#like what happened to the “guh” and where tf did the “ka” come from??

[nyxypoo]

wanting to talk about my favorite food but not being able to write it in english but ik for a fact that however google translate is transliterating it is definitely wayyyy off

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 22.11.17 lb

ever since @bengudill​ commented that anika looks like carrie, i can’t stop thinking about it. she does, she really does. makes it look rather morbid. 

luckily, anika’s about to get a HAPPY ENDING. GET IT, YOU GUYS? “HAPPY ENDING”? 😉😉😉😏😏😏😏 HEHEHEHE I’M HILARIOUSSSS 😆😆😆😆

billu ne phenka toh paanika kaise peeche reh sakti hai???? uska toh haq banta hai! 

i can’t help but feel devastated at all the effort it’s going to take cleaning this house. look at the pardeeee behindddd!!!!!! god, those stains are never coming outtttt!!! 😫😫😫😫😫😫 #adulthood 

also it looks like someone got fucking murdered in here... which considering this is oberoi mansion.... has probably already happened before.

daaaaaaaaaaamn, o jaana took on a whole other tune. not sure how i feel about it. it’s kiiiinda creepy???? 

out of context screencap: 

tell me this doesn’t look like something out a fucking horror movie. it does, it totally does. jesus christ, i’m kinda scaring MYSELF now. 

yo man i really feel this red paint was a bad idea. they look like some creepy ass murderer couple whose fetish is killing people and playing in the victim’s blood. like seriously.... this looks creepy as fuck. a different colour wouldn’t have made it look so ... dexter-y. 

this fuckall music isn’t helping. 

HAND SEX HAND SEX HAND SEX!!!!!! 

oh thank god the music changed to laal ishq. thank the lorddddddd. AND THE MOOD OF THE SCENE HAS ENTIRELY CHANGED TOO. BEHOLD THE POWER OF BG MUSIC, PPL!!!!!!!!!!! 

oh yaaaaaaaaaaaas anika, you get that boy nakey nakey nekkkid! 

i can’t help but giggle a little here at how turned on she’s getting by slathering paint on him. like... talk about being a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets. ����😜😜

oh well, whatever you’re into, girl. i’m just glad you’re getting some. 

A+ aesthetics wrt to framing and cinematography. 

oh god girl don’t get it on your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace. you’re gonna break out like fucccccccccck. 😩😩😩

i’m sorry, but hot husband and orgasms you can score once again in life, but once your skin is fucked, that’s it. one stupid orgasm isn’t worth killing your skin for!!!!!!!!! 😣😣😣😣

okay can’t stop giggling at the 80s-movie-style shot of the ~~SEXY LEGS~~~~~~~ 😂😂😂

.... are they attempting to clean up the mess by rolling around and using themselves as human sponges???? 😕😕😕

ok aesthetics and all theek, did they get beyond first base or not???? coz.... clothes still be on. and there was no suggestive dori opening either. (tellywood signal for sex. dori open = confirmation of 👉🏽👌🏽 👉🏽👌🏽 👉🏽👌🏽 ) I NEED SUGGESTIVE DORI OPENING FOR CONFIRMATION YOOOOOOO

YO MAN DID JUST KISSING HER TAKE IT OUTTA BILLU??????!?!!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? IS THERE ANY OF BULBUL’S BOOTI LYING AROUND, COZ UM... LOOKS LIKE THEY WERE 100% RIGHT TO ATTEMPT DRUGGING THIS FOOL. 

gosh, how disappointing for anika. poor girl. 

“is waale par.”

ugh ok this fucker is mad cute. fuck him. no i mean, LITERALLY, ANIKA. 

loook how happppppppppy she issssssssss. i’m crying happpy tearssssssss for my giiiiiiiiiirl. 😭😭😭😭😭

gosh, who’s at the door though? 

OH NO THE FAM’S BACK 😧😧😧😧

“yeh koi time hota hai aane ka????” “yeh koi time holi ka bhi nahi hai.”

hahahahahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO ZERO DIALOGUE NEEDED. HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING AMAZINGGGGGGG. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

hahahahaha rudra’s satisfied exhale, as if he’s the one who did something. 

poor omRu volunteering to clean up their dirty paint-sex mess. height of bro-chaara only. 

guh. guess we’re supposed to take it that they did it. coz anika be ~*~*~*~*GLOWING*~*~*~*~*

oooop, girls are here to get the deeeeeeets. 

again, no dialogue necessary. post-orgasmic glow is a helllllll of a highlighter. it be telling them all they need to know.

bulbul looks so tearfully happy at anika’s joy. i’m cryingggggggggg. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

“I FINALLY GOT LAID YOU GUYS. FINALLY. AFTER ONE YEAR OF SEXUAL TENSION AND SHENANIGANS, YA GIRL FINALLY GOT HERS!!!!!!!!!!” 

ugh look at these stupid dorkssssssss holding hands under the table like a buncha teenagers. so cute. 

this is where being left handed helps me out! no one can ask me why i’m eating with ulta haath!

now to find a boy i don’t despise enough to hold my right hand. this is the hard part. oh well. 

