#like when does one close requests because I honeslty have now idea what to do LOL

[dutifullyshamelessearthquake]

Cyno Thought I had at work today- 5 times Cyno ate something he shouldn’t have and didn't get sick as a dog, and one time he flew too close to the sun…

this isn’t a request or anything it’s just something I thought would be funny to think about lol. The various things through out their relationships that Cyno has eaten and tighnari is just…waiting for it to destroy him. Maybe checking in on him extra cuz “there is no way he ate that gas station sushi and feels fine??” Or! Like with each example, he gets away with it but with more and more side effects? Like the first two he Eats something sus and is fine no issues. The next one, he’s fine, but like maybe a little bloated, but he’s fine and it doesn’t seem to bother him. The fourth one he actually feels kinda gross after but it doesn’t make him sick at all and he’s still cracking jokes even tho Nari is like plz just rest??? And then ofc the fifth one is where all hell breaks loose. Idk I feel like there could be many shenanigans here to play with 🤣

also know you mostly write modern au but i could also see this working in canon au. Through out his travels Cyno comes back to nari and they do their normal check up post mission. Cyno reports what he’s had to eat and nari is just *surprised pikachu* sometimes the stuff he eats(old rations, bugs, mushrooms that probably are safer Cooked but I guess he gets away with it??) has him not having much of an appetite later or other minor symptoms but like..he doesn’t have the massively negative response Tighnari would be expecting. Until the fifth case, where Cyno stumbles home practically green…

I think it would be funny too if he’s fine eating all this weird stuff for survival, random plants and insects or whatever and the thing that gets him ends up being something very normal 😅 nari is ready to prepare all the antidotes for the surly hyper toxic mushroom he ate but nope. He just ate some bad tofu or something

there are Honeslty so many possibilities as to how one could tackle it too!! But that’s all for now byeeee

Alright I absolutely love this! It fits my interpretation of Cyno so well, it's so silly, but I love it. The thought of Tighnari just growing increasingly exasperated because Cyno's repeatedly getting away with eating the most bizarre things.

"Did you really just drink half a carton of expired milk, Cyno you're literally lactose intolerant??"

I love that. And I love the idea of sometimes he's fine, other times he might feel a little off or have a minor side effect, but he's still okay. ...until he inevitably isn't.

It's like his body decided "okay I'm done taking all the weird crap you put in my, I'm going to angrily rebel now."

Tighnari is torn, because he wants to gently scold Cyno and tell him I told you so, but he also just. wants to comfort him. because Cyno is really not feeling well.

He definitely gives him a gentle bonk when he's recovered though, and Cyno has to sit through a lecture about being more careful about what he eats. (But does he actually learn? Maybe for a month. Then the risk taking starts again, because this is Cyno we're speaking of.)

Also THAT LASR SCENARIO!! Modern au is my speciality but I absolutely adore that concept and I will be thinking about it a ton. Poisoning attempts, strange plants and insects, the most questionable shit, Cyno's body weathers them all, but a case of regular old food poisoning is what bests him.

I want to scream about this more but it is getting very late where I am and I should go to bed if I want to not feel like a corpse at work tomorrow. But I will rant about this again because I absolutely love this silly boy and his silly life choices and the consequences they come with.

[write-haikyuu]

helloo um if u don’t mind me asking, what’s on ur to do list for the blog 👉👈 i’m just curious UwU

Hi there! 

Well, I don’t really have much of a todo list bc I don’t really know how high the demand for my posts is LOL. As of right now, I have about 10 requests pending and I’m trying to get through at least 2-3 done per week. :) I’m also working on some scenarios (e.g Kita, Daichi, and Kiyoko) on the side, but that’s pretty much gets pushed back as more requests come in. Finals are about to start for me... so it looks like I will be posting more frequently once that’s over. Thanks for being patient and waiting. I really appreciate everyone on here for checking in on me <3 

[film-in-my-soul]

Walk You Home - Richie Tozier/Reader

Paring: Richie Tozier/Reader

Word Count: 836

Warnings: None

Request: Anon: Sorry I sent this to the wrong blog, won't happen again 🌼 Imagine Richie seeing the reader home and desperately trying to get them to like him. Maybe he does silly voices and says stupid things and it doesn't really work out, but in the end they get the idea that he has a crush on them. Pretty please, my favourite writer, I need fluff~

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Because you weren’t specific with the gender I did a neutral gender if that’s alright.

