#like whoop........ bye jimmy!

[calciumdeficientt]

i created the template for NPC quotes and i never posted lenora’s… whoops. anyway here they are now. i have also learned that there are SO MANY different kinds of quotes so i am going to try and make this post as accessible as humanly possible but it is going to be LOOOOOOOOOOOONG

LENORA HARKER QUOTES

ALLY QUOTES

** AGREE TO ASSIST**

Sure, I can keep an eye on you Jim

Don’t worry, Lenora’s got you for sure

**ALLY- ABOUT TO LEAVE**

I can’t take any more of this, I’m audi!

Fight your own battles J-dog, I’m done

**ALLY- HELP ME!**

Hey, give me a hand!

I need some help! Fight hard!

BIKE QUOTES

**BIKE CRASH**

Aw… dang it I really thought I was getting the hang of this

Man… I hope the ladies turned away

**BIKE TRICK- SUCCESSFUL**

Hm, not terrible… now try doing that in the ocean

Radical trick! Just… not in front of the girls. I’m really getting somewhere with them

**BIKE STOLEN**

Hey what gives! That nerd I stole it from might’ve wanted it back!

Aw crap, too high to drive, bike got stolen… this is the pits

**BIKE TRICK- FAILED**

HAHAHAHAAH WIPEOUT

You should go get some training wheels or something, I’m worried about you

BOISTEROUS

HAHAAHHAA WOOOOHOOO

The Bolt from Bullworth strikes like lightning, yeah!

BUMPED QUOTES

**BUMPED- PREP**

Hey, watch it trust fund!

**BUMPED- GREASER**

Usually I’d be mad, but you just slid right off me!

**BUMPED- NERD**

Ewwwuh watch where you put those freaky little rat claws, you can get jail time for stuff like that

**BUMPED- BULLY**

The folks you meet in prison won’t be this kind to you, freak

**BUMPED- TOWNIE**

Can you even be out here? What’s the radius on that ankle monitor

**BUMPED- JIMMY- FRIENDLY**

Ope- I was lookin’ but I wasn’t seein’ my bad!

Sorry little man, I’ll be more careful next time

You go first, all my fault

**BUMPED- JIMMY- ENEMIES**

Ugh! Watch it, dork

Next time, I pound you

Open your eyes when you walk, Jimmy

Listen here, pipsqueak. Munchinland is back the way you came

Stay outta my way Hopkins.

Stay the HELL in your lane, don’t cross me.

SAYING BYE

Got track practice… gotta run

This was fun, see ya!

Hmm yeah i’m leaving now… no dumb excuse, just the vibe I’m getting

CARNIVAL

**FREAKSHOW**

If I’d stayed in California I’d probably be in one of those tents

I wonder if either of those girls are single… hell, I’m not above trying both!

**RIDE**

That ride was pretty okay… I guess

Aw man that ride was so rickety! It would’ve been so awesome if it crashed

CHATTER

How much booze is too much to bring to a party? They never have enough!

I kissed Gord at a party a few weeks ago… Its totally not my fault.. He smells like a lady

Man that fall off the gym roof really hurt.. I wish I knew when enough was enough… I’ll get there

If you think about it sound is like… waves. So when you’re listening to something it’s like you’re surfing!

I let a townie pierce my bellybutton… I think it might be infected

Everyone’s so agitated all the time. It can’t be good for us

My Polish teacher is all up in my grill about my assignments… like I dont have enough homework already.. I mean I already speak it! Who cares if I can’t write it down

Those prefects are always coming at me about my uniform! I didn’t like, ask to be tall!

CHASE QUOTES

**CHASING**

Get back here pipsqueak!

I’ll turn you inside you you little twerp!

**OUT OF BREATH**

Man… need to… focus on long distance

Maybe… I overestimated how fast I can run

**ESCAPED FROM**

Yeah and keep running!

Enjoy your head start, pipsqueak

CALLING FOR HELP

Hey, come check this out!

Dudes, come look at this!

CONVERSING

I don’t know why everyone’s so bothered about global warming… I’d kill for it to be summer forever

Aw man I remember my first wedgie, I never did see that kid again

Dan and Thad look so similar… I hope I don’t slip up again

I am so sure… yknow he threatened to make me run in my underwear the other day because my shorts were too long.. It was soo totally bogus

I saw Ted and that weird rich kid Justin making out under the bleachers yesterday… Mandy is going to be sooo crushed… Someone better go tell her

COMPLAINING

I like, don’t know how much more I can take! I mean he’s totally messing with my vibe

CONGRATULATING

Yeah right on man, you rule!”l

Total masterclass baby, woo!

CONFUSED

Oh yeah totally I- wait wha?

CONVERSING

**CONV- CONTINUING**

Uh huh- go on..

Yeah, so?

**CONV GOSSIP**

Did you hear all the stuff that Gary kid was saying about Jimmy? It’s total nonsense but… I could be persuaded

I heard that Hopkins put Russell in the hospital!

There’s some crazy stuff going around that Jimmy is actually a spy. I don’t buy it

Apparently his mom isn’t actually his mom

Did you hear that Hopkins has been to jail like three times?

Well I heard that he never buys his own clothes, he just takes them off of people he fights!

I heard Derby Harrington is secretly a vampire! Maybe that’s why he’s so pale and ugly

Did you know that Ricky’s been to see nurse McRae three times this week? If he wants pills he should just come to me

Apparently Earnest never drinks water, maybe that’s why his skin is like that

Dan thinks he’s gonna get to actually be on the team next year, I think Burton only told him that so he didn’t run back to the nerds

That Constantinos kid has been avoiding me. Apparently he doesn’t even work for the yearbook, he just likes taking creep shots of everyone

I hooked up with this really dope chick last week… but Kirby told me her boobs are totally fake! Like, I think I know more about boobs than you do, buddy

**CONV/ GOSSIP RESPONSE**

Seriously?! No way dude

That’s, like, next level bonkers!

Holy macaroni!

Damn!!!! There’s NO universe that’s true

**CONV/NEGATIVE PREMISE**

Miss Peabody’s doing random spot checks of the dorms… I’m so totally screwed

Sometimes I wonder if I even wanna run anymore

I’m starting to think maybe girls don’t actually dig me!

The guys don’t really care about me… I’ll never live up to their expectations

The whole clique’s gonna fall apart when Ted leaves for college… man I need to make new friends

**CONV/NEGATIVE RESPONSE**

Yeah right, like that’s anything to cry over

Try being me for a day and see if that still bothers you

Too bad, that’s Bullworth, kiddo

Cmon man that’s nothin’ get over yourself

**CONV/ NEGATIVE STATEMENT**

It’s like… no one cares about what’s going on at home!

I was never meant to be a jock. I’m just a nerd in denial!

Girls hate me, guys see me as a joke. Real sweet life

Times have really changed, we are SO the bottom of the food chain now

**CONVERSING/PARTING**

Catch you later dude

Hang loose bro

See you ‘round man

**CONVERSING/ POSITIVE PREMISE**

You coming to the meet on Friday? I’m set to get another medal

Having inter-clique friendships is pretty cool

I like to think the guys have accepted me as one of them

People always invite me to parties, it’s pretty rad

**CONVERSING/POSITIVE RESPONSE**

Oh yeah? that’s dope

Right on! Totally awesome!

I’m pickin’ up what you’re puttin’ down

**CONVERSING/QUESTIONS**

Hey, ever parked and not paid?

You ever wonder if concrete has feelings?

Have you ever caught a big wave?

Ever put your arms up on a ride even when they tell you not to? You have haven’t you!

**CONVERSING/QUESTION RESPONSE**

That’s a rad way of putting it.. man I feel stupid

Totally, I should do that more

Yeah… well I mean, I’ve thought about it, like… a LOT

Whaat? Nooo. You need to open your mind more man.

Do you think before you speak or do you just say it. of course not

No,that’s for losers

DEFEAT

**DEFEAT- INDIVIDUAL**

So this is what losing feels like… gross

How but- I- but..

Oh man… I should go pawn my medals

**DEFEAT - TEAM**

Who even ARE we?!

Okay seriously, what gives you guys?

They so totally cheated!

DISGUSTED

Oh my god…. I think I’m gonna hurl

DONT HIT

Ouch! I’m not the person you’re supposed to hit

Hey I’m your buddy, don’t hit me dude!

EGGED

Aw man, and this shirt was SO CLEAN!

FIGHTING

**FIGHTING**

Oh it’s SO over!

I’m gonna knock your ass over to the West coast!

Come here and take it!

Oh the gloves are OFF

**KO**

Hhhhgh… nuuuuurse

Hey… I liked those teeth

I just hope… there were ladies watching

I’ll… be back for you later

Dude… everything’s spinning

**FIGHTING TOWNIE**

I’m going to KEEP you on welfare!

**FIGHTING GREASER**

Come on and try it Ponyboy

**INITIATING FIGHT**

Which hospital do you wanna get sent to?

No one steps to Harker

Consider this karma, jackass

GET OVER HERE

**FIGHTING NERD**

The force can’t save you now!

**FIGHTING PREP**

Get your surgeon on the phone!

**LOW BLOW**

Ow! I’m not even a dude and that was still so… emasculating

**SPAT ON**

Euuugh… brush your teeth dude

**WATCHING FIGHT**

Grapple! GRAPPLE!

Cmon man do something illegal, we aren’t cops!

CURB-STOMP HIM! YEAH!

**WARNING TO FIGHT**

Violence makes violence

This is NOT something you wanna get into

FIRE ALARM

Every time I get my hopes up that it’s a real fire… and every time its just some loser messing with the alarm

FLUSTERED

I- eheheh

Totally! So like… what’s going on?

Hey, we can work this out right?

FOOD FIGHT

Dude! Stop throwing that! It’s all that I can eat!

I heard banana is good for your hair… I wonder if it’s good at high speeds

GIFT

**GIFT RECEIVED**

Sweet! The first of many, Hopkins

Same time tomorrow Jimmy?

**REQUESTING BRIBE**

My dealer wants cash… cough up

You’ve got something in there to keep me from swinging, don’t you?

You’re in with all those preps… you’ve got something to keep me away from you, surely

**REQUESTING PAYMENT FOR HELP**

Sure, I can back you up. But you gotta pay up front

I can be mean if you gimme some green, Jimmy!

**BRIBE RECEIVED**

I knew you had a good brain in that noggin, Hopkins

Right on, you’re a good dude

I’ll be back soon as this runs dry

GIFT

Here, I got you a little something

GREETING

**GREETING**

Dude, hey!

Good to see you man

Hey you

**GREET-MALE AUTHORITY**

Hey sir

**GREET- FEM AUTHORITY**

Sup uhh… ma’am

**GREETING- LIKES CLOTHING**

Fresh threads? You’re looking better than ever

**GREETING A GIRL**

Hey mama, you into arts and crafts? I’m real good with scissors

**GREETING- LIKES HAT**

Sweet hat… I need it get me one of those

**GREETING- LIKES SHOES**

Radical shoes, man. Lookin’ swish

**GREETING- LIKES SHIRT**

Rockin shirt dude!

**GREETING- LIKES PANTS**

Those are some kickass pants

**GREETING- LIKES HAIR**

Gnarly haircut

Sweet mane dude, radical

Now that’s hair that’ll get you a scholarship!

**GREETING-LIKES TATTOO**

Sweet ink, I was thinking of getting something like that

Hey I know that style, we get our tats at the same place!

GROOMING

Oh Lenora Lenora Lenora you are such a stud.. man if I were a pretty girl I’d TOTALLY date you myself

Man my hair’s gettin’ pretty long… makes me miss home

HELP

**EXPLAINING REQUEST**

It’s as simple as this

Listen dude, all you need to do is…

**REQUESTING HELP**

Heyyy, just the dude I’m lookin’ for

I’m totally getting the vibe you wanna help me right now

INDIGNANT

Enough! I’m minding my business!

Ow! Un-called for

‘Hey! What’s your damage man!

INTIMIDATED GREETING

“Heyyyyyyy… uhhh bro

JEERING

Lame-o!

Poser!

Wimp!

JIMMY IN GIRLS DORM

Nice, man. Get some. Oh wait- I mean noooo you cant be in here dude

LAUGHING

**LAUGHING- CRUEL**

hah hah hah… aaaah that was SOO LAAME

**LAUGHING - FRIENDLY**

hahahaha dude, no more seriously! I’m cryin’ hehe

PAYBACK

Uuuuugh the next time I see him I’m gonna make him swallow his own intestines!

RAT THROWN

Mr whiskers! I thought Dr Slawter dissected you!

RESPONSE TO GREETING

**RESPONSE TO GREETING- DISS**

I am NOT talking to you until you…. fix whatever’s going on with your energy

Hey back OFF, I am not your friend, and I’m friends with everyone so… you’re kinda a douche

**RESPONSE TO GREETING- FRIENDLY**

Jimbo! What’s goin on little dude

Hey Jim, how’s it hangin?

Hopkins is innnnnn the building! And lookin fly

SCARED

Come on you don’t wanna hit a girl, right? RIGHT?!?!

Jimmy come on man, we’re tight!

I- that was.. I didn’t know what I was sayin man I was fried!

Please dont hit me.. I have a meet this weekend

SEEING

**SEES ALLY ATTACKED**

Hang tight little bro I’m comin for ya

Hey! Keep your hands to yourself!

**SEES SOMETHING COOL**

YOOOOOO Wicked!

WOOOAAAAH BITCHIN’

**SEES SOMETHING CRAPPY**

Man what a hunk of junk, it so lame I don’t even wanna think about it

I really had high hopes for that…. such a shame it was a pile of bullcrap

**SEEING VANDALISM**

What?! No dont touch that it’s my favourite thing!

Damn it damn it! So bogus, I loved that

**SEEING WEAPON FIRED**

Oh man that looks dangerous…. do it again

Wooohoooo! HEADS!!!

STINKBOMB

Euuugh smells like the gym after wresting practice

Ewww it’s like the visiting room in jail

STORE- BROWSING CLOTHING

No girl could resist me in these, it’d be a crime not to get em

Oof… how many people thought this was okay to sell?

