#like the trailer was beautiful

[vampyrdolll]

[juvinadelgreko]

piper and colin greenmantle are so fucking funny because what do you mean the death of niall lynch, a living god, and the subsequent torment of his son, was orchestrated by a fucking soccer mom and her harangued husband posing as said son’s latin teacher?

[sigsfigs]

i'm mrs. manhattan

[felassan]

On Davrin's room in the Lighthouse. 👀

User: "question, of our 7 companions, which is most likely to be up early and watch the sunrise , which is most likely one to sleep till noon?" Corinne: "When you see Davrin’s room, you’d certainly assume he’d be up watching the sunrise with that view. If only it weren’t in the fade 😅" [source]

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

ovulation being a hell of a drug that ends up getting steddie together like

eddie and queen bee stevie harrington who have a weird kind of friendship where they share like. Everything. not a single secret between them. like eddie's got stevie's cycle pretty much memorised and she knows about every inappropriately timed boner he's ever had. and they're talking one day, smoking, shooting the shit, and there's a second of silence before stevie's like. oh my god. im so horny im gonna die. and eddie's like huh what. and stevie goes like there's a stain on your wall that's kind of shaped like a sperm and that made me think about cum and now im all bricked up. my vaginas haunted. fucking sperm shaped stain.

and eddie's like. wait girls- ok you know what im saying this in my head and im realising this sounds dumb but like. i thought girls didn't like. Get Like That. like i thought random horniness at a stiff breeze was a guy thing

and stevie snorts like nope girls get it too we just get to hide it bc we don't get boners. swear to god there's like a week of every month where i get fucking possessed or some shit. robin says it's like a period thing

but you're not on your period?

and stevie's like no it's like. the opposite of a period. like your period is your uterus being like hey you fucked up you're not pregnant but Horny Week is your uterus being like okay im ready let's get a baby in there time to get pregnant you know what to do. it's called like. oval. something. oval something. im all fertile and my body's trying to trick me, the fuckn prick.

and eddie just kinda goes huh and then there's another second of silence where he tries very hard not to think about stevie being pregnant. and then stevie throws her arms up with a frustrated sigh like god DAMN it now im thinking about being pregnant and eddie's internally like well at least it's not just me

and anyway another joint later this obviously devolves into stevie shoving eddie's hand down her pants and telling him please it'll be so quick he doesn't even have to do anything and she just ruts against his hand while he stares at her bc he's so high and the girl he's basically in love with just told him how fertile she was and then started rubbing her incredibly wet pussy against his hand and he feels like he might pass out

they do this and more about once a month for like a year until stevie does actually get pregnant. her stupid uterus successfully tricked her 😔✊

[queertealover]

She's so pretty too, I mean look at her.

[colorpuzzled]

look at hime

[3416]

got confirmation stop fucking crying bro was directed at auston and not mitch... how im feeling rn

[riolugirl111]

The 2nd Mononoke movie trailer dropped and man he’s still so pretty to look at 🥰

[wereh0gz]

The Minecraft movie would've been so good if they'd just. Made it in earnest

[vampyrdolll]

[littleprince612]

hot diggity damn how did i miss this

those are not leaves on the tree, those are COINS

cuz remember when pinocchio is told by the cat and fox that if he plants his gold coins into the "field of miracles" it will grow into a money tree (SCAMMERS)

I'm just... floored by some of this stuff, at how much the whole pinocchio thing wasn't just an afterthought. Yes, this is a soulsborne game, it takes heavy influences by the games of fromsoftware, but it's almost as if neowiz is insisting that this is first and foremost a pinocchio adaptation. and it may come off as, a bit of an eccentric choice? but it's also very intriguing

[dothestarsshine-art]

Just tearing up, still not used to seeing Sevika in sunlight.

[felassan]

before the Gameplay Reveal of Dragon Age: The Veilguard went live the other day, the stream had a countdown on a purple background. there was cool music playing in the background of this. there is a rewatch link for the gameplay video, but it doesn't include the song. Ghil Dirthalen recorded it though, so if you would like to re-listen to it, you can do so here at [this link]. there is also a link in the description of the video to a download of the audio file there.

maybe this is the music that plays over the 'Start Menu'? :)

[gorehoundhammett]

where’s your cherry, pretty girl!

[delsshitposts]

Aglaea Trailer GIFs

A.K.A God she's pretty. Why do I feel like I have a blade to my throat?