#like two days ago I bummed a hit off my sister's vape pen and straight up had like. a fucking asthma attack
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They're NEVER making another guy like me
#red rambles#trying to get my ducks all in a like today and lmao#like two days ago I bummed a hit off my sister's vape pen and straight up had like. a fucking asthma attack#(as far as i knew i didn't *have* asthma)#only remembered because my sister then was like 'oh yeah mom has asthma that makes sense' as though i should've known that#so today i waq trying to put together all the stuff i gotta put in my medical file (also arthritis!yay!)#that's not the part that matters#the important part is. after i was done feeling like my lungs had just been clenched in a giant fist#i did not go 'damn that sucked im not doing that again'#i went 'woah that felt really weird can i have another hit'#(my sister said no given i had just been sitting on the floor saying I couldn't breathe right and wheezing for three minutes or whatever)#(reasonable but now i want to get a dab pen ir something)#(<- also just straight up do not like nicotine(#actually the REALLY funny part of this is that the reason ive been an edibles only bitch for the last year is that through high school ever#time i smoked weed i got hives. like. physical visible obvious skin rash. I've never had an asthma attack before#finally... the scary high I've been craving....#im still gonna get myself salvia though
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