too much negative energy into my favorite thing so imma need ya to stop

[lonestarbabe]

I keep laughing and part of it is because the episode is funny and part of it is because I’m losing my mind at this whole thing and every little detail is just !!!

[dinosaurvalley]

me: hey brain can i have a status report

brain: hi im the brain. theres a bug in here

[tigercomplex]

why does everybody pick just some random ass dog for their fursona. like i understand the bias towards dogs and cats being the most conventional pet animals and so the most familiar to a lot of people. but like that cannot explain how many dog fursonas there are. and like not even any specific breed of dog. always just Dog but not anything that even resembles some kind of mutt. like furry art has kind of cannibalized itself over the years and so most people have the same damn art style and same Dogs, except for the nerds who like environmental science who have five dozen ocs that are all distinct species of bird, and also people who give a shit about character design beyond the Dog so they learned how to draw different animals

[saltpepperbeard]

crying over the imagery of Older Ed being led out to the porch by his beloved so they can cuddle and soak in the morning rays k yeah thank u jackie sobbing

Hi, I made an Ed picrew, and you can play with it if you want to!

Before I link under the cut, lemme explain some things.

USE:

If you're going to link other people this picrew, link this tumblr post instead of directly to the doll.

This is for playing around with so go wild. There's some very cursed combos in there not pictured above. It's cool if you post something you made with it, provided you don't remove the credit and if you are going to link, link to this post. However

Please do not use images from this to promo your fic.

INFO:

Some of the hats will change the hairstyles or facial hair. This is not a bug. It's to prevent clipping.

I've made digital dolls before, but this is the first time I've posted to picrew. I had a number of people test it out to make sure it works, but if there's something other than the hat thing above you think is broken, let me know here.

I will be adding more things eventually and will reblog this post if there's a big batch of things.

I am not looking for new item suggestions except from people I've already spoken to about it.

CONTENT WARNING: Nothing much really. It's possible to make implied sexual situations but nothing explicit, and it's wholly up to your choices.

If you’re having trouble finding something, try clicking on the palette options.

CREDITS:

Thank you to the people who gave this a beta test for me: Rat Friend, adamarks, soupbtch, ourflagmeansgayrights, Lana, impossible-seabird, and observethewalrus.

Special thanks to Rat, Danny, Jay, Eli, and especially Jess for giving additional ideas.

Black beanie is because of impossible-seabird's fantastic art.

The bowl bangs are because of margaritaville's Ed bangs agenda. The emo bangs are for Jay. There's a few other shoutouts to moots. Thank you for having me around, peeps.

Here's the doll!

[tiredfox64]

Alright I'll bite

First of, take care of yourself before I motherfucking wrap you in a blanket and make you a burrito, and make you take rest /threat

Second...

Lin kuei trio brothers..., with a reader, whos just small LIKKKEEEEE, theyre just small 😋😋😋, the trio having hard time to keep them in one place and safe

Alright thanks for listening to my crazy delusional take

Stay Put Please!

Yip notes: “Alright I’ll bite” you’ve been biting. I want to make a certain joke but then I feel like it will not land well so I’ll just say…

Pairings: Lin Kuei Bros x Gn reader

Warnings‼️: Imma keep you and put you with my trinkets have fun with Gudetama

You absolute scoundrel, you’re gonna give the men heart attacks. Where did you go this time?

Tomas was very careful with his steps. It was his turn to watch over you and prevent you from running off again. That doesn’t work out when you are as small as a rat and you have the skills of an assassin. You can disappear at any moment. Freaking escape artist.

He looked away from you for a second so he could train and you took that opportunity to run away. You have nothing against Tomas, you just don’t like being babysat. So although you are safe, Tomas doesn’t feel safe. Bi-Han is gonna kill him when he figures out he lost you.

He’s damn near dragging his feet because he is afraid of possibly stepping on you. His ears are carefully listening to everything, hoping he will be lucky enough to hear your small footsteps or even scratching.

“Please, come out. If you come out now I’ll give you a treat.” He offered.

Heh, he’s treating you like an animal. Like you’re so simple as to leave your hiding spot just for a-

“I’ll give you some chocolate.”

Oh hell yeah.

Just then, Kuai Liang walked into the room and saw his brother looking frantically.

“What is the matter? You seem to be in a panic.” He said while walking closer.

Tomas put his hands up to prevent Kuai Liang from moving around. He didn’t want to risk the chances of you being stepped on. Kuai Liang was unsure of what was happening until he saw your tiny body running up to Tomas. You stared up at him with your eyes wide. You awaited your treat. You even held your hand out to signal him to give it to you. Give the chocolate! You looked like you’re about to burst into tears if you didn’t receive it.

