#like this is obv fun and your typical “canon is dead” fandom shenanigans but I don’t want any of the usual clowns whining over it

[frooogscream]

Djenk:*holds EdIzzy a hand wide away while they desperately try to kiss* “I created a beautiful father figure”😌

Me:*pries them out of his lil straight boy grippers*. “You ruined a perfecly good toxic yaoi, that’s what you did! Look at it, it has character assassination & ‘straight Izzy’-heresy now!