#like yeah im dreading do it rn but its so satisfying
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curltee · 1 year ago
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(my bros commentary while watching THC1 )
"Are those his dogs? Hes crying cuz its badly photoshopped"
"Crying while carrying a whole ass gun"
"Bitch thats the point of a present"
"Whats this suspicious nightclub theyre going to."
"Does she know how phones work?
"Shes the dumb bitch in this group"
"Straight up, the drama team needs to learn how to take phone calls like he does. Fake phone calls"
"Um whys he looking like that when he injects her?"
"The sexual tension of this scene right now...wild. Pls tell me rn that this is secretly a torture porn???"
"Ofcourse hes gonna take it personally you twig"
"He can be a gardener"
"What a gentlemen, he even carries him"
"Dang he got a screamer here. And i thought those two girls were bad enough"
"Im sorry i just cant get over the shape of his fucking head"
"Hes like attractive, but in a creepy way"
"jenny gives me the mom come pick me up im scared deal"
"Can we appreciate that he has the decency to not hit the women. Yeah straight up he just awakens them so calmly. with the girls its like "hi besutiful goodmorning!" Then just fucking smack the guy on the face
"Id rather let him wake me up by smacking me than creepily stroke my hair like that"
"Why not hit that glass with your butt?"
"Why is he apologizing for not shooting her?"
"Oh my god shes really is the dumbest bitch alive. I thought jenny was but no"
"Fuck both jenny and the asian dude bitch runnn"
I could watch somebodys head cut off but not a butt removal"
"Okay but why the guy who screams alot placed at the front ???"
"Dang should have put jenny at the front to get a head action. unless hes into dudes"
"Do you think he has sex with it? If so which end would he prefer more? Or do you think he sees it as innocent but creepy way? Like this is my centipede child i love you"
"If he gives them painkillers does he only have the choose one but triple the amount of painkillers?"
Poor girls, one is literally eating her friends ass...forever"
"Okay so..nazi european madman. kamikaze shithole..What racial slur would be next"
"His chicken noise reminds me of squilliam"
"Is he dying? Oh shitting my bad."
"Did he atleast take their tongues out? or do they taste everything? Thats jsut nasty "
"OHH NIPPLE HELL YEAH"
"These dudes are definitly not trained to be cops. They just claimed they are on a random day "
"Why do they dressed like our uncles?"
"MAKE HIM FALL MAKE HIM FALL WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE HIM LIKE THAT YOU IDIOT".
"Out of all stairs why the spiral ones"
"A wild human centipede 🎶 got chased by a doctor 🎶 will the centipede make it🎶 or get eaten alive 🎶 find out in our next episode of planet earth"
"Oh yeah hes licking it. thats gross"
"He really just crawled themselves into a room with no plan. its going good so far"
"So did she just assume the glass was still broken. Does she have no concept of time. Probably not "
"The amount of grunts they had to record for this"
"Thats a deep cut"
*Heiter got shot* "Thats satisfying"
"Annnnd shes dead. or passed out atleast. Oh no shes really dead"
"I swear they hold eachothers hands very much"
"Oh they shot this scene really well. Like the angle and everything. Props to her can translate dread into her eyes. This is makes me sad."
"Imagine being in the middle and your counterparts are fucking dead. Thats gonna be her motto is she survives this"
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clonewarsahsoka · 2 years ago
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Talking to comp sci people like damn I am a fundamentally different person from you
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sermacsteph · 4 years ago
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So, I made Estelle drink from the well cos I’ve never done that before in previous playthroughs and I was curious. But, oh boi, Dorian’s reaction just.... NOPE! THIS WASN’T MEANT TO BE A QUEST THAT MADE ME FEEL THINGS DAMMIT YOU TWO ASDFGHJKL
Edit: I just looked up what Dorian said in Tevene meant and this was it “you will be the death of me” just... don��t mind me I’m just gonna sit hear and shriek into a pillow
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bug-pasta · 5 years ago
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thanks connie! ily
1. How tall are you?
157 cm
2. What color and style are your hair?
i change it alot but rn its black with a green fringe and its about shoulder length. i have synth dreads but i just took them out for a bit
3. What color are your eyes?
brown
4. Do you wear glasses?
ye
5. Do you wear braces?
nope
6. What’s your fashion sense?
goth,, but sometime more punk. so lots of black dresses and big boots and shit
7. Full name?
no
8. Where were you born?
canada
9. Where are you from and Where do you live?
canada
10. What school do you go to?
i dont? but hopefully going to college this autumn
11. What kind of student are you?
idk like i got good grades and always gave stuff in but i hated class and never really payed attention
12. Favorite subjects?
bio for sure. i really liked math but the classes got boring
13. Favorite tv shows?
uhHhHH sherlock, house md, good omens, doctor who
14. Favorite movies?
ooh wwdits, only lovers left alive, halloween, saw, edward scissorhands
15. Favorite books?
wow okay carry on, the goldfinch, the great gatsby
16. Favorite pass time?
hm reading, taking care of my snakes
17. Do you have regrets?
obviously?
