#like there are ways to leave your club and be remembered by fans forever or be a two faced glory hunter

[daeluin]

genuinely unusable twitter since yesterday. got my feed poisoned with either fob drama or whatever stage liverpooltwt is on rn with regards to trent

[chiscaralight]

college athlete!gojo who’s full of life. he lights up every room and has every head turning when he walks by. everyone absolutely loves him!!!…except you.

it’s so frustrating seeing that head of white hair waltz into whatever area you’re in, hearing how the whispers pick up and his name happens to flow into distance conversations with ease. it's not that you’re jealous, you’re fairly popular and you have a good reputation on your head. but when it comes to him? it ignites something in you that you just can’t explain.

college athlete!gojo who you hate even more after you touch yourself to the thought of him, bunching up your shirt between your lips to muffle the cries of his name leaking from your lips as you fuck yourself onto your fingers, desperately wishing they were his even with the burning hatred in your heart that you have for him.

college athlete!gojo who knows you don’t like him. you might think he pays you no mind like the rest of his on-campus fan club, but he sees everything. he sees the way you roll your eyes when he starts to speak and your eyebrows furrow when he smiles at something someone said. he just doesn’t understand it, did he do something? not that he’d want it to stop anyways, every reaction you give him makes his dick a little bit harder for you. college athlete!geto tells him to get a life, you can’t get everyone to like you. and while he is right, there can’t be no reason right?

college athlete!gojo who winds up staring at you during some frat party he was invited to. most of his teammates were playing beer pong somewhere off to the side, but instead, he's watching you down shots, dancing, and having a great time. the alcohol he’s had a bit ago is still clouding his judgment, and it makes him follow you off to the vacant balcony when he sees you walk over there, presumably to get some fresh air.

college athlete!gojo who stops you before you leave once you catch. he’s agitated now, voice so sexily clear even with whatever concoction the frat members had mixed up. even with your drunken state, you’re still pushing him away! what did he do? you guys have barely ever held a conversation, much less interacted enough for you to hate him as much as he's picked up on, why do you keep treating him like this?

and maybe it's a less than stellar idea to admit to someone you barely know, much less don't like that you've touched yourself to them on numerous occasions. maybe it's even worse to tell him how your cunt hurts whenever he walked into a room, wishing he'd ease the pain with his tongue. you could always blame the alcohol, yes? but you'd rather take full responsibility for this, the same way you'll take full responsibility for the way you're riding his face now, moaning and gushing all over the wet muscle as he hums into your heat.

college athlete!gojo who for the first time thanked the stars that he didn't live far from the collection of frat houses lining the streets. it's usually such a pain because of how loud they are always hosting one event or the other, consistently disturbing the peace he claims he needs. but if he had to drive any further, he might have just had to take you out in the open, regardless of who would've seen. not like he would've minded anyway. but instead, you're pressed up against the hallway to his room, writhing as his lips clamp down on your clit and his fingers bully their way into your cunt. your swollen lips are parted, moaning loudly as he pulls them in and out, trying to squirm out of his grip. he’s an athlete, remember? you’re practically no match for him as he draws you closer.

college athlete!gojo who finally gets you into the bed, crawling over you within an instant. his brows furrow when you try to stifle a laugh, pointing out that he has your lip gloss all over his lips, they’re practically shining as much as yours were when you put it on! forever one to tease, he gently asks if you want to put some more somewhere else.

college athlete!gojo who’s pretty cock ends up slapping the sides of your face despite the loud whine. he tells you to hush, think of it for compensation for all the emotional pain you put him through. you roll your eyes and he definitely doesn’t like it, because he’s shoving his length into your mouth immediately after. you'd half expect him to be somewhat mean to you, taking the opportunity to get back for all the mean things you've done and said that you didn't realize he'd known about. that's far from the case however, because he's cooing down at you, telling you how beautiful you look and how good you're making him feel, and your cunt is starting to feel empty again.

college athlete!gojo who dicks you down like he’s in love with you. his nimble fingers are all over your body, hands gripping your wrist while his cock reaches depths no other person has gotten to for you. your mind is blank, save for the image of the man above you. he’s so fucking pretty, eyes narrowed down at you with a small smirk painted over his lips. so much for this ‘hate’ you have, right?

college athlete!gojo who keeps his body pressed against yours as you cum hard, nails digging into the skin of his back as he helps you ride it out. he’s just so warm, it’s making everything feel ten times better!

college athlete!gojo who doesn’t wake you up after either. you’re out cold, and he’ll feel so bad if he bothers you. he really shouldn’t, but you’re the one that hates him, not the other way around. it’s why he just slides in behind you, firm arm holding your waist as your heartbeat guides him off to sleep.

college athlete!gojo who opens his eyes to an empty bed the next day. he’s honestly a little disappointed, but he kinda expected it. he’s groaning because he’s a little hungover and he has practice today, but his mood flips almost instantly when he sees the sticky note on his phone with numbers carefully written neatly across it.

college athlete!gojo who nudges you from behind as you're talking to your friends the next week. he whispers in your ear, telling you to hit the field at five o’clock, and flashes you a beautiful smile before stalking off. you're smiling quite a bit yourself until one of your friends snaps you out of it. what the fuck? didn't you hate this guy less than three hours ago? now you're sharing secrets, grinning at each other like idiots? you scratch your head as you see his tall, slender frame walk away. you kinda have some explaining to do now, don't you?

geto ver!

pt 2 of this!

[vivwritesfics]

Fire Is The Devil's Only Friend

Chapter Three

There was no such thing as making it on your own with a high profile boyfriend. That was why she kept her relationship a secret. But then after a PR fuck up, her boyfriend is forced into PR relationship and she's left on the side lines, missing him

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The story broke on the day her first book was published. Carlos couldn't help but feel rather sick every time she looked at her phone.

But she remained blissfully unaware for the entire day. By the end of the day, after the story had been out for a number of hours, it felt too late. Carlos went to bed that night with guilt plaguing him. His touch was hesitant as she shuffled across the bed, towards him.

She would have liked to find out from Carlos. Not during her first book signing. It was the weekend after her book came out and, as much as Carlos wanted to be there, he was at a race.

He texted her before the race began, just before the start of the signing. The lights went green at the race track as the doors to the book store opened, and people holding copies of her book walked in.

Person after person walked up to her table. She signed the inside of the book with a polite smile and sent them on their way.

That was until a girl in a Ferrari shirt came walking up to her table. She took notice of it right away. "I can't believe you're here instead of watching the race," she said through a laugh as she took the book from the young ferrari fan.

"Oh em gee!" The ferrari fan cried. "You watch Formula One? What team do you support?"

She let out a small laugh as she signed the inside of the book. To A wonderful Tifosi. "Ferrari, of course," she said as she placed her signature on the page.

"Who is your favourite driver? If you don't mind me asking, that."

She shook her head. "That's more than fine. I'm actually a Carlos Sainz fan," she said and slid the book back across the table.

"Oh! I can't believe he's finally taken, though. It feels like he was single forever."

The world stilled around her. Her heartbeat sped up and she gripped her pen so tight it almost shattered in her hand. The Ferrari fan thanked her and took her book as she walked away from the table. Before anybody else could approach she called one of the bookstore employees Iver. "I need five minutes," she said as she stood up from her seat.

The employee placed a sign on the table and directed her towards the back of the bookstore. Through the doors and out into the alleyway was the employee smoking area.

As soon as she was outside, she pulled her phone from her pocket. She couldn't text Carlos, not while he was driving. Instead she took to her personal instagram, the one with thirty followers. Her feed was full of F1 posts. Ever since she met Carlos she began following the sport, filling her private social media with anything she could find.

One of the first posts was a picture of Carlos leaving a night club. She'd been there that night, but she hadn't danced with him, hadn't left with him. It was enough being close to him.

The woman beside him was a stranger, though, photoshopped into the picture. She knew for a fact that she hadn't been in the club that night, hadn't left with Carlos, who drove straight to their apartment, to meet her there and fuck her.

Rebecca Donaldson. It was a name she didn't recognise. A quick goggle search turned up very little information about the woman. The most she could find was articles wondering who 'Carlos Sainz's new flame' was.

But she wasn't Carlos's new flame. Carlos didn't have a new flame. He had her. He'd had her for an entire year now.

Wearing a brave face, she returned to the signing.

Normally, after the race she'd immediately be on her phone, texting Carlos. He couldn't remember the last time he checked his phone after a race and she hadn't texted him.

This time, she couldn't wait to text him after her signing. Congratulate him on a great race and tell him all about it. This was before the signing actually happened.

Carlos checked his phone after the race, ready to read texts from her. But there were gone. He had texts from friends, from family, but not from her.

Carlito 💕💕

Are you awake, cariño?

Read

Huh, that was odd. She looked at the message the moment he sent it, but she didn't reply. A horrible, awful feeling settled in the pit of his stomach.

But Carlos wore a brave face. He pushed on with things, got on with it until he could get home to her.

He was quiet on the plane ride back. Those he was sharing the private jet with noticed, but they didn't say anything. Every time he checked his phone, they assumed he was messaging his new girlfriend. He really wasn't.

Carlos made his way straight home. He pushed his key into the door and twisted, pushing it open.

The house was quiet, eerily so. "Cariño? Are you there?" Carlos called.

Nothing.

Grabbing his bags, he started towards the bedroom. "Y/N?" Carlos called as he walked inside. But still, she wasn't there. Dropping his bags, Carlos started searching.

He found her in her office,tapping away at her computer. "Ah, there you are," he said as he walked towards her.

Carlos went to wrap his arms around her where she sat, but she stood. She stood up and walked away from him. "Cariño, is everything all right?"

Her jaw was set, hands crossed over her chest as she stared at him. "Carlos, I'm going to ask you this once. Are you cheating on me?"

Carlos felt the colour drain from his face. "Mi amor, no!" He cried as he rushed towards her. He went to cup her face between his hands, but she moved away.

"Who the fuck is Rebecca Donaldson?"

"Shit," he hissed. He'd fucked up, big time. "Cariño, please, you've got to listen to me," he said. "They threatened me with my seat! I haven't met her, I don't know her and I don't love her."

Tears sprang to her eyes and she sank down the wall. "What the fuck is going on, Carlos? I thought you loved me. I thought you were gonna..." she sniffed and wiped at her nose. "Do you not want to be with me? Is that it?"

This time, when Carlos approached her, she didn’t push him away. He took her hand and kissed her palm. "Ferrari fucked up," he whispered, still holding her hand. "They needed a PR distraction and they chose me. I don't know Rebecca Donaldson, I've never met her," he said. "I love you so much. I want nothing more than to show you off to the world."

She held his face and pulled him close, kissing him. But, when she pulled away, she stood. "Im going to stay with my mother for a bit," she said and walked out of the room to pack a bag.

Carlos couldn't move. His legs shook as he went to follow her. He felt sick to his stomach.

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[allastoredeer]

Hello I had this dream last night and I need to share it with you!!!

We know the whole crew is invited to the Cannibal Cookout for the weekend.

