#like wdym they're not canon

[hyakunana]

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[auduux]

Me with wuko

Me when I first got into fandom: “Wait, is this canon? Okay, good it is. I can do it then.”

Me now: “Fuck canon and the horse it rode in on.”

[beanghostprincess]

i know i did not just lose a mutual over lawlu bc they said it was problematic. as if luffy, a 19 y/o, didn't have enough critical thinking to do whatever the fuck he wants.

[crystallizsch]

“Hey, Yuu. Whatcha looking at?”

Grim asked as he sat at the foot of their bed.

A bunch of polaroid photos were strewn across the mattress.

They were probably taken using the ghost camera.

Yuu had been going around and taking photos with everyone this past week.

It wasn't weird at first because they do this anyway.

But for some reason, this time they were really adamant about it.

Now it looks like they've put them all together in one place, organizing them by dorm.

Heartslabyul

"So. I've got Riddle, Ace, Deuce, Cater, Trey..."

Savanaclaw

"—Leona, Jack, Ruggie..."

Octavinelle

"—Azul, Jade, Floyd..."

Scarabia

"—Kalim, Jamil..."

Pomefiore

"—Vil, Epel, Rook..."

Ignihyde

"—Idia, Ortho..."

Diasomnia

"—Malleus, Lilia, Silver, Sebek..."

Ramshackle

"And finally..."

"—The one that we took earlier! Me and my hench-human. Myahaha!”

Yes. Grim's hench-human.

Everyone’s here.

Yuu picked up the photo of them and Grim.

They had a sad smile on their face as they looked at it.

"Why're you suddenly taking photos with everyone anyway?"

"Oh... no reason. I just wanted to. Just in case."

(close-ups: heartslabyul • savanaclaw • octavinelle • scarabia • pomefiore • ignihyde • diasomnia • grim)

[nadiasna7]

Ah, I can't believe Charles and Erik got married and now live happily in Genosha. That Paris proposal is truly something.

[nessbunnie]

all blue lock ships SUCK except for my moots' yumeships

[miyano-shiho4869]

this is the stupidest case so far I think

[vagabond-umlaut]

OKAY, Y'ALL... IT'S FINAL. I'M NOT WRITING ANYTHING MORE FOR THE 'ONE DAY, THREE AUTUMNS' UNIVERSE. I'M GOING TO WRITE MORE FOR MY 'WE'RE THE SUMMER TO OUR WINTER RAIN' SERIES INSTEAD! REGARDS & THANKS, A TIRED BITCH IN DESPERATE NEED OF SOME FLUFF 😇😇

[somena-libra-dawn]

Sometimes fanfiction be like...

Me talking about the characters in my fanworks:

Me talking the same characters in canon material:

[pinkysberg]

they'll put all this effort into the men in whatever piece of media, spend all this time delving into who they are as individuals, what they mean to one another. and then, as you said, introduce a love interest and it's like.

"what does he like about her?"

and they'll go *gestures vaguely* "isn't it obvious? anyway, he's about to die for his best friend."

thinking about how often writers intend to write a close male friendship/brotherly dynamic and consistently manage miss the mark and dive head first into homoeroticism.

[specshroom]

Choso is SO loyal. In canon and in my delusions.

Choso wouldn't even THINK to be disloyal. The idea confuses him.

Like maybe he's out with his brother and a stranger hits on him (cus of course they do, he's gorgeous) and when he eventually realizes that they're flirting with him he's like "I have a partner" and they're like "Well they don't have to know~" and he's so confused like.... Wdym🧍

He looks over at Yuuji with a confused face and Yuuji tries not to laugh. He turns back to the person, confusion still present. "But I'm in love with them." He says it so factually, like it's obvious. Yuuji chokes on his drink and the other person has no idea how to respond to that 😭 they just walk away with a scoff.

When you have this man you HAVE him. Lying isn't even considered an option in his mind he just doesn't think of it.

