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ghost being a terrible driver is so funny 💀💀 he wouldn’t even care that he’s giving other people road rage, he’d just slowly blink at them like a cat before driving away.
i think even in the sexier version where he's not an absolute maniac on the road (like driving the wrong way down one-way streets, rear ending people that he thinks are driving too slow, cutting people off to prove a point, etc), he still does things like that LMAO. he should NOT have been given clearance to purchase a vehicle.
#i am CRYING at that description of him blinking like a cat while someone in the car behind him is screaming themselves red in the face#cod headcanons#i think he brake checks and then speeds off when they flip out behind him
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i drove the car and did not wreck it or even have a panic attack 👍🏻 160k miles 2006 (? probably) subaru impreza awd automatic. my friend is hoping to get the guy to sell it for $1700-2000. if not that's honestly fine because driving is the worst activity on earth
#she knows a mechanic who could check it out beforehand too#it sounds like the guy fixed something significant when he got it so have to find out what it was and if it's going to explode or whatever#it has four cylinders. i really don't know what that means but it seems to matter how many there are#brakes were slightly squeaky but that was all i really noticed#(again knowing nothing about cars)#it doesn't have a back up camera which makes me really nervous but i think you can like install one...?#the ac works 👍🏻#me
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so i was watching some of my dashcam footage that i deliberately saved bc of Calgary Driver Shenanigans taking place in proximity to me and i straight up hate people who brake-check so much
pulling that shit is so dangerous, even at "low" speeds. and even if someone is riding your asshole hard, you don't brake-check them. as soon as you do a brake-check, you have now made yourself the more reckless driver in that equation.
you should never, ever do something to deliberately cause a collision when operating heavy machinery.
like, i cannot even fathom the kind of self-absorbed loser you have to be to play chicken like that in a way that could get someone fucking killed.
just... like... i keep thinking back to this accident that happened here one or two years ago, where a pick-up truck brake-checked a minivan on the highway in less than ideal driving conditions and the van spun out, and then rolled multiple times into the ditch, and one of the children in the van was ejected. the pick-up truck didn't even stop and as far as i'm aware was never even found. like that driver fucking killed a kid.... and for what? the driver of the van maybe pissed them off? was driving a bit too close? like please, if you are someone who brake-checks because you assume you'll be just fine if you get hit bc "lol i'm insured" you should always assume that the worse possible outcome could happen. when operating heavy machinery going more than 20mph around other people also operating heavy machinery going the same or higher speeds, you should always be thinking about the worst case scenario of pulling a dumbass move that affects multiple ppl.
like when you brake-check someone, you think this is a tussle that's just between you and that person, yeah? and you feel justified because maybe this person is driving too close, or they seem distracted, or maybe they pissed you off earlier, right? Oh, but I bet you looked all around, considered all of the variables, and determined that should an accident occur, it's only the two of you that's gonna have your day ruined, right? I'm sure you're cocky enough to think that. Like I'm positive (sarcastic) you've thought about all of these things before brake-checking:
the other vehicles in the road other than you and the person behind you
is there a big truck behind the person behind you that is going to have a fucking heart attack trying to stop?
the road conditions in general
what if the driver behind you doesn't have new tires? what if one of their tires blows out trying to brake and they spin out?
are their pedestrians you might be endangering if your stupid move causes an accident?
what if the other driver has kids in the car? passengers in general? your beef is with the driver, but causing an accident would be punishing their innocent passengers too
what if the accident you cause totals your car? are you able to be without a car?
what if the accident totals the other person's car? what if their livelihood depends on them having a car?
what if the other person doesn't have insurance? yeah, that's illegal, but it does you no good. if you think your insurance is going to pick up the tab in that case with no fight at all, you're naive as fuck. like unless you have complete car insurance and not just liability insurance, your insurance company will fucking fight any claim you make. even with complete car insurance, they fight claims. remember, car insurance companies are in the business of hoarding the money you pay them. they do not actually want to pay out.
what if the other driver has a dashcam and can definitively prove that you braked for no reason other than to endanger literally everyone else on the road?
like that's just some of the things to fucking consider re: brake-checking. and when the list of risks is that long while incomplete, what do you even gain by brake-checking?
brake-checking is petty, stupid, and fucking reckless. it can seriously injure people that aren't even involved in your beef, and it can even kill people. brake-checking is some of the most self-absorbed behaviour to have behind the wheel, and people who do it are fucking losers.
period.
even if the other driver is following too close, or driving aggressively. you don't make an already dangerous situation even more dangerous oh my fucking god like why isn't that common fucking sense.
