#like smoke that blunt ok gang but fuck it is so cool

[effrvsnt107]

at the airport and bro. what the flip is a history of Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn doing here? don’t they know I’ll go insane?? don’t they know i finished the fictionalised version of their relationship and an extremely agitated about the fucking incest that was thrown in??? don’t they know i’m almost bored enough to spend £10???

[titobitex]

Ok homie what are your gta hc's?

thank you for the ask!! I've honestly got a shitton of gta hcs (including gtav) so it might be a bit all over the place but bare with me. Ship hcs are included here too :]]

Brucie

- has no idea how to cook, and whenever he attempts to he'll call either Niko or Roman for help despite them having no idea what the fuck he's talking about

- never touches drugs, though bullshark testortone / steroids is an exception, but will smoke a cigarette / blunt from time to time

- loves collecting different types of jackets (sports jackets, leather, punk, biker, etc)

- bids on celebrity worn / movie prop shit off of ebay. not because he wants it, but so he could fuck with people

- former highschool boxer, tried to pursue it when he got older but got his ass kicked in a match and backed out for awhile

- despite being a health-nut, he loves anything sugary and genuinely has to restrain himself

- really likes soft rock / rap music

- prefers hot, scorching weather days. not because he likes the weather, but because he gets an excuse to be shirtless in public and show off his tattoos

Niko

- loves watching horseracing, he'll rarely bid on the horses but still enjoys watching

- (related to the previous hc) collects horse / horse carousel figurines or anything related

- really likes cats and fish :3 whenever Nikos feeling alone or sad of some sort, he goes to the aquarium after-hours to collect his thoughts and relax

- feeds the street cats whenever he can

- horrible sleep schedule, but still gets up early everyday

- likes the 2000s skelanimals brand and has even boughten some of their plushes (he likes Rae the wolf specifically)

- favorite holiday is halloween!! he'll go trick or treating for a bit before giving whatever candy they dont want to his friends

- gets nightmares almost on a daily basis

- loves playing cards, specifically egyption war

- unironically got nightmares from watching Killer Klowns from Outerspace despite denying he was scared and stayed away from the carnival for a month

Johnny

- actually a really good sewer! whenever he finds cool band patches he'll buy (or steal) 'em and sew it onto his biker jacket right then and there

- has a pet coyote (it comes by every now and then and let's Johnny pet'em)

- loves cats and visits cat cafes often :3

- likes playing old Cube / Wii / Playstation games, even goes to the arcade occasionally and brings all the brothers with him

- robs the liquor store alot, not for alcohol but for slushies for him and the gang (even the dancers at the club house too)

- pretty good at cooking, except for baking

- puts ketchup on almost everything. this mf will seriously put ketchup on steak if he had the opportunity to

- thinks hotdogs are fucking repulsive but will have a corndog anyday

- learning how to play bass

- started his punk/rocker phase in highschool and never got over it since

Ship Headcanons

Niko/Brucie

- tried cooking together, it ended in disaster and ended up calling the fire department

- go to the beach/carnival almost every weekend to unwind

- they like recreating shitty Facebook Couples photos and tagging the people from the originals they parodied (usually they get blocked and reported)

- tried going on a skating date and Niko did horribly

- Brucies love language is verbal/affectionate, while Niko shows his love through small acts / gestures (running errands, etc)

- Niko gives/offers their jacket/sweaters to Brucie whenever it's cold, despite Brucie being slightly bigger then him

- Brucie compliments Niko all the time, even if it's not relevant to the conversation

- Niko runs errands / handles Brucies business whenever Brucies really stressed / busy

- the first time Niko actually stayed the night at Brucies penthouse he got really nervous sleeping in the same bed so once Brucie fell asleep he left and spent the rest of the night on the couch

- they both have (small) hidden matching tattoos that they got when they were drunk

this took me forever to write so I might make a part two :]

[lyrasfuneral]

𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝟐 𝐆𝐎! | 𝐑𝐀𝐍 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐈 ☆.

tw: mentions of drugs, liquor, smoking, killing, shooting, gang/crime syndicate affiliation, cursing, Ran’s under the influence in half of the fic (there’s no smut), and i THINK i mentioned cigarettes and pills.

category: fluff / funny/crackfic(??).

Ran knew you were hard to get. From the very first day he met you, he made a bet with himself to marry you. You were Takeomi’s younger sister, and since Mikey knew you, he had no problem with you coming to HQ.

Takeomi told Ran not to even engage with you, he’d be damned if Ran corrupted his little sister with this Bonten shit. Then there was Sanzu… who didn’t even mind. Each time Sanzu saw you he’d give you a small wave and keep going with his day.

“Excuse me.” Ran said, gaining your attention. “Yes?” You spun around on your heel, e/c eyes connecting with his purple ones. “You dropped this.” Ran hand you your keys with a smug smile. “Nice pick-up line, you could do better though.” You chuckled, walking out of the headquarters.

“Dumbass.” Sanzu snickered, covering his mouth as Rindou and Kakucho began giggling like little kids. “Shut up.” Ran scoffed, sitting in his seat. “No one told you to try and get our sister's attention. I’m sure she would’ve come back to get her keys.” Takeomi shrugged. “I think it’s funny,” Mikey said with a dead expression.

“W-Well, you could at least smile, boss.”

“What if I DON’T want to smile?”

“O-Ok…”

When you first met Mikey, you two instantly became friends. You liked hanging out with Mikey and your brothers, which is why you came to headquarters a lot.

But, that isn’t the focus. The focus is on you and Ran. The only encounters you two had was when he picked up your keys and when he introduced himself to you. You didn’t have an eye on anyone in Bonten. They were all dangerous, including your siblings. At least you can use them for your leverage. It’s like having scary dog privileges.

If you haven’t been in that type of situation before, thank whoever’s in a higher power. You were currently trying to put your keys into the keyhole of the door until someone grabbed you. “Stop struggling, bitch!” He yelled. “You seem like YOU’RE the one struggling!” Y/N hissed, punching the male in his gut.

You were doing good until a loud gunshot rang out. You thought you got hit, but that’s not why you fell and covered your ears though. You never did well with loud noises. That’s why you didn’t enjoy occasions where they were popped.

“Y/N, it’s Ran. Your brother’s coworker.” Ran said, trying to grab your attention. “What are you doing here-! You know what… Just come inside.”

“I have to get rid of him first, give me a second.”

You stayed inside by yourself for a good 30 minutes. That was enough time to calm yourself down and collect your thoughts. “I’m back,” Ran smirked, taking his gloves off. “Yeah… That’s cool. Why were you even there?” Y/N asked, crossing her arms. “Dunno. This is my usual route home. There’s only one car I know that’s F/C.” The man shrugged, causing you to scoff.

“Well… You’re not fucking Bruce Wayne so I don’t know if you want the key to the city or something.”

Ran’s smirk remained the same as he got closer to you. His eyes were low and full of whatever dirty thoughts were running through his mind. “I’d prefer a kiss.” He said, putting a finger on your chin as he gently lifted your head. “Oh? I’m sure you’re not a virgin. Here’s a tip— Go to the local club, right? Find a stripper and BOOM! A nice little kiss.” Y/N pulled away from Ran.

“Someone’s playing hard to get.” Ran scoffed, walking towards the door. “Thanks for saving me, Haitani. I’ll pay you back one day.” Y/N gave him an awkward smile as he left.

He didn’t expect you to repay him.

He didn’t know why he listened to the 4 of his coworkers. He shouldn’t have gotten drunk that night. Rindou knew his brother couldn’t control his liquor, but he was too drunk and high to even care.

2 bottles of Hennessy and like 5 blunts? Oh, best believe Ran was seeing double and hearing shit. “Ran, you’re sweating,” Kakucho said. “Take him hom- Where’s Rindou?!” Sanzu gawked, looking around the club. “Probably with some whore. I don’t know why he’d run off though, he’s our fucking ride!” Kokonui hissed, throwing money at the strippers. “‘M gonna go outside for a minute.” Ran said, voice falling on deaf ears.

He had never been this drunk/high in his life. He couldn’t even unlock his phone to call a taxi, uber, or Lyft. He was seeing double and his ears were constantly ringing.

Mikey would’ve killed him. Someone who can’t control their liquor or handle their high shouldn’t be in Bonten. What if an adversary came and shot him dead? Wait- Don’t think that- Now he’s crouching down in front of the club trying to shake his thoughts off.

“Ran..? Are you alright?”

“Who is that?” F/N looked toward Y/N with a confused expression. “He’s… my brother’s friend. Go home, I have to get him out of here.” Y/N shooed her friend away and shook Ran’s shoulder.

“Oh..? Y/N. I’m seeing shit, aren’t I? You’re probably Rindou.” Ran snickered to himself, letting his head fall back on the brick wall of the club. “Ran, it’s me. Y/N, ok? I have to get you out of here. You’re drunk… or whatever the hell is going on with you. Did you get drunk?” Y/N pushed Ran towards her car.

“Rindou… Take me home, fucking jackass…” Ran mumbled, falling into the passenger seat. “I’m not that conceited bastard! Takeomi’s already gonna be mad that I took you home!” Y/N slammed the car door in anger.

Once Y/N got in, Ran was drawing on the car window with his finger. “Ooooo… Rindou, I drew a butterfly- Kinda looks like Kokonoi, doesn’t it?” The two-toned male chuckled deviously, throwing his head back against the seat.

Y/N tried to ignore Ran and whatever the hell he was on, but he continuously got on her nerves by either turning up the radio, calling her Rindou or just talking shit about Kakucho.

“You know… Rindou. Takeomi’s sister’s super pretty. You want some nieces or nephews?” Ran asked, looking out of the window. “What are you gonna do? Fuck her and leave her?” Y/N jokingly snorted, turning her blinker on. “No. I’m gonna marry her and have a big family. I’ll steal her number out of Takeomi’s phone.” Ran plotted, smirking deviously.

“You’re really stupid, Ran.”

“You’re stupid too, Rindou.”

Y/N handed a water bottle to Ran, watching him fumble with the cap. “Drink it. Hopefully, it sobers you up.” Y/N tried her best not to laugh as Ran turned the radio up. “You know… Rindou, your car looks fuckin’ different. Reminds me of Y/N.” Ran said, feeling the car finally park.

Y/N had to drag Ran in and put him on the couch. “Rindou… Are we in a hotel? Looks expensive, if you break stuff and we gotta pay, I have Kokonoi’s card number memorized.” Ran said, laying on the couch. “Mhm, everything’s gonna be alright… Ok, Ran?” Y/N frowned, watching his eyes shut.

A blanket was placed over Ran’s body as Y/N kept a gloomy expression on her face. She ended up staying up until 5 AM watching some random show.

When Ran woke up, he was completely oblivious to the events that transpired, all he knew was that he was at YOUR house on YOUR couch when he was clearly at a club with his brother and friends. “Y/N-? Y/N, wake up.” Ran said, shaking you awake.

“Oh… I was supposed to wake up earlier and cook breakfast.”

“N-No… You don’t need to do that for me. Why am I here? Did I do something?” Ran asked, watching Y/N stretch in her seat. “I was out with my friend and saw you in front of the club looking like you were dying.” Y/N shrugged.

She ended up going into full detail on what he said, did, and acted. Ran instantly choked on his spit as Y/N stifled her laughter. “You’re easy to laugh at Ran. I don’t think you realize the things you do or say until someone expresses how they feel towards you.” Y/N said, taking a sip of orange juice.

“I do know what I say. I mean everything that comes out of my mouth, Y/N. I’m not some random guy who just fucks every bitch he comes across.” Ran said, getting closer to Y/N. “Is that right, Haitani?” Y/N smiled, feeling Ran wrap his arms around her.

“Yeah, it is.”

Ran leaned in for a kiss and Y/N pulled back. “You’re an idiot, Haitani! That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen since I and Senju hid Takeomi’s cigs. Thanks for the laugh.” The woman said, walking towards her bathroom.

“Shit… Do you need an Uber or do you want me to take you?”

“I’ll… just ask Rin to take me.”

Ran was so embarrassed that he waited outside for his brother to come— And let’s just say it took him a good 50 minutes to even get his older brother.

“What the hell happened last night? You look stressed!”

“I’ve got a long way to go, Rindou.”

“Dude, what the fuck are u talking about ☠️?”

————

Basically, I wanna make a part two and upload way more diff fics, but I honestly might not be able to due to school :(

☆.

[texastheband]

Texas V Wu-Tang Clan

Interview by Steven Daly Photography by Peter Robathan Taken from The Face - December 1997

It’s the pop story of ’97, the most unlikely end to a weird year: TEXAS collaborating with the WU-TANG CLAN. First, a Scottish rock band on the verge of slip-sliding away into a tasteful obscurity was reborn via a slew of hit singles and a glut of stylish imagery. Now, in New York, their Brit-cool meets hip hop in a mutually beneficial deal. For everyone concerned, it’s all they need to get on…

Sharleen Spiteri took the call in her front hall. "Yo, Peach," growled a strange voice over transatlantic wires. The gentleman caller was none other than Ol’ Dirty Bastard, court jester of New York hip hop dynasty the Wu-Tang Clan. Apparently Mr Bastard fancied working with Spiteri and her band, Texas. It all started in August, with one of Texas’ managers discussing Land Rovers with someone called Power in New York, who turned out to be the manager of the Clan. A video of Texas’ "Say What You Want" was dispatched, and prodigiously gifted Wu-Tang chieftain RZA signed on to do a re-recording of the single for a prospective single project. Original rapper OI’ Dirty Bastard was replaced by Method Man, the next Clan member with a solo album scheduled.

The hook-up with the Wu-Tang Clan is the perfect climax to a year that’s seen Texas rise from a tumbleweed-strewn grave to grab the pole position in British Pop. A year in which Glasgow’s Sharleen Spiteri has stared out, defiantly remade and remodelled, from every magazine cover and TV show. From a media point-of-view, Texas’ – Spiteri’s – reconfiguring of music and fashion has been the year’s dream ticket. Ever since Bryan Ferry took the innovative step of getting Anthony Proce in to design Roxy Music’s wardrobe in the early seventies, successive phases of pop’s history have thrown up performers who use the fashion photographers, stylists and designers du jour to present The Package. It is these performers who most often capture the youthful mood of their time: that’s why you can see the vulgar glamour of the Seventies in the cut of Ferry’s sleazy lounge-lizard jib; the naive aspiration of the early Eighties in the box-suited and pixie-booted "style" of Spandau Ballet; and the onset of the late-Eighties mixing and matching of different cultures in Neneh Cherry’s Buffalo Stance. When we look back at 1997 we will see in Texas’ sound and vision a new mix, all to do with living the high life but keeping it real. Catwalk and street, the designer and the understated, Prada and Nike; the slick and the cred. Ten years’ gone Scottish guitar outfit and this season’s bright young labels (in both senses). The setting too, has helped. Fashion, again, is big cultural business. Clever pop stars (Goldie! Liam!) want to be seen by the runway and hanging out at fashion parties; young designers yearn to be visible on the stage or the podium (viz. Antonio Berardi’s autumn London show at Brixton Academy). Factor in a paucity of self-motivating, button-pressing, songwriting, photogenic women in British music, and you have a ready-made media phenomenon.

Sharleen Spiteri is holding court at a New York restaurant with a gang of Calvin Klein employees who’ve just accompanied her to the VH-1 Fashion Awards. The annual ceremony is a mutually convenient arrangement, a TV cluster-fuck where the music and fashion industries exchange credibility and cachet. Texas are contemplating just such an exchange themselves, having recently been given the OK by CK. (Tommy Hilfiger has also made overtures.) Spiteri is to have an audience with Klein himself; she’s already been bribed with a trunkful of CK merch, including the streaked black dress – "inspired by [the artist] Brice Marden" – she’s wearing tonight.

Someone suggests that Texas would be perfect for Fashionably Loud, an MTV special where models strut on stage as the hot bands of the moment rock out. "Forget it," quips Spiteri. "there’s only room for one star up where we play." If Spiteri were to join Kate Moss and Christy Turlington on the Calvin Klein payroll it would not, as she sees it, detract from Texas’ music. "Fashion and music have always been connected, and now more than ever," says the singer. "You couldn’t have one without the other. If there’s shit music at a runway show it just doesn’t work."

Meanwhile, there’s the songs. With "White On Blonde", Texas’ fourth album, the music takes care of itself. Radio-friendly unit-shifters abound, helped on their way by producers Mike hedges (manic Street Preachers) and Manchester’s Grand Central. The singles have been, in sequence, nu-soul fresh ("Say What You Want"), springy pop ("Halo"), Motown-sunny ("Black Eyed Boy") and winter warming ("Put Your Arms Around Me"). The B-side remixers have covered all bases in these dance-savvy late Nineties, ranging from of-the-moment talents like the Ballistic Brothers and Trailerman to old stand-bys like Andy Weatherall and 808 State. Texas, patently, lost their dancefloor cherry by cherry-picking the brightest and the best.

Of course, while the singles have all enjoyed heavy airplay and gone top ten, and while "White on Blonde" has sold two million copies (more than its two predecessors put together), the remixes haven’t necessarily helped those sales. As the go-faster stripes of credibility on the solid saloon car, though, they’ve still been essential to The Package; all part of the thoroughly modern mix.

So now, the Wu-Tang Clan. To many, though, this latest development could smack of opportunism. One group are renegade roughnecks who mythologise themselves in epic hip hop anthems; the others are fastidiously tasteful Scots with an eye for perfectly modern consensus-pop. The Wu-Tang Clan are certainly among the aesthetically correct names that Texas always drop in interviews, but can there possibly be a legitimate connection between the two? "A lot of the Wu-Tang backing tracks have the feel of soundtracks, and we’ve always gone for a cinematic sound," says Johnny McElhone, Spiteri’s genial songwriting partner and bass player. "And I’ve always liked Al Green, and they use a lot of Willie Mitchell, Al Green, that whole Hi Records sound, and make it modern. And Marvin Gaye: Method Man, in that duet with Mary J. Blige, used ‘You’re All I Need To Get By."

Having dominated the charts in Europe this year, Texas are now, logically, turning their attention to America: the country that has always inspired them, whether it’s the dusty, pseudo-roots sound of their first three albums, or the iconic-soul and post-soul sounds of Memphis and Staten Island that they give props to now; the place where success has always eluded them. Yet given the commercial momentum of "White on Blonde", their approach to the Wu-Tang Clan is surely not driven by desperation. They are, then, viewing the collaboration with a combination of fan-like wonder and disbelief.

"Method Man is just a wicked, wicked rapper," enthuses Spiteri. "I can’t wait to hear the combination of my vocals and his – I‘m really excited about it. I have a kind of sweet, virginal thing going on, and he’s got this dirty sex vibe. It could be the perfect marriage."

It’s a Saturday night in Manhattan, and ten storeys above Times Square, Sharleen Spiteri sits on the floor of a recording studio, tinkering with her latest high-tech gadget, a Philips computer about the size of a TV remote. Across the street, three ten-foot high electronic ticker-tapes provide testimony to Monday’s stockmarket crash. No matter how much Spiteri plays with her new toy, there’s still that nagging worry: what if the Wu-Tang Clan won’t show? They’re supposed to be on a tour bus returning from a gig in Washington, DC today, but these, after all, are the original masters of disaster. The crew whose normal modus operandi seems to be chaos. The band that recently quit a national tour because only five of the nine members could be relied upon to turn up.

The studio has been booked since six, so Spiteri and McElhone breathe signs of relief when RZA and his posse finally roll in around ten. Among the dozen-strong throng, they’re surprised to see Wu-Tang member Reakwon, a stout fellow with a Mercedes cap and a Fort Knox of gold dental work. Several cigars are hollowed out, their contents replaced with weed; bottles of Cristal champagne and Hennessy are passed around as the air grows thick with smoke.

Half an hour later, method Man makes his entrance. Stooped over, he looks deceptively short – maybe only six-four in his Hilfiger fleece hoodie. "I’m John-John," he tells Sharleen, referring to his alias, Johnny Blaze. Pulling out the big blunt from behind his ear, Method Man considers the job at hand. "She got a nice voice," drawls the laconic giant. "This band not exactly my type of listening material, but they going in the right direction, if you ask me, by fucking with us. I’m waiting for RZA to put down a beat, hear how the vocals sound melded with the track before I come with ideas. I’m one of those guys."

As his friends get on with the serious business of partying, RZA goes to work, feeding a succession of sample-laden discs into a sampler. He has a diffident, genius-at-work charisma about him as he sits with his back to the room, keyboard at side. With a flick of his prodigiously ringed hand he reaches out and conjures up a brutal bassline. The speakers pulse violently. RZA takes a sip of Hennessy. "Record this, right here!" he tells the bewildered-looking engineer.

RZA has decided to dispense with the original master tapes, shipped over from Britain. He wants a completely new version, recorded rough-and-ready without the standard safety net of a time-code. This convention-trashing, wildstyle approach to recording elicits some consternation from the studio’s engineer, a central-casting white guy who warns RZA: "You won’t be able to synch to this, you know." RZA waves him away and turns to Johnny McElhone. "This riff is in E," McElhone tells RZA. "Maybe we should try it in the original key, D." "What are you saying? I understand no keys," says RZA. "You want me to sing the whole song straight through?" asks Spiteri, trying to divine RZA’s intentions. He orders the lights turned down, and offers Sharleen some herbal inspiration. She politely declines and walks to the vocal booth. "What’s her name? Sheree?" asks RZA as Spiteri warms up. The engineer wants to know if he should maybe start recording. "Always record everything!" exclaims RZA. "Ready, get set, go! Play and record, play and record!" Spiteri rattles of a perfect new version of ‘Say What You Want’, grooving along by herself and passionately acting out every word, even the ones borrowed from Marvin Gaye’s ‘Sexual Healing". Now it’s time for Method Man, who at this point is so herbally inspired that he can hardly open his eyes. He jumps up and lopes around the main room, running off his newly written rhymes and clutching a bottle of Crystal. Method walks up to the mic and opens his mouth, and that treacly baritone sets a typically morbid scene: "Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest…" The Texas duo just look at each other, shaking their heads in awe.

