#like wtf that was so nice!!! everyone on neopets is so nice now!!!!

[homura]

my little dewdrop laundress won first place aisha again AND THIRD OVERALL?!??!? ;-;

[synesindri]

Begonia, Blazing Stars, Freesia, Morning Glory, Tulip, Zinnia MANY

hoohoohoo boy here we go ok

Begonia: Favorite color? 

that good good punch-me-in-the-face lapis lazuli blue can’t stop won’t stop hhhh 

i also like a deep glossy black of course, and ice green and dark red…i feel like…generally…i prefer colors that look like they have depth? some interaction of color and texture is really where it’s at for me

Blazing Stars: What are you afraid of? Is there a reason why? 

fun answer is ghosts lol - like, i can watch really shitty horror movies about ghosts and think they’re scary, so naturally i love them. i think it’s because it’s hard to predict where they’ll be, what they’ll do, what they want, etc. the unpredictability gets my spooky senses going.

less fun answer is loneliness! for reasons like “how do i make friends as an adult” and “what if i’m annoying all the time” and “what if everyone else is annoying all the time” and “why is everyone getting married wtf” - although i am not lonely now, so i should probably give up on this fear until it’s relevant

Freesia: What are three good things that have happened in the past month?

:DD in no particular order: 

1) i submitted a paper proposal to an academic conference, which i have never done before! i don’t know if i’ll be accepted, but it was exciting to be able to tell people outside of my lab about real research i have done. 

2) my cat got really sick BUT lo, he is healed! cheers to my boy’s good health :D

3) I FINISHED WRITING/EDITING EGO SUM and have gotten to talk *coughcough* about it!!!!! ahhhhhhhh

Morning Glory: What was your bedroom like growing up? 

hmm i had a bunch of bedrooms growing up because i moved a lot. the 0th i have no idea because i was a baby. the first one (ages 1.5-9 years) had a whole wall of fish wallpaper and fish painted on the other walls and…i don’t remember what else, but i think it was nice. the second one (9-10) was reeeeal small and i put up these big pieces of blue fabric on the walls so i could pin drawings i made to them. third one (10-11) i didn’t bother decorating much, but it had two twin beds, which i thought was neat lol. forth one (11-12) was in the basement (i could have had an upstairs one but i was a cavedweller already by then) and i got this super shiny sparkly bedspread and a big stretchy pillow, which i thought were RAD. fifth (12) i don’t remember because i was mad all year and didn’t pay attention to anything because i didn’t think there was any point. sixth (13-14) was really funny…i found a giant cardboard perfume ad poster just like…on the street and decided that was the centerpiece for my decor, and i supplemented that with this massive, very mid-2000s pastel green chair my parents let my get for some reason…i also put up a bunch of pictures of bands i liked that year, i think. seventh (14-18) had real nice windows and real nice closet space, and i decorated it with all black everything and a rotating set of paintings i was almost done with, so i could keep tweaking them until i was satisfied.

that was a lot i’m sorry lol

Tulip: What would be the best present to get you? 

ooo…unusual food/drink items tbh. those are safe 100% of the time because even if i hate how it tastes i will be really pumped about how much i don’t like it, so it’s win-win. slightly harder but very very exciting to me are small, probably useless, authentic/authentic-seeming objects related to my niche interests. 

Zinnia: Give a random fact about yourself.

i once held the high score on a neopets game for almost two years straight, n00bs

Ask me a flower!

[flirting-with-psychology]

Thought I Couldn’t Top It, Huh? OVER 2000 Questions! (Truly the Longest!) Created by distortedcognition Part 5

x__Odd Questions__x

What color is the bottom of your tongue? Pink Your foot? Tan Do you have any medical problems concerning feet? Not that I know of Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush? Uh what Do you chew on your homework? Wtf Pencils? No I don’t chew on them Do you read the dictionary? No, only to look something up Encyclopedia? No

Atlas? No Road map? Not well

Do you memorize random facts?

Not really

Do you stalk anyone? Only facebook stalking

Does anyone stalk you?

Not that I know of

Do you collect dust?

What

Lint?

Wtf

Baby teeth?

I do still have those

Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?

Fleetingly

Do you use lotion on your feet?

Yes

Have you ever played a kazoo?

Yes

Have you ever shot someone?

No

Something?

A target

How many pairs of underwear do you own?

Idk like 10-15 functional ones that aren’t full of holes

Jeans?

