#like whay is he. who. what the fuck is going on

[shoezuki]

Thinkin bout Sampo Koski rn as like. His character n what we get of him in honkai star rail and he fucking. He confuses me like. There has to be So Much more to him like

The general vibes of him and especially how other characters treat him is that of comic relief, a punching bag, a goof, just a slick conman causing trouble. It's genuinely difficult NOT to insult him n treat him badly with dialogue options and any time he's even mentioned March 7th hisses at him. He's literally a cryptid in belobog. He's a joke.

But. But. There's his light cone. It makes me insane. It contradicts all of that.

In it he's competent. He's badass. He's omnipotent. He's able to somehow know a sniper from however far away is locked on him and address them specifically.

And even like... in the entire plot of jarilo-vi he's spoken of like he's not much. He's a 4 star character. But he's practically as present as bronya and seele and Gepard and his involvement in the story is ASTRONOMICAL. He has a part in every major event. He's the one who drags the Trailblazers and bronya into the Underworld. He's the one who takes you to svarog, to the overworld again. He gets Natasha and saves you from svarog. He's the first character you ever meet on jarilo.

And he seems to just vanish before you confront cocolia. But no. Sampo is the one who has the last word and wraps up the entire mission on jarilo-vi. He fucking breaks the forth wall. Jarilo-vi both begins and ends with Sampo.

He calls himself shadowy comic relief yet he seemingly orchestrated everything. What is he. What the fuck is he doing. What else is up with him and when will we get more of him. I want to bite into him and tear him apart.

[hauntingblue]

Jayce telling vi she won't make it on her own.... okay mr. projector...

[siinlight]

Sooo funny when my coworker expects us to want to cover his shift when he's "sick" when he was very definitely out all night and literally was doing a drag show last night ???? Like if you work that next day why are you fucking around with substances like boo hoo your fake sick cause your hungover you did that to yourself

[monimccoythings]

Double Trouble

I'm just saying that Wolverines have litters of two-three cubs or so I've heard. This poor man wasn't ready. While I work on my other wips I'll release this short drabble to the world.

tags: slight ooc!Logan (he freaks out a bit), pregnancy fic, f!reader, happy ending.

Twins.

The word repeated itself over and over in his head like a broken record.

You were having twins.

He stared at the screen in utter silence, looking like a fucking idiot. Twins. Two whole ass babies. Two more new additions to the family. He blinked quickly, several times, still not completely processing the news.

It all made sense now, why you looked bigger than the average pregnant woman, why he had heard more than two heartbeats and had rushed you towards the ER thinking that maybe there was something wrong with your hearts.

Fucking hell. He had already mentally prepared himself for one baby, how was he going to manage two?? He was barely an adequate father for Laura, how would he manage with two new babies?? What if he wasn't good enough? What if he was a terrible father? What if they hated him? Whay if YOU hated him? He wouldn't be able to live with that.

He felt a soft hand on his shoulder, someone was calling his name, but the voice looked so far away and drowned by the constant ringing in his ears. The hand shaked his shoulder and he looked up at your face. So pretty, so sweet, his little wife.

She looks concerned.

No.

He doesn't want you concerned. It's not good for the babies. You don't deserve this. You don't deserve to be dragged into his pity party. You were too good for him.

"Logan, it's is going to be okay, alright? I'm here." Your mouth was forming words, but he could barely comprehend them. Had you always smelled so sweet? So enciting? The light from the fluorescent tube was enveloping you like a halo.

Your hand moved from his broad shoulder to his cheek, he found himself leaning into it. He always found confort in your touch, so soft and warm.

"Babe, I know you're scared." He opened his mouht to argue. "No, listen. I know this was unexpected, fuck I'm freaking out myself; we didn't plan for this Logan. But we will pull through together, like always." You gave him your sweetest smile, despite being terrified yourself. He could smell it on you.

Logan gave you a lopsided smile, or at least he tried to. His large hand covered yours. For a couple of seconds it was the two, no, four of you, all alone against the world.

He had always thought of himself as undeserving of love, happy endings weren't made for him. He either outlived them or drove them away. But now, now he had a chance. He could grow as old as he could with you, raise your kids in peace. No one would go after you, no threat against mutantkind would rip you away.

Two, three, four babies, who cared? As terrifying as that sounded he had been given this gift and he got to share it with you. He would manage, you would manage, as you two always did.

His breaths became steadier, much more calm than they had been moments before. Logan's eyes went downwards, to your belly, which was the current home of your future kids. Just the thought of watching them grow and develop filled him with a warm feeling barely known to him.

He didn't know why, but he was sure everything would be alright.

[munsonsprincess11111]

Somethings off

Eddie munson x reader

Summary: Eddie is sat at the lunch table alone with no you in sight. When he goes defensive when yours and his friend's ask where you are they need to get to the bottom of it immediately.

Quiet. Eddie munson was never quiet. But when his friends approached there usual lunch table he was starring off into space. You was no where to be seen so Dustin asked the simple question of "HEY Eddie wheres y/n" Eddie's eyes darted to Dustin like he'd just told him he hates him

"Off sick why should I know." HE answers opening his metal lunch box picking out pieces of popcorn. Usually he'd throw them in the air and attempt to catch them in his mouth. But today he was pushing his food around.

"Usually you know she's your girlfriend was just a question man." Mike answered noticing his annoyance towards Dustin. "It's not my business. I'm noy always stuck up her ass you know." Eddie says to the boys. He closes his lunch box and walks off.

"Were getting to the bottom of thos right?" Dustin askes Mike. "100%"

The next day

"Y/N EXACTLY WHO WE NEED." Dustin yells down the hall at you. Him and Mike running over to you as you switch your books around. You go to say hello but are interrupted by Mike before you can speak.

"Have you seen or spoken to Eddie today?" Mike askes.

"NO I haven't seen or spoken to Eddie today why-"

"What about yesterday?" Dustin askes cutting you off.

"Nope not then either I was off-"

"When was the last time you saw or spoke to Eddie?" Mike interrupts this time

"Uhh last saw him Friday spike to him on the phone on Sunday. What's wrong-" you get cut off by dustin

"How was he-" but you cut him off

"Alright stop cutting me off. What is wrong with you 2 wanna explain what all the questions are about." You ask crossing your arms across your chest.