SUCKING UP

Listen… I know a LOT of cheerleaders, Jim

We’re buddies Jimmy, aren’t we? ARENT WE?!

You’re a cool guy Hopkins… you respect women. I’m down with that.

TAG DISCOVERED

If you’re gonna ruin the architecture… at least spell the insult right

TATTLING

I’m very anti authority but this is like… serious

A little birdie told me that you were looking for..

TAUNTING

**TAUNTING**

Come over and do something!

Yeah right, loser!

Come at me, bro

Go ahead, make my day

LEEEEEEEEWZER

Little bitch!

Jergoff!

**TAUNTING- AGGRESSIVE**

I’m gonna break you down!

Open wide, I wanna play dentist!

Get ready the beating of a lifetime!

You shoulda read up on caskets!

**TAUNTING- BACKING DOWN**

Bad trip, my b, my b

Lesson learned, It’s cool

Okay kiddo, okay, I get it

**TAUNTING- HUMILIATING**

This is kinda sad… at least fight back dude

Yeeeeah that’ll teach you

You’re my bitch now, ya dig?

Come onnnnnn you know you wanted this

**TAUNTING- NEW KID**

Hey young blood, lemme welcome you the Bullworth way

**TAUNTING- DISLIKES CLOTHING**

You smell like a prep…gross

**TAUNTING- DISLIKES HAIRCUT**

Hey who cut your hair? that hobo?

Oh my god, were you awake in the salon? I hope not

**TAUNTING- DISLIKES HAT**

That hat is… brave

**TAUNTING- JIMMY IS EXPELLED**

I always knew there was something crooked about you, Hopkins.

**TAUNTING- DISLIKES PANTS**

Did you pay for those pants or did you find them on a corpse?

**TAUNTING- DISLIKES SHIRT**

How much did you pay for that shirt? whatever it was it was too much

**TAUNTING- DISLIKES SHOES**

Those shoes are… wow okay

**TAUNTING- DISLIKES TATTOO**

You let a blind guy with parkinson’s tattoo you

All that time in the chair and you couldn’t ask for something a little cooler?

**TAUNTING- LIKES CLOTHES**

Those are some gnarly threads, shame they’re on a dork

**TAUNTING RESPONSE- CRYING**

I just- I (SOBBING) I have a lot of dreams… and most of them are about women (MORE SOBBING)

**TAUNTING RESPONSE- DOESNT CARE**

Oh… you were talking to me?

I wonder if that townie girl is busy right now

Is this supposed to be threatening?

Man, I need a toke

**TAUNTING RESPONSE- AGGRESSIVE**

You got something to say, huh? HUH?

Stand by it, loser, say that again!

I’ve been itching for a chance to fix that bogus attitude

Come over here and do something about it!

Step up man. STEP UP.

Your ass is grass, Hopkins and NOT the fun kind

**TAUNT RESPONSE- BACKING DOWN**

I buh- I-I was just playing around

Man cmon man knock it off

I can dish it but i can’t take it, okay! I’m a wimp!

THIS WAY

Jimbo! This way man!

Did you hit your head or something? It’s this way!

THANKS JIMMY

You’re a good dude, thanks J.

SWIRLY

**AFTER BEING SWIRLED**

Aw man… worst wave of my life

You could’ve done this in the girls bathroom…. they’re so much (SOB) CLEANER

Total party foul…. not cool

**BEGGING NOT TO BE SWIRLIED**

Noooo cmon cmon this isn’t good for either of us!

THIS PIERCING IS NEW PLEASE DONT

The guys’ll leave you alone! I swear! Please don’t do this!

TRASH TALKING

**TRASH TALKING-PERSONAL**

Heyyyy lighten up, it’s character building!

I’ll send some flowers over for your casket

Cmon loser, it’s like a workout!

**TRASH TALKING- TEAM**

We’re jocks for a reason! Go home now!

I feel kinda bad for you guys.. comin’ in knowin’ you’re gonna like, lose

It’s cool we’re giving a chance to a less fortunate team.

THANK YOU

Yooooo, thank you!

VICTORY

**VICTORY- INDIVIDUAL**

That’s how it’s DONE! Check it!

Another one bites the dust.

Ain’t nothin’ new here, ladies.

**VICTORY- TEAM**

Hell yeah, RAIN DOWN THE PAIN

THATS MY BOYS. RIGHT ON

I’ve yet to meet an underdog we couldn’t smash

VICTIMISING

**VICTIMISED**

Oh please no! I’m so scared of you… hahah yeah right

Ohh…Get a life dude… such a buzzkill

**VICTIMISING**

hahahaha right on… I love playing rough!

You’re so funny! Do that scream thing again

If you struggle enough I might feel sorry for you…. probably not

WAIT FOR ME

Hopkins, wait up!

Slow down a little, I’m stiff!

WHINE

This is like… literally like… like… like the worst day ever!

WHAT IS THAT

Heyyyy that looks like… hang on, what is that?

TV TURNED OFF

No it’s fine whatever. Not like I was, like watching it. or anything

[beeapocalypse]

angry boy

[gallavichsbitch]

rating shameless characters on how likely I could beat them in a fight but i’ve taken self defence classes for years

ian: 1/10 would get run into the ground real quick. ROCT bitch. also has a pit bull of a husband on standby. outcome looks grey.

lip: 7/10 idk he seems kind of scrappy but like i feel like i could beat him. maybe. will park my car 4 blocks away just in case he gets any ideas.

carl: 5/10 would not let this little sociopath near me. he seemed to mellow out a bit in the later seasons tho so i’m not too sure.

debbie: 9/10 i would absolutely BODY her. all i’d have to do is grab that ginger hair and PULL.

fiona: 6/10 i watched a compilation of her beating ppl up on youtube and i feel like i could take her but at the same time she’d be able to knock me out cold if she got a good hit in.

liam; i would never fight liam ever.

frank: 7/10 like lip he seems scrappy but i could take him. the alcohol might make him kind of sluggish too so i could just move faster than him.

mickey: 2/10 he’s short but he’s also probably an experienced fighter. do not want to get kicked in the teeth a la s3 ian. would fuck me up.

kevin: -10/10 or 10/10 he probably wouldn’t agree to a fight bc he gives me gentle giant vibes so therefore i would win by default but if it came down to it, you’d have to scrape me off the sidewalk.

veronica: 8/10 did you see the way she beat the shit out of cheryl and in that dress too??? on the other hand, i pack a pretty mean punch so i think i might actually win.

franny: 1/10 could drop kick her over a fence but then i’d get blitzed by mickey and ian.

jimmy steve: 10/10 i could absolutely beat the shit out of him without a doubt.

honourable mention:

ned and kash: 10/10 would steam roll them. even if i wasn’t pretty capable during fights, my utter disgust and hatred of them would make me into a ufc fighter real quick.

final thoughts: if i’m completely honest, i would probably lose all of the fights (minus ned and kash) as they are all from The Southside and could whoop my ass in 3 minutes flat. bye.

[art-i-know-yes]

HIHIHIHIHI IM LITERALLY GOING TO CRY BECAUSE I CAN'T GO HOME RIGHT NOW BUT LIKE IM GOING TO WATCH IT TONIGHT MAYBE IT'LL DRIFT INTO TOMORROW BUT LIKE IMMA DO IT. IM SO EXCITED AND SCARED I DUNNO WHAT IMMA DO AND THATS ABOUT IT. RIGHT NOW I HAVE TO WAIT AN HOUR AT LEAST AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*2 1/2 Hours later*

AAHHHHHH

DNDADDIES FINALE

I have a headache but irrelevant

Radiolab is very close to death

Byebye Lance

WHHHEEEEEWWWWWW DARRYL FAKE SCARED CHILDS

OOHHHH BETH WHAT DID YOU DO MHMMHM

DEMIPLANE AHHHHHHHHHOOOHHHHHH SNEAKY

Mmnnnnnhhhgggghhhhhhmmmmmmnnnn YES

OH U SLVT

WHHYYYYY WALTER 5 D12 EXCUSE MOI 102 DAMAGE

POWERWORD KILL IS SO FUNNY

BYEBYE RADIOLAB

SEXY LINE HENRY I LOOOOVE WHEN THEY DO SHVT LIKE THAT "YOU TAKE CARE OF YOUR DAD I'LL TAKE CARE IF MINE"

KILL BARRY PLZZZZZZ

Mcfvck Barry

"Actually uno reverse"

WE GON DO THE NECK

17 ROLL IT D12 AHHHHHHHH UR SEXY BETH A 12

"He's taking a big sip of water"

EWWWWW

A 9 PLUS A 20

I think that was the most confident Beth has been about any spell

Fvck whoever dad killa is

We should take care of like the NUKE right

OOOOHHHHHHHH FVCK ANTHONY

"You hear the 3 different colored wires"

NATURAL 1 ON M O R A L E

BYEBYE LANCEALOT

LETS GET REVENGE

Down to 80 bvtchboi

Of course slow-mo

AHHHHHHH FAILED DISSONANT WHISPERS

AHHHH SO SMART GLENN FREDDY

Suddenly Ron's head just pops up

AHHHHHH IT'S WHAT WE WANTED ALL ALONG

The nuke

16 plus 7

WHAT DID HE DO

MCFVCKIN PARDON

They gotta book it

It would be so hilarious if he actually meant Nick Jr.

Very unsexy

SPIRIT SHIELD AGAIN

BARTHOLOMEW

Whoops

YASS WALTER

Noooooo. YESSSSS

THERE'S STILL A NUKE

These ads damn

I'm only listening to these ads because I'm nervous

AUTUMNNNNNN

DARRYLLLLLL

Can you polymorph him

My heart

He sure has

Bye kids love ya! That's the best thing

Gasp in scared this isn't good? This is GASP

WIVES? GUNS? SWORDS? WAAAAHHHHHH? AHHHHHH? NAKED?

HUMAN GUNS

It was the other way

This is great

"Cop sized"

Thanks Freddy

They might not make it

THE ROAR OF A TIGER

The noise I just made

"NO... I was AMAZING"

What are you doing

"Vwhere's the nuke! Wvhere's the nuke! If you have an insult, I have a rebuke!" This bomb will go kaboom! I love so much

IT'S THE DISNEY CASTLE

"I learned that one from Satan"

"Dad Max Daddy Rouge"

I'm literally going to have a stroke over these ads

Imma need better help after this

"The servants can poor wine"

Disappointing Henry

Thank fvck

DID NICK GO THROUGH THE PORTAL

Love that

You piece of shvt Dad Killa wtf

HOT SAMANTHA

AWWWWWWWW "Hi Ronny" "Hi Sammy"

AAHHHHHHHHH HELL YAH

That was tense for no reason

FVCK U BVTCH OCEAN SALT SPRAY

That LINE Henry

"I use smugness as a self defense mechanism"

DUMB BVTCH

Hell yeah

Wtf happened to Bill

CERN BABY U MIXED EMOTIONS

Another nod

EPILOGUE SCENES

Naked crying crystal hugs

Now THAT'S a long story

Wear a skirt Ron

GASP SCAM OMGOD

ROUGEEEE

I love that so much for you Darryl

:(

HAHAHAHAHAHA

AWWWWWWW

Everybody's ducked to the ground

"Honestly yeah"

Every other weekend he hangs with Satan

I'm going to kill myself that hurt me emotionally Jimmy

"It was an honor"

HELL YEAH AUTUMN

Mmnnnhhhh

"His ex? wife"

It wasss

Awww not the slow version

"Played..."

Straight called out

BANANA BOIS

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww TJ and Grant

Aww does he still hate him

PARDON

WHAT HENRY IS WHAT

AHHHHHHH THIS ISNT GREAT

Ok season 2 ummm

OH AND THAT'S THE END OK OOF

WELL I LOVE THIS SHOW AND UM WILLY IS A BVTCH TO THE END

I mean Lark seems like he regrets it at least????Sparrow's crying, Henry is still worried and isn't angry.

Well guess I'll go do my homework now.

With the end of THAT, thanks to everyone who liked my stupid rants that I used to process this show

[efoxkitty]

Blogging about my fic again because I went to reread it for the details and to add some edits.

- I know I said this would be a horrible day for Jimmy, but for some reason I thought day 1 had more events than just visiting Etho.

- Like... Day 2 is so long in comparison. So far we had: Red king visit, Jimmy starting a war, Making cake and bracelet, Inviting Joel, the wedding shenanigans until the sacrice where were are currently at.

- Another thing I noticed was Scott telling Martyn he's still invited, going with them to say bye, inviting Joel and then telling Jimmy "I uninvited Martyn." despite saying the opposite INFRONT of his fiance. I wonder why that happened :)

- The scene between Scar and Jimmy was so good and I still love it, which is rare for me, so this is my new favourite scene :D

- Remember this scene in chapter 2? Aged well, didn't it.

Looks like God took him up on the offer. L.

- The banter, oh how I will miss it for what's about to come :( Jokes were cancelled for a while /j

- I can't believe I put in the Hobbits and the Desert allying and completely forgot about it. Whoops.

- The *1* POV switch to Scott for a second? Flawless. I love how naturaly it flows and we lose access to kniw what's up with Jimmy for a moment. I'm sure it won't be plot relevant :)

- In the end of chapter 3 I forgot to put italics and had to read the text like: ?????? Why are inner thoughts left as a normal text?? I think it's maybe a scuff caused by the way I have to copy the full text. I guess the format had not saved, whelp, that's what I get for no proof-reading before posting.