#the situation that prompted this rant was on friday i approached a light as it turned green so i didn't brake#i just kinda coasted up to the vehicle that had been stopped at the light and they were very slow to actually GO#anyway eventually they got... i guess close to the speed#but we were going down a steep hill that increased in speed by 20 clicks at the bottom#i was just kind of coasting behind this person who was going 10 UNDER and there were vehicles in the lane next to me so i couldn't go aroun#the guy does kind of a hard brake at the top of the hill#shortly after the light#and i easily slow to match him even though it was kinda annoying#like he was already going 50 in a 60 zone#why was he braking??????#then he did another HARD brake close to the bottom#but next to a an exit and the person in front of them exited there#so i thought maybe that was the culprit for the brake-checking#but then past the exit the dude brakes SUPER HARD where there is no reason to brake at all because we should be doing the new speed limit#just.. WHY BRAKE-CHECKING IS SO FUCKING STUPID#IF YOU BRAKE-CHECK KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF
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#getting my oil changed and my brakes checked in a couple hours everyone cross your fingers that i don't have to spend the last of my money#like this is purely for maintenance and i do have a coupon but like what if they find out my car has a rare car disease and then i'm broke
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no one ever talks about shepard just absolutely mowing guys down in the mako and i really think they should, that should've been the first red flag
#⟡°⋄ ◜ headcanon . ◞#is she that bad of a driver or was that on purpose?? lmao#garrus in the backseat like YOU JUST RAN THAT GUY OVER??#shepard shifting gears: he was in the way#she's really thinking would've been a waste of bullets but she's not gonna SAY THAT gfdshjks#shepard in me2 suddenly feeling real bad about all the geth she brake checked
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waiting for a guy to call you back is such An Experience ™️
#OKAY#so me and FG were SUPPOSED TO HAVE A FACE TO FACE CONVO ABOUT WHAT HE SAID THE LAST TIME (check my last rant post if you dk what im talking#about) ON SUNDAY BUT I RAN OUT THE CAR BC AAAAAA FEELINGS BUT THEN WE WERE SUPPOSE TO MEET TODAY AFTER MY CLASSES BUT HIS BRAKES FOR THE CA#WERE ACTING UP SO HE HAD TO CANCEL BC DUH ITS THE BRAKES THAT CAN CAUSE AN ACCODENT#AND SO WE WERE ON THE PHONE JUST DOING SMALL TALK KINDA DANCING ADOUND THE ACTUAL REASON WHY WE WERE TALKINF#AND THEN HE HAD TO GO BC IG HIS FRINED WAS ON THE OTHER LINE TO HELP HIM WITH HIS CAR SO VALID#AND HE SAID I QUOTE “HOLD UP I’LL CALL YOU BACK’ END QUOTE#4 HOURS AND HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO IM STILL WAITING FOR A CALL LIKE ???????????????#AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AFTER AN HOUR OF WAITING HE SENDS ME A MEME#ON INSTAGRAM#LIKE MY LIEGE ARE YOU SEARS?! DO YOU WANT ME TO BLOW A FUSE ??????? LIKE IDEK WHAT IS GOING THROUGH HIS HEAD LIKE OMGOODNESS#i’m Calm Cool and Collected ™️ tho yk? like i’m soooooo normal about this guy and my feelings yk? im just in turmoil on the inside#Friendly Giant ™️#vk overshares in the tags#mutuals my beloved
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driving turns me into a different person. i use the word 'tesla' like it's derogatory
#op#i dont think it was a tesla but someone was tailgating me on the highway yesterday and i was so tempted to brake check them#like pal. i'm in the rightmost lane. i'm going above speed and there's low traffic.#how about YOU switch lanes if you have a problem with that. you literally have 3+ other lane options#also i'd speed up to get more space between us and nope they just kept tailgating. loser. why are u so obsessed with me omg
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When I was driving home tonight there was this car tailgating me (we were going into the construction part of the highway where there are only two lanes and I was already going 10mph over so I wasn't going to do anything about it), and it turns out they were tailgating me because they were trying to get away from this other car tailgating them.
The other car was a some kind of old, beatup red car, and I know this because it pulled a dangerous manuever in the only-two-lanes zone to weave through traffic, catch up to, and cut me off without using his turn signal at all for any of it. And then he did this aggressive wave in his rearview that I'm 97% sure was him flipping me off given the context of the other behavior.
So I flipped him off back.
And then he flipped me off again, so I flipped him off a second time.
At that point he sped off and changed to the other lane so you'd think that would be the end of it. But his exit came before mine, so he got caught behind slower traffic and I guess realized I'd end up passing him. So he stuck his arm out his window to flip me off a third time, and also leaned his face partway out his window to yell something. I had my windows up, though, and music playing (I was listening to this), so I couldn't hear him; I just kept my head forward and flipped him off again as I passed him.