"Yesterday we asked Eddie where you was and he was pissed when we asked ans said he didn't know cause he's not always stuck up your ass and then stormed off. We tried to talk to him earlier but he ignored us so we wanted to walk to you because Eddie's giving us nothing." Mike says then taking a deep breath

"I was off yesterday cause something happend Saturday and I was hurting. And before you ask. Girl stuff. Eddie was fine then I don't know whats wrong with him." You say closing your locker.

The two boys look at eachother and are thinking. You pick your bag up. "We know where Eddie's parked. Maybe he's in the van and we could go talk to him?" Dustin askes.

You nod and the boys lead the way to where Eddie parked. It was a short walk but the boys blabberd the hole time about whay could've been wrong with Eddie. You decided they should knock incase he was annoyed at you.

Dustin banged on the side door of his van. "Eddie open the door we wanna talk." NO answer. Mike's turn "if you don't open the door were gonna get Gareth and he's way more annoying." Then there's movement from the van

"What the fuck do you two wa-" he cuts himself off when he opens the door snd sees you stood there behind the boys. He stares at you like a 13 year old boy that's just seen his crush up close for the first time.

"I thought-" he tries to speak but you cut him off.

"You thought I was off school for the week so went pissy with everyone?" You ask crossing your arms over your chest.

Eddie nods "that and other stuff but mainly that."

"That's why you didn't answer my calls?"

Eddie nods.

"Your an asshole eds you know that?"

He nods.

"Get your ass out the van."

He jumps out the side door of the van pulling it closed. He pushed Dustin aside using his shoulder and walks the few steps to you. Wrapping his arms around your waist and holding you tight. Your arms go around his neck. "Dads back in town." HE whispers in your ear. You nod your head as you hold Eddie.

"HE wants to see me but I want there when he went to the trailer but he's gonna be after school today." HE whispers again.

"Want me to come to?" You whisper in his ear. His arms tighten around you and he nods burying his face into your neck. "Dustin Mike ill talk to you both tomorrow." The boys get the hint at your words and scurry back off to school.

"WHY didn't you talk to me?" You ask and all you get is a shrug. You let him go and walk to the van. "Wanna go home?" You ask

He walks over opening the door for you tk get in and nods. "Will you take me to the store to get tampons and chocolate first?" You ask smiling up at him.

He let's out a laugh and is smiling. "Ofcourse I will baby." You smile back at him

"There's my boy." You kiss his cheek hoping into the van."

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Eddie's dad's visit wasn't fun. Eddie's leg was bouncing the hole time. But you kept holding his hand and trying to calm him without words. All his dad wanted was his help. Eddie declined. Even after his dad trying to persuade him. Wayne then stepped in. Eddie's dad was rude to Eddie and Wayne. Told Eddie stuff like he was a failure. He's no son of his. And other horrible things.

Now your laying in Eddie's bed with him. His head on your chest. Your arms wrapped around him. One of his legs over your's while one yours is in-between his. "I am so fucking proud of you." You whisper kissing Eddie's head.

"Thank you. For everything. For being there for me the hole time n now. I'm sorry I was an asshole." HE says kissing your chest.

"You had every right to be." You say kissing his head.

"I love you so much." HE says kissing your chest again

"I love you so much too" you mumble kissing his head.

You begin to drift off but then Eddie starts giggling. You open your eyes to see his face.

"What's so funny babe?" You ask looking at him confused. He sniffles his laugh and looks you in the eyes. "I kissed your boob twice." HE says then burying his face into your chest laughing. You try do your best fake disappointed face but your smirking. "Never change Eddie munson. Life would be so boring if you listened to everyone." You say letting out a laugh.

"Trust me didn't change when my dad left fir the 3rd time definitely won't this time or cause people say I'm weird and besides by being a freak it just brings up my bedroom status. Absolute freak in the sheets." HE laughs kissing you boob again making a loud kissing noise.

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The next day you and Eddie walk Into lunch hand in hand and Eddie is all smiles again. He pulls your chair out for you and you sit next to him. He pulls your chair next to him and puts his arm around your shoulder. Dustin and Mike High five eachother. Eddie just rolls his eyes and let's the boys think they made all this happen.

Everyone at the table is chattering. "You know.. " You whisper playing eith Eddie's necklace as he throws popcorn in the air. "What?" HE askes.

"I'm off my period...." You look up at him. He looks down at you. "REALLY?!?" HE half yells and his friends look at you both.

You nod. He shrugs you off of him standing up. He closes his lunch box and picks it up. All your friends are watching him. He grabs you hands and pulls you up. Your barely on your feet as he throws you over his shoulder. "Eddie!" You yelp at his unexpected action.

"Eddie where are you going." Mike askes.

"To have My lunch." HE says turning back to the table.

"You just was sit down." Dustin says looking at Eddie confused.

"NO. My lunch." HE says playfully biting your thigh. You slap his ass as he does this. "Your disgusting." Gareth says as Eddie walks off.

"What's that loner? Couldn't here you over all the sex I'm about to get." Eddie shouts back to Gareth giving him the middle finger still gold you on his shoulder and his tin lunch box.

All your friends gag and groan some even shouting his name at him. You just keep starting at Eddie back refusing eye contact.

"Embarrased?" Eddie askes as you exit the cafeteria.

"Sorry what was that couldn't hear Any of that over all the sex I'm about to get." You say quoting Eddie slapping his ass. He puts you down to look you in the eyes. "I love you so fucking much. Your awesome." HE says kissing you sweetly. He hands you his lunch box.

"I love you so fucking much too." You say smiling at him. Before you know it your back over his shoulder but holding his lunch box on the way to his van so he can drive you both to the trailer for that amazing sex that you both promised eachother.

[silverglimse-productions]

Am I crazy or is the Suffering Game issue the book where most plot has been cut out??? Cause it feels so weirdly paced. And just kinda weirdly written in general.

Like there’s no Betrayal/Trust game, they go directly from Wheel to Monster Factory (and only fights the bear) and directly from Wheel to Heart Attack (no explanation for why they would end up there, just that it’s the “next stop”).