The hours and the rhymes pass. Around 6am, things are starting to get a little weird. As Method Man snoozes on the sofa, RZA bounces off the walls, dancing like a dervish. "These are the new rhythms," he yells. "These are the new dances from Africa. I learned them when I was there last week!" McElhone and Spiteri crack up. The engineer probably wishes he were in Africa right now; he further draws RZA’s ire by making a mistake as he runs off some rough cassettes. As everyone says goodbye, RZA decides that he’s taking the studio’s sampler – he already has two of the $3,500 items, but at this point it’s all about the wind-up. The engineer, though, having last seen the end of his tether a good few hours ago, has had enough. By the commencement of office hours that morning, the rest of the session will have been cancelled and the band and Clan banned from this studio.

After a few frantic phone calls later that morning, a studio is found that is prepared to let the Wu-Tang Clan through the door. With one precondition: only two of them are allowed in the studio. Now it’s midnight, and four-fifths of Texas watch a trio of RZA-hired session men go through their paces. They shift effortlessly through a handful of soul and funk styles, and the Scots mutter approval. These are the kind of players that are so good they can get away with wearing questionable knitwear.

Soon, another couple of Wus pop in. Then another couple. In the control room RZA orders up a bottle of Hennessy and talks about hearing "Say What You Want" for the first time. "I didn’t fully understand the sound of it," admits the soft-spoken maestro. "It was obviously a popular song, a radio song, and my sound is the total opposite. But I thought that the artist had something, so I thought: "Let’s take her and rock her to my beat."

"Sweet soul, that’s what her stuff sounded like to me. Smooth. It reminded me of the Seventies: in those days, they did songs that would fit anywhere. If you went to a club getting high it would fit; if you was cleaning up your house it would fit. That’s when you’ve got a real great song right there." Whether or not "Say What You Want" is a great song, it’s not quite coming together tonight. Despite the best offers of the studio management, a full complement of Wu posse members ended up in the house. As the night drags on the trio of musicians don’t get with the track, and by eight the following morning there is little in the way of usable material. But everyone stays upbeat. Texas will work on the track in Glasgow, and send it back to RZA to finish, along with a new song based around one of his samples. After vowing to stay in touch, everyone stumbles out into the Manhattan morning light together, the Scots with an American name, and the Clan without a tartan.

From a distance the collaboration will continue. But it’s only a different kind of distance. Culturally, creatively, the gap between the Wu-Tang Clan and the old twang clan is considerable. Yet so it goes, this cross-cultural exchange programme. Whether it’s The Stones copping blues movies, Bowie digging the Philadelphia Sound, Lisa Stansfield getting soulful with Barry White, Sting getting doleful with Puff Daddy… Whether it’s Todd Terry reviving Everything But The Girl or Armand Van Helden making Sneaker Pimps the unwitting jumpstarters of speed garage, naked opportunism and risk-taking innovation have always been confused. Now, with genres blurred and tricknology proceeding apace, anything is possible and everything is permitted. Perhaps it is this, the sheer unlikeliness, that makes the Texas-Wu experiment the most illuminating collaboration of the year. Whether it works or not.

"If you play her stuff in a club, everybody be dancing, but it’s a clear room and you can see everybody’s face," RZA reflects on the departing Sharleen Spiteri. "But if you play mine, the room is smoky." And perhaps it is here, among the clouds and the clarity, between the smoke and the mirrors, where a new sound and vision lies.

Text originally posted on texasindemand.com

[robinisaghost]

animatic ideas :0 (ramble away, i would love to hear them!!)

mk thank you for enabling me, i will now be yelling

anyway

this is gonna be so obnoxiously long i am so sorry

can you add read more's on asks? eeeekkkk because this got so damn long lmao

mild dsmp spoilers obviously

this is the playlist, by the way

-im sorry boris (wilbur soot)

i think it would work really well with mmm slightly post lmanburg niki. andby slightly i mean. well when she leaves (that is the whole thing of the song gdfjkhgsdf) also side note at like 1 minute 11 on that song theres a discord notification really subtly in the background and it makes me paranoid every time i hear it. anyway god its such a nice song. even for just like. the end of lmanburg. not necesarily paired with a character, just the sense of leaving a place that was so highly populated before it got blown up twice and was like. the main part of the smp. yeah. anyway also the lines "they'll knock down the pubs before helping you...they'll let you jump under trains before helping you" yeah those four lines have big niki vibes but also i think the song could work well with exile tommy or actually even with the finale when tubbo is about to sacrifice himself? mmmmm yeah

-this is home (cavetown)

mmmm got exile tommy vibes innit. a lot of these have exile tommy vibes tbf i just like sad songs and also exile tommy. plus the song has a lot of like. the message is sort of like. changing yourself to appeal to others? like with "ill cut my hair to make you stare" but also the repeated thing of "ill figure out a way to get us out of here" which is clearly the main character of the song trying to help everyone when they are clearly not in a good way themself. yeah thats got big tommy vibes in general tbh but more like. pre finale tommy. i think he got a bit more independant after that.

-soldier poet king (the oh hellos)

ok this is self explanatory and has been done to death already but d a m n its kinda funky. anyway i had thoughts and actually started this but then lost motivation and deleted it all lmaooo. the only proof of its existance is a shitty storyboard in my draw which will hopefully never see the light of day again (unless anyone wants to see it :eyes:) anyway i had the thought of like. sbi? so soldier techno poet wilbur and king tommy. but tbf tommy and techno are kinda interchangeable with that, cos while techno is obviously the better fighter, tommy is used a lot, especially in lmanberg era and also i think he probably will be now that wilburs back

-pyjama pants (cavetown)

ok so i honestly dont remember why this is on the playlist but tbf this could go well with a bunch of characters. thinking like. phil and wilbur? or wil and tommy, or tubbo and ranboo are two that like. i know for a fact that i did not put the song on the playlist specifically for them but god thinking about it now it works so well with them

-boys will be bugs (cavetown)

OH BOY THERES A LOT OF CAVETOWN ON HERE HUH (i feel like that probably says something about me but shhhhhh we dont need to talk about that) ANYWAY

I think this could probably work really well with tommy? because of the whole like. trying really hard to come across as not caring about others, but really being like. very vunerable. but at the same time it could go really well with wilbur for the same reasons. also the song fucks ok cant deny it. to be fair i think it works better with tommy, because he's younger and also he really likes bugs (unless i am mistaken) which is just a cool coincidence but still)

-brother (kodaline)

FUCKKKKKKKKKKK THIS WORKS SO WELL WITH SO MANY CHARACTERS AND IS ALSO ***SO ANGSTY*** WHAT

anyway

i added it because of tommy and tubbo because holy shit, but also it could work very very well with wilbur and tommy, techno and wilbur, probably techno and tommy, and oh my god i just thought of this but this would work so well with phil and techno!!!! but yeah i originally thought tommy and tubbo because i thought it was a funny coincidence with exile tommy waking up underwater, and theres a line that says "if you were drowned at sea, id give you my lungs so you could breathe" and like. just thinking about the compasses especially. me gusta.

-feel better (penelope scott)

fundy. that is all.

no ok this works well with fundy but also probably karl sapnap and quackity, and also very much wilbur, like it works well with both. just mainly fundy idk why its got big fundy vibes tho. very poggers.

-as the world caves in (matt maltese)

ok but like this goes very very well with the explosions of lamberg. either of them. i think probably the first one is better, but i think it goes well with both. probably the first one, because it was way more emotional i think? cos it was the first time that their homes had been destroyed and everything, but also because it was so personal, because wilbur was the one who did it. i think that also it would work well if it was set during the explosion but also focussed on different facets? so like. one bit about wilburs perspective, one bit about tommys, one about phils, one about fundys maybe? idk just a bunch of lmaburg citizens' povs for this. its good. as the world caves in is a song that can be so gender tbh.

-do you hear the people sing? (les mis)

obvious obvious obvious...... but like..... also tbh it goes well with a bunch of things. like, mmmmm wilbur in pogtopia. the butcher army. lmaburg independance war (obviously ghdskj) but yeah. also this song just goes so hard like b r u h

-wolf in sheeps clothing (set it off, william beckett)

SO MANY OF THESE ARE LIKE. PRETTY OBVIOUS IF YOUVE HEARD THE SONG

but yeah. it would go so well with like. well any betrayal basically. so eret, from tommys pov maybe, or about wilbur from nikis pov, or wilbur from anyone pov tbf, or quackity from charlie/purpled/foolish/sams pov, or sam from tommys pov, really it works well with so many people which says a lot about the characters tbh but shhhhhhhhhhhh

-need you here (idkhow)

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

mk mk mk mk FUNDY AND WILBUR THO

like b r u h that works so well with them

also i started this one as well but didnt like it, theres a story board in my draw as well for it because like. oh my god its such a good idea i just am shit at animating and don't have a decent enough program :')

also also

the line "daddy has to go, and that makes me sad, but daddy will always come back, he promised" fuckkkkkk that works so well with like. say for example, idk, when they're celebrating schlatts death and wilbur leaves to press the button? the sheer fucking angst of that is enough to kill any one person istg that is in fact the entire reason why i started the animatic in the first place. just that line. also all the lines sung by the child voice. fuckin angsty as hell. also ust generally a banging song, as is every idkhow song

-green (cavetown)

another cavetown song huh. ok sure.

mk so wilbur and sally and fundy. like. for a start, the imagry of a fish at the start? boom sally.

anyway the lines "you looked so good in green, i hope you're well, and you look so good with him, (schlatt ig?) and I'm proud of you still (wilburrrr and fundyyyy) i miss your perfect teeth, i was too blunt, i hope you feel happy, that's all I want"

FUCKKKK

the whole song is about missing someone you used to love and only hoping the best for them!!!! and wishing that they are happy and safe!!!!!!!!!!! and hoping they still think about you!!!!! but even if they dont its fine because all you want is for them to be happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-achilles come down (gang of youths)

OK I THOUGHT IT COULDNT GET ANGSTIER

so like. tw suicide but thats what the entire song is about and bing bang boom i just think it works so so so so so so so well with not only exile tommy (who obviously did try to kill himself) but also wilbur in a slightly more metaphorical way? so like. his self destructive habits leading him to a point where he had no choice other than to kill himself and to take his country down with him. and its all about other characters trying to help them and persuade them not to but also near the end there is a second voice trying to persuade them to go along with it, which im thinking like. if its wilbur, either dream or maybe just himself. his own brain persuading him to continue down the path that would inevitably lead to his and his countries destruction. also it works well with schlatt for the same reasons, except he doesnt want to die. maybe (since the song is so goddamn long) like. one verse for tommy one for wilbur and one for schlatt? dead gang poggg but also like. the verses cover fairly different things which work with one character but not so much the others, for example the first verse would be tommy because its mainly about persuading the person to not kill themself (which tommy did himself but shhh) the second for schlatt because its literally about drinking and smoking away your problems, and the third for wilbur since its more of a fight between the "good" and the "bad" sides, which is obviously what wilbur was experiencing. also obviously i have a soft spot for this song because its string instruments and french, basically my favourite combination ever (also i like his voice idfk lmao)

ANYWAY THATS ALL THE SONGS ON THERE SO FAR

i literally thought of another song while i was in the shower today but i dont remember which it was but a n y w a y the playlist will most definitely be getting longer, especially since there are so many more songs that are good for this but i just havent added them yet lmao. anyway ive been writing this for like an hour gsdfjhgdhfsg but still oh my god this was fun to write

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34. Part 4

Jah is annoying “ain’t nobody shedding tears ok” shaking my head laughing “so, when are you posting that? Now?” I pointed, Robyn shrugged “I suppose, I am just disheartened but yeah I will be” I just wish she didn’t need too but also if she doesn’t and I told her not too, then it gets leaked she will hate me for it so let me just not “Dennis, I need to borrow you. Somewhere private please and Robyn, keep your head up. I got you, come” getting up from the couch “I am going upstairs and please don’t follow me, Jah or you” I think she is on about Mel anyways, walking off thinking on where to go “let’s go to the games room, bring your shit. Like your laptop too” patting Zeus on the head “I am coming with, I need a blunt” Mel said, looking behind me at Mel jumping over the couch, then I see Jah, they are all running away from Robyn because she is a on downer, but I just need to do this and then I can just spend time with her “I didn’t exactly ask for you both” I said as Mel put her arm around me “we didn’t ask, we said we are coming. Also Robyn hates everything” I sighed out, I hate that she is feeling that “well she asked me to bring my account back and to say something nice about her like, what. She doesn’t even need it; she doesn’t even need to feel like that. It makes no sense, she looks beautiful.” This is the thing I love about this home, the way you can get lost in it. Opening the door to go down the steps “I think as a woman, a damaged woman she is going to feel that. I mean she forgave her father many of times and now she feels he is attacking her daughter and that she can’t protect her, then the words. You don’t want to see a family member say that, that she looks not good. She looks like a woman; nobody is perfect. I swear I want to shoot up Ronald, on god” me and Mel both.

Dennis finally joined us in the games room “I just walked with Robyn to her bedroom, she is upset still but like I didn’t want to get in her space, she needs the space. She is the type to want the space to selfheal” shaking my head “did she post it?” I am not sure if she did “she did yes, gave me her phone again. You know she is nervous when she does that, Mel can you hold onto it” Dennis passed the phone to her “oh lovely, I can drag them on behalf of Robyn” Dennis walked over to me sighing out, he looks fed up and he has just arrived “what idea you got now” I laughed moving my blunt back form my lips “an idea” blowing the smoke out from my lips “do you have like spare video and images of Robyn and I, like the shit you not going to use in the documentary? Like uhm, on the wedding day? I just want to put something quick together and I ain’t want to type shit out. I want to speak instead, I don’t really give a fuck if they hate me right now, they will hear my voice and they will feel my wrath, I have had enough. I don’t need Robyn to say she agrees with me, they will know the truth. Just something raw, just here being me and speaking on the whole thing. I know the documentary is that, but I guess that can be extra special, I ain’t want to expose the whole thing but like, just little seconds of first dance, us, Royalty. Just having fun, Robyn happy. You know” I hope Dennis gets what I mean “erm, I do. I have some spare video, we can just zoom in on when you place the ring on Robyn’ finger, then her smiling. Just distort it here and there, also I can put a little montage of all the laughs and giggles, yeah I can do” good he can do that “now I need you to use your camera or my phone and just me speaking on the thing” putting out my blunt.

Sitting on the pool table clearing my throat “you want your makeup done boo?” Mel said laughing “man, be quiet” she is dumb “you want us to stand in the back, like some mob that is ready to snatch their asses” it’s going to be super awkward having an audience here “don’t be trying to make me laugh now, I just want to say what I need to say, I am fucking angry yo. I called Rajad up and he goes we know, Rorrey took his phone and said that Ronald is hiding now, I asked straight up is it you and he said nah, I would not put my sister down, I would make a story up about you, fuck that” Mel rolled her eyes “Rorrey needs to grow up, like on a real” she kissed her teeth, Rorrey can redeem himself if he beats up his dad, that is all I am thinking “if he beat up Ronald then we can be cool, that is it. If he love his sister like he says, then prove it bro. Ayo, Dennis if I go on a rant just let me do it. I think Robyn is being professional, but they got another thing coming. Her husband is a country nigga that do not give a fuck” Mel laughed out “aye, on some gang shit aye aye!” I can’t express my anger in a bad way because Robyn will be angry, but I will show them that I ain’t playing when it comes to Robyn “we could have kept this rant to the doc but nah, we are doing it now. And we are doing it without president Fenty Corp around cause she will be like shut that shit down, you can’t say that. I can” shaking my head laughing “I approve Chris, we all do” I cheered at both Mel and Jah just supporting me “president Fenty Corp” Mel sniggered.

I am just pissed off man, I can’t believe Robyn is up there being all upset over nothing, I mean to me it’s nothing “you look so annoyed” Mel said, rubbing my forehead “I am, I am angry at it all. You know me Mel, I ain’t the type of nigga to hold back. I do it for her, I keep quiet for her. I am being good for Robyn man, come on. I have no care in the world for feelings, but for Robyn I do it for or I would be outside his house beating him up” looking down at my blunt “I have been rolling for like five minutes now” Dennis said, letting out on oh “let me put this to the side, or Mel. Here” holding the blunt out to her “don’t mind if I do” she skipped over to me “I thought I can use some of the video of you just in your zone, but you can start when you want” Mel took to the blunt from me “ok” like I don’t want to put Robyn out but it bugged me she asked me to say something nice about her like that article meant a thing “Surprise, Chris Brown married” I laughed “Christopher married Robyn in Mexico, now it sounds a little different but that is what happened. I was never supposed to be doing this, and Robyn was never supposed to tell the undeserving world that me and the love of my life got married in Mexico, it was a great day. Equally the best day when I connected with Robyn again at a friend’s party, a close friend of ours. Robyn to me, the person you don’t see is rather the unique type, I feel sorry for y’all not to see that side to her. I love her more then I love myself and nobody on this earth knows how that feels, unless you in love. And you know how I know I love her more then I love myself, because I am here, I am clean, and I feel love because she makes me whole. Rihanna to y’all is the most confident bad girl around, she is Robyn here and she is sensitive, she is vulnerable and when niggas like her own father come here and try to sell my daughter’ picture to a tabloid, that is the kind of shit that hurts. Ronald, you are a nasty man, I have a more words, but I will say that to your face. The real deadass reason we had to show you this is because he is using this against his daughter when you play on my family. You hear this Ronald, she is my family, that is my wife. You had no right to sell a thing about my family, I am not playing just like y’all prince Drake dogged my wife out and made a song about her, Ronald. You’re on the list too, let me catch you bro. I uhm, didn’t want to release a photo, and uhm write this out. I am real, and I will say it how it is. I respect Robyn, and she respects me, we compromise on things. I just want ya’ll to know that this was released out of spite, and I will catch ya’ll when the documentary drops” I exposed who the corrupt person is because it’s fuck that nigga.

Watching Dennis editing the clip “I think you should do another one, just another one with us three. Yeah let’s do this” Jah said, looking behind me “do what?” I questioned “just a little thing about Robyn, make her smile, come Dennis. Bring the camera” Jah got an idea now I guess, walking off “let’s sit at the bar” Mel pointed out, nodding my head. I will just sit and see what is up, what they are thinking. Sitting on the bar stool “just something quick” Dennis said, fixing my tee clearing my throat “I am just going to start rolling so get on with it” I am just going sit back and let them start “hi, this is the Fenty Corp team, my name is Jahleel” staring at Jah “I am Christopher” I added “Melissa” she giggled “you stupid Jah, what the hell” Mel cackled “I am going to ask Chris some questions” my eyes widened “wait, is that part of the deal?” I said confused “no but it is now, so when you first saw Rihanna in her wedding dress, what did you first notice?” Jah asked but I didn’t know it was question Chris thing “what did I first notice” rubbing my chin “uhhh, I would say her smile. My eyes just fell on her face first, I was nervous so yeah” she was so happy that day “what would you change about Robyn, if there is something?” I hate being put on the spot “uhm nothing, but I would say stop being so open with your heart. I think she gives a lot” nodding my head “I am only joking with Chris but I think it’s something the world needs to accept, Chris is apart of Fenty and I appreciate you answering that shit, also if y’all want to hate then you can hate Mel, it was her birthday they had sex at” Mel gasped  “but, before you kill me. It was a great moment for her, she is the happiest now. I have met a great friend, a great guy and I am glad he is around, being annoying. You bring good vibes all round” Jah is sounding a little emotional here “also catch Chris, he will be showing you all how to use Fenty Skin for all the brothers out there” I swear Jah be just doing shit “and I will be helping him” Mel added, these two are just wasting my damn time “I did not ask for this, I have no idea what they speaking on” shaking my head.

Dennis edited that stupid thing they did and sent it to Fenty Skin, now I have to do some dumb shit on there for no reason and I didn’t ask for it “we all got to do our thing for the Fenty team” side eyed Jah “the photo has broke the internet, couldn’t get on twitter for a while or Instagram but just managed to get on now” Mel said “E News, Chris Brown and Rihanna married question mark” I am not shocked “Fenty Brown is the splitting image of Barbadian singer Rihanna, I actually love this picture. Robyn chose well” nodding my head in agreement “Chris, the video just rendering but it’s done, you can post it” I can’t wait to post my piece anyways “they are literally just saying that the girl looks just like Robyn, that is all they saying. I think they are stuck between being shook about Fenty and then the marriage, my Instagram is glitching too. You both shut down the internet, oh this one. Was Chris even involved in this, I think Rihanna birthed the black queen herself” that doesn’t bother me “you get them I guess; I can’t even do this. I will have to go back on it later, it’s glitching bad” I guess we really shut down the internet.

Pressing send on the video, I can finally post. It’s been hours, this news has literally shut the internet down, I couldn’t post my thing. I like the clip, it’s just a few little things put together and it’s my thing. I feel like Ronald needs to be shamed, he put Robyn out and made her do this. Let me tap out a little message ‘Truth is, I won’ that is simple, pressing on the video and then locking my phone. I am tired from just this mess, this commotion of things going on. Dropping my phone on my chest and stretched out my body, I can have a nap on the bed “woah” I got scared, I didn’t know Robyn was in here “I thought you went down, I am just going to have a nap. You can check out the video, I did a video. One better than you” I chuckled to myself placing my arm behind me, looking over at Robyn and she just dropped her robe exposing her naked body “what are you doing?” my face softened in shock, staring at a naked Robyn just stood there at the other side of the bed. Getting up from the bed, my phone fell on the floor as I did but I didn’t care. Walking around the bed “hey, what is this for?” picking the robe up from the floor “hey, look at me” walking around her “do you find me sexy?” she breathed out saying “I always do, but this is not you Robyn” wrapping her robe around her “I am not the same Robyn you know, I am not that. I am misshaped, my nose has gone big, my body is big, my body has changed. I can’t even please you” fastening the robe around her “you can, you had a baby Robyn, what did you expect. You are the most beautiful and sexiest woman I know. You are just being so hard on yourself like you always are, come on. I am here now. Cry it out, you’re hurt” placing her arms around me and then the sobs just left her lips, like I knew it would, but she is being so hard on herself.