So I imagine Al is gonna let cameras take pictures of him and Lucifer, that way the headline of his relationship with the king of hell will reach the seven pentagram faster(it was showed that he can take pictures when he wants to, since vox kept one). But that also mean he is gonna be exposed for the first time in probably forever. Like he is known for his terrifying radio podcast, which means that not many ppl know about his true form, especially new born sinners. So I can only imagine the surprise of those people to see the radio demon , the scariest overlord of them all, being a cute deer with a a fluffy tail and all the package that comes with it. Also Alastor mentioned to Lucy to ‘Wear your Sunday best.”, which might imply that he is gonna wear something nice as well…

It would be hilarious if Half of hell will start simping for Alastor and downright ignoring Lucifer.

I can imagine the internet exploding with Alastor pictures and people going like 'aww his ears are moving’ or something, sinners go as far as make fan club about him, meanwhile a certain picture box is having a mental breakdown…

~Valentino: “u know u can just say it that u want him”

~Vox: “Alright alright fuck yea I do and so Does half of hell. God damn it”

Meanwhile Angel reading through the chaos Alastor just unleashed

“oh he is so stealing my job already”

Lmao

OFC In all of this Al is completely oblivious about the situation he caused, so the crew tries to keep him out the flow, to not freak him out, which it’s not hard at all, since the dude doesn’t have a phone, but he does get a bit suspicious when Lucifer makes him wear something to cover his upper body, almost as far as making him wear an hat and glasses lol(I don’t see Lucifer as being who enjoys losing himself on new trends and gossip on the internet, so Angel probably showed him a innocent picture of them, but Lucy made the bad choice to go read through the comments. Nonetheless to say he was scarred for life, and decided to take it upon himself to protect Alastor’s privacy)

Also Alastor can probably sense when someone takes pictures of him, twitching his eyes and tail but otherwise leaves it be for the sake of maintaining the charade.

This was it ehehe, I kinda felt bad I woke up from that dream, I honestly wanted to know how it ended.

Either way I can’t wait to see how u are planning to go with it. Cause I just know u are gonna make me love every second of it😆👌

thank you for listening

Ps I wrote this at 5 in the morning a week ago, and I am not sure if I already sent it to u or my mind is playing tricks to me…so I am sorry if u already got the message.

Heheheheh I love this! You have the BEST dreams. I'm so in love with most of Hell not knowing Alastor, or not really remembering what he looked like, since he's been gone (and Hell is expanding by the thousands every day, so of course there would be people who don't know him).

And so they see him for the first time and it's such a stark difference to what they were expecting XD He's developing a fan-base and Lucifer has to scare them all of (otherwise Alastor WILL murder. He will).

And no worries! I did get the ask from earlier! Sometimes, if it takes me a long time to get to an ask, that's because I want to draw some doodles for it like the pics above ^.^

[anzulvr]

୨୧ On Purpose Karma x (fem) Reader I| Chapter: 05 ୨୧

Prev || 05 Un? Fortunate || Next

⎯ "Just because you're a part of the student council doesn't mean you're allowed to get all cozy with Asano."  [Name] was sort of familiar with the student, a member of the fan club dedicated to the chairman's son, Asano Gakushu. 'It's way too early for this.' 

They'd never talked, but that didn't mean she hadn't had this same conversation with other people. It was as if his fan club had a precedent of hating [Name] before admitting members.

"I really don't know what you're talking about, but I can assure you there's nothing going on between-" The girl kept walking, harshly brushing her shoulder on [Name] in the process. She could barely get a word in.

It really wasn't like that. There was no reason for anyone to believe so, sure, she wasn't exactly out in the open about it but she was in a relationship. She isn't the type to mess with other guys behind Karma's back. She guessed it was the result of being the only girl on the council. They overanalyzed her every little step.

"If you want to be in the same class so badly just start failing until they throw you down with me."  Those were Karma's words from a few days ago, and [Name] was starting to consider them.

She couldn't decide if it was worth it or not. She was on top of her academics and as annoying as they were, spending so much time around the council meant the members grew on her.

'I need  something to drink...'

Out where the vending machines were she saw a familiar face, his blue hair tied up in pigtails. It had been so long since [Name] talked to Nagisa. As she was about to say hi, she noticed the green-haired girl who had been with him at the café. Her name was Kayano if she remembered correctly.

She didn't want to be rude and interrupt, that was the excuse she was going with. In full honesty, she was curious as to what Nagisa was doing with a girl, listening in for a bit wouldn't hurt.

"Explosives, guns, knives. I'm starting to doubt it's even possible to kill him." They were hovered over a notebook as if they were trying to solve a thousand-piece puzzle.

Some kind of game? That's what [Name] was wondering.

"but your notes are great, it's cool you're so observant Nagisa... what were we here for again?"

"Karma's strawberry milk."

"Yeah... He's a bit addicted don't you think?"

"Not as bad as your pudding thing... uh, hold on."

With instincts like Nagisas, he picked up on an uncounted-for presence. He shot Kayano a look, instructing her to quiet down with his eyes.

"[Name?]"

"Hey Nagisa! Sorry, I didn't mean to eavesdrop but you were busy."

"It's okay, How have you been?" He smiled warmly, internally he was praying you didn't hear anything strange.

"I'm good! I've missed you a lot, we haven't talked in forever!"

"We should hang out one of these days! Oh, I should introduce you, Kayano this is [Name], [Name] Kayano." He gestures between the both girls.

"Nice to meet you." Kayano shakes her hand.

"Why are there two types of strawberry milk here? Kayano, do you remember which one he gets?" asks Nagisa.

"No, just take a guess."

[Name] types on the vending machine's number pad. "He likes both but prefers this one, They taste the same to me though." She shrugs and almost hands the milk box to Nagisa, but she pulls back out of his reach at the last second.

"Can I go with you? I'll drop you off at your class!"

Nagisa smiles "That would be fun but you have your own class to get to."

"It's fine! I usually worried about skipping but only for a little won't hurt."

Nagisa is hesitant when he says "You'll face harsher consequences since you're in council." He didn't want her to feel rejected but if they walked together there was a pretty good chance she'd catch sight of Korosensei.

"The opposite actually, I get away with way more by being in council. It works out! Let's go I wanna see Karma."

Kayano yanks the milk from [Names] grasp. It's very abrupt and leaves an uncomfortable feeling in everyone. [Name] feels embarrassed, she's internally hoping they can't see it on her face. The feel becomes uncomfortable for a second, Kayano looks down not meeting [Names] eyes.

In an attempt to fix things [Name] apologizes, "Sorry, I get the hint, see you Nagisa." She smiles trying not to let things get more uncomfortable for anyone. They probably want to be alone.

"It's not like that! We'd like you to come but we'd get in a lot of trouble if anyone saw you with us, over the weekend we should meet up."

"Alright, we can do that." They wave goodbye to each other.

⊹₊ ⋆ Time skip ୨୧ ⊹₊ ⋆

"If you want to be in the same class so badly just start failing until they throw you down with me."

[Name] and Karma were lying on his bedroom's wooden floor, staring up at the ceiling as they talked about whatever topic bubbled up on their minds.

"Hey Karma, do you really think I should drop down to E class?"

He looks at her curiously "What's got you thinking of that?"

"I was thinking of what you said the other day, maybe that is the only way we can be together."

"You don't have to sacrifice your grades for a few more hours with me, clinger."

"I wasn't gonna, it would take too long to get me to fail everything! Remind me why they decided to put you in that class again?"

"I broke a guy's arm." He says with not a second thought.

[Name] sighs "I can't do that..."

"I could do it for you, and you can take allll the credit. I got ways to make 'em play along!" If it were anyone else talking about this with so much excitement [Name] would question their mental state, but it's Karma.

"That's not what I meant... but thanks for having my back!"

Karma is not sure about this, He knows [Names] fears and she's got lots of them. Spiders, thunder, heights, and much more, He questions if her heart could handle seeing a three-meter-tall octopus who might be the reason the world ends. Ultimately Karma decides to indulge in it, it would be nice having her around, on top of that she'd get along with his friends and definitely like the teachers more.

He thinks back to all the other stuff he pulled, none of which worked out but trying again wouldn't hurt, at least not him.

"You can try pulling pranks but it wasn't that effective for me."

"Help me think of something?"

"I wouldn't let you do it without me."

For now there was nothing to worry about. No one to distract them from one another, just the two of them.

note: sorry for still taking so long on request :,( I’m trying to balance the post of request and On Purpose, Ive also been reallll busy. Does anyone actuallyyyyy read this fic?? the updates are kinda just setting everything up rn, more Karma soon!

[im-n-your-walls]

°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔Hanahaki°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:°❀⋆.ೃ࿔

Summary: Oikawa has taken a liking to one of his kōhai (a second year) but after they graduate and he sees them again he can’t bottle up his feelings anymore when he sees them again.

Tags: one sided pinning, angst to fluff

Barbie dolls: Oikawa tooru x gn! Reader

About reader: reader was with written male in mind but can be read for anyone. Reader is aroace. I am not on the aroace spectrum so if I got something wrong please correct me. Reader goes to karasuno.

A/N: I had fun writing this and I hope you enjoy!

You were happy seeing your favorite senpai being presented his own framed award that read ‘best middle school boys setter’ underneath the bold writing it went into more detail. But you didn’t care, he looked happy, genuinely happy. Not the nice guy persona that he puts on for his fans.

“Oikawa-San!” A fangirl rushes in front of you before you could even congratulate him. “In commemoration of your trophy I made you some cookies!” The girl continues as others surround him

“I guess the good luck charm I made you worked!” Another girl says getting way too close for comfort.

Oikawa laughs “I guess, but there are some other factors too” he glanced at you.

after a while of him being stormed but fans you just decided to leave and take a walk. You really didn’t understand stand why people liked him so much for his looks. Yeah he was a good looking guy but that’s it. “Y/N-chan!” You whipped your head around to see oikawa running towards you. He finally stopped right in front of you, inches away. “Are you proud of your senpai!” He chuckle “I’d be more proud if you brushed your teeth. You hear an exaggerated scoff from him.

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It was your third year and you couldn’t help but wonder how Oikawa was doing. “Wonder how many more fangirls he has now.” You think aloud. A group of girls that you remember from oikawa’s fan squad started whispering as the fallowed you.

“Do you think they like oikawa?”

“Yeah totally, did you see the way they look at them?”

looked at you? The last you could remember from Oikawa was his fish breath!

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It was your second year at karasuno. “Oi, Y/N!” You turned around to see Tanaka waking towards you.

“Are you coming to our volleyball game?”

“Why in the world would I come to your volleyball game?” you questioned.

“I don’t know” he shrugged “I’m mean your the captain of the karasuno soccer club so you could take notes on teamwork”

“What time does it start?”

“Oh, 3:00 pm” Tanaka has a smug face “right after school ends so we get to leave early”

You cringed “I have a game that cuts into that”

Tanaka paused “when does it end? Soccer games have a time limit right?”

“Well I believe the game starts at 2:30-”

His eyes widen “2:30! You’re leaving school an hour early!?”

“Hour and a half” you correct “we need to compensate for setting up and getting there. But I definitely can come to your game. I might not be able to watch the whole thing, but I can watch it on my phone”

“Ok!” Tanaka says running off, waving.

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you approached the door pausing when you hear a familiar laugh. "Ahahaha!! Tobio I won!” You snickered at such an odd laughter. “Tooru, treat all your kōhai with respect” you put your hand on your chest “even though I know I’m your favorite”

“Y/N-chan!” Oikawa snapped his head to see you in the doorway “I haven’t seen you in forever!”

