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jjcattt · 5 days ago

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i think the biggest sign that our entire existence is fucked is that spirk was canonized and it didn't make the servers of every social media platform go down from the sheer force of 60 years worth of fangirling being released at once

#star trek #spirk #ive only ever watched like 10 episodes of star trek but even i lost my mind when i found out #like those are grandpa and grandad fanfiction you need to respect your elders #they invented sex pollen. they invented fuck or die. the only reason it took 60 years for them to hold hands is because we weren't ready yet #if they held hands that homoerotically in the 70s it would've collapsed the united states government in an instant #not for any direct reason its just that the power of all of the spirk fangirls imagining them breaking beds would've created shockwaves #which in turn would've demolished all buildings on the continent of america

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