I’m sorry if it’s not super long, honeslty I’m shit at dialouge and Richie is almost alllll dialouge so I’m so sorry. :/

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Y/N hiked their backpack up on their shoulder as they exited the school, students weaving around them like fish, a steady stream of constant movement. It had been a long day and more than anything the youngster wanted to get home, do their homework, eat and then sleep, in that order. What Y/N hadn’t been expecting was Richie Tozier, in all his gangly, flailing glory, to hop out in front of them like some kind of madman.

Y/N jumped back, a surprised exclamation barely held down as they realized who it was that had scared them. Y/N rolled their eyes but true anger wasn’t anywhere in their expression. Really, it was such a Richie thing to do that Y/N wasn’t even surprised. That being said, they weren’t exactly in the mood for whatever he’d stopped them for.

As Y/N was about to say just as much Richie bowed low at his waist and held an arm out as though he were some kind of noblemen.

“Might I walk you to your humble abode fair maiden?” The voice he was using could only be described as ridiculous, somewhere caught between ye olde English and maybe British. Y/N snorted and shook their head.

“I’m no maiden Richie,” somehow, even after the day that they’d had Y/N was already started to feel a bit better. They brushed past Richie and spoke as they went, “but yeah, I could use the company.” Y/N threw a smile over their shoulder and Richie scrambled to collect himself and follow.

“Many thanks!” He cheered, once more in the voice he’d used before. Y/N shook their head in amusement as the two of them left the school parking lot and headed toward the residential area of Derry. One of the bonuses of living in such a  small town was that everything was within at least fifteen minutes of everything else by foot.

About ten minutes into the walk Y/N isn’t sure if they want to strangle the boy or bust a gut. Richie had cycled through at least eight different voice, all of which (aside from a pretty decent Scarface impression) was completely laughable. He’d also let loose a volley of wildly inappropriate jokes that had Y/N’s cheeks flushing, shoving the boy in a playful manner to get him to stop.

Richie had lapsed into silence.

Y/N was left with own thoughts in the peace and quiet, calm now more than they had been once school had let out. It was strange that Richie had offered to walk them home, sometimes they hung out in the library when they shared a free period or ate lunch together with the rest of Richie’s friends, one and a while they even hung out at the arcade on the weekend but Richie had never once asked to walk them home before.

An idea prickled in Y/N’s mind, causing them to side eye Richie while he wasn’t looking at them. His cheek did seem a bit flustered and he looked like he was thinking about something rather intently, hands fidgeting at his sides. Richie’s gaze shifted over to Y/N and their eyes met. As though he’d been caught doing something he wasn’t supposed to Richie snapped his head back so he was looking pointedly in front of him.

Something fluttered in Y/N’s stomach as realization dawned.

Richie Tozier had a crush on them.

By the time the thought had completely solidified they reached Y/N’s house. They both paused at the closed threshold of the home. Richie and Y/N both paused, the boy scuffing his sneaker against the pavement before his goofy expression overtook his face and he bowed again.

“As promised, I’ve returned thee to thy castle.”

Y/N smiled and made up their mind while Richie returned to his normal stand position.

Y/N leaned forward quickly and pressed their lips to Richie’s cheek and stepped back, a faint smile playing across their mouth as Richie floundered.

“Thank you, good sir,” you teased lightly, twiddling your fingers in a wave goodbye as you turned and opened your door.

“Hey, Y/N!” Richie called from behind them. Y/N turned around with a raised brown, that little grin still in place as they took in the glasses-clad boy’s cherry colored complexion and nervous expression.

“Yeah?” Y/N asked, already having some idea where this was heading.

“Do ya’... did ya’... I mean, would you wanna go see something at the Aladdin Saturday?” The smile on Y/N’s face grew a bit wider.

“Yeah, Richie, that sounds good.” Richie’s expression shifted from anxious to wildly excited in a matter of seconds. When Y/N closed the door behind themselves they could hear a loud cheer as Eddie headed down the road toward his home.

Y/N laughed softly and went to go do homework as planned, looking forward to the date they had that weekend with one Richie Tozier.