#like that’s obi-wan and cody

[heartofroses112]

help i can’t stop thinking about a CodyWan Princess Diaries 2 AU where Obi-Wan is Queen Clarisse and Cody is Joe like come on it fits them so perfectly—

[secretly-a-trekkie]

pov you'll never be able to share makeup shades

[raphaerolo]

ok but what if- what if they kissed in front of a pretty darn detailed mural, like have we thought it through thoroughly enough?? cuz like... what if there were tigers.

this comes from mine and @anaclastic-azurite 's surfer/bananawan codywan au which you can read here

mural without the giant obstruction below the cut

(With and without wall texture:)

[starwarjotta]

looking for someone on Tatooine

[jedi-starbird]

Alpha-17 and Obi-Wan being friends (derogatory) on 17's part and friends (threatening) on Obi-Wan's part is such an underrated dynamic

They could be so funny and terrifying, like Obi-Wan went through a soul shredding experience with Alpha-17 as his only company. They're friends because what else are you gonna be after you witness each other at absolute rock bottom from torture.

It's like 'dog put in cage of cheetah who's threatening to go crazy', except the dog is a grizzly bear and also threatening to go crazy.

Emotional support trooper except the trooper in question has never done any sort of supporting in his life and is actively an emotional distress trooper to a great number of the CC batch.

I want them texting everyday, I want Obi-Wan mailing handmade BFF bracelets to Alpha and Alpha sending pics back of him flipping off the camera but still wearing them, I want Alpha using Obi-Wan to keep track of and occasionally terrorize his cadets, I want 17 ending problems in the GAR (like Krell) before they begin because Obi-Wan has him shipped out on a personal transport at the first opportunity, decked out with slug-throwers Obi-Wan got him for his decant-day.

Natborn officers think this is all just an odd indulgence of General Kenobi, the Vode, however, correctly identify it as a goddamn threat and their danger assessment of Obi-Wan ticks up significantly.

When Alpha arrives on Kamino, Shaak Ti presses a shiny new comm into his hand. It has the Jedi Order symbol painted onto it alongside a smiley face sticker, and it pings immediately with a new message: Hello! I hope you're settling in well!

Alpha stares at the message, stares at the singular contact named 'OWK' and then stares Shaak Ti in the eye as he pitches the comm straight into the ocean. Shaak Ti's serene smile only grows larger as she calmly reaches into her robes and pulls out an identical comm, only this one has a frowny face sticker, and presses it into his hand. It lights up: I'm afraid we've bonded, Alpha :). Alpha shuts it off and pockets it with resignation.

Cody arrives on Alpha-17's personal recommendation.

A-17: He's the most difficult little bastard I have. You're perfect for each other. OWK: Thank you, he's very handsome :3 A-17: No. Stop.

The first thing he asks once he gets comfortable is who his general is texting so much that has him swinging his legs and twirling his hair. Cody assumes it's Anakin, given they seem joint at the hip anyway, but little does he know Obi-Wan's ability to consistently have the Weirdest Relationships Ever.

"Oh, it's Alpha-17, I understand you're familiar with each other?" Hmm. OK. Cody.exe is experiencing a processing error, please hold. He exits the room instead of answering. The next day he peeks over the General's shoulder when he's texting and sees walls of rambling messages from Obi-Wan. Alpha-17 replies every hour with a single text: Lose this number. Obi-Wan giggles. "He's so funny." he says.

When Obi-Wan meets the rest of the CC batch, Cody makes sure to stand perfectly angled so that he can record the reactions when his general cuts off their introductions with "Oh, no need, Alpha-17's told me all about you." It's always immediate FEAR.JPG followed by a slow spiral of What The Fuck.

What do you mean by that General. What does that mean Cody. What do you mean they text. No. Cody. What the fuck is happening, Cody. Alpha-17 doesn't have friends he has enemies and enemies he tolerates enough not to shoot on sight.

OWK: Wolffe reached for his vambrace? when I mentioned you A-17: That's where he keeps his spare knife. OWK: Hm that does explain the way he eyed me up, ambitious. A-17: Clearly not enough, he should have followed through. I taught them better.

[obscoros]

made a sad obitine post, what about a sad codywan one?

[rochenn]

Snapshots

[three-fold-symmetry]

Originally started this for Codywan week but decided to go for another prompt instead. Still wanted to finish it though!

[eightbitpale]

Text ID: [do not stand at my grave and weep // i am not there // i do not sleep // do not stand at my grave and cry // i am not there // i did not die]

Still on my rako hardeen arc bullshit :/

Quote is from the bereavement poem by Clare Harner

[kraftykelpie]

Codywan hugs!

[nobie]

it makes me physically ill thinking about what we could've had *ugly crying*

[lesbianforlottie]

this has got to be the worst attempt at 'and they were roommates' ive ever seen

[nothing-but-flowers88]

I feel like there should be more modern au codywan fics where Jango is the clones’ dad. And Cody’s bringing Obi Wan home to meet his family thinking “everyone loves Obi Wan, this will go perfectly” only for Jango and Obi Wan to have had a not so pleasant interaction before meeting again

Obi Wan: remember that older man I got into an ‘altercation’ with that I said looked like you?

Cody: altercation? Anakin said you and that guy fought with tire irons

Obi Wan: yeaahhh…

[raphaerolo]

I animated a thing for @codywancomfort

[insertmeaningfulusername]

Anakin, watching Wooley shake a bag of treats so the 212th Battalion tooka comes running: Hm. Anakin: *turns to Cody, picks him up in a Force hold and shakes him so his armor starts rattling* Obi-Wan: *immediately comes running to cuss Anakin out* Anakin: HM.

[jedi-starbird]

Obi-Wan: oh? who's this?

Cody, who's been carting around an orange cat he found sleeping in Obi-Wan’s discarded robe all day, and assumed that his general had been transformed due to standard Force Bullshit™️: ...no one. apparently.