#like. there's no cis explanation for this
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i will never forget being alone on the opposite side of the country from my family waiting for my college orientation to start, turning on the hotel TV and stopping on rerun episode of phineas & ferb out of nostalgia while i wait for it to be time to go, only to watch the disney channel original series phineas & ferb imply that dr. doofensmirtz is trans by giving him udders when he transforms into a were-cow. at 8am
#ive never forgotten this. its like a formative memory#because like. ONLY female cows have udders. and not even all of them do! i dont think they get proper udders until they calf#so the implication is what. that dr. doofensmirtz is a no-SRS trans man and i guess hes the one who had his daughter?#like. i know thats not what the phineas and ferb writers intended. BUT IT IS WHAT THEY WROTE#either that or his egg hasn't cracked and the were-curse brought out his true form LMAO#like. there's no cis explanation for this#words and things#literally every time this show comes up i mention this and no one ever gives a shit lmao
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coloured my doodles of @beebfreeb 's trans woman oleander design she is so canon to me,,,
#she is like two trains of thought away from having some major realisations about herself at all times...#like the 'i wish i were a man' poster. no cis explanation for that#making a psychonauts 3 where she gets time to properly sit down and unpack her trauma and gets an e prescription from otto#psychonauts#coach oleander#morceau oleander#sasha nein
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"Men have power over women so trans men have power over trans women" hi. What the fuck are you saying.
#ive NEVER gotten an ACTUAL explanation on it that recognises reality#its always “trans men have some inherent masculine essence that gives them so much power#that even a closetted trans man has more gender based privilege than a gender conforming in the closet trans woman“#like. It Doesnt Make Sense.#they see trans men as just cis men in a hat#its fucking BIZARRE.
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Idk why but I think it would be fun if Shanks and Mihawk are trans, but Shanks is a trans man and Mihawk is a trans woman and we change nothing of how they look or how they behave—
Shanks was probably like 7 when he went to his dads and was like, Hey, I’m a boy, and they were like, Hell yeah, you are, and he’s been on hormones, puberty blockers, and then testosterone, and either worked out enough he didn’t need top surgery or got top surgery by 18-19. So literally no one knows he’s trans aside from Crocus, Rayleigh, maybe Buggy, (but I like to think he just forgets—) and Beckman because they met when someone insulted Roger (saying he probably sucked dick before he was executed), so he pulled out his packer and threw it at the guy (saying he could suck this fucking dick) and just went all attack! grieving fourteen year old.
Mihawk, on the other hand, was like 16-18 when the egg cracked and she learned that no one else secretly wants to be a woman and I can be if I just decide to be and was like, "Hey, I’m a woman... cool.” But also has no want or need to change her body; hell, she loves how she looks, but she’s not on any hormones, she likes her beard, hasn’t done voice training, and isn’t getting bottom surgery. She also in the most Mihawk way possible kind of just assumes everyone else knows and doesn’t feel the need to tell anyone? And because of that weird assumption that everyone knows she’ll just stab people who use the wrong pronouns.
(This is how she became the Marine hunter; they kept calling her him, and she kept stabbing because rude, even though she makes no effort to correct anyone at all.
Garp is the only person who’s clocked; she uses she/her pronouns and calls her she always, and everyone thinks he’s insulting her. But really he’s just look she’s a pirate but I’m not going to miss-gender a fellow queer, and also explains this to no one.)
Accept Shanks, who she politely told after their first duel, and she’d already stabbed him reminded (not even revealing). reminded him of her pronouns. And he was like, all alright 👍 and just started calling Mihawk by her pronouns, also explaining this to no one. (Accept for Beckman because he doesn’t want her to stab him. He’d have to do paperwork.)
Anyway, after some fun times and making out, Shanks offers her the name of the guy he gets his hormones from (it’s Crocus; he's mailed them via Coo for years now). and Mihawks like hormones? Why would I want to change me? I’m awesome. And Shanks agrees that yeah, she already has a pretty great pair of tits, and Mihawk pushes him out of the hammock.