- Flirting Scott, So done with everything Etho and Jelaous Joel my beloveds <3

- Oblivious Jimmy my "I'm so sorry for hurting you, but I love the angst too much to let you be happy" </3

- Possesive red Jimmy my beloved <3

- Imagine writting 2 chapters of them joking around, when I planned the betrayal since chapter 1 :')

And lastly, uh oh, spaghettios

I hurt myself with this one ;-;

[artdaily7]

The Mylora Elopement by Andrew Barton Paterson By the winding Wollondilly where the weeping willows weep, And the shepherd, with his billy, half awake and half asleep, Folds his fleecy flocks that linger homewards in the setting sun, Lived my hero, Jim the Ringer, “cocky” on Mylora Run. Jimmy loved the super's daughter, Miss Amelia Jane McGrath. Long and earnestly he sought her, but he feared her stern papa; And Amelia loved him truly — but the course of love, if true, Never yet ran smooth or duly, as I think it ought to do. Watching with his slow affection once Jim saw McGrath the boss Riding out by Jim's selection, looking for a station 'oss That was running in the ranges with a mob of outlaws wild. Old McGrath “Good day” exchanges — off goes Jim to see his child; Says, “The old man's after Stager, which he'll find is no light job, And to-morrow I will wager he will try and yard the mob. Will you come with me to-morrow? I will let the parson know, And for ever, joy or sorrow, he will join us here below. “I will bring my nags so speedy, Crazy Jane and Tambourine, One more kiss — don't think I'm greedy — good-bye, lass, before I'm seen — Just one more — God bless you, dearie! Don't forget to meet me here, Life without you is but weary; now, once more, good-bye, my dear.” ***** The daylight shines on figures twain That ride across Mylora plain, Laughing and talking — Jim and Jane. “Steadily, darling. There's lots of time, Didn't we slip the old man prime! I knew he'd tackle that Bowneck mob, I reckon he'll find it too big a job. They've beaten us all. I had a try, But the warrigal devils seem to fly. That Sambo's a real good bit of stuff No doubt, but not quite good enough. He'll have to gallop the livelong day, To cut and come, to race and stay. I hope he yards 'em, 'twill do him good; To see us going I don't think would.” A turn in the road and, fair and square, They meet the old man standing there. “What's up?” “Why, running away, of course,” Says Jim, emboldened. The old man turned, His eye with wild excitement burned. “I've raced all day through the scorching heat After old Bowneck: and now I'm beat. But over that range I think you'll find The Bowneck mob all run stone-blind. Will you go and leave the mob behind? Which will you do? Take the girl away, Or ride like a white man should to-day, And yard old Bowneck? Go or stay?” Says Jim, “I can't throw this away, We can bolt some other day, of course, Amelia Jane, get off that horse. Up you get, Old Man. Whoop, halloo. Here goes to put old Bowneck through!” Two distant specks on the mountain side, Two stockwhips echoing far and wide. Amelia Jane sat down and cried. ***** “Sakes, Amelia, what's up now? Leading old Sambo, too, I vow, And him dead beat. Where have you been? “Bolted with Jim! What do you mean?” “Met the old man with Sambo licked From running old Bowneck.” “Well, I'm kicked — Ran 'em till Sambo nearly dropped? What did Jim do when you were stopped? Did you bolt from father across the plain? Jim made you get off Crazy Jane! And father got on, and away again The two of 'em went to the ranges grim. Good boy, Jimmy! Well done, Jim! They're sure to get them now, of course, That Tambourine is a spanking horse. And Crazy Jane is good as gold. And Jim, they say, rides pretty bold; Not like your father, but very fair. Jim will have to follow the mare.” “It never was yet in father's hide To best my Jim on the mountain-side. Jim can rally, and Jim can ride.” But here again Amelia cried. ***** The sound of a whip comes faint and far, A rattle of hoofs, and here they are, In all their tameless pride. The fleet wild horses snort with fear, And wheel and break as the yard draws near. Now, Jim the Ringer, ride! Wheel 'em! wheel 'em! Whoa back there, whoa! And the foam-flakes fly like the driven snow, As under the whip the horses go Adown the mountain side. And Jim, hands down, and teeth firm set, On a horse that never has failed him yet, Is after them down the range. Well ridden! well ridden! they wheel — whoa back! And long and loud the stockwhips crack, Their flying course they change, “Steadily does it — let Sambo go! Open those sliprails down below. Smart! or you'll be too late. They'll follow old Sambo up — look out! Wheel that black horse — give Sam a clout. They're in! Make fast the gate.” ***** The mob is safely in the yard! The old man mounts delighted guard. No thought has he but for his prize. Jim catches poor Amelia's eyes. “Will you come after all? the job is done, And Crazy Jane is fit to run For a prince's life — now don't say no; Slip on while the old man's down below At the inner yard, and away we'll go. Will you come, my girl?” “I will, you bet, We'll manage this here elopement yet.” ***** By the winding Wollondilly stands the hut of Ringer Jim. And his loving little Meely makes a perfect god of him. He has stalwart sons and daughters, and, I think, before he's done, There'll be numerous “Six-fortys” taken on Mylora run. Untitled by David Noonan at MONA, Tasmania

[papanitosfamilycircus]

@kingofsilverandgold (who is dope as hell and you should follow) tagged me in a tag challenge post and so i am complying (no new tags though whoops)

Last song: “Orgone Accumulator” by Hawkwind

Last movie: The Bye Bye Man, which was worse than you heard. A few very funny scenes but the first like, hour or so is god awful boring. Watching it with some cool buds on discord helped make it bearable though. Follow my bad letterboxd (https://letterboxd.com/rexfloyd94/) for more of me watching bad films and Italian horror trash!

Currently watching: Lucha Underground. One episode a day. I didn’t get the channel it was on when it aired and when it was on Netflix they didn’t have every episode so now that’s its over and fully available on a streaming service I am diving in. I’m nearing the end of the first season. Mil Muertes is back and he rules, I love Mil Muertes.

Currently reading: Night Shift by Stephen King, Scalped by Jason Aaron and R.M. Guéra, the Jimmy Palmiotti and Justin Gray Jonah Hex run, assorted other old Marvel comics and a massively long independently published novel from a local-ish author whose work I enjoy.

Currently craving: Lunch truck food.