Robyn is like a baby, she is just so hurt by it all but me, I am used to it, probably numb to the family shit “I really hate you crying like this Robyn, it hurts me so much” kissing her forehead “it’s not fair, I always wanted a good environment for my child. It’s just the way he sells me, even now. Like he never loves me, I try and all I want is his love and he doesn’t give it me. He sees me as money signs. I always forgive him Chris, I do. I am mourning the fact I won’t forgive him for this. He is the guy that fucked me up, he fucked me up from loving easily. He hurt my family, he hurt me. He made my home bad and yet he does this, and then on top of that he says I look bad, I am depressed. I was not depressed before this; I was just getting over having my baby. Made me feel insecure, I just hate him” listening to Robyn speak on about Ronald as I held her “gag order, remove anything of mine. I am dead to him forever; he can never use me. Then I am just here thinking if I look like then I can’t be pleasing to the eye for you” shaking my head rolling my eyes “shut up about that, Robyn I am here wanting sex with you. The woman I see naked every day, you get me hard and you talking that. Don’t think that or do that again unless it’s in a sexual way. I hate that, just to see you like that. Broken, I just need you to rest” I think Robyn an I will get through this, she will get her confidence back, it was our first outing and she dressed down, it doesn’t mean shit.

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48. Part 4

Holding Sofia close to me in the club, she ain’t even bothered to climb off of me just yet. Her face pressing against mine, do I think she will give me some tonight. I don’t know and I am not thinking about it at all because like she is somewhat stand offish with me, I know she is laughing about it but I don’t want to push her. She really showing out though, Sofia moved her face away from mine. Her hands on the back of my head, she moved her hips again which made me look over at her “excuse me?” I said smiling, Sofia’ hands slowly moved to the side of my face “keep doing that, we leaving” Sofia grinned, thinking she was going to kiss me but she licked my lips and then took my shades from the top of my head “that weed got to Sofia?” Josiah said in my ear “I am ninety nine percent sure it has” I said to Josiah laughing, Sofia slowly moved her legs down. Leaning down as I let her down slowly, she seems happy with the shades. Pulling Sofia’ top down as I moved back but my neck near got snatched, she gripped my chains and yanked me back down and crashed her lips to mine, her tongue attacking my mouth. It was unexpected that I had to keep up with Sofia kissing me, she pecked my lips and let my chains go. Holding Sofia’ hand as I moved back finally, Josiah blew out air “wow” he said, I can’t stop smiling. Like Sofia is lit, I am on this. I am not getting drunk at all, she can do it and I will watch her. Licking my lips looking around me, I didn’t even notice but there is a few females here. Letting Sofia’ hand go, seeing Mia finding Sofia finally. Mia and Mitch were not here, one of my people stopped Mitch. Reaching over and tapping his shoulder “let him” holding my hand out to Mitch “you good?” grabbing his hand, it’s good seeing him and it was dope that he jumped in that time.

Finishing building my blunt, I think I have had too many now. They get stolen every time, it is annoying. Feeling Josiah nudge me, looking to the side of me. He pointed towards the corner, looking towards where he is pointing, my smile grew one of my school friends, what is she doing here. She waved at me, I saluted her “she is dating one of your niggas that is working with you” Josiah said in my ear, that makes sense on why she is here. Her face has never changed so I would always notice her face, can’t forget she was cool people. Seeing someone’ hand out to me, nodding my hand dapping him “it’s packed here” I said to myself, lighting the blunt up. Feeling someone tug at my jeans, looking down seeing Sofia. Hand gripped the rim of my boxers, staring down at her. Moving my blunt back, leaning down placing my hand just under her chin and blew the smoke in her face “what is it?” she hasn’t harassed me in a while “I want the blunt” she slurred out, moving back as someone pushed back a little. Looking ahead seeing who the hell pushed, Sofia’ weight on the grip of my boxers near pulled my pants down. Grabbing her arm “hey!” holding the blunt to Josiah, I was about to say her name again but she is looking up at me. Stepping down off of the couch “shall we go?” I asked her “it’s getting too hot here, can we” she looks a little faint, nodding my head.

Grabbing the water bottle from Sofia, closing the bottle looking to the side of me seeing a group of females walking out of the club, looking away from them “Cassius? Skinny Cass” turning around “oh yeah, Bianca. Imagine seeing you here, it’s been years. You ain’t changed” she hasn’t “I did see you in VIP” Ethan was just glaring at the girls “yeah, I came with my friends and my man, he is somewhere. You said you was going to be boss, look at you. You’re the boss” nodding my head “yeah, I am actually a father now too. This is Sofia, she is my partner but I am a dad now” Bianca smiled at Sofia but only god knows what face Sofia is pulling “we know, who doesn’t know you’re a dad now. I follow you on Insta, you ain’t notice but he is so cute. I am happy for you and it was nice seeing you” smiling at her “and you” smiling, she waved at me as she walked off. Watching them walk off seeing an SUV driving slowly “you just staring at her?” Sofia spat, she grabbed my face but I didn’t move it just staring at the car “let’s go” Ethan said, I don’t like that car “be quiet for one second” grabbing Sofia’ arm, a blacked out SUV is never a good sign.

I wonder what that SUV was doing or was it just a car, nothing happened which is a good thing “why are you pouting like I shouted at you?” she seriously being this way “you told me to be quiet and she was the girl staring at you” letting out an oh “so you acted out for an old school friend of mine?” I laughed “that is cute” I was thinking she was showing out “mhmmm whatever, you bought people with you. I was literally fainting, it was too much” she couldn’t take it “sure Sofia, you want me alone. You want me inside of you, I get it” Sofia rolled her eyes “she was ugly, did you date her?” why is she like this “she is an old school friend, that is it. We hung out, she was cool. I wasn’t feeling her like that, not like how you thinking. You cost me today, you cost me so many blunts. Do you know how many you stole and then I had to get rid of because of you” Sofia giggled “sorry, but you told me to be quiet. I feel a little hurt” rubbing my chin smiling “how would you like me to repay you? So you don’t be sad?” Sofia looked at me but then giggled “you being filthy ain’t you? Oh wow, you thinking that nasty shit? You thinking about my dick? Come on?” Sofia shrugged “boss, it’s done” Ethan said “that is great to hear, we should celebrate” looking over at Sofia “how do you suppose?” she is turning it on me, holding my hand out “by dancing” Sofia shook her head “get me some food and where did you go? You went missing on me, left me there with boring Wheezy” Sofia held my hand, bringing her hand over to my lips “business, I said business so why question it babe” pressing a kiss to her hand “you didn’t hurt me there when you said be quiet” dragging my eyes away from her hand “where did I hurt you then? Speak up” she licked her lips “my lips hurt” nodding my head “that is easy” shuffling over to her, Sofia moved her head back “not those lips” I gasped “that is nasty, you are being nasty” I knew she was.

“You want some chicken nuggets too?” Sofia walked over to me “erm yeah sure” nodding my head, I knew that. I already ordered them for her, leaning over the counter. I am actually tired, I did a lot tonight. I think I did too much, I need to step back a little. Someone disrespected my girl and I had to handle it but I did beat him and now Samuel is dead, I got Lloyd next but I am doing too much I think. Feeling a kiss to the side of my head, which woke me out of my daze “who is here now?” looking behind me as I moved back from the counter “why you say that?” seeing a group of girls, they look bad. This is why I know she did it “because you do things on purpose, I am a single man remember” I had to laugh “you are, and you’re my dick appointment” letting out an oh “that is cute, for you anyways. You only love me when people are around, I see how it is” turning to the counter, where is my damn order “you being dumb” reaching behind me and grabbing Sofia’ arm, pulling her back “you don’t walk off at this time of night, ok?” letting her arm go.

“Big boss is here, Cassius” seeing a group of boys walk over to me as soon as I walked out of the McDonalds “erm yeah, just came to eat. A nigga got to eat” dapping the boys, this is why I said to Sofia not to walk off because you don’t know who you will see or may want to do something stupid “it’s like the first time ever meeting you, amazing” nodding my head “I don’t be around here much, keep up the work” Ethan walked over to me “ain’t you got work to do, don’t be hanging in gangs. You know this” dragging open the car door “get in” I said to Sofia, Ethan is not wrong because they be watching “do this” placing the McDonalds in the car and then closing the door “don’t split up, go in McDonalds. Get food and go home ok? Friends just hanging, I am always being watched so do that, order food, eat it and then put the drugs in the boxes and throw it but do not be obvious, don’t go to the toilets any of you. Just have the night off after. If you get caught I will kill you myself” I can’t afford to be caught talking to them and then they get caught “we won’t” turning around, I know they are always watching me.

I saw Kalia at forty forty so I know she will be watching me, they watch me all of the time. If I was single I would fuck her so then she would do anything for me, but I am not so yeah. The bitch detective won’t be getting no dick from me “why do you think I only love you when people are around? That has really upset me” Sofia has been too quiet “because you show me affection that way, what about when we cooling? You either love me or not?” Sofia gasped “that is such bullshit, I love you all of the time Cassius. That hurts, just because girls are looking at you so I do that?” I chuckled “so you claiming me? Is that what it is? Look” I laughed “I am playing with you, I don’t care about having sex with you. I just want to be around you. I want to be around for the boy, I just want whatever you want me to do? I am feeling good about me, I am at a point in my life where I just want to be with my family but at your pace. You know?” Sofia nodded her head “it’s too good to be true though Cassius, nothing is perfect. I don’t want to get close to you but the thought of you being around other women annoys me but it will get snatched away from me, I can imagine that happening to me so yeah I am trying to keep my feelings to myself” she is allowed to feel that way, I can’t stop her from her feeling that way.

Walking behind Sofia to her room, how can I not have sex with that. I mean look at her, look at her ass. My god, her legs alone are fine as fuck and I want her so badly “thank you for walking me to my room” looking up from Sofia’ legs “uh what?” I said kind of confused, she unlocked the room door “you walked me to my room, thanks” licking my lips smiling “you’re funny, I told you. I ain’t here for the sex, it’s you. You want me, I know you do” Sofia pushed open the room door “but you held the door open for me? You want me” she is playing, like she doesn’t want to to give in to me “shut up before I shut the door on your face” placing the food on the side “I am not even hungry actually” I am not even feeling it “I did text my mom, she said Cartier is ok” I tell a lie he is hating it, he is awake still “are you lying to me?” shaking my head “nope” sitting on the edge of the bed “can I legit stay here? I mean do you want me too?” I am not even sure, I don’t mind it if she wants me to go.

Sofia didn’t answer the part on if I can stay here, maybe that is a yes but she has gone to the bathroom and not come out. If I get naked and then she is like no I will be pissed, stifling out a yawn. Rubbing the side of my face “what if I said I wanted you to stay?” turning my head and froze, my eyes dropped to her boobs with just her bra covering them up. Looking down at Sofia’ body, her body is different from what I remember but it looks so good, so much more to hold. She is bomb “you going to say anything?” she said, I paused “uh yeah, yeah. Wow. Yes, you know I do” watching her walk towards me, I swallowed hard because she got me right now. I can’t even deal, the rush went straight down to my dick. Sofia placed her hands on my shoulders as she sat on my lap facing me, her hands both at the side of my face as she stared at me, she is making me nervous and I am already getting hard “who said I don’t show you affection” shaking my head “who was that nigga that said that?” knowing full well that was me “I want you inside me, it’s been a while” she don’t need to tell me twice, I am going to be all in her.

I adjusted myself, I paused to savour the moment to be on top of Sofia. Staring at Sofia intently as I slowly slid inside of her, no words left our lips as we just stared at each other. Lowering my head as I pushed in my full length in and a moan left her lips, I kissed her throat slowly. Sofia also leaned in and kissed my ear but also nibbled it. Feeling Sofia’ hand on my butt as I had sex with her slowly, my left hand went on on Sofia’ waist, caressing her hips and curves to make up for all the times I wasn’t around to touch her. My right hand cupped the back of her head, Sofia kept her mouth on my ear, moaning extra low into it and then went down to my neck and kissed it tenderly, her hands on my face and kissed my lips. Her tongue in my mouth, it glided slowly and gently against mine. Sofia’ hand grabbed a hold of my arm when my hips circled against her and went in deeper, I moaned into the kiss as I did. Moving back from the kiss as I circled my hips again, just to see Sofia gasp out was something so magical.

[elliotthezubat]

DEATH CITY DAYS CHAPTER 111

 Momo: *looking over the menu* "Hmm...Excellent options."

ochako: ooh this one looks nice!

Izuku: *staring at the menu* "They have superhero-themed desserts! Look at the one for Gang Orca! It's made with Oreos..."

???: *setting down drinks* "Ladies~ Enjoy."

jirou: thanks kamina- k-k-KAMINARI?!?!

Kaminari: "What up? You all visiting I-Island too?"

ochako: yep! woah, snazzy uniform!

Mineta: "Why, thank you, Ochako." *eyebrow wiggle*

ochako: *disgusted look* i was not talking to you, mineta.

melissa: oh, are they friends of yours?

Mineta: -^- "Can't blame a guy for trying..."

Izuku: ^^; "Classmates."

jirou: classmates, though in mineta's case, who cares.

Mineta: DX< *then he looks at Melissa* "... ... ...Hi."

Kaminari: "I'm Kaminari. You from around here?"

melissa: oh, hello there. *smiles* yeah.

jirou: melissa, please, dont talk to mineta, it's not worth it.

melissa: huh?

jirou: trust us on this.

melissa: im sure he's not that bad-

jirou + ochako: YES HE IS.

Mineta: >x< "You're just jealous for when I show what I'm really made out of!"

Momo: -_-; "He's made out of water, grapes, and perversion. We've tried everything to correct him. The only solution is blunt force." *pulls out a mallet*

melissa:....*looks at izuku* is this normal?

Mineta: Q_Q *hides behind Kaminari*

Izuku: *small shrug* "This is kind of a better day: Mineta hasn't tried peeking up anyone's skirt."

melissa: o_o;;;

Kaminari + Mineta: "...Midoriya..." *grab him, pulling him over to another table*

Izuku: O_o "H-Hey! Hey!"

Kaminari: *slams Izuku down in a chair* "Okay, dude, I appreciate the hustle--BUT ARE YOU CHEATING ON TSU?!"

Izuku: "Wh-What?! Why does everyone--"

Mineta: *slaps Izuku with a grape* "DON'T YOU DARE BREAK HER HEART, YOU BASTARD! Even if the hustle is appreciated..."

Izuku: Q_Q;

melissa: i dont even know who this 'tsu' is. ._.;;;

Momo: ^^; "Izuku's girlfriend. She's great. In fact, she's touring the island as well."

*BOOM BOOM BOOM from the tournament stage*

ochako: what was that?

*a nearby TV in the restaurant seems to be showing some opponents going at it*

???: *on the TV* "I'LL KILL YOU DEAD!"

jirou: ho. ly. fuck. is that...?

Kaminari: *shaking Izuku--then pauses* "..." *looks at the TV* "...Oh boy."

ochako: classic bakugou.

Izuku: @~@ "Kacchan?"

Opponent: *running from Bakugo* "THEY SAID NO KILLING!" *dodges, summoning vines--that get burned away* "AAAAAH!"

Bakugo: "GET BACK HERE, YOU TREE-HUGGER! I'M SENDING YOU BACK TO FERNGULLY!"

amplifier: wow, kacchan is certainly getting into the spirit of battle.

Shotaro: "HEE HEE HEE! The plant person just peed themselves!"

Emine: "I said he was a typical villain." *looks at Mana* "Which flowers do you want at your funeral?"

mana: get bent.

Emine: *tilts his head--in a painful looking position* "..."

Opponent: *slapping their hand on the floor* "Uncle--UNCLE!"

mana: .................................forget i said anything then.

jirou: come on, we better stop him before he gets arrested or something.

Shotaro: "Oh! That looks painful...Time for a good deed!" *steals a medic's first-aid kit* "Let me re-attach that limb, plant person!"

Izuku: "Y-Yeah..."

-and so-

kirishima: hey guys!

Bakugo: *flexing, screaming into the camera while holding a microphone like a pro-wrestler* "--AND THE SEATS WERE TOO CRAMP! WHAT IS UP WITH THAT KIND OF SERVICE ON AN AIRLINE?!!!"

Izuku: "Hey! How was the trip?"

kirishima: super awesome!

tsuyu: oh, hey izuku. ^^

Izuku: "Tsu!" *runs over, hug*

tsuyu: !! hello to you too. *hugs*

Momo: "Aw..." *looks at the damage* -_-# "Bakugo..."

Bakugo: "HANG ON A MINUTE! I'M TELLING THE MASSES--...What the hell is HE DOING HERE?!!!"

Izuku: ._.;;;;

melissa: HESMYCOUSIN!

Izuku: "?!!!"

melissa: sorry, i panicked.

Bakugo: "?!!! Since when does he have--"

kirishima: oh cool!

ochako: oh boy.

jirou: *facepalm*

Bakugo: "WHATEVER! YOU'RE JUST HERE TRYING TO BEAT MY RECORD IN THIS TOURNAMENT!"

Izuku: "N-No! Melissa invited me and All Might! I have no interest showing you up in an exhibition!"

*ice starts forming on the stage behind them*

Bakugo: "NOT THAT YOU EVER COULD! NO ONE COULD MOP THE FLOOR WITH AN OPPONENT HERE FASTER THAN--"

amplifier: ASTOUNDING! A RECORD BREAKING FINISH!

Bakugo: .______. "..." *turns slowly*

Todoroki: *standing on the platform, stoic* "..."

ochako: oh!

Bakugo: "... ... ..." *small pitiful crackling on his fingertips...*

ochako: todoroki! hi! *waves*

Todoroki: "! ..." *slides down to them* "...Hi."

Bakugo: >_<# "You little sh--"

melissa: another friend of yours?

Izuku: *nods* "Our classmate, Todoroki. He came in second in the Sports Festival."

Todoroki: "Midoriya..." *looks at Melissa* "...I didn't know you had a cousin."

melissa: yeaaaah.. <w<;;;; (OH CRAP IN IN TOO DEEP! AHHHHHHHHHHHIHEKHBKDK>JVN<)

Todoroki: "..." *pulls Izuku aside* "So, All Might is your f--"

Izuku: -_-# "Stop."

melissa: eh?

Todoroki: "...Well, that match was a good practice. I guess I am again facing Bakugo--"

Bakugo: "YOU BETTER COME AT ME WITH EVERYTHING YOU HAVE, OR I'LL RIP OFF YOUR LIMBS!"

melissa: .__________________.;;;;;; is _this_ normal?

ochako: and this is him on a _good_ day.

melissa:.....................................if i actually went to UA, i'd probably die.

jirou: at this point, i doubt anything can shock us.

Momo: "Oh, it's really not that bad! I mean, aside from the villain attack...and the other villain attack...and those Infernals that one time...and the terrorist hostage situation last summer...and--"

Shotaro: "Mana, stop! He said he was sorry!"

ochako: ???

Emine: *Mana is on his shoulders, punching his head* -_-#

mana: I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT AGAIN! COME ON! DO IT COWARD! D8<

Todoroki: "Oh. Are those 2 competing?"

jirou:....melissa, what's the i-island legal drinking age?

Shotaro: ^^ "Mana is! Emine and I just snuck into I-Island in luggage!"

melissa: *sigh*

-elsewhere-

robo nurse: scan complete.

Dave: *looking at the read-out on a computer screen behind him* "Hmm..." *the screen shows an outline of All Might's body, with a small glowing mass around his heart* "...All Might, it's reduced in size considerably since the last reading following All for One...Your Quirk is leaving you at an even faster rate."

All Might: "..." *nods* "I was afraid of this..." ("...I can't tell Dave that it's not just because I've weakened: I can't let him know Izuku has the Quirk, or he'd be at risk, too...")

Dave: *sad smile* "I wish there was more I could do. It's not fair--"

All Might: "Not this again." *forces a smile* "I've had to make peace with this. It's just...acceptance."

Dave: "And how will the world accept the Number One Hero, the Symbol of Peace, fading away?"

All Might: "..."

Dave: "You've seen it. The increased crime rates around the world in just the last decade. Infernals. Dokeshi. Rogue witches. Villains. Without you...it's only going to get worse. We can't let this happen."

All Might: "Hey, Dave, calm down. ...It's why I'm a teacher." ^^; "Going to need a new generation to replace us at some point, am I right?"

-elsewhere-

melissa: so that's why i said that.

tsuyu: ah. i see.

ochako: QwQ;;;

tsuyu: but it's fine, i know izuku wouldnt do something like that.

ochako: that reminds me! dont we have that reception tonight?

Izuku: "Oh, right! That'll be fun when--"

Shotaro: "Hey, are you Mr. Midoriya?"

Izuku: "Yes? Wh--"

Shotaro: *BONE OF GORILLA* *muscles up*

Izuku: "?!!"

melissa: oh!

Shotaro: *flings Izuku onto the stage* "You're next in the competition!"

Izuku: "AAAAAAAAaaaaaaah--" *THUD ON THE STAGE*

ochako: wait isnt that-

amplifier: and we have our next match up! izuku 'deku' midoriya vs tenya 'ingenium' iida!