#one piece#I just think it would be funny is no one knows their trans but I opposite directions#op#opla#red haired shanks#dracule mihawk#hawkeyes mihawk#benn beckman#trans shanks#trans mihawk#mishanks#akataka#akagami no shanks#tft mishanks#marine hunter mihawk#trans one peice#monkey d garp#would also be fun if both Zoro Perona and Luffy were all some flavor or not cis#like their magnets Luffy’s like agender but also doesn’t really care how they look or what pronouns people use#Zoro and Perona both have had surgery and are on hormones and Mihawk finally has to use Shanks contact because they can’t use the usual#these two we’re getting there horomones from#or if Mihawk just contacted the marines no explanation and asked for a bunch of testosterone and estrogen I think that would be hilariously#in character#and also just going oh I’m a trans woman one day and then telling no one and then getting annoyed when people use the wrong pronouns for yo#is peak Mihawk. and also iconic.#mihawk shanks#hawkeye mihawk#mihawk x shanks#my rambles#roger pirates
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This was going to be a funny haha Ford and Bill "break up" drawing but my hand said nope you aren't doing that so now I got Bill Cipher angst (yay)
#bill cipher#the book of bill#bill ci the triangle guy#bill ci the demon guy#angst#Serious art#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#I can't believe that I did this just out of the blue#Like this is so good but also very random for me#My hands must have gotten possessed by bill#Thats an explanation
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it is genuinely very pleasant to be he/himmed and not deadnamed in the workplace like okay i could get used to this
#.txt#they think im a trans man because that is simply the easiest explanation to give#w/o having to sound like a 19yo who just read stone butch blues for the first time#and it's sooo much better than when i wld cosplay a cis woman at work lol
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This idea for a later part in Four Swords Returns floats around in my head and I find it hilarious:
So you get to see it. X"D
Vaati (Still being lose) is completely enamored with the lovely princess Zelda, so he kidnaps her to be his bride.
Woops. He kidnapped Vio instead...However did that happen...
So Zelda dons the Vio persona and helps the other 4 (including Shadow Link) save the real Vio before he and Vaati are married.
Hilarity ensues.
#four swords manga#four swords#four swords adventures#loz#vio#Zelda is some sorts of trans/gender non conforming deal with it#There is no cis explanation for sheik no matter how hard nintendo tries#she just has the boy potion btw lmao#I want Zelda to adventure with the boys and this is what I came up with lmao#I wanna give this girl some damn agency she ain't the one being saved. X'D#vio and her have so much in common tho#they're both smart and like archery!#genderfluid zelda genderfluid zelda-
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that one guy who texted me for a group project and started talking about ace attorney is now. friends with me i think? idk man he texts me daily and also just offered to confront the professor about my grade being unfair, and when i refused bc ehh not worth it he did it anyway??? feeling like edgeworth in turnabout goodbyes rn WHY IS HE BEING SO NICE??? defending me and shii
#he is genuinely frustrated on my behalf too#talking shit about the professor and how their explanation made no sense#like???? bro#i might be aromantic but you are giving me unnecessary feelings with all that appreciation#why tf is he even talking to me we have barely anything in common and yet he finds things to tell and ask#ughhhh!!!!!#cis men are okay sometimes#raysidk
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I am shocked how many tags on that gender poll are cis women saying "of course I think about being a different gender. Every time I get my period lol".
Are we really that cisnormative on tumblr.com? do they not know that u (can) still menstruate on Testosterone? Or am i missing something here?
#Occams razor says they're cisnormative#But that's insaaaaaàaaaaane its tumblr its 2024#The poll is asking cis people how often they consider being a different gender ...you get that that doesn't mean 'ladies imagine being amab#RIGHT??? RIGHT????#Like these ppl are mentioning trans friends in the same tags please say sike#Me Fein#My friend has been on T for 5 years he still gets his period#Just FYI#even in the most charitable explanation you've discounted the experiences of afam non-women who aren't on T...
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I don't see the whole "born in the wrong body" as much more than a simpler way of trying to encapsulate the feeling of body horror that can come with being gender dysphoric. It's a metaphor for trans pain, we aren't always literally saying what you're hearing.
I think it can be important to make this known because so many people are misinterpreting trans pain. Gender dysphoria is a very complex and nuanced issue, and it's a state of being that's case-by-case. The "born in the wrong body" statement is a simple way of communicating the angst of being gender dysphoric, and I really wish people focused on alleviating that angst rather than going, "well you weren't born in the wrong body, that's impossible! Stop feeling that way!"