“Kuai Liang, go get some chocolate from the kitchen area,” Tomas told him.

“…We do not have chocolate. We ran out.”

“You liars!” You yelled at both of them. What did Kuai Liang do? He just walked in.

You turned around and started scattering. You were like a tarantula in a panic. You were moving in a zigzag pattern. Your small size allowed you to move quickly. Your small feet thumped against the ground like rain on a drum. Tomas and Kuai Liang went into a panic as they tried to keep their eyes on you.

Without thinking, Tomas threw his smoke bomb across the room. It smacked against the wall and busted into a large cloud of gray smoke. You stop since you know it would be risky to walk into that mess. It would be like walking into Black Sunday during the Dust Bowl. That gave Kuai Liang enough time to scoop you up and lift you up. You were forced to look at his disappointed expression as he nodded his head.

“You do understand that we are doing this to keep you safe, right?” He asked.

“I’m a grown adult, I don’t need you to watch over me.” Really? You’re grown?

“You are small. You can easily go missing and possibly get hurt. We cannot risk that.” Especially with how important you are to Bi-Han.

Surprisingly, Bi-Han finds you to be an important part of the clan. Your small size is useful. You can easily sneak around and gain information without anyone knowing. The only downside is your rebellious side. You need to rebel and run around the place. You’ve almost gotten yourself killed because of that. You’ve almost been stomped, kicked, smacked, and attacked by other small creatures. That’s why Bi-Han and his brothers need to keep an eye on you. They can’t save you from every golden orb-weaver you encounter.

Kuai Liang decided to take over so Tomas could continue training. He walked out of the room with you in the palm of his warm hands. This is the only time you will stay still since he is so warm. It’s like being in a heated bed that surrounds you with comfort. He would have liked to keep you in his hands to prevent you from being a menace but he had to use both hands for what he had to do. He was hungry and he had to cook.

He placed you down on the counter in the kitchen area before looking around to see what he could cook. He handed you a cracker to distract you from making a devious plan in your head. Don’t choke on the cracker by shoving it into your cheeks. He will smack your back to make you spit it out. You watched him walk around and collect vegetables to chop up.

As he began to chop the vegetables he would occasionally stop to look at you. The knife would hit the cutting board constantly before stopping abruptly and then continuing. He needed to keep an eye on you. But there you were, munching away innocently on a cracker.

Of course, the moment he looks away from you…you are gone once again. Kuai Liang slammed the knife down as he started looking around. You were just on the counter! He saw your little body running over to the stove. You leaned down and pressed down on the stove’s knob to turn it sideways. A fire ignited behind you, the flames flicker and wave towards you. Yet you are oblivious to the danger you put yourself in.

“You stop right there!” He yelled, but when do you ever listen?

Kuai Liang watched in horror and frustration as you leap onto the flat part of the knob. You took another leap and hoped to land successfully. To your surprise, you landed in the warm hands of Kuai Liang. That man threw himself forward to catch you.

When you looked at Kuai Liang his eyes burned greater than the flames on the stove. He was not displeased by your antics. His hand went up to turn the stove off before he got back on his feet.

“Why did you try to run away again?” He asked.

“I didn’t want to sit there anymore. It’s cold and hard.”

Kuai Liang didn’t say another word. He walked off with you to somewhere else in the temple. You apologize to him since you were being a little stinker.

You saw him walking over to Bi-Han as he watched over the others as they trained. Bi-Han was surprised to see his brother walking towards him with a serious expression on his face. Kuai Liang grabbed Bi-Han’s hand and placed you onto his palm.

“It’s your turn.” He said bluntly before walking off.

Bi-Han nabbed the back of your shirt and lifted you off his hand. He glared at you because he knew what Kuai Liang meant. You drove him and Tomas worried sick. Now it was up to Bi-Han to handle you.

“You have caused enough chaos for today. I have a solution to your little schemes.” There was a certain darkness to his tone. A message saying ‘I won’t let you get away with this’.

You heard the jingling of something metal. You were placed down on a table before Bi-Han started to move your arms around. You were unsure of what he was doing but you felt something slip onto you. A click was heard and when you looked down you saw he put a harness on you.

My gosh, he’s putting a leash on you. One of those leashes and harnesses that they put on rats or squirrels.

He placed you down on the ground and everyone was observing you. Some thought it was silly while others thought it was cute. Come on, look at that angry glare. You could kill a man with that stare if you were full size. Bi-Han told everyone to continue on and he told you to act good. He didn’t need you getting hurt.