Momo: O\\\\O "Wh-What?!"

Izuku: *picks himself up* "I-Iida! ...Oh! You've taken on your family's name!" ^^ "That's so--"

ochako: oh boy.

*MATCH BEGINS*

Iida: *already rushing at Izuku*

Izuku: "!!!" *leaps--and didn't time his Quirk right* *lets out a yell from injuring his foot*

mina: i cant watch, but i have to!

melissa: !!!!!!!

Hagakure: "Oh, who do I root for...Um...Go both of you! Yay!" *pulls out cheerleader pom-poms*

Iida: *leaps up, twirling his leg* "RECIPRO--"

Izuku: "?!!!" ("How did Gran Torino do it...Oh, right!") *aims--and uses One for All to boost himself back DOWN AT THE STAGE!*

mina: WOAH!

Iida: *swings--misses* "?!" ("What is he doing?! At that speed, he's going to slam face-first into the floor!")

jirou: *covers her eyes, but peeks through her fingers*

Izuku: QwQ ("...Well, I guess I die now, slamming face-first into the floor...THINK THINK THINK--") *light bulb* "!!!" *curls into a ball--and slams hard into the stage, kicking up smoke and dust*

ochako: WOAH!

Kaminari: "?!! Why did he curl up into a ball?! Midoriya! That stuff only works in video games, man!"

melissa: ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

Mineta: "RIP, young hero. ...I call dibs on his notebooks!"

Momo: *smacks him with a fan*

Iida: *lands...approaches cautiously...* ("I'll stay back, wait for the smoke to settle...") *peers into the crater--* "?!!!"

tsuyu: it's not over just yet.

*he's not there*

*something rumbles underneath the stage...*

Iida: "?!!!"

*part of the floor shatters, as it lifts up, knocking over Iida--with Izuku underneath!*

Izuku: ("I'll have to thank Ochako for this reminder, back when we fought Kacchan and Iida when we started...Using the debris as a weapon, improvise until I find an opening and--") *FULL COWL TOSS!*

Iida: "AAAAAAH!" *trying to run--and only ends up running around the debris like he's on a tiny planet until--*

*SLAM*

ochako: WOAH!

*the debris slams Iida into the side of the wall underneath the audience*

Izuku: D8> "Oh no! I didn't mean to toss him that far!"

Momo: "..." *passes out*

jirou: YAOMOMO! are you ok?

mina: *takes the fan and fans momo's face*

Momo: X_____X

Iida: *skids to a stop under the debris...panting...looks down, seeing the grass* "..." *sad smile* ("Brother...I'll do better next time.")

Todoroki: "Impressive...I didn't think Midoriya had improved so much since the Sports Festival."

melissa: .......

Bakugo: "OF COURSE HE'S IMPROVING!" *slams his fist into the palm of his hand* "BECAUSE IT'LL MAKE ME KICKING HIS ASS EVEN BETTER!"

Todoroki: "Ah, true friendship indeed."

Izuku: "!!! Um..." *waves to the crowd with a smile, as he limps off the stage, favoring his non-injured foot*

-a little later-

ochako: you both did great out there, guys!

Izuku: *looking at his ankle* "Slight sprain..."

Iida: *bandaged on his face* "Thank you. Izuku, that was a surprising performance! Well done."

melissa: i think i have some medical spray in my bag.

Izuku: ^^; "I'm still getting myself all wrecked physically from those kinds of stunts, though. All Might and Recovery Girl are going to be upset. And so will Mom. And Mr. Aizawa. And--"

melissa: you get injured a lot, dont you.

Mineta: "Yes, he does. He's a full-on masochist."

Izuku: "N-No, I'm not! I'm just...still getting the hang of my Quirk."

tsuyu: *throws mineta in the trash*

Robot Trash Can: "????!!! HEY. YOU! I DON'T WANT THIS EITHER!"

melissa: hmm....say, why dont you take this. *gives him the gauntlet*

Izuku: "Oh? The polymer? What will it--"

*it springs up*

Izuku: "?!!!"

ochako: WOAH!

Izuku: *it wraps around his ankle* "...Huh. Like a splint? Or bandage?"

Mineta: *pops out of the trash* "No, it's more like--"

Robot Trash Can: *slams the lid down, silencing the trash-person*

melissa: something like that.

Izuku: "Melissa...This thing is so incredible! But this is yours--I don't want to damage your invention."

melissa: i can always make more of them if i need to. it'll take a while, but im sure it'll be fine.

Izuku: *smiles* "I'll put it to the best use and heal faster! It will not go to waste!"

???: what's this i see~?

Izuku: *shudders* O____O "Oh, God All Mighty, no..."

melissa: ??

mei: salutations everyone! fluffy, gravitron, pikachu and- *looks at iida* have we met?

Iida: "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"

Kaminari: "..." *whispers to Ochako* "I think you're Gravitron. Am I Fluffy?"

ochako: surprised to see you, mei, right?

mei: correct! i came to the technical nirvana known as i-island as a guest of my dear gruncle, swashbuckle!

Izuku: *held upside down by Mei as she's examining the gauntlet on his ankle* "Wait?! You're related to Swashbuckle?!! That's amazing! Like the time in Lake Ontario when he--"

mei: what's this on your ankle? i smell new tech.

Izuku: .w. "It's currently attached to my extremities, so please don't smell. Too close..."

mei: hmmmmm.

melissa: it's one of my inventions. it's a shapeshifting polymer that can use multiple functions such as a scooter, a bracer, all kinds of things.

mei:...............................

Izuku: "... ..." ("...What is that sound?")

mei: *vibrating*

Kaminari: "... ... ..." *whispers to Ochako* "She's not talking. Why is she not talking?"

Izuku: *getting shaken by Mei* O_O;

mei: *vibrating intensifies*

melissa: um....are you alri-

Kaminari: "?!!! Oh, crap, she's going to blow up."

mei: *grabs her hands* MARRY ME!!

Izuku: ._.

melissa: e-e-EH?!?! O////O !!!

Kaminari: "...D'aw!"

Izuku: -n- "Please let me down before you propose."

jirou: um-

Iida: "Hatsume! This is still a school-sponsored trip, and you are representing the Support Class of UA! Calm yourself!"

melissa: i-im a student too! and i still need to focus on my studies before i settle down into a relationship!

mei: that's fair. why dont we exchange numbers to keep in touch? ^w^

Kaminari: *whispers to Ochako* "She's not saying 'no.'"

jirou: *elbows him in the stomach*

Kaminari: OxO

-elsewhere-

atsushi: @~@;;;;

naomi + maki + naho: *singing the end credits song for kross new judgement*

Tanizaki: *wearing noise-cancelling headphones, a sleepmask, curled up in a blanket in his seat* *snoring*

kenji: woooow, everything looks so small from up here!

Tanizaki: *snort-snore* *wakes up* "Huh?" *removes the mask* "Oh. Yeah." ^^; "I should fly you around more--we could see more around the desert."

atsushi: *shaking* Q~Q;;;; *internally screams*

Tanizaki: "??? Atsushi? Are you nervous flying?"

atsushi: just some PTSD related to the moby dick incident.

Tanizaki: "Oh. Must've been bad flying to Germany too, huh?"

atsushi: i dont remember much of the flight there. maybe i passed out on the plane.

Tanizaki: *nods* "I was a little preoccupied..." *glances at the girls singing*

kenji: *singing along, even though he doesnt know the words*

Tanizaki: ^^; "I think I was having to keep an eye on Naomi during the flight. But look how happy she is now."

naomi: hehehe ^^

Tanizaki: "Granted, I am avoiding the theme song like the plague. One time, she left it playing on a loop after bedtime...The nightmares." *vacant dead eye stare* "The nightmares."

atsushi: oh yeah, the opening song does seem pretty intense. isnt it by that one gothic-rock style band?

Tanizaki: *nods* "It's like the devil himself composed it."

maki: the lyrics are about never losing face even in the face of fear and danger, at least that's my interpretation.

naho: i just like the music itself.

naomi: and the opening animation is superb! and there is so much zephro subtext to it! hehehe~

naho + maki: huehuehuehue~

Tanizaki: .____.; *tilts away*

-elsewhere-

Yohei: "And this is one of only 7 left in the world."

chie: wow....

*The sign says "Seraphim Shark," with the creature inside looking like a shark but with fins protruding more like an angel's wings*

toru: *stares*

-another display is a model of a tarantula-scorpion hybrid known as 'Tarapion'-

Tarapion: *odd noise mixing a snort and a slight chitter*

chie: 0-0;

Yohei: "I-Island had this initiative decades ago to try to 'fix the world.' But lately it's been preserving things since, you know, saving us from ourselves hasn't been working out well enough..."

chie: truth. kepuri seems to be interested in it enough....

Kepuri: *petting the glass case holding Apamea nakamura, 'The Giant Moth'*

Giant Moth: *happy purring*

-elsewhere-

akaderu: *asleep*

nea: *bangs on his door* akaderu! you're supposed to mow the lawn!

akaderu: too tired.

nea: YOU CANT SLEEP IN ALL DAY JUST BECAUSE YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS ON VACATION!

Shinoda: *clipping the hedges, wipes his brow*

Assi: "I got the leaf blower! Maybe I should handle the mowing while Akaderu sleeps?"

nea: *sigh* FINE i guess. =n=

Assi: "Yay!" *then he accidentally turns on the leaf blower--and it leaps out of his hands, bouncing down the hallway* OwO;

-elsewhere-

Kunikida: *talking to Aya and Sylvia* "Without Naomi and her brother here, your responsibilities to the maintenance of this Agency have increased."

aya: aye-aye!

sylvia: o-o-ok.

Kunikida: "Begin by distributing assignments." *hands them folders*

Fukuzawa: "I'm sure they will not disappoint."

sylvia: w-w-we-we'll do our best!

Kyoka: *looking at one folder* "Another person missing. And they have a Quirk."

sylvia: *looks*

*seems to be a person with elastic Quirks...*

aya: like the straw hat.

Lucy: "...You mean Kenji?"

aya: i mean i like the straw hat they're wearing here.

Lucy: *looks again* "Oh, I see."

-elsewhere-

melissa: welp, here's the hotel. how's your ankle?

Izuku: "Better--thanks again! I should return the polymer to you--"

melissa: you were holding back...

Izuku: "...Huh?"

melissa: in today's fight. you were holding back the full extent of your quirk, werent you?

Izuku: "..." *looks down at his hands* "My Quirk, um, manifested late. My body isn't ready for all this power..."

melissa: i can tell by the scars....sorry, that might be a bit too personal...but maybe if you use the polymer on your fist, it might help absorb the pressure?

Izuku: "Oh, it might! Um..." *taps his ankle--and the polymer springs up and onto his fist and over his forearm* "...I keep saying it, but this is such an impressive material."

melissa: ^^ thanks. i should probably head home to get changed for the party. you have my number, right?

Izuku: "Right! I better also see All Might. And thanks for the tickets for Kaminari and Mineta!"

melissa: ^^; i guess i felt a bit bad for them.

Izuku: "Oh! But if this polymer is your scooter, how will you get around town?"

melissa: dont worry, i can just call up an i-uber. ^^

Izuku: "Okay...I do feel bad given the costs. I'll make it up to you!"

-elsewhere-

Todoroki: "Anything you're excited to see on I-Island, Ochako?"

ochako: oh tons of stuff! there's the zoo, the shopping mall, the amusement parks, the cafes- *blah blah*

Todoroki: *nods, listening to her* "..."

ochako: and the- oh right! the formal event tonight! momo invited us to go along!

Todoroki: "Ah, you'll be there, too?"

ochako: yeah!

Todoroki: "I will be, too. I guess I'll see you then."

-elsewhere-

Bakugo: *shaking through his luggage* "NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS SOME FANCY DINNER!!!"

kirishima: which suit do you think would look best?

Bakugo: *stares* "...What is with that color?"

-elsewhere-

Iida: *limps slightly* "Ah..."

momo: are you alright?

Iida: ^^; "I think the tournament was a little more ambitious than I anticipated."

momo: well, try to take it easy tonight, alright?

Iida: "Yes, well, it is a reception, so it should be relaxing--aside from some insistent mingling with family friends." ^^;

momo: yeeeah. ^^;;;;;

Iida: "Did your parents ask you to speak with anyone at the reception?"

momo: i think frostbyte will be at the event. she was one of mother's classmates in high school.

Iida: "I see. She is popular in her hometown--and the news said she stopped the musical villains Rock and Roll just yesterday."

momo: i heard about that.

Iida: "..." *tenses up* "Then...There's that pirate hero..." *Excalibur face*

momo: oh, swashbuckle?

Iida: *cringing* "Yes...I learned that Support student Hatsume is related..."

momo: oh wow! but then again, they both have the same quirk...

Iida: *face-palming himself repeatedly* "I should've seen this!"

-elsewhere-

Shotaro: "Don't be nervous!"

Emine: "You'll die out there."

Shotaro: "You can win this!"

Emine: "No one will miss you."

mana: wish me luck. ^^

Shotaro: "Good luck!"

Emine: "I hope it ends quickly."

Yohei: "Kick some butt out there."

Kepuri: =A= "All this does is remind me of losing that robot tournament..."

Tool: "Oh, yeah--that time Mana beat you in London--"

Kepuri: *SLAP* "Shut up!"

Tool: x_-;

mana: *steps out*

*the opponent is walking from the other side--and they have antenna*

Yohei: *stares* "Wait...Mana's opponent looks familiar..."

*the opponent's antenna crackle*

Agate: *smiles* "Oh, hello! You were at that Salt Lake tournament!"

mana: *battle stance*

Agate: "But I'm not going to lose this time. I'm going to--" *phone rings* "??? Oh! My AP is up! I should get back to--" *looks back at Mana--* "Oh, right--the match..."

amplifier: begin!

mana: *taking steps*

Agate: *small smile* "Careful where you step..." *an electric twitch comes off their eyes*

Kaminari: *watching on a TV at the restaurant* "...Wait..."

mana: ??

*some of the tiles on the tournament floor shine*

mana: hn?

*tiles pop up into the air--and are coming down at Mana*

Kaminari: "Dude, that fighter's an electric type like me?!"

mana: oh shit! *dodging*

Agate: "I got better since that time I fought that--that--that Amazonian." >~< "That headlock still hurt my neck...But you'll be easy enough! You're not as strong and fast as her!" *shoots an electric blast*

Kaminari: "Yeah! Go for it, electric type!"

mana: WOAH!

Agate: ^^ "That's better. Oh, I should tweet this..." *pulls out the phone*

mana: you're seriously using your phone in a fight?!

Agate: "Got to stay current--HE SAID WHAT?!" *a bunch of tiles fall* "That monster! How dare he! I'm reporting this account!" *more tiles fall, as electricity leaps between Agate's antenna...she’s not looking at Mana*

mana: *running behind her*

Agate: "Aaaaaaaand sent!" *taps the phone, puts it away* "Now, where were we--" *looking* "???"

-KICK-

Agate: *knocked down* "OW!"

*CRACK*

Agate: "... ... ...MY PHONE!"

mana: oops.

*there's a crack on the touchscreen*

Agate: "...You...BASTARD!!!"

mana: oh shi-

Agate: *grabs Mana's wrist*

mana: !!!!

*SHOCK SHOCK ZAP*

mana: *SCREAMS*

Kaminari: "Oh no! That's going to hurt..."

Agate: "One shock for each crack!" T~T "My poor phone...I'm just lucky it didn't brick before I did this week's gacha deal..."

mana: get OFF! *SMACK*

*and at that moment, Agate's head flew off*

Kaminari: "... ... ...EEK!"

mana: *stunned horror* ah-ah.....

Agate's Head: *eyes closed, not moving*

Agate's Body: *frozen, still clutching Mana's wrist*

mana: *collapses, staring* ah-.....

amplifier: um....

Emine: O_O "...Holy f--"

Agate's Head: *eyes break open* "...OH, THAT'S JUST RUDE!" *shaking in the grass*

Agate's Body: *let's go of Mana's wrist, slamming her feet down*

Agate's Head: "THAT'S JUST MEAN! HOW DARE YOU!"

mana:........*PASSES OUT*

amplifier: well, it seems agate wins the round?

Shotaro: "HER HEAD IS OUTSIDE THE RING! SHOULDN'T THAT COUNT FOR SOMETHING?!!!"

Tool: "Well, Mana killed a fighter. I knew it was a matter of time, but like this?"

Agate's head: =~= "I hate this...I feel shorter now..." *trying to roll back to the stage*

-elsewhere-

???: *watching a TV in a dark room, staring at Mana passed out* "..."

{???: "Help me..." *debris is holding his leg*}

{mana: grab my hand!}

{???: *reaches*}

{mana: *grabs his hand and pulls*}

{???: "Thank you...Thank you..." *pulled out*}

{*a shadow looms over them, with gleaming eyes*}

{mana: !!!}

{NoFix: *inside the Fear Robot* "Aw, look--your little friend, YoYo!"}

{Yohei: *tied up inside the Robot* "No! Don't!"}

{Fear Robot: *fist rotates--spins--and slams down*}

???: "..." *a robot hand rubs the side of his face* "...I'll get you for this..."

-elsewhere-

Hani: "And here is where we store the failed experiments!" *looks at her phone, then at the tour group* ^^; "Sorry, more work came ahead. Albert, could you take the tour group to the test kitchen? I'll be there shortly."

albert: yes ma'am. come along please.

Hani: *waves--and after the doors close behind her with automatic locks, she frowns* *takes the call* "What?"

???: when to we move on to the next step of the plan?

Hani: "Reception tonight--the one I'm at. I'll make sure Nanami and his people are there. You're to take him, the boy, the girl, and the kappa only--no one else. Be sure the ride is ready, too."

-elsewhere-

Tanizaki: *stretches* "Glad to be back on solid ground..." -_-; "You can let go of me, Atsushi."

atsushi: Q_Q

naho: @~@ traveling in cosplay may not have been the smartest move...

Kenji: "--and then there were mountains! And then green stuff! Then small moos and bigger moos!"

Stranger: "STOP TALKING TO ME, SMALL CHILD!"

Announcer: "Death City Flight 018, Luggage on Carousel 4. Welcome to Los Angeles International Airport. Please be aware that security is increased today--Oh, and there's a fire in the parking lot. Enjoy your stay."

maki: welp, we better check into the hotel.

Tanizaki: "Here comes the luggage. Naho, how many pieces do you have to pick up?"

-elsewhere-

hibiki: hey saria!

Saria: "It was so much fun! We went camping, stayed at corny themed motels--I think we saw a bigfoot!"

izumi: wow!

Saria: "But I want to know what I missed while I was out. You all okay?"

-elsewhere-

stocking: *panting* that was great, kiddo~<3

Kid: *lets out a happy sigh* "I aim to please..." *kisses her neck*

stocking: *giggles*

Kid: "You were great...So enthusiastic." *strokes her head*

stocking: mmmn~<3 *nuzzle*

Kid: *strokes, letting her rest on his shoulder* "We have so much time today..."

stocking: indeed....*whispers* you up for round two~?

Kid: "Oh, I'm not sure..." *his hand traces down her stomach* "Only two~?"

-elsewhere-

Gin: *checking the armory* "This one..." *pulls out a rifle*

naoya: oooh, nice.

Gin: *nods* "It'll need to be cleaned up and tested." *checks for ammo* "What else do you need?"

naoya: we'll need some smoke bombs too.

Gin: "Okay." *locks the cabinet* "That'll be next door..."

katya: *giggling like a kid in a candy store*

Tachihara: ._.; "Seeing someone that enthusiastic is kind of creepy..."

katya: <it's been far too long since i got to do one of these missions.>

Pushkin: <Woo!>

higuchi: *sweatdrop* at least they're having fun.

Gin: "Hmm. Just need to keep an eye on them. Too much fun can be a problem."

-elsewhere-

Sakuya: *plops down on the couch* "..."

-it's rather quiet-

Sakuya: "..." *curls up* "..."

lilac: s-sakuya?

Sakuya: "Hmm? What's up?"

lilac: a-are you alright?

Sakuya: "..." *groans* "I don't know...Naho isn't here."

lilac: ...

Sakuya: "..." *slaps himself in the face*

lilac: s-sakuya?

Sakuya: "J-Just trying to shock myself out of this." *slap slap* "I need a distraction."

lilac: w-want to watch a movie?

Sakuya: "...YES."

lilac: o-ok. *looks at the DVD selection*

*looks to be a mix of everyone in the house's interests, including some kung-fu movies*

lilac: h-how about this one?

Sakuya: "Sure, fine..." *looking up*

-elsewhere-

Akitaru: "Ah, come on! It's not that heavy!"

Arthur: *struggling* "How did Maki lift this..."

shinra: *peeks in*

*looks like they are moving some equipment, weapons, and machinery*

Vulcan: "Watch the magnetic bombs!"

shinra: what's up here?

Akitaru: "Taking an inventory. We've gotten so many weapons since Vulcan joined--but we need them inventoried and figure out which ones to get baptized."

tamaki: OW! careful with that needle!

Arthur: "Sorry--didn't mean to poke you."

tamaki: not you arthur. im talking to lisa.

lisa: *sewing tamaki's outfit*

Arthur: *still holding one of the giant needles* "...Point taken. So to speak."

Vulcan: *looking over sketches* "Hmm...Could still go for cat earphones..."

lisa: tamaki, try to stand still, ok?

Vulcan: "Yeah, you don't need to be full of holes."

tamaki: =n=

shinra: anything i can help with?

Akitaru: "Depends--do you want to help keep Tamaki distracted, or do you want to do back-breaking labor?"

shinra: .........the second one.

Tamaki: *glares*

Akitaru: "That a boy! It'll build character! Now, let's load up the Matchbox."

