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love to think that Whatever is up w jacket in payday applies to the fans too like bain catches word of five more mask wearing weirdos making slaughterhouses out of local banks or whatever and is just like Man.
#gets ahold of some security footage to watch w dallas and the whole time they just lose their shit over the fans' dramatics#jacket watches like five minutes b4 he has to step out embarrassed over it LOL#its gayday fellows#OH thays an old tag......
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just drank a nasty juice so im allowed to payday post. wolf is genuinely one of my favorite heisters now like the concept of a friendly swedish man who had a secure job in software shit+a family just SNAPPING one day+going on to rob banks w knowledge he got solely from movies is so good i love him so much
#bee.txt#its gayday fellows#oughfhd thats an old tag lol#im trying 2 figure out jow 2 draw him rn and i feel like that LOVE GRIP picture#the favs are. houston+jacket+wolf theyre all so GOOD#if i didnt count jacket bc payday isnt actually hia game then uh. sydney or sokol#idiot rights!
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my names max and welcome to clowntown dc
#im........... dying these are so bad but so GOOD at the same time#MY own greasy gay hands made these THESE are all culmative of my magnum opus#payday 2#its gayday fellows#guess what! its bad edit time
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houston, trying his hardest to interact with the new heister around the safehouse: heya jacket what you doing??
jacket, hardly looking up from his oldass gameboy to click a button on his recorder: Identity theft is a means often employed to gain financial advantage or undo access to someone else's assets or prestige. In some rare cases of ongoing identity theft, it may lead to the thief actually losing touch with their own identity, effectively a kind of schizophrenic insanity.
houston: wh
houston: hey
#jackets line for houston in the safehouse is SOLID and i love it#payday 2#fake texas ghost#its gayday fellows
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dallas: mentions literally anything that would put houston and hoxton in the same room
the two of them at the same time:
#JGFDHHH DJJFDJJ BAD POST MAX#fuckin..........theyre too into their little feud to give each other a chance ghfdjjgf#im half awake chugging this lukewarm rootbeer im running on full speed right now babey!!!!!! !#its gayday fellows#payday 2#yeah this post is bad enough to put in the actual tag if i dont post anymore its because a Serious Fan killed me in my sleep#or i hired a deep web hitman on myself when i woke up and had to look at this in an actual clear state of mind#fake texas ghost
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some hoxton emotions
holla holla get dolla $$$$
about to hurl
smug fuck
gun
smug fuck+gun
blurry and angry
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houstons got like. three friends on facebook its just dallas chains and a cousin he hasnt talked to for five years
#guess what! its bad edit time#payday 2#crawling out of my awful hole in the ground to drop this in the tag before keeling over and Dying#fake texas ghost#overkill rang me up personally to confirm this boys It Is Canon Get Your Canon Houston Facts Here#anyways ! his username is trcknnfckn because he couldnt think of one and let sydney choose it#its. trucking and fucking#its gayday fellows
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i made this with my own two greasy hands and now you have to look at it
#GHFDHHGOD BAD POST MAX#ITS GAYDAY FELLOWS#WHIPPED THIS UP OVER THE COURSE OF SCHOOL TODAY AND IT WAS A TRIP#TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS#PAYDAY 2#guess what! its bad edit time
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hey yeah what the FUCK
#oh shit thats mister payday right there!#payday 2#this was the most horrifying shit look at them and their shitty clasped hands#im trying................... to heist i dont need eldritch monstrosities hanging out#its gayday fellows
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angry boy
#this is like. the funniest shit cause you instantly know hox is about to try and punch jimmys very soul out of existence#like whoop........ bye jimmy!#payday 2#its gayday fellows
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hey
#payday 2#icant fuckin wait to waste all my money on the dlc bundle justto play as sokol its gonna be GREAT lads#its gayday fellows
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sometimes you just gotta
#payday 2#i love..................... him so uch#look at that POSE hes got some fresh looks going on#fake texas ghost#its gayday fellows
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me, jerking awake in a cold sweat in the middle of the night: houston fucking said ‘the only person id want to be a slave to is that pretty lady over there’ in the web series in reference to how the 1st world bank was extorting the public houston actually fucking said that shit
#what am i supposed to do withthis information. what am i supposed to fucking do knowing this shit#i choked when he said that i had to pause the video it was sofucmkiign HGHJDDJ#HE REALLY SAID THAT!! HE REALLY JUST STRAIGHT UP SAID THAT IN FRONT OF CHAINS!!!!#o hmy god i need to like. fucking light some incense in my room or something for remembering that like what a fuckiing TRIP#payday 2#this si the worst post ive ever made if i have to think about this so do you boys because. fuck MAN#houston 'ahhh i love the smell of grease' steele is An Absolute Bottom like bitch! mood#its gayday fellows#ill make an actual good houston post i swear but i was looking through my screenshots and saw some from that scene#where him and chains are playing poker or whatever+talking abt the heist and houston was wearing that leather jacket#and it hit me like a fuckin train i suddenly was enlightened about that line again#fake texas ghost
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look look look dallas is into country music he listens to johnny cash and jimmy dean and all those big old singers his favorite songs probably either cashs i hung my head or his uhhhhhh cocaine blues and my cold hard facts to back this up is that BOP of a song that plays in the intro of the dentist trailer
#simon viklund is a fucking POWERFUL man drifting is such a ........ good son.....g..........#i really like the flames of love and lets break the rules too#but yeah dallas 100% rocks out to johnny cash and whenever houston goes out with him he has to suffer through listening to it in the car#its gayday fellows
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alright dallas appreciation post of the day i cant fuckin believe he works at a bank like. thats nathan steeles life he Works At First World Bank hes a manager there like he somehow got the schooling or managed to forge his way to getting that position and thats just. the wildest shit right there but its so dallas get you a man who robs banks and works at them at the same time
#its gayday fellows#im starting to get real mushy over dallas ough ehs just a Quality Dude#his sense of fashion ?? absolutely awful have you seen his suits and his blue shirt ingame and his pink shirt in the webseries#one thing thats kind of weird with him is. how he says its been two years since hes done a heist in the tutorial of payday 2#so like did he stop heisting when hox was caught and after he got houston on the team because that doesnt make sense#with him showing up in the web series which was before hox got let out#and in like. the dentist trailer too bc the way the dentist talks to him makes it sound like dallas is still an active part of the gang#its just kind of confounding you know ?? it doesnt make sense or fit into the timeline at all
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