18. What’s your dream job?
i sorta hate this question cause it implies that first of all, i should stick with one job forever, second of all that our lives have to be controlled by our jobs, and lastly that i should have any idea what i want to do with my life lmao. i mean right now im hoping to go to school to be a vet but i dont see myself doing that forever. and i still wanna pursue my taxidermy stuff and keep working at a bookstore and i love all my students. and i’ll keep doing animal rescue and volunteering. idk
19. Do you wanna get married?
NO. its so strange? no judgement if you want to get married but to me its so weird that thats a goal for so many people? wouldnt you want to just,, be happy and satisfied with your life aksjfbs idk sorry. and i mean me and my girlfriend agree on this so,, yeah
20. Do you wanna have children?
also no. i dont see why i would? its partially just cause it doesnt interest me but also im terrified to have kids because of my mental illnesses. growing up with a mentally ill parent was horrible and i would never do that do a child. although, if for some reason way in the future i decide that it would be the right decision and everything, i would foster and/or adopt i guess?
21. How many?
idk
22. Do you like shopping?
i love thrifting and going to yard sales and antique shops and stuff but i dont really buy much
23. What countries have you visited?
i havent even been to many places in canada aksjfs and ive been to the states a few times
24. Scariest nightmare?
i dont really know but i do remember some strange dreams from when i was little AND i have sleep paralysis which is terrible
25. Do you have enemies?
fuck dude uhh i dont think i interact with humans enough to make enemies but theres definitely alot of people i hate and refuse to talk to at all
26. Any significant others?
i’m completely in love guys
27. Do you believe in miracles?
no?? 
28. How are you?
im really good honestly
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The tag answer thingy,,,Tagged by @sadcypher-rkive
1. How tall are you? 164 cm (around 5'3 ish)
2.what colour and style are your hair? Uhm,,,kylo ren's hair but straighten it a bit lmao
3.what colour are your eyes? Dark dARK brown
4.do you wear glasses? Nope but I have a strong feeling that I'm gonna get them soon (considering my screen time Oop)
5.do you wear braces? Yes sirr
6.whats your fashion sense? Uhm lot of black and lot over oversized and yeah flowy shIRTS
7. Full name? NGC 4486
8. Where were you born? Asiaa
9. Where are you from and where do you live? Pluto or any snazzy planet (I wish)
10. What school do you go to? High school/ private
11. What kind of student are you? The Dominating nerd (a midget that has some power in the class hehe and am a well proclaimed nerd)
12. favourite subject? I fancy me some English and chemistry
13. Favourite TV shows? Uhm there are too many :>
14. Favourite movie? Again too many :'), but if I were to name them then , inception and interstellar
15. Favourite book? That's a sensitive question huhu, too many shshsjs
16. Favourite pass time? Listening to music and binge watching shows hehe
17. Do you have regrets? Yeah lmao dbdjjxjx most of them are stuff I should've said or done
18. What's your dream job? Uhm for now I'm thinking about being a communications director in some magazine firm
19. Would you like to be married? Maybe,,,I haven't really thought about it eeek
20. Do you want kids? Cats.
21.how many? ,,, Cats? Prolly 1 or 2 cuz I wanna love them to the best of my ability uwu
22. Do you like shopping? Count me in for book shopping
23. What countries have you visited? Maldives, Singapore, Indonesia and UK
24. Scariest nightmare? There have been scarier ones but the one I remember is from like when I was 8 where everybody turned into skeletons and there were snakes everywhere lmao
25.any enemies? My Hindi exams and prolly the government here rn
26.any significant others? Hahaha, I'm a foetus
27. Do you believe in miracles? Not really though but warmly welcoming one if it's incoming idk
28. How are you? Confused and tired
I'm tagging: @geeksmashh @wildenoir @crownedtxt
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