#like wow no winning for you here forsy

[ratatatastic]

yeah it kills me the absolute second he gets the cup he immediately hustles it onto his fishing boat he said i need miss silver to see the lake i NEED HER TO WATCH THIS FISH IM ABOUT TO REEL.

or alternatively forsy embodies the father spirit for (looks at watch) a minute and five seconds and counting

"its 11 olock so it might be tough conditions right now but i think i like our chances" a man struck with the insight of father's intuition and absolutely aware the universe would never deprive little miss tin of a lucky fish catch and was proven absolutely correct

hes a prophet...hey forsy by any chance do you have the lottery numbers...asking for a friend....

"wow we were lucky" LOOK AT HIS JOY LOOK AT HIS DELIGHT THE HOCKEY GODS BLESSED HIM WITH A FISH IN FRONT OF MISS STANLEY SO HE CAN IMPRESS HER

(kisses fish sweetly with a loud smack) (cartoonishly over exaggerated kissing noise and kisses cup with also a loud smack) (profound thinking about whether he should kiss the cup again or if thats too extra of him) (kisses the cup again anyways)

behold a man who absolutely knows what he should do to appear normal and doing the complete opposite anyways

ill be so fucking real i need his loser ass so bad fUCK

he would absolutely kill staring in a movie where he forms an unlikely friendship with an marine creature that's suspiciously a lot more emotionally intelligent that youd first think theyre practically anthropomorphic who also shares a sad backstory with him and soon they find solace in each others presence and also theres an evil businessman—

Forsy Cup Day | 8.2.24 (x)