And what do you—YEAH I BET YOU START ACTING UP AGAIN!

You didn’t want to be tied down. What is this, a marriage?! You won’t stand for this. You tried to walk off but even taking one step made Bi-Han yank you back. He had no shame in doing that. You were pushing your limits, it’s time to slow down.

Running around his legs won’t do anything either, you’re just upsetting him more. You would run around and the leash would tighten around his legs. Once there was no more you’d fall down with a thud sound being produced. He didn’t even yank that was on you. You’d get right back up and do the same thing except in the other direction. It almost worked too. You were driving him insane to the point he almost unleashed you. But you tired yourself out. Your little body could only hold so much energy. Bi-Han noticed that you were barely moving. He looked down to see you sitting on the floor, slightly swaying as you struggled to sit upright. Bi-Han picked you up gently and held you in his hand for the remainder of the training session.

After that was done he went looking for his brothers. He found Kuai Liang and Tomas sitting together. Kuai Liang managed to make his food and Tomas was napping. All that worrying made him tired. Bi-Han placed you on the table and finally took the harness off. Kuai Liang was confused but didn’t feel like asking. He already had an idea of what happened. The tiny harness was cute though.

“How did you make them so tired, brother?” Kuai Liang asked.

“I did not do that. It was their decision that made them tired.”

Bi-Han started rummaging around the cabinets. He pulled out a large chocolate bar that was still wrapped in the silver wrapping. Okay so Kuai Liang was a liar there was chocolate. He broke off a tiny piece before giving it to you. Hopefully, that sugar will fully knock you out.

You used up your remaining energy to nibble at the chocolate piece. A wonderful treat to have after being a menace for a whole day. You rested your body against Tomas’ resting face and indulged in the chocolate. You only got halfway through before you started to close your eyes. Your grip on the chocolate piece grew loose until it tumbled out of your hands. Alright, that’s pretty cute, even to Bi-Han.

Kuai Liang helped to clean your mouth up from the chocolate stains that were left. He was about to pass your sleeping body to Bi-Han before he stopped him.

“Is there any way to prevent them from escaping in the morning? I do not want to look for them in the morning just because they wanted breakfast early.” No rest for the wicked.

Kuai Liang took a moment to look around to see if he could use anything to hold you in place. He got a brilliant idea when he spotted a hand towel. He grabbed it and immediately wrapped you in it. He literally rolled you and tightened it. He gave you back to Bi-Han who was intrigued. I mean, if it works it works.

He said goodnight to Kuai Liang before returning to his room. You’re forced to stay in Bi-Han’s room since you can’t be trusted to have your own. Your grandmaster has to keep an eye on you.

He walked over to your makeshift hammock that was in a cage. Yes, he knows you can manage a way to escape the cage. You’ve done it dozens of times. He gave up closing the door.

He placed you in your hammock and slightly swung you to make sure you’d stay sleeping. What a long day. At least Bi-Han doesn’t have to worry about you being gone in the morning. You seem pretty snug as a bug in that towel. He doesn’t want you getting hurt. This world is literally too big for you. Getting hurt is not an option.

Do the men a favor and play nice. You’re gonna send Tomas to an early grave. You’re gonna be the end of Kuai Liang’s life. You’re gonna give Bi-Han a heart attack. Please oh please be good and listen. Don’t go making an alliance with the rodents in the walls.

Do it, it would be so slay because I said so.

Yap notes: So I started one fanfic, wasn't hitting, tried to do another and it didn't hit, got chest pains and took my medicine incorrectly, woke up sad, decided to do this fanfic to make me happy, and now I'm posting at midnight. Bon appétit. I was actually gonna start this a bit ago when one of my wounds reopened because I thought that was my signal but I waited. I ended up accidentally getting hurt in the same area on the other side of my body so I thought fuck it I should do this. I...I'm not good self care I think. Oh well. Adiós!

[thelunarsystemwrites]

hey- hey hey hey hey I saw ur post about a plam, listen. PLEASE listen. It isn't worth it, you'd be missed okay? Your life has value, I swear, please

I... am giving it some thought. Geez, that little tantrum of mine really took it outta me

...sorry

If it makes you feel better, I've felt like this for years, it isn't recent. I'm actually a huge fucking coward, I probably would just back out again lol

but likkkeeeee I can guarantee that minus like two people, if I died it wouldn't make ANY difference, that's how insignificant I am

And I just sticking around bc like I made a promise, but I'm getting thiisssssssssss close to losing it like I did eariler

(Again sorry about that)

but literally nobody would be effected by it I swear, I just know them online, it's kinda like I'm a burden at this point

Heh, sorry if that wasn't the answer you wanted

[tothestarsinvelaris]

(please no spoilers if interacting w/ this post. i have somehow avoided all TOG spoilers and know nothing more than the lil blurb on the back of the book and what i have read so far. thx <3)

{finished chapter 42 in Empire of Storms}

Everyone in this damn series is too fucking hot okay?!