Then they skip the last Wheel round (meaning we don’t get Taako’s loss of Elven Beauty - a pretty important moment for his character, Merle loses his eye in the second round instead, and Magnus keeps all memories of Governor Kalen - he was offered loss of Julia instead and didn’t take it. Which. Fair.. and also, no bad luck) and go straight to the Lich fight??? So no boss Rush either. We also never see a penalty in this book.

Speaking of things missing from this book. Where the fuck is Cam? Or Lord Artemis Sterling? Rowan and Antonia???

The book is almost 300 pages long. They enter Wonderland at p. 52. We see the full room at p. 107. They only spent 55 pages on the bulk of this arc. The rest of the book has good pacing so what the fuck happened here. The book should have been longer. The impact of the suffering game isn’t felt as hard when there’s less gruelling challenges that loses Tres Horny Bois hp, or when you cut out any other npc that was affected by Wonderland from the story.

Due to this limited number of pages we also get weird pacing like Merle asking Magnus whether he spent “all that time thinking up the move” during the direbear fight, even though there’s only like 2 panels between Taako ending his move and Magnus beginning his. Also Merle you didn’t do anything during that fight, so get off your high horse.

Also, we only actually see one spell of Merle’s fail, that being the healing spell, so for all he knows, nothing is wrong with his powers, so him commenting on the fact that it would be nice to “be able to commune with a higher power” once they’re out of wonderland makes no fucking sense. Cause he could just?? Try and contact Pan?? Like he does later anyways??? Like we actively see him reaching into the astral plane without issue, so clearly up until that point no magical foul play.

Now, did stuff like the boss rush and the like have to have been in the book? No, but it’s weird when you think of what was kept in and was removed. Like fx, why was Taako shown giving up his acrobatics prof but not his elven beauty?

Also side note about Heart Attack - this is not relevant but it just makes me personally crazy, the book seems to imply that the mannequins have free will??? In that Lydia and Edward literally whisper to each other about “oh no the audience and the hot hot hot contestant actually likes these guys”????? WHAY?? Like aren’t they the ones who control all of what happens inside wonderland??

[fluffypotatey]

One more question before I start watching (will soon! Almost done with work!) What exactly is shadowpeach? I've seen it pop up a fair amount in your posts and I assume it's a ship? But I realized I didn't actually know for sure

you’re doing this on purpose ;-;

short answer: shadowpeach is the ship name of the two characters Sun Wukong and the Six Eared Macaque (who shows up near the end of s1) in the show

long answer:

Shadowpeach is the ship name of LMK’s iteration of Sun Wukong and the Six Eared Macaque. There are many ships with these characters (or characters similar to them with jttw influences) over the centuries and this one, just happens to have rotted my brain to the point where I think about them an unhealthly amount

the Six Eared Macaque is a character that shows up about mid-way through the companions journey in JTTW. he is meant to be the antithesis of Sun Wukong. the side of him that is still cruel and unredeemed (because, you know, Buddhist allegory).

Anyway, jttw!Maxky impersonates Wukong (Tripitaka and him recently had a feud— this, uh, happens a lot on their journey lol— and Wukong was either banished or he left in a huff), and then tries to take the scrolls for himself because that will make him the most enlightened and powerful being ever.

Spoiler alert: he fails

Wukong returns and the two monkeys fight until Wukong finally kills his impersonator, metaphorically killing his past violent self and making him even closer to redemption

Okay, so you also know how JTTW is a story that’s been around for a long ass time? And how over time, ther have been many new iterations and adaptations and retelling and fanfic? Yeah so, a lot of people over the centuries began to go, “hey, what if Wukong and Macky knew each other before the journey???? WHAT IF THEY WERE THE BESTEST OF FRIENDS????? WHAY IF THEIR RELATIONSHIP WAS ALWAYS DOOMED?????”

and there lies the crux of that relationship and that, too, has evolved and gone through its own adaptations. LMK takes that and rolls with it but of course, when you’re telling a story about two old monkeys who had a past where they used to be close and it ended I trashed and one of them is obsessed with the other……you will find some bitches looking at it with some queer undertones (it’s me. I’m bitches)

Now, apparently, when this ship first came about, many audience members didn’t take it seriously because of the lack of screen time and short episodes in both s1&2

BUT SEASON 3 ON FHE OTHER HAND 👀👀👀👀👀 SEASON 4 👀👀👀👀

it just opened all the flood gates, confirming that YES these monkeys loved each other and were fhe closest they could be. Yes, these monkeys faced tragedy in their relationship (tho lmk has yet to confirm whether their swk did end up killing Macky) and yet as fhe season progress they stay intertwined with each ofher

like what the fuck. what have they done. sure i was hooked by the first season but then the Shadowplay in s2 just hits you with a truck (this is the episode many found to be their “oh…oh” moments and honestly i get it)

like why are they so gay i hate them

[daddyssluttyprincess352744]

He didn't know why she kept choosing this route to walk at night. Maybe it had something to do with the lack of streetlights, maybe she just really loved gazing up at the stars.

The man wasn't sure why, but he was very glad. Her mousey voice was what first caught his attention, she just sounded weak and girly. It had made him hard when he heard her order while he was standing in line behind her. He looked over to see who it was and saw just the cutest little piece of meat and knew he was going to do whatever it took have her.

He followed her home, he followed her all day, classes, shopping, her night time walk. He wasn't subtle, he had no idea how she didn't notice him.

He was half convinced she was doing it on purpose, telling himself she wanted it.

The stars were very bright, as he jogged up behind her, his hands clutching the gun in his hoodie pocket as he came up behind her. He clamped one hand over her mouth and whispered in her ear "I have a gun, shut the fuck up and don't make me use it"

She went still, trembling in fear as he slowly calmly walked her back to his van. He opened the back door and put her in the kennel before locking the gate. The man laughed and pointed the gun at her again, placing one finger against his lips in a shushing motion he slid the door closed and drove away.

When they got to the unlit storage units at the edge of town the man opened one of the big bay doors the man let her get out before handing her a water bottle, telling her to drink and then handcuffing her to a metal support beam in the storage shed.

He slapped her in the mouth, held the gun against her head and very quietly growled at her to drink every last drop.

Then he left.

There wasn't much to see in the storage shed, a mattress a stool, a camera, a laptop.

