#like this was an irl thirst trap

[arctvros]

couldn’t stop thinking about san lang’s dramatic appearance at puqi shrine after the fetus spirit arc

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

ok but like anyone here gay

[three-headed-monster]

kevin korchinski in rockford | 10.08.24

[butterflybandage222]

Patrick Stump + Hayley Williams - Get Back

[tchaikovskaya]

🫠

[valentijnsstuff]

Mutuals be warned, I'm very in the mood to post full ass (threat/promise)

[anauwhere]

Sometimes i think about that post/comment (I forgot)that said that puritan zoomers would put a banner tw death in a cemetery cause it was too real

[roscoehamiltons]

love seeing lewis’ naked back first thing in the morning 😌

[izvmimi]

so yesterday i tried to make a pro hero deku irl pinterest board but like half of the board ended up just being wonho thirst traps so i went to go do something productive instead

[alur-chip]

(Crossdresser binghe)

Bingtober 2024 day 19

I just think this would be a funny au, where binghe realises he has a pretty face and thrifts clothes and makeup and gets fake hair to start posting thirst traps and even stream to gullible men who really think he's a girl, and sy being one of these gullible men, and the highest donating one even

and then later on i want sy to meet binghe irl and have a sexuality crisis about it bc this boy looks so much like his no 1 fave and surely that's the only reason he's attracted to him right? maybe they're siblings-

[sgbabereview]

Name: Queenie

Age: 24

Estimated bra size: 32B

She truly is the queen of SG #fitfucks! With a hardcore body like that, Queenie intimidates many even though they would love to devour her.

The fitness instructor who was once infamous for her sensual tiktok dances has gone on to post proper thirst traps of her lean tight body.

“I imagine that she rides cock like she rides her spin bike hahaha,” a SGBR reader said.

Bikinis are a friend and help to draw your eyes to her beautiful little tits. This set of photos looks like a Vixen porn set for their outdoor scenes. She would fit right in! I know several guys who have been tempted to put their cocks up against her pictures.

Do you want Queenie to become the MOST DESIRED GIRL on SGBR? The cum target with the most REBLOGS gets to attain the coveted title!

Submit your irl sluts and their leaks for review!

[dear-ao3]

me and katya: oh no were not going to see eachother for like 6 weeks this is terrible and awful how will we survive

also me and katya: were literally internet friends for 4 years before a series of strange events led to us even knowing eachother irl in the first place and spent all of quarantine sending eachother thirst traps to weird 2010s club music on instagram and also planning and forgetting the entire plot of a fic on google docs chats

[smallishbabes]

Finished it. So bad. 2/10. +2 points for the fits of laughter I had while reading the atrocious dirty talk and cheesy flirting lol

I've only heard bad things about the spanish love deception,, good luck soldier 🫡

Ty anon ty I’m glad the not the only one who thinks it’s terrible :’)

[axelsagewrites]

Modern HOTD NSFW Headcannons

Contains: Jace, Daemon, Aegon, Aemond

Word count: 606

Warnings: smut 18+

Masterlist Here

Jace

Doesn’t understand hook-up culture

Blushes like a virgin at his crush/partner making sex jokes in public

Type of guy to get a towel to sit beside the bed before starting for easy clean up later

Also has tissues and water on the bedside for after

Gets turned on by people wearing his clothes

Got worried when you asked for lube but quickly learned he didn’t need to be

Proceeds to buy 5 bottles of different flavours

Would buy flavoured condoms

Has lived with so many people he’s learned to be quiet

Goes on hikes just to fuck in the forest cause to him that’s privacy

Irl dirty talk can be hard for him but on the phone?

