#like they are both sleezy business men and they are also both a very concerned individual listening to their shady practices

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CF for the relationship meme!

UHHHHH. So they aren't together, persay, but we can treat the business relationship like any other more significant type of relationship. Also C isn't mine so sorry if he's ooc.

Who starts most fights?

Both of them in a way. F is more likely to bring up an issue but C turns a discussion into a fight. It's probably something stupid.

Who is more likely to storm out during a fight?

F would get annoyed and leave but... F doesn't leave so probably C.

Who is more likely to cry during a fight?

Neither of them I don't think. Whatever they're fighting over it probably isn't worth tears.

Who surrenders at the end of most fights?

F usually. Whatever C wanted to do is worth fighting over, he usually justs lets it be.

Who is more likely to throw things in fights?

C. F is non violent. C is liable to grab the nearest object and toss it in a random direction to emphasize his point.

Who is more likely to bring up past mistakes?

F could make a whole folder of all the shit C has fucked up. He did, actually, and everytime C has a terrible idea he gets it out.

Who is louder in fights?

C, again F doesn't get agressive. If C needs to get his point across he'll yell.

Who is more likely to blame the other?

Depends on the situation. Either way neither of them are taking the blame.

Who is more likely to blame themselves?

Again, neither of them are taking blame.

Who is more likely to give the silent treatment?

They are both petty and will try and ignore one and other in hopes that that works somehow.

Who gets jealous more easily?

C weirdly enough. For some reason he doesn't like when F chooses to smoke with/bang K instead of him. He doesn't like F as anything other than a business partner and fuck buddy but he finds K's existence slightly threatening. He doesn't care if F goes on dates or dose stupid couple things with her it's on the drugs and sex he has an issue with. Perhaps he feels that because he values K's relationship more that everytime F dose something with her that he'd normally do with C, C feels unimportant? Who knows.

Who is angered more easily?

Both of them honestly. F can get really pissy when he's sober but C can blow things out of proportions.

Who is more likely to break off the relationship?

F has told C to leave before. He's told him it's over until C stops being an ass. That's probably the closest equivalent.

Who is more likely to threaten to leave?

C will threaten to "leave the operation" (ignore him for a day) and "snitch and go into witness protection" (tell Roger and move to a dorm furth away from F's) over a fight he started.

Who is more likely to actually leave?

F has other people to fill C's shoes. If he ever gets too much of an issue he'll abandon him, but the benefits of C outweigh the irritation.

Who is more likely to forget the other first?

I don't think they'll forget eachother. C might disregard the fiasco later in life as a weird first job, but F will probably be cursing whoever came to replace C. That and he'll miss the intimate moments. C is definitely one of rhe more skilled of F's boy partners and afterwards he isn't affectionate, persay, but he's the only one of F's hookups that'll let him stay the night with no drugs involved (I mean, they will be, because it's F, but they don't have to be)

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How would the husbands react if the LDB wanted to introduce them to their parents?

Skyrim Husbandos Meeting the Folks:

Just to clarify! Usually all of my fics are written with a female reader unless requested otherwise! I apologize if you meant for it to be a gender neutral headcanon ;-;

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Ulfric Stormcloak: Preps his hair a few too many times. You're the Dragonborn. Such a gorgeous and powerful woman must have parents kin to deities! He'll have to make sure the meeting goes without a single flaw if he wishes to impress them.

He'll be even more anxious if they're supporters of the Empire. Gods, they'll despise him! You know that dinner scene in Shrek 2? That's pretty much how he'll expect it to go. But don't worry. In reality, he learns that your parents happily accept him as their son-to-be. (Forgive him if he gets political)

Veezara: He's a bit surprised by your invitation. If anything, he didn't expect you to even be in contact with your family due to your, ahem, unflattering occupation. Nevertheless, he feels more than honored to meet them.

His outfit choice will be his usual Brotherhood armor, to which you hastily advice him to think a bit longer on the matter. The next issue will be whether or not he should strap a dagger in his boot. "Just in case," he says. Veezara is actually very charismatic with your parents, despite the fact that he's never really had any. But soon enough, he'll come to treasue them as if they were.