Anyway, from my brief glimpse he looked kind of like this:
#in retrospect i'm lucky he didn't brake check and force an accident after i flipped him off the first time#also i don't remember seeing a rear license plate 🤔 so i guess the car could've been stolen & that was why he was so rushed?#maybe he was some kind of walter white-esque criminal. oops.#well if you stop hearing from me assume i got hunted down & murdered ig#also i GUESS his first action could've been a super aggressive wave but i doubt it#The Wave is for when someone lets you pass#not for when you weave through traffic like wannabe Mad Max & cut them off#he was road raging. if it was *a* wave it was aggressive & sarcastic af
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everything i've ever learned about cars has been against my will
#in the sense of like#in a perfect world where i had affordable accessible public transportation#i would not need to know how to change a tire or check my oil#or what grinding brakes sound like#or own a tire gauge#or just. know how to drive#cars#driving#personal shenanigans
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What if... I procrastinated reading a certain chapter of a really good fangan by drawing fan art for it? Haha, just kidding... unless...?
Anyways, here's Kai Dagonet from Danganronpa Wonderland, a fangan I found near the end of 2023, and one I've been binging like crazy lately. Sadly, I don't know if the creator of this fangan has a Tumblr account on here (nor the person who created Kai in the first place), but here's the story he's in.
Also, because I feel like this particular piece benefits from being background-less, there's a version of that below the cut!
#danganronpa wonderland#i might talk about the project in full length but that's dependent on how I feel at the end of the month#regardless this story really deserves to be checked out! the relationship writing is super super good#...something kai's socially-awkward ass ironically doesn't get to be a part of much. but hey them's the brakes 🤷#btw the chapter I've been procrastinating on's the one called 'the 8th square on the board'.#i'll likely jump back into reading the story once this is posted but. i'm not looking forward to what happens in said chapter 😢#also since i've been doing a decent amount of fangan art lately I should make a tag so:#fan of these ronpas
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like you cannot believe how stupid this shit is unless its happened to you. last month i went from spending a long weekend w one of my beloved friends, going to cons w other friends, and just generally having a great time to 8 hours later having a week long breakdown where i was going back to [redacted] fantasies and do you know what caused it???? a glass animals song came on shuffle on my drive home from work.
#well. oops sorry that was one of her favorite bands so you can't accidentally hear a song you guys used to listen to while driving anymore#lest you start daydreaming for several days straight about brake checking every semi on the highway!#avpost#its so fucking annoying id love to be able to live my life without random things hitting too hard and throwing off my whole scene.#also id love to still participate in some of the stuff we used to like or do together. but its just not possible.
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Boy oh boy my car is gonna be a shitload of money (: yay
#my mom's cousin was like oh well you shouldve have (her husband) do it! hed only charge you parts!#like no if i had him do it he would only do my oil which is what i went to the mechanic for and theres a reason my mechanic has so many#auto awards and shit from various places like you go in for an oil change and they check EVERYTHING to make sure you're not gonna#get fucked by your car breaking down and suddenly something they could've caught early is now $5000 bc many moving parts are broke now#and if he did catch it then i wouldnt feel comfortable having your husband do it bc thats a lot to ask someone to do#so i need new brakes bc of course i do 🙄#it's never JUST an oil change here though but again id rather them catch something than get a check engine light come on when im in like#pa or something yknow??#and when i got my car we took it to him and all i needed was a new cabin filter bc they sold me it WITH A DEAD MOUSE IN THE CABIN FILTER#AREA which is why i couldnt drive with the ac on for a month 😭 he was like car looks great but mickey died in the cabin filter so uh 😬#marquilla
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#listen i still don’t even think that lance fucked up that bad#drivers checked up and it caused an accordion effect. the cars in the back of that line will always be the LAST to know#it happens in nascar all the time on super speedway restarts. it’s just racing! shit happens! ppl act like he deliberately wrecked someone#or was just stupid but he literally did not have enough warning and couldn’t brake fast enough#get OVER it
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car repairs wait what happened to your car 😭
nothing happened! i just went in to get an oil change and just wanted a comprehensive check up. And they found the rear breaks needed repairing (i had a feeling some of my brakes were going bad) and so i paid for that. and the oil change. and uhhh everything else is looking really good!!!
#ask#anon#which honestly in the moment i was annoyed with how long it took#but now that i've slept that's like. a peace on my mind#that my car is okay and the battery has been tested and the brakes and shit#they checked other shit but i was like “yeah i don't know what that means”#i'm gonna have to get a tire soon though
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no offense to beckett love her too pieces but she sure picked a hell of a time to die
#omg kiera no one cares#tax season brakes on our only car going out dad's surgery my ultrasound my skin check#no groceries no trash bags no NOTHING#parents begging people they know for a bit of money like#love u beckett but you could've picked any other week any other month bby
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Why is it every single time I see a vehicle driving w no headlights or taillights (or drls for that matter), is it, without fail, EVERY SINGLE TIME a Mazda CX-5. Like, do they scoop your fucking brain out when you buy the vehicle? Is there like a discount if you've been lobotomized or???
#delete later#like it cannot be a coincidence#ive seen dozens of them do they just not come w headlights???#and if you flash your lights they brake check you like????#just a reminder this is not a mazda hate free zone i will fucking dunk on your shitty choice in automobile
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