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Gen 4 Ideas

Junie B Jones: Alright so golden boy lucked out in all the ways the others didn't, is he a dick with it or a good egg? Embert: In my head, he's always been not a dick about it but obviously in relating to his sibs/fam, there's only so much he could do when Indie's resentment is already real so maybe her kids wouldn't fuck with him by the side of the story they've been told? Junie B Jones: ooh that's a good idea Embert: Astrid would've been mad as a kid but now they could be pretty close, obvs there's still the age gap and obvious reasons why not besties but I think they'd get on Junie B Jones: Yeah I vibe that she'd love him and like wanna look after him even though it'd lowkey be him looking after her more Embert: Exactly Embert: his mum, in my head is about early- mid 30s to Drew's 47 when he's born, as you say not much older than Indie but not like a bimbo 20 something and she's always been really mothering, like everything Ro ain't tbh so Callum is probably spoilt by her but not in a financial way like some but with love Junie B Jones: Indie would not fuck with her obvs but Astrid would so that adds to their closeness Embert: Exactly, like its too late for Indie literally she's having her own kids at the same time so she doesn't need a mum now and I reckon the woman would respect that, she's a good egg, like she knows Drew has been shit and ain't gonna make apologies for it, ahem, Ro, ahem Junie B Jones: I like the sound of her tbh soz we killing your son Embert: Maybe she should have kids from a previous? Because if he's her only son like I'm so sorry lol Junie B Jones: Yasss I love that because more interactions we can do Junie B Jones: [potentially one of Indie's sons get with I assume they are straight? Callum's half sisters even if it's not like a lasting ship should defs happen] Embert: Perhaps this mum goes for like bad eggs so this sister was old enough to remember like however many partners before Drew so then when she gets with him and he's clearly him she's like nah and makes his life difficult 'cos don't wanna do it again Embert: [If she's 5/6 when Callum that makes her 7/8 years older than Dash] Junie B Jones: [early 20s sudden death situ] Junie B Jones: he should have a boyfriend/girlfriend whatever when he dies who's also lowkey part of the fam cos then it's awks like do I stay or go Embert: ooh that's a good idea Embert: he's probably straight but maybe we could do bi so he's a less annoying example of a gay than most we've done whoops Junie B Jones: a mood Embert: so a girlfriend who is really close to his fam Junie B Jones: and really pretty damn Embert: he probably has a job I think, I can't see him being super academic Embert: maybe something like an estate agent or in a bank, a job where you show up and wear a suit Junie B Jones: his girlfriend could work there too cos that couple Junie B Jones: so when he dies she's not gonna wanna go back there either Embert: what fun Embert: but real Embert: they're just pretty and living their best life but in a chill way Junie B Jones: we all know the vibe Embert: Cosmo, same age as Callum, Indie's 1st Embert: so in my head the dad always plays football with them both and without intending to be pushy, does push him into that field, clearly Dash weren't as good/arsed whatever so it kinda all ends up on him because say he does get into an academy/on a junior team Embert: so then that becomes his life, training and matches and all that intenseness that comes with Embert: not to mention lad lifestyle, getting with WAG type girls, always going out partying, you know the vibe Junie B Jones: whereas Dash be like nah this ain't fun anymore I'm out Junie B Jones: cos I don't think he sticks with anything Embert: what if, their dad gets injured Embert: or tbh, is too lowkey old 'cos they put them out to pasture real quick Embert: I think by the time they're 19/17 when we start it, he'd already be too old to be a professional himself, so he could be a coach, hence he'd be even more pushy 'cos he could be on a professional team by now, they're ridiculously young like Junie B Jones: yeah it's usually like 30s at the latest isn't it unless you're like famous af which we ain't going that hard Embert: exactly, so without intending to its like, take on your dad's legacy Embert: 'cos in my mind he isn't naturally inclined to be like a ladladlad and is just doing it to be the full-package Junie B Jones: poor boy, again we all know the vibe Embert: 21st bday breakdown Embert: I think the zoe kravitz girl should still exist in some way, obviously not the way before Embert: because she's so anti-wag and clearly what he's actually into Junie B Jones: we could stay that Dash fucked her and that's how they cross paths if we want Junie B Jones: but he's clearly not interested and they are into each other Embert: it has potential to be different from other ships we've done 'cos he'd be tryna keep her on the dl which is shady but not just being an out and out dick Embert: like, I like you but no one can know don't ask why Junie B Jones: I agree, it'd be really interesting Embert: 'cos from her POV, casual headfuck Embert: used to boys being like Dash and just being like bye but not like showing you they like you then blanking you Junie B Jones: exactly dr phil I'm invested already tbh Junie B Jones: I also imagine Dash hanging at the commune so there's potential for lots of different dynamics there and he could be there when the fire too if we want/need but obvs not hurt or anything Junie B Jones: I'm also lowkey debating having Jules from Euphoria as one of his many love interests cos like her face and we've never done trans but it'd be a good way without it being someone's whole identity Embert: OH Embert: this is a tangent based on that thought which I also feel btw Embert: but Astrid's face is like bffs with the Kat face from Euphoria irl, so I'm thinking what if that's her gf and she's the one with an eating disorder, bulimia vibes, and then 'cos Astrid is her she's like okay you must be right Imma support you in this and accidentally enables her/joins in too Junie B Jones: YAAS I WAS GONNA SAY I WANNA USE HER FACE TOO BECAUSE SHE'S BEAUTIFUL BUT I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE/HOW Junie B Jones: this makes so much sense Embert: exactly, with Ro as a mum she wouldn't even question it, like oh yeah I guess you are fat you probably should, even though she'd think she's so pretty and perfect Junie B Jones: Boo you are so smart Embert: also, when we killing Ro, by this point she's like 54 Embert: okay, so Ro is 34/35 when Astrid is born so if we kill her off when she's 9 that would make Ro 43, so 2044, so when we're doing Astrid's story at 19, its about 10 years ago Junie B Jones: I like that cos it's not raw for these characters Junie B Jones: we're actually gonna let you recover though ladies, fuck you ghost Ro Embert: Seriously, like I don't want it to be full-blown its more of a deep insecurity thing but one she can get past Junie B Jones: 100% feel that Junie B Jones: [so yeah like I said just gonna write this down so we don't forget the Jules girl lives at the commune and probably has done for quite a few years by the time the fire happens so then she's got nowhere to go and goes to stay with Dash cos step up for someone dickhead and they are either otp or brotp to be decided] Junie B Jones: because I think he wouldn't be as supportive as he should be to Cosmo's whole breakdown in the sort of ableist vein of oh well you overreacted Embert: it fits, 'cos in my head its a very Nick and Matty vibe where they don't acknowledge each other Embert: like the whole 'how is that your brother' moment from his footie friends and being like yeah I know Junie B Jones: same tbh cos Dash's friends would be like damn your bro is uptight Embert: exactly so they aren't close anyway Junie B Jones: and never are [evil laugh] Embert: soz Indie Junie B Jones: not your fault babe they are just too different it happens Embert: although part of the breakdown is obvious resentment that he's just allowed to be a fuckup and he feels like he has to do all this shit and be perfect so Embert: that kinda does need to be acknowledged if we're going recovery Junie B Jones: family therapy time Embert: 'cos like if Dash just continues to be him and shit it'll come to brawl even if he has to stop being this footballer moment and do what he wants, its still about how its all come down on him, you know Junie B Jones: they totally should have a fight cos what a moment Embert: yeah, like it either fixes or breaks totally, I don't think they can just be meh Junie B Jones: agreed Junie B Jones: maybe we could do like a Joe mood of him distancing himself from the whole fam but then ultimately a more healthy resolution for everyone Embert: We could work that Junie B Jones: and obvs him ultimately getting with his gf and figuring out what he wants to do with his life and all that jazz Embert: exactly dr phil Junie B Jones: and Dash can work out what he cares about whatever the hell that turns out to be Embert: Jac is born 48, (year after Callum and Cosmo and same year as Ollie's girl, Mila) Jude is 49, as is Lily's 1st boy Adi and dash, Jameson is 51, same year as Lily's girl Priya, a year after Ollie's boy Ash, Iggy's 1st Arlo, Diego's kid Tayo and Bobby's teen pregnancy girl Cammie Embert: My characters, Callum, Cosmo, Mila, Jac, Adi, Jameson Embert: My boos, Dash, Jude, Priya, Ash, Arlo, Tayo & Cammie Embert: Potentials, Jac, Jameson and Cammie, would've been raised together, essentially Embert: Jimmy is a photographer for advertising, Bobby a graphic designer for same and Janis as a massage therapist moment Embert: Cammie has 2 younger brothers born 60 and 62 so they exist but we aren't playing Junie B Jones: lots of dogs please Embert: all the dogs lmao Embert: so my initial vibe for Jac is that she's like JJ in the sense she's quite grumpy and anti-social 'cos it suits her face but also with a more shy but not shy if you know what I mean vibe, 'cos they're both quite self-assured and I don't see that for her, I potentially see Jude having that element though? Junie B Jones: I agree, like I don't wanna shamelessly Miley but I defs see her as being that self assured kid Embert: the most out of anyway Embert: Jameson should be their nerdy side because the Cammie face has a very Cara silly side when you peep her socials so that could be those two Junie B Jones: Cute cos he looks like such a bad boy but he's actually a babe Embert: I know we said this for Adonis so either need to change it to him or not go as hard but what if he gets a gf that's like really jealous and doesn't let him hang with Cammie 'cos she's a girl even though they're like siblings and have been besties long before you came Embert: and like she could try and change his personality like be really unimpressed and like 'you're embarrassing me' if he tries to be a cute nerd Junie B Jones: I love that because always such a thing like boys and girls can't be friends like bitch we're related calm down we're not incesting again Junie B Jones: like she thought he was such a badass or whatever soz hun Embert: yeah like the mood of, you're fit so i'll just make you what I want you to be Embert: and she could be a real cunt to Cammie in sly bitchy ways 'cos clearly the mood and that's a throwback to how Mia and co treated Janis without us like putting this fam through too much trauma, you know? Embert: esp if Cammie is less like Janis and Cass in a way she's not like, fuck you, I'll just deck you Junie B Jones: I fuck with this heavily Embert: and obviously, it can be resolved in the end, he can get rid and they can be friends again, so I feel its a good level of angst and drama for them both, 'cos it is serious but not like, well there's nothing to be done, vibes Junie B Jones: and we can potentially ramp up the angst when things are at their worst cos maybe Cammie's mum gets a new job and she's like come live with me in wherever (not far but like far enough she would've been like no cos close to them all and not wanting to change schools) but she's like maybe I shall but then of course won't cos it's like the peppa pig when her mum don't get the job and gets mugged off Junie B Jones: but they all think she's going and it's like noooo Embert: are Bobby and this mum still together, like is she the boys mum too? Embert: but yes, I fuck with that Junie B Jones: In my head they would've been together for ages so it depends how far back we go into their childhood/teens but maybe she isn't the mum to the boys Embert: Okay just so we know Junie B Jones: but they always on good terms we don't need that drama again Embert: yeah I feel you, and she's chill with the boys mum, 'cos she's only 10 when the first one is born so she's been around since then? Junie B Jones: Yeah exactly Junie B Jones: We can potentially give her more younger sibs on the mums side if we want but they'd also only be ref-ed Embert: defs plausible Junie B Jones: Like let's say they broke up when Cammie's like 7 so it's all chill on both sides Embert: I vibe Junie B Jones: she could totally spend half the week at her mum's house and half at her dad's but same school cos nearby so again no drama Embert: that makes sense like its all in the area 'til she wanna pull a suzy sheep Junie B Jones: hahaha yeah Embert: so that's a start for those two Junie B Jones: I really like that Junie B Jones: it's just what we wanna do with the girls Embert: I was thinking Embert: and I'm just speaking it out now Embert: we've done people being shunned out of their friendship group/being the bullied Embert: but what if we do someone being the sort of ringleader of the shunning Embert: I'm vibing like you know that story we listened to/all teen girl murder stories, like Jac has a friend that she's really too close with (Grace and Mia vibes) and we show them like ditching a third Embert: maybe something happens, not murder but like you know, an action serious enough that she's like I need to sort my shit/we can redeem in the end Embert: but she's the Mia, not the Grace, you feel me, like its her pushing it Junie B Jones: Oh snap I never even thought of that but we haven't actually that's such a good point even if Janis would be so triggered by the ghost of Mia lol Junie B Jones: Like yeah there could totally be some kind of accident like how baby Ali and Ro but she's not a child Junie B Jones: I also like it cos Jude is the louder one so you'd think it'd be her but it's the quiet ones you've gotta watch Junie B Jones: and it's a nice contrast to how Cammie and Jameson are literally being bullied so Junie B Jones: maybe we should have jude as like more of a background character then? cos don't want too much drama in one fam unless it's as big as Cali's Embert: Yeah she can be more chill, like a Tommy vibe, like we use her but only when we need lowkey Junie B Jones: Yeah like obvs I'll still try and flesh her out into a character and who knows what could happen like we could think of a cool ship or whatever but Junie B Jones: it makes sense as of now Embert: agreed Embert: like obvs this twosome vibe has a lesbian one 'cos always do but I maintain she shouldn't ever like get with her it should just be friends that are too obsessed with each other, regardless of what's behind it Embert: like maybe the other girl is closeted or whatever but it ain't happening lol Junie B Jones: I agree she gives me straight vibes Embert: plus it would be easy to make her gay 'cos everyone does ala Lily Junie B Jones: not doing it on principle Junie B Jones: they all seem straight to me in this group Embert: I think so Embert: 'cos like you said, you don't wanna make Miley Junie B Jones: it would be so easy to make her a musician but I must not Junie B Jones: I might make her a tattoo artist though professionally cos Ali and Iggy both dabbled but it was never a thing Embert: That's a good idea, she fits that well Embert: okay so my random idea, which we could attach to anyone really but let's see who we vibe Embert: we did a teacher crush, what if we did a crush on a friend's parent Embert: so Arlo having a crush on a commune mum and thinking he can go there 'cos why not and then the shitstorm that can ensue from that Junie B Jones: such a good idea Junie B Jones: like maybe his friend is a girl so peeps be like aw he likes you he's trying to get your mum on side Embert: yas again, always a thing like maybe he's just lowkey using you soz babe Junie B Jones: and maybe the friend actually fancies him secretly even though they 'just friends' so it's awks af Embert: yeah and if Barley's boyf is with this fam and they leave Embert: she could be the one (or one of the ones) like I said that wants to be normal and already hates living here so its like well you took the one thing Embert: 'cos we said dating within the commune for the kids wouldn't be encouraged obvs 'cos one big family, so the fact she was was already like no no missy Embert: then we said about her not acknowledging the other mum/the two kids that are from that woman as family and just generally fucking with your hippie paradise 'cos its coming to and end lads Junie B Jones: 10000% and she could still be sneaky seeing him long distance behind their backs/ get back with him after the fire when they have to leave themselves/both if long distance is too hard Embert: I vibe with this 'voice of reason' character for you Embert: like no wonder he fucked up you can't give us 'no rules' but then have all these unspoken ones that contradict how you wanna live like, loads of this hippie bullshit is so hypocritical read 'em tbh Junie B Jones: it makes sense cos Arlo as the oldest buys in totally and then the two kids she don't fuck with come after her in quick succession so it's logical Embert: exactly, and then Shea is her biological sister and the baby so she don't know nothing about nothing Junie B Jones: Okay so Echo is like a Naomi vibe v passionate and studious and does not fuck with commune life etc Junie B Jones: wants to be some kind of researcher/ lecturer kind of vibe in like philosophy but a nihilist not hippie bullshit Junie B Jones: Arlo and Dash should be friends I say even though I play them both but just acknowledged Embert: I thought the same Embert: Dash would probs encourage him with this crush lbr like thanks Junie B Jones: I was just gonna say that cos he's always getting with older girls and generally being a hoe Embert: Exactly Embert: right, so circling back a lil, we can do Cass' Embert: what do you reckon her relationship status is and her career Junie B Jones: her career should be like we said she's set up a charity organisation to look for missing people Junie B Jones: she should still be with her man cos everyone's breaking up looking at you bobert Junie B Jones: maybe their marriage is lowkey a bit dead though and its a stay together til the kids move out mood cos we've never Embert: I vibe, 'cos casually triggering Jimmy but not in an OTT way just like well that's sad Junie B Jones: yeah like neither of them would cheat or be violent or any of that Ian shit but they obvs not in love anymore Embert: its a good way to do it 'cos idc what you say the kids always know and obvs we're unlikely to ever do that in a ship 'cos if they make it to adulthood they're OTP and teens don't stick together just 'cos like lol Junie B Jones: exactly my thought and like she would wanna hold it together and think that she was doing it well cos of Ian like Embert: exactly like it is sad but when that's your standard you would think you were slaying it Embert: like the positive she can see with JJ she might just think that's one-off and she can't have that 'cos obvs around the time she has the boys, Bobby's first has fallen apart Junie B Jones: and because JJ are such a good couple you wouldn't wanna be like my relationship has failed bye Embert: samesies babe lol Junie B Jones: ooh and maybe they aren't married so if one of them leaves the other gets fuck all Embert: which assumedly, is her because as much as you do get salary for charity work, if its a smaller one, she wouldn't be bringing in the bulk so the mortgage could be in his name Embert: so she'd be in the position of moving out into a one bed flat, two if she was lucky so the boys could at least come see her, it happens that way a lot Junie B Jones: precisely what I was thinking Junie B Jones: it's sad but real Embert: idea though, although this is suddenly just becoming about Cass not her kids lmao, what if her lil boyfriend from back in the day was Tylers face and then they can reconnect later but its actually a positive and not drow Junie B Jones: He was and they should cos I'm screaming Embert: again, he can bring kids into the mix for faces and stories should we wanna Embert: but it'd be a nice way to take a situ that is sad and shit for her, and for her boys to see, and then have a happy but realistic ending like yeah you do need to leave your man but you can be happy and it'll be alright Junie B Jones: I love it Embert: Alex having anger issues like Cass did and also due to the home situ as mentioned, Max, as the older brother trying to hold it down in a very Jimothy way and not causing more trouble as he sees it Embert: Alex ending up in young offenders but actually turning it around/ending up okay too Junie B Jones: and there's potential for characters he could interact with when he's in there, before and after Junie B Jones: like remember on DG when Electra was in that gang and then the bitch came back around like Embert: yes I do FAT mood Embert: also Max should get help too 'cos it ain't just the one that causes trouble that needs it and its nice full circle for that fam to have that Embert: but my idea, could be related to Alex but I think is big enough we could give this to another character entirely Embert: you remember on this is england when combo turned it around and he saved lol and