Argis the Bulwark: Gods above, he'll love your folks more than a child loves sweetrolls. If the two of you aren't busy, he'll make a request to go visit them. It takes no time at all for your housecarl to immediately feel a part of the family, and he will brag frequently about you, as will they. In the end, the three of them are just sitting in front of the hearth, speaking nothing but pure love and adoration for you.

If Argis had to take a survey concerning his favorite things, it would most likely be structured like this:

My Favorite Things: -Y/n -Y/n's parents -everything Y/n likes -beef roast

Teldryn Sero: Much like Ulfric, he's also very nervous believe it or not. Teldryn is convinced that he's lacking in the career department, and he expects your parents to be underwhelmed once meeting him. The last thing he wants is to disappoint your family by admitting that he's just your average mercenary who used to drink himself sour in a sleezy inn every day.

He's a bit, I dare say, timid upon first greetings. For the most part, he'll let you do all of the talking until the conversation finally steers in his direction. He swears he can feel his heart rest at ease when your parents take a huge liking to his work. He deeply respects your father, and your father respects him all the same. Meanwhile, your mother is busy flashing you giddy looks as she whispers, "such a handsome man, he is!"

Ancano: He's very curious to say the least. He's well aware of the existence of your parents, for you speak about them quite often to him. In reality, he can't help but feel a bit of jealousy stirring in his stomach. To have people that cherish him deeply has been a secret desire of his since childhood.

Your parents are a bit astounded by your taste in men. They might exchange a few worried glances at first, murmuring to one another if letting a Thalmor into their home is the best choice. This causes Ancano to feel disheartened, but that doubt is quickly erased after sharing a chat with them. Your parents will then apologize for their caution, and surprisingly the three of them will get along very well! On your way back to the College, he'll have a pleased smile accenting his lips.

Miraak: He's skilled at maintaining his poker face, but the anticipation is definitely eminent. In his eyes, meeting your parents is the greatest privilege he's ever been bestowed. He already has a deeply profound and complex respect for you, and now he gets to meet the very people who birthed you?! He's screaming. Inwardly, I mean.

Disclosing the topic on how you both met will certainly be interesting. He'll make it elaborate, dramatic, and overall heart-wrenching. "It all started during the era of my rebellion against the Dragon Cult..." "Do you favor the color green, Mrs. L/n? I onced favored green. And then I spent 3000 years imprisoned in a green and goopy dimension, consumed by an endless abyss of vengeance and rage." "Y/n was so beautiful upon first laying my eyes on her. She was on the floor, of course. But even still, her eyes shimmered like jewels (probably from tears of agony :3)" "Ah yes... then she beat the daylights of me and commanded me to be her pissbaby servant. Such a strong and charming woman!"

Savos Aren: Will over apply cologne for the sake of masking his natural herbal scent. He knows well how much you love the way he smells, however he kind of wants to prevent your folks from realizing just how often he spends in his garden.

He's enchanted by your parents from the start, and he simply loves them to death. Savos doesn't categorize in the "young people" flock, so it's only safe to invision three seniors chatting away over a hot brew of tea and rocking chairs. He'll mainly discuss his role as Arch Mage, along with how amazingly talented you are as both apprentice and Dragonborn. Ah, but they obviously knew that already.

Romlyn Dreth: He isn't going to charm your parents, oh no. He's going to dazzle them. He'll wear his best clothing, have his hair combed back, conjure up the best manners known to man and mer, etcetera. And when they ask what he does for a living, Romlyn with flutter out a confident chuckle before saying, "I sell good mead for cheap."

In truth, he's never been so intrigued by your personal life. He didn't even know you had parents! Boy, was he ecstatic to hear that you wanted him to meet them. He was a tad intimidated by the thought, but he became comfortable rather quickly. Sometimes, it feels as if he literally stole them from you, for he speaks with them as if he's their most treasured son!

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I'll be thinking about this all night, holy shit. Thanks for a awesome request, Anon!