Likkkeeeee I'm sorry, but we have been blessed by the all the gods in all the words in this series. And now the ships are shipping and I am deceased.

Lorcan is gonna make me misbehave. He is so hot I seriously cannot handle it.

When Elide is watching him throw the swords around for the lil crowd of people and she thinks "but what he lacked in charm he made up for with his shirtless, oiled body."

and when a trickle of sweat slid through the crisp spattering of dark hair on his sculpted chest. Elide watched, a bit transfixed, as that bead of sweat wended down the muscled grooves of his stomach. Lower.

and when he said "Having two women and one man offer a spot in their beds tonight will [put you in a good mood]"

also when he says to himself that like a gods-damned dog, he'd picked up her scent among the crowd and followed her back to this tent.

and how he was staring at that ripe, sinful mouth and he'd been too busy contemplating what sounds might come from that full mouth if he slowly, gently, taught her the art of the bedroom.

and then when she finds Lorcan covered in black blood, sitting on the bench behind the driver's seat, legs spread before him. His axe and sword lay discarded beside him, coated in that black blood as well, and Lorcan idly chewed on a long stalk of wheat

excuse me?! he isn't even the MMC and I am ready to climb him like a tree?! ((I need to finish this series asap so I can read some fanfics bc gaddamn))

[mcondance]

Reading a shit ton of nsfw straight shit on hobie even tho im trans-masc & asexual.

But like, hobie is in no way straight he is the fucking rainbow. Idk which way (I hc Pan) but like my self projection says what if HE was trans. Likkkeeeee that’s so against the system, or just being gender-non-conforming. Yes, just..yes

Like don’t get me wrong, you are still getting fucked to hell & back even if he’s trans…even more so even. Dude probably looks you straight in the eyes as he grabs his biggest dildofor his strap.

Also, on the side half that his partner is asexual…him just wanting to cuddle all the time. Also, big lanky guy??? Def at some point wants to be the lil spoon.

Like hobie with a partner who’s taller (ether naturally or because of their shoes) and just…I just think he would really like that.

>>🧃

i too am transmasc omg 😭 hobie is not straight at all, he’s so fucking queer. like… look at him. sighs. omg not hobie with the strap game!!!! cuddling hobie. and you being taller than him?? yeah.

[meetthehills]

How to DIY Instagram Coasters for your Coffee Table

How to DIY Instagram Coasters for your Coffee Table - https://www.craftez.co.uk/2024/07/29/how-to-diy-instagram-coasters-for-your-coffee-table/ - Advertisement We l-o-v-e Instagram…. like a lot. Likkkeeeee maybe a little too much if we’re being completely honest with ourselves (and with you). Since we follow lots of fellow bloggers, DIY-ers, and just general creatives, our feed is jampacked with gorgeous, inspiring, and fresh content all day long. What’s not - https://www.craftez.co.uk/2024/07/29/how-to-diy-instagram-coasters-for-your-coffee-table/

[whatthefuckisapetekey]

Me when i tell someone to do something so it’ll fix there easy problem and then they do the opposite

Likkkeeeee holy sshhieett

[aestherin]

RI RI YOUR MY FAVVVVV SMAU WRITER, NVM ONE OF MY FAVS BUT STILL YOUR LIKE IN MY TOP 3 LIKKKEEEEE HELLLO? YOUR WRITING⁉️⁉️ PRIVACY WAS SOOOOOO GOOD LIKE AYATO GOT ME KICKING MY FEET AND GIGGLING LIKE HELP. AND SCARA TOOOO EEEEE also ALSO! are you ever gonna make a xiao SMAU? *wink wink*

AAAAAGHHH THANK U SM ANON 😭💓💓

i want tooo like so bad but i find it hard to bc xiao's my most beloved genshin boy so i'm much more critical of what i want to write for him and how i want to write him :"D

[rainingmbappe]

they wont let me pass this class if i keep being absent likkkeeeee

[certifiedcosmiclover777]

Likkkeeeee 💋🧚🏽‍♀️