he was working with the young people and making a difference but then milky set his fam on him for what he did to him when he was a racist and was like you have to pay and he was like okay Embert: what if something like that happened like, Alex DID hurt someone, or like I said, another character did, and did do something bad Embert: but then turned it around but sometimes you do for yourself but you still have to pay and the person you wronged could call that at any moment and you just being good now isn't good enough for them Junie B Jones: OKAY YES because what if another character is doing that shit with Alex but don't get caught and so they carry on and escalate and yeah they do hurt someone and yeah it's like that Embert: what about Israel 'cos he's the same age Embert: and it can be another sins of the father moment, 'cos Pablo is a dick especially to women like he's 34 when he has his one child 'cos he's still being a fuckboy very Drew Embert: so he is not a good role model in anyway Junie B Jones: and like we said that'd make sense like if he started out stealing and shit because Pablo's debts and being bankrupt but he wants nice things like it all ties in he has his own motivations Embert: right, fully Embert: maybe he ends up doing something to a girl, like something Pablo would never but shows how your kids see you isn't how you see yourself if you often show a bad side of you to the world Embert: 'cos then the girls family/friends/boyfriend anything could come for him and its like, fair Junie B Jones: OMG THO that's so legit Embert: 'cos we said an assault moment 'cos that's something that's indefensible Embert: like stealing and drugs and what have you, its scummy but you see why, like we all get why Tess has to deal etc Junie B Jones: we have to Embert: so if we want a family death, that could be one, again, leaves you conflicted Embert: 'cos no one obvs wants him to die but then he did do a bad thing so you can't blame her family fully Junie B Jones: yeah instead of killing of fam in the fire we could kill him instead that's so much more interesting Embert: *** in said commune fire, Dash gets burnt, severely, face/neck area, and changes his life 'cos people change around you, you can't rely on your looks and you aren't gonna just sit around and get stoned when you nearly die, Jules can and will still fuck with him Embert: Zelda having Crohns or UC and having a stoma and meeting someone brotp or otp at a support group/hospital moment, dealing with people being shady/saying you aren't disabled etc all those fun times and then the person dying and losing that understanding you only get from someone who also has the thing you have Embert: ALSO I've had another idea whilst we're just spitballing Junie B Jones: Me too because we mentioned Tayo and like yeah I've said about K-stew being a carer to her mum but we could do some of that too in a different way like maybe unlike her he really doesn't wanna be/is scared of having to cope alone with his mum's fits and shit like Embert: I'm so about that Embert: 'cos so many kids have to and its really hard and thankless, so he 100% needs a confidant whether its within the fam or a friend or OTP moment Junie B Jones: like maybe he doesn't ever wanna be alone with her now in case and it's like putting a strain on their whole relationship obvs Embert: 'cos Diego has his own things like he gotta work etc he's not like a replacement carer Junie B Jones: yeah like he'd do a lot of course but he also works a lot Embert: so Adi because his mum also has a disability like it isn't the same but he'd get it enough to not be totally clueless and annoying Junie B Jones: yeah and they can have fun together it'd be cute Embert: Wid it Embert: so my idea, completely unrelated but I was thinking we need to give someone an addiction issue but someone who gets over it and is within the fam 'cos like Joe and Ronnie do but you know they're still like, fucked and not here lowkey so Embert: I was like hmm who can I and then I was like, it NEEDS to be a ruster child Embert: because its canon that Fraze drinks too much and doesn't address it and Buster is v similar Embert: so yeah genetic and also if it was drink, they'd not take it serious just like oh slow down a bit but you're fine but then it affects the kid in the ways it didn't affect them like not functioning and not going to work etc so they have to take it serious Embert: also think it should be one of the girls 'cos double standard of being like a lad Embert: is going to be Sekhmet, okay Junie B Jones: because the twins and their younger sister could all be lowkey party girls because rich so they'd all have to deal with the change in their social lives and behaviour Junie B Jones: since she'd need to not drink ever again let's assume Junie B Jones: we know the whole fam is about that party and entertaining life Embert: exactly so like, they're all gonna be put out like really, just don't go as hard and ruin it for yourself and us Embert: hence it can get to a problematic stage like they just think she's being a typical teen/20-something 'cos it is socially acceptable to binge and be a mess like ok Embert: my vibe is she's in uni but also has an internship that she royally fucks up 'cos she can't get in on time and then maybe there's like a work dinner like on can't cope won't cope and she is wrecked and embarrasses herself and the boss is like goodbye 'cos no one fails in this fam its not an option and if you do its all on you so Junie B Jones: and maybe one of her sister's is a DJ cos literally a lifestyle and they'll have to be like excuse me while I go straight edge to support my sister Embert: I can see that for her twin Embert: my idea for her is fashion but actually designing and buying and the business side of it, not like, imma just model 'cos I'm pretty, no shade Junie B Jones: Yeah the aesthetic feels real for both of those tbh Junie B Jones: Their sister is a holiday rep so loads of travel loads of club promo etc Embert: Jay is a PT, mommy issues for commitment etc, travels a lot, ultimately will get over commitment phobia; is 6 when Chloe admits Buster is her dad (as Ruster was outed around the time she was born, Chloe denied it and went with James, James goes uni and finds someone else so that being over etc can prompt her to change her mind) and allows access, at 11, moves in with Ruster for good (Chloe has new man and babies what have you so allows it without argument which also fucks her up duh) Saint is 8, King is 6, Venus is 5, Adonis is 4, the twins are 2 and Nefertari is 1 Embert: so when all the Venus drama is unfolding, surprise you have a child too Buster lol, Saint is 3, King is 1, Venus is baby Embert: so Saint Embert: firstborn son, their first child too which is relevant 'cos both Jay and Venus would get doubly spoiled either side of him for not being Embert: so then he'd probably get spoiled too 'cos just a mess of a time really Embert: like he can't not be a bit of a prick really 'cos he can do no wrong and no offense to the other two boys but he's the most masc and conventionally 'perfect' so that's obvs going to your head too Embert: okay so mood, Leilani is 15 when her mum (works with Grace, close) dies in 2053 and Grace, 30, takes her in so she doesn't have to do a care moment or be homeless and struggling alone Embert: is friends with Stevie from joining this fam, can also know Janis' kids before this even but is 6/7/8 years older than them so knows them more in a protective capacity than a friend vibe Embert: comes in Saint who is 3 years older, thinks he's god's gift, tries to sleep with her just 'cos lbr and when he gets a no his world is shooketh 'cos no one tells him no for all the reasons Embert: can end up friends when he's humbled etc Junie B Jones: oh but maybe King is little and really fierce like 🥊 Junie B Jones: don't be underestimating him so hard dickheads Junie B Jones: he should be the angry one lol Embert: you would be if people treated you like that so I buy it Junie B Jones: all of y'all stop being extra and let him live Embert: and no one takes your anger seriously if you can't do anything about it so again, real Junie B Jones: so rude Embert: Next up is Venus good lord Junie B Jones: we know what the story is, her dad only cares when she's little and cute and lives in Paris anyway pretending he's still in his 20s forever instead of a grown ass man Junie B Jones: would obvs be proud when she's gay though even though can't relate to anything about the female form cos that kind of gay Junie B Jones: like Saint she thinks she's gods gift but unlike him how are we backing that up hun cos unlike him you aren't talented at anything you're just pretentious Junie B Jones: like okay you're beautiful but JESUS you know it and can't take any criticism again like Saint but you're never getting humbled Junie B Jones: instead you're getting a gf who looks like you and probably a fine arts degree pop off sis Junie B Jones: only wanna be part of the fam when it suits you which is when you're getting spoilt Embert: but I think we don't have to redeem her 'cos like, its not a fixable situ so you just get to be a shit person 'cos you got fucked over and that is everyone's bad Embert: like they can't take it back, even though you could also blame your father 'cos he's more at fault than anyone else 'cos he should've never but you do you girl Junie B Jones: yeah and not everyone gets redeemed even when they can be so it's real Embert: that said, I think she should have a teen gf that looks like her as we said but then she realizes she can't hack any situ where she potentially might not be the 'prettiest' so she then only dates butches Embert: or androgenous artsy types but no femmes Junie B Jones: I feel that for her Embert: like she literally should be in love with this girl as much as she's capable but dump her 'cos clearly your insecurities are so deep-rooted Embert: then just be with people you lowkey don't even fancy Embert: 'cos then we could play that out, the girl just like what the fuck Junie B Jones: oh honey Embert: we all know hoes that sabotage themselves always and then blame the world Embert: which starts by picking to be on her dad's 'side' even though everyone can see he's most at fault, even you Junie B Jones: bitch #past me I am triggered by this Embert: like a lot of her stuff I feel like we just know at this point so it might not be all here 'cos its well developed within gen 3 Embert: we know that her and Jay just would not get on, mainly 'cos they aren't alike but do you wanna come at it from her POV and then I will Venus' Junie B Jones: I think the way she sees it is like she is so team ruster like she'd refer to Rio as her mum and shit cos Chloe is not the one and so she would not fuck with how Venus treats the fam and doesn't wanna be part of it but is still happy to benefit from it Junie B Jones: And how quick she is to call peeps racist or fatphobic or whatever else would not ever help the situ of course like bitch I'm trying to talk to you Junie B Jones: But also there's some similarities whether they acknowledge them or not in them both not being able to hack relationships that makes it interesting as another reason to avoid talking to/ acknowledging each other seriously Junie B Jones: like she'd so pretend Chloe doesn't exist if someone mentioned her mum she'd be all oh you mean Rio lol lol lol Embert: 100000% all of that Embert: also another reason you cannot fuck with each other, casually never shutting up about your dad Embert: okay, so from her POV I vibe it that as a kid she literally just wanted all the attention and 'til the twins which is when she's 3 so (literally so petty you can't remember) its like I should've been the only girl and you came and took my attention lmao Junie B Jones: Oh god she'd be such an annoying child though Embert: then as they get older and she doesn't want to be part of the fam she'd think its unfair (as if Jay can help it lol) that Jay is obviously not Rio's 'cos she's white whereas she fits Embert: its the anti-Edie of it all Embert: like I fit and I wish I didn't Embert: basically she doesn't wanna be here but she's not a runaway type or willing to not live lavish so she ain't leaving Embert: she needs her dad to take her in but he's said no so like, you'll have to make it happen yourself but how Junie B Jones: sad but true Embert: and you can only feel so bad 'cos she whines like she's dying in all situations but like Embert: it ain't that bad and there's plenty you could do about your situation so Junie B Jones: Grace of this gen I've said it before baby Embert: oh honey Embert: makes you barren to humble is not an option 'cos you wouldn't want kids Embert: the tea of it all like you wanna live like your dad but he had a kid and shouldn't be so pick a better role model tah Junie B Jones: literally this fam is so big you're surrounded by potential worthwhile role models girl Embert: honestly she'll never be satisfied she's that hoe in a very Ro way like my god do something about it but she won't Embert: casually making it your life's work to make everything harder than it needs to just be miserable because something happened to you when you were a baby (again, so Ro) that you couldn't control Junie B Jones: all y'all frustrate me like I wasn't that bitch #tea Embert: loads of peeps are never happy though or are but then lose it so or fuck it up, we gave Ro a kid as a chance and I think Venus should actually love this girl/ she should be good for her in a way that makes her feel #seen hence she has to end it too Junie B Jones: agreed and she never gets her back because sometimes you don't and you can't Embert: mhmm mhmm mhmm Embert: I don't think we need to go as in-depth on any of the other sibs, like Saint would probably tolerate her the best, as mentioned she'd patronize King 'cos just that bitch without it being intentional 'cos self-absorbed, Adonis would do his best to ignore her and she wouldn't fuck with any of the girls 'cos she can't with girls so Junie B Jones: agreed on the legitness of all that Junie B Jones: Oh maybe Xander could be a hypochondriac because his sister is actually ill all the time like remember on skins when Liv thought she was dying Junie B Jones: obvious idea but I'm drawing a blank otherwise like Junie B Jones: also have we ever done online dating? Junie B Jones: because my thought is maybe he's lowkey catfishing someone pretending to be like a badass when obvs not Junie B Jones: like maybe he catfishes loads of peeps as if it's a hobby Junie B Jones: but then someone could find him out Embert: that's a really good idea 'cos we haven't Junie B Jones: like potential for otp/brotp to come from that even in a slow burn way Junie B Jones: if they end up liking who he actually is or whatever Junie B Jones: despite everything that's happened Junie B Jones: oh snap what if he's using pics of one of the other boy characters and whoever he's catfishing finds that person's socials or whatever and are talking to them thinking they are a thing and the person be like um Embert: omg yes Junie B Jones: Jameson was my immediate thought cos badass look and you play him but could be Ollie's boy cos also or whoever else Junie B Jones: cos they don't need to be a you character necessarily could just refer like Embert: that ties in well though 'cos his jealous girlfriend Embert: make it a huge thing so then Xander kinda has to shame himself like that was me 'cos feels bad that he's now getting accused of cheating even though it'd be a blessing to be out of that relationship Junie B Jones: ooh true that'd be good Embert: and the other person/the catfished could have like found his socials and seen he was in a relationship/know 'cos his highkey gf and be like calling him out so less embarrassing on their end 'cos bad enough they're being catfished as is Junie B Jones: that's a really good idea Junie B Jones: even with the age gap between Xander and him I still think we can make it work cos adds to the catfish of it all Junie B Jones: even if we can't then get him with the catfished person we can always do that he's himself online in the future and blah Embert: yah Embert: wid it Embert: so Stevie Embert: Billie is 17 when she has you with another male model in NYC, you live your life with Nancy too so factor that in Embert: moving back to Dublin when you're 10 and like, maybe the dad and her have phonecalls but like, he doesn't make an appropriate amount of effort like Junie B Jones: visit her you dick Embert: and we've said that Billie as a mum is like not the best 'cos Edie only died like 3 years ago when this and she left 'cos not coping so its not like NYC fixed her or anything Embert: she'd take care of her but she'd be distant 'cos giving a shit too much fucked her up so Junie B Jones: sad but true soz Stevie babe Embert: we also said before she'd like take her to work and shenanigans that someone like Venus would think is so cool but she does not 'cos it would actually be so boring if that was your life and you had to Junie B Jones: and on any shoot there's so much sitting around even if you're the person doing it never mind for her Embert: exactly, like in my head they make a ThingTM of them being like a model couple with a model ass child but as soon as she's old enough to have say she's like well I don't wanna do it thanks Junie B Jones: a mood Embert: so my vibe when they go back to Dublin is Billie has to face up to what she's not for the last what, 13 years Embert: so she'd lowkey be a bit of a wreck no offense so I feel like someone else needs to take care of her but I'm like Embert: do we make Nancy come back for a bit like the #lifepartner she is or do we say someone else does lol Junie B Jones: we could because it'd be less traumatic for Stevie or we could make someone in the fam and make it more awks for her Embert: I don't know which way I prefer it lol, also from a Nancy POV Embert: like should you come back or are you good you know Embert: hmm Junie B Jones: yeah I'm not sure what I fuck with more, who would be able to if not her cos that might help us decide Embert: so it would be 48, let us see Embert: Ruster have all their kids, including Jay Embert: hokay so Embert: maybe we bring Nancy back but she's like ehh about it like obviously she can work from wherever anyway but she's dedicating to some time she can't really travel whilst Billie sorts herself so she could be talking to Junie about it 'cos can vent without sounding like a bitch and he's like I'll come help and then she can help him get back in touch with the family properly 'cos low-key avoiding everyone else still and Venus is the same age as Stevie so if this is happening when she's like 10, Junior could actually talk to her and explain what happened from his perspective and answer questions best he can Embert: and like she can pretend it never happened when she's older but it did, like not saying it has to be good enough for you but he did try Junie B Jones: that makes my heart happy cos he's so young still don't be in exile forever boy Embert: and like Nancy can spend the time with all the Ruster kids too and reconnect more herself Embert: like they can both go back 'cos Billie won't be like totally incapable forever but they can both put in the time and feel better about it Junie B Jones: Okay so then she's like 12 ish and back with her mum and shit is better but obvs her dad is still not showing up ever Embert: and you have an accent and a 'famous' (ish) mum and you've been in shoots with her and you're pretty and so to me a vibe of like, this is too much attention and I'm not about it seems real Embert: not even necessarily shy just like, everyone likes me for the wrong reasons vibe and I don't fuck with it Junie B Jones: that's very real Junie B Jones: so if we did do the opposite of Jay and Venus and like I gotta find someone to like me for the right reasons and give it my all I think that would make sense Embert: I see it Embert: and she isn't like woe is me about it 'cos that would be unbearable but she's also not faking it like I'M LOVING LIFE and bad shit has happened so Junie B Jones: Yeah exactly Junie B Jones: and like nobody could blame her for being 'too much' with said person if her mum and dad are both distant Embert: exactly and she'd probably need to have a fair few failed relationships 'cos people aren't about that for loads of reasons like you're too full on too quick, or people would be about that for the wrong, i.e. they sense it and use it against you so then you have to leave which she'd be bad at doing so, in that case, she should have a boyfriend/girlfriend who is equally fucked but in different ways and its just a disaster 'cos she won't be the one to end it Junie B Jones: I feel that, there's loads of potential for doomed relationships there Embert: like, it doesn't even have to be like they're abusive levels of bad, its just it doesn't work and they treat her like crap in a like, do something about it way and then she don't and they're like...why, lowkey what's wrong with you Embert: like it could end up being right but not through the relationship but just by being like, you gotta work on that Junie B Jones: 100% Embert: much like how Grace was with boys like lowkey just love me and I'll deal with whatever tbh Junie B Jones: maybe there's someone on the sidelines watching this like I wish you'd sort your shit cos ILY but we can't be a thingTM Embert: I'd vibe Junie B Jones: idk who or why but like who doesn't love pining from afar while someone fucks their life up Embert: so helpful whoever you are godbless Junie B Jones: honestly Junie B Jones: and they should get together like this man thinking he's gonna fix her and it's like guess what twat you can't Embert: and it takes someone actually wanting you and wanting to to be like hmm, I gotta fix myself 'cos this ain't it Junie B Jones: mhmmmm Embert: I think we can start Junie B Jones: we did it boo *Echo abortion storyline