The water bottle was heavy and full, and it tasted like medicine and juice and old fruit. She hated it, but she was so scared she drank it anyways.

When it was all gone she felt... dizzy, and warm. Her clothes were too tight on her body and she was so tired. She just wanted to sit.

The stool was awkward and small, and she had to put her legs out wide to balance it so she didn't fall over.

"What a night not to wear any panties she thought"

Her pussy was throbbing and aching, so she very carefully stood up, and slipped off her tights.

The exposure to the open air made her shiver. The door opened and in walked the man.

She couldn't even close her legs, just letting her head fall back as she whimpered in fear? At least thats what she called it.

"That aphrodisiac must have hit you hard my little princess"

She groaned and whined her eyes on the mans visible bulde in his pants. "God hes big"

He waved the gun in her face, grinning when she pulled her head back.

"Please, let me go, I'll do anything you want just let me go"

"Oh no princess, you're mine now, and I'm going to make sure I have enough black mail material that you'll do anything I say"

The man grabbed her hair and pulled her into a standing position.

"I have live viewers right now watching you, watching everything I'm going to do to you. Your going to make daddy a lot of money tonight princess, let's give the audience whay they want"

He tore her shirt off, the buttons plinking gently to the floor, one hand on his gun, the other in her hair he forced her head back, the gun on the tip of her chin, pointing her eyes to the ceiling. When her head was tilted back as far as it could go he shoved the gun in her mouth. It hurt her teeth and it tasted like bitter oil and coppery metal. She could smell the cordite from the last time he fired it and as he pushed it further and further down her throat her eyes started to water as he triggered her gag reflex.

She fought against the bulge in her throat, dry heaving and crying and still somehow just feeling so fucking turned on. She hated her body for betraying her, even as she sank further into bliss.

1. 2. 3. The man stopped throat fucking her with the barrel and pulled out another water bottle.

"Here's your second round baby girl, drink up."

The drool covered barrel of the gun was held against her eye as the man heped her tip the bottle up. It burned and tasted like rubbing alcohol and strawberries.

The man's face was serious as he held the gun tight against the frightened girls neck and circled around behind her, his hands pinched and squoze and pulled on her tits, her breasts, her ass, her thighs.

He grabbed one of her legs and lifted it up, displaying her pussy to the camera as he slid the gun down across her chest, her belly, her womb, then across her swollen puffy pussy lips.

He slammed it against her clit, much worse than a slap it hurt so bad, she almost came right then, but he started rubbing it against her, sliding it into her pussy, the barrel went deep, far deeper than her own fingers could ever hope to reach. She panted and bent her legs, fucking herself on the barrel, she pushed her hips down all the way to the trigger guard, the hard lines and contours uncomfortable and delightful inside her.

When she started bleeding the man was ecstatic.

"I knew a shy mousey thing like you was a Virgin, I fucking knew it"

And then his cock was in her pussy, the blood was slick and wet as he slid into her and her knees and legs buckled, she was impaled on his thick cock and could only gasp out

"more, please more fuck me harder daddy"

With a slap on the face and a tug of her hair the man let go of the horny trembling mess of a girl long enough to undo the handcuff, dragging her over to the mattress and throwing her to her hands and knees in doggy position.

The man then got behind her before slamming back into her in one thrust, filling her up even more in this position.

The load guttural moan that broke out of her slutty mouth was interrupted by the barrel of the gun in her mouth and the cruel look on the man's face as his hips rocked her back and forth.

"God he's so fast, it's so big, fuck fuck fuck" she couldn't help but think of how good it felt, even the taste of her blood on the gun was making her cloudy and weak with lust.

"Do you like that baby girl? Do you like my cock in your princess parts?" She moaned again, her tongue exploring the barrel of the gun as she sucked and licked the blood off. Her head bobbing up and down.

"More, blood, please, please daddy, more blood"

She moaned and whined, shocked at her own desires, while the man grinned...

"Yeah, that aphrodisiac I gave you is a wonderful thing isn't it? Pollen from a rare plant, mixed with a few other special ingredients"

"Shut up, fuCk daDdy, fUck pLEase, blood plEAse pleASe please!"

The man slapped her again, then again, then again, till her lip split on one of her teeth.

"Thank you daddy, thank you,"

His humping had gotten faster, and faster, she could feel his release growing closer, slamming against her poor abused cunny.

She gasped as the man pulled out of her and stole her metal, blood thing in her mouth, God it was getting so hard to even think. But soon she could smell more blood thing, and hurried to lick it up, she had never been blood crazy before but tonight it was all she could think of. The thing in her mouth felt so good, it fit just right and had wonderful bumps and crevices she could lick and suck more blood from. The man watched in dark taboo glee as the girl tried her hardest to polish his cock, still wet with her Virgin blood.

Without a thought she slipped her hand in-between her thighs, rubbing her cunt as fast as she could.

He slammed into her throat again before stilling. As he came inside her throat she screamed in ecstasy cumming on her fingers.

"You made daddy a lot of money tonight, good girl" said the man patting her head in an affectionate way, before knocking her uncouncious. Once she was unconscious he went to the camera, turning it off.

[thinkingabthim]

🍃🕊️｡✧⭒˚ ~ Something doesn’t feel quite right.

Genre: Angst to Fluff???

Obey me Brothers x Teleporter!reader (platonic except Lucifer)

Summary: After a bad mental health day, you decide to take a break in another country. Not knowing that time passes through. How she was gone for 24 hours turns out she was gone for a year.

Word count: 1,066

Inspo: yo mama

Warnings: Yelling and swearing

A/N: I wrote half of this in 3-4am, also happy new year 🥳 my first post in 2023 sorry for late post I had school and also I don’t know how to end this 😭 this is bad I hate this

Multiple thuds have been heard from the upper floor, and multiple people falling off the stairs.

Multiple thuds have been heard from the upper floor, and multiple people falling off the stairs.

Multiple thuds have been heard from the upper floor, and multiple people falling off the stairs.

Asmodeus was the first to approach you, running;

“Where are you going dearie?” He asks, clinging on your side.

“I’m gonna stay at my friend's place.”

“Who?”

“Uhm, f/n”

“And how long are you planning to stay with them?” Lucifer appears out of the shadows.

