#like. are y’all not tired???? it’s on a Thursday 😭

[torchickentacos]

Where’s that tumblr post that’s like “there’s a generation gap between me and people my age”?

[hypertonicplague]

Dia’s momma’s info!!!

Hheheheheh I have time n everything so I thought y not

(If there’s spelling r grammar mistakes just know I’m 10 hours into a 12 hour shift n I’m kinda tired 🗿)

Plz read this first!! It has demon info so ur not confused!! And this one!!

Aight so real quick gon get this out the way: Dia’s mom 1000000% had a harem/concubines n The King didn’t care cuz he had 1 too (polygamy is very much practice all over the Devildom n it’s harder to find ppl practicing monogamy)

Before being married she used to be a hells version of a ring fighter n her main sin is a mix of wrath/pride (da stronger the demon the more sins they can hold but that’s 4 another post hehehe)

She actually proposed to the king! N he denied her!! Cuz they like fought r something ya know n she lost n 4 her that was the first time someone beat her n for him it was another Thursday

They ended up getting married 79878900877+ fights later cuz she managed to scratch his butt cheek in battle (which was an accident btw she was going to his Achilles’ tendon) n that was the first time anyone ever got him so 💁 marriage

They actually didn’t have kids (Dia) right off the altar n if you ask anyone their marriage was more like an EXTREME friendship that u can claim on taxes. They did almost everything together n kinda never showed PDA nor looked like they wanted to. They brawled publicly n she helped him with a lot of royal stuff n meetings n things like that. Y’all know them ppl at bars that r super drunk n keep hugging each other n shouting?? Yea that was them but like all the time “ur my best friend! No UR my best friend!!”

They did sleep in the same room 🙇‍♂️

Demons go through heat and ruts in my hc version so that’s how baby Dia came 2 be lmmmaaaooo a lil /happy/ mistake took the kings bff 🥺 (dw she loved her kid 😌 just wasn’t the right time)

Also gonna throw this out there that if she DID survive she wouldn’t approve of the exchange program at ALL. She doesn’t hate humans like Belphie BUT she also doesn’t see them as individuals. More or less humans are one of two things to her 1: food 2: pets. No more no less, she definitely sees them as sheep or even slaughter animals (but she would love-ish MC cuz how couldn’t she love her son’s let 🥹🥹)

Also she doesn’t like Angels at ALL, she wouldn’t even like Lucifer n their siblings just CUZ they used to be angels. She thinks they’re selfish n too high on grace n would give everything she has to punch 1

She also doesn’t entirely like witches/Sorcerers. Thinks they’re weird n try hards

O yea one thing the Devildom didn’t like is that she never wore her crown or dressed in royalty. Even for parties she’d have her horns out but rarely her wings or jewelry. Her reason for this when asked is “everything’s heavy”

Her original form!! (If ya read them links) is!! A small red/pink-ish ball of what looks like yarn surrounded by lil flecks of glitter

That’s rlly I can think abt!! Umm ummm!!! If u have questions like plz ask!! Hehehehe I wanna doodle her more n make more lore n I’ve got a poo brain so questions would help a lot!!!! R if something needs better defining plz ask!! I like doing stuff like this 😭😭

Plus doodieleleieelee

[thewillowtree3]

Thirsty-Like-Asami-Sato Thursday

This is my prom pic. 👀👀👌🏼

@my-cup-runneth-over I love you, and this is for you 😂👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

Also- ima try to start doing mental fitness updates. Here’s one!!

So, I’ve been going to the beach for the past two days, and was kinda tired, so today was supposed to be my rest day off. I was supposed to film my first YouTube video today, and get my blog post up, but Dx

I got too lazy. :( So, I’ve spent 60% of the time I’ve been up laying on a couch, and now I am DETERMINED TO DO SHIT. 😭😭👌🏼

Starting with taking a walk outside!! :D But...idk, do y’all get into any lazy/depressive funks? :(

Okay, bye!! I love y’all, and you’re AMAZING! :) <3 (enjoy the pictured period of my life where I wasn’t gay yet fjjdnsnd)

I also wanna thank @jadasaurrawr for being so kind to me the past few days/weeks, and for, uhh...being a really great friend to me. :)

Also, @somonebeatmetoit for being my momma and being a FANTASTIC mom to me too 😭💪🏼💪🏼🔥❤️

[keepitupkei]

12. 11. 2021

Wow has it really been 12 days since I have posted. Yes the hell it has Kei. I know I have to get it together!! But UPDATE. I’m about to quit my job cause them MFers can really catch my hands. I don’t like incompetent lazy people. The people at my job are just lazy as hell, no lie. There’s only like 3 of us out of 9 that does the work.

Okay you know what Storytime Y’all one is over due for y’all and I’m about to blast everyone’s toe off. 😂🤣

… And scene.

So this past Thursday, one person didn’t come in and I’m not holding that over her head cause everyone needs a day off and I had Friday off so I didn’t give a damn. So boom she’s off and now it’s down to 8 of us. This is girl mhmm names or no names. 🤔🤔 Tuh fine no names I won’t be a petty bish. 😁 but she constantly stays on her phone all day and barely does any work. So on this day her phone screen cracked and I’m like look at God telling her to get to work. But no, what she do.. She still talks on her phone by yelling Siri to get her calls through. And I’m like oh gosh. Imma punch her in her throat if I hear hey Siri call whoever name she said.

But she doesn’t do any work. Like I said before this job is simple and is us taking the sample your doctor or the hospital gives us of your blood or urine to prep for testing. Not hard at all. May give you an irritated nose but that’s it. Cause some of that piss be stinky like 🤢🤢

ADVICE MOMENT

* please please please drink a lot of water it’s not just helpful to you but for us that have to smell your funky piss. So atleast make sure it doesn’t stink. *

But yes, she just mainly stays on her phone and only gets 2 baskets full of specimens done well not even the rest of us cause some of them ain’t shxt either get more than 5 baskets done. 😑 yeah and then has the NERVE to be taking more than a 15 minute break.

Excuse me! That’s not flying with me. So that’s one worker. This only one is supposed to be our team lead but she scary. She scared to speak up to our supervisor and tell her that either we’re getting too much work or that we’re not being treated fairly where we are. And she done got lazy too. She doesn’t try to help us accession them specimens and stays on her phone ALL the damn TIME. I’m like we’re here to work, like get it together hoes. So this dude been working for this company for 4 years. And he has the speed. But for some reason now, he don’t wanna work. And I’m like not this shxt again. Already got a lazy ass worker to my left now we got him too. So instead of his usual helping us and actually doing his damn job. He takes his time, and then once he finishes his first basket what he does yall. What does he do. Go on Freaking BREAK! Like don’t you see we got like 10 baskets and more that’s on the way to do. 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

But yes y’all. This girl is tired of doing and picking up everyone’s slack cause they some lazy MFers that need to get off their ass. So I’m out. I already got a phone interview next Tuesday. Prayers up 🙏🏾

And I’ll be out of there cause I have been overworked and hella exhausted. Like I’m going to the city right now to see the tree and I’m tired. And almost fell asleep on this train but I said why not let y’all know I’m still alive and have t forgotten y’all.

So just an update. I’m out this bish of a job and about to get better pay then 15.60 an hour.

That’s another thing too I got my full bachelors and I’m only worth that. Like wow, but yeah forget this company. Can’t stand them but…. I do need the money. 😭😭

But anyways until then y’all. 💋

Remember God loves you and so do I ❤️