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The fact you can get 3rd in f3 and be the 2nd highest place rookie, and still get dropped by your driver academy is a pretty fucking awful look for driver academies
#f3#formula 3#like sure only 1 win#shouldve been 2 but prema fucked up#like theres dropping people who havent done as well as you hoped#but how much more do you want from him#a 7 point gap to someone in there 2nd year that wouldnt have existed bar for the prema strategy fuck up is pretty good in my book#all because they have some weird thing about only having 1 driver in each series along the ladder and decided to let one guy skip a series#yes this is about paul/merc#yes im sad for him#he did so well and this is what he gets for it???#i hate them#f2#formula 2#paul aron
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as far as one piece antagonists go Crocodile truly gets absolutely scooby-doo’d at unmatched levels
He immediately falls for a phone scam and from basically little garden to rainbase he doesn’t even know the strawhats are alive (and clowning towards him at incredible speed). As soon as he does, they’re in his house tearing at his walls and bringing marines into his villain lair.
He uses a literal floor trap door over a gator pit to catch them, gets phone scammed again, full scooby-doo chase scenes after Chopper through the streets while still missing him, and suddenly his prisoners have escaped his impossible cage, and his giant bananagators are dead. and Nico Robin saw it all happen.
He then spends rest of the arc complaining about those meddling kids and their dog “strawhat pirates and their weird pet” and at no point does he even know how many strawhats there are.
Like yeah he keeps having plans on top of plans to stop everything Vivi can do but also she keeps coming up with a new thing to do (Tom and Jerry ass dynamic).
Part of it is that he’s underestimating them and keeps grandstanding villain monologuing but also teens keep killing hundreds of his grand line bounty hunters and he straight up does not know what is happening.
Cause he IS trying to kill them he’s sending top assassins after them and ripping out luffy’s organs, the whole time he’s yelling HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?? DIE. as whack-a-mole Luffy keeps inventing new ways to hit him.
#who would win: an untouchable warlord w 1000 plans and a million agents or 1 bouncy boy and his 4-10 (croco has NO idea how many) companion#he literally says like go kill all 4 strawhats and their pet thing verbatim#p sure he thinks there’s like at least a dozen strawhats by the end and more then one mr prince#sanji and chopper are basically shaggy and scooby throughout rainbase like if they had stopped for snacks instead then came & freed evryone#honestly the plans on plans is the only reason he made it as far as he did cause they were knocking through them mach 10#he was in mob boss spy thiller mode and the strawhats are NOT matching his energy#he’s getting conned he’s getting clowned on his mouth is punched off mid line and now someone has called the cops (marines)#sir crocodile#monkey d luffy#nefertari vivi#tony tony chopper#black leg sanji#roronoa zoro#nami#usopp#straw hat pirates#one piece#alabasta arc
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STARDOM ☆ 7.28.24 ☆ SAPPORO WORLD RENDEZVOUS mayu acts as wingman to help hanan pin tam
#stardom#stardom wrestling#mayu iwatani#hanan#tam nakano#natsupoi#joshi puroresu#stardomedit#wrestlingedit#ogifs#owrestling#flashing gif#id in alt#im never sure how much detail to give for these.. also no guarantee any move names are actually accurate. im giving it my best lol.#this match was so cute so fun <3....#mayu's priorities ARE 1) loving her girls and 2) being petty and spiteful and mean and having fun with it esp wrt tam#and idk breaking her neck goes somewhere in there too or whatever#at the end of the match as mayu and hanan's arms are being raised by the ref in vistory#mayu is only looking at tam still lying on the mat with like. pure glee on her face#hanan's arm is still in the air and she's delighted for herself for this being the biggest win of her career so far#but mayu's only paying attention to tam and drops down to her hunkers to hold the iwgp belt in her face#shes SOO funny. icon of stardom forever and ever.#i love when girls use each other as weapons i hope they do it forever#ALSO oh my god when mayu stops people getting into the ring by just holding them in place and beating the side of their head over and over#like with natsupoi in the 4th gif. funniest shit in the world i love it so much#she did that with i believe mina at the philly show but i dont think the cameras caught it#so delighted we got to see it live there <3.. god mayu rules#anyway hanan getting the win here felt like a bigger deal in the moment before the 5star happened. lol 😔#i still want tam doing a gauntlet run of having a rematch with everyone that beat her in the 5star#maybe hanan can squeeze into that for a red belt shot
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i just found out that there is a way you can keep wyll & karlach and still raid the grove and it's if you kill them first and then resurrect them after its over which is kind of hilarious... like... imagine...