Mastermind at making you squirm from across the country

Got very scared by kinks at first

Now a fiend

Constantly googling aftercare tips and how to dirty talk

Watches those youtube videos about how to kiss

Whenever he’s drunk he’s a proud horn dog

Brags about giving oral

Aftercare king

Daemon

Has a designated kink drawer

Possibly a straight up sex room

Organises his ropes by colour and preference

When he sexy talks irl its amazing

On the phone its great

He cannot dirty text

He uses way too many emojis or his promises don’t work without the voice

He has mastered the voice

Each gift giving occasion is accompanied by him buying you new lingerie

Every birthday he asked for the same thing: sex

Defiantly talks in online kink forums

Goes to poly clubs and swingers parties

Teaches everyone who listens about poly lifestyle

Under his sex toy drawer is a after care drawer

Tinder fanatic

Gets an STD text every other month

Is on a first name basis with a testing clinic

Considered being a porn star

Aegon

Condom king

Hands them out at every party he goes to

Constantly preaching about safe sex since sex is his favourite hobby

Tider is his most used app

Will fuck in the library, his brothers bed, or in a car

Car sex is his favourite

Blow job fanatic

Did a blow job shot for his bday with his whole family watching cause he doesn’t care

Too lazy for most kinks but knows how to find the clit

Loves ball play

Constant ball jokes however

Secret bottom who will have a meltdown when you call him one

Definitely keeps himself very trimmed down there

Makes everything an inuendo

A proud whore

Nude fanatic

His snapchat my eyes only is filled to the brim

Ends up in a poly relationship for like a year but eventually bows out of it

Aemond

Too deep for tinder but not for random hook-ups

Also not for only fans

Because he has one and is making bank off of it

Was ashamed at first till he used the money to buy a car

Wants to make enough to be a sugar daddy

Daddy kink 100%

Has a sex toy drawer and wide lube range

Takes cinematic level nudes

Still has a small stash of porn mags since he prefers it that way

Best gift for him is making a sex tape with his partner

Seriously considering becoming a striper on the side

Has a couple of fuck buddies on rotation rather than a new person every week

Has a mini fridge stocked with water by his bed to cool down after

Constantly researching new kinks

Has a spit kink

Runs his own nsfw reddit sub reddit

Makes thirst traps on tiktok

Asked his family for a hot tub for his joint birthday and Christmas gift just to fuck in it

[kaiaden]

Lloyd having fans

Bro can you just imagine Lloyd back in seasons 2-7 having fans like Kai’s? Cuz I can imagine it, like everyone in Ninjago thinks he’s this 14 year old guy, but he’s secretly like 9, and they just simp over him at like 16-17. Cuz it happens irl where people are like ‘omg he’s so hot!’ And I’m just like ‘gurl, he’s like 12.’

Like it’s the same way with Ninjago fans today, where they purposefully sexualize him when he was in season 2-7, cuz he’s ’older now.’ Bruh, you sound like Lloyd x Ninja shippers tryna defend ur freaky ass ships.

honestly, people sexualize him the most when he’s in seasons 8-15, when I’m pretty sure he isn’t even 18 at that point, maybe, but just BARELY and he’s easily 15 in season 8, when people HEAVILY sexualize him. It’s so damn hard to find a season 8 Tik Tok of Lloyd, and have it NOT be a damn THIRST TRAP

[hotmessmaxpress]

bezz at his core is a LOVER that boy is so very sweet so very loving

there is no way attention WHORE marc marquez and lover boy marco bezzecchi do not get along like they are a match made in heaven me thinks

(in rpf land: marcmarc insufferable lovers in the best way possible, irl: marc doesn’t know bezz exists and bezz is wayy too influenced by vale - but a girl can dream)

you are so right! bez is the simp boyfriend. he takes marc's thirst trap instagram pictures for him and is the first person to comment heart eye emojis every time. he's in awe of how hot marc is and marc is like 'holy fuck!! being loved unconditionally without being accused of being a dirty rider is so fucking wild! this little pit bull man is obsessed every part of me and he's not even a little mean or suspicious!!'

they have a very happy and fulfilling relationship in the rpf land that exists in my head 😌