#F and C

[earthwormstew]

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the fact that primo now has to decide on meals to make sure they’re coordinated is the only thing i gathered from the finale

[bb-shiny-flowers]

Take me to baby world please!

[chemicalcandy]

oh yeah baby ice winter magic

[hyperba]

Fionna and Cake episodes 7 and 8 in a nutshell

[fairweather-fangs]

CF for the relationship meme!

UHHHHH. So they aren't together, persay, but we can treat the business relationship like any other more significant type of relationship. Also C isn't mine so sorry if he's ooc.

Who starts most fights?

Both of them in a way. F is more likely to bring up an issue but C turns a discussion into a fight. It's probably something stupid.

Who is more likely to storm out during a fight?

F would get annoyed and leave but... F doesn't leave so probably C.

Who is more likely to cry during a fight?

Neither of them I don't think. Whatever they're fighting over it probably isn't worth tears.

Who surrenders at the end of most fights?

F usually. Whatever C wanted to do is worth fighting over, he usually justs lets it be.

Who is more likely to throw things in fights?

C. F is non violent. C is liable to grab the nearest object and toss it in a random direction to emphasize his point.

Who is more likely to bring up past mistakes?

F could make a whole folder of all the shit C has fucked up. He did, actually, and everytime C has a terrible idea he gets it out.

Who is louder in fights?

C, again F doesn't get agressive. If C needs to get his point across he'll yell.

Who is more likely to blame the other?

Depends on the situation. Either way neither of them are taking the blame.

Who is more likely to blame themselves?

Again, neither of them are taking blame.

Who is more likely to give the silent treatment?

They are both petty and will try and ignore one and other in hopes that that works somehow.

Who gets jealous more easily?

C weirdly enough. For some reason he doesn't like when F chooses to smoke with/bang K instead of him. He doesn't like F as anything other than a business partner and fuck buddy but he finds K's existence slightly threatening. He doesn't care if F goes on dates or dose stupid couple things with her it's on the drugs and sex he has an issue with. Perhaps he feels that because he values K's relationship more that everytime F dose something with her that he'd normally do with C, C feels unimportant? Who knows.

Who is angered more easily?

Both of them honestly. F can get really pissy when he's sober but C can blow things out of proportions.

Who is more likely to break off the relationship?

F has told C to leave before. He's told him it's over until C stops being an ass. That's probably the closest equivalent.

Who is more likely to threaten to leave?

C will threaten to "leave the operation" (ignore him for a day) and "snitch and go into witness protection" (tell Roger and move to a dorm furth away from F's) over a fight he started.

Who is more likely to actually leave?

F has other people to fill C's shoes. If he ever gets too much of an issue he'll abandon him, but the benefits of C outweigh the irritation.

Who is more likely to forget the other first?

I don't think they'll forget eachother. C might disregard the fiasco later in life as a weird first job, but F will probably be cursing whoever came to replace C. That and he'll miss the intimate moments. C is definitely one of rhe more skilled of F's boy partners and afterwards he isn't affectionate, persay, but he's the only one of F's hookups that'll let him stay the night with no drugs involved (I mean, they will be, because it's F, but they don't have to be)

[mebssann]

average yuri/ yaoi couple

[prettyflyshyguy]

FELT IS THE WARMEST PLACE TO HIDE

[phoneyotc]

redraw

[jamjoob]

SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

[wazzappp]

I think I hauve covid

[inbarfink]

"oooooh, I know the comics aren't canon, but I wonder if Simon did an 'Ice King Apology Tour' in the main show continuity as well?"

Guys, let's not kid ourselves.

Simon's first instinct is to apologize for the actions of his Alternative Universe Counterparts.

OF COURSE HE DID A FUCKING ICE KING APOLOGY TOUR!

[earthwormstew]

i bet like 5 bucks on this being what fionna returns to

[angelofdumpsterfires]

the lich most unexpected MVP of the year

he really saw simon about to relapse and went “goddess, come get your hoe he’s doing it again”

[little-pup-pip]

Cosy day in!!

[grymghoul]

GALE was the vocal one during sex. He was helpless and mewing half the time. His hands pawing and clawing at your hips with his head thrown back. He tried to watch you ask much as he could, but his eyes would slip shut. Especially when you anchored your hands on his chest to give yourself a better angle, to have more leverage. He was a mess of moans and panting out your name like a prayer. Every few rolls and snaps of your hips he'd groan and whine, a soft noise, quiet, deep from his chest.

"That's it- God's, that's lovely. You're wonderful at this, are you- ah-" A sharp moan left him, his hands gripping the meat of your ass. He kneaded it, using it to help you fuck him just the way he liked. "I worry I might not survive this.." He swallowed hard, choking back a pathetic whine. "My love.. You're a delight-"

He couldn't help it. You sounded like an animal, your keening moans and open mouth cries. You had made his dick creamy, like a crown at the base. His pubes sticky, navel tacky. You'd come once or twice on his cock. He loved that. He loved feeling those pillowy walls clench around him, trying to milk him for everything he had and more.

"I can't last- not like this-" His hands shook. He was tempted to pull you off of him, so he could have a breather. He was no stranger to edging, you found this wildly hot. How he'd force himself to pull out, panting against your neck in between mouth mouthed kisses on your neck.

Instead, he rolled you over, your legs hooked around his waist from the position change. He pressed your thighs to your chest, angling them apart. He pistoned into with abandon, the wet slaps mixed with your combined moans was a symphony of sin. His forehead pressed to yours, his eyes barely open.

"Look at me. Please." He was barely able to get the words out. His chest tight from the gasps for air, it was like your hot cunt squeezed the air from his lungs. You couldn't deny your wizard what he wanted, such a simple request. When your eyes met, one hand left your thigh to hold your cheek. "Hello, my love.." His words soft and sweet. So sweet. It went straight to your pussy. She was battered by all the attention he'd given her. It was all too much, he was pounding all rationality from you. The waves of another orgasm threatened to crash over you and sweep you away. Gale knew this. From the beginning he was so in tune with what your body was doing.

He used his shoulders to keep your legs pinned, his now free hand dropping down to circle your clit with precision. He felt the grip on his hair tighten, nails raking his back. "That's it, my sweet. Absolutely divine. Like you're a gift from the gods themselves.."

His hips stuttered, eyes fluttering as your cunt clenched him. "Gods above and below.." He buried himself one last time, staying in place as he spilled himself deep inside. His legs trembled as his seed coated your walls. he didn't pull out right away, his face resting into your neck, breath wavering.

His cum oozed out in thick gobs with every twitch and flutter from both of you, ruining the sheets.