#likearayofsunshine

[malialaka]

#nofilterfriday #alohafriday #likearayofsunshine #comeonweekend #menehuneweekends #nakalaiwaa #hawaiianwatermovement #alohaalliance #aloharevolutionary (at Kaua'i)

[theghostiedyke]

Me: /sends Aj the special snowflake picture.

Aj: GO TO SLEEP YOU'RE DRUNK

Me:/ sends her picture on me drinking from an empty wine bottle

Aj: DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE YOU'RE GONNA CRASH

Me: I'll all a cab I'll be fine, wife.

Aj: I TOLD YOU NOT TO HANG AT THAT STRIP CLUB TOO LONG, YOU KNOW YOU GET FEROCIOUS.

Me: THE CLUB CAN'T EVEN HANDLE ME RIGHT NOW. (I'M SCREAMING I CAN'T) U were ri8 bby ur da only 1 4 mee.

Aj: GURL you god dam rite I'm da only , now hurry home I feel like fornicating wit yo fine a$$.

Me: But I'm still partying hard, bby. Have the mistress RDJ handle that. Or would you prefer Johnny Depp?

Aj: No it's been ten fortnights and the moon is full as it lingers over the horizon. In other words: I want the d.

Me: CHECK YO PRIVILEGE! JUST B/C YOU'RE A GIRL DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN DEMAND FOR THE D.