-elsewhere-

Kyoka: "This way. We'll see the client in a moment."

sylvia: *follows*

Kyoka: "How do you feel about this?"

sylvia: a-about what?

Kyoka: "Working as clerical, going on another mission."

sylvia: i-i-i couldnt say...

Kyoka: "Well, this is a missing person case, so we'll need to be supportive of the person we're meeting."

sylvia: r-r-right.

Kyoka: *looks up* "Here's the address..."

sylvia: c-c-could you knock first?

Kyoka: "Of course." *knocks*

-elsewhere-

mana: nng...

Shotaro: "Hey, I think she's waking up!"

Yohei: "Hey, Mana...How you feeling?"

mana: my head hurts...

Yohei: "Well, you had a nasty stumble after...well, after the tournament."

mana:......

Yohei: "Sorry you lost. But that'd surprise anyone--"

Kepuri: *looking all around Agate, taking notes* "Optical drives. Sensory tactile bio-skin. Fascinating, fascinating--" *lifts Agate's arm*

mana: .....

Agate: -~- "This is demeaning..."

Shotaro: "..." *pat pat* "You did great!"

mana: um...hello?

Agate: "..." *small grunt* "...My phone screen is still cracked."

mana: kepuri, could you fix it?

Kepuri: *shiny eyes* "I could...if I got to further examine this miracle of android engineering..." *creepy finger movements*

Agate: O\\\\O;;

mana: kepuri... -_-;

Kepuri: -3- "You're all no fun..."

Agate: "...Are these people, like, your family? Is that thing with the bones in his mouth your brother?"

mana: wellll....it's kind of a long story.

Shotaro: "I'm Shotaro! Mana is my friend, and we live together with these people. The one examining your head is Kepuri. She's short!"

Kepuri: -_-#

Shotaro: "And that's Chie and Toru and Yohei and Tool and Emine."

mana: pretty much.

Agate: "...Um...I don't like talking to this many people all at once..."

mana: oh.

Emine: "Join the club. I keep trying to push them out of open windows--"

chie: *whack* bad emine. bad.

Emine: X_-; "I didn't say you. You at least have an ability, unlike Garbage Girl--"

mana: *POW* WHO'RE YOU CALLING GARBAGE?!?!

Shotaro: "Nama Mana! Mana Nama--"

Agate: O_O;;; *her body is walking away* "!!! Get back here! Don't leave me alone!"

-elsewhere-

Tanizaki: *looking out the hotel window*

naomi: isnt the sunset beautiful?

Tanizaki: "It's a lot different than Death City...Can even see some of the mountains."

naomi: ^^

Tanizaki: "Well, what you feeling like for dinner? Are the others coming?"

-elsewhere-

izuku: .~. *trying to tie his tie*

All Might: *coughs as he exits the bathroom in his depowered form...his suit is hanging off of him* "??? Jeez, you've been in school uniforms this long, and ties are what's giving you trouble?"

izuku: the school ties are clip ons. ^^;

All Might: *sighs* "How are you going to be the Number One Hero with a clip-on..." *takes the tie* "Let's straighten this out..." *ties it for Izuku* "When we get back to school, I'm going to teach that to you, too."

izuku: thanks dad.

All Might: "... ... ..." ._.

izuku: .....*realization* s-sorry! it was a slip of the tongue and-

All Might: ^^; "It's fine--just one of those things the older generation teaches the younger..." *pats his shoulder* "There. Now you look like a fitting representative of UA."

-elsewhere-

chie: showtaro, please stand still.

Shotaro: >n< "This gunk in my hair feels yucky, like squid slime or cow poop!"

chie: now now, it's just for tonight.

Shotaro: *whines* "Why do I have to be fancy for this? Is Yohei even going to dress up for this or just wear sneakers?"

Emine: *his hair is pulled back in a ponytail* "... ... ..."

-elsewhere-

Iida: *reviewing his calendar* "Ahead of schedule, so that leaves enough time..." *dials 'Home'*

mrs iida: hello?

Iida: "Hello, Mother. It's Tenya."

mrs iida: hi sweetie! how's i-island?

Iida: "Wonderful! The new presentations are quite fascinating, and I look forward to seeing more of them tomorrow, after tonight's reception."

-elsewhere-

Hagakure: "And this--and that! Oh, and that!" *pointing at items on her tablet's food service* "And we should order a movie!"

tsuyu: that would be fun.

Mina: T~T "I wanted fancy reception food. And who knows which heroes are going to be there to hob-nob with..."

-elsewhere-

Bakugo: "Hurry up! I don't want to get mobbed by more crazy fans."

eijiro: comin!

Bakugo: *growls* "I can't believe I lost my dress clothes--WHY DO YOU HAVE ROSES ON THIS VEST?!"

eijiro: *shrug*

Bakugo: -_-# "This is worst than that host club..." *shoves his hands in his pockets--then realizes--* "I FORGOT MY BLASTED PHONE!"

-elsewhere-

Izuku: *huffing, puffing, looking* ("Which room was it again? Man, for being the pinnacle of Quirk progress, they could use more signs...")

kaminari: heeey midoriya!

Izuku: "Oh! Hey!"

Mineta: "Jeez, you get lost or something?" *wearing what can only be described as a purple pimp suit*

Todoroki: "Hey, how are--"

Iida: "You're late! We've been waiting 15 minutes! And Bakugo and Eijiro are still not here..."

kaminari: and the girl's arent here yet either.

Iida: T^T "It's like all social order is falling apart..."

???: we're here!

Todoroki: "???" *turns*

ochako: *in a pretty pink dress. she almost seems to be shimering* how does it look?

Todoroki: .\\\\\.

Izuku: "Hey, Ochako! Is that a new dress?"

ochako: yeah, momo bought it at the shopping center. ^^

Todoroki: .\\\\\. *gulps...walks up to Ochako*

ochako: hey todoroki! love the suit!

Todoroki: "..." *nods* "Thank you. ...You look nice."

jirou: yo. *in a suit*

Mineta: -n- "A suit? Really?"

jirou: the 70s called, they want their suit back.

Mineta: "Oh yeah? The 80s called--they want that joke back."

momo: hello everyone. ^^ (AHHHH TENYA LOOKS SO GOOD IN A SUIT HOW EVEN?!?!)

Iida: "Greetings!" *waves to Momo* "That dress compliments you well."

momo: thank you. ^///^

melissa: hey everyone. ^^

Izuku: "Hey, Melissa! You're wearing contacts tonight?"

melissa: yeah. im honestly not a fan, but oh well.

jirou: yeah, my mom has the same problem.

Iida: *claps his hands* "If that's everyone, let's get going--"

-elsewhere-

security: *checks the cameras*

Security 2: "Anything of interest?"

security: some girl's going the wrong way.

security 3: maybe she needs to take a shit?

security: god dammit jerry, be mature about this.

Girl on Camera: "IT'S JUST AROUND THIS CORNER, I'M SURE OF IT--" *goes around the corner* "DANG IT!"

Security 2: "...I bet it takes her an hour to get where she's going."

-THUD-

Security 2: "?!"

-WHACK-

???: *talking into a speaker* we're in, boss-man.

Security 2: *knocked down, unconscious*

Boss: "Secure cameras on All Might's location."

???: got it. *pressing buttons*

*A camera shows All Might in powered form, walking proudly through the halls*

All Might: *humming to himself*

???: found him.

Boss: "Track him and notify me of the room location..."

-elsewhere-

Tool: "Huh--don't you see in dresses much, Mana."

mana: yeah, yeah...

Kepuri: "And yet you kept the hat?" *is wearing butterfly wings on a fairy Tinkerbell-esque dress*

Agate: *following far behind, wearing an LED-light up dotted dress*

mana: yes.

Shotaro: T~T "I hate this junk in my hair. My pants itch. I'm tired--" *sniffs* "...I SMELL FOOD!"

chie: ^^;

Emine: "That's the wrong reception. We want--" *bumps into someone* "...Watch where you're going."

All Might: "ENTIRELY MY FAULT, YOUNG MAN!"

Emine: "... ... ..." O_____O

Shotaro: *gasps*

toru: ama?

Tool: "...Holy crud, it's All Might."

All Might: "GREETINGS, CITIZENS! ENJOYING THIS SHIN-DIG?"

Shotaro: "..." *glomp hug*

chie: o-o

All Might: OwO; "...Is your son usually this affectionate?"

chie: oh, he isnt _my_ son, he's a family friend. ^^;;

Shotaro: "IT'S ALL MIGHT IT'S ALL MIGHT!" *Bone of Gorilla lifting him*

All Might: ^^;;; "I see...Um, if you put me down, I could--"

Shotaro: *drops him, opens his autograph book* "SIGN UNDER THE FIFTH CHARISMA JUSTICE AUTOGRAPH!!!"

All Might: "...Ah. Yes..." *pulls out a pen* "He was a good man."

Shotaro: "..." *nods*

-elsewhere-

David: *looking around*

mr plastic: *enjoying food*

frostbyte: mr shield? are you quite alright?

I-Island Executive: "--and Hani is off to speak with the new inventors visiting. I swear, she's obsessed with just more and more--"

David: ^^; "Just wondering why All Might is late."

frostbyte: perhaps he's being fashionably late, as it were.

David: "Given the mobs that have been hounding him for autographs, likely."

sam: *ahem* sir?

David: "Ah, Sam, yes?"

sam: the new intern should be here within the week.

David: "A week? That seems early."

sam: guess he's eager to start.

David: "..." *nods* "I'll adjust my schedule to give him the tour."

-elsewhere-

Hani: *shaking hands* ^^ "Thank you, Prisha--your innovation sounds just thrilling!"

prisha: *nods*

Hani: "I'll have to introduce you to--" *spots someone* "...Excuse me." *practically shoves Prisha as she straightens herself up to approach the guests entering*

Shotaro: "THERE'S THE FOOD!"

Yohei: *looking in awe* "...Oh my God. There's Dr. Humpert. And Leslie McIntosh--"

Kepuri: *shaking with glee, giggling to herself*

doctor: AGATE! there you are!

Agate: "!!! D-Doctor?"

doctor: are you alright?

Agate: ^^; "Just...got ahead of myself in the tournament. But this, um, person repaired me...Sort of." *rubs the back of her neck*

doctor: thank you so much!

Kepuri: "Fufufu~ It was nothing for a brilliant roboticist to handle. And you are?"

doctor: my name is Remina Renfield.

prisha: grand-daughter of Vladimir Renfield.

remina: >n<#

Kepuri: *shiny eyes* "Were you the brilliant mind who crafted this exquisite model in android technology?!" *stroking Agate's face*

Agate: .\\\.;

remina: um..yes?

Kepuri: *grabs Remina's hands* "TEACH ME!"

remina: oh! um. .///.;;

Yohei: "Ah, Kepuri made a new friend."

chie: i'd say so... ^^;

Yohei: "So, how about we get something to e--"

Hani: "YOHEI NANAMI!"

Yohei: "...Yes?"

Hani: *smiles* *offers her hand* "Queenie Hani, I-Island Executive." *shakes his hand firmly* "Delighted to have such a bright mind visiting us."

Yohei: "Oh, thanks. We're happy to be here. This is my wife Chie and our son T--"

toru: *crying*

Hani: "..." *small frown at Toru*

Yohei: "Oh, kiddo...Chie, need me to hold him?"

chie: it's ok, sweetie. here. *hands him over to yohei*

Yohei: *holding Toru* ^^; "Kids, huh?"

Hani: "...I wouldn't know." ^^; "I was kind of hoping to introduce you--your robotics and programming are top-notch, you know?" *looks at Chie* "Did you know that? That your husband is at the top of his game?"

chie: indeed.

-elsewhere-

*a cloaked figure stands before a set of people all dressed in identical soldiers, each with an oddly insectoid helmet on*

guard: can i help you?

Cloak: "Yes..." *holds out a cylinder, aiming it at the Guard's face*

guard: ??

*a beam of light explodes from the cylinder...the Guard never had a chance*

Cloak: *holding a laser sword* "Let's go..."

-elsewhere-

Izuku: *breathing heavily* "This is going to be a room with so many superheroes...And I am terrified I'm going to spill my drink."

kaminari: just breathe and keep your cool.

Todoroki: *nods* "You get used to it."

ochako: *humming*

Mineta: "I just hope there are some hotties with digits."

jirou: *jabs him with her earjack*

Mineta: >~< "Is flirting so wrong?!"

jirou: nah, it's just you that's wrong.

Mineta: Q_Q

Iida: "Behave yourselves out there. You represent the pride of Class 1-A!"

momo: *nods*

kaminari: here we go! *runs....and slams into the door*

Mineta: "HA! The door says 'Pull,' buddy--" *tries to pull--and it's stuck* "..." *pull* -_-# "..." *PULL PULL PULL* "WHY IS NOTHING HAPPENING WHEN I TUG IT?!"

jirou: the heck?

Izuku: "??? Melissa, was there some pass card we needed first?"

melissa: no, i dont think so...

*BANG BANG BANG*

melissa: ?!?!

Iida: "Gunfire!"

jirou: shit!

Izuku: "Let's get in there--"

Todoroki: "Bad call." *points up* "Sky dome above the room."

ochako: !!!

Izuku: "...Jirou, Ochako, let's head up there. We may be able to listen in..."

Mineta: *hiding behind Kaminari* Q_Q

jirou: right.

ochako: *nods*

Iida: "Momo, we'll need a shield here in case victims escape through these doors..."

Todoroki: "Be careful up there."

ochako: *gravitying herself, izuku, and jirou*

Izuku: *looking down through the sky dome* "Okay, there's All Might, and--!!! He just got tied!"

ochako: !!!

melissa: !!!!

jirou: *listening in*

All Might: "UMPH!" *collapses*

*There's a man in a cloak, aiming a gun at Sam*

hero: what's going on, who are you??

Wolfram: *to the hero* "We are merely here for the latest tech, and this heist is for I-Island's treasure trove." *looks at Sam* "Who has security clearance to get us in there?"

sam: i-i-i believe i-i do-

Wolfram: "Then I guess you're my hostage tonight." *pulls Sam, holding an arm under his neck, gun aimed at Sam's temple*

sam: !!!!!

David: "Stop! Don't hurt him! Sam has access to the room...but not to the individual safes."

Wolfram: "?! What?!"

David: "Each safe is a unique combination...You're going to need me, too."

Wolfram: *to Sam* "Is he lying? WERE YOU TRYING TO TRICK ME?!"

sam: h-he's telling the truth! honest!

All Might: "DAVE, NO!"

David: "Please, just don't hurt him, and I'll let you in--"

Wolfram: *nods to lackeys* "Take them both." *shoves Sam into David*

All Might: *struggling in the restraints...*

grunt: you got it.

Wolfram: *smirks at All Might* "Like it? Really sticks to you, huh? Too bad you can't get out of that, Symbol of Peace." *looks to grunts* "Don't kill anyone unless they make a move."

-elsewhere-

kirishima: *whistling*

Bakugo: "SHHH! Stop whistling! Didn't you hear that?"

kirishima: hear what?

Bakugo: -_-### "Your hearing is better than mine and you didn't hear that bang?"

kirishima: i dont remember. ^^;

Bakugo: "God, you're insufferable." *starts running* "Come on--I got a bad feeling--"

*CRASH*

kirishima: !!

Bakugo: *growls* "WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING! CAN'T YOU SEE WHERE YOU'RE GOING--"

Mei: "!!! HARD GUY! KACCHAN!"

kirishima: hey there um....hatsune miku?

Mei: *in Kirishima's face* "MEI HATSUME! SUPPORT CLASS! INVENTOR EXTRAORDINAIRE!" *closer* "I WAS ON MY WAY TO THE PAH-TAY WHEN I GOT DISTRACTED BY ALL THE WONDERFUL BABIES DOTTING THE WALLS!" *strokes the wall, rubbing her face against it* "That's a titanium plastic steel blend, baby--durable, flexible, and oh-so-good at holding this entire building up! WHO'S A GOOD POLYMER-METAL COMPOUND?! YOU ARE! YES, YOU ARE, YES YOU--"

Bakugo: *already walking away* "I need to punch someone. I hope Deku is at the reception already..."

kirishima: *sniff* you smell that? smells like gunfire...

Bakugo: "!!! Those bangs...WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!"

-elsewhere-

melissa: *shaking, breathing hard*

Todoroki: "...I'm sure your father is fine..."

melissa: *whimpering*

Iida: "We need a solution...Melissa, we need you on this, too. Where is the security's main office in this building?"

melissa: t-top floor...

momo: we're going to help your father, alright?

Mineta: "You can count on us!" *presses a button on the elevator* "We just need to get to the top floor--" *looks at the elevator...a giant electric "OUT OF ORDER" error appears* D8< "WHAT IS WITH THIS STUPID ISLAND?!"

momo: we'll just take the steps.

-meanwhile-

Izuku: "What can you hear?"

jirou: well, the leader's name is wolfram, and they seem to be looking for some kind of tech that they're making david and his assistant look for.

Izuku: "Can we get a message to All Might?" *looks down to see him tied up*

jirou: does he know sign language?

Izuku: "!!! Yes! He trained in it while working on the Scarlet Sapphire Mystery!"

jirou: let me.

All Might: ("Damn...I'm at my limit...") *looking around* ("The hostages are safe, for now. Why are they after just tech? Why take hostages? It's not like someone else couldn't hack in--") *glances up* "?!!!!"

jirou: *waves* *signing* <just hold on, we'll help you out> anything else i should say?

Izuku: "We're going to security to try to track the villains and call in guards and the robot sentries to stop these villains."

jirou: *conveying the message through sign language*

All Might: "!!!" *shaking his head* ("No! This is too dangerous! What if they kill you, or David...Melissa...")

jirou: he's shaking his head...

Izuku: *hardened look* "...I think we better get going..."

-elsewhere-

Hani: "Everyone, please, calm down!" *trying to maintain a calm smile* "

toru: *crying*

Yohei: "It's okay, kiddo..." *looking around* ("All exits sealed, so that's good...")

*BOOM*

chie: !!!

Hani: ("WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING?! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SIMPLE JOB! Unless...Wait...IS SOMEONE ELSE TRYING TO ATTACK I-ISLAND AT THE SAME TIME?!")

Shotaro: "Let me out--I can help! I--"

*something bright slams through the wall, right over Shotaro's head*

Shotaro: Q__Q "EEP!"

mana: ?!?!?!

*the wall is sliced open, revealing the lightlaser saber-wielding cloaked individual*

Cloak: *labored breathing...looks around*

Agate: *fighting pose*

chie: *forms a shadowy barrier around yohei and toru*

Cloak: *gestures to his troops* "Tie up the others. We know the ones we're taking with us..."

mana: ?!

Kepuri: "And me without my heavy artillery..." *taps on her wrist behind her back...*

Trooper 1: "You, with us." *grabs Mana by the wrist*

mana: !! *kicks them in the stomach*

Trooper 1: "UMPH!"

Trooper 2: *aims a wrist-mounted weapon at Mana, firing an electrified bolo at her*

mana: !!!!

Yohei: "!!!" ("...I recognize that...I made that for...!!")

Shotaro: "Mana!"

mana: *SCREAMS*

Emine: -_-; "This is getting annoying..." *summons the Wall--and smashes it into Troopers*

Shotaro: "EMINE! DON'T--"

Emine: "They aren't dead. Just held back--"

Cloak: "Lay down your weapons and abilities--" *holding Hani by the throat* "Or the Executive dies."

Hani: *choking*

mana: !!!!!!!

Agate: "?! Doc...What do I do?"

remina: *shaking*

Hani: *gasping*

Yohei: "Enough! Chie..." *hands her Toru, steps through her shield*

chie: !!!!

Yohei: "Let her go."

Cloak: *cackles* "You finally recognize us."

Yohei: "..." *nods*

Cloak: "Say it. Who are we?"

Yohei: "...Fear Factory."

mana: !!!!!!!!!

Shotaro: "..."

Emine: "No..."

Tool: "What the hell...We stopped your operation years ago!"

chie: i-i thought they were wiped out!

Cloak: "Yes...That's why I'm here. The new Fear Factory can be reborn only on the corpses of those who brought it down." *nods to the Troopers*

*The Troopers each taser Tool, Shotaro, and Mana*

Yohei: "?!!! Stop it!"

chie: NO!! *shadow arrows aimed*

Cloak: *lets go of Hani, grabs Yohei and holds the laser saber to his neck* "Stop."

chie: !!!! let....let him go...

Cloak: "I'm afraid I cannot." *nods to the Troopers* "We're taking them. Our boss has an audience with them."

Hani: *gasping for air, scurrying away from the Cloak, hiding under a table*

chie: STOP!

Kepuri: *sharp inhale, slight hyperventilating* "Wh-Why are you back...Why?!"

Cloak: "We are leaving...I don't suppose you remember all your inventions for Fear Factory, do you, Nanami?"

Yohei: "...How could I forget them all...I think you're forgetting one other thing I made."

Cloak: "???"

*KNOCK KNOCK*

Kepuri: *smirks* *sighs* "I guess they did."

*BOOM*

Cloak: "?!"

GET and WASHU: >o< *rush into the room, punching the Troopers in the gut*

toru: baba!

Emine: *punches another Trooper in the face* "Old Lady! Go for the head!"

Yohei: "Toru!" *tries to make a run for it--*

Cloak: *grabs Yohei by the neck, squeezing* "I'll just knock you out--"

chie: *SHADOW PUNCH TO THE FACE*

*Cloak's helmet flies off, revealing a face half-covered in robotic parts*

mana: !!!!

Kepuri: "... ... ..." *shaking* "LOOK AT IT!" *tugs Remina's arm*

Agate: "Gross."

remina: !!!!! *covers her mouth in horror*

Cloak: *growls--and launches a net, capturing Toru*

chie: TORU!!!

toru: *crying*

Yohei: "Stop! GET, WASHU, stop! Emine, put them down! Shotaro--"

Shotaro: *swinging a Trooper over his head* "What?"

