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those people who were complaining about thg characters being cast as black actors are lucky I was 5-7 at the time of the movies being released bc I would have been such a terror to them fr
#like. shut the fuck up#white people literally get everything. katniss herself was white and it was SO stupid
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“look at how the french protest, why cant you do that?” well in the uk the police arrest you for conspiracy to protest before you can even take your picket signs out of the van so jot that down
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I think before u are ever allowed to get a license or modify your car in any way you should have to sit by a busy road and listen to how obnoxious it is when cars with obnoxiously loud engines blast your ears at a decibel that should be illegal. For a month. Maybe more
#ping qiney#i lived in a city for. 4+ years for uni#but it was on campus so it wasnt even this bad#if you mod ur car to have a loud engine i sincerely hope your tires are forever flat and that is the truth#i hope ur car never starts#theres reasonably loud and then there is 'i can hear u from 29 floors up thru a closed window wearing a headset listening to#several other ppl talking + my own game sounds'#like. shut the fuck UP
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just blocked and unfollowed someone for putting Makoto Shinkai slander on my dash. your name is literally The Movie Of All Time, and suzume made me feel emotions i haven't been able to stop feeling for days. it's this serious to me
#it's a mutual I've had for a few years too#but that's such an instant block from me#suzume is so different from your name. calling them the 'same bland ass movie'#is like. anti intellectual in a way that's on purpose and for some reason#contrarian to the thought of engaging with the text#is it cuz most of his movies main protags are Boy And Girl Who Fall In Love?#cuz like. that's just movies that's normal#suzume is about everything but also largely influenced by the 2011 earthquake and tsunami#and directly commenting on the way it has affected people in japan and#the ability to grieve as a whole#like. shut the fuck up#mine#sorry i got so heated but it does kinda feel lightly racist to me#to be so directly against praising or interacting with#a japanese film maker who makes films that directly relate to being japanese to him#especially to shit on his movie again. about grief from the 2011 disasters#like they're widely beloved for a reason!!!#'ive never met a shinkai stan but critics keep praising him 🙄'#first of all get better friends i know like 4 shinkai stans#secondly. wow. maybe u. as an american. don't know super fans#of this japanese film maker. whose films only have limited run times here#like. that makes sense. but critics actually go and watch movies
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thoughts on things that are "better than sex"?
thing said by people who have never had sex
#asks#anon my beloved#just say it's good or that you like it#see also: things that 'go hard'#like. shut the fuck up
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dude not to be a bitch but starting my new job and spending every day surrounded by normies is really giving me a good long look at how fucked up the rhetorical landscape surrounding food and fatness is. the other week i overheard a guy confidently saying that the body doesn't actually require sugar and that if it wasn't for our dastardly perfidious taste buds we'd never crave it(???). just now my manager showed me this video of some dude scaremongering about pringles by saying that their ratio of sugar/salt/fat is CALCULATED to TRICK THE BRAIN into WANTING MORE. bitch you mean they made an effort to make their commercially produced snacks taste good? somebody phone the fucking fire department
#like i'm not disagreeing that snack foods are unhealthy it's just like#i can't help but feel like this all comes from a place of virulent fatphobia#shut up about your fucking diet
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Really hate that the queer community's response to the creation of a gender trinary (girl, boy, and nonbinary, which is still not all-encompassing) was to... reinvent the binary. We just started grouping all genders into "masc/male-aligned" and "fem/female-aligned" and it's so fucking stupid. Even with the occasional allowance of "neutral/unaligned" it still maintains the binary as the standard. And then they don't let you use certain labels if you don't have the "right" gender alignment. The fuck.