“Haha, if you define forever as three-ish years then, yes”

Oikawa pauses for a second “oh! I have something for you!”

You look at him tilting your head “oh? What is it?”

“I can’t tell you” he says as he quickly grabs a letter from his bag. “C’mon” he sa motioning you to follow him.

reluctantly following him behind the gym he hands you the letter. It’s a light blue envelope with a crown as the seal. You look at the envelope then his face that’s practically glowing. “Go on, open it”

you open the envelope carful to not break the sticker. Taking out the paper it basically states that he’s had feelings for you ever since you two first met in junior high.

raising your head you look into his eyes. “I-I’m sorry” his face turns from shock to tears forming in his eyes. “I don’t like you like that. Please don’t let change our friendship” you say in a calm voice wiping one of his tears off of his cheek. “Plus I’m pretty sure iwa likes you more”

[discotitsposts]

there’s no place like home season 7

gonna tell u rn this is one of reid’s finest moments

spillers ahead

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i like this ep a lot

the feeling of watching this one while it’s storming is elite

dudes a storm chaser lol

awww will and jj

rossi gonna regret not taking the time off

that’s so nice they made a donation to ALS in carolyn’s name :)

tornados fascinate me

reid looks so good help

wheels up in 30‼️‼️

I LOVE THE NATIONAK WEATHER SERVICE SOUND UGH BEEEEEP

love storms yayy

LOL the plane shaking

reid my beloved

rossi’s scared lol

LOL when reid’s talking about turbulence

LOL PULVERIZED

reid can pulverize me pls

don’t accept beer nd weed from strangers kids or they might take u and take ur body parts to put their dead brother back together in the middle of a tornado

reid stop being sexy challenge

oops he lost right away

tornados are so destructive but so beautiful when photographers get them on camera

can u imagine getting the message that a violent tornado is in your area that must be terrifying

ew body parts

so the unsub is dr frankenstein

i feel bad for jj she has to be that far away when her kid is rlly sick she can’t leave bc of the storm then :(

hotch is such a nice understanding boss

SPENCERRRRR THE WAY HE TKWJW IS EIRIWBEWHNWM

he speaks so fast i love it

my sweet little rambler

i wonder if this episode is not only based on a real case but like how common is this one like r there actually amateur dr frankensteins

lol garcia being grossed out

rossi LMAO THE SHADE

garcia: reid you scare me

rossi: join the club

REIDS FACE ADTER AHAHHAH

whoooohoo rain and thunder

bro kidnapped him and his wondering why he’s trying to leave

i’m so tired

that’s smart to hide in a drainage pipe

REID IN THE DARK RUFF RUFF BARK BARK BARK BARK

hJhwjejdjakwsmHWHEOSOWJRNE beautiful

reid figuring it out

how the hell the kid supposed to drink a beer if his mouth taped shut

he should say yeah and then bite him

ok but “the delusion will completely take over” is so funny bc my spencer delusion has

bros like no i don’t fucking remember bc i’m not ur brother

storm chasing fbi agents!!!

lol playing chicken what reid

garcia the guide

isn’t there two tornados

my god the way reid talks is just so attractive i love the way he speaks pls talk to me forever spencer

bros playlist is fire ngl

run

“it’s all good” dudes gonna chop his head off

“who r they” the hottest fbi agents

REIDDD

the way he yells ugh

they saved him!

how did they film this? with like high powered fans ?

bro walked into a tornado

i wanna be in a storm shelter with reid

doesn’t jj tell a story to henry aww

i love that her actual son played her son on the show that’s so cute

i see why she did an audio book recently her voice is rlly soothing i almost fell asleep

that was relaxing

goodnight

the end

[doomandgloomfromthetomb]

Patti Smith Group / John Cale / Television - The Palladium, New York City, December 31, 1976

I finally got around to Sonic Life, Thurston Moore's recent memoir, this month! You can read a few of my quick thoughts about it (along with some other nice recommendations) in the latest edition of the Aquarium Drunkard Book Club. As I mention, I was a little surprised at how much I enjoyed Thurston's memories of his teenage years, way before Sonic Youth was even a twinkle in his eye — A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Fan? From the suburbs of Connecticut, Moore made countless trips into NYC to soak in the punk/CBGB/Max's worlds, catching shows by The Ramones, Suicide, the Dead Boys, Sid Vicious ... and Patti Smith, of course.

Thurston paints an evocative portrait of this New Year's Eve blowout, which doubled as Patti's raucous 30th birthday party. He was dangerously high on mescaline.

"We zombied our way down the street to the Palladium and found our seats, and I sat in a state of tenuous control as Television arrived onstage. I figured if I just maintained my cool, the mescaline's threat of wiping out my sanity would begin to subside and all would be okay. 'A song by Dylan' — were the only words I remember Tom Verlaine saying to the audience as the band began to play a plaintive cover of 'Knockin' on Heaven's Door.' By the time John Cale and his group came onstage, I felt as though I were sliding slowly down the side of a porcelain sink, managing only the barest of friction, my reality threatening to fall into a drain hole never to return. I was gripped by the fear of losing myself completely, another entry on the list of acid casualties. I concentrated on specific thoughts, pinpricks of salvation that I'd cling to, slip from, then hold on to again. I feared that if I closed my eyes, I would be forever vanquished."

Happy new year?! All these decades later we can enjoy the Palladium gig via dusty audience tapes — your call if you want to drop a tab of mescaline while you listen. Interesting to hear Television at this point, with Marquee Moon more or less in the can, playing a much larger venue than ever before. They'd just finished several nights in a row at CB's — which is maybe that's why they sound a littttttle bit tired. But there's plenty of sweet stuff, of course, including a truly go-for-broke "Kingdom Come." Billy Ficca, baby! Cale, meanwhile, happily provides a bad trip soundtrack for Thurston's bad trip — a short but powerful set highlighted by a maniacal "Guts" and an even more maniacal "Fear Is A Man's Best Friend." That guy sure could scream.

And what about the belle of the ball — Patti herself? Let's hand it back to Thurston, who had recovered a bit by the start of her set. Here, he describes the all-star finale with Fred "Sonic" Smith joining the melee.

"Fred and Patti had become an item. Now here was Fred onstage, unassuming and spectral, as Patti howled and whirled. With 'My Generation' culminating in obligatory destruction, all players would eventually leave the stage except for the two Smiths. Like Fred, Patti had a Fender Duo-Sonic strapped on, and she leaned her head on her sweetheart's shoulder as both their guitars emitted a whistling-bird noise of feedback through the amps. How this translated to everyone around me, I couldn't say. For me, it was an emblematic vision of all I would ever desire from rock 'n' roll — transcendence, devotion, sonic love."

[confusedspaceotter]

TUA seaon 4 recap because fuck Netflix

Hi if you are reading this welcome to I hate Steve Blackman/Netflix but I still wanna know what happened in The Umbrella Academy season 4 club, couple things I should probably warn you before we begin

spoilers ahead(just in case you didn’t read the title this IS the pissing on the poor website

I will be very angry and biased because Netflix took the wife and kids i will hate this guy forever I’m really good at remembering a grudge(no hate to the cast tho they did their very best and defo deserve more

In this recap I will go over the main plots of season 4 with a brief mention of the side plots, do beware some of the plot/shit characters did makes absolutely no sense but hey I'm just the messenger please be mad at Netflop for that

Season 4 Episode 1, The Unbearable Tragedy of Getting What You Want(aka us getting season 4 but only 6 episodes)

After loosing their powers when they came back to the main timeline last season, the brellies have lived the past 6 years somewhat peacefully, Luther is a stripper now, Diego and Lila is married with 3 kids, Allison is now a B list celebrity living with Claire, Klaus is sober and a germaphobe, Five is working for the CIA(bro is too busy working to cut his hair i hate it), Ben is a crypto scammer who just got out of prison, Viktor owns a bar and keeps getting dumped by girls(sure whatever)

The new big bad this season is a pair of wacky scientists named Gene and Jean, they are the leader of this cult called The Keepers who are trying to make “The Cleanse” happen, which is just a fancy name for the apocalypse.

Okay so basically this episode Vikor got kidnapped by random guy(I’m not even gonna mention his name he’s just here for plot so I don’t care about him) on his way to Diego and Lila’s kids birthday party, the siblings go and rescue him, random guy said hey actually i'm a big fan of yall if you can rescue my daughter Jennifer from a remote location I will be forever grateful, the group was like nah we are actually powerless now but Five was like wait we are doing this your welcome because he found a bottle of marigold(the thing that gives them their powers) in the belongs of the missing daughter, after this they went to dinner and Ben drugged everyone (except Klaus coz he didn't drink it) with the Marigold so now they are gonna get their powers back.

there's also this side plot where Lila and Five went undercover to investigate The keepers, Lila didn't tell Diego so he thought Lila was cheating on him with some guy whos actually just Five(buddy you are not gonna believe this in like 4 episodes this came true I hate it here)

Season 4 Episode 2, Jean and Gene(they were a cute couple but they will NEVER be Hazel and Cha Cha)

After they got their powers back they went to find random guy but he's missing, leaving a hint about New Grumpson, Maine so the siblings went there roadtrip style(their car also blasting baby shark non stop its not relevant to the plot i just think is funny), the siblings arrived to this small town, Ben was like you know what I’m done with yall bye, when he tries to leave he met Jennier in disguise, they have a chat, fall in love immediately(talk about speed dating am i right), the towns people learned that the siblings are here for Jennier so they pull the guns out and starts shooting,turns out they are all working for deadbeat dad of the century Reginbald Flopgreeves, so the siblings fight with their new and slightly improved superpowers(that apparently drained the vfx budget because the final big bad is ugly asf??? the same show that gives us Pogo?? whatever man)

Meanwhile Klaus was chilling in the car, a fake Jennifer who's pretending to be the real Jennifer asks Klaus for help, then shoots him before the siblings can stop her, Klaus told the siblings he doesn't want to get his powers back and dies, but Allison don’t take no for an answer and water board klaus with the marigold, Klaus came back from the dead, and then Jean and Gene crash into the siblings, kidnapping Jennier.

Back to the Lila Diego Five cheating side plot (ugh), during the roadtrip, Diego tells Five he thinks Lila is cheating on him, Five is like don't worry about it buddy it won’t happen for another 3 episodes (okay the last part was me but Five did tell Diego it’s probably nothing) and Lila overheads their conversation and thank Five for not exposing her GIRL JUST TELL YOUR HUSBAND STOP BEING SHADY *sigh*

Oh and Five keeps teleporting to this subway station that have trains going to different timelines but we never found out who the fuck build this so dont ask me idk either

Season 4 Episode 3, The Squid and the Girl (The plot and the holes because nothing makes any sense anymore)

We start with a flashback to young Jennifer being rescued from giant squid but WE NEVER GOT THE EXPLINATION GIRL WHY ARE YOU INSIDE THAT FUCKING SQUID so we are just gonna move on focus people we are half way though the season shit is about to go down(unfortunately)

After Jean and Gene kidnapped Jennifer, the siblings starting doing what they do best, arguing with each other, this is when Klaus give us the greatest summary of the show,

Klaus then leaves the group, Ben also was like nah fam im out for real and then leaves. The remaining siblings decided to split into two groups, Five Diego Lila went to The Keepers HQ to investigate, Viktor Luthor Allison went to find dear old dad Reggaeton Hargriefs. So Diego finds out that The Keepers have a document about Brellie!Ben’s death aka The Jennifer Incident.

