#like wdym they're not canon

[auduux]

Me with wuko

Me when I first got into fandom: “Wait, is this canon? Okay, good it is. I can do it then.”

Me now: “Fuck canon and the horse it rode in on.”

[beanghostprincess]

i know i did not just lose a mutual over lawlu bc they said it was problematic. as if luffy, a 19 y/o, didn't have enough critical thinking to do whatever the fuck he wants.

[crystallizsch]

“Hey, Yuu. Whatcha looking at?”

Grim asked as he sat at the foot of their bed.

A bunch of polaroid photos were strewn across the mattress.

They were probably taken using the ghost camera.

Yuu had been going around and taking photos with everyone this past week.

It wasn't weird at first because they do this anyway.

But for some reason, this time they were really adamant about it.

Now it looks like they've put them all together in one place, organizing them by dorm.

Heartslabyul

"So. I've got Riddle, Ace, Deuce, Cater, Trey..."

Savanaclaw

"—Leona, Jack, Ruggie..."

Octavinelle

"—Azul, Jade, Floyd..."

Scarabia

"—Kalim, Jamil..."

Pomefiore

"—Vil, Epel, Rook..."

Ignihyde

"—Idia, Ortho..."

Diasomnia

"—Malleus, Lilia, Silver, Sebek..."

Ramshackle

"And finally..."

"—The one that we took earlier! Me and my hench-human. Myahaha!”

Yes. Grim's hench-human.

Everyone’s here.

Yuu picked up the photo of them and Grim.

They had a sad smile on their face as they looked at it.

"Why're you suddenly taking photos with everyone anyway?"

"Oh... no reason. I just wanted to. Just in case."

(close-ups: heartslabyul • savanaclaw • octavinelle • scarabia • pomefiore • ignihyde • diasomnia • grim)

[nadiasna7]

Ah, I can't believe Charles and Erik got married and now live happily in Genosha. That Paris proposal is truly something.

[miyano-shiho4869]

this is the stupidest case so far I think

[vagabond-umlaut]

OKAY, Y'ALL... IT'S FINAL. I'M NOT WRITING ANYTHING MORE FOR THE 'ONE DAY, THREE AUTUMNS' UNIVERSE. I'M GOING TO WRITE MORE FOR MY 'WE'RE THE SUMMER TO OUR WINTER RAIN' SERIES INSTEAD! REGARDS & THANKS, A TIRED BITCH IN DESPERATE NEED OF SOME FLUFF 😇😇

[somena-libra-dawn]

Sometimes fanfiction be like...

Me talking about the characters in my fanworks:

Me talking the same characters in canon material:

[specshroom]

Choso is SO loyal. In canon and in my delusions.

Choso wouldn't even THINK to be disloyal. The idea confuses him.

Like maybe he's out with his brother and a stranger hits on him (cus of course they do, he's gorgeous) and when he eventually realizes that they're flirting with him he's like "I have a partner" and they're like "Well they don't have to know~" and he's so confused like.... Wdym🧍

He looks over at Yuuji with a confused face and Yuuji tries not to laugh. He turns back to the person, confusion still present. "But I'm in love with them." He says it so factually, like it's obvious. Yuuji chokes on his drink and the other person has no idea how to respond to that 😭 they just walk away with a scoff.

When you have this man you HAVE him. Lying isn't even considered an option in his mind he just doesn't think of it.

Dreamy sigh -★

[t1oui]

talking about mixed canon (show & book) percy bc i've only talked about mixed canon annabeth before

natural blond hair that he starts dyeing black after sea of monsters

when he's on quests his hair starts to grow out a bit

after hera takes his memories & during most of heroes of olympus he's unable to dye his hair so it starts growing out

annabeth gets jumpscared when she sees him in new rome bc she hasn't seen him w blond hair since they were 13 lol

he starts dyeing his hair black in the first place bc he feels the need to distance himself from how he looked when he first found out he was a demigod :(

sally is the only one who knows this until heroes of olympus when he tells annabeth

he also likes having his hair dark like tyson's :)

after his hair grows out and is nearly totally blond at the end of HoO, percy has a minor breakdown about it and after that dyes his hair nearly every weekend

nobody at ahs knows he's a natural blond bc YOU DO NOT SEE HIS ROOTS

he starts letting his hair grow out a bit when he gets to college and when he posts a pic of him with blond roots his ahs friends are shook

they're like girl wdym you've been blond this WHOLE FUCKING TIME

and percy's just the disaster girl meme (he's having way too much fun with this)

he probably doesn't keep his hair blond for long bc atp he prefers black but at least he's a lil more comfortable with his natural hair than he was post-HoO

ok that's all for now bye bye

[do-you-ship-it-polls]

Which Toxic Yaoi is the best

Sequel to the toxic yuri poll. I deeply apologise if some of these are not toxic, i went off of the propaganda

Propaganda under the cut!