"why did you kill us??" "it was an accident!! so sorry!!! i brought you back as fast as i could!" "hmm... okay... well... did anything important happen while we were gone?" "nope! anyway let's go visit that githyanki creche right now immediately."
#i'm still not 100% sure what my bhaal-betraying banite durge will do with the grove#her only real goal is to do whatever gets her power and either gets rid of the tadpole or lets her continue to use it without risk#and i'm not sure there's much benefit to helping the tieflings other than i guess they pay you for it if you ask#or maybe if she believes halsin can actually help (but she doesn't really)#on the other hand there's actually not really that much benefit to helping the cult because other than minthara they are all clearly grunts#although i suppose she may be thinking that it would be easier to infiltrate moonrise towers if they vouch for her#so ultimately i think she's more likely to help the cult#honestly the main out-of-character reason i was thinking to help the tieflings is to not lose wyll & karlach so i get new content with them#since i didn't have either of them last time#so if i can keep them anyway i may still raid it but on the other hand i think i lose halsin no matter what if i do that#and i didn't have him last time either#plus i believe i wouldn't be able to finish karlach's questline#tbh i wonder what happens if you just ignore the grove#like i know the goblins/minthara win that way but i wonder if wyll/karlach/halsin still get mad at you#but objectively i would think ignoring it is not a logical option either because picking a side gets you more of a benefit#unless you're just thinking neither benefit is worth it and you'd rather just get on with shit#banite durge is trying not be a total murderhobo & only kill with a purpose#like ruthlessly still sure but purposefully#honestly embrace durge left both act 1 and act 2 with nearly no one left alive on the map#so it will not be hard to kill less often than embrace durge did
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these results WILL surprise you
i'm happy to announce that the vast majority of you got this WRONG, while 4 of you got it right: yes, the right answer was NONE, these are both baby matoba!!
the left one is from this panel (left) in world unbent and the right one is from this panel (right) in hand extended


#natsume yuujinchou#anyways my objective with this was 1. to have a little fun#and 2. to see if a silly little joke i cooked up in my brain had any basis#hehe anyways#even tho baby matoba can be tanuma's spitting image sometimes#i only compared tiny tanumas and matobas so idk if this actually has any meaning lol#tho from comparing them i noticed that teen matoba has a smaller face and longer lashes in comparison to tanuma#tho it's hard to see that when they're tiny like this (tho you can kinda see the long lashes on the left one)#also i did compare current timeline matoba and tanuma#but besides the longer black hair (that is already so distinct in this sea of light haired ppl lol) they dont look that much alike#but i did notice that midorikawa has been drawing matoba with longer lashes in recent chapters#and even tho they're not as long as natsume's they're just as long as shinobu's#so (excluding the color) they have like the same eyes especially the narrowed snake-like format#no wonder matoba and shinobu can look so alike in some panels#tho shinobu is that much more expressive so we see her eyes being more than just narrowed lol#also also another thing i noticed#is that present matoba has a smaller face in comparison to natori and other adult male characters most of the time#tho it's not frequent enough for me to be sure that it's an actual character design trait (scratches head)#anyways#i managed to actually fool majority of you!!!#an actual win in my book#also ignore my vote i just wanted to see results bf the poll was over at some point lol
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Honestly Ben 10 is probably one of the most based science fiction series out there by sheer virtue of it having the balls to showcase any alien concept it wanted to no matter how ridiculous, and whenever someone is like “there’s no way in Hell that could ever be scientifically feasible”, it dared to look them in the eyes and go “Yeah, well, this is a world where magic and superpowered mutants also exist. What are you gonna do? Cry about it? You grown ass adult who’s expecting scientific feasibility out of a cartoon meant to sell toys to preteen boys that has lore so inconsistent it’s almost impossible to tell what’s canon and what’s non-canon? LMAO loser.”