Dreamy sigh -★

[t1oui]

talking about mixed canon (show & book) percy bc i've only talked about mixed canon annabeth before

natural blond hair that he starts dyeing black after sea of monsters

when he's on quests his hair starts to grow out a bit

after hera takes his memories & during most of heroes of olympus he's unable to dye his hair so it starts growing out

annabeth gets jumpscared when she sees him in new rome bc she hasn't seen him w blond hair since they were 13 lol

he starts dyeing his hair black in the first place bc he feels the need to distance himself from how he looked when he first found out he was a demigod :(

sally is the only one who knows this until heroes of olympus when he tells annabeth

he also likes having his hair dark like tyson's :)

after his hair grows out and is nearly totally blond at the end of HoO, percy has a minor breakdown about it and after that dyes his hair nearly every weekend

nobody at ahs knows he's a natural blond bc YOU DO NOT SEE HIS ROOTS

he starts letting his hair grow out a bit when he gets to college and when he posts a pic of him with blond roots his ahs friends are shook

they're like girl wdym you've been blond this WHOLE FUCKING TIME

and percy's just the disaster girl meme (he's having way too much fun with this)

he probably doesn't keep his hair blond for long bc atp he prefers black but at least he's a lil more comfortable with his natural hair than he was post-HoO

ok that's all for now bye bye

[retrofailing-icor]

I'm more open on ships than anything but sometimes I gotta point out how odd ships can be.

Like how Izocha is so underdeveloped that it makes me genuinely cry.

Or how bakudeku had to grow through sh/t before actually fixing things.

Or how tgchk started off the same foot as bkdk.

I'm happy the people get to ship their ships. Cause like. You can ship the weirdest ship in front of me as long as it's legal. And I wouldn't fkn mind.

But the moment you tell me "character is a homewrecker! They're ruining the ship!" ? ... ?

I'm sorry. WTF DO YOU MEAN.

"Izocha is canon! Uraraka ruined bkdk!!!" THE F/CK SHE DID NOT???

"IZOCHA CANON! YOU GUYS SHOULD STOP SHIPPING YOUR TOXIC BKDK. BAKUGO LITERALLY TOLD HIM TO SWAN DIVE" how the hell does Bakugo ruin izocha.

"tgchk was better! Deku just had to be the main problem" BACK THE FK UP—

BACK THE FK UP. BACK THE FK UP.

if you wanna ship. Then SHIP. don't drag other characters and blame them for your ship not ending up the way you wanted it to.

Don't blame Uraraka bc bkdk couldn't be canon. Horikoshi legit said no ships will be canon.

Don't blame Bakugo for "getting in the way" of izocha. He isn't in the way.

Don't blame Deku for being a wall that separates Uraraka and toga. HE AINT. HE AINT.

At times like this I genuinely wonder what tf is going on through people's heads.

Cause when I ship I don't blame a canon character.

Take it for example I'm a hardcore bkdk shipper. But god do I worship Uraraka. She has matured so much that seeing her fall for Deku at the end makes me genuinely cry.

No this isn't about tgchk. This is just me complaining about how Uraraka doesn't need a man or Deku or toga to be strong and independent.

Toga and Deku were Uraraka's keys of development and what made her mature. To see her linger on them both makes me genuinely sad. Like wdym she's still not over them both? Wdym she still needs them? No she doesn't. She's come so far on her own. God please they don't deserve Uraraka 😭 my queen my girlboss 😭

But back to the main topic.

Shipping is meant to be for fun, but if you diss another character for "getting in the way" of your ship, you might as well just stop being in the fandom at all.

Dissing on my girl like that. MAN F/CK YOU. dissing on Deku and calling him a. Green goblin? F/CK YOU TOO. like back the fk. Up. My kids did nothing wrong. Go shoo. Shoo. Leave this fandom you aren't welcomed here.

This also just doesn't apply to bkdk, izocha nor tgchk btw.

I get pissed every time I see someone shipping two characters then diss another character for getting in the way.

And I'm not dissing the ship here I'm dissing the shipper. Like damn. What typa Wattpad bullsh/t did you read up your a// tf?

To make things short? No. Character does not get in the way of said ship. (Unless you're the man from Nana then I accept)

Come at me. I will protect my kids from your delusional a// they did nothing wrong to get in the way of your ship.

[do-you-ship-it-polls]

Which Toxic Yaoi is the best

Sequel to the toxic yuri poll. I deeply apologise if some of these are not toxic, i went off of the propaganda

Propaganda under the cut!

BbKaz (Big Boss/Kazuhira Miller)

they have multitudes.. you can ship it as something goofy and fluffy or as the most toxic yaoi of all time and theyre both pretty reasonable interpretations. they go on a date together and have sex in a cardboard box on a beach in canon and a bunch of other crazy shit. their relationship spans 20 years so they span from honeymooning to divorced to one trying to kill the other etc. "love loses" the ship they make me insane

Flash/Reverse Flash

"It was ME Barry, I jerked you off at supersonic speeds so it would seem like you nutted at just a woman's touch!"