#trans#genderqueer#trans guy#bi#butch#lgbtq#lgbtqia#lgbt#queer#queer community#lgbtq community#I genuinely fucking despise the “man/nonman” and “woman/nonwoman” descriptors#like dear god shut the fuck up
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#like#if you say this has two sides you're just fucking stupid so shut up and stop embarrassing urself#free palestine#free gaza#gaza strip#palestine#fuck israel#israel
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one of the worst things in the world is that feeling unloveable can (and will) make you act in ways that reinforces itself. I feel unloveable so I don’t respond to messages so people reach out less so I feel unloveable. one of the hardest things in the world is fighting back the brain demons long enough to break the cycle
#my best friend doesn’t have tumblr but I am mentally sending him so many apologies right now jesus fuckkkkkkk#I feel so fucking awful rn#I went and watched taskmaster and that distracted me a bir#but literally. suicidal thoughts out of nowhere. urge to drink out of nowhere#it’s like. 8:15pm and I’m thinking of just going to bed now#only way to get my brain to shut up#I have such a busy weekend ahead as well#godddddd I want to enter hermit mode so bas#I’m not gonna do anything stupid don’t worry#but I sure Feel Like Doing It
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au where ford gets over himself when he gets to gravity falls and reaches out to stan sooner
stan thinks ford still doesn’t want him around and is gonna kick him out the moment he doesn’t need his help anymore ahaha. but like also they’re so sillayyyy
(plus a part 2 & part 3)
#ily ford i don’t mean to make u seem like an asshole#i mean u are#i’m making u nicer than u are in canon#but STILL#ahem.#anyway#stan has casual thoughts of death and immediately follows it up with being the most unserious guy in the room#hashtag real#shut up this is actually fucking canon isn’t it. his little Sweet Release of Death speech he gave the twins in that one ep#i mean he wasn’t silly after but he does canonly think this shit SHUT UP#…do i tag any warnings for this#it’s a jokey post but also erm#idfk#tw sui ideation#?????#that seems to be the common tag for it#tw sui joke#yeahg hey tumblr#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#stan twins#gravity falls fanart#my art#rystiart#aghhhhgg#hi#one day i WILL draw something better i swear…….
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Gotham has always been weird, so when the groundskeeper at the cemetery noticed the Wayne kid’s plot was disturbed, he just chalked it up to more of the same ol’. Alright, so ‘disturbed’ may be a tad too light of a word, but what’s an empty grave in the grand scheme of Gotham? God knows in a city like this one, they could use all the burial room they could get. He figured he’d just jot it down on the website and hope nobody noticed for a while.
Too bad he didn’t account for the 13 year old boy in Bristol who periodically checks the cemetery’s website when he’s feeling particularly lonely.
Plot Removed.
Tim Drake stared at the two words under the heading for Jason Todd’s plot number. Removed? What do they mean ‘removed’? They can’t just remove a plot? That’s a person down there! That’s Robin down there! You can’t Remove Robin!
Calm down. Deep breaths. Assess the situation.
Robin has been dead for 5 months and 14 days. There is no reason for a grave to be removed that early, especially one of a member of such an affluential family. Chances are likely it’s a simple clerical issue. He can call first thing in the morning and make them aware of the mistake. He can have it all fixed in 5 hours.
Just a phone call.
In 5 hours.
…
Tim hates talking on the phone almost as much as he hates waiting.
Well it won’t be the first time he’s snuck out to head to Gotham proper at 1am. It can’t even really be considered sneaking out if there’s no one home to catch you.
Buses stop running at 2, so he layers a couple sweaters under his coat and grabs his best running sneakers so he can comfortably make the trek back.
Just a quick trip to settle his nerves. Maybe get a few shots in if he spots Batman, but really he just wants to see with his own two eyes that things are okay and Jason can rest.
It’s 1:37 by the time he gets to the headstone reading ‘Here Lies Jason Todd’ and the gaping, muddy pit in front of it.
This- This doesn’t make any sense. This is not removal. This is destruction. Desecration. Somebody did this. Somebody-
Assess the situation.
A hole in the ground, approximately 1.5 feet in diameter.
Mud and grass flung outward but with little force.
Large chunks of earth turned over and shoved away.
No signs of tool marks or clean lines of entry into the dirt.
Dragging claw marks.
Staggering, shuffled pairs of foot prints in the mud.
A trail of dirt.
Something… Something large clawed its way out of the ground here. Something large and bipedal and- and humanoid.
Tim refuses to jump to any conclusions he can see all the facts laid in front of him. He’s going to cautiously follow the trail and simply hope to any god listening that he isn’t the world’s first line of defense against the zombie apocalypse.
He’s been walking for 23 minutes and there’s good news and undecided news. Good news: he’s closing in on the target and the trail isn’t taking him out of the way so his trip home won’t be prolonged. Undecided news: The potential Zombie Robin is heading directly for Wayne Manor.
As zombie apocalypse news, this is very bad. From Tim’s collected observational evidence, his not-so-professional opinion is that Batman, faced with a horror movie level zombie of his dead son, would not respond well, and would likely not fight back.
In Batman and Robin news? Tim’s unsure. If Jason is simply back? What could that mean for them? Batman can have his Robin. He wouldn’t have to continue nearly killing others and himself every night in his grief. Jason could-
No. Stop. Do not jump to conclusions.
Hope only brings heartbreak.
What would Batman do? Get close and see if the target is a threat.