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Mega Man Forever Chapter 3

Chapter 3: Start of a new relationship (Disclaimer! I own nothing of Nintendo or Street Fighter except for the OCs!) “Yes I understand,” I said, “Thanks anyway… bye.” I hung up the phone. “What just happened?” asked Daisy. “It was the record producer,” I said, “He said that we need to have a certain amount of cash to be able to record the album, but we don’t have it.” “Damn,” said Daisy, “Snooty record people always wanting more money.” “I know right,” I said, “I’m gonna go work out at the training area to clear my mind.” A shadowy figure was watching us. “Can you feel it Gouken?” he asked, “Soon your demise will come to pass.” After a long training session with Ryu I was walking around Japan. I saw someone being messed with. It was the same goons that harassed Sakura. One of them was about to punch the guy but I got in the way. “Didn’t you goons learn before,” I said. “Back for another ass whooping are you?” asked the first thug. “Yes, yes I am,” I said. I saw this as an opportunity to use the moves that Ryu taught me. “Come at me,” I said. “Oh now you asked for it bub,” said the first thug. He tried a punch but I used the block move I learned then countered with a sweep kick. One of the other guys was about to attack. I quickly turned around while secretly charging for a focus punch. I stunned the guy and then did the Joudan Sokutogeri, one of the strongest attacks. He landed on a car. Some people saw what was happening. “What’s going on here?” asked someone. “Well these guys were attacking this young man and I used self defense to stop them,” I said. The people looked at the thugs. “So you like picking on people do ya?!” asked a woman, “Well we’ll show you tough guys!” They all ran up to the thugs and started kicking their asses. “You ok man?” I asked as I helped the person up. He had ductape and a helmet on him and I took it off. It was Jimmy, the guy from the bank. “That was amazing, perfect,” said Jimmy. “Thanks,” I said, “I study martial arts.” “It was so cool how you kicked those guys asses,” said Jimmy. “Martial arts isn’t really about kicking people’s asses,” I said, “Its about building character, and defending the weak.” “Ah,” said Jimmy, “My mom says I should learn to defend myself from others.” “Well, whenever you need some lessons,” I said giving him a card, “Call us. Gotta bounce.” I was on my way to my date with Sakura. I made it to the Spicy Shrimp and someone was expecting me. “Welcome Master Nicholas,” he said. “Master?” I asked. He was finding me some nice clothes that would work for me. I finally found something that was cool. He was about to take my hat but I stopped him. “The hat stays,” I said. “As you wish sir,” he said, “Follow me please.” Later I was with Sakura at the table. “I’m such a big fan of your music,” she said, “I caught all of your albums.” “All of them?” I asked, “Tbh, there were some I wish you haven’t heard.” “Don’t be silly, you sound amazing,” said Sakura, “I can’t wait to hear your next one.” “Well maybe after a while…” I said. “What do you mean?” asked Sakura. “Its just… not in it for us,” I said. Sakura took my hand. “What happened?” she asked. “We don’t have the funds to do the recording,” I said, “We might have to wait a while until we can get the songs recorded.” “That’s not fair,” said Sakura. Daisy was spying on me and Sakura. “Daisy what are you doing?” asked Chun-Li. “I’m spying on my brother to see what’s happening,” said Daisy, “That girl looks so fine and hot.” “Ok….” said Chun-Li. “I mean look at her,” said Daisy, “That face is saying I’m young and available, and that form fitting cut is there to emphasize….” She caught a look at Sakura’s bust. “Damn those are huge!” she whispered. “What are huge?” asked Chun-Li. “Nothing,” said Daisy deep red. A waiter came with our food. “Pardon me ms Kasugano,” he said, “Your main course.” “Kasugano?” I asked, “You wouldn’t happen to be related to Orson Kasugano or Tokyo Spin Records would you?” “Yeah,” said Sakura, “He’s my uncle.” “Get outta town!” I said. “I’m serious,” said Sakura, “You wanna meet him?” “Meet the biggest name in record history of Japan?” I asked, “Yeah I’ll take you up on that!” Our legs were touching. The next day I was practicing some basic combo moves. “Now I’m starting to remember what was so awesome about this spot,” I said. Someone was about to sneak up against me. I saw them and quickly did a spinning kick. “Damn!” he said, “And I thought you didn’t know what a sneak attack was.” “You make it look to easy,” I said, “You need a cast?” “I might need a new set of bones,” said the person. “So looks like master Gouken invited you as well,” I said. “That’s right,” he said, “A lot of Gouken’s old friends were invited.” I gave him my hand. “My name’s Ken Masters,” he said introducing himself. “Nicholas Shay,” I said. “Yeah I kinda put that together,” said Ken. “Ken, what’s goin’ on over there?” asked a woman. “Nothing really Eliza,” said Ken, “Just met one of Ryu’s pupils.” “Oh, you must be Nicholas,” said Eliza, “Ryu told me about you.” “Yep,” I said. Ryu saw Ken. “Its been a while pal,” said Ryu. “Sure has,” said Ken, “Your pupil isn’t too shabby although he’s so….” “Go on,” I said in my head, “Say little. I dare you.” Someone was watching everything commence from a small computer room. “Is my weapon ready?” he asked. “As you command master Bison,” said Vega, “What better way to combat our new enemy than fighting fire with fire.” One of M Bison’s soldiers was fitted into a exo skeleton similar to my power suit. “Excellent,” said Bison, “Once we see just how powerful this boy is, we can make upgrades, and then have an army of machines.” “Yes,” said Seth, “The Tundran Engine is a miracle.” The soldier was trying out his new weapon. It had the ability to blow gusts of strong damaging winds. “Send him out,” said Bison, “Its time for a test drive.” I was walking with Sakura to her uncle’s record place. “Trust me, Uncle Orson will love you,” said Sakura. We were later inside and he gave me a tour of his office. “What do you think so far?” he asked. “Its really cool Mr. Kasugano,” I said. “Please, call me Orson,” said Orson, “I understand you and your band are trying to record an album but have some bumps in the road.” “Well….” I said. “Young man, don’t worry its nothing to be ashamed of,” said Orson, “When I was your age I had great dreams. I wanted to produce big time records, and started from the bottom, and now here I am. In Japan running Tokyo Spin Records, the biggest company in the world!” Sakura laughed and said, “Just tell Nicholas the good news.” “What good news?” I asked. “Sakura told me about your new album and financial issue,” said Orson, “I wouldn’t want you to lose your opportunity to make your 10th album in a row, so I’m gonna do you a favor, and sponsor your band at an upcoming party!” “Are you serious?” I asked happily. “He’s serious!” said Sakura. “This is so awesome!” I said, “You won’t regret this!” “Under one condition,” said Orson, “You allow us to use one of your songs from your album for a commercial.” “Hold it,” said Daisy coming in, “He should speak with Daisy about it first.” “Is this your manager?” asked Orson. “She’s my younger sister Daisy,” I said, “She’s also the bassist.” “Nice to meet you youngster,” he said as he shook her hand. “You won’t make any changes to the song will you?” asked Daisy. “None whatsoever,” said Orson, “We will use the original track as recorded, and we’ll pay you each $500 for doing so.” “Could you excuse us for a moment?” I asked. Daisy and I went outside. As soon as we were we screamed frantically and went insane about the deal. We went back inside. “So, we got a deal?” asked Orson. “Deal,” I said shaking his hand, “I promise we’ll make the most out of this opportunity. There was a car flying across the building. “What the hell was that?” asked Daisy. I looked down and saw a guy in some kind of exo skeleton suit blowing gusts of strong damaging winds. “Where is Power Man!” he said, “Come out and face Cyclone!” “Oh shit,” I said.

[partywithponies]

Everyone that episode of Gotham:

Oswald: :(

Oswald: Where is my Eddie-bean?

Tarquin: Hi Oswald!! Hi!! I'm your new chief of staff I'm trying my very best to please you hi!!!!

Oswald: >:( You're not my Eddie bean, you suck.

Jim: lol gonna turn up at the funeral of the guy I murdered and make sure his mob boss father sees me lol

Harvey: Jim can you pls make a good wise decision once in your life I am literally begging you

Zsasz: Hi Jimmy lol why don't you ever lock your door?

Jim: what the fuck

Zsasz: anyway I'm gonna kill you, sucks lol, bye

Jim: what the fuck

Tarquin: Hi Oswald hi!!! I got you a TV appearance please love me!!!!

Oswald: >:(

Oswald: Unless my Eddie-bean's going to be there, I don't care.

Ghostie Elijah: BOO!

Oswald: Aaah!

Maria: Hey Alfred ~

Alfred: *heart eyes*

Selina: ugh, my Mum's flirting with my Dadfred, gross

Bruce: *is a smol angel*

The Actual Gotham Fandom: JErome is tHE BEST I love him SO M UCH ugh WHEN IS HE COMING BACK IT SUCKS WITHOUT HIM

Harvey: what the fuck

Jim: jerome's not even that great lol

The Actual Gotham Fandom: hOW D A R E ???????????

Jim: oh shit run

Zsasz: Hey Jimmy bae ~

Jim: OH SHIT

Sleepy Oswald: zzzzzzzz I am snooze

Ghostie Elijah: don't trust the birthday boy!

Sleepy Oswald: who dat tho

Falcone: Jim must die!

Lee: Yes! Jim must die!

Lee: ...

Lee: .......

Lee: *ariel voice* bUT DADDY I LOVE HIM

Falcone: ffs fine

Oswald: Another day, another struggle without my Eddie-bean. :(

Tarquin: Hi Oswald hi!!!!!! It's my birthday!!!! I got cake!!!!!! Do you want cake? :D

Oswald: !

Oswald: *snoopin in Tarquin's office, v. sneak*

Oswald: *finds rotting corpse* That's my daddy dearest! Looking as handsome as ever!

Tarquin: Hi Oswald hi!!!!! Looking through my cupboards there? :D You can take any of my personal belongs you want if it'll make you love me!!!!!!

Oswald: >:( *beats Tarquin to a bloody pulp*

Tarquin: This has got to be in the top five worst birthdays of my life :(

Oswald: Welp, time to go on TV. Without my Eddie-bean. :(

Interviewer: So, I heard you used to kill people?

Oswald: Yah, like five minutes ago hahahahaha I mean what

Ghostie Elijah: ffs Ozzie why do I have to clean up all your mess?

Oswald: whoops gotta go bye

Interviewer: what the fuck

Camera crew: what the fuck

People watching at home: what the fuck

Snedward (snake Edward): heheheh i'm so evil and sneaky

Snedward (snake Edward): I made him look like an idiot on live TV

Babs: no offence Edwin Mystery or whatever the fuck your name is but i think he would've managed that without your interference, the guy looks like an idiot every time he leaves his house

Snedward (snake Edward): shush i'm sneaky and evil

*CREDITS ROLL*

[thedappleddragon]

Day 95 (Monday June 15)

I didn’t post this until the next day because I was busy all day and fell asleep and just didn’t feel like writing it until the middle of the next day whoops

It was a slow morning, and I was mostly just waiting around until 7pm when I was going to hang out with friends. Then my mom asks if we all want to go out, so I hurried to get ready. First we got food, and in Jimmy Johns they were playing In The Arms Of The Angels, that sad dog commercial song. We were making fun of it and the cashier lady joked with us. Then we went to Zacksby’s because my mom wanted fried pickles and wings and we ordered a few large drinks but when we got them they were like the size of my HEAD.

So we got our food and headed to a park in Noblesville to have our picnic. There was a skate park, a mini golf course, and a carousel, and we people watched and ate and talked for a long time. It was great. But almost immediately a daddy long legs crawled on my ankle, so I picked it up by one leg and tossed it aside. We also saw a squirrel with a bald tail. There was also a big pack of skater kids that were mostly on scooters and they flung themselves off the swing set. They were fun to watch too.

We finished our food and headed to Morse reservoir to hang out and watch the water. My mom took lots of photos, and I spent my time finding pieces of a broken bottle and sitting under a tree that had the perfect spot to sit where the roots curved nicely and the dirt was partially weathered away. My mom got so sit on the swing she kept talking about every time we went, but her feet l didn’t touch the ground when she sat so she didn’t like it as much as she thought she would. Mom said I looked like a guru sitting under the tree on a blanket with my “crystals” (broken pieces of bottle) and tye dye shirt and long hair.

Eventually we left, and my brother and I chilled in the kitchen for a while as his phone charged because he was leaving back to college and didn’t want to be on the highway with no phone. He said bye to everyone else and drove me to my band friend’s house. First we played Yahtzee, but I didn’t know how to play so I just rolled the big wooden dice she had and did whatever someone said would get me the most points. We listened to music the whole time and they all bashed me for not having seen Frozen 2 yet. But since there were 5 of us, the game was taking too long so we quit and switched to uno. I won 3rd place the first time and first the second time >:) then we grabbed sacks and set out a blanket to watch a movie. We wanted to watch mean girls, since I hadn’t seen it before, but it wasn’t on any of the streaming services she had so we watched Aladdin instead. The movie finished just a few minutes after we were supposed to leave, so I told my dad to come a little late, but I accidentally stayed half an hour late 😬 I tried to help clean up but she and her parents were too fast. So I tried making polite conversation but it was awkward as FUCK until we moved to the living room and talked about driving. My dad picked me up and I crashed in my room.