Ben who’s getting tf out, discovers he got hand mouth foot disease with rgb red lights on his hand(see kids this is why you don't touch hands with girls before you get married) random guy pops out and was like bro did you find my daughter, Ben was like yeah I did and I also fall in love with her, random guy was like good good now use your squidar to find her so Ben did just that and rescue Jennifer from Jean and Gene.

For Viktor Luther Allison, they went to a giant mansion that their father owns, expecting to have to fight their way in, but the guards there are like, ah yes master Vikor please welcome in we have been waiting for you, turns out in this timeline Abigail, Rickroll Harkonnen’s wife was still alive and is the one who runs the house + her husband, so the kids were like ma’am your husband is a dick to us in another timeline can you tell him to shut up and help us, she agreed and he obeyed.Now the kids(Luther Allison Diego and Viktor) are putting on their thinking caps to restore their memory of The Jennifer Incident(because dead old dad erased their memory of it talk about childhood erasure)

*sigh* so the Five Diego Lila subplot, when Diego was investigating in the Keepers HQ, Five and Lila blink to the subway station, they got on a train and went to the original apocalypse but five was just like meh guess this wasn’t THAT traumatic pffff I only got stuck here for 40 years no biggie anyway time to get on the train and go home I guess, this shouldn’t affect me in any shape of form given that you know I’m so calm and collected when I first got here :))))))))) yes i'm being sarcastic NO ONE should be this calm and collected here okay.

Diego and Lila also talk things out, Lila apologizes and then says she wants to take a break from their marriage(sure lady whatever

no im NOT even gonna mention what Klaus has been up to, for me he went home to Claire bear and talk shit out with her end of story.

Season 4 Episode 4, The Cleanse (maybe why the Keepers what to make the cleanse happen so badly is because they saw ep 5 and be like nope go to hell yall)

We got a flashback to what happened with brellie!Ben, turns out he was murder by Regglodocus Hippocampus, our beloathed deadbeat dad of the century on a mission where the umbrella academy is securing a package(Jennifer in a box) but they touch hands so bro just straight up kills them both in front of the siblings(bro can we delete you from existence I hate this man with a passion)

The siblings are obviously pissed, AbiFail then explained that it's not her asshole husbands fault, years ago she created the marigold and unknowingly also created Durango, when these two particles touch hands, its gonna end the world for the billionth time(aka the cleanse), this also what happened to their homeworld, and it's gonna end earth if they don't separate Ben and Jennifer(because she got a shitton of durango in her).

Ridiculous Hepatitis then said we must go to kill one of them to stop the world from dying and Viktor is like NOT ON MY WATCH I WILL SAVE BEN and they have a little showdown, Vikor wins(duh) and they are like let's just check this crime scene Ben created last episode when he came to save Jennier okayyy.

The siblings got there + flop dad, Lila told Five hey what if we go back in time with the trains and stop the Jennifer incident from happening in the first place and five is like alright bet, but we cant tell Diego for plot reasons so Imma tell my CIA boss to take Luther and Diego to CIA HQ and babysit them( sis just tell him Diego might be a dumbass but he’s a dumbass that listens smh)

Anyway the siblings split into teams again, Viktor and Renaissance Harrypotter went to track Ben and Jennifer, Five and Lila got on the time train, Luther and Diego were at the CIA, Allison went to save Klaus from the TUA writers.

oh and Ben and Jennier fucks and it kills everyone within the radius lmao

Season 4 Episode 5, Six years, Five months, and two days ( just end my suffering rn)

We start with a montage of Five and Lila being stuck in train hell, unable to find the right train home so they are kinda just traveling from timelines to timelines, they decide to stop and stay in one of them with a strawberry farm(ew), and the most terrible thing ever fucking happend, apprently in these six years they caught feelings and they kissed fucking hell son of the bitch steve blakman I am in your fucking walls I fucking hate it here why can’t good thing last fuck off five would NEVER do this to his siblings this motherfucker spend 40 years and the entirety of season two trying to save his siblings why the fuck would he kiss his sister in law I hate it here

also #justicefordolores

BUT this isnt it

One day he went out for scraps and he found his old note book with the instructions on how to get home, he stashes it and only tell Lila about it 5 fucking months later

5 FUCKING MONTHS

I don't even know what to say let's just get over it okay

so yeah after this they call things off and just went home

Back to Vikor, he calls Ben with the help of dad and tells him hey buddy you have to stop the world and stop your feelings for Jennifer because you are gonna end the world if you stay with her, Ben refuses saying that he’s never been better(sure buddy) Ben and Jennifer plans to run away but Jennifer felt sick so they stop and went to a random mall to hide/ask for help.

Luther and Diego did absolutely nothing in CIA HQ and they realized they were being babysat so they dipped, oh and they also fought a bunch of people in the process which is cool I guess.

Season 4 Episode 6, End of the Beginning(thank fuck is over I’m freeee)

The Keepers are guarding the mall that Ben and Jennifer are in because they are stupid. Viktor and dad arrived at the scene, Viktor convinced dad to let him extract the durango out of Ben so he doesn’t have to kill him, dad said yeah sure whatever man, so Viktor sneaks in the building.

Meanwhile the rest of the siblings gathered at Lila and Diego’s house, Diego clock those cheating bitches immediately and Diego confronts Lila and she finally confesses but before he could beat the shit out of Five, they saw what's going on with Ben on the news and went to the mall.

Vikor got into the building, Ben is now a glowing clay human hybrid(ewwwww

Vikor tries to extract the durango out of Ben but he ran out of time, Dad’s sniper shoots Ben but before it hits, Jennifer and Ben touch hands for one last time and they transforms into ugly cgi clay monster big bad of the season(like wtf is this

the sibling starts fighting the Bennifer monster, Diego and Five didn’t get the memo so they fought each other instead.

So yeah we are fucked, AbiFail told Ratsass Hankercheif shes the one behind the keepers and she’s trying to right her wrongs by ending the world this way(selfish prick) and Reggie said alight that defo excuses every shitty thing you do man I got a really good wife and they both got sucked into the Bennifer monster(your redemption arc flopped btw I still hate you)

The siblings went back to the academy, thinking about what they can do to stop the Bennifer monster, Five went to the train station again, and discovers a deli run by other Fives, and one of the five told him babes, we are NEVER gonna succeed in stopping the apocalypse because the timeline is broken(it's only supposed to be one) and the existence of marigold is what shattered the timeline so we gotta gotta get sucked into the Bennifer monster and volia marigold + durango = kaboom(they will cancel each other out) BUT the siblings will cease to exist(coz their mum got exposed to marigold and birthed them so no marigold no siblings)

Lila and Allison decided to ship their children and family to the train station and send them on one of the trains to create a paradox I mean to protect them and the siblings got absorbed by the Bennifer monster, the timeline was fixed, none of us are happy, we ended up worse than we started.

The END.

hope yall are okay after reading this, no hate towards the cast whatsoever I 100% blame the writer and Netflix for this , fuck them and uh here’s a virtual hug to yall, peace out.

[gluion]

HII 24, 48, 49, 53 FOR THE ASK GAME !!

hi hi kimchi!!! thank you so much for sending in an ask <3 i apologize for how long this will be LOL but i hope enjoy hearing my silly kpop thoughts heheh

24. your favorite debuts?

hands down, i love boynextdoor's mainly because their debut at least strayed away from the trend of boycrush music that's been happening in 4th gen grps, and it felt like a good way to start the 5th gen era. i also LOVE zb1's debut because the masterpiece that is youth in the shade as an entire album. i wasn't considering to stan zb1 mainly because i've had my fair share of survival show groups but literally sooo fucking good i couldn't help it. loona's debut will always hold a special place in my heart because the whole "girl of the month" concept really was sooo good. i remember when i first heard chuu's heart attack and i was sold. i stayed with them since. txt's is also my favorite. even if im a predebut stan, the way they really had such a distinct sound from debut that followed them until minisode era.... love my txt boys special mentions to golcha's damdadi, newjeans' debut, wannaone's energetic, and nct dream's chewing gum

48. a kpop group whose concert you MUST attend in your lifetime

boynextdoor! not only just because they're my ult group but they have been the only group (aside from bts) where i was okay to watch them over a day6 concert. and that's a huge deal to me. a lot of my friends know i've given up other kpop concerts just to watch day6 regardless of how many times ive seen them, but bonedo has been the only group where i felt like i can watch them over day6. (it's never happened with past ult groups like svt, nct dream, or tbz like its sooo srs to me if i would be okay watching another group over day6... my forever ult group for life)

49. your favorite kpop songs from this year (2024)?

THE ENTIRETY OF BAND AID ALBUM. I LOVE YOU DAY6. i literally could not stop listening to it. its such a perfect album personally because i have always been a big lover of their more rock-leaning tracks. i am literally still struggling to rank these tracks like i love that album to Bits. but special mentions to monster and counter like wow. i can ramble on and on about day6 but i wont. (like. theres a reason why my user is GLUION.) happy and get the hell out by day6.... wow i just LOVE day6 im sorry but literally saved my soul. fourever saved my soul it did. come back to me by rm really did genuine emotional damage to me. like i love the whole right place, wrong person album but that track in specific has such immense impact on my soul and i think its because the mv reminds me of myself. the entirety of the TRIGGER ALBUM BY THE BOYZ. BUT ESPECIALLY slip away and re-wind by tbz is so fucking good like i am still so gagged. honestly THE WHOLE ALBUM IS SOOO GOOD. it is one of my highly rated albums from this year. ist went all out because they know tbz is leaving LMFAO. good so bad by zb1 is like textbook defintion of a day6 track filled with youth and nostalgia but more pop. like if you listen to it, you will UNDERSTAND. i cried to that song because the production of that track is so day6. i also fucking LOVE insomnia like its the perfect bside imo like i went crazy in the concert and i always go back to it killin' it by p1harmony was also sooo good. that went platinum in my household. i love piwon sooo fucking much. le sserafim's crazy honestly such a banger track. i am still listening to it. i am still at the club. i love that song and literally just been a fan of ssera's sound also love love LOVE riize's impossible, lucky, and boom boom bass. i love house music, and boom boom bass was stuck in my head for a good chunk of my life. i love riize. special mentions to yoyo by rescene, supersonic by fromis_9, crazy by le sserafim, love wins all by iu, and dash by nmixx

53. tell me your unpopular kpop opinion!

omg crazy take but people need to stop killing people over album/music preferences. like sorry but music is subjective and youre not better if you like all or none. like SORRY!

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Fics Including Real Celebrities (2) Masterlist

part one

Close to Bad Decisions (ao3) - phangelica

Summary: Dan leaves Phil alone at a party and Phil accidentally gets too drunk when Chris Hemsworth hits on him.

fall without a sound (ao3) - queerofcups

Summary: Dan hates The Space™.

for she had eyes (and chose me) (ao3) - phanetixs

Summary: And because Phil is so much more honest, a whole lot more delirious in love and unashamed to show it; privately to an audience of one, “I miss you. So much.”