“We’re planning to have a sleepover,” you lie

“You don’t seem to have any packed for your sleepover” he points out

“I have some stuff in their place” you explain, fidgeting with the ends of your sweater.

“Very well, enjoy” he gives you a smile of approval

“WAIT Y/N DO YOU HAVE YOUR-” Mammon’s voice get cut off by the slam of the door

Normally you would tell them when you were gonna teleport to a place, but you decided not to this time.

You wanted to be left alone.

Everything was too loud.

You closed your eyes and felt the world spin around you.

And suddenly, you’re in Switzerland.

You look behind you to see the inn you always stayed in when everything was too much.

“Another night hmm?” The old couple who owned the inn; said

“Yeah” you chuckled

“Well, go on then. This night is on us” They smile at you.

“Thank you Mrs Aebi and Mrs Müller”

They hand you a key, and waved you goodbye

You entered your room and fell asleep immediately

Time passes.

You basically slept for the whole day.

When you woke up, you had an hour left to do what you wanted to do because you slept for 23 hours (me tbh)

You decide to hang out in the mini library that the old couple allowed you to stay in because you were a usual.

And just like that your time passes.

You hand your key, and teleport back to Devildom, it took longer than usual but you shrugged it off.

As you stood in front of the house of lamentation, it somehow looked like it aged.

There was more overgrown vines, but you ignored it and entered

“I’m home! “ You yell out closing the door behind you

…

No answer, normally they’d come running down when you came back.

‘hmm, maybe they went out’ you thought

You pat your pockets trying to find you D.D.D, only realizing you left it in your room.

You quickly run up to your room to be greeted with a different look

Your bed was now covered in clothes with mismatched bed sheets, you look around the room to see everything changed.

Your bookshelf was now a desk, and your desk area was now an empty area filled with random junk.

“What the fuck?” You mumble to yourself

A loud scream was heard after something was thrown at you.

“OW WHAY THE FUCK?” You hold your head.

“WHO ARE YOU?” A female voice yelled

“NO WHO ARE YOU? What are you doing in MY room” you yell

“I’m Zoe and it’s not your room, it’s mine” She says crossing her arms

“Zoe, is there something-“ Lucifer’s words get cut off

“LUCIFER YES, can you tell this girl to get out of my room?” You ask him

There you were, standing in front of Lucifer, who kinda looked more unstable than before.

“If this is a shapeshifters sick idea of a joke, it’s not funny” He says anger laced in his voice

“What do you mean? What the fuck is wrong with all of you?”

“Get out. Whoever you are, get out. Diavolo will hear about this. He’ll hear about a shapeshifter disrespecting a dead friend of ours.” He grabs your arm and drags you out the house

“Friend? Lucifer what do you mean friend?”

“Get out. And shape shift back to your normal form. What you’re doing is disrespectful.” If looks could you’d be 6ft under

“shape shift? Lucifer you aren’t being serious right now right? What the fuck is wrong with you? I’m gone for a day and suddenly you don’t know me?” you snapped

Your words were ignored and a door slammed in front of your face.

“Fucking hell” you run your hands through your hair

“You can’t be serious, asshole! Open the door!” You kick the door, only to receive no answer

“Okay well fuck you too I guess”

At this point you didn’t know where else to go.

You walk around Devildom thinking where else you could go, while you are walking you notice a few stores changed.

Your beloved bookstore was now a restaurant.

Your favorite record store, where you used to shop with Lucifer, was now a fashion boutique.

You didn’t notice how far you walked, suddenly you were in front of Diavolo’s Castle.

While you were staring at the building in front of you, a light bulb turns on in your head.

You confidently walked in front of the gate, only to be stopped by a few guards who you don’t remember being there;

“You can’t enter”

“Why not and also who are you?”

“Not relevant. But you cannot enter”

You groan

“Oh my god look a trespasser!” You pointed at a random area

“We aren’t falling for that.”

“Nah bro I’m being real”

The guards looked at each other and immediately ran to the area you pointed in.

While they were distracted you teleported in.

It was like luck was on your side (kind of) you teleported in the throne room, where Diavolo was in;

“DIAVOLO! I need help- Lucifer is acting like he doesn’t know me and I’m a shapeshifter??? apparently-“

“Y/n? Is that you?” He asks interrupting your ramble

“Jesus Christ, yes it’s me, I am here. What’s with everybody today?” You question

“Y/n…” He approached you

“And also there’s some girl named Zoe in my room???? Like excuse me-“

“Y/n.” His voice demanded, hands on your shoulder

“Yes?”

“You’ve been missing for a year.”

…

It was quiet, so quiet you could hear a fly burp.

“What?”

“You were missing for a year, everyone believed you were dead.”

“What,,, no?! I was only gone for a day. That’s not possible!” you panic

“You said you were with f/n but when we went to them to see if you were there you weren’t”

“What?…” you felt like you were gonna faint

[cringelordofchaos]

top 3 of your biggest kins and why!!

Yayayay someone sent me an ask !!!

Sorry for my lack of response! Will get to it now!

Also I assume you mean fictionkin - sorry if you didn't!

Luz Noceda

Dvdhnfjdjd WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN? I've been so fucking obsessed w her and could relate to her WAYY too much since I started watching. Just... Ugh. So much of it. Being "the weird kid", inconsistent and lackluster grades / performance, being overly obsessed with a specific franchise (though mine come and go and return every few weeks lol), having a mom who really cares about you and wants the best for you and has had similar experiences growing up and being isolated or cast out but accidentally made you feel like you had to conform because that's what she kinda had to do??? idk but still encourages her child's true self and feels super guilty Abt it all yada yada. having little to no friends (I have one! (Speaking of offline) before visiting the demon realm. Fanfic writer (I never have the patience or motivation to finish anything I start though), being impulsive, not knowing whay you wanna be, being into witchcraft, feeling like you're somewhere where you don't belong (the human realm) and would gladly escape into a whole different realm, Bisexual (I'm questioning this though), gender nonconforming, being told that you just have to "apply yourself", insecure, similar clothing style, considers herself a "dummy", poor attention span for things she's uninterested, indecisive, etc etc, THIS SCENE THIS SCENE THIS SCENE

(ps the way camilla hovered her hand above the screen / luz when she saw how sad she was 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺)

It's just. Everything.. I remember the first time I watched it I was like "Luz is so me in almost every single way. Except she makes a ton of eye contact, I don't rly do that" lmao... I would rewatch s1 and S2 on loop every day for the whole summer, I am NOT exaggerating. I rly love TOH I'm so.glad I got the opportunity to watch it and it means sm to me and I keep rewatching the scene from thanks to them and auhggjt.