BbKaz (Big Boss/Kazuhira Miller)

they have multitudes.. you can ship it as something goofy and fluffy or as the most toxic yaoi of all time and theyre both pretty reasonable interpretations. they go on a date together and have sex in a cardboard box on a beach in canon and a bunch of other crazy shit. their relationship spans 20 years so they span from honeymooning to divorced to one trying to kill the other etc. "love loses" the ship they make me insane

Flash/Reverse Flash

"It was ME Barry, I jerked you off at supersonic speeds so it would seem like you nutted at just a woman's touch!"

Possibly the most toxic yaoi of all time

SuzaLuLu (Kururugi Suzaku/Lelouch Lamperougue)

TOXIC YAOI TOXIC YAOI

SaruMi (Saruhiko Fushimi/Misaki Yata)

Toxic yaoi, obsessive boy joins a gang with his best friend but then his best friend makes other friends in the gang so he joins up with an enemy gang instead. Normal behavior.

Valvert (Jean Valjean/Javert)

They��re so obsessed with each other (especially javert to valjean) it’s like half of the plot. Pinnacle of toxic old man yaoi. Produces the funniest plot point in the show: Valjean (escaped convict in disguise as a mayor and businessman) saves someone by lifting a cart he was trapped under and Javert (cop trying to catch Valjean) goes “Damn girl… you remind me of this guy…. He’s the only guy I’ve ever seen who’s as swole and jacked as you”

Lawlight (Light/L)

"L and Light are the founding fathers of toxic yaoi" is what people WANT you to believe but these poor men are being slandered... You see it's ackshually totally heterosexual to give your bestie (who's also your mortal enemy) a foot massage while he he makes soft little grunting noises and wipes the water droplets from your rain-soaked hair all while a soft melancholic piano track is accompanying this surprisingly tender moment between the two of you- IF it's a religious callback to Jesus and Judas. It's just a Bible reference bro. No homo. 🤓☝

Anyhow don't google the Japanese version of "Playing his Game" (which is called "Inside of him" in Japanese) from the Death Note Musical. I assure you there is absolutely nothing gay about those lyrics.

Wdym people love shipping two mortal enemies with an unhealthy obsessive murderous rivaly??? What is the world coming to... Besides Light is clearly heterosexual. His lack of interest in women is because he's a based sigma male obviously...

and additional reason here but this one is a spoiler

Foot washing scene. The musical. God, they're so obsessed with each other. When L dies Light loses his main drive, his passion- being Kira isn't fun anymore without L, he isn't having a good time even though he won their battle of wits. Light being L's first friend. L being... really, the first person to understand Light. Theyre insane I love them

[shapelytimber]

I love this show, especially when the gay little russian spy show up in little outfits :))

Everytime I visit @quijicroix I end up drawing tmfu fanart fkkfkkkc weird. Anyway all the little comics are retellings of my favorite scene from the episodes :) with no liberties taken whatsoever haha I would never do that

PS : Was no one gonna tell me that my most high effort uncle fanart, where I made them eat at a restaurant from my hometown as an excuse to show off the food I grew up with that is specific to this region of france..... Is canon ?????? They actually went to the french riviera (and not like marseille or aix ?? Well they're not in Nice, but Canne is a 40min drive away so close enough) ???????? I was loosing my shit watching 'the girls from Nazarone affair' with quiji omg

Wdym an american show can name another french town other than Paris ? Incredible

[all-i-ever-do-is-yearn]

Tsc 2/3 predictions (more like headcanons I'm trying to manifest)

jean meets andreil's cats and they love him. he tries to be all tough but ends up petting them for hours. this helps him agree to the idea of a service dog

jean gets a service dog (he picks a golden retriever because he knows jeremy is obsessed with them) jerejean become parents of the dog before they even start dating, and everyone refers to them as mom and dad (jeremy is the mom ofc)

once jean learns how drive a bike jeremy goes with him on a drive and he's trying to be supportive but he's also scared and clutching jean tightly without realizing. jean makes fun of him for it later but secretly he liked having jeremy cling to him.

hints that jean and neil cuddled at some point in between rounds of torture, that make many people jealous

everyone calling out jerejean on their obvious tension while they act clueless.

jean befriends another trojan who is his polar opposite (thiis is 100% due to @kevinsdsy 's shawn anderson I've grown attached to the socmed au characters like wdym they're not canon)

kevin has a crisis when he has to play against a healthy jean AND jeremy he realises how terribly he FUMBLED

andrew keeps calling jean valjean (they become best friends nora pls ) also the jean andrew height difference is so funny they make the best duo

jeremy is not so nice to neil, since he doesnt know their lore but he knows the one time jean left with him he came back crying. its subtle enough that neil doesn't notice but all the trojans are like 'who are you and what have you done with our captain'

neil mentions jean did his hair but not why. jeremy gets jealous and keeps asking jean to help him dye his roots too (that backfires spectacularly)

[jellybeanium124]

I can't believe stede and ed canonically haven't cuddled. in my mind they've been cosy in bed every night for the last 10 months. wdym they're separated??? no they are in bed. like in the fan art on tumblr dot com.