Or, five days without Phil.

full speed, swerve off track (ao3) - iihappydaysii

Summary; Nick Jonas tells his fiancé about the time he had a crush on YouTuber, Dan Howell.

Golden Morning (ao3) - internetakeover (nymhciv)

Summary: The morning after Dan and Phil win the Golden Headphones they wake up on Nick Grimshaw’s couch, and find themselves lacking both the restraint and motivation to hide their relationship.

How I Met My Boyfriend on Queer Eye (warning: super gay) (ao3) - danhoweiis, twoheadlights (fizzfic)

Summary: au where dan is a hero on queer eye and accidentally falls in love with one phil lester

If My Complaints Could Passions Move (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Dan, Phil, Louis and Harry have a fanfiction club. Everything is great.

It’s a Joke (don’t hurt me) (ao3) - Bandom_Squirrel

Summary: Based on this conversation I had with my friend:

“The last two men in your camera roll are your dads.”

“That would be Dan Howell and Mikey Way. I guess Phil has been replaced.”

“No, it’s like a four-way between Dan and Phil and Mikey and Pete.”

“I don’t think the timeline of that works out.”

“Shh, it’s an AU. Hence the mpreg.”

“Ah, I’m gonna go write that now.”

Of Paparazzi and Succulents (ao3) - worriedpeach (skeletonflowers)

Summary: Actor!Dan is running away from a mob of fans when he runs into a flower shop. There, he meets a quirky florist who has an absurd liking towards succulents, seeming to think they have feelings of their own.

Party Poison (ao3) - your_starless_eyes

Summary: Dan and Phil get a bit too drunk during a party...

...the next morning it bites them on the arse.

Realized I Can't Not Be with You (ao3) - whoops_ima_dannie

Summary: dan and phil are crew members on fall out boys tour

Remember, Everything Will Be Alright (ao3) - luvliv2004

Summary: Dan's life is forever changed when his plan to have a child at the same time as his best friend Harry goes awry. The community Dan finds in his newlywed husband Phil along with Harry and his boyfriend Louis is what gets him through his roughest holiday yet.

save me from the ghosts and shadows before they eat my soul (ao3) - barboletta

Summary: It’s not like Dan imagined his life to be at twenty. He was an aspiring lawyer, (though he’d prefer actor, if everything were ideal). He was to have the life of a normal student, balancing partying, and studying--learning new things and meeting new people. He kind of does the latter part, but just not exactly how he’d expected.

or the one where Dan is a first-class thief, Phil isn't opposed to violence and they try to survive

stars guide the way (ao3) - yoongioss

Summary: Dan and Phil meet new friends at the Star Wars premiere that make them a bit less nervous and a lot more hopeful.

The birth of a phangirl (ao3) - dodo3000

Summary: One time during the radio show Dan seemed to be kind of mad, and my mind just went from there haha! And I am obsessed with Jameela Jamil, she's just so awesome.

The Curiosity of Dan Howell (ao3) - Raven052

Summary: Well... What can I say?

Dan got curious...

The Human Requirement to Breathe (ao3) - philsdrill

Summary: It’s a difficult life for Dan. Being famous and recognisable isn’t easy when you’re walking through a crowd of people… especially when you’re claustrophobic. Phil runs a coffee shop and an unusual customer ends up meaning more to him than he ever expected.

There's no way you can change the rolling tide (ao3) - rollingtide

Summary: ”Phil threw his head back laughing. And Dan felt a huge urge to kiss him, which made him feel a little bit taken back. In his 23 years on earth he had met many gorgeous men whom he had felt attracted to. But never had he felt like he needed to kiss anyone before. And he couldn’t pinpoint what the difference with Phil was.”

or

A famous/non-famous AU where Dan is hopeless and Phil can’t make coffee for shit.

Xmas Day (ao3) - luvliv2004

Summary: Dan's life is forever changed when his plan to have a child at the same time as his best friend Harry goes awry. The community Dan finds in his newlywed husband Phil along with Harry and his boyfriend Louis is what gets him through his roughest holiday yet.

"We are Too" (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Pete, Patrick, Dan, and Phil are all in an elevator and some secrets spill out.

You're The Only Thing I'll Never Let Go (ao3) - makingdemands

Summary: 5 times Phil Lester was Absolutely Not Jealous, and Dan was distressed over it because his relationship with Phil is and always will be #Complicated.

[stormoflina]

i hope Mo, Endo and tbh other players in european leagues part of the AFCON and Asian Cup do well. i have seen soooo many people (westerners, mainly europeans tbh) trash talk these competitions, calling them meaningless, useless, stupid and just being overall disrespectful.

and its so??? why is it that YOUR continental competitions matter but THEIRS don't??? how is it that YOUR continental competitions are legitimate but THEIRS aren't???

we all know the answer as to why they love to disrespect these competitions but damn, it's so infuriating to see 😵‍💫

will forever be grateful with Tottenham's coach when he said:

“A lot of European fans see the Euros as fairly important – well, it’s the same for the Asian Cup or the African Cup of Nations."

And later he said:

“I love international football, I think it’s important. I don’t like the way the calendar has been crammed, but the tournaments they are going to now are significant tournaments. They’re not sort of just thrown together in the last couple of years. The Africa Cup of Nations is very important and the Asian Cup is very important for these nations.”

“You’ve got to understand these guys, this is where they were brought up. This is where a lot of who they are today comes from and when they go and represent their country and put their shirt on, it’s not just another game of football for them. So I’m sure Sonny and Pape would have loved to have been here with us, but it doesn’t diminish what they do there. I would never rule out somebody because they’re going to represent their country. I think representing your country helps a player develop both professionally and personally.”

Yes, I agree,  it's quite infuriating to see our fans ill-wishing our own players. Even as just a 'joke', it still leaves a bitter taste in your mouth.

I generally really don't like the attitude towards international football, from a club football fan only perspective. I understand of course, not being interested in international football and missing club footy instead, but calling it a "waste of time", "useless" or any other term such as those, is so weird to me.

I think fans like those, who in my experience are usually from big footballing nations (not strictly, just my observation), just don't understand how much it means to smaller nations, or countries who are not labeled as big footballing royals. Like I have seen some comments about how they think Egypt is not getting anywhere, and  hoping that Salah "can be saved" from them as soon as possible. As if Salah wouldn't fight till he can’t stand on his feet to see his country succeed.

I think with Asia, people are slowly, but surely starting to learn to cut out the disrespect. Just think back how Japan and South-Korea performed in the WC. I remember how some of my distant German relatives were shocked how Japan beat them, what a disgrace etc, etc... and I was like, how are you even watching the Bundesliga every weekend if you don't recognise half of the players are there, who just beat you? Sometimes it feels like Europeans don't even realise that some of their star players, despite living in their respective countries for years, are in fact, actually asian or african. With AFCON and the african players it's even worse, because in many cases football players are available for european nt teams too and if they decide to represent their african country it's a testament that they are "not as good". The disrespect is real and very saddening. 

It's such a silly thing to look down on either the upcoming AFCON or the Asian Cup. It's almost as if you are crying and worrying for a reason, missing your crucial players...

[baekhvuns]

Yeah I hate when they wanna bag the rising stars only to not give them any time on the field, because it's too crowded. That's why I often don't understand why players would rather be on the bench in a big club than be a star of a semi-big club. Money or prestige I guess? (Fabregas going from Arsenal's captain to some guy in Barca....) Yep RM is guilty of this as well.

I'm forever a striker <3 you? What's your number and position in The Blues? Varane what??? Wait, you scared me, thought he was retiring in general. Not surprising considering the drama in France

I forgot to mention the Gr**nw**d shit in my previous message, but I'm infuriated. I'm glad many fans don't support him, but fucking hell, him and M*nd* should play in Prison League together

I have a long list of vegan places, look skdhahsuwhahhss. But what's funny is, I'm the most excited to visit this little food place again. The food is typical street food, only a few menu items, it's cheap, but so so good!

God I would probably have to block everyone going to the concerts, nothing personal just my pettiness (actually no, some things are personal)

Aw, I know people are looking forward to the Yunho fic, but if you really can't do it then don't pressure yourself. Question, why did you decide to write for Yunho, was it a temporary moment? My god, poor Hannah went through a lot, hopefully her wig was in tact 😭 Bratz girls were serving, yesss. Wait did you play the My Scene games?

You're young miss Baeksy, so I won't hold it against you, but Skins was a rollercoaster, very Br'i'sh too. I remember It's a Boy Girl Thing, I actually watched it in 2020 again, kinda creepy at times tbh, but I liked the chemistry

Wdym Tasir doesn't exist, his real, but in a different world 😭😅 yep, the amount of times I tried to defeat Barca and avenge Real, unhinged lmao

Ohhhh alright I'm gonna play the Imagine Dragons song since you interested me with the villain thing

Guess the religious Moas missed the horn title otherwise they would be rising their pitchforks since their debut

Hwa said he doesn't use hand cream, but his hands are naturally soft 🤧

Cuteeee omg Atinys and Stays when, they used to be married. But this 😭

Vivi and Hyunjin filled the lawsuit now and wtf is Universal JP doing I'm not sure it's a good thing, just leave them alone!!! But also I hope they find a way to come back

Chris Lee and his fucking uncle need to be buried, omg I hate this I don't even care about NCT that much, but this is fucked up. So I understand why Lookass was chosen for SuperM, but I don't understand the hype behind him anyway, he's okay looking but there are hotter people in NCT or WayV, ok he did variety, I liked him on Keep Running with Yuqi, but he wasn't THAT funny. Yangyang is funnier, a better dancer and rapper, prettier and speaks English, but people drool over Lookas? Jail.

Have you seen the clips from Boys Planet, ifk whether I should laugh or cry, they're setting them up. And Hui... they're trying to bait us, tell me this is a bait. Also damn boy, you're good you don't need a mediocre show to prove your skills :(

I'm sorry whats abshhshahshus, but the last photo? Gorjuuuuus. OK but him coming on Universe basically every day since he found out it'll be closing <3

MAN JUST KEPT GOING (we were on a date btw) and we got the wedding fit selfie 😳

Hate volleyball but perhaps I'd watch it

Baek freeeeedom soon!!! - DV 💖

hello!!!

