#like- just 15 minutes ago i was walking and Lilly LAUNCHED herself at my leg... But her aim was off because my knee wounded up colliding

[marinerainbow]

SAY HELLO TO MY BABY LILLY!!!

I have more kitty pictures to add to this because we all need more fluffiness in our worlds!

I also got Lilly a cat leash. I'm hoping that I can take her to a park or something and let her sate her curiosity of the world and burn her infinite energy XD but first, cat backpacks so she gets used to being outside and wearing the harness.

AND THE F/O'S OH MY GOD-

Jerry... You won't wear the backpack for my baby?? For me???? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺... Fine, you can't walk in the sun anyway. Billy! Billy, do you care about the pack being pink like somebody over here?? Also, please take pictures of Lilly and Jerry. I need them, Billy. Don't worry, Jerry. You can still watch Lilly ^^ Billy can be in charge of her walks if he wants to.

Bold of you to assume I'm gonna wrap Kingstons adoption signatures. We all know that these scars are the price you pay when you become a cat parent XD (I will patch my king up though, don't worry 🥺) I just want to walk into the room and see Kingston grinning, cradling the precious little kitten, while she completely shreds up his hands XDDD but you know what's even BETTER??? When Lilly is sleepy, she crawls onto whoever, usually me, and will fall asleep on them 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 Kingston better be prepared to cradle that baby for lord knows how long (I NEED! TO SEE! STAR STRUCK! KINGSTON! WITH! SLEEPY! BABY LILLY!!!!)

Omg Lilly getting a manicure from Tiffany!!!... I want to "aw" at that, but Lilly doesn't like her claws to be touched 😅😅😅 we have to burrito her in towels when clipping them. But I know if anybody can get Lilly to stay still during nail care time, it has to be Tiffany ^^ (Chucky you better stay tf away from my baby while Tiffany has her. I will tape TNT to your precious amulet if you do.)

RJ CARRYING LITTLE LILLY AROUND I CAN'T- Omg omg omg. He is a GIANT and he KNOWS his siblings, so I know that she's in good hands with him ^^ He can show her around the farm! Introduce her to the cows. Carefully introduce her to the dogs. Baby, my love, I'm sorry, but... RJ is more qualified for the job. You can visit her! (As long as RJ is supervising)... Mama Firefly, I'll get back to you. Tiny, I'm not sure. I'll let RJ be the judge on whether or not him hokding Lilly is a good idea. OTIS IF YOU EVEN GLANCE LILLY'S WAY I WILL ZOOM OVER FROM CHIPOTLE AND RUN YOU OVER WITH MY BOYFRIENDS TRUCK-

Hannah... Hannah? Would you do me a favor and convince your Scarecrow husband to build an impenetrable, soundproof, and comfortable kitty backpack for my husband Tin to use when he babysits Lilly?? I would go into the lab myself, but I don't think he'd listen to me XD But IMAGINE!! If Tin got that pack, he could take Lilly with him while he's on his 'patrols'!!! Lilly won't hear a thing, won't be at risk of getting hurt, she'll just be curled up napping while my husband takes care of business. And! And LION INTERACTING WITH LILLY IS WHAT I NEED!!! They're both cats! They get each other!!! Since Lilly is a kitten, could Lion potentially be a father figure for her?? 🤔🤔🤔 idk, but TIN, I TRUST YOU THE MOST OUT OF EVERYONE HERE! (next to Ryan since he's an animal expert).

Oh, hell yeah. Terry may not actively throw shit at Wheezy, but he will snatch his hot friends cigarettes out of his mouth before pointing to the window or door, "Y'don't smoke around Lottie, right? Well, same rule applies to the cat. Get goin'." If Wheezy won't go, Terry will smoke his pack up (then have a coughing fit because yes, he's a smoker, but he is nowhere NEAR Wheezy's level-). Terry is my creation; he knows I'm willing to commit warcrimes for my furbaby XD AND!!!!! Oh my gosh, Ryan 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 you'll break a table over someone's back for Lilly??? Wheezy is trying to dodge the attacks, but all I hear are wedding bells. (Imagine if Kingston heard I gave Lilly to Ryan for the day, and now he's all pouty he can't hold the baby XD either that or, most likely, he just decides to drop in on Terry's place)

Anyways, I better calm myself down XD as you can see, Lilly makes me go just a teensy bit feral. Thank you for answering this ask!!!