"all I ever wanted... Was to be understood!" HEJDJFJDIDJRUJDJEKF DJJFFJNFB FIKF

AARON MITCHELL

oh my GOD when I saw this movie for a few days I'd cry sm just bc of how much I related.to him. He chews his shirt. I used to do the same when I was twelve and a bunch of my shirts had holes and still have holes but I stopped and now I just grid my teeth instead lmfao and they hurt ouch. a piece of gum is a lifesaver for.me. He's OBSESSED with dinosaurs - for me it's not dinosaurs specifically but like I've said earlier I tend to get OBSESSED with things way too much to the point everyone knows me for that thing. He's implied to have ZERO FRIENDS before meeting Abby who shares his obsession w dinosaurs (just like me and my one n only friend fr) (why do I keep getting attached to characters who previously had zero friends wtf.) LOVES to talk Abt his interest. Obsessive. Shy. Awful social skills. Takes things too literally sometimes. Calls his dad father sometimes cuz why not ("Thank you, father." after he gave him his phone back "just as promised" (except he broke it in pieces but he.kept his promise so aaron doesn't care lmao.) carries a notebook and pencil w him randomly?. his older sibling and parent argue abt the siblings college choices and you're just forced to watch and the tension is rising and you're feeling anxious and Uhm yeah. SOMETIMES KINDA ROBOTIC IN HIS SPEECH? I've noticed? Blunt. Has a TON of things related to his obsession. (For me I have primarily a tonshit of sonic themed things.) dislikes being alone. Dislikes admitting his feelings. Nerd. Uses obsession as a way to understand, contextualize and communicate with the world and his surroundings. Also chews his fingers. Always wearing sweatpants. Fidgety. Ect etc. Just lile arhghfhfng. HIM.

Things I don't relate to - wearing shoes in bed. What the actual fuck Aaron. Also he wears socks. I don't do that unless I'm nailed down to the floor until I succumb to their nonsensical rules. Ok they KINDA make sense but I don't like them. I don't care that my shoes or feet will smell afterwards get those fucking socks away from me.

. anyway sorry. There's probably more but yeah I forgot. I actually got the urge to cry when just thinking about him a couple of times. Like wowza dawg he's just like me fr and I mean it. I can really really relate to him and I act a lot like him and I acted even more like him when I was about his age and was obsessed with exclusively sonic for like a year straight. lol

Enderman

Ok this one's a short one but yeah I can relate to them. They're just minding their own business, in their own piece, picking random things off the ground (or ground itself..), DESPISE eye contact and will get really violent if you make eye contact with them (I am not exaggerating I actually get really angry and uncomfortable with uninitiated eye contact from ppl I'm not comfy with like don't look at me stop looking at me stop looking at me.) makes random sounds sometimes, such as screeches and hisses. Unlike them I DO like water and I LOVE rain HOWEVER I DO NOT LIKE touching smaller amounts of water on surfaces where I don't expect water to be and get really grossed out and uncomfortable from it. Unless they're with their own kin they're just kinda going around, alone, minding their peace unless provoked. Like most mobs - both hostile and peaceful - acknowledge your existence, hostile ones attack you, peaceful ones like horses and sheep and pigs and wolves and cats and whatnot may look at you if you look at it and pay attention to you and some can be befriended, enderman is neither like them, they're minding their own business, they don't initiate contact like, ever, and only engage w the player when having to defend themselves... when feeling threatened EVEN if the player didn't mean to scare them, like idk I'm.noy.really used to strangers having good intentions with me so I get defensive easily .... that is irl, on the internet I definitely don't get ever scared from social interactions ahaha 😎 yeah.

So yeah the only thing I KINDA can't relate to is not liking water - I only dislike water in a very specific context so yeah. And I do make eye contact w family members usually like I've mentioned earlier - I don't know, do endermen make eye contact with each other? I'm not sure, I don't remember. There might be more to them that I relate to but I can't recall anything at the moment

Everything I've mentioned about these characters in This post - I can relate to. These are just my feelings put imperfectly into words.... but I feel a lot about them and have felt a lot about them for quite some time.

Ducbfjrj there's also a list of characters I relate to (link in intro post) but these were the ones I related to the most

[not-goldy]

https://www.tumblr.com/peachjagiya/745245101313392640/httpsxcomloveistaekookstatus176938865898409?source=share

No offense but whay they've going on recently 🤔 I mean is that their ultimate moment ? Bro I'll just leave this jkk shit if JK had chosen anyone else over Jimin as his companion. I get going alone or going two different years but as companions, If it's not his own bf who also getting ready to enlist then who tf he's choosing ?

Like pack my bags and swim across the pacific back into other Fandoms cos there would be no tangible explanation for this.

Who in their right mind thinks a couple would sit and allow their boyfriend to leave with another man not for a few days but a WHOOOOOOOLE MILITARY YEARS.

They are the true definition of delulu is what.

It would be a old day in hell before I let my partner leave for anywhere for 2 yrs with my friend. Cold day in hell. I'd sooner sip the ocean dry with a straw than allow that.

The true couples are the ones behaving like a normal couple would in such situation. If it quacks like a duck it's a fucking duck

At this point they are just cock holding classic Shakespearean cock holding complex is what they have

[scooburst]

See I hadn’t heard thick of it so I reviewed it

This was painful

Also my teacher made me do it

1. It’s melody is stagnant

The same fucking riff for every single verse? Come on man. You need something, some sorts of change, and just playin the same one over does nothing. Besides it doesn’t fit the song or every verse. The beat doesn’t match either. Basic concept here man.