[hainethehero]

So I made the mistake of stumbling onto the NOT STEVE ROGERS FRIENDLY tag today and..

You have to be a special type of delusional to be this obsessed with a character you don't like!??

Over 2k fics have the tag and are almost entirely Tony Stark-centered fics. I'm assuming these are the "fans" who totally buy into the MCU canon and don't know any other Captain America lore outside of what Feige and Whedon have done. Or, they're the "fans" who refuse to understand the politics behind Steve's character and how he was inherently undermined throughout the entire ten years of the MCU by the directors and writers for most of the films.

Because the arguments in most of these fics for being "not Steve rogers friendly" are really surface level shit like:

1) "Steve refused to sign the Accords and broke up the Avengers" (he was right & he didn't break them up, an overemotional Tony did when he refused to listen to Bucky's side of the story).

2) Steve fought Tony and almost killed him (yeah, like Tony didn't blast Bucky's arm off and shoot his repulsor rays directly at Steve).

3)Steve is homophobic (y'all are just making up reasons to hate this man atp)

4)Steve is racist (Steve hated racists & you'd know that if you read the comics, or you guys are just that deluded that you're making Steve racist & trying to project it as canon and therefore a "reasonable" explanation as to why you hate him)

5)Blaming Steve for Rhodey's accident (WHICH WAS TEAM TONY'S FAULT!)

6)YALL, THEY MADE STEVE THE BAD GUY IN A BROCK RUMLOW/BUCKY FIC! I stg I cannot make this shit up💀 Steve's bad for wanting Bucky to be Bucky again, but somehow Brock's the good guy for wanting Bucky to be the Soldier...

Steve left Bucky for Peggy (we'll get to this soon)

There's a hundred more irrational reasons for the Steve Rogers hate, but let me get to the WORST part.

THERE ARE BUCKY STANS WHO ARE ANTI-STEVE ROGERS.

And I'm sorry, no. I don't accept that you love Bucky Barnes but hate the one person he loves the most in the world.

They argued in a couple fics that "Bucky also went rogue after Siberia but he didn't want to associate with Steve, Nat & the rest of the team- WHO HELPED RESCUE BUCKY & EVENTUALLY EXONERATE HIM- but rather, he went off on his own & eventually Tony finds him, they hash it out and become friends to lovers."

Helppp???? Wdym Bucky isn't gonna stick with the one man he's been keeping diaries about to try and get back his memories? But he'll go to the one guy that re-traumatized him by blowing out his arm again?

Not only that, but Bucky absolutely hates Steve in some of these fics and the reason will be, "he left Bucky to go back to Peggy." Like, you cannot be a serious fan if you're still going with the Endgame canon. For a majority of us, we recognize Endgame as being nothing but terrible writing and mischaracterizations. Why are yall not analyzing and interpreting media critically? The MCU has never been on Steve's side and have always diminished his character in an attempt to make Tony the ultimate hero of the OG 6. Don't yall know the discourse? It's embarrassing atp.

And this is my stance on the entire thing: there's nothing wrong with writing fics about characters you don't necessarily like or aren't interested in. It's OKAY if you don't like Steve Rogers- but you've gotta be rational about him, instead of hateful. Most, if not all of these "anti-steve" fics are written in bad faith. Bad understanding of the character and pure, shameless mischaracterizations which just makes these types of fics fickle and weak- hilarious to read though cos that Brock one had me deadddd😭💀.

[hollow-keys]

I'm not complaining but literally this is so out of left field like wdym the animated spin off show they're not even main cast members of canonised a 30 year old ship long considered past the point of possibly becoming canon like whaaaat???

[hotteststar]

being in the marauders fandom is so funny bc like wdym they're heterosexual and have a wife and a child???? no they're not, they're so gay and love the character I ship them with all their heart. wdym they're dead????? no wtf they're living their best life together in a wonderful house that they painted themselves with a gorgeous garden full of flowers that remind them of each other because they take care of them together every sunday and they've also adopted three children who are so happy and whom they love so much. And that's canon because I said so, idc.

Also, idk if I'm talking about jegulus or wolfstar, but it doesn't matter ig.