Target is male. Mid-teens. Dark hair. Pale skin. Leaning against surfaces as he walks. Appears injured and disoriented.
Minimal risk assessed. Approaching and attempting contact.
Target identity confirmed: Jason Todd.
“J-Jason?” It comes out as a croaked whisper. Jason shows no sign of acknowledgment.
Tim clears his throat, steps right in front of his path, and tries again.
“Jason. Jason, stop I want to help you.” Still nothing.
“Please, Jason. I can help, I promise I can help!”
Why isn’t this working?! Why can’t he just do something right for once?! He wants this to work, he wants to help Bruce, he wants to fix Batman, he wants to not be alone, he wants-
“Robin!”
Robin jerks to a stop.
Tim reached out his hand.
“Robin. Robin please, I’m sorry you’re going through this, it’s really scary, I’m really scared. But I just want to help you. Help you find Batman. Help you get home.”
Jason just stares at him. Of course he does. Of course it’s not going to work. Why did he even bother hoping he could help?
Hope only brings heartbreak.
His sight blurs as his eyes fill with tears and he starts to lower his outstretched hand.
His arm is slowed as a cold hand weakly grasps his own.
“Don’t… scared… Bat… help… Dad… help.”
A relieved sob tears out from Tim’s chest and he gathers himself together. He yanks his extra sweater off and gently pulls it over Jason’s cold shoulders. Jason lets Tim drag his arm over his shoulders to try and carry some of his weight.
“Okay, Robin. Yeah. Your dad will help us.”
Batman will solve everything once Tim gets Robin home.
#Hello Mr. Batwayne forgive me for waking you but I brought your Jaybin home#Tim: I’m not jumping to conclusions!#also Tim: Holy fuck it’s the zombie apocalypse we’re all going to die#I know it seems like Tim might have some bat detective training but really he just watches a lot of cop shows and asks ‘wwbd?’ all the time.#writing this is the first thing I did as soon as I turned 27.#this was my birthday present to myself ig#not a ship pls n thx#batfam fanfic#batman#dc robin#dcu#batman and robin#jason todd#tim drake#red hood#ficlet#batfam#jason todd and tim drake#robin#red robin#shut up grandpa#fanfiction#‘’JASON! JASON STOP! LOOK AT ME! look at me. please. this isn’t you’’ ass dialogue 🙄
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#curious how the absolutely massive dissertations in my notes ab supporting artists dont even bother to like a single drawing. curious#tired of this post getting 100+ notes a day while my art gets 0. shut the fuck up
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i dont care the close friends instagram stories are getting posted to tumblr because this is making me lose my mind
#i was up in sydney last week and i went to the opera house slash bridge combo so when i rewatched pacrim i was like. wait thats not right#oh my fucking god. GUILLERMO DEL TORO EXPLAIN!!!#pacific rim#shut up ulrike#australia#popular#greatest hits
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finally finished jason so i can post the hades art i mentioned here lmaoo
i'm more of a silly doodle kind of guy so fully lined/rendered stuff.... aigh
#hades game#danny phantom#jason todd#dc#dp#batman#dp x dc#dc x dp#dcxdp#dpxdc#FUCK why are there so many tags#yes this is a crossover of a crossover i make the rules#danny fenton#belfry draws#belfry spent a month on this please enjoy#belfry redrew danny's face like four times and refuses to look at it anymore#dead on main#(implied)#(it's real and canon to this au i swear)#hades au#okay i'll shut up now ajslfkjase
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Petition to give Usopp a gun. Not because of anything plot-related, I just think he looks extremely hot.
#'he should have a gun because it's more useful' shut the fuck up he should have a gun bc it looks hot#i am aware that the third image thing isn't a gun but do i look like i care about it he's pretty#usopp simping hours yayy#one piece#usopp#one piece colorspread
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what happened in honda odyssey stays in honda odyssey💋
(bruh i struggled so much with this for no reason😭)
#i ship them#deadpool and wolverine are gay asf#wolverine x deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#deadclaws#deadpool#wade and logan are literally soulmates bruh#wade and logan are so in love#wade and logan#honda odyssey changed these mfs#whatever happened in honda odyssey stays in honda odyssey#gay ships#poolverine#poolverine art#poolverine fanart#that honda odyssey was gayer than anything#honda carfuck#old men yaoi#toxic yaoi#they like it nasty#a kiss to shut him up#wade wilson#logan howlett#enemies to lovers#artists on tumblr#yaoi fanart#they fucked in that damn car istg#gay kiss#i ship these two so much
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