2. It’s lyrics suck

They aren’t creative. It’s the same line, using glaze and a sub count to prove self worth. Just exposing an ego. And it doesn’t make sense. Let’s look at the progression we are givin in the second verse. Screen, ring, pen, king. SCREEN? Probably means YT? But to RING? HUH. Nobody knows what you mean. Then pen, cool songs ig, then KING? King of what? Emphasize. Explain what your the king of. Cuz I don’t see anyone crowning you. Now, somethinf about where’s your crown? On someone else’s head. That’s your “bling” that’s old terms. You gotta stay relevant man. Then drama when you “ring”? Calling someone? Posting a video? Tweet, post… who knows. But I don’t see any drama. The chorus (which is played TOO MUCh) is also so confusing. Thick of it? Thick of what, nobody knows what that means. Who are you trying to call out? Then. Skiing in. Cool, ice theme, maybe USE THAT. STICK WITH A THEME. DONT GO OFF ONTO SOMETHIN ELSE. Then some shit about ice? And? Being cold? Sir? What does that mean? You gotta like. Make sense. Then moving on into the next verse. A rap portion from someone else. It’s. REALLY dry. And not memorable. What is this, 2010? You don’t have to bring in some nobody rapper, write a goddamn verse and do it yourself. Backtrack to the start. You aren’t in your prime. Either you past it or you’re not there yet. You’re glazing yourself too early, mate. Wheel back to the chorus. “This is how the story goes” what story. This implies the song has meaning. What meaning. You aren’t saying it. You aren’t projecting it. You aren’t sticking with it. Not even implying it.

3. It’s all so fake

You wanna make a REaL song? Then get some real instruments. Get real lyrics, cuz I don’t hear no emotion in those, no honesty. You aren’t projecting into the mic, you’re talking. If you won’t back up whay your saying with the tone, then it’s hard to take it seriously. And the melody? That’s fake. That guitar isn’t real, anyone can tell. Do you not hear how it’s being played? No. And by the way, the only change is in the metronome beat you’ve got thay is mixing up the beat of the song and not being consistent. The only change in the songs instrumental is a few audial effects. You have to drop in more. Build it. But it’s just. Monotone. The emotion never changes. You need to set one and build on it.

4. Now I’ll point out anything positive about it.

He sang coherently.

[insertcurrentintresthere]

Anyway, please enjoy an abridged list of the random thoughts I had while watching the PJO finale. Spoilers (duh)

I will not be fixing the spelling mistakes for a more authentic experience

LOOK AT HIM GO

This is making me way too happy

he said the word wrong (riposte) 😔

“whAt” -annabeth

GET HIS ASS

He’s on the ground :(

GET HIS ASS - YEAH!!! - FUCK YEAH - GET EM

he got stuck in a glue trap

Annabeth really clutched thyn pearls

That was sOoOoo cOoOOoL

Oh- he’s doing the doctor who thing

Ooo colors

Awww (where is he)

Okay, the helm is a helmet… Or like- an old scuba mask

Sashay away

GROVER<3333333

“Dude”

Sand… on his face

They love each other

She’s so scared for him

THE NECKLACE

SOBS SONS SOBS

WHAY IS THIS

ITS LIKE IN THOR

Luke is spreading propaganda

SPIDER PHOBIA MENTION

I want to go to there

I’m so excited to see Zeus

Why is he sitting like that tho

He’s impertinent or whatever

Where is poseidon :(

His eyes so big

BOY

YES HES HERE WOOOOO

He’s my father he just doesn’t know it yet (I’m a child of Hephaestus, I have no clue what I was talking abt)

What the flip was that

“Everybody”? Really just left out half of the olympians

He zipped away

“The sea does not like to be restrained” (I just really like this line for some reason)

ARES IS A MORON

NO, STOP

THROWING UP

IM GONNA CRY STOP IT

NOOO FUCK YOU

How did I just realize it’s person shaped

HUG HER BACK DUMBASS

THE FUREWORKS

IT WASNT GTIVER NOOOO

Stop it I’m gonna kill you rick

THR HURT IN HIS EYES

LUKE

MO

STOP

NO NO NO NO NO

I CANT FO THIS

WHERE TF IS GRIVER AND HUS SERVHERS LICENSE

LUKE NO

LUKE STOP

OMG STOP IT NO

HES SO SCARED

It looks like a pirate sword

I love how sympathetic they’re making him

This is great

“This isn’t you babe”

WHERE TF IS GRIVER

“I’m sorry”

ANNABETH!!!!!

HELL YEAB

PERIL

WHAT ABOUT GROVER?!

HIS LICENSE

“Kronis”

He’s impertinent

HEHE

I love Mr. D so much

She’s so pretty istg

THEY LOVE EACHOTJER

YES

GROVER

THE FLOWER

HES SO HAPPY

I LOVE HIM

SEASON 2 FORSHADOWING?!

I need to see him in the wedding dress

SHUT UP PERCY

oh no, not the ominous music

SALLY!!!!!!

YIPEEEEE

NO

STOP

SOBBING MY EYES OUT

WHAT STOP

BITCH GET AWAY

I’m so excited for season 2 PLEASE

why does he talk like that

The mom ever

Grandpa >:(

BLUE

Aw, they didn’t kill gabe :(

Haha… reddick

WAIT HE DIED

BOOM DEVORCS

He’s silly, Silly in the way I wanna punch him in the face

KILL HIM!!!!!

[ewanmitchellcrumbs]

My big opinions (i am also dumb lols)

Anywho i get so angry when people are like my partner (in my experience ita usually the boyffiend) does not like when i am a fan of sth.

Like what the fuck: like my friend to she was like ih i used to love ben barnes but now i have a bf. Like whay does ben barnes have to do w your relationship. Lt all celebs none of them know we exist. We to them are nothinf! They know they have fans as an obscure idea. But individually they got no clue! Tom GC no idea who i am neither does Ewan. So what the guck would they have to do w your relationship. If your partner is insecure of fictional men! Then idk go to therapy man like.

It makes me so angry when people are bot allowed to love the things they love due to other stupid insecurities. Men call us insecure but thr moment i mentiom ye i like buff actors i am the bad guy. Ugh i am so angry. Yes not opinions really me rambling feel freeee to delete.

I get what you mean. I think because a lot of people exist in fandom with the desire to fuck the people they’re fans of, or with the delusional belief that that actually may one day happen, they assume their experience is universal.