I mean OS had it all- obviously aliens but not only that, at minimum 10 of them; mutants in daily life across at least America, no doubt in other places too; magic, albeit one without a system beyond ‘there’s a spellbook and some charms’. The shift to purely alien in AF makes the wonderful nonsense sci-fi stuff into frustrating logic trees of ‘how does xenobiology get this powerful’ which I had definitely fallen into. Ben 10 is unabashedly science fantasy, so why not go the full fantasy and bring back mutants and magic, haha!
Admittedly a good implementation of magic in a series tends to follow a magic system, which I’m not especially great at coming up with, especially in comparison to speculative biology which come with pre-established rules. But hey, I don’t exactly expect it to be fleshed out, at least not as well as the alien aspect of Ben 10; even then, there’s only so much fleshed out, it’s to tease us into making lore for it lmao-
To be fair though, Ben 10 itself had to whack itself on the cheek in order to be reminded of its magic and especially mutant parts, which unfortunately in the latter case was central to major retcons so…
#ask#anonymous#ben 10#my favourite mutant characters that come to mind when i say ‘mutants in daily life’ in os#are gatorboy and porcupine- from ready to rumble#you can see a lot of mutants there and how fourarms- visibly an alien- doesn’t look out of place#the lore implications alone- a mutant wrestling ring with monetary winnings- are enough to entice fan expansions#then that mutant rep- even if only in the background- was lost to the tides of af making everything exclusively alien#magic being taken away because 1) anodites but also 2) charmcaster and hex and others came from ledgerdomain#and thus are technically alien to this dimension- or whatever plain of existence ledgerdomain exists on#the only ones who canonically use magic are those connect to- reside within- or holding something from ledgerdomain#which kind of makes it exclusively alien in a way that’s kinda i guess radioactive? not the word#sorry i shouldn’t say only- the others are mr jingles santa’s elf- sir george holding an apparent galvan crafted magic sword (no thanks)-#or ben 10000 who learnt magic from gwen but is also technically part anodite in the same way gwen is#to note on ascalon- sure maybe azmuth’s creation of it and the subsequent destruction of the incursean homeworld got him motivated to#make and save life rather than destroy and warp it#but come on a sword? a magic sword? like seriously azmuth your ass did not make that#i bet the omnitrix was actually made for the intent to fix malware but azmuth’s isolation and general grievances with the universe#ultimately made it appear he was abandoning his suffering (son) creation to fuck off and mope#he’s already an asshole that fits more than him making a bloody magic sword for ascalon’s sake#it could simply be a magic sword from the incurseans that had been used to destroy their planeg#i mean milleous seemed to think the annihilarrgh was a viable persuasion technique despite the fact if activated it would destroy everything#including the very fleets he would clearly be much more interested in expanding rather than erasinb#it fits the INCERSEANS to destroy their planet with a powerful magic sword- let aliens have magic
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Anyways, my headcanon is that Kristoph has a very particular "type" and most of the people he's romantically/sexually attracted to meet at least two (2) of the following criteria:
Dark-haired
Sarcastic and/or mean but with a strong protective streak
Fiercely independent
Extreme, perhaps irrational sense of loyalty to their cause and/or loved ones
Buff/Muscular/Strong/Athletic (or at least buffer/in better shape than Kristoph which isn't particularly hard to achieve)
Older than him (even if only by a year or so)
Therefore, I feel fairly confident in concluding that Kristoph might hypothetically be attracted to all of the following people.
Phoenix Wright (the prototype, the whole package)
Godot|Diego Armando (no longer dark-haired, but he was pre-coma ).