[yahoo-shutdown-corner-blog]

NFL against the spread picks: Can the Falcons keep it rolling?

It doesn’t matter in the NFL if you’re the best team in September, or even October. Ask the Kansas City Chiefs.

If you’re working through some issues those first couple months but get out of it without digging too deep of a hole, you’re in good shape. That’s the case with the Atlanta Falcons.

The Falcons were 4-4 and didn’t look like last seasons’ NFC champs. The offense was nothing like it was last season, even with mostly the same personnel. Then, suddenly, everything turned around.

The Falcons have won three in a row, are 7-4, and have looked like last season’s team. They put up a season-best 516 yards last week in a 34-20 win over the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. New offensive coordinator Steve Sarkisian has seemingly figured some things out (like, “just get Julio Jones the ball as much as possible”).

The Falcons project as the type of team that could make a run in the NFC playoffs, but they have to make it first. The battle for NFC wild-card spots will be fierce. Even the Dallas Cowboys aren’t totally dead after Thursday night’s win. Atlanta needs to keep winning, and their schedule is brutal. They play the Vikings this week, and among their final four games are two against the Saints and one against the Panthers.

The Vikings are first up, and they’re very good. The defense plays at a championship level, and there’s a lot of talent at the skill positions. But this is a tough spot for them. They have practically clinched the NFC North title, and have to go play at a hot Falcons team that is playing for its playoff life. Minnesota doesn’t want to lose, since they’re in line for a first-round bye, but they could afford a loss. The Falcons, with that upcoming schedule and a tough fight ahead to get in the playoffs, can’t really afford to lose.

That’s why I’m picking the Falcons, who are minus-2.5 in the Yahoo Pro Football Pick’em and minus-3 in the Westgate SuperContest. It’s nothing against the Vikings. I just like the Falcons, who are getting hot at the right time.

Atlanta Falcons wide receiver Julio Jones is coming off a big game against the Buccaneers. (AP)

Here are the against-the-spread picks for Week 13 of the NFL season.

SUPERCONTEST

Chiefs (-3.5) over Jets: The Chiefs are in a slump, but let’s not overreact. They’re the superior team to the Jets, who might be running out of gas. And if the Chiefs lose this, well, it’s really time to panic. (The line is minus-3 in the Yahoo Pro Football Pick’em.)

Saints (-4) over Panthers: I’d feel better about this pick if I knew cornerback Marshon Lattimore would play, and be close to 100 percent. If he is playing and takes out Devin Funchess, who else will catch the ball for the Panthers? Even without Lattimore, I think the Saints should win at home.

Cardinals (+7) over Rams: The Cardinals are tough to predict, but last week’s win over Jacksonville was a good one. I’m not buying into the Blaine Gabbert hype, but I still think they can give the Rams a game. (The line is plus-7.5 in the Yahoo Pro Football Pick’em.)

Seahawks (+6) over Eagles: The last time the Seahawks were a home underdog? Oct. 14, 2012, according to OddsShark. And they beat the Patriots 24-23 in that game (the “U Mad Bro?” game). The Seahawks haven’t lost three home games in a season since 2008, when Pete Carroll was coaching Mark Sanchez at USC. I know the Eagles have looked great. I know the Seahawks’ injury issues. I also know that I’m not ready to take a road favorite at Seattle. (The line is plus-5.5 in the Yahoo Pro Football Pick’em.)

And here are the rest of the picks …

Redskins (-1) over Cowboys (picked Thursday): Whoops. On the Cowboys’ suddenly revived playoff hopes, they need some help starting right now. If the Falcons and Panthers win this week, the Cowboys will be three games behind Carolina and two games and the tiebreaker behind Atlanta for a wild-card spot. With four games to go, that’s not happening.

Patriots (-10) over Bills: The Patriots have covered the spread five weeks in a row, are 40-6 in their last 46 December games and are 24-3 in their last 27 games against the Bills with an average margin of victory of 16.3 points according to OddsShark. And the Patriots are looking like we expected the Patriots to look. I’m not jumping in front of that train.

49ers (+3) over Bears: I really think Jimmy Garoppolo plays well and the 49ers get a nice boost from that. The Bears have been much better at home, but I think the 49ers get a win here.

Packers (off) over Buccaneers: Yet again, I’m buying in the “Brett Hundley has turned a corner!” stuff. Didn’t work out the last time, when they got shut out by the Ravens. There’s no way I’d pick a Packers game the rest of the season if I didn’t pick every game.

Texans (+7.5) over Titans: I can’t believe how soft the Titans’ schedule has been lately. Here’s another game they should win easily, yet they’ll probably need a fourth-quarter touchdown to pull out a three-point win that’s far tougher than it should be. That’s what they do.

Broncos (pick) over Dolphins: To think, a few months ago this game looked like it would be pretty fun. I’ve seen Brock Osweiler, and I’ve seen Paxton Lynch, and while Trevor Siemian might not be great he’s better than either of the other options for Denver.

Jaguars (-10.5) over Colts: The first three times Jacksonville lost this season, they came back with a blowout win. The combined score of those three games after a Jaguars loss was 101-16. One of those games was a 27-0 win at the Colts. The Jaguars will bounce back again.

Lions (+2.5) over Ravens: The Lions are 4-1 on the road this season. That might not mean a ton, but it means they’re at least confident on the road, and I’ll trust them to outscore the low-flying Ravens offense.

Browns (+15) over Chargers: One of these weeks, the Browns have to cover. Amazingly, even with everyone in the world (including Vegas) knowing this is the worst team in the NFL, the Browns have failed to cover in nine of their last 10 according to OddsShark.

Raiders (-8.5) over Giants: You have to assume, from the outpouring of support for Eli Manning, that the players within the locker room also are confused and/or upset about how Manning was treated. They had already shown signs that they don’t want to play for coach Ben McAdoo anymore. I think this might be an epic lay-down by the Giants.

Bengals (+5.5) over Steelers: The Steelers look like champions at home, and they’re not the same team on the road. It’s scary to back the Bengals, but you could have worse strategies than fading the Steelers on the road.

Last week: 7-9 Season to date: 94-78-5 SuperContest: 3-2 last week, 32-25-3 season to date

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Frank Schwab is the editor of Shutdown Corner on Yahoo Sports. Have a tip? Email him at shutdown.corner@yahoo.com or follow him on Twitter! Follow @YahooSchwab

[legos-lass]

@astrolindsey​ u dont have to read all of this youre my fiance and ik you love me already

1. Favorite (Reprise)

honestly part of your old (reprise) from the little mermaid (alan menken) just THOSE HIGH NOTES MMM. i love theres a fine fine line (reprise) from avenue q cuz its adorable but it is like two lines so.

2. already answered

3. If you could go back in time to see a certain production, which one would it be?

AMERICAN IDIOT WHEN BILLIE WAS ST. JIMMY. NO EXPLANATION NEEDED.

4. Who should write a musical?

i would watch the shit out of an existentialist comedic musical written by bo burnham. hes so hilarious and his songs are so catchy sjiowehefhe.

5. The routine you recreate when home alone:

every. part. of. one. day. more. from. les. mis. simultaneously.my bio used to be something like “my main hobby is recreating all eight parts of one day more by myself” and it is still true. but also hello! from bom but it fails miserably because i try to act out all the parts oof ouch.

6. A duet you’d love to perform and with whom.

if you were gay from avenue q with me as rod and john tartaglia as nicky. now hear me out ik john is supposed to be rod and rick lyon is supposed to be nicky but 1. rod is like My Role™ and as much as i also love rick, john was my fave member of the obc and ik he can do different voices well so...yeah hes gonna be nicky now so i can sing with him.

7. A musical everyone can learn from.

here we go again but avenue q. wowie zowie i like went through a midlife crisis the first time i listened to it but for now actually? changed? my? life? and everyones a little bit racist i mean cmon read my bio. theres so much about it that is so useful even if it seems a bit pessimistic. also elder price from bom learning to use his mission to actually help others and not just to be treated really well if heaven is some good shit but avenue q wins cuz i wasnt religious to begin with.

8. already answered

9. Favorite person to play (insert role)

okay well im gonna fill this in myself and say elder price and say MY BOY THE ETERNALLY PERFECT NIC ROULEAU I CANT BELIEVE I GOT TO SEE HIM ON BROADWAY AND MEET HIM!!!

10. Best digital #ham4ham

uhhhh well like i said in my last post i dont like hamilton really so i have no idea what this means sorry

11. Make up a name and the ingredients for a Waitress pie.

okay well ive only just started listening to waitress and im not nearly as creative with names (or passive aggressive with them) as jenna but uh i really like chocolate pie but ive never seen a nutella one so. yeah that sounds delicious. the name would be something about remington leith idk.

12. already answered

theres no 13 i guess cuz it is unlucky lmao

14. Express your love for the orchestras!

*inhales* GOD THE ORCHESTRA JUST MAKES THE MUSICAL. GO LISTEN TO ANY SONG FROM LES MIS AND TRY NOT TO GET CHILLS FROM THE INSTRUMENTALS I DARE YOU.

15. Favorite musical written by (insert composer, lyricist)

well lynz youre a FOOL and didnt send me a composer or lyricist so im just gonna reiterate that i love les mis it has been my favorite musical for so many years and i cant believe that my friend ryan saw it on broadway and i didnt.

16. Which part (or parts) do you sing in One Day More?

but especially my love eponine

17. A line that never fails to make you laugh.

runs to get my official avenue q script that i spent $20 on to make sure i get the line perfectly right

rod: well--i have this friend--

christmas eve: nicky?

r: no no--another friend. and i think he has a very big problem. i think--ithink my friend is (whispers) gay

ce: what wrong with that? you know rod. gay people make major contribution ro art and philosophy and literature for many hundreds of years now

r: but my friend isnt an artist--hes a republican. and an investment banker.

ce: ew. well tell him to stay in closet then. he good for nothing.

r: (a moment) ...well okay! great! thanks for the advice!

ce: yeah i wouldnt want a friend like that!

r: thanks again!

ce: bye now (she goes inside)

rod: bye bye! (beat. to the audience) ...shit.

18. An upcoming production you’re excited for.

DEAR EVAN HANSEN US TOUR

19. Do you have any funny misheard lyrics from a showtune?

yknow im sure i do but i cannot think of any right now...all i can think of is i used to think (on my own) “the trees are full of starlight” was “the tree’s are fluff’s delight” i have no idea what that means but it made sense to my young mind

20. A musical you would NEVER see with your parents.

avenue q. hahahahahahaha no puppet sex with rebecca and michael. but lets be honest my mum wants to go back to the city to see it off broadway since only i got to see it and if shes gonna buy me a ticket im totally seeing it again idc.

21. Musicals can introduce you to new cultures, interests, fancy words and so on. Name 3 things you’ve learned form musicals.

bom: literally everything i know about the church of jesus christ of latter day saints is from this musical except for polyamory and salt lake city.

hamilton: alexander was NOT a president. i really dont care about us history whoops

les mis: I Learned Im Not Straight Because Of Samantha Barks

22. Favorite OBC.

avenue q mmmmm love u john tartaglia

23. Cast recording you know by heart.

les mis movie sountrack i literally have like 98% of this musical memorized

24. Cast recording for a long car ride.

grease (movie soundtrack) is a bop and my whole family likes it *fingerguns*

25. Favorite Miscast performance.

i havent listened to too many and ik this one doesnt really count but idc cuz i love it. nic rouleau singing go the distance from hercules is my sexuality.

26. already answered

27. Showtune of the day:

im gonna go with two by two from bom cuz im listening to it right now and suidfuesrf it just kills me -the fucking chicken waddling walk ass choreography -WE ARE THE ARMY OF THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST oflatterdaysaints -ORLANDOOOOO I LOVE YA ORLANDOOOO -PUTT putt golfINGGGGG -arnold: thats me thats me hello. kevin: oh. hi! in the most fucking “:)” voice ever

28.  Who would play you in a musical about your life?

i would hope samantha barks (les mis 25th anniversary and movie eponine) cuz we have similar ranges and shes so beautiful and she is my Favorite Theatre Actress

29. Who would play your best friend in a musical about your life?

im gonna go with dana steingold (ave q current kate/lucy) really for no other reason than shes adorable and has a versatile voice and seems really sweet. i feel like we would be friends in real life.

30.  Who would play your romantic interest in a musical about your life?

honestly like maybe ben durocher (ave q current princeton/rod)? idk he just has a voice that i love and looks adorable in his glasses

31. already answered

32. Describe yourself with 3 musical theatre characters.

eponine from les mis (what a surprise), kate monster from avenue q, sophie from mamma mia

33. A character that inspires you to be better. (does la la land count? im counting it) mia from la la land cuz she has a similar personality to me but less Anxiety which ends up helping her achieve her dream. i want to be like that

34. A showtune that always puts you in a good mood. bend and snap from legally blonde idk it’s just so fun and makes me feel confident it is nice

35. A showtune that makes you feel melancholic. there are worse things i could do from grease

36. Best showstopper. i believe from bom oh my gosh when i heard nic rouleau sing it live for the first time i had GOOSEBUMPS and it has just the right amount of humor to bootedit: OH JUST KIDDING LOVE U BOM BUT DEFINITELY BEING ALIVE FROM COMPANY OH Y GOD. I CANT CHOOSE BETWEEN NEIL PATRICK HARRISS’ VERSION AND RAUL ESPARZA’S THEY BOTH GIVE ME SHIVERS

37. A place you consider to be your Santa Fe. this must be from a musical i havent seen? idk well it looks really beautiful and not very busy so i guess...oakland? it feels like home to me

38. The name of the prettiest theater you’ve been to. eugene o’neill theatre (bom on broadway) was lovely. i had standing room only tickets so i didnt really get to experience it cuz i was stuck in the back under the mezzanine (still great view though) but i looked around a bit during intermission and the was very royal looking and they had a nice bar area upstairs with CHAIRS I COULD USE

39. The most intense scene from a musical. mmm thats tough. from the little ive seen of moulin rouge so far the tango de roxanne part looks really crazy. so is the cell block tango from chicago. or honestly a LOT of american idiot...i love how badass letterbomb is

40. A great cover of a showtune: i really love this male cover of maybe this time from cabaret (i found this thanks to hetalia 2p!america fanart lmao)

41. Put your phone on suffle and write the first 2 showtunes that appear. 1. master of the house from les mis (10th anniversary)2. mamma mia from mamma mia (original cast)

42. Best design of a Playbill. i love effective minimalism so once

[litlifeseries-blog]

Chapter One: Bella

“No one knew what was coming their way.”