*something is humming nearby...*

mana: ??

Yohei: "...If we surrender, you will let my son go, or even Hell won't hold me back."

Cloak: *laughs* "The Shinigami himself, eh? You know where you and your friends are to go, right?"

Yohei: "Yeah, yeah...But I'm not driving it."

chie: yohei...

Yohei: "Chie...I'm sorry." *walks towards the wall...which explodes behind him*

chie: !!!!! YOHEI!!

*the wall falls apart, revealing a starship...*

Trooper: *stabs a syringe into Mana's neck*

mana: !!!!

Yohei: "?!!"

mana: nghh... *passes out*

Shotaro: "MANA! I--"

Trooper: *stabs a syringe into Shotaro*

Shotaro: "...Oh, like that even hurt--"

Trooper: *another syringe*

Shotaro: *lip droops*

Trooper: ._.; *another*

Shotaro: "I doooon't efen fweel..." *passes out*

Tool: -_-; "You're literally trying to stab it into my dome, you twit. I'm a kappa--you could literally hit any amphibious skin--"

Trooper: "I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING! I--"

Tool: *picks up his axe and slices the Trooper* "Enough of this shit." *runs*

Yohei: "?! Tool, stop! They'll kill them--"

Cloak: *shoots syringes at Yohei's chest*

Yohei: *falls over...he's not breathing*

chie: !!!!

Cloak: *walks* "We're leaving. Drag the Dokeshi and the human."

chie: *shaking, her eyes going dark*

-SHINK-

Hani: "?!!!!" *covers her mouth*

Cloak: *collapses, ripped in two*

Tool: "...Holy shit."

chie: let.....them.....go.....NOW....

Troopers: "!!!" *dragging Shotaro, Mana, and Yohei onto the ship--*

Kepuri: "Get back with them!" *sends WASHU and GET at them--before Troopers tackle her*

-STAB STAB STAB STAB-

Troopers: *screaming as they are stabbed*

(kagemaru: yes, kill em! KILL ALL OF 'EM!)

WASHU and GET: *grab at Mana--only for--*

*CRUSH*

Kepuri: "?!!! WASHU! GET!"

*they are...flattened...they aren't moving*

*it's...another Fear Robot?!*

remina: *breathing hard*

???: "Hee hee...Mass automation, Mrs. Nanami."

Agate: "Doc..." *holds her hand*

chie: *looks up*

*as she looks up at the Robot, someone is getting back on his feet behind her, and picks up the laser saber...*

chie: *glances and slices*

Cloak: *grunts...but laughs* "Oh, that hurts...But then again, I've had every last part of me crushed under tremendous weight..." *grabs Chie by the neck, squeezing*

chie: GRK- *she still glares; as if she isnt in control...*

Cloak: "Why would you turn your back on Dokeshi for some human mongrel?"

Tool: *removing the net on Toru, cradling him*

chie: *snarls*

???: *deep inhale...as something sliced is heard...blood drips on the floor...*

remina: !!!!!!!! *faints*

Cloak: "A mere beast, eh? Too bad my boss didn't ask me to bring you..." *aims the laser saber* "I guess your corpse will be enough for experimenta--"

???: "LIGHTNING SCISSORS!"

-SHIV-

Cloak: "???"

chie: *looks back*

*looks down...a bloody mess in the form of blades have sliced through Cloak's chest...the blades pull back, revealing...*

Emine: *clutching his wrist, panting...*

toru: *crying*

chie: !!! *snabs back to reality*

Cloak: *smirks* "Like that's enough to--"

Emine: *grits his teeth* "GUILTY BLADE!" *leaps forward, forming a X with his arms, swings them at Cloak, and--*

*Cloak's head goes flying--into the starship, where Yohei, Mana, and Shotaro are loaded*

Cloak's head: "Enough of this--forget the kappa! Just go!"

Fear Robot Pilot: "ROGER ROGER." *closes the doors...*

chie: YOHEI!!

Emine: "!!! No!" *slices his other wrist, as a four-bladed fan departs* "Fujin!" *the blade sails at the ship and--*

*FWOOSH*

*the starship is gone in the blink of an eye*

Kepuri: *staring...crawls over to the remains of GET and WASHU* "Oh God..."

chie:......*holding her baby, weeping*

Emine: "..." *stares at the headless body of the Cloak...looks down at his wrists...sees the blood pooling under him...collapses, passing out*

prisha: w-what the hell??

Hani: "..." *picking up her communicator* "Security. I-Island Security. Report. Report, goddamn it...REPORT! IS ANYONE OUT THERE?!"

prisha: medi, tend to the wounded.

MEDI: *beep* understood, doctor. ^^

Tool: *staring at the hole in the wall* "..." *holds his head in his hands*

Emine: *passing out* "Sho..."

Agate: "..." *looks out the wall, her eye narrowing up to the sky, zooming in...following the ship's path...*

-elsewhere-

setsuna: !!!!!!

Assi: "?? Ma'am?"

setsuna: s-showtaro...yohei...mana...t-they-they've been...

Shinoda: "What? What happened?"

setsuna: t-they've been taken!

Assi: "?!!! How can you--"

Shinoda: "What?! And Emine? Is he..."

setsuna: e-emine's still on the island...

lin-kimpur: !!!

akaderu: what about kepuri?

setsuna: same as emine...

Shinoda: *dialing* "Come on...Answer..."

-elsewhere-

ochako: how much longer till we get to the top?

melissa: i think there's an elevator on floor 80.

Mineta: T~T "I might as well just bounce all the way up there..."

Izuku: "At least we haven't run into any of those thugs..."

Iida: "We are not to approach these villains--our goal is to report and get backup only."

momo: right...

Todoroki: "...Is that really the right approach? We could stop this right now--"

Iida: *glares* "We don't need a repeat, now do we? I think you and I both know that."

Izuku: *looks down*

ochako: ???

Mineta: "I can't go on..." *collapses on the stairs* =~= "Someone, carry me."

jirou: did you hear something?

Mineta: DX<

Izuku: "I know we're all tired--but this is to save those people."

melissa: here it is! floor 80!

kaminari: if we do this, we'll have fangirls all over us.

Mineta: "..." *bounces back up, struts to the door* "Stand aside--let a hero handle this, ma'am!"

*the door opens to reveal a giant indoor garden*

Izuku: "Oh, wow...I-Island is amazing."

melissa: this floor is used to determine how quirks affect different plant life. the elevator's over there.

Todoroki: *looking along the walls...spots windows and ceiling beams*

Iida: "Let's be quick about this before--"

*doors open*

momo: !! hide!

*everyone ducks*

grunt 1: lotza plants, here, eh?

Grunt 2: "Yes, that's what greenhouses have, dummy."

grunt 1: you think dey got weed up here?

Grunt 2: "You idiot! ...Of course they do. They want to see what quirks do to make new breeds, right?"

Izuku: ._.

*everyone looks at Melissa*

melissa: *shrugs as a 'dont ask me'*

grunt 1: you think we can sneak some of- HEY! YOU THERE!!

???: "WHAT?!"

Izuku: "...Oh no."

eijiro: hi, you guys security? we cant find the party.

Grunt 2: "Yes, we're security. Why don't you come with us, kid?"

eijiro: you hear that guys? we're saved!

Mei: "Wait a minute..." *leans up to Grunt 1* "You suuuuuuuure you're security?"

grunt 1: uhhh..... yeees? owo;;

Bakugo: "Uh huh. Then maybe you can tell us what all those explosions have been."

grunt 1: uuuuhhh.....OH LOOK WHAT'S DAT?!

Mei: OwO *turns* "What?"

-POW-

Mei: *goes flying*

ochako: !!!

Bakugo: "Oh, you motherfucker!" *his fingers are sparking up*

Mei: *crashes into the bushes*

eijiro: you alright, hatsume?

Grunt 2: "Jeez...Boss is going to be pissy if we let some kids out of here. Better kill them."

eijiro: *hardens up* oh boy

Izuku: "This is not good--we need to get to the elevator, but we can't leave them and Kacchan to fight alone..."

Todoroki: "..." *steps out*

Iida: "?!"

ochako: !!!

Todoroki: *shoots an ice blast at Grunt 1*

grunt 1: *wilhelm scream*

Todoroki: "There. That solves half the problem."

Bakugo: "ICY HOT?! YOU TRYING TO UPSTAGE ME AGAIN?!!! ...Wait, why are you freaks here?"

ochako: why are _you_ here?!

eijiro: we got lost.

Bakugo: "SHUT THE HELL UP, EIJIRO!"

eijiro: .......

Mei: *waves* "Hi, everyone! How's the reception?"

grunt 1: ok, just HOW many brats are walkin around here?! WHERE'S THE ADULT SUPERVISION HERE?!

kaminari: that would be iida.

Iida: -^-; "Well, Todoroki just got us caught up in this fight, so it is unavoidable to use our quirks for the sake of self-defense...Let's get to the elevator before--"

*a giant fist pops out, slamming Eijiro*

eijiro: *SLAMMED INTO THE WALL*

kaminari: oh shi- KIRISHIMA!!

Grunt 2: *cracks out of the ice, now triple the size* "Brrr! That was too cold!"

Bakugo: "?!!! YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" *lobs attack at Grunt 2--*

-FWOOM-

Izuku: "?! Kacchan's attack disappeared!"

Bakugo: "What the hell..." *lobs another attack--*

Grunt 2: *suddenly in front of Bakugo and the kids*

momo: !!!

jirou: *grabs mei and runs*

Mei: OwO;

Izuku: *aims a shot--*

Bakugo: *pushes Izuku away* "Run, doofus!"

Izuku: "?!! Kacchan--"

Bakugo: "I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE YOU TAKE ALL THE CREDIT! GET OUT!"

Todoroki: "I'll back up Bakugo--get to the security office." *fires ice at Grunt 1*

Bakugo: "I DON'T NEED BACK--"

*Grunt 2 punches Bakugo in the face, knocking him through 3 trees and into a rose thorn bush*

Izuku: D:>

ochako: deku, let's go!!

Izuku: "...running* "Don't you dare lose, Kacchan! We still have a fighting match when this is over!"

Bakugo: *leaps up out of the bushes, a rose held between his teeth as he smiles demonically* "COUNT ON IT!" *slams a fireball punch at Grunt 2*

grunt 1: where do you think YOU'RE goin', brats?!

Todoroki: *ice wall* "Away from you, reprobate." *then sends a fireball at Grunt 1's head*

grunt 1: !!!

-FWOOM-

*the fireball disappears*

Todoroki: "???"

*suddenly, snow is falling on him*

Todoroki: *looks up* "...Wait...He doesn't _cut_ space. He--"

Grunt 2: *tackles Todoroki, ripping his jacket in the process*

grunt 1: space displacement, baby!

Bakugo: "Displace this!" *fires bullet-shaped shots at the ceiling*

grunt 1: dafuq you doin?!

*something is creaking loudly above...before lighting fixtures on the ceiling fall towards Grunt 1*

grunt 1: ..... 0_0 mother-

*CRASH*

Grunt 2: "BRO!" *growls, rushes at Todoroki*

Todoroki: "Wait..." *turns around* "It's not space displacement if he is storing up all that space...That means our attacks from earlier will--"

*fireballs get released, slamming into Grunt 2*

ochako: woo-hoo!

Todoroki: "..." *small smile*

melissa: hurry, the elevator!

Izuku: *rushes inside*

eijiro: go on without me, im trapped.

Bakugo: "YOU IDIOT! YOU'RE HARD! GO SOFT AND YOU'LL GET OUT OF THE WALL!"

eijiro:.. oh... oops. ^^;

jirou: *glares at mineta and kaminari* NOT. A. WORD.

Mineta: "I WASN'T THINKING AT ALL!"

momo: what else is new?

Mineta: T~T

Mei: *limps into the elevator* "Jeez--I just wanted to get to the reception! Why are there thugs everywhere?"

melissa: allow us to fill you in.

-she explains the situation-

Mei: "Oh, wowie! Then you're going to need to get more than just security!" *pulls out something from her purse*

melissa: ??

*it looks like a radio communicator*

melissa: oh!

Mei: "They are obviously listening in on all communications, so we need to jam it!!!"

jirou: and how do we do that?

Mei: "A POWER SOURCE!" *holds up an iPhone charger* "...CRAP! I MEANT TO BRING A USB-C!"

jirou:....*looks at kaminari*

kaminari: alright, i'll do it. FOR THE FANGIRLS! lay it on me!

Mineta: TwT "Make us proud, buddy."

Izuku: ^^;;;

Todoroki: -_- "Just shove the electrical cord in your mouth already."

kaminari: im sorry wha-

Mei: *hands the cable to him* "Okay, who's going to send out the message?"

momo: i'll do it.

Mei: "Okay--not sure how far the signal goes, so keep it short, then I'll put it on a loop."

momo: alright.

Mei: *pushes a button*

momo: attention, i-island's HQ is under attack, we need security backup!

-elsewhere-

Tokoyami: *listening on the hotel room's clock radio* "?!"

mashirao: *getting out of the shower* what is it?

Tokoyami: "Yaoyorozu somehow hacked a local radiowave and is sending a message--" *stands up* "I-Island is under attack."

mashirao: !!!

-elsewhere-

Hagakure: "D'aw, my phone reception is out!"

mina: HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK!!

tsuyu: what is it?

mina: listen to this! *playing the radio*

Hagakure: "The radio, Tsu!"

tsuyu: !! what do we do? we dont have hero licenses yet...

Hagakure: "But that doesn't stop us from looking around, does it?"

mina: hagakure, i dont know what expression you're making, but i have a bad feeling about it.

-elsewhere-

prisha: *helping to repair GET and WASHU*

MEDI: incoming radio transmission! *playing the message*

Kepuri: "I got their backups downloaded..." *plugs from her wrist-watch into GET and WASHU*

toru: mama?

chie: *still in shock*

Hani: "...Doctor, who is that talking on that radio transmission?"

prisha: i-i dont know, but she sounds like mrs nanami.

Emine: *passed out on a cot, a blood pack by their side*

remina: *still out cold*

Tool: "..." *steps through the hole in the wall* "Kepuri, I'm heading out."

Kepuri: "?!!! Now's not the time for some macho-head bullshit!"

Tool: "That radio said they need help--and I'm useless here." *climbs down with his pick-axe*

prisha: ...

Agate: "..." *groans* "Wait up!"

-elsewhere-

*Security Robots are rolling through the streets*

Sero: *waves down a Bot* "Help! Our friends are in trouble!"

-someone pokes their head out-

Security Bot: "???" *looks over the scenery...a small glitch appears...everything goes red* "...YES. HOW MAY I HELP?"

Sero: "We just heard some radio signal about an attack on the HQ here! We're trying to get someone to go there! Can you help--"

*The Bot's eyes turn red*

rikido: uh-oh

Sero: ._.; ("Oooooooh, I've seen enough movies to know this is bad...") *tapes away before--*

kouda: >~<;;

Bot: *sends out a taser where Sero stood*

Sero: "RUN!"

kouda: WAAAHHHH!!!! >A<;;

*Bots around I-Island start turning red, chasing after bystanders*

Bot: "HALT. UNAUTHORIZED USE OF QUIRK ON PROHIBITED GROUNDS!"

Sero: "When you're trying to tase me, it's hardly unwarranted use!"

bystander: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!

bystander 2: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

bystander 3: so they DO glow in the dark!

Bystander 4: "REALLY?! YOU HAVE TO BRING THAT UP NOW?!!!"

bystander 3: glow in the dark stuff is hella cool.

Bot: *keeps running into Rikido...which is pathetic as it's not knocking him over*

kouda: *shaking*

Bot 2: "RETURN TO YOUR HOMES. EVERYTHING IS FINE." *giant metallic carving appendages come out, as the Bot rolls towards bystanders*

rikido: !!!!

Sero: "!!! Kouda! Ants!"

-WHIP SLASH-

Sero: *tapes up 2 bots before they can shock him*

kouda: ?!?!

???: *has slashed some of the bots with a whip* ....

Sero: "Wow..."

???: shhh, you didnt see me, i wasnt here. *runs*

Sero: ._.;

rikido: i-i think that was a vigilante.

Sero: "Given everything else on this island, not surprised?"

-elsewhere-

Hagakure: "EEEEEEEEK!" *picks up a room service plates, smashing it over a Hotel Bot's head*

Hotel Bot: "RETURN TO YOUR ROOMS, *OR DIIIIIIIIIIE!*"

tsuyu: come on, this way!

mina: AND I THOUGHT THAT VACATION TO HONOLULU WAS SCARY! LONG STORY!

Hagakure: *flings the plate at a Bot, running after Tsuyu* "This is crazy!"

tsuyu: right now, the best idea is to find the others and make a plan.

Hagakure: "How?! Phone signals are jammed by whoever is doing this! Where would everyone have gone to right now?"

mina: HQ! the big old tower! that was totally yaomomo's voice on the radio! and that's where she is!

Hagakure: T~T "This is not how I wanted to go to the party!"

*THUMP THUMP THUMP*

Hagakure: Q____Q *turns around* "?!!!! WHAT THE--"

*It's a giant soda machine...that starts firing soda cans*

mina: HEAD TO THE STAIRS! I THINK I GOT A PLAN!

Hagakure: *follows*

-elsewhere-

Bakugo: "So it's just across the power grid station, up a few more floors, and we're there, right?"

melissa: yeah, just past the power grid, and we'll be there soon.

jirou:.....you know. 'girl from ipanema' really isnt fitting the mood right now.

Todoroki: "...When this is over, I'm complaining to the travel agent."

*thump...thump...*

*ding*

-the door opens-

BOTS: *RED EYES OF DEATH*

Iida: "... ... ..." *frantically pressing the 'Door Close button'*

kaminari: wrong floor.

*One Bot shoves appendages into the doors, ripping them open*

kaminari: *SCREEEEEEEEEEAM*

Mineta: D8> "Didn't you hear the man--wrong floor!"

Bakugo: "FUCK THIS! Kirishima, Icy-Hot!"

Todoroki: *icicle through the Bot*

kirishima: you got it! *hardens arms*

Bots: *rush at them into the elevator*

Izuku: "Jump!"

Bots: *swarm into the elevator*

Mei: *crawling over them* "Bad babies! BAD BABIES!"

melissa: !!!

ochako: *gravity tossing the others*

Bots: *all down the hallway, rolling towards them*

jirou: *phone jacks one of them*

Mineta: Q____Q "I CAN'T DO THINGS LIKE THIS!" *runs...into the men's room*

ochako: *floating the others to a higher level*

Izuku: *Full Cowl punching--and notices his fist* "?!!!" ("The gauntlet...I'm not feeling any pain! It's moderating my power output!")

ochako: *trying to hold herself together, but shaking*

jirou: yaomomo! get us a grappling hook!

momo: you got it!

Mei: *shifting through her purse* "No." *tosses out some makeup* "No." *tosses out a pocket mirror* "Ah! Here it is!"

melissa: *looks*

momo: done!

Mei: "We need some distance back there, so..." *tosses a smoke bomb behind them*

-BOOM-

momo: everyone grab on!

Mei: OwO; "Maybe I made it too powerful--":

Izuku: "Wait--we left Mineta back on that floor!"

Todoroki: *grabs on*

Iida: *grabs onto Momo*

ochako: g-guys, i dont think i can hold much more...

momo: >///< *shoots at a higher guard rail*

Todoroki: "Ochako..." *grabs her hand*

ochako: t-thanks.

jirou: everyone's on!

*they're pulled up...*

Bakugo: "WATCH WHERE YOU'RE TOUCHING!"

Izuku: "S-Sorry!"

eijiro: WEEEEE!!!

melissa: i think i lost my high heels!

*below them in the smoke are hundreds of blinking red lights...but now they are at a higher level*

jirou: ah crap.

Mei: "D'aw..."

Iida: "We can't afford to linger. Let's keep moving. Anyone unable to continue?"

momo: we're almost there!

jirou: tch- BAKUGOU GIVE US A BOOST!

*sign: Power Station, turn right*

Bakugo: "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" *aims--and fires*

momo: WOOOOAH!!!

Iida: "Recipro...Burst!"

Mei: *face pulled back*

ochako: @~@ i think im gonna pass out!

kaminari: OHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!

Todoroki: *catches her*

*the door to the Power Grid is quickly approaching...*

-they made it!-

ochako: release!

Izuku: "!!!" *aims...and punches through the door*

*they all crash on the ledge over the power generators...*

melissa: come on, hurry!

ochako: *woozy* ugh...

Izuku: *face-down on the floor* *muffled* "C-Coming..."

Mei: *looking at the generators* "Hmm...Best be careful--don't want to touch the coils."

eijiro: *looks around*

*Iida picks up the door, while Todoroki and Bakugo fuse it shut behind them*

jirou: well, we're all here.

Izuku: "...Most of us..."

jirou: well everyone of any importance is here.

*CLANK...CLANK...CLANK...CLANK*

momo: ?!

*something is whirring up...*

*it...looks like a giant walking cyclone machine?!*

jirou: oh come on!

*more Security Bots roll around it*

Todoroki: "...We're not all going to be able to continue beyond this point. Some of us will need to make an escape for the next hall while we hold it back."

melissa: just dont break any of the servers.

Iida: "Those with speed and knowledge should move ahead: Hatsume, Melissa, Izuku, Momo, myself. Can the rest of you stay back to hold down this beast?"

ochako: i-i'll try.

Bakugo: *glares at Iida and Melissa* "So, beat the thing up, but not wreck the servers. Gee, you're making this so easy for us..."

Todoroki: "We'll trap it and attack it without damaging the servers. Now go!"

jirou: take ochako with you!

