#likes to charge reblogs to cast or whatever

[cyprozombiegirl]

I need to attend a lesbian orgy so bad, I need like 15 girls (mix of cis and trans) having vanilla sex (too many orgies these days are too focused on kink which is good but sometimes you gotta just keep it to what you can do without any implements or costuming)

like to charge, reblog to cast or whatever

[veryintricaterituals]

But what if we get canon Nandermo on canon Destiel election day's eve? What then?

[pureiceblue]

Yo Apollo! I need you to hit me with the dodgeball of prophecy real quick!

[littlewitchbee]

my greatest dream is for adobe to dissolve as a company and then all of creative cloud becomes free and open-source 🙏

[castielsprostate]

oh by the way i had a dream last night that jkr was shot into space with a canon and no one ever saw her again

[hwashitape]

"Yes, it's beautiful—so beautiful and gorgeous that I could faint. The most beautiful part of all is the way the answer is zero. That said, I feel like there isn't really any reason to calculate all that out if the answer is just going to be zero."

[abijahfowler]

BEAT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[actual-changeling]

i do not believe in existence after death, never have.

one day, my body will give out and my brain will grow silent, and then i will be gone. it's good, simply ceasing to exist.

my atoms will continue to wander around the universe, matter cannot be destroyed, only created.

when the sun goes supernova millions of years from now, maybe they will be flung into empty spaces and help build a new star, a new planet, form new life.

maybe there will be peace.

i do not believe in any kind of afterlife, and yet i cannot help but find myself hoping for one nevertheless.

but not for me.

for him.

i hope his rotten soul will get dragged out of his rotting body by jagged claws and ripping teeth. i hope they will make him burn until the end of time itself. i hope he will be conscious, helpless, frozen as he lives and relives all the pain he put me through.

i hope he screams. i hope he never stops screaming.

i want to stand over his grave and feel not just relief but satisfaction.

cruel, rotten in life and death.

i hope he dies in agony. i hope it is horribly gruesome. i hope i will see him right before he takes his last breath so i can break his spirit with my words, so i can break him like he broke me.

i do not believe in hell, but i hope the universe will build one just for him in my name.

there will be its own kind of peace in that.

[chambergambit]

dear animation gods,

please let the live action httyd movie bomb so spectacularly that no one ever even considers doing this shit again.

amen.

[papasbaseball]

Papa-senpai! (｡>﹏<)

Don't tickle me internally! ε=ε=(っ*´□`)っ

Nnnngh aaaaah! 🍆💦💦💦💦🥵

[mistervixxen]

holding in my heart that transmasc dom/tops are real ✨🙏✨

[appalachianapologies]

they should make stomach aches illegal

[horatiosroom]

praying for a biblical flood to purge picrew of all this malarkey 🙏

meme preview image? begone. published “test” that barely functions? away with you. misuse of the picrew application? plague be upon ye.

[phlegmpop]

I know it wouldn't fix everything. But it could fix me.

[gay-otlc]

the other day I had a dream where king charles died. apollo, hit me with that bouncy ball

[eccentriccryptid]

Wishing all USWNT homophobes a very get injured and replaced