#trans#transgender#lgbt#lgbtq#ftm#mtf#nonbinary#dysphoria tw#transphobia#transphobia tw#saw another one of those 'nobody is born in the wrong body' transphobe quips and ughhhhhh i'm not Okay#(also like of a trans person is literally saying this... how is that wrong? i don't blame them at all for those feelings)#(like i don't deny that some people mean this literally - i've just noticed that many many people use it metaphorically)#(because it's a quick and easy explanation for cis people or people who don't know much about dysphoria)
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ok aaaaaaa ermm we r good we r so good rn errrrmmm
#it’s fine I think#mental health has been in the gutter so I am trying to do something to fix that cause it is a lot worse than usual#so im gonna talk to my mom abt it cause she’s good with mental health stuff#but one of the main problems I’m havin right now is that I’m Probably Definitely Somewhat Not Cis#and I’m. really not ready to try to articulate that#but if I don’t I think things will only get worse so uh it’s a real dilemma!#I am terrified heehee oooouuuuhhhhhgggg#I’m worried more about invalidation than anything#she’s not a hateful person in the slightest but when I have expressed stuff like this before#she has every explanation in the book other than gender dysphoria so. I dunno.#I feel sick. this isn’t very poggers!#it will be fiiiiiine I thiiiiink
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Maverique culture is cringing whenever someone asks you about your gender presentation because being forced to choose between feminine, masculine, neutral/androgynous, etc feels so restricting and wrong
maverique culture is!
#yeah i sympathise with that! like if it's with other trans/queer people i can talk about it more but with cis people it's like. trying to#explain it in simple terms that just don't really fit. maybe one day people will be open to hearing explanations about gender that don't#fall into the standard roles#maverique#maverique culture asks#maverique culture is#mod kepler#mod willow
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#gender is so silly. haha.#hey google how do i explain my pronouns are she/her in an ‘i can’t be bothered to explain my complicated relationship w gender’ way#not in a ‘cis and hasn’t considered gender whatsoever’ way#anyways. as i have explained to ppl before. i am very much so eve-gender. i am Me#when i was born the drs knew what names my parents where stuck between depending on if i was a boy or a girl#and so instead of going it’s a girl they said it’s a [my legal first name]!!#and i think that explains me quite a bit.#other explanations of my experience w gender have included: hot gender (i am sexy. in both masc + femme ways. nothing else matters.)#anyways. constantly stuck between wow i love my body hourglass figure goes sooo hard. and wow i wish i was built like these dumbass men
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I really did not expect how early the idea of "inflict Human Face Disease on Yong'an" would come up. I thought Bai Wuxiang would suggest it as revenge after the war! Bai Wuxiang didn't even say in as many words that Xie Lian should inflict it - he told Xie Lian how this outbreak happened, and Mu Qing first brought up turning it on Yong'an in as many words. (Mu Qing was basically picking up Bai Wuxiang's implications, I'm not saying it was Mu Qing's idea. Mostly I'm saying I'm surprised Mu Qing and Feng Xin were even there to give their input on this matter in particular)
#Me Talking#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#TGCF liveblogging#I will say I get where Mu Qing's finding the appeal in both the bloody efficient math and vengeance from cursing Yong'an back#But even putting aside morals and compassion and all that there's issues with that as a plan#The Yong'an soldiers would be immune; they're also the ones most likely to be fueling the resentment that lets the curse work#Yong'an civilians dying from Human Face Disease would both further the resentment of everyone not infected#and probably their souls could join their curse as well#And that's assuming all the initial information and assumptions are right and that removing the living people would undo the curse#Which I am not 100% confident about! I don't trust Bai Wuxiang but also Xie Lian never said Bai Wuxiang said the curse needs living people!#Reading over his explanation he says it works because the spirits were influenced during their initial confusion upon dying#not that they need the constant resentment from their families to keep doing what they're doing#I don't know yet whether that means Mu Qing made a wrong assumption or I'm just making things out of nothing#But even thinking only of ruthless efficiency - using the Human Face Disease on Yong'an doesn't seem like a good idea
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people on this website literally only ever headcanon characters as trans women in the most misogynistic and homophobic ways possible
#i have never seen a non-transfem person have a good explanation for why they thought a canonically cis male character#is transfem#like it always ironically seems straight up transmisogynistic the things they say tbqh#sometimes it's like. okay the things that you are relating to womanhood are fucked up#and sometimes it's that everything you're listing is also just a gay man thing#usually it's both of those#personal#ok to rb
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recently had a gender talk where I explained my whole deal and have to say it does not get less weird to explicitly come out as 'not a trans woman' to someone.
#I have complicated feelings as a publicly trans person who is read as a trans woman about what I should disclose#typically only queer people with cool genders get the full explanation#but most people I went to law school with; work with; and interact with assume I am a trans woman#certainly not going to correct them all#but it does cause this weird pressure to continue NOT passing as a cis woman or mention something that would give me away as AFAB#in order to avoid confusion and having to explain even more#but I assume when my gender takes another left turn in 3-5 years I can just explain then#“I'm not detransitioning you see I'm re-re-transitioning it's a totally separate thing I have layers of trans like a russian nesting doll”
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