None that currently fit :(

What ring size are you?

6-7

Belt size?

Idk

Have you ever gotten anything amputated?

No

Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?

No

Do you eat a lot?

Yes

Do you get excited over cameras?

Maybe a little at first

Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?

I hate pickles

Poison?

No

Knives?

Some are cool

Cheese?

I love cheese

Penguins?

They’re cute

Bald people? No

Pirates? I do think pirates are sexy Corny jokes? Yeah I like those sometimes Are you a virgin? No Have you ever tied your tooth to a door to lose it? No Do you bite yourself? Not usually Do you get cold sores often? Not that I know of Do you have a cold right now? No Do you suffer from chronic migraines? No Do you like to touch sharp objects? No What do you do on the computer? Scroll through social media Anything your parents should know about? Not really Are you happy with your life? Not yet Is everybody else happy with your life? Some people are proud of me Do you like 100% white grape juice? Not really How big is the universe? Infinite apparently How many hours of sleep do you get every night? Like 5-6 What do you dream about? Random shit Do you enjoy bungee jumping? Only the ones on a trampoline Do you have AIM? Not anymore MSN? No YIM? No A Neopets account? No A Vampirefreaks account? No A Quizilla account? Maybe I did once? A Bzoink account? No Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor? Only in fear Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor? To try to catch them Do you get attacked by ladybugs? No Are you scared of everything that breathes? No Are you scared of anything at all? Spiders What? Spiders Which cardinal direction do you like best? Idk Do you have a life? Not enough

Then why are you taking this? Because I don’t have a life Do you have a microphone on your computer? Yeah A webcam? Yeah A scanner? No A printer? I have a 3D printer A cordless mouse? We had one but now I just use the trackpad Does your mouse light up? No What kind of computer do you have? A MacBook Pro Were you ever physically abused? No Verbally? No Sexually? No Do you wish you were a fish? No A cat? Sometimes A dog? Sometimes Do you have a cell phone? Yeah, love the demographic for this quiz lol What kind is it? It’s an iPhone 12 Pro Do your teachers like you? They did Do your parents like you? Yes Do your siblings like you? I don’t have siblings Does karma, if it exists, love you? If it does then no Did you have a tail when you were born? No? Do you enjoy school? Yes Are you a packrat? Yes Do you know HTML or CSS? No Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched? Sometimes Do you shy away from social situations? Unfortunately Are you obsessed with shiny things? Yes Are you at least attracted to them? Yes Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument? No Are you proud of doing so? – So. How bad can I make you look? Depends on how well you can steal my identity from all these surveys

Do you wash your hands frequently? Yeah Do you wet the bed? No What age did you stop? I don’t remember. I don’t think it was ever really a problem Do you lie a lot? No Have you lied at all in this survey? No Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently? No Do you brush your hair? Sometimes Do you use antismelly? No Are you an alcoholic? No A druggie? No Do you drink illegally? No, but I did when I was in college Do you wear underwear? Yes Do you change it frequently? Yes Are you a coward? Yeah A loser? Probably An idiot? Sometimes Do you text talk? Idk Are you a bad friend? Maybe sometimes Are you untrustworthy? Don’t think so Unreliable? My dad says I am Do you pick your nose? ...yes Are you imperfect? Yes Ugly? I hope not Do you have bad hair? It’s too thin A big nose? Yes Are you shallow? Yes Greedy? Yes Do you tell people you love them just to get what you want? No Do you have any /important/ talents? I am creative Are you impolite? Sometimes Disrespectful? Idk Do you have buck teeth? No Acne? No Mentall illnesses? Idk Does your breath smell? Usually not I don’t think Do you have a strong body odor? Average Do you have bad teeth? A little Are you overweight? Yeah Anorexic? No Bulimic? No Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body? No A tattoo? No Are you a wannabe? Probably Do you get bad grades? No Are you a bad guesser? No Are you bad at reading people? Idk Are you too nice for your own good? Not that I know of Do you have a lot of friends? I have a decent amount of acquaintances Do you give in easily? Depends Are you stubborn? Yes Are you annoying? Probably Are you a necrophilliac? No Are you incestuous? No Is your room messy? Yes Do you make fun of other people? Sometimes behind their backs Do you respect your body? Eh Are you arrogant? Not really Do you have low self-esteem? Kinda Are you unique? Everyone is Are your hands clammy? No Are you short? No Are you freakishly tall? No Do you like Simple Plan? Idk what that is