Isabella looked at her computer with such disappointment, that’s, the best you could come up with, really? Isabella, or Bella, was a great writer but for some reason she was struggling to write this paper - she was writing so many different papers and this one was literally the worst. “Oh my gosh!! WHY IS THIS EVEN AN ASSIGNMENT,” Bella screamed to no one, “it’s literally the worst topic ever.”

Bella looked at the one line typed on her MacBook Pro and sighed. If she didn’t love writing so much she would have stopped writing papers for other people a long time ago; she didn’t do it for the money she did it because she loved writing. No one knew that she was writing for other people not even her best friends Monica and Heaven and that’s how she wanted to keep it.

Bella got up from her desk and looked around her room. Her room screamed, I was fourteen when I chose all of this, and she hated every bit of it. Her stomach turned every time she looked at her puke green walls, her room had such potential but for now it was horrible. Who would’ve thought three laters Isabella would start to hate everything about her room - well, not everything, she loved her desk, her computer, and her beautiful southern-style canopy bed. She looked around her room until her eyes locked with her laptop screen. “Shit. I have to finish this,” and she sat down and started spewing out some lines determined to get the paper finished. An hour later she was finally finished and was ready to enjoy her weekend. 

Bella lived in one of those mc-mansions everyone wished they had. For someone who lived like a celebrity, she was very humble. Her house laid on a huge plot of land, three stories high and the backyard looked like it was straight out of a magazine. Bella walked down her grand stairs and went to the kitchen where her dad, Tennessee, was playing with their Australian Cattle dog, Bo. “Sweetheart, I thought you were out with ya girlfriends! It’s not good to be cooped up in that room of yours.” Tennessee’s voice boomed through the room; he had the best Texan accent and reminded everyone of Mr. Incredible. Bella got attacked by Bo who apparently didn’t know she was home either, “who’s a good boy, yes Bo it’s you it’s you.” Bo was a dog model/actor and had the best and cutest smile. “C’mere Bo,” Tennessee called out, and Bo obediently ran to his master. Bella started towards the fridge and finally responded to her dad, “yeah it’s definitely not good to be cooped up in that mucus-green stained room of mine. I thought I was going crazy up there, Daddy!” Tennessee laughed at his daughters response, whenever he mentions her room she hints to a renovation. Bella made a face at her father, part serious but mostly joking. Bella loved her dad and he loved her even more. Not that parents actually say it but Bella was Tennessee’s favorite and it showed. Bella has four other siblings, two older and two younger and she was the middle child. Bella sat at the island and ate a fruit cup and her dad continued to play with Bo. I guess I should text the girls and see what’s up with them, she thought. 

Bella loved her friends. She had a great group of people in her life, but her best friends were everything to her. Monica, Heaven, and Bella did everything together and it’s all thanks to their families. Tennessee and Haiden, Bella’s mom, went to college with Heaven and Monica’s parents. They all went to Alabama, the guys all played football and the ladies were in the same sorority, the parent’s relationship are the ultimate #couplesgoal. Bella pulled up her group chat with Heaven and Monica and started to type. “Lemme see what these bitches are up to,” she thought aloud. “Bella!” She looked at her dad, she had completely forgotten that he was in the room. Her face turned red, “sorry Daddy!” He laughed and retreated to his den.

Bella: hey y’all *kissy-face emoji*

Bella thought about those papers she had written. Bleh, I hate doing this but at the same time I don’t. Bella’s phone vibrated and made a *ding* noise, her girls had hit her up.

Monica: hey betchhhh we’re coming to pick ya up be there in 10

Bella smiled, she was ready to see her girls. She threw out her fruit cup and ran upstairs to gussy up before she hit the town. She knew 10 minutes really meant 30 minutes with Monica because that girl was never on-time. Bella brushed her teeth, put some eyeliner on and curled her lashes and then put on her favorite lip gloss. Bella was naturally beautiful, the girl could wear a potato sack and she would still look good. Since it was the end of April it was still a little chilly in Lubbock. Bella threw on a pair of ripped jeans, a plain white crew neck top, and her chestnut Uggs. Bella normally had curly hair but she recently had it done; her locks were slick, long, and dark. She looked at herself and smiled, then quickly frowned. She forgot her most cherished possession, her grandfathers cross. She ran to her vanity and placed the necklace on its rightful place.

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

Bella grabbed her gigantic Louis Vuitton purse, ran down the stairs and called out to her dad, “bye, Daddy, love you see you later!” “Wait, wait,” Tennessee’s deep voice echoed from his den, “now wait a minute here,” his hand reaching for his wallet. “Take that and have some fun baby girl.”Her dad always gave her some money whenever she left the house, she really didn’t have to work a day in her life, things were always good for her, well some things but that was another story.

Bella came outside and screamed. “OH MY GODDDD!!” Monica and Heaven were in a white Jeep Wrangler with the roof and doors off; Heaven finally got her new car. The three girls screamed in excitement. Heaven had been waiting for this car for months, her parents didn’t seem like they were going to buy it for her. The girls had been driving Monica’s older sister’s, Brittany, old Prius, needless to say they were happy to be out of that deathtrap. Tennessee and Bo came outside to see what all of the excitement was about, and let out a big, happy yee-haw when he saw the Jeep. “’Ol Jethro got ya that Jeep! Well look at that y’all are riding in style.”Bella jumped into the car and Tennessee walked over to the drivers side. He threw a couple of coins on the floor of the Jeep and gave Heaven $50 for gas. “Y’all behave now and have fun!” The girls started to loop around the Abraham’s massive driveway and waived goodbye to Tennessee and Bo. SZA’s ‘Normal Girl’ blasted from the Jeep’s Bose speakers and the girls sang like they were SZA.

When these girls linked up, it was the best vibes. The old saying, two’s company three’s a crowd didn’t apply to them. They weren’t only best friends they were sisters. The bond their parents have carried through Bella, Heaven and Monica. Over the music Monica set their agenda, she always had a plan and it was always good. “Okay ladies,” Monica’s best attempt to sound like Beyonce, “now lets get in formaaation. Nails first because these things right here,” she put up her hand to show her still acceptable manicure, “are not hittin’.” They all laughed, to know Monica is to know how much she loves her hands and nails - she swears she could be a hand model one day. Monica continued, “and then I figured either food or dessert, or both,” a huge smile came across all of their faces, they loved dessert. “Oh! and I invited Toby and some of the guys.” Heaven whooped out in excitement, “LIT!” Migos’ ‘Bad and Boujee’ came on and the three sang in unison.

After their nails the girls went to their favorite hibachi restaurant where they met up with Toby, Kingston, Raider, Jimmy, and Logan. Toby and Monica were the type of couple that didn’t label themselves (yawn), Raider was Monica’s twin brother, and the other guys were just some of the other guys. Raider gave Bella and Heaven a hug and him and Monica did their weird twin greeting they always did. Toby and Monica shared a little peck, they weren’t into PDA (unless they’re drunk) and the group appreciated it. The stood outside while they waited to be seated, and boyyy were they ready to eat.

[ji-chi]

Everyone that episode of Gotham:

Oswald: :(

Oswald: Where is my Eddie-bean?

Tarquin: Hi Oswald!! Hi!! I'm your new chief of staff I'm trying my very best to please you hi!!!!

Oswald: >:( You're not my Eddie bean, you suck.

Jim: lol gonna turn up at the funeral of the guy I murdered and make sure his mob boss father sees me lol

Harvey: Jim can you pls make a good wise decision once in your life I am literally begging you

Zsasz: Hi Jimmy lol why don't you ever lock your door?

Jim: what the fuck

Zsasz: anyway I'm gonna kill you, sucks lol, bye

Jim: what the fuck

Tarquin: Hi Oswald hi!!! I got you a TV appearance please love me!!!!

Oswald: >:(

Oswald: Unless my Eddie-bean's going to be there, I don't care.

Ghostie Elijah: BOO!

Oswald: Aaah!

Maria: Hey Alfred ~

Alfred: *heart eyes*

Selina: ugh, my Mum's flirting with my Dadfred, gross

Bruce: *is a smol angel*

The Actual Gotham Fandom: JErome is tHE BEST I love him SO M UCH ugh WHEN IS HE COMING BACK IT SUCKS WITHOUT HIM

Harvey: what the fuck

Jim: jerome's not even that great lol

The Actual Gotham Fandom: hOW D A R E ???????????

Jim: oh shit run

Zsasz: Hey Jimmy bae ~

Jim: OH SHIT

Sleepy Oswald: zzzzzzzz I am snooze

Ghostie Elijah: don't trust the birthday boy!

Sleepy Oswald: who dat tho

Falcone: Jim must die!

Lee: Yes! Jim must die!

Lee: ...

Lee: .......

Lee: *ariel voice* bUT DADDY I LOVE HIM

Falcone: ffs fine

Oswald: Another day, another struggle without my Eddie-bean. :(

Tarquin: Hi Oswald hi!!!!!! It's my birthday!!!! I got cake!!!!!! Do you want cake? :D

Oswald: !

Oswald: *snoopin in Tarquin's office, v. sneak*

Oswald: *finds rotting corpse* That's my daddy dearest! Looking as handsome as ever!

Tarquin: Hi Oswald hi!!!!! Looking through my cupboards there? :D You can take any of my personal belongs you want if it'll make you love me!!!!!!

Oswald: >:( *beats Tarquin to a bloody pulp*

Tarquin: This has got to be in the top five worst birthdays of my life :(

Oswald: Welp, time to go on TV. Without my Eddie-bean. :(

Interviewer: So, I heard you used to kill people?

Oswald: Yah, like five minutes ago hahahahaha I mean what

Ghostie Elijah: ffs Ozzie why do I have to clean up all your mess?

Oswald: whoops gotta go bye

Interviewer: what the fuck

Camera crew: what the fuck

People watching at home: what the fuck

Snedward (snake Edward): heheheh i'm so evil and sneaky

Snedward (snake Edward): I made him look like an idiot on live TV

Babs: no offence Edwin Mystery or whatever the fuck your name is but i think he would've managed that without your interference, the guy looks like an idiot every time he leaves his house

Snedward (snake Edward): shush i'm sneaky and evil

*CREDITS ROLL*

[sleeping-potatoe]

Everyone that episode of Gotham:

Oswald: :(

Oswald: Where is my Eddie-bean?

Tarquin: Hi Oswald!! Hi!! I'm your new chief of staff I'm trying my very best to please you hi!!!!

Oswald: >:( You're not my Eddie bean, you suck.

Jim: lol gonna turn up at the funeral of the guy I murdered and make sure his mob boss father sees me lol

Harvey: Jim can you pls make a good wise decision once in your life I am literally begging you

Zsasz: Hi Jimmy lol why don't you ever lock your door?

Jim: what the fuck

Zsasz: anyway I'm gonna kill you, sucks lol, bye

Jim: what the fuck

Tarquin: Hi Oswald hi!!! I got you a TV appearance please love me!!!!

Oswald: >:(

Oswald: Unless my Eddie-bean's going to be there, I don't care.

Ghostie Elijah: BOO!

Oswald: Aaah!

Maria: Hey Alfred ~

Alfred: *heart eyes*

Selina: ugh, my Mum's flirting with my Dadfred, gross

Bruce: *is a smol angel*

The Actual Gotham Fandom: JErome is tHE BEST I love him SO M UCH ugh WHEN IS HE COMING BACK IT SUCKS WITHOUT HIM

Harvey: what the fuck

Jim: jerome's not even that great lol

The Actual Gotham Fandom: hOW D A R E ???????????

Jim: oh shit run

Zsasz: Hey Jimmy bae ~

Jim: OH SHIT

Sleepy Oswald: zzzzzzzz I am snooze

Ghostie Elijah: don't trust the birthday boy!

Sleepy Oswald: who dat tho

Falcone: Jim must die!

Lee: Yes! Jim must die!

Lee: ...

Lee: .......

Lee: *ariel voice* bUT DADDY I LOVE HIM

Falcone: ffs fine

Oswald: Another day, another struggle without my Eddie-bean. :(

Tarquin: Hi Oswald hi!!!!!! It's my birthday!!!! I got cake!!!!!! Do you want cake? :D

Oswald: !

Oswald: *snoopin in Tarquin's office, v. sneak*

Oswald: *finds rotting corpse* That's my daddy dearest! Looking as handsome as ever!

Tarquin: Hi Oswald hi!!!!! Looking through my cupboards there? :D You can take any of my personal belongs you want if it'll make you love me!!!!!!

Oswald: >:( *beats Tarquin to a bloody pulp*

Tarquin: This has got to be in the top five worst birthdays of my life :(

Oswald: Welp, time to go on TV. Without my Eddie-bean. :(

Interviewer: So, I heard you used to kill people?

Oswald: Yah, like five minutes ago hahahahaha I mean what

Ghostie Elijah: ffs Ozzie why do I have to clean up all your mess?

Oswald: whoops gotta go bye

Interviewer: what the fuck

Camera crew: what the fuck

People watching at home: what the fuck

Snedward (snake Edward): heheheh i'm so evil and sneaky

Snedward (snake Edward): I made him look like an idiot on live TV

Babs: no offence Edwin Mystery or whatever the fuck your name is but i think he would've managed that without your interference, the guy looks like an idiot every time he leaves his house

Snedward (snake Edward): shush i'm sneaky and evil

*CREDITS ROLL*