Iida: "???"

jirou: she's not looking well, and i think she'll be safer with you guys.

Izuku: *nods* *picks up Ochako*

Todoroki: "...Stay safe."

ochako: im gonna take a lil snooze, 'zat ok?

momo: come on, let's go!

Bakugo: "DON'T WIMP OUT ON US, URARAKA! I BETTER SEE YOU WHEN THIS IS OVER!"

Izuku: *follows*

eijiro: think fast guys! here it comes!

Whirlwind Bot: *inhales...and blasts at Eijiro and company*

-elsewhere-

grunt: ey wolfram, we got someone out front.

Wolfram: "???" *looks*

mina: *in a dominos uniform* pizza delivery! ^w^

Wolfram: "...Which one of you stooges ordered pizza?"

grunt 2: not me, im vegan.

Grunt 3: ._.; "I-I might have? I'm hypoglycemic and have short-term memory."

Wolfram: -_-# "Go down there, kill her, and take the pizza. I got to keep Shield and his partner on track."

-elsewhere-

Child: *crying*

mother: it's ok, sweetie.

Bot: "GET BACK." *approaching the mother and child*

mother: !!! *shielding her child*

Bot: *releases a taser--*

*SLASH*

*something scoops up the mother and child*

mother: !?!

*GLITTERY BLAST*

*The Bot goes flying like a rainbow*

Tokoyami: *using Dark Shadow to lift mother and child* "It is okay now. We are here."

mashirao: aoyama!

Aoyama: "Bonjour! What a mess this is turning out to be."

mashirao: so now what do we do?

*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

Tokoyami: "Keep these machines back and get civilians back into safe spaces."

mashirao: right!

-elsewhere-

agate: and just where are you going?

Tool: "These robots...They're screaming. It's getting on my nerves. I'm going to give them a nap."

agate: i dont hear any screaming.

Tool: "I'm a kappa. I lived in a garbage dump. Since then, I don't really hear living things talking...but I can hear the feelings of inanimate objects..."

agate: oh, so robots are automatically just objects?

Tool: "...You ever talk to the soul of an object? The soul of a robot?"

agate:...well, no-

Tool: "I have. Robots have souls. And these robots' souls are screaming in pain because someone is taking them over...just like before."

agate:.....

Tool: "...That doctor. Is she your parent or something?"

agate: she did build me, yes. but she built me to act as a companion....considering who her grandfather was, she was often looked down upon and viewed as an evil person. but she's nothing like her grandfather at all. she just wants to help people and make them happy.

Tool: "...Her grandfather?"

agate: vladimir renfield. he created various robot monsters, some of which were used in a terrorist attack on the kiraragi starship. since then, the renfield name has been blackened in the scientific community. so that's why when she received an invite to i-island, she was so overjoyed and ecstatic.

Tool: "...I'm sorry this happened."

agate: we cant change the past, that's why we have to make the future better.

Tool: "..." *clenches his fist around his weapon* "I'm going to find those Fear Factory freaks, save my friends...and slash through anyone who gets in my way."

agate: ...

-elsewhere-

mina: *tapping her foot*

Grunt 3: "Um, hi? My pizza?"

mina: yep! want to see it just to make sure we got it right?

Grunt 3: "Ah, good call. 'Cause this one time I ordered pineapple and--" *leans forward*

-MACE'D-

Grunt 3: X_X *collapses*

mina: he's down! go go!

tsuyu: *runs in*

Hagakure: "I cannot believe that worked..."

mina: i dont know how you got the costume and the pizza box, but we'll worry about that later!

Hagakure: ^^;

-elsewhere-

melissa: just a little further now.

Izuku: *following*

Mei: "Once we get in there, can you shut down where they're holding your dad?"

melissa: i think so. oh, and thanks for the sneakers, momo.

momo: no problem.

Izuku: "Ochako? You holding up okay?"

ochako: i-i think so. i dont feel as dizzy now.

Mei: *shiny eyes* "I might be able to help with that~"

ochako: ._. um-

Mei: *pulls out a headband*

ochako: what's that? ._.;;

Mei: Cranial equilibrium modification apparatus...prototype. It helps you with feeling wheezy while going all gravity!"

ochako: oh, cool!

momo: how very convenient.

Mei: *puts it on*

ochako: how does it look?

momo:...well the color matches the dress at least. ^^;

Izuku: ^^ "Stylish, but what do I know."

Iida: -_-

Izuku: "!!! There's the last turn--"

villain: where do you think you're going?

Izuku: "...No..."

ochako: OH COME ON!

villain: you're not going any further than here.

Iida: "We've come too far to be held back!"

melissa: why are you even doing this?!

villain:...we all have our reason....mine is that my daughter is being held prisoner by the mastermind...and if i dont get this done, i'll never see her again.

Izuku: "?!!! That's still no reason! What if we could help you?"

villain: why would you help a villain?

Izuku: "Because it's what a hero should do."

villain: ......you're really naive. *attacks*

Izuku: "!!!" *dodges, running along the wall before bouncing off of it* "I'm sorry for this..." *swings his fist--*

-the villain's body becomes liquified and dodges the punch-

Izuku: "?!!!"

villain: you underestimate how far a parent will go for their child's sake.

Izuku: ("Liquid quirk...Could evaporate or compromise solidity? Perhaps with speed--") *trying to dodge*

villain: *solidifies*

Izuku: "Iida! Get around them! Momo! What you got?"

momo: im thinking of something!

Izuku: *slammed into the wall* "GRK!"

Iida: *trying to out-race projectiles*

ochako: ARE WE BEING SHOT AT RIGHT NOW?

Mei: *aims* "Locked on!" *fires a small pellet from a slingshot, which hits a projectile--immediately covering it in foam, sticking it to the wall* "BULLSEYE!"

villain: ?!

*the foam is growing along the wall and floor*

Death the Kid: Mei: "My Dynamic Expanding Foam Expansion Anti-flammable Tactile Emergency Deterrent or as I call it, 'DEFEATED'!" *smiles at Melissa*

villain: and how is _that_ to stop me?

Mei: "Ever get gum in your hair?"

villain: ??

*the foam starts crawling towards the Villain*

villain: ?!!!

*the foam climbs up the Villain's legs*

Mei: "Hee hee hee--SUCCESS!"

villain: !!!!

Mei: "Now stay there! We have to get around you..."

-elsewhere-

mina: *peeks past a corner*

*seems to be guards standing with rifles...*

mina: hmmm.

Hagakure: "I could sneak around--but I don't know whether they have a visual quirk to see through my invisibility."

mina: anyone else got any ideas?

tsuyu: *looking around*

*looks to be a fire alarm right behind him...not within arm reach, but maybe frog-tongue reach...*

tsuyu: im gonna try something. *focusing*

Hagakure: "???"

tsuyu: *her skin seems camouflaged?*

Hagakure: *gasps*

mina: neato!

tsuyu: *reaching for the fire alarm with her tongue*

Guard: *snorts* *looks around*

-pull-

*BEE-WOO BEE-WOO*

Guard: "?!!!" *looking around* "Fire? Fire!"

guard 2: oh shit!

Guard 1: "Let's get to a spot of the building where the alarms aren't going off!"

-elsewhere-

Todoroki: *shielding his face, as his ice blasts are blown back at him* "GRK!"

Bakugo: "Damn it! I'm barely putting a dent in its armor!"

kaminari: how many of these guys are there?!

Todoroki: "The curses of automation..."

Whirlwind Robot: *inhales...*

Bakugo: "... ... ...Well, if you can't fight it from outside..." *pushes Kaminari into the Whirlwind Robot's suction*

kaminari: HEY HEY HEY HEY!!! D8

Whirlwind Robot: *sucks in Kaminari...then starts shorting out* O_____O *GLITCH GLITCH*

jirou: ?!?!?

Whirlwind Robot: *WRRRRRRRR--*

*It explodes, producing a tornado in the room, sucking in all the robots...*

Sentry Bot: "ERROR. ERROR. THIS SUCKS--"

*CRASH*

eijiro: KAMINARI?!

kaminari: *face planted on the ground*......ow.

Bakugo: *ducking to avoid falling robots* "He's fine--he's got a hard head."

jirou: guess we better hurry.

Todoroki: *produces an ice slide* "Let's move."

-elsewhere-

Tokoyami: *holding the crying baby awkwardly* ._.;;; "How...do you deal with these things?"

rikido: you have to support the head, like this.

Tokoyami: "O-Okay?"

Dark Shadow: *holding the baby's rattle*

baby: bah...baba ^o^

Dark Shadow: "Yay..."

Sero: "Guys!" *waves* "What's been going on here?"

-elsewhere-

ochako: are we just about there yet?

Iida: "Straight ahead! That leaves the last set of stairs..."

momo: right!

melissa: *running*

Mei: *looking at readings on her wristwatch* "And it looks like we'll have some help--I got 2 heat signatures following us! Must be Icy Hot and Kacchan!"

ochako: that's good.

*the floor is rumbling*

Mei: ^w^ "Aw, Kacchan is excited to fight."

Izuku: "...I don't think that's Kacchan--"

*something explodes under the stairs, bringing them down*

ochako: WOAH!

melissa: AH!

Mei: O_O; "...Jeez, I knew he was violent, but gosh darn."

Iida: *looks* "...!!! Everyone, get down!"

*a fireball, shaped like a bird, flies at them*

ochako: EEP!

*the flames dissipate, revealing...*

Villain: *walks through the flames, seemingly unharmed, staring harshly at the students*

ochako: OH COME ON!

Villain: "You will not pass. Your journey, and your lives, end here." *holds up her forearm, lighting it on fire as the faces of birds seem to be screaming off of it*

ochako: ._.;;

momo: !!!!

Izuku: "This is bad...We're already at our limits. And we're so close!"

Mei: *shaking her purse* "I'm running out of babies..."

ochako: *gulp* ideas?

Iida: "...I think it's time for something reckless."

Villain: *drops flames along the floor, blocking any access underneath the command tower*

momo: !! *summoning a cannon*

Villain: "What? Is that tiny thing supposed to scare me?"

momo: *fires*

Villain: *smiles, sending her firebird forward again--*

ochako: *gravitying izuku and melissa up to the door*

Izuku: "??!! Ochako!"

ochako: go!

Izuku: "..." *nods*

Villain: "No, you don't." *sends flamebird up--*

momo: *fires again*

Villain: *dodges, running swiftly around the blast and towards Momo...smirks*

momo: !!!!

Villain: "Versatile...But not a very powerful Quirk, is it? What use are you, child?"

momo: more than you'd think. *summons fire extinguisher*

Villain: "?!"

melissa: almost there!

Izuku: "Let me give us a push..." *charging up Full Cowl*

*something whirring sounds like it is behind them...*

melissa: *looks*

*it's drones and flying Sentries...*

melissa: !!!

???: "FOR THE FANGIRLS!!!"

*plunger'ed*

*a Sentry now has a toilet plunger sticking off its 'face'*

Sentry: ._.;

melissa: ?!?!?

momo: -A-; you have to be kidding me.

*It's...Mineta?! Strapped with...toilet paper on his belt like weapons and...holding plungers*

Mineta: "YOU THOUGHT I WOULD JUST RUN AWAY!" *aims grape balls and toilet paper* "I'LL BONDAGE YOU UP RIGHT NOW!"

Izuku: -_-; "...Let's just get up to the command tower..."

Sentry: "..." >_< "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"

melissa: ._.

Mineta: "...I didn't think this far through the plan, BUT I'M STILL GOING TO RUB MY BALLS ALL OVER YOU STUPID KILL-BOTS! DIE!!!" *flinging his balls at the bots*

*the Sentries are still swarming...*

Villain: *brushing extinguisher off of her* "Like I needed just my quirk to stop you..." *steps up to Momo, cracking her knuckles*

momo: !!

Villain: *fist flies--*

*BOOM*

ochako: ?!

Bakugo: *slams out of the floor, slamming his fist into the Villain's jaw* "OUT OF MY WAY!!!"

*an ice bridge flies up, freezing the sentries*

Todoroki: *half of his body is on fire, his suit half-burned off*

ochako: GUYS!

jirou: yo.

kaminari: =w= huehehe~

Mineta: "??? He shocked himself stupid again?" *pumping a plunger on the robot, ripping off its shielding*

jirou: you're alive. how dissapointing.

Mineta: -_-# "D'aw, I missed you too." *tosses a roll of toilet paper at her*

-elsewhere-

Wolfram: *watching security cameras* "Why are a bunch of children mopping the floor with my troops?"

grunt: wait a sec, i recognize some of those kids, they're UA students!

Wolfram: "..." *sneers* "Should've figured."

grunt: what now?

Wolfram: "...Dr. Shield still in the vault?"

grunt: yeah, why?

Wolfram: "We're getting the package and leaving..."

-elsewhere-

sam: ....

David: *counting through cabinets* "Hmm...Ah! Here."

sam: thank god.

David: *nods* "Our ride waiting for us?"

sam: yeah.

David: *sighs* "It'll be worth it...This will restore All Might to greatness."

melissa: DAD!

David: "??!"

melissa: oh thank god you're alive.

sam: h-how on earth did you get here?

Izuku: *fast-talking rambling* "I-I'm sorry! We made sure to keep Melissa safe! But she's here now to help get control back for the tower! We don't have a lot of time to explain. We have to get out of here before those villains get here. Don't worry, we'll protect you."

sam:.....

David: "Y-You can't be here--not yet. ...Come on, Melissa, we're leaving."

melissa: dad? what's going on?

David: "Melissa, please--we can't stay here, not once they find this missing..."

melissa: what are you talking about?

David: "..." *sighs* "You deserve to know...My funding's been cut."

melissa: ?!?

David: *holding the case close to himself* "Toshinori...Your uncle...His will is dying."

melissa: w-what...?

Izuku: "?! Dr-Dr Shield, I don't think--"

David: "He's losing his Quirk. The Symbol of Peace...will soon be no more. Not without this!" *opens the case, showing a headset*

melissa: !!!!

Izuku: *noticing a sticker on the case: "DANGEROUS--PROHIBITED TECHNOLOGY"* "?!! Doctor--Is that some weapon?"

David: "No! No...Sam and I developed this Quirk enhancement device..." *small laugh* "A way to augment one's inherit abilities, to rejuvenate...To let All Might be reborn!"

melissa: but i thought the villain-

David: *shakes his head* "An actor. One we hired to distract the I-Island executives and security long enough to retrieve this tech before they kept it locked away forever."

Izuku: "..." *serious frown*

melissa:....h-how could you? risking innocent people for this?! the papa i know would never do that!

David: "Melissa...I'm doing this for the world. We can't afford...to lose anyone else."

melissa: that doesnt justify-

Wolfram: "It more than justifies." *walks in between Melissa and Izuku*

Izuku: "?!!!"

melissa: ?!?!?!

Wolfram: "The helicopter is waiting. Let's get a move on." *grabs Melissa by the arm, squeezing* "We'll get you out of here, dearie."

melissa: *winces and steps on his foot*

Wolfram: "..." *grabs her by the chin* "Behave yourself, girl."

David: "!!! Hey! Let her go!"

sam: this wasnt part of the deal, wolfram!

David: "Yes! This is just an act! It's--"

*SNAP*

David: "?!" *looks down to see a metal brace put around his neck*

Wolfram: "...Come along, doc." *squeezes his hand, as the brace shrinks around David's neck*

melissa: !!! DAD!!

sam: *takes the suitcase* here, just take the helmet, just let them go!

Wolfram: "Hmm..." *takes the suitcase* "Thank you. Let's deal with your payment--"

David: *gasping* "Pay-Payment? Sam...Did you sell me out?!"

sam: dont we deserve fame and money for this tech? we worked on this together, yet YOU got the lead credit! im DONE being in your shadow sir!

David: *lying on his side in pain* "Sam...This wasn't for me. It was for All Might..."

Wolfram: "I'll be sure to let him know that. Now hurry up--I need the head scientist on this to come with me."

sam: I. WORKED. ON. THIS. TOO!!

Izuku: *stunned...looking around* ("Metal quirk...Metal everywhere...One wrong move, and he'll kill Dr. Shield...What do I do...") *looks at his gauntlet* "..."

Wolfram: -_-; "You're seriously going to whine like this the entire trip, aren't you?" *sighs* *aims his gun at Sam's chest--and fires 3 times*

sam: !!! *stumbles, blood dripping from his mouth before he collapses*

David: "?!!! SAM!" *stares at Wolfram*

melissa: *shaking*

Izuku: "You bastard!" *throwing a punch* "DAKOTA SMAAAAA--"

*braces wrap around Izuku, covering his mouth and pulling his limbs back with a POP*

Izuku: *muffled scream, like he feels his shoulder pop*

melissa: *frozen in terror, tears falling*

Wolfram: *hurls David over his shoulder, picks up the suitcase* "You're out of your league, kid." *stares at Melissa* "..." *holsters his gun* "Not even worth it. Say 'bye' to your dad, girlie." *starts to walk away--*

melissa: no....please....

Wolfram: *imitating* " 'No, please.' Ha...Quirkless brat. What good are freaks like you?"

Izuku: *shaking in the braces...they are starting to snap as Full Cowl takes effect...*

melissa: *looks* !!! (is....is that...?)

Wolfram: "???" *turns--*

*the braces snap off, slamming into Wolfram but not David*

Wolfram: "???!"

Izuku: *not a word, as his fist slams into Wolfram's stomach...*

Wolfram: *coughs up blood...before he goes sailing into cabinets of inventions*

David: *goes flying up--before landing in Izuku's arms*

melissa: DAD!

David: "Melissa..."

Izuku: *pants...stares shocked* "..." *smiles* "Melissa! The polymer! It really--"

*An entire cabinet smashes Izuku in the face, knocking him down, and David with him*

melissa: !!!!!!

Wolfram: *standing up...marches forward, multiple metallic objects swirling around him* "..." *looks up* "..." *lifts a hand, squeezing it...the room starts shaking--before a hole rips in the ceiling*

David: *groans*

Wolfram: *picks up David...and the floor beneath them cracks and explodes up, letting Wolfram leap to the rooftop with his hostage*

Izuku: "!!!" *looking down, as the floor has cracked so much it's going to drop completely* "!!!" *his nose is bleeding...he leaps across the growing chasm towards Melissa*

melissa: !!!!!!!!!!!

Izuku: *catches Melissa...but he's already falling* "!!! Hold on!" ("I got to time this just right...") *he uses One for All to time his leaps across the debris until he can get back to the entrance of the vault--before the vault collapses behind them* "...Melissa...I'm going to get your dad back. And you need to get control of the security system!"

melissa: *shaking*

Izuku: "..." *gets down to her level* "Melissa...Please. You're the only one who knows how the security system here works. We can do this--we're going to save your dad. And if you can get into security, we can get All Might to help..."

melissa:....o...ok....

Izuku: "..." *nods* "I'll be right back." *looks up at the ceiling* "..." *cringes* "This is going to hurt..." *leaps--and smashes through 3 floors to the rooftop..."

-elsewhere-

mina: i think that's the security room.

Hagakure: "Yep--the monitors in there look very security-esque..." *looks inside* "Where is everyone?"

tsuyu: *looks around*

*there are video feeds all over, showing the students inside fighting Villains and robots*

tsuyu: !!! look!

Hagakure: "!!! Oh no...They're getting demolished out there!"

mina: what do we do??!!

Hagakure: "I don't know--this is beyond just a typing class! Why can't they put the kill switch as some big red button?!"

mina: i dont know!

Thug: "FREEZE!" *aims a gun at the trio*

mina: OH SHI-

tsuyu: !!!

Hagakure: *puts up her hands...as much of them as can be seen in her shirt* "...Hi. We're lost. Can you direct us to the ladies' room~?"

Thug: *click* "Against the wall."

mina: *gulp*

Hagakure: -_-; *looks around* "..." *manages to grab a coffee mug, tucks it into her pocket before moving to the wall* "We won't tell anyone!"

Thug: "I know...We're all going to sit here and relax until Boss gives the order to let you go..."

mina: cant we at least get a phone call?

tsuyu: we dont want our families to worry about us.

Thug: "Can't allow that. Besides, cell reception is still down, so what would you even say to them?"

mina: say, do you like movies?

Thug: "...I mean, I guess?"

Hagakure: *sneaks her hand back in her pocket...*

mina: oh cool! what kind of movies do you like?

Thug: "...I mean, the usual...I was hoping to see the new Space Wars prequel...Then boss pulled me into this."

mina: there's a NEW prequel? i havent heard that!

tsuyu: are you talking about the ghostly menace? because that one's been out for a while now.

Thug: "...Okay, I'm going to be real with you: boss over-works me so much, I haven't had a chance to go out to the movies in months."

mina: must be tough. say! if you let us go, we'll hook you up with some movie tickets, sound good, fam?

Thug: "R-Really? ...Let me see them."

tsuyu: our friend has them.

mina: totally! give 'em to 'im, toru-chan!

Hagakure: "...You really want them?"

Thug: "Yes! Give it to me!"

Hagakure: "..." *shrugs* "Okay!" *pulls something out of her pocket*

Thug: ^w^

*SLAM*

Thug: X__X *a broken mug over his head*

Hagakure: *pats her hands* "Well, that's that!"

mina: aaand he's out. let's try and figure this thing out.

Hagakure: "Ooooo! A microphone..."

security system: please enter the passcode.

mina: um...ravioli ravioli please free the hero-olies?

security: ACCESS DENIED.

*the door slams open*

Mei: "LADIES!" *holds up a USB stick* "LET'S RUN THROUGH ALL THE PASSCODE COMBINATIONS!"

mina: oh boy.

Hagakure: -3- "Yay..."

tsuyu: be careful...