I have a very important ask to send you...

I took my baby Lilly on her first walk today ^^ we went to the store.

I promise I didn't leave the flap open the whole time xD and even so, she has a little leash inside the backpack for her own safety.

Lilly was very well behaved at the store, helped me pick out some soap, and she got plenty of attention from the clerks ^^ she was silent the whole walk, which kinda scared me, but she was more fascinated with the whole world than scared ^^ and yes, I gave her treats when we came home. That is very important 🤍🖤🤍🖤

(Ngl now that I'm home, I can't help but imagine myself with my responsible F/O's like "Your mission, should you choose to accept it," *hands over kitty backpack and the baby* "You must take Lilly on a walk and give her lots of love while I'm at work." XD also, for you, Moony would be going insane over pet backpacks and would get one for Cake.)

EVERYBODY LOOK AT LILLY!

Oh my goodness, Lilly's big day out <3 Of course the clerks loved her!! XD I bet she was the highlight of their day! ☀☀☀☀

And that thing the backpack) is SO CUTE XDD I've only ever seen pram versions, I didn't know their were backpack versions that is adooorabe!! Omg, Moony with one of these 💥💛💥💛💥 ! ! ! Thats it, thats the cute overload for today-

Also- below, find your responsible F/O's (Plus Ryan- I'm not sure if he counts XD) reactions to their mission XD

You; "Your mission, should you choose to accept it," *hands over kitty backpack and the baby* "You must take Lilly on a walk and give her lots of love while I'm at work."

Jerry: He is not wearing that, but he will take the BEST care of Lilly I promise XD She will live in his lap or on his shoulder for the duration of your work day. Imagine Jerry walking around his house doing his thing (Whatever that may be, when he is not luring in dinner or scaring off teenagers) with LILLY ON HIS SHOULDER-

Imagine him talking to her. Should I have the O Negative or the AB Negative for lunch? Come on, you're a soulless creature of the night, too, don't judge me. // Do you like MTV? // Oh look, Peter Vincent on channel 9- Still an idiot I see... Sure is entertaining, though.

Imagine Billy telling on him for all his chatter when you get back XD

Kingston: Kingston's gonna end up with scratched up hands you're going to need to wrap up because he lets Lilly use him (His hands, his arms, his back, whatever) like a cat toy. Its like he doesn't even feel the pain, he's having too much fun playing with the kitty XD

RJ: "... okay." *Has Lilly living on his shoulder all day while he works, givin her treats and neck scratchies*

Tiffany: "Oh baby, you got it! C'mon, Lilly, come with momma."

Lilly my come back with painted claws, but she sure as hell was loved during her time with Momma Tiff XD

DMD!Tin: IMAGINE. THIS TERRIFYING MACHINE MAN WITH DENTISTS TOOLS FOR FINGERS. WALKIN AROUND. WITH A PINK CAT CARRIER WITH A KITTEN INSIDE ON HIS BACK-

Of course he accepts the challenge, and he takes it very seriously, and treats Lilly with the utmost softness; taking extra care not to hurt her.

He lets Lion visit with the little cat, but watches painfully closely and takes Lilly away the instant that he notices the look in Lion's eyes change from adoration and amusement to hunger.

Wheezy (And Ryan!): These two go and hang out with Terry at his place for the day to get away from their crazy roommates and they all watch TV for the day taking turns holding and petting Lilly. Ryan and Terry make Wheezy take regular smoke breaks so he wont smoke around her (Yes, make. I dunno about Terry but Ryan throws things at Wheezy if he doesn't go. He's taking his new friends health very seriously, here!! XD It is a baby, after all. Damn. (Wheezy goes though, he agrees its a good idea. But fuck is it hell. Lucky yer cute, he says, holding the kitten).