Yeah I hate when they wanna bag the rising stars only to not give them any time on the field, because it's too crowded. That's why I often don't understand why players would rather be on the bench in a big club than be a star of a semi-big club. Money or prestige I guess? (Fabregas going from Arsenal's captain to some guy in Barca....) Yep RM is guilty of this as well.

yeaaah their career almost becomes non-existent and u only see them on the bench and damn that be hurting but i guess u get paid 😭😭😭 yEAAAAH THAT PART YEAH coutinho being sold for free at barca after their debt when they bought him for the 200$ mill neymar left them was so stupid 😭😭 ancelotti’s actually mad 😭😭

I'm forever a striker <3 you? What's your number and position in The Blues? Varane what??? Wait, you scared me, thought he was retiring in general. Not surprising considering the drama in France //// I forgot to mention the Gr**nw**d shit in my previous message, but I'm infuriated. I'm glad many fans don't support him, but fucking hell, him and M*nd* should play in Prison League together

claiming the attack midfeilder 🤲🏻 PROBABLY A 7 OR 17 ACTUALLY you?? he’s still at that club 😭😭 it’ll be interesting to see france at the next wc w not greizmann varane benz maybe even giroud,,, yeahh i thought the ffc was dramatic but french media is nasty as hell,, YEAH LIKE HOW IS HE OUT FREE?? the entire case of his was maddening he‘a def never play football again if that ratchet club makes him even BENCH, boycotting,, a MAJOR loss for prison fc

also this 😭😭😭 the red card was so unnecessary for casemiro

I have a long list of vegan places, look skdhahsuwhahhss. But what's funny is, I'm the most excited to visit this little food place again. The food is typical street food, only a few menu items, it's cheap, but so so good! //// God I would probably have to block everyone going to the concerts, nothing personal just my pettiness (actually no, some things are personal)

omg STOP THE FOOD LOOKS SO GOOD 😭😭😭 ANON U CANNOT BE SENDING THIS LINK AND I SEE IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 😭😭😭 i hope u get to go to lots of cafe’s too i bet they’ve stepped their games up even more, the aesthetic ones are a MUST,,, tour’s starting in a week 😭😭😭 the london fansign the new lore drop

Aw, I know people are looking forward to the Yunho fic, but if you really can't do it then don't pressure yourself. Question, why did you decide to write for Yunho, was it a temporary moment? My god, poor Hannah went through a lot, hopefully her wig was in tact 😭 Bratz girls were serving, yesss. Wait did you play the My Scene games?

i think i did bc i kept getting messages about ppl wanting me to do another member, id get a lot of them to the point i stopped posting most of them and i thought maybe i could just do it and get over w it! since i had been writing for about a 1 year only for psh AND I WAS VACATIONING AND EVERYTHING I SAW AND EXPERIENCED i was jotting notes down and telling myself this is yunho when it was actually the other guy i guess 😭😭😭

her wig,,, i,, cut it off a little, used highlighters on it 😭😭😭😭

ANONN I CANNOT THANK U ENOUGH FOR THIS I AM GENUINELY SCREAMING BECAUSE U UNLOCKED THE MY SCENE GAME ERA OF MIKE O H MY GOF I HAD BEEN LOOKING FOR THE NAME OF THIS GAME I PLAYED FOR A DECADE NOW WHAT THE FUCK😭😭😭 BFQMBDKW IM GONNA GO PLAY ACTUALLY I DO RMR AND I

You're young miss Baeksy, so I won't hold it against you, but Skins was a rollercoaster, very Br'i'sh too. I remember It's a Boy Girl Thing, I actually watched it in 2020 again, kinda creepy at times tbh, but I liked the chemistry

<3 yes miss boomer <3 very bri’ish, oh the drama must be spitted in the posh accent, wait anon question i can’t believe i haven’t asked this, do u have the bri’ish accent and if so of what area 😭😭 the boy girl thing the characters were great a little flat a lot of the times,, so not watch the ryan reynolds movie. i made the terrible mistake of watching it.

Wdym Tasir doesn't exist, his real, but in a different world 😭😅 yep, the amount of times I tried to defeat Barca and avenge Real, unhinged lmao //// Ohhhh alright I'm gonna play the Imagine Dragons song since you interested me with the villain thing

okAY tasir or this guy 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️

LMFAOOO DID U WIN FBWNFBDNJCJC yes pls do!! the scenario is quite obvious hwa finds out what a liar yn is but it’s too late to fix things and now he keeps looking at yn but yn will not look at him <3 this hwa in it if u get the chance! u should listen to MDP’s fake love orchestral version is is magnificent and will make u image it better!

Guess the religious Moas missed the horn title otherwise they would be rising their pitchforks since their debut //// Hwa said he doesn't use hand cream, but his hands are naturally soft 🤧 //// Cuteeee omg Atinys and Stays when, they used to be married. But this 😭

NO SERIOUSLY 😭😭😭 i want whatever the guy naming their songs is on <3 bro doesn’t use hand creams??? drop THE SOAP. STOPPP DO U REMEMBER THE FANFICS WRITTEN ON EXOL AND ARMYS 😭😭 i bet there’s some stays v atinys etl’s flying around

Vivi and Hyunjin filled the lawsuit now and wtf is Universal JP doing I'm not sure it's a good thing, just leave them alone!!! But also I hope they find a way to come back

if the company takes their name away, i want them to comeback as LUUNA or LUNA,, the jpn thing is probably gonna be terrible actually ,,, like they’ll drop a emotional song perhaps and then go on a “break” it’s so frustrating as an outsider but they all must be in a rush to end things and find agencies I KNOW SM CAN SIGN THEM BUT I DONT WANT THEM THERE 😭😭😭

Chris Lee and his fucking uncle need to be buried, omg I hate this I don't even care about NCT that much, but this is fucked up. So I understand why Lookass was chosen for SuperM, but I don't understand the hype behind him anyway, he's okay looking but there are hotter people in NCT or WayV, ok he did variety, I liked him on Keep Running with Yuqi, but he wasn't THAT funny. Yangyang is funnier, a better dancer and rapper, prettier and speaks English, but people drool over Lookas? Jail.

no seriously, the amount of damage they’ve done to sm and it’s artists is ridiculous,, no bc a whole taeyong exists,, no need for lookass 😭😭 yangyang EASILY takes over his position and lookass doesn’t even get that many lines so why even??? nOW HE WAS FUNNY AT THE VARIETY he suits that genre a lot and might as well be part of that more than the group,,, ur right wayv by itself are perfectly fine,, their vocals are good w/o his and same for superm bc he got that one line in jopping and said it’s done,, other’s can easily cover him up 😭😭😭 chris lee it’s in sight

Have you seen the clips from Boys Planet, ifk whether I should laugh or cry, they're setting them up. And Hui... they're trying to bait us, tell me this is a bait. Also damn boy, you're good you don't need a mediocre show to prove your skills :(

LMFAOOOO STOP FHWKHDSKDHKW ITS SO FUNNY GBWKFHWK i hope they do better tho bc the internet’s violating 😭😭😭

BUT pls support seok matthew <3 he is from where im from <3 surprised he’s alive bc of his high school choice but he’s a good friend of my mutual he’s like the only good one fbendbjc hui NEEDS to get out of there, he can easily start a youtube channel and show his life there and or drop covers WHY DO THEY KEEP SENDING HIM THERE 😭😭😭 HE HAS DEBUTED 5 TIMES PLS

I'm sorry whats abshhshahshus, but the last photo? Gorjuuuuus. OK but him coming on Universe basically every day since he found out it'll be closing <3


he is SO PRETTY 😭😭😭 that hair on him,, it’s giving the same vibes as the heart hair photos he posted….. anon.

what is this. what in the wattpad mafia.

crazy is me, me is crazy.

mental

MAN JUST KEPT GOING (we were on a date btw) and we got the wedding fit selfie 😳 /// Hate volleyball but perhaps I'd watch it /// Baek freeeeedom soon!!! - DV 💖

HE BETTER STOP OR I WILL ASK HIM FOR HIS HAND,,, the wedding fit selfie, anon please. don’t do this, i had a lil delulu pls. <3.

BAEKHYUN FREEDOM, HE IS FREED HE IS DONE WITH THAT AND NOW WE WAIT FOR TAEMIN l

san, otter, sotter

HE IS SO PRETTY GORGEOUS UNBELIEVABLE STUNNING SHOWSTOPPER INCREDIBLE FASCINATING

[gcjou]

GOJO SATORU: TROUBLE

૪ fem reader. modern au. smut. fingering. oral. penetration. unprotected sex. mentions of alcohol. tipsy reader, not drunk. implied cheating. not proofread. mdni.

૪ 3.4k words. gojo x f!reader.

૪ extra: gojo is around 28 here. reader’s about a few years younger. the ending of this one is not what it looks like! kinda. i love this man so much and i hate him for it. enjoy.

It’s been a long time since you’ve been to a club. Maybe that’s why you feel so out of place here. What’s it been—four or five years now? You weren’t exactly the biggest fan of being sandwiched between strangers and constantly having to keep a look out for your two best friends, Ami and Hana, who are way more alcohol-loving than you are.

“Hey, loosen up!” Ami shouts over the music, her short brown bob swaying with her as she starts dancing to the beat.

Beside her, Hana dances along, her long black hair swiveling as she moves her hips. “Yeah, just try to enjoy your last Saturday night as a free woman before you’re forever stuck in the corporate life!”

Right, because two days later, you’d be starting your first job straight out of college. You’d landed a position as a commercial executive in one of the up-and-coming sales firms in Tokyo. Frankly, you thought they’d have much better people scrambling for a position in their firm, given their sharp rise in their rankings in the industry, but hey, you’re not complaining.

Whatever pays the bills.

You have fortune—you won’t question it. So, with a resigned smile, you dance along with your friends, “fine, let’s make this a night worth remembering!”

“Feel good?”

Yes you do. So fucking good. You can’t even remember how you ended up here, in the lift of a fancy hotel, back pressed against the wall of the elevator as you have someone’s tongue down your throat.

Not that you could afford not answering, because you immediately feel his hands pulling back from under your shirt, a whimper leaving your throat as you feel the absence of his big hands from your chest.

He moves his mouth from your lips to your ear, lightly pecking the shell of it, “tell me how good you feel.” You can practically feel him grinning, your panting betraying your want for this to escalate.

You’re nothing if not prideful, though. “You’re an ass, Kujo.”

The man chuckles, pulling back, and his deep blue eyes catch you off-guard, like it did back at the club. He flicks your head playfully. Enough for you to feel it, but not enough to hurt. “My name’s Gojo, not Kujo.” He doesn’t look offended though. He seems more amused, if anything. “But you can call me Satoru.”

Gojo Satoru. That you’ll remember, for sure. You doubt you’d ever forget anyone that looks like him, but right now, what you want to do doesn’t include excessive talking.

“Right, but… Satoru?” You pause, giving him a chance to cock a brow and smirk, leaning his head forward so that the tips of your noses are touching.

“What is it, gorgeous?”

This time, you’re the one who leans forward just a little more, tipping your chin so that your lips barely grazes his own, your eyes looking into his, the alcohol in your system surprisingly not fucking with you too much. “I’d rather you use my mouth for something else other than just saying your name.”

Gojo takes your words seriously, pressing his lips against your own almost immediately. The elevator bell dings, and the both of you are lip-locked. If there was anyone out in the hallways of the hotel, neither of you noticed. They could stare for all you care. All you’re filled with is the sensation he’s giving you. You can feel the adrenaline rushing through your veins as he busies one of his hands against your clothed cunt, the other fumbling around in his pocket for the room key.

“Fuck, Satoru,” you moan, noticing how quickly he’s undone your jeans button and slipped his hand underneath the denim—and since when did you manage to make it in the room? You hadn’t even noticed until he’s pushing you down onto the soft silk sheets of his mattress, the foam sinking as you do. It’s comfortable. Very comfortable.

You’d lie there voluntarily, no questions asked.