Mei: "It's fine! What's the worst that can happen--" *plugs in the USB stick*

-BWEEEP BWEEEEP BWEEEEP-

-COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM-

mina: *SCREAMING*

Mei: *head-banging*

tsuyu: Q~Q kerooo…

melissa: what is going on here?

Mei: "??? Hey! You finally got here!"

melissa: how did you-

mina: pizza delivery.

melissa: nevermind, now isnt the time for that, for now, we need to unlock the security system.

Mei: "You know the code?"

melissa: *typing it in*

Mei: OwO "Amazing."

-it worked!-

Mei: OwO "Amazing."

-it worked!-

-meanwhile-

Lackey 1: "So I said, 'Honey, the color does not work.'"

All Might: *straining under the constraints when--*

*CLICK*

All Might: "..." *loosens his arms* "..." ("I'm almost at my limit...But I can't rescue Dave until--")

X: leave this to us!

Lackey 1: "?!!" *calling into walkie talkie* "The constraints are loose! What's going on in secur--"

-WHACK-

Lackey 1: X_X

All Might: “THANK YOU! STAND BACK!" *leaps up through the ceiling*

-elsewhere-

Wolfram: *shoves David into the helicopter* "Tie him up."

grunt: got it, boss.

David: "This wasn't the deal! You can't--"

Wolfram: "Shut up. You made this. You knew you were told not to. And now...Now, you've unlocked the next advancement, the new evolution..."

*the helicopter lifts up...then something shakes it*

grunt 2: uhhh sir?

Wolfram: *looks out the window* "?! A cling-on!"

Izuku: *hanging on for dear life* "PUT THE HELICOPTER DOWN!"

grunt: *shooting*

Izuku: "!!!" *shoves his feet into the skids, hanging upside down* ("This needs to work...") *before lifting, grabbing the other skids, and tossing himself up and into the door of the helicopter--then slamming into the grunt*

grunt: OOF!

Izuku: "*grabs David* "Let's go--"

Wolfram: *slams a fist into Izuku's face, as he's wearing brass knuckles to increase the force, sending Izuku flying out of the helicopter...and down towards the ground*

Izuku: *barely conscious* "Wh-Wha...!!!" *looks down* ("OH GOD THE GROUND IS COMING AT ME!!!")

-a mattress appears below him-

Izuku: *soft landing* "UMPH! ..." ._. "Where did this--?"

momo: midoriya!

Izuku: "!!! Guys! Dr. Shield is in that 'copter!"

ochako: *jumps up with gravity*

Wolfram: "!!! Keep going! Get higher!"

ochako: oh no you dont!

Todoroki: "Ochaco!" *forms an ice path*

ochako: thanks! *sliding along it and jumps off with momentum*

Wolfram: "Higher--higher!"

ochako: *grabs on*

Wolfram: "?!" *aims the gun at her--*

ochako: *focusing*

grunt: uhhh, boss?

Wolfram: "?!!! What's that rattling..."

-PANG-

grunt: OH FUCK!!

ochako: release!

-the copter begins to plummet-

ochako: *grabs david and jumps, using gravity*

Wolfram: *trying to hold the copter's remains together with his metal quirk...then he spots the headband* "!!!"

David: *screaming*

Iida: "Get ready to retrieve the civilian."

momo: right!

*the helicopter crashes to the ground in a fire far away*

ochako: release!

Iida: "Easy, sir. You're safe now..."

David: *shudders*

melissa: DAD!

David: "M-Melissa..." *runs up to her...*

melissa: *hug*

David: *hugs* "I'm sorry...I got so wrapped up. They were right--this tech could be duplicated. But I'm so glad you're safe."

melissa:......

Izuku: *small smile* "We better get back to let the others know what happened."

David: "...I..." *nods* "Okay. I'll--"

*SPLURT*

David: *SCREAMS*

melissa: !!!!!

*metal rebar has pierced David's leg*

Mineta: Q___Q "Guys? Something big is coming out of the fiery helicopter mess..."

ochako: !!!

*a hulking mess of assembled parts marches through the fire...the flames just roll over him...he looks like a patchwork of different skins, muscles, metals...It's a hulking, almost mutant-looking version of Wolfram*

Izuku: "?!!! What happened to him?! H-His quirk was metal manipulation--wasn't it?!"

melissa: *looks* !!! the headgear!

Wolfram: *chuckles...it sounds like animalistic braying, his pupils rectangular in shape* "The achievements of modern technology..." *taps the headband*

momo: brace yourselves everyone!

*Wolfram's torso ripples...before it opens like a mouth, as a tongue-like appendage whips out of it towards David, wrapping around him*

David: "?!!!"

mina: WHAT THE FUCK?!?

*Wolfram's torso-tongue pulls David in, locking him in his chest cavity...his screams are heard...then muffled*

Wolfram: "Yes, Doc, calm down--we'll be home soon enough..." *prepares to leap away...*

kaminari: *SENDS AN ELECTRIC CHARGE AT HIM*

melissa: WAIT!

Wolfram: *holds out a metal fist, the electricity circling around his mitt...and quickening its speed...he sneers at Kaminari, aims...*

kaminari: !!!!!

Iida: "Kaminari!" *running* ("Damn--I'm too slow! I'm not going to make it!")

???: "DETROIT..."

kaminari: ??

All Might: *catches the electricity--and throws it back*

Wolfram: *absorbs the blow* "..." *sneers* "All Might...He'll be so happy."

All Might: "???"

ochako: ?!??!

All Might: "ENOUGH OF THIS, VILLAIN! WHERE'S DAVID?!!"

kaminari: the villain fucking vored him.

jirou: NOW ISNT THE TIME FOR JOKES, KAMINARI!

All Might: "...Young Midoriya...What is 'vore'?"

Izuku: >_<# "NOT NOW, SIR! THAT VILLAIN IS HOLDING DAVID INSIDE HIS CHEST CAVITY!"

All Might: "?! But he doesn't have a Quirk..."

Izuku: "He does! I mean, he has a magnetic quirk! But then he had all these other quirks when he put on Dr. Shield's Quirk amplification headset--"

All Might: "Quirk amplification what?"

Izuku: "--but the headset should only increase inherent Quirks, not _bestow_ Quirks! It's not like One--Er...It's not like anything I've ever seen!"

All Might: "..." ("Wait...Multiple quirks..The Nomu...Bestowing or taking away Quirks?!") "!!! STUDENTS! YOU ARE NOT TO BE HERE! GET BACK!"

momo: what's going on?!

Bakugo: "WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, SIR, FUCK THAT NOISE!" *charging up* "LET'S GET THIS BASTARD!"

*and then suddenly, the ground swallowed up Bakugo*

eijiro: KATSUKI!

Wolfram: *he's touching the ground, as it pulls dirt around the spot where Bakugo once stood*

All Might: "NO!" *rushes at Wolfram--*

Iida: "CHEST CAVITY, SIR! AIM FOR THE HEADBAND!"

All Might: "ROGER!" *skids to a stop, but his arm is pulled back, as his fist connects with Wolfram's head with a loud CRACK*

Bakugo: *under earth* *muffled yelling...you can see the sparks popping underneath...*

eijiro: hold on! we'll dig you out!

Izuku: *watching from afar* "Did he stop the villain..."

Wolfram: *head knocked back...then snaps his neck forward, headbutting All Might*

melissa: UNCLE MIGHT!

All Might: *goes sailing, crashing through a jutted wall*

Wolfram: "Oh, no, Number One Hero...HE'S NOT DONE WITH YOU!" *leaps after All Might, following him and wailing at him*

ochako: *throwing a piece of rubble* HEY! LEAVE HIM ALONE!

Wolfram: *the rubble hits him* "Hmph. I think we need to go somewhere more private..." *tosses All Might higher, resuming an air battle*

All Might: *getting pummeled*

mina: NOW WHAT DO WE DO?!

Wolfram: "You already know, don't you! What he did to me? He enhanced me! Gave me these beautiful powers, all so he could finally kill you, All Might! All for One gave it to me now!!!"

All Might: *struggling to get a hold of himself* "You...bastards...I'll end your evil...I'm rescuing David...AND YOU'RE GOING DOWN!" *wraps an arm around Wolfram's neck, slamming his fist repeatedly into his face*

Todoroki: "What if we encased both of them in ice?"

Iida: "Wouldn't that also harm All Might?"

Todoroki: "Look at him--he can handle it. ...Probably."

momo: maybe if i made...no-no that wont work...

Izuku: "What is it?"

momo: i considered a net gun, but im not sure how effective that would be.

Iida: "What kind of material would hold the villain..."

Izuku: *looks at the polymer* "If only you could duplicate this..."

melissa: could you?

momo: i'll need full details on how it would work...

Mei: "HEY, YOU GUYS!" *looking up* "IF MELISSA'S DAD IS INSIDE THE CHEST CAVITY...WHERE'S THE HEART?"

Izuku: "??? Hatsume, do you see--"

Mei: "ANSWER: IT'S STICKING OUT OF HIS BACK! AND IT'S SUPER GROSS!"

momo: !!! mei, do you still have your grappling hook?

Mei: "Is the large hadron collider capable of accelerating protons at 0.999999991 c? ...The answer is yes." *holds up the grappling hook*

mina: aim for the weak point!

Mei: *looks carefully...steadies her hand--* "WAIT! What if he falls? Who's going to catch him?"

Bakugo: *still underground, letting out a groan of fury*

tsuyu: i'll catch him.

Mei: "RIGHT! FIRE!!!" *shoots at the heart*

tsuyu: *running in*

Wolfram: "Say hello to your mentor in Hell!" *a blade shoots out of his wrist for All Might's throat--*

*BRIIIIIING*

Wolfram: *lets out a scream, as a pellet has struck through his heart*

All Might: *BROOKLYN STRIKE!* *his fist slams into Wolfram's face, causing the chest cavity to open up, David slipping out...*

tsuyu: *tongue out*

David: *unconscious...*

tsuyu: *mouth open* <he's still breathing>

momo: we need to get him out of here before he gets hurt even more.

Wolfram: *bleeding profusely, struggling to reach his back, screaming*

All Might: "I'm sorry...but this ends now..." *takes Wolfram by the face--and hurls him down into the debris...*

mina: *helping hold up david* this way sir.

David: *trying to follow*

All Might: *three-point landing* "..." *looks back* David...Melissa...You're safe now..."

momo: let's get him inside, then i'll make a stretcher.

Bakugo: *slams up out of the dirt, panting* "I COULDN'T BREATHE DOWN THERE!"

eijiro: you ok?

Bakugo: "I JUST SAID I COULDN'T BREATHE!"

Todoroki: "Yet you were screaming, so technically you were able to inhale--"

kaminari: is the villain-

Izuku: "..."

Iida: "Killing one is...not something we're all prepared for. But it was either him or--"

-rumble-

*the metal debris flies up into a giant ball*

Izuku: "?!!"

mina: come on doc, let's go!

David: *trying to follow--*

*an electrical cable circles around Mina's ankle, pulling her up*

mina: !!! *throws some acid on it*

jirou: !!! you son of a BITCH! *aims her earjacks*

*a vaguely human-shaped mass of metal appears, body-slamming Eijiro*

eijiro: GRK-

Bakugo: *blasting at metal golems* "Son of a crap!"

Iida: "!!!" *rushes for David and Melissa--*

*a giant metal hand emerges, reaching for Melissa and David*

melissa: !!! *trying to shield her father*

David: "!!! Melissa, no--"

*scooped up*

melissa: !!!

All Might: "NO!" *races* "TAKE MY HAND, NOW!" *reaches to them...*

melissa: *reaching out*

David: *pushes Melissa to All Might before the hand closes around him*

melissa: DAD!!

*the hand pulls into the earth--before a giant apparatus of metal and gears emerges, with the half-dead Wolfram in its center, clutching David*

kaminari: HOW IS HE NOT DEAD?!?!

Izuku: "...It's multiple quirks...I don't know how, but until every one of his quirks is broken, he's not going to die..."

Wolfram: *coughs up blood* "If I can't get this idiot back to him...I at least will go down in history as the man who killed All Might."

ochako: !!!! this is bad...

Todoroki: "I-Island metal like that in this building can withstand intense heat and cold...Even Kirishima's punches may not be enough...We have to keep any more metal from getting around him--Ochako, make it float away from him."

ochako: r-right! *touching as many metal pieces as she can*

All Might: "GIVE HIM BACK!" *rushes at Wolfram--only to freeze in place, as if he's lifted in the air*

melissa: !!!

All Might: "GRRK!" *pulled by telekinesis to Wolfram's face*

Wolfram: *smiles weakly* "What will it be like, to have your brain explode from the inside? Or perhaps...That old injury of yours needs a refresher--" *summons a beam--that he slams like a bat into All Might's side*

All Might: *SCREAMS*

Izuku: "!!!" *crouches--and leaps--*

melissa: !!!

Izuku: "I-ISLAND...SMASH!" *his fist collides with Wolfram's face, freeing All Might, as both he and Izuku fall*

ochako: DEKU!

melissa: !!!!!!!!!! (that's......)

Bakugo: "You nerd! He's not down yet! GET BACK UP AND FINISH HIM!"

Todoroki: "..."

izuku: all-might! are you ok?

All Might: *coughs...puts on a smile* "It's not enough for just one of us, young man. This is a job for two heroes. Can I ask you for your help?"

izuku: *nods* any time.

All Might: "Right! Keep up the speed--we're going to do something I've wanted to try for the longest..."

izuku: ?? and that is?

All Might: "Use the abilities you have, the ones you've earned, the ones you've developed, to run really really really fast! If this works, it'll speed us faster than just one person!"

izuku: o-ok.

All Might: "...We're doing this for David and Melissa...For I-Island..."

izuku: right.

All Might: "...One for All..."

izuku: ...double...

All Might: "DETROIT..."

All Might + Izuku: "SMASH!"

*they take off, streaks of green and gold along the ground*

ochako: COME ON!

eijiro: YOU CAN DO IT!

jirou: KICK HIS ASS!!

melissa: .... (this is.....)

Hagakure: "SAVE THE ISLAND!"

Bakugo: "DON'T SCREW THIS UP, DEKU!"

Wolfram: *roars, as he fires all metal he can at the two...*

tsuyu: YOU CAN DO IT!

Todoroki: *watching* "..."

Iida: "PICK UP THE PACE! YOU'RE ALMOST THERE!"

momo: GO ABOVE AND BEYOND!

mina: PLUS ULTRA!!

*a spire of metal heads right for All Might's head*

All Might: "!!!"

izuku: *PUNCHES IT AWAY*

All Might: "...THIS IS IT!" *readies his fist*

izuku: *does the same*

Wolfram: "THIS WON'T END IT! YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED, HERO!"

izuku: that's what YOU think!

All Might: "THE NEW GENERATION HAS ARRIVED TO PUT AN END TO YOUR SCOURGE, VILLAIN...Goodbye..."

izuku: HAAAAAAH!!!!

Wolfram: "NOOOO--"

*a shining light explodes out of Wolfram...everything seems to float in the air for the longest moment...*

melissa: *staring in awe and shock*

*all that is left in the sky are bits of metal and 3 shapes descending rapidly to the ground*

ochako: YAOMOMO!

momo: *making a platform to catch them*

*All Might lands first, slamming through the platform and into the ground, kicking up dust...*

melissa: UNCLE MIGHT!

David: *lands safely on the platform, unconscious, his leg bleeding*

melissa: DAD!!!

Izuku: *flailing his arms, screaming* "AAAAAAAAAAH--" *POOF* *lands face first into the cushion* "..." *muffled noise*

ochako: deku!

tsuyu: izuku!

David: *barely conscious* "Melissa..."

melissa: daddy?

Iida: "Momo, first aid..."

momo: right! *making some gauze*

David: "Melissa...I'm..."

All Might: *his time is running out...he coughs up blood*

melissa: !!! uncle might? are you ok??

mina:..........that........................THAT WAS TOTALLY EPIC!! DID YOU SEE THAT?! IT WAS LIKE ‘WHOOOM’ AND THEN IT WAS LIKE ‘PREOOOO’ AND THEN ‘BOOM WHAM BAM’! HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A SHONEN MANGA! *INHAAAAAALE*

Izuku: *gets up* "..." *looks around*

All Might: "D-Don't look...Please..."

melissa: uncle might, what's going on?

*the smoke clears, revealing an emaciated figure*

melissa: !!!!....uncle.....might?

Izuku: "Al-All Might!" *leaps down, running* "Melissa, don't--"

All Might: *coughs up blood, trying to get up* "...This...is looking pretty bad, huh?"

momo: *making the stretcher*

eijiro: ally-OOP! *hoists him onto the stretcher*

David: *passes out*

mina: *calling 911*

Todoroki: "Come--let's get him to the med room." *looks*

Iida: "MELISSA! IZUKU! DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE!"

All Might: ._.;;;

David: *groans*

ochako: dont you worry, sir, you're in good hands now.

David: "Toshinori...Melissa...Where..."

ochako:.....who's toshinori?

Izuku: "W-We're fine! Just fine! Everything's fine! ...How are you?!"

Iida: "...Did you hit your head? ALL MIGHT, SIR! Are you--"

All Might: *waving at Izuku and Melissa*

melissa: he-he's fine! nothing to worry about here!

Iida: "Okay! We need to get the doctor to the hospital!"

ochako: kind of ironic.

jirou: he's not that kind of doctor.

ochako: i know, but i couldnt help myself to the joke. ^^;

jirou: -_-; ochako, you are really weird sometimes.

ochako: ehehe~ ^^;

Todoroki: "...Ha."

jirou: well, at least we're all ok.

Bakugo: -_-; *spits up more dirt*

Hagakure: *hugs Tsuyu* "Yay! We're not dead!"

Mineta: *holding the plunger* "We saved I-Island! COMMENCE WITH THE FAN-GIRLS!"

*a giant gear falls on Mineta*

jirou: and we didnt even use lisences........ohhhhhh aizawa's gonna kill us.

kaminari: hey, it's summer break, he's never gonna know.

-meanwhile-

Aizawa: *petting a cat* "...I don't know why, but I have the sudden feeling those kids did something stupid again."

-back on the island-

Todoroki: *shivers* "...Did anyone feel that?"

kaminari: NOPE!

-elsewhere-

Tool: *stroking an offline robot* "Whatever it is, it's over--they're at peace now."

agate:.....

Tool: *closes his eyes, holds his hands together* "...Be safe, you three. I'll bring you back."

agate: so....now what?

Tool: "...I think go back to our families. I've blown off enough steam."

agate:...right....

-elsewhere-

chie: *holding toru, silent*...........

I-Island Detective: "Anything else we can add to the description?" *looking at Chie and others*

chie:...........*lip trembling*

toru: baba?

Detective: "I know this is difficult. But this isn't enough to go on--some weird cyborg android thing?"

Hani: *practically fuming*

Kepuri: "Chie..."

remina: well, i drew some sketches. *holds up a notebook; the pictures are rather burton-esque*

Kepuri: ._.; "Kind of...um, Lewis Carroll meets loli?"

Detective: "Were the eyes really like that?"

remina: .///. .... >///< d-dont judge me! it's the only style i know how to draw! >n<

Detective: "I see...I can't say I have any idea where to find them--outer space is not in my jurisdiction--"

Hani: "YOU FOOL! THEN GET SOMEONE WHO CAN GO INTO SPACE! THIS IS I-ISLAND--FIND SOMEONE!"

remina: outer space? ._.;;;

Detective: "That was a sub-orbital starship, wasn't it? That's what our aerospace division said after examining the security footage."

prisha: well, that gives us a clue as to their location.

Kepuri: "Outer...space..." >~< "Why does Yohei get all the luck?!!!"

-elsewhere-

*outside is darkness, dotted with small spots of light...the Earth can be seen below*

mana: nngh....

Cloak: "You're awake." *looks like he's been repaired*

mana: what's going on? where am i?

Cloak: "Far away from home." *pulls up a chair, sits outside her cell* "We have plans for you and your friends."

mana: what's going on here? who are you?

Cloak: "We are Fear Factory. You and your friends destroyed it. But now that Fear Factory has been resurrected, our first mission in this new life is to snuff out yours."

mana: and who are you, individually?

Cloak: "..." *pulls back his cloak, revealing a face dotted with cybernetic attachments* " I was Luke Akiho."

mana: !!!!!!!

Shotaro: "HOLY MOLEY!" *in another cell, holding onto the bars like a monkey* "...Who's Luke Akiho?"

mana: showtaro! you're alright!

Shotaro: "Yep! I heal quickly thanks to--" *holds up an empty hand* "... ... ..." *looks around* "?! WHERE ARE MY BONES?!!!"

Luke: "We confiscated them, along with all the weapons your traitor held. Amongst other items..." *twirls Mana's cap on his finger*

mana: *glares*

Shotaro: "Jeez, mister, I don't know what Mana did to tick you off. Mana, did you rob him or date him or spit in his food or something?"

mana: where's yohei?

Luke: "...He's back at work."

-meanwhile-

Marie anette: helloooo mr nanami~ did you enjoy your naaaap~?

Yohei: *shirtless, strapped to a giant crucifix* "..."

Marie anette: not gonna answer? boooooriiiiing!

Yohei: "..." *his eyes look back and forth* *whispers something*

Marie anette: what was that? i couldnt hear you, speak up!

Yohei: *whispers still--* "--I."

Marie anette: ehhhh? *trying to listen*

*SPITS IN HER EYE*

Yohei: *smirks* "I needed to share that with you."

Marie anette: GYAH!! *glares, tears welling* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! NAOKAAAAAA!!!! HE'S BEING A MEANIEEEE!!!

naoka: *wipes her eye*

marie anette: *sniffles* i-im gonna enjoy this! *presses a button*

Yohei: *his body convulses as a current is sent into his body*

marie anette: that's what happens to big dumb meanie heads! >XP

Yohei: *passes out, slumped against the crucifix*

-elsewhere