#like. you're allowed to be dumb but why are you advertising that fact to me.

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a cool and sexy thing you can do if you disagree with someone else's post as a matter of opinion and not as a matter of factual correction is making your own post

[varlaisvea]

this pisses me off so much. i can't talk to this person.

i am the fucking vestige. i am the fucking hero of motherfucking nirn okay? you're telling me i can't do fuckall about 95% of the beggars in tamriel? you're telling me that i, defeater of molag fuccking bal, can resurrect myself and others from death at will on the spot, but i cannot give some of my infinity food or infinitely-obtainable moneys to literally anyone who asks me for it?

if you talk to this person begging outside the bank in skingrad, there's no option to give him money. this is all he says:

truly no person deserves to live in poverty, but in my real actual life i have to walk past people in need all the time without the ability to do anything about it. we all do, literally and figuratively, every day. that's how the world is, and eso is meant to be a living world. but also in eso i have infinity food in my bag of holding that means absolutely nothing to me. if this dude were one of the tiny handful of beggars who are interactable, he would ask me for 69 gold nice. that's how much they ask you for. like?? i spend more than that for a lazy wayshrine transport. i literally throw away a meal and a drink every goddamn day for my fucking crafting chores. why not give me an opportunity to be kind, just because? it doesn't have to go anywhere, i don't need an achievement, in fact i would not even want to know how many times i have helped someone. i play this game to feel nice feelings and that would give me a really nice feeling. just let me do it.

not only that, this isn't consistent with the eso i play, you know? my experience of the eso playerbase has been almost laughably kind and supportive for an mmo. for years. literally since the beginning. my experience has been that people are almost universally willing to help if you ask for it. like instead of berating people who ask dumb questions in the zone chat, people will kindly answer the question and give tips. i once saw someone advertising a 'non-LGBTQ' guild in the zone chat, and the zone chat lit up with people telling them they were playing the wrong fucking game. i gave someone 10k gold a couple weeks ago bc they asked for donations in the local area chat. that's nothing to me. i'd have sent more if i'd not just spent all my money on furniture. which is something i am able to do bc someone once sent me A MILLION gold for saying something nice to them. they said it was nothing to them; they didn't need it. it changed my eso life, like allowed me to stop grinding to buy the house i wanted and start farming things that sold for high prices, so that i could make more money to buy cool furniture for my house. like? that is the unobtainable fantasy of most people under the age of ~50 in this country the usa? to start actually saving money, so you can afford a cool home and do good shit for the world? and someone just did that for me bc they didn't need it? i pass it on whenever i can. it's nothing to me. and i am by no means alone in feeling that, in fact i feel it's the leaning of most people i've interacted with in eso, in my guilds or just randos waiting for world bosses to respawn during events. in general, i've found people are nice bc it makes the game nicer for everyone. it's a good way to be in the world. that's literally the eso i play! fuck offffff let me feed people goddammit!

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I posted 774 times in 2021

190 posts created (25%)

584 posts reblogged (75%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 3.1 posts.

I added 247 tags in 2021

#whump - 59 posts

#pet paper - 32 posts

#title me miss - 26 posts

#ask game - 24 posts

#pet whump - 23 posts

#ask - 20 posts

#juli - 18 posts

#my writing - 16 posts

#meme - 15 posts

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Pet Paper - articles part 2

Gags and restraints - guide for beginners

Starvation as a form of punishment

Should I let my Pet watch TV?

Pets and other animals

When is the best time to buy Pet?

I feel like my Pet likes my friends more than me.

How can I control my Pet when I'm not home?

Why is your Pet crying? - interview with Pet Trainer

I don't like inflicting pain. How can I punish my Pet?

Someone I once knew is a Pet now. How should I treat them?

Top 10 educational shows for Pets

Pets interacting with kids - what you have to know

Why are defiant Pets sold?

My Pet clearly wants to give me a surprise gift. Should I pretend I don't know about it?

How does the world look from your Pet perspective?

If you wanna use some prompts you don't have to tag me, but if you do i will be summoned and read your post

76 notes • Posted 2021-08-27 21:41:46 GMT

#4

I saw some people show off their url's put into neutral blender, so i wanted to try too

... not what i expected to appear

86 notes • Posted 2021-11-03 18:37:32 GMT

#3

Types of Pet Whumpees

Lapdogs: Loved and pampered by the Owner. They receive care and affection. Owners can get possessive sometimes, that's just how much they are loved!

Lapdogs are allowed on beds or couches, when Owner is near, but remember every house have its own rules, to which Pet should adjust

Punishments shouldn't leave any marks or scars. Advised are shock collars, sleep deprivation, and taking away their favourite food.

Sometimes

Servants: Main tasks are to take care of home. Servants are usually smarter than other Pets, and Owners can leave them unsupervised for short periods of time.

Punishments should be chosen in a way that won't render households difficult. We advise shock collars, food withhold, whip, drowning (remember! only if you're profesional!) and stress positions.

Be-around-Pet: Pretty similar to Lapdogs, but there are few key differences. They don't receive as much affection and don't get as many photos taken which doesn't mean they're less lucky. Be-around-Pet is what most people imagine when thinking about Pets.

Even dumb Pet can become Be-around-Pet, since they don't have any tasks, exept obeying Owners

Punishments are the same as for Lapdogs, some people also advertise whip and stress positions

Fight Dogs: There are many controversies about Fight Dogs. Some people go as far as saying they should be illegal, but well-managed Dog Fights are in fact no different than other sports.

Their main objective is to win fights against other Fight Dogs. Because of their strength, Owners should make sure Fight Dogs won't turn against them.

Punishments shouldn't interfere with Pet's ability to fight, so things like shock collar, stress positions, extended training, and drowning will do fine. Remember not to punish your Pet for losing fight, unless they did it on purpose

Guard Dogs: As strong as Fight Dogs, the main task is to protect the Owner. Sometimes they're retired Fight Dogs. When getting a Guard Dog, remember to make sure they will be loyal to Owner! Additional training may be a good choice.

Punishments are the same as for Fight Dogs.

Punchbag: There exist many controversies and myths about punchbag Pet's. It's not surprising if you look at the name they're called, but in reality they don't exist to be abused by Owners.

Punchbag Pet's allow Owners to deal with stress or anger management issues in a safe environment. They're either trained to withstand a lot of pain or are returns who wouldn't find any other home because of their disobedience.

Because of nature of punchbag Pet, there are no suggested or advised against punishments

Chewtoy: As much as Owners love their Pets, they can't be always together. If your beloved Lapdog can't stop crying after you leave for work, you can consider getting chewtoy Pet.

Their purpose is to keep company with other Pets. Sometimes Lapdog is even allowed to command them.

While chewtoys are useful, Owner should make sure that Lapdogs won't feel attached to chewtoy more than to Owner. What's more, chewtoy have to understand they're not equal with Lapdogs. It may be achieved by punishing them for Lapdog's wrongdoing, or giving them double the punishment for the same mischief.

Advertised punishments: Same as for Be-around-Pets.

141 notes • Posted 2021-08-23 17:10:05 GMT

#2

267 notes • Posted 2021-07-23 20:19:33 GMT

#1

I'm not saying you should have Caretaker accidentally lock Whumpee in a dark room and Whumpee thinking it's a punishment, but you should totally have Caretaker accidentally lock Whumpee in a dark room and Whumpee thinking it's a punishment.

276 notes • Posted 2021-09-14 13:45:11 GMT

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