#like stfuuuuu dude.

[sheila--e]

girl male loneliness isn't real. Everyone's alone and ur sitting there acting like actually UR the special one n it's everyone else's fault somehow that U feel alone. Ur not suffering in silence if you never stfu about how pained you are and then never elaborate when ur friends reach out to you. It's not everyone else's job to fix you, and no one can help you if you don't reach out first. ☺️👍

[enthblaze]

NAH WHOS THIS BRITISH ASS MOTHERFUCKER WHAT THE FCUK

"innit" GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!

[neonqueerautumn]

My #1 aqua astro girly pet peeve is the whole "Aquarius is so weird!!!! Omg lol aliens and weird shit!!!" Or "Aquarius' are literally assholes. Detached and cold as fuck." Thing.

Instead of focusing on the humanitarian and loving deeply side of it.

[emmkitt]

(i am running on like an hour of sleep and 2 gatorades i completely forgot to respond to this prepare for a ramble 💀) UAYAYAY FLOORPHONE FLOORPHONE FLOOORRPHON WEEEEEEEEEEEEWEYEYRUEHSNDJR

every point you made is so real ans true they are the definition of “””enemies””” to lovers and it makes sense cause they werent even really ‘enemies’ to begin with, mephone was just a bit of a bitch at the start, but irs okay i think he got over it

also floory is definitely the type to forgive and forget becuase theyre just that cool and they know mephone didnt have any bad intentions, he just was concerned about his show and didnt wanna seem like a bad host

i think ive said thjs before , i forgor, but i SWEAR mephone and floory better have some interactions in the finale or ill cry. I mean they set it up where theres bound to be SOMETHING right??? (otherwise i am joining team ‘iii has shitty writing’ /silly). i mean LOOK AT HOW SAD MEPHONE WAS WHEN FLOORY GOT KIDNAPPED.??? DUDE LOOKED DEVESTATED FOR SOMEONE WHOS OFTENTIMES PAINTED AS NOT CARING ALL THAT MUCH. and the way floory freaked out when mephone got put on dnd mode omfg ……. and also the fact floory seems to know stuff about the show others dont, which just canonizes the fact mephone and floory just have private convos on occassion and mephone definitely spills all his deepest darkest secrets to them.

guys i know i know people can just be besties I KNOW NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE GAY!!! OH MY GO!!!!! YOURE READING TOOOOO MYCH INTO IT BAXTER STFUUUUU!!!!!!! but let me have tbis please theyre ltierally married and thats canon, so sorry, i dont make the rules i just enforce them /silly

i euhhhhh i really lke floorphoe. or mefloor4 or whatever their hsu shuo name ship name is sory my spelling is so bad rahhhhhh........,,, i know thwy kinda dont like eachother but yaknow i just really like em theyr my cute little skrunklies that act like a divorced couple or somethin somethin......something rlated ti that.......but i really like them theyre so cute and skrunckley and uh. that one part. in. the latest episode where mephone said "thanks floory" and the converaarion they had kidna made me brqinrot over thek wo ahre uahehewjjwejejueehwhqhshehehwhwehwbqldkej3jhewjehwkehwieue7hsbsbdndejkwjsdhiwhdjwheejehewjeheiqkkwnwmqmsiwihwuwyeeowwouei3hrj3heurhwurjwejwjwhwhehshshquhewuheiwueiwhejebrjeeeiirrirjejejwlqlsjekwjwjwjjshsh

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[steveharrington]

wait who's limited series got bad reviews am I dumb cause I can't think of a single person who fits that description

But also the parasocial relationships are so parasocialing with so many people. Like, I will be the first to admit I have looked on a man or a woman once or twice in my life. Just because I find them attractive doesn't mean I'm all uwu about them. For all I know, they're a shit person irl.

Like, for example, I like Joe but also I dont know that guy. And so many people are like "oh he's so sweet and innocent how dare his ex do this" and "oh dare this chick take advantage of him". He's a 30 something year old man he's not innocent stfuuuuu

oh i just made that up that was a hypothetical shcjsncn i just mean ppl act like the dumbest shit is a genuine Hardship for celebrities so they have more reasons to coddle and baby these grown adults. and yeah i have celebs i like! ill watch their stuff and there are even some who i’m like “oh they seem so nice” but its the crazy ass narratives that people make up that scare me so bad. literally a red carpet image of some dude standing like this 🧍🏻 and the caption is like “you can tell his confidence has grown so much im so glad he’s healing 🥺” WHAT are you talking about

[brilliant-soul]

My coworker was like "dont say X* it annoys me =/"

Like bichh!!! If its a normal word you can get tf over urself omg

Also thinking you can tell me what to say does, in fact, make you a dingus

* the word was objectively