Soap: *covered in black lipstick kisses all over his face and neck and a stupid lovesick look on his face*
Price, behind the camera: "who did that to you?"
Price: *turns to Laswell, wearing bright red lipstick* "did you do that?"
Laswell: "nope"
Price: *turns to Ghost, whose mask is above his nose and his lips are stained black and heavily smeared*
Ghost: "then who did?"
Gaz: *throws an arm around Ghost to jump into frame, also with black stained lips that are heavily smeared* "yeah, who?"
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I'm so sorry, I'm absolutely losing it. I went to my neighbor's today to find out what I would need to do to care for their puppy this weekend, and This Fucking Thing appeared ajgldfkjhfg she is a turkey hen. you know, the birds who quite famously look like this
with no feathers on their heads, or very little, mostly along the spine/top of the head... and this gal just rocks up with not only a LITTLE bit of feathering, but almost completely covered. Even her WATTLE had feathers.
I'mc rying
i said, what the hell is going on here? and they were like
her name's Fluffy
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both trying their best
based on interactions in +r, i drew these before aba was announced but just remembered they existed
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once i was in a creative writing class in college, and in a bit of humor i wrote the line:
"Um," I said, eloquently.
And my teacher was so adamant that I had to remove it because "um is not an eloquent word, so it makes no sense" and i was like my brother in christ it's called Irony
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MIZISUA BAND AU 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ BLEASE🗣️
PELAS PSLASE PLESSSSSplease please. WHEREthey BAND AU....
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wtf someone forgot to feed their fucking table
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