By the time Gojo hovers above you, your jeans has been discarded to the corner of the bedroom, his brute strength enough to adjust your body position as he pleases, moving you to the center of the mattress. Your eyes flick down to his hands on your waist—they’re big. His long, lithe fingers trace down your shirt, trailing towards your underwear (and you thank your earlier self for deciding to wear a nicer pair instead of some plain white cotton, though you’re about to find out that Gojo doesn’t care much for them—he thinks they’re worn to be taken off anyway), two fingers slipping under the waistband before skillfully pulling them down to your knees.

The same two fingers swipe at your cunt, and his beautiful blue eyes make sure to gaze at your face as he licks them. “Someone’s eager, hm?”

It’s hard to calm your heart down—for someone you just met at a club, Gojo Satoru is the gorgeous one. And he knows it. His eyes are enough to hypnotize you, and his hands obviously work magic. One finger slips in, and then two, and your mouth falls open involuntarily.

Gojo can feel his pants tightening because fuck you’re so hot and he can’t stop himself from imagining all he’s going to do to you. If you’d let him, that is. Your moans feel like godsend to him. Good thing is, you seem very sane despite all the chugging you did earlier at the club. He’s thankful for that; he wants you to remember this.

All of it.

“S-Satoru.” Your fucking whines are driving him insane and he’s not even sure how much longer he can hold himself back. He’s not proud of it, but rarely does someone ever hold the power to make him feel like he’ll nut in his pants just like that. Gojo smirks as he looks down at you—you should be proud. Maybe he should praise you, please you more.

“Be a good girl, m’kay?”

He yanks his black sweater off, throwing it across the room. His hands hang your feet off the side of the bed before he puts them on his shoulders and pulls you in. It’s almost instinctive how you try to cover yourself, but Gojo’s hands are quick to stop you.

You’re quite something, Gojo thinks. Won’t blink an eyelash at whispering dirty things in his ears but then gets awfully shy in this position. His eyes fall to your glistening cunt, aware that you’re sensitive to his breaths falling against it. Borderline adorable, actually.

“No need to hide from me, pretty,” he tells you, hands moving to your inner thighs to keep them apart. His head moves down, and it’s only when you nod at him, eyes full-blown with lust, that he sticks his tongue out, licking a fat stripe up your bare cunt.

He feels your fingers intertwining in his hair, tugging at them as he eats you out, your moans getting louder and louder—if anything, they’re just fuel; motivation to make him continue. Your thighs clench around his head, and he chuckles, the vibration making your spine tingle.

Gojo pulls away for a moment, with you whining at the loss of contact. He smirks. You’re so needy for him, aren’t you? “Take your shirt off, baby.”

And you do. Slowly. Innocently. Sexily.

“That too,” Gojo says, cocking his brows, looking at your bra. It follows your shirt to hang from the side of the bed. “Such- a- good- girl.” He pecks soft kisses on your clit with each syllable, his tongue moving in and out of your pussy, replacing them with two of his fingers.

It isn’t long before he feels your pussy clenching around them, and he grins. Your back arched, his free hand on your chest, two fingers playing with your bud—you’re picture perfect.

“I’m—Satoru, fuck.” Can’t even form a coherent sentence from how good you’re feeling. It should be illegal how much you turn him on. He can’t even fucking wait anymore, so he pulls his fingers out of you, acutely aware that you’re disappointed from the pleading look in your eyes as you watch him get up.

Gojo is ready to tease you, but he catches a glint in your eye as you sit up, like the earlier shyness has temporarily dissipated as you look him in the eyes, a similar smirk tugging on your lips. Your fingers find their way to his belt, undoing it before you pull the zipper down on his pants, letting them fall to the floor.

Even through his black boxers you can see the outline of his dick, now hard, thanks to you. You keep yourself from faltering—because he’s big. He’s actually big. And here you thought his ego was the biggest thing you’d see tonight. Evidently not.

You feel his smooth fingers find their way to your chin, tipping it up to look at him again. “What do you want, baby? I’m all yours.”

Normally you’d be adverse to such cockiness. Which is exactly why you absolutely detest Gojo Satoru. How is he able to keep you captivated like this? If he was anyone else, you bet you wouldn’t even bat an eyelash. Yet here you are, slipping off his boxers and having to hold yourself back from actually gasping because you didn’t expect him to be this huge.

Your hands seem tiny as your fingers curve around him, the palm of your hand brushing against the thick vein on the underside of his cock. You don’t miss the suppressed grunt from the man standing in front of you as you start to move your hand—up, down, slightly more pressure, up and down again. You dare to flick your eyes up, catching his beautiful azure gaze mesmerised by you, a sheen of saliva covering his bottom lip as he sweeps his tongue across it, his fingers moving to your cheek, thumb caressing it gently.

His eyes, much as they threaten to break your focus, also beckon for you to do more. So you oblige, tongue leaving the confines of your mouth to give the tip of his cock small kitten licks, surprisingly enough to make him shudder slightly.

You smirk; he’s sensitive. But Gojo catches that, abruptly tipping your chin up higher. “Careful, kitten.”

It’s funny how he thinks he can lord over you just like that. Your ego won’t let him. You ignore his warning, swatting his grip away with your free hand before wrapping your mouth around his dick. And you’re thanking god that this isn’t your first time or you would’ve absolutely crumbled.

It doesn’t take long for Gojo to get greedy, moving his hips and thrusting into your mouth, slowly at first and then—even greedier. You feel him throbbing in your mouth, and even you can tell from his clenched jaw that he can’t hold back. That’s why he pulls out—hurriedly pushing you down against the mattress, one big hand fondling your right breast while the other adjusts you as he moves, your lips locked together, his tongue lingering with the taste of alcohol.

“Can’t—fucking hold back anymore. If you want me to stop, you better say so now,” he chokes out, his tip just barely touching your cunt. His eyes are half-lidded. You believe him for sure.

Even you’re ashamed to admit that you’re absolutely soaking, especially since you haven’t been able to forget the sensation of his tongue against your clit. There’s nothing intimate about this, about his eyelashes fluttering against yours, about his eyes blown with lust, about his gentle grip on your waist—but still, you’re craving for this, for him, for more.

“Don’t want you to stop,” you pause as he presses a kiss on your lips. “Want you to hurry up.”

Gojo chuckles, and the tips of your noses touch. “Telling me what to do?” He looks oddly boyish like this, a sly grin hidden behind white tresses and looking up at you through his long lashes. “Aren’t you impatient,” he teases, as though he’s one to talk.

Lucky for you though, he doesn’t make you wait any longer, pushing himself slowly into you. You bite down on your bottom lip as you try and adjust to his girth. A whimper escapes you, and you feel his thumb beckoning your lips open.

“C’mon, you can take more, can’t you?” He doesn’t sound like he’s goading you, but by now you’re not really trusting your judgement. You nod profusely though, despite it. Your vision is hazy, clouded by everything he’s making you feel. He leans closer to you, lips grazing your ear as he starts fucking into you. “That’s my girl,” he whispers, smirking as he feels you clench around him.

You don’t catch whatever he whispers in your ear next, or even feel when he bites down on your shoulder (something that’s surely to leave a mark the next day). All you can feel is the euphoria rushing through your body as he quickens his pace, sound of skin slapping skin the only thing you hear, his hands roaming your body sending you into overdrive.

On top of you, Gojo has his eyes glued on your face as he fucks into you, his gaze slowly trailing down from your neck to your shoulder—now marked by him—down to your chest, your tits bouncing as you take all of him, your pussy probably burning from the stretch. Such a good fucking girl. You’re not doing such a bad job for someone he just met. For someone who doesn’t want to tell him your name. You don’t seem like someone who goes around looking for one night stands. Just a guess. Then again, it doesn’t bring him much merit to know your name. It’d just be nice to know. And maybe forget one day.

That’s what you’re most likely going to do with him anyway.

Maybe that drinking game he played with you and your friends earlier did help him know more about you after all. Even if only a little. Doesn’t know your name but knows the most public place you’d fucked in.

(Gojo made sure not to scoff when you answered with “living room”. Kind of vanilla. Then again, what wouldn’t sound vanilla when one of your friends said “back of a lecture hall” and the other said “roller coaster”. He didn’t even want to ask how that last one worked. Also because he kind of zoned out when you started to get tipsy and laying your head on his shoulder.)

“Fuck.” God, even your fucking whine makes him feel intoxicated. He can’t help but thrust into you harder, faster. The headboard can barely take anymore, and he’s sure that the neighbouring room might complain but for you? Satoru would have no qualms paying them to shut the fuck up so he can hear you clearly.

Every whine, every sigh, every hitch in your throat. He goes faster, and harder, and faster. His mouth latches onto your chest, tongue flicking the bud—and then you moan his name and he can’t fucking take it anymore. His dick is throbbing inside you as you clench tighter, his free hand playing with your clit, rubbing circles with his thumb as he lets you moan louder and louder.

He pulls his head back up to look at you, your eyes shut tight and mouth wide open. “You wanna cum, pretty?”

“Mhm.” You respond without missing a beat. It isn’t even until now that he realises you’ve been planting your nails onto his back. Not that he minds being scratched up by you.

Gojo feels your high coming—and his own. He thrusts into you a few more times, pinching down on your clit as you both reach your highs, his kiss swallowing your moans as you writhe underneath him, taking his load inside you so well.

He pulls back, slowly watching as his cock comes out of you, covered in both of your slicks—scooping up the cum slipping out of you with his fingers before pushing them back into your cunt, with you gasping from the sensitivity.

Both of you are spent, panting as you come down from your highs. Gojo settles down beside you on the bed, too tired to care that he has a practical stranger in his hotel room. He’s about to tell you that he could call you a cab back home, but the moment he turns, he gets to see your droopy eyes.

He isn’t surprised; from what he’s heard earlier you’d had a long day. It’s not really like him to offer, but maybe it’s fine. For you.

“You can leave in the morning if you want,” he tells you as he sits up, getting one of his spare dress shirts that he swung onto the chair earlier. “I can take the living room.” (He looks at you with an obligatory smirk—living room. He’ll probably associate you with that word.)

You pout, and Gojo actually thinks it’s cute. He thinks he hates you. He actually hates you for making him think things like this.

“What am I, a monster or something?” You ask him.

It’s actually funny how you’re trying to beat around the bush. If it were any other day, Satoru would pounce at the opportunity to tease you endlessly. But he’s had a long day too. So instead of trying to annoy you, he tosses you his shirt. You catch it, cocking a brow at him.

“Aren’t you cold?” He asks you, and it’s as though you’ve only just realised you’re still naked, by the way you hurriedly put it around you, buttoning it all up too. You look good in it, better than him. He opts for just wearing a boxer and slipping into bed beside you, although both of you are careful to sleep near the edge.

Somehow cuddling seems a little too intimate for two strangers that just fucked.

Within a few minutes, both of you are out cold.

“Still not gonna tell me what happened between you and Mr. Handsome?”

“I’m hanging up now,” you tell Ami over the phone before getting into the lift.

“You whore! At least tell—”

Pressing on the red button, you sigh. Both Ami and Hana have been bugging you to spill the details of what happened that night between you and Gojo Satoru. It wasn’t that you didn’t want to tell them. Heck, they probably already knew, considering they saw you pulling him out of the club with you. Still, sex and tell isn’t your kind of thing.