Possibly the most toxic yaoi of all time

SuzaLuLu (Kururugi Suzaku/Lelouch Lamperougue)

TOXIC YAOI TOXIC YAOI

SaruMi (Saruhiko Fushimi/Misaki Yata)

Toxic yaoi, obsessive boy joins a gang with his best friend but then his best friend makes other friends in the gang so he joins up with an enemy gang instead. Normal behavior.

Valvert (Jean Valjean/Javert)

They’re so obsessed with each other (especially javert to valjean) it’s like half of the plot. Pinnacle of toxic old man yaoi. Produces the funniest plot point in the show: Valjean (escaped convict in disguise as a mayor and businessman) saves someone by lifting a cart he was trapped under and Javert (cop trying to catch Valjean) goes “Damn girl… you remind me of this guy…. He’s the only guy I’ve ever seen who’s as swole and jacked as you”

Lawlight (Light/L)

"L and Light are the founding fathers of toxic yaoi" is what people WANT you to believe but these poor men are being slandered... You see it's ackshually totally heterosexual to give your bestie (who's also your mortal enemy) a foot massage while he he makes soft little grunting noises and wipes the water droplets from your rain-soaked hair all while a soft melancholic piano track is accompanying this surprisingly tender moment between the two of you- IF it's a religious callback to Jesus and Judas. It's just a Bible reference bro. No homo. 🤓☝

Anyhow don't google the Japanese version of "Playing his Game" (which is called "Inside of him" in Japanese) from the Death Note Musical. I assure you there is absolutely nothing gay about those lyrics.

Wdym people love shipping two mortal enemies with an unhealthy obsessive murderous rivaly??? What is the world coming to... Besides Light is clearly heterosexual. His lack of interest in women is because he's a based sigma male obviously...

and additional reason here but this one is a spoiler

Foot washing scene. The musical. God, they're so obsessed with each other. When L dies Light loses his main drive, his passion- being Kira isn't fun anymore without L, he isn't having a good time even though he won their battle of wits. Light being L's first friend. L being... really, the first person to understand Light. Theyre insane I love them

[shapelytimber]

I love this show, especially when the gay little russian spy show up in little outfits :))

Everytime I visit @quijicroix I end up drawing tmfu fanart fkkfkkkc weird. Anyway all the little comics are retellings of my favorite scene from the episodes :) with no liberties taken whatsoever haha I would never do that

PS : Was no one gonna tell me that my most high effort uncle fanart, where I made them eat at a restaurant from my hometown as an excuse to show off the food I grew up with that is specific to this region of france..... Is canon ?????? They actually went to the french riviera (and not like marseille or aix ?? Well they're not in Nice, but Canne is a 40min drive away so close enough) ???????? I was loosing my shit watching 'the girls from Nazarone affair' with quiji omg

Wdym an american show can name another french town other than Paris ? Incredible

[all-i-ever-do-is-yearn]

Tsc 2/3 predictions (more like headcanons I'm trying to manifest)

jean meets andreil's cats and they love him. he tries to be all tough but ends up petting them for hours. this helps him agree to the idea of a service dog

jean gets a service dog (he picks a golden retriever because he knows jeremy is obsessed with them) jerejean become parents of the dog before they even start dating, and everyone refers to them as mom and dad (jeremy is the mom ofc)

once jean learns how drive a bike jeremy goes with him on a drive and he's trying to be supportive but he's also scared and clutching jean tightly without realizing. jean makes fun of him for it later but secretly he liked having jeremy cling to him.

hints that jean and neil cuddled at some point in between rounds of torture, that make many people jealous

everyone calling out jerejean on their obvious tension while they act clueless.

jean befriends another trojan who is his polar opposite (thiis is 100% due to @kevinsdsy 's shawn anderson I've grown attached to the socmed au characters like wdym they're not canon)

kevin has a crisis when he has to play against a healthy jean AND jeremy he realises how terribly he FUMBLED

andrew keeps calling jean valjean (they become best friends nora pls ) also the jean andrew height difference is so funny they make the best duo

jeremy is not so nice to neil, since he doesnt know their lore but he knows the one time jean left with him he came back crying. its subtle enough that neil doesn't notice but all the trojans are like 'who are you and what have you done with our captain'

neil mentions jean did his hair but not why. jeremy gets jealous and keeps asking jean to help him dye his roots too (that backfires spectacularly)