*holds a cuteass kitten in right hand* 😸😸😸

LMAO RIKARA’S SMIRKS. BESTTTTTTTTTT. 😂😂😂😂

lol, shivaay’s going to fucking killlllllllllllll rudra. is ladke ke pait mein kuch bhi nahi rehta. 

LMAO GAURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ET TU BRUTUSSSSSSS

loving omki rollling his eyes at her. i knew that’s exactly how he’d react to her being silly and I LOVE ITTTTTTTTTT 😍😍😍😍

omki shomki taking a page out of bade bhaiyya’s book 😏😏😏

all the elders are like TF YOU IDIOTS ON???? 

gauriiiiiii’s been caught out toooooo. not giggling so much now, are ya, bulbul???? 

“mera nahi ho raha na....”

hahahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂

abbe idiot pehle apni harkatein sudhaar. phir tera bhi hoga. 

lolololol aniRi laughing while shivKara yell at rudra. UGH ALL MY KIDS ARE BEING EXTRA CUTE TODAY

ouff, dadi too. 

wow, ok. abhay knows to make AN ENTRANCE. 😐😐😐

i guess i should be grateful that pichli baar ki tarah ghar mein bike nahi ghusaaya.  😒😒😒

maybe clarify what you’re talking about, abhay, coz every single person in this house has a long list of sins, and no one knows which of those EXACTLY you’re talking about. 

chota billu is taking on bada billu. ladke mein dum hai. 😗😗😗

shivaay is sooooooo damn easy to provoke. just say “tum oberois...” and he’s foaming at the mouth. 

chill billu. like.... enjoy those post-sex endorphins for a bit longer. 

wow, rudra getting all high-and-mighty oberoi too. 

OUFF KYA SACH YAAAAAAAR KAUNSA SACH AB THOOOOK BHI DEEEE 420 EPISODE HOGAYE “SACH” KE BAARE MEIN SUNTE SUNTE 🙄🙄🙄🙄

ok what ghatiya editing, it’s making me dizzy. 

oufff abhay, all you saw was tej with a matchstick. how is that fucking proof? you’re such an idiot. 

i mean, i’m not doubting that tej has done some super fucked up things, and probably has something to do with this too (realistically), but that’s hella flimsy “PROOF”

oh suddenly om is allllllll about the oberoi name. pfffffft. fuck outta here.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS BB-BOY. DROP THAT BOMBBBBBBB!!! 

.... oh nooooo, abhay just abandoned svetlana. this is notttttttt gonnaaaa be goooooood. for him. 

jethji ka beta. meaningggggggg.... dadaji oberoi’s brother’s son. making abhay second cousin. hmm. 

lol why are anika and gauri shocked. they don’t know who the fuck vishal is. 🤔🤔🤔

man, they really shoulda cast this one to play a half-brother to shivaay. look how similar they look when they do the simul-turn! 😧😧😧

guarantee? the fuck guarantee you want? a dna test? coz those work sooooooooo well in your universe. 

on flip side, come the fuck on dadi, no one is someone’s kid just coz they KNOW of their existence. what nonsense logic???? i know of neil armstrong. does that make me his daughter?????? is ghar mein kisi ke bhi paas 2 paise ka dimaag nahi hai. 😒😒😒

shakti/tej are so fucking shady. i think i believe vishal, even though i just met him. 

i srsly think omkara might be vishal’s baby, with all the emphasis on truth and what not. what if the babies were switched?!!?!?!?!?

shivaay looks contrite. that’s a first. 

omfg he’s the opposite of angel (from buffy) - having sex AWAKENED his long-repressed soul! lololol enjoy the torment of having a conscience now, billu! 😁😁😁

ohnoe, allegations against vishal. he looked so nice and cuddly though.

for once, obros seem at a loss of wtf to do. 

ouff, anika ki bhaashanbaazi. seems like foaming-at-the-mouth-oberoi-defensiveness is an STD and shivaay’s given it to anika. ugh. 😒😒😒😒😒

of course the tape isn’t gonna work. like... OF COURSE IT ISN’T.