I am not looking to cheat on my husband with Ewan. I have no desire to meet him at all. He is simply an actor I like a lot. I am genuinely concerned for people who feel that a romantic relationship is somehow a blocker to your enjoyment of things. That’s unhealthy.

My husband is secure enough in our marriage that he is actively supportive of my interests. He’s excited to watch the second season of House of the Dragon. Before HotD, it was him that introduced TLK to me and encouraged me to read the books when I was sad that Osferth died.

If your partner makes you feel ashamed of the things that interest you, then it’s time to reevaluate whether the relationship is one you should be in.

[alex-supremacy4]

ugh vent

"you'll thank me later" NO I FUCKINV WONT. i seriously WONT. I HAD TO DELETE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING APP BECAUSE OF YOU BEING SO OVERPROTECTIVE THAT YOU WOULDNT EVEN LET ME GO ON MY OWN GMAIL?? AND YOU THINK ILL THANK YOU AFTER HAVING TO GO THROUGH PHYSICAL AND MENTAL/EMOTIONAL ABUSE? YOU THINK I DON'T HEAR YOU IN YOUR ROOM, CRYING TO YOUR THERAPIST ABOUT HOW SHITTY I AM, WHILE COMPARING ME TO MY BROTHER?? YOU USE HIS DISORDER/MENTAL ILLNESS AS AN EXCUSE TO SHOW HOW MUCH MORE BETTER HE IS THAN ME. i fucking hate this apartment and family and i hate to say it but even my own cousins family is so much more better than this. even my least favorite teachers combined are better than this. some of you will say "shes just trying to help." BUT DOMT YPU FUCKING SEE?? SHES BEEN NEGLECTING ME FOR YEARS AND MY OLDER SISTWR AND BROTHER HAD TO TAKE CARE OF ME THIS WHOLE TIME. AND YET SHE EXPEXTS ME TO DO EVERYTHING. IM SICK AND TIRED AND EXHAUSTED AND OH MY FUCKIJG GOH I AM SO ANGRY. I WAS CRYING EVERY TIME BECAUSE OF OYU "remember what you used to do.." THATS BECAUSE I WAS FUCKING THREATENED YOU DUMBASS. YOURE BLAMING IT ON ME LIKE I INTENDED TO DO THAT, I WASNT THREATENED AND I KNEW WHAY IT MEANT. MY OLDER SISTER HAD TO TALK YOU INTO BELIEVING ME. YOU CHOSE HIM OVER ME?? I WAS YOUR FUCKINH CHILD AND YOU BELIEVED SOME RANDOM GUY?? FUCK YOU. YOURE THE REAOSN I GO ONLINE EVERYDAY JUST TO SEE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT ME. YOURE THE REASON I SAY THINGS IM NOT SUPPOSED TO. YOURE THE REASON WHY IM BAWLING MY EEYS OUT EVERYDAY. YOURE IN SO MANY VRNT POSTD OF MINE IN MY DRAFTD. SPECIFICALLY 41. YOU DIDNT EVEN CARE ABOUT ME. fuck you im leaving this apartment when i can

[squeiky]

Oh. My god...??

I just realized, i dont think a collab between whay wilbur soot, tommyinnit, and i dunno who else that was.. like CG5 and i think 2 or 3 other youtubers- actually made a weird stickman universe (the type of shit alan becker makes but irl) here they called eachother green, red, blue, pink, ect, set in the apocoplytic/scientific world.

Somehow, i convinced myself- within MY DREAM that that was real, plausible, and that thinking about doing a series in which this dream could be a reality, is infact just me "copying off" an idea- a video- THAT DOESNT EVEN EXIST OUTSIDE OF MY MIND????????

THATS IT. IM DONE WITH MY STUPID PERFECTIONISM AND FEAR OF BEING A COPYCAT- IF MY FUCKING DREAMS DO THIS TO ME.

Also, apperently i wanted to marry green. Just because like he was so cool ;-;. I cant eveb remember why. I just know that i really like blue because he was a cool mix of lenardo from rottmt and sonic, but also a very big whiny failboy so i started getting annoyed by his antics. And then purple was like, ever anime person with glasses ever. Intelligent stoic smart.. pink.. i cant remember how she started off as, but i know by the end she helped save me and was a pretty cool resiliance leader. Stuck with me all the untill the end where we got into the sacrafice cult room, and even discovering more "test chambers" similar to the one i was in (its like poppyplaytime boiled down to a single corridor, that looks like a childrens decorated classroom wall), and crossed to the true original one, where i learned about the truth of this all. She cared for me a lot and was super cool. At some point i called her "cherrybomb" because well... she was reddish, and yeah.

Black and white was there, thy were both eneimes (gaurds) i had to face off, but i dunno what happened to black. But i think white had a redemption arc, and started helping me escape/survive.

Those so far are the only colors i can remember who helped me escape the confindes of the hellscape i found myself in (untill i realized that i all just leads down to the cult sacarfice room, which sucks ass.)

If red was there he probably was angry or grumpy. But tbh i dunno how big the teams was cause i barely remeber other colors, or if they were at all signifigant.

Also: had to escape some weird playground area by not getting shot by water type pokemon who kept spitting water at me (i had to shoot my water gun at the first to progress) and when i was done with that- turrets came out of the ground and threatened to shoot me to death. In the jungle gym, i managed to find the stuff to turn them off.

Not sure if pink started off bad. My brain is telling me she was a officer/guard befoee having sympathy and helping me to escape. I remeberher using her status to talk to another guard during our escape to go ourside the facility. And plus she had extra knowledge on both all the previous test chambers/corridors and how it wasnt always perfect, with many of the "traditionally classroom freindly animals" not being on there- like cows being eels and what not. And then instead of going to the direct end of the corridor, she brought me to this secret door i never noticed, in which some guy was inside there, and.. i think it was some messy as computer room? That or a direct way to enter the cult sacrafice room (which literally looks like a colluseem, where apperently a giant monster god will come down and eat you, whilst cloacked hodded figures- still stickmen- qwill watch and say nothing about. Tberes one guy who give you robes, hes the only cloaked morherfucker that speaks and announces things, and stands of the little platform on the bottom of the colluesem).

Okay the end.