Stuffing your phone into your back pocket, you straighten yourself up as the elevator pulls up to the highest floor. It’s your first day of work and you do not need your two best friends hounding you about your sex life and distracting you.

As you manoeuvre the corridors and enter through the double doors of Azure Corp, your new employer, you take a deep breath. The woman who interviewed you seemed nice enough. She was older, 45’s your best guess. Seemed strict and stern, but you have a gut feeling she means well. You try to look out for her short blonde hair as you walk through the office, having her instructions memorised.

Take a left after you enter, walk straight until you see the first printing room to your left, and then turn right, all the way to the end of the corridor.

And now you’re here, your right hand clenched into a fist.

“Being late on the first day is absolutely unacceptable.”

Thank god for you it’s 8:57am, just three minutes shy. You could’ve come earlier, if only the trains weren’t so damn packed.

You knock the door, three tight raps before you realise what the words embossed on a black plaque on the door read. Your eyes widen as the door starts to open, the name GOJO SATORU disappearing from sight and making way for the man himself.

In front of you, the man whose dress shirt you stole after that night. And beside him, the woman who interviewed you.

“Oh hi, Y/N, good morning!” She’s greeting you, but you can’t tear your eyes off of him. He’s as surprised as you are, blank stare as Mrs. Souseki introduces you. “Oh and Mr Gojo, this is L/N Y/N. She’ll be taking over me as your assistant from now on.”

The words you try to say catch at your throat. But Gojo recovers faster. He holds a hand out for a handshake, acting as if he’s never met you.

“Morning Ms. L/N,” and then he flashes that charming smile of his. “Looking forward to working with you.”

“M-me too,” you choke out, shaking his hand. The flashbacks from two nights back flooding your vision.

Oh great. It’s only your first day of work and you’ve already fucked your boss.

Ami’s words ring in your head. You whore!

Yep. Yep, you definitely do feel like one. Unfortunately for you, Gojo’s not helping. Because the next moment, you catch something you’re positive he didn’t have on him that night.

A striking gold wedding ring.

You whore.

[uwurakax]

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-> i promise i’m actually writing other things but i remembered that tiktok and this scenario was in my head (with oikawa ofc, bc wbk im a big [redacted] for him. i may write this as a full fic buf i needed this out there hngjrnwksnsusj 4am vibes

thinking about first love oikawa toru.

you met in high school, followed along as he played volleyball and built his high school career in the sport he loved. you never missed a game or practice, cheering him on as loud as you could; you did have to compete with the cheer section of his fan-club after all.

if anyone were to think of high school sweethearts who would make it to forever, it would’ve been you and oikawa. his friends, your friends, even your families had been so certain.

it was too soul crushing to let either of your parents; his or yours, know that you and oikawa had broken up, just 2 weeks shy of graduating from high school. no one knew why, and to be honest you couldn’t even remember either.

you both played nice however, for your parents’ sake. oikawa was leaving for argentina anyway, and you were staying in japan. you’d both decide to hold off, pretending to be that lovey couple that felt super optimistic about long distance. then once things had settled a few months in, you’d announce your “breakup”.

long distance was hard, you hardly ever got to see or speak with him. time-zones just weren’t in your favour.

and no one would question why you wouldn’t be as distraught, you wouldn’t have seen him in months by that point. it made it easier, or that’s how it was supposed to be anyway.

so imagine the surprise, days before oikawa was set to leave, that his and your parents had gifted you a one way ticket to follow oikawa across the world.

un-freaking-believable.

that’s how you found yourself pouting in line at the security check with your backpack, standing next to the pretty brunette. it was all smiles as you waved goodbye to your family and friends, walking hand in hand as you made your way to check in your baggage. the facade dropped as you were out of view and you quickly let go of his hand.

it was agonising having to stand next to oikawa, and you were sure as hell the plane ride was going to be worse. after what felt like hours, you both managed to make small talk.

before you were lovers, you were friends first.

it didn’t take long before you came to, laughing and enjoying each other’s company. you would have to try and make this work at least, and try you did.

you fell into your old habits quickly. like high school, you never missed a practice or game that oikawa played. honestly the whole friends thing worked. maybe you both just worked better as friends.

you didn’t speak the language well at all, not like oikawa, so you didn’t get a chance to really connect with anybody else. and maybe that was your downfall.

because months in, sat opposite oikawa in a dimly lit restaurant that you couldn’t pronounce the name of, you found yourself realising the reason why you had fallen in love with him in the first place, and just how much you never stopped.

[prettyboykatsuki]

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one lifetime | d. kaminari 

➳ tags ;; fluff, insecurity, existentialism (?), falling in love, fem!reader, like.. no dialogue, a singular mention of sex, alchohol ment/partying habits. implied player denki

➳ wc ;; 1.4k (literally what) 

➳ a/n ;; this was just supposed to be like a short little thing. idk how or why its this long. 

➳ plot ;; denki falls in love and re-evaluates his life as it is. 

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Denki Kaminari likes to say the same phrase when he’s living his life out. 

“We’re gonna live forever!” 

And he says it with his chest, a warm grin spread across his face. Cheeks aching and red from the night wind, brushing across it like knuckles. It’s a half-lie, half-truth, half cheeky statement in regards to his dangerous job and even more dangerous lifestyle. He knows that all those things don’t make a whole, 3 halves - but that phrase is just as overzealous. 

The point is that he likes to say it whenever he’s having fun. Whether that be at his 21st birthday, sparklers flying out of his cake or in the middle of a drunken night - head stuck out of the window. He’s not sure why exactly. 

But he assumes he enjoys dancing with the implication that it’s possible. That, by living like this, there isn’t anything finite about existence and the he could, indeed, live as long as he wanted. Somehow, he’ll be broadly immortalized by his partying habits and missed connections and videos of him dancing with strangers at clubs. That these things will live on even farther than the legacy he was supposed to have by heroism. 

Denki Kaminari likes to think the idea of living forever is really just a way for him to say that he doesn’t have to think about the life he’s already living. The fact that he’s not unhappy but he’s not exactly where he likes to be. This hollowing incompleteness that rests on the apples of his cheeks and weighs down his smile. It doesn’t matter - this loneliness or sorrow. None of it matters if we have infinity. 

We’re gonna live forever right? So why try and think about the unimportant. There are bigger fish to fry. Bigger things to worry about. 

He isn’t.. sad. And he knows he shouldn’t be lonely. He has friends who care for him, and all the girls he could ever want, and he’s doing good! On the hero rankings, he broke 10 last week for the first time. He’s something of a bigshot now. He has media coverage. He has fans. He has the life he always dreamed of as a teenager - experiences all the cool shit he ever wanted. 

But he is, anyways. Lonely, that is. If he were more honest with himself than that’s really the only word to describe it. It’s a deep, unsettling loneliness. 

And he swore to himself that he was above most things. He would live out his dreams for the rest of his life and it would be awesome. Life would be so good He didn’t need to fall in love. Or if he did, it would be with some hot supermodel or whatever else. 

Lately, Denki finds that he really doesn’t want to live forever. 

The funny thing about love is that it brings you feelings that you didn’t even know existed. Like one day you’re completely fine but the next - you love someone so much life without them seems miserable. And there’s that weird, never ending fear that they might die. Then it’s 2am and you’re crying because you love them. Love them so much that you don’t really want to live forever but that you just don’t want them to die before you. That would make you so sad. 

And you’re not really the type of person Denki imagined himself with. You used to just be the lady on his patrol who sold Taiyaki on the corner with a pretty bandana on your head and a lovely smile. You sold other things, but he likes the Taiyaki the best. And despite how much shit you’ve seen on the corner, you never seem to leave it. You say you’re too attached to ever go, you’ve been there for four years of college and you’ll be devastated when you leave someday. 

And it’s funny because he’s not sure the two of you could be more different. You’re the type of person who others love - you have that tenderness to you. Soft hands and warm eyes. Everything about you is beautiful in the same way that renaissance paintings are. That kind, dreaminess that makes his stomach feel tight. 

He really didn’t mean to fall in love with you. It just sorta happened on his part. One late patrol became many, became talking to you for hours and hours on mundane days, became asking about your life. Where do you go to school? What do you do? Hows your relationship with your parents? Do you like coffee or tea or maybe neither? And hey, are you seeing anyone lately? 

Would you like too?

Denki Kaminari didn’t really ever intend to be a settled man.

But then he met you and the the idea of you having kids or marrying anyone other than him was so upsetting - he cries over it drunk. He met you and suddenly, he thinks that you might like some flowers he bought. He daydreams about holding your pinky and walking with you. Pictures living with you in an apartment - somewhere in the city. He’d take you out on the town to eat pizza and play at the arcade and then you could make out in the park.

You always listen to him. He didn’t know he wasn’t being heard until he met you. And you sat there and listened to him talk about his favorite video games for hours and hours - the classics, the lore, the fan-theories. You kissed him when he apologized for talking so much, promised you didn’t mind. These days, if he goes off on a tangent - your smile makes your eyes crinkle in the corner and your lips turn up in a smile. You encourage him to talk as much as he likes, hold his hand and squeeze it whenever he thinks he’s being too much. 

Denki didn’t know he spent so much of his life hiding. It’s scary, he has to admit. He thinks maybe you’re the only person who’s ever seen him. Not as the funny guy, or the partier, or the hero, or the side-character - he’s just Denki. You don’t lose interested in him when people like Kirishima and Bakugou are around. When someone asks who you’re dating - you hold his arm and say his name. 

Not Chargebolt but “oh! this is my boyfriend, Denki”. You smile and nudge his side. And no matter how much he hates himself somedays - you love him, always. With open arms and an unlocked door to your apartment - where you’re cooking dinner in the kitchen wearing cute socks. You’re the girlfriend he dreamed of in highschool - the one that wears anime merch and joins him in new things and holds onto him when she’s scared. 

The one he didn’t think he could have, no matter how much he wanted it. You’re a dream that he’s living. A living, breathing dream. 

The first Denki laid in bed with you - he didn’t remember much about the sex other than the fact it was good. It was so good he cried afterwards. He sobbed into your arms and you stroked his back, ran your hands over your shoulders and kisses his head. He doesn’t remember the sex itself, not really - but he remember the way the sunlight hit your skin when morning came. He spent the whole night looking at you, would you believe it? And it was nice. It was good. 

It’s so good being loved by you that Deki no longer wants to live forever. Needs too. 

Which is funny right - because you’d think the alternative would be for the two of you to be together forever. Instead of just him, you could spend eternity together latched to each others sides. 

It sounds nice in theory. It’d be nice if the two of you could stay together until time ends, and even if you left - he’s sure he’d spend eternity chasing you again. 

But he loves you so much that he doesn’t want to live forever. There would be so much he’d miss if that were the case. He wouldn’t be able to grow old with you like he wants, and if you had kids - what if they passed before you. Or even if you didn’t, you’d outlive all your friends. You would be able to see the whole world but then you’d run out of things together. 

Infinity is better in theory than in practice. He doesn’t want to live for forever because he knows he can’t. He doesn’t need to do something so.. impractical to be happy. 

Being with you, just for one lifetime, is enough to make him happier than he could ever dream. 

When Denki wakes up with you in his bed tomorrow morning - he knows in that moment that this is all he could ever need. 

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