#like that really was a steal lamooo

[clingyduoapologist]

It's closing night for The Addams Family so I'm being a total sap all over the place but I feel like you'd be able to appreciate this as a theatre guy, yknow? So tell me isn't it absolutely insane that our Lurch, the guy who was told to audition just bc he's 6'5 and in band, JUST SO HAPPENED to be an actual bass singer??? Like he's SIXTEEN and his final solo note in the show is an Eb2. Sorry like you literally don't know these ppl but I had to share

BRO??

[junee-e]

NEW JUNO EPISODE OUT WOOO!!!!!

(MANY ALL-CAPS) ramblings follow!!!!!!! :DD (spoilers for the new penumbra episode obviously)

juno???? why are you in prison??? not again please????

AWW JUNO AND RITA THEY’RE BEING SO CUTE I LOVE THEM

THE RITA SPECIAL WHATS THE RITA SPECIAL IM SCARED

juno, solemnly: i’ll get the snacks. rita, also solemnly: and i’ll prepare the cocoon. LMAO i love them

what is this they’re being so silly???? i love it????

‘we dont talk about the second time’ JUNO WHAT DID YOU DO

i forgot how weird rita’s snacks were lmao

surviving for five days in a room with 6 blankets and only snacks for food just like me fr

rita literally snoring like *HONK mimimimimi* is the best thing i’ve ever heard

OoOoOooO SuMmAriSiNg mUsiC

love me a good rita-is-the-best-hacker-audio-montage

GRANDPAPPYS RECIPE LMAOO

juno sounds so annoyed every time he says grandpappy’s recipe lamooo

WHY IS THIS GUY SPEAKING IN FUCKING RUNES WHAT???

‘wow now that’s a guy’ JUNO YOU ARE LOOKING FOR NUREYEV OH MY GOD

‘i’m never gonna find my stupid moron boyfriend’ the happiness this brings me is of unquantifiable levels

is he gonna actually steal the thing? OH MY GOD HE IS LMAO

SO MANY SPRINKLERS PFFTT

he….he doesn’t know what the thing looks like. of course he fucking doesn’t i don’t know what i expected

ooooo skipper guys back hmmm. oh they’re a literal child. or are they just really smart and luring juno into a trap?

nope just stupid ok

‘smelled something familiar - no - someone familiar’ WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED

IS HE HERE OH MY GOD????

NO ITS NOT HIM GODDAMMIT

Serisvatian (that’s probably not how you spell it) orchids are you kidding me i’m crying

WAIT IS SKIPPER BACK WAS HE ACTUALLY SMART

WAIT ITS NOT

IS IT FUCKING NUREYEV????

OH MY GOD HES FUCKING HERE LETS GOOO

when he said ‘i saw who it was and by heart started pumping…’ and then that FUCKING THEME MUSIC IM SCREAMING

nureyev???? nureyev no wait what is he doing

WHEN IS HE JUST GOING TO TALK TO HIM OH MY GOD

‘until the day you tell me to my face that you want me to buzz off i will never stop looking for you’……i feel like this is setting me up for just so much pain later i’m so scared

awwww nureyev put juno in prison and not killing him such a good boyfriend

‘would he really let me rot in prison?’ NO HE WOULD NOT

WOOOOOO A PLAN (and a secret weapon??)

ITS RITA THE SECRET WEAPON IS RITA LETS GOOO

DETECTIVE RITA NEXT EPISODE OH MY GOD I AM SO READY FOR DETECTIVE RITA

WOOOOO i loved this episode!!!!!! i’m so exited for part 2 omg!!!! i’m also very scared for some considerable angst but y’know!!!!! denial!!!!!!!