Simon Blackquill (not an "older" man but honestly his height/build would probably more than make up for it)
Shi Long Lang (hair isn't particularly dark but the rest fits)
Raymond Shields ( fits apart from not being particularly buff but might still be buffer than Kristoph )
Dick Gumshoe (not particularly mean and a bit less independent than the others but the rest fits)
Dhurke Sahdmadhi (not particularly mean/sarcastic but definitely gives off 'intense, don't f*ck with me' vibes at first)
Damian Tenma (also not particularly mean but definitely more than a little scary)
#ace attorney#kristoph gavin#krisnix#krisdot#krisquill#krislang#krisray#yes phoenix is only a year older than kristoph#but imo kristoph absolutely sexualizes the hell out of the one (1) year age difference#kristoph: it's so stimulating to be with an *older* man.#phoenix: I'm only a freaking year older than you. we would've still been in the same youth sports league ffs#god do i want to make krisquill and krisray happen in this fandom#and krislang#but honestly i just want to make lang/everyone happen; every ship with lang is god-tier#you could probably also make a compelling case for jake marshall and big wins kitaki with this criteria#and maybe zacharias barnham but less sure about him#but not particularly interested in making it tbh#i personally don't hc Kris as attracted to women at all but if I did; I feel like Mia and Justine Courtney would probably be his type too
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Seok Jin 🤝🏼 me losing our sh*t after that absolutely nervewracking Five Pieces game
#the devil's plan#i'm literally shaking and sobbing rn same as him bc the way that sh*t took out Si Won????? the way he almost met the same fate?????#they didn't even let her say goodbye and then he had to go through that without getting a chance to grieve how they had slowly#stripped his team from him one by one and then it finally hit him and he just. yeah. yeah. i would have fallen apart too honest to God#if this man does not win the entire game i'm burning something down he has f*cking suffered the most among everyone here#he and Dong Jae. f*ck i'm still not ok rn#edit: someone uploaded the short clip of his reaction on YouTube and 1. he did say f*ck. i wasn't sure when i heard it but he did#2. i was not the only one who lost my sh*t. all the Korean comments were like 'we got chills' 'we all started crying' 'Seok Jin oppa#hwaiting' as they should be tyvm
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ok so you cant mate with your own spouses in cult of the lamb which is lame. However my wives Heket and Zephone did and i got a pokemon egg out of it video games are awesome
#cotl spoilers#kinda. anyway#whats funniest is that thwyre enemies bc theyre jealous of each other but it only took 1 try and they were like#ok sure actually fine. <3. love wins
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IF blue team is right and the tasks are claim based its super unfair to european players
like i hate europe as much as everyone else but god like tubbo wd need to be on until 4am the french wd need to be on at like 5am its so unrealistic and is a huge disadvantage to both blue and green whose players mostly log in in the morning/early afternoon
#not saying red isnt smart to use this to their advantage; its a great alternative to pvp that granted them 2 wins already#also no one can say “oh dont kill red their team is unbalanced” like fuckoff 2 days ago green only had etoiles on#half of team red is kinda gone and yes theyre best in rp BUT most of them 1 log in at night 2 the ones that log in do it EVERYDAY#qsmp purgatory#qsmp#also pretty sure blue is cursed#and pretty sure it is bc of the neighborhood demon (not talking abt tina ofc )
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yt keeps showing me gojo v kakashi shorts and it really is laughable how many people think gojo would win. kakashi would annihilate that twink lmao
#sorry its not even that im biased#like sure kakashi is my ultimate blorbo but i love gojo!! hes one of my fave jjk characters#but its not close lmao the only fight gojo is winning is against part 1 kakashi cause he didnt use kamui yet
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#im like 80% sure orville peck is canadian but ignore that and humor my hypothetical#both would make great prezzies but u can only pick 1#orville peck#lil nas x#polls#random polls#i have to state this is a hypothetical bc we cant let them know these two would actually win by a landside too powerful#teh world can never know
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did SO much grinding in fontaine last night that i’ve now earned enough to hit exactly 50 pity in my furina pulls we are GETTING there baybeeee
#genshin impact#furina bbygirl i would do anything for you (underwater exploration)#i feel a LOT better about making sure i get her now since im also on guaranteed#since welkin events the shop reset etc etc will be able to get me there#i just have a FEELING that she’s going to show up really late#i just KNOW it#ive only ever hit 80 during my very cursed cyno pulls and i just feel like furina will do that to me too smh#it’s fine though even if i can’t get her on day 1 of her banner since i’ll keep grinding#and i have time😤😤#just gotta keep resisting the urge to pull alhaitham’s c1 because GOD i want to😭😭#but i got his sword and i need to be satisfied with that#i promised myself i wouldn’t go further than the 50/50 with him win or lose#and i am being SO brave about it despite losing#🥲🥲🥲
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This is speculation, but it seems likely that the States has the largest population of openly queer people in the world, based on them having the third-largest total population and generally being more open to queer people than India or China. I could very easily be wrong, though, considering that both India and China are, like, four times larger than the states, and also that I'm considerably more tuned in to the States than any other large country.
I do, however, have much greater confidence that there are more people on HRT in the States than anywhere else, because they have widespread informed consent, even if it's probably logistically trickier to get on DIY than it is in India. I'm pretty sure that this also correlates to more realized trans people than anywhere else.
#catgirltxt#realized meaning a trans person who knows they're trans#also in china it's much harder to access hrt through legitimate channels (they want family approval! and multiple doctors! for estrogen!)#and the black market is becoming more and more difficult to access#frankly it seems much easier to be trans in india or the states than in china#hmmmm now i think about it i'm less sure about more people in the states being on hrt than in india#not doing serious research but according to the 2011 census there were like 400k trans people which has got to be an extreme undercount#like the 2021 canada census turned up 100k trans people in a much smaller population which was still an undercount#apparently they're supposed to take the census every ten years but the 2021 one got pushed back due to covid#ooooh i found this ipsos poll and apparently 2% of people in india are trans to some degree which is about 28 million people#according to the same poll only 1% of people in the states are trans to some degree which is about 3 million people#india wins actually#according to the same poll 17% of indians were equally mostly or only attracted to the same sex#higher than anywhere else
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Glad I'm aro so I can fucking say some other aros out there are so fucking annoying.
#luly talks#also i hate when they try to have beef with aces because they're derailing the conversation#BROTHER WE ARE NOT ENEMIES WE ARE ONE IN THE SAME DEEP DOWN WE ARE FIGHTING FOR THE SAME THING SO WE CAN SEE NON CONVENTIONAL FORMS OF#LOVE AND RELATIONSHIPS IN MEDIA AND FOR MANY THE EXPERIENCE OVERLAPS TOO STOP ACTING LIKE THE WORLD STARTS AND ENDS WITH YOU#i also hate when aros act like romantic love is the only form of love#this isn't as big of a deal but it is for me like maybe you as someone who doesn't experience romantic love should be aware more than#anyone of how vast the love experience is and how malleable it is#also yesterday i saw something that pissed me off so I'm pointing it out here since i won't be complaining anymore in the future probably#but like. i saw someone being like you shouldn't hc q/ueen as aro just bc she's a robot. and then w 1 post of separation someone was calling#k/ris aro and saying the ripping your heart out thing was symbolism for it#and like. the second op from the k post yeah sure okay if that makes you happy then godspeed brother but. the fact that they were both on#the same blog like. brother c'mon is being heartless an equivalent to being aro or not?#anyway she's definitely aro. and she fucks. but she has to run the horny.exe so until that happens she has 0 attraction#demisexual queen for da win 💪💪💪💯#i should post that on its own i think it deserves its own post
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My no.1 hobby is messing with my ocs. Specifically 🎭they're so funny.
#🎭 having the worst day of her life for the 3rd time this month: yeah i mean honestly im not even bothered by it anymore.#ill just sleep it off and everything will be fine. probably.#anyways do you guys think one of every poke.mon or 1billion lions would win in a fight#🧸: ... you sure you dont wanna talk about it? we're all here for y-#📜: my dear friend ; these so-called “debates” of yours are only declining in quality. the answer is obviously one of every pok.emon#🐚: ya sure about that man? 1 billion lions is like .. alot of lions#(🪡 isnt even present in the conversation lmao. he got better stuff to be working on. . )#(. woah whered all that come from .. ig ive been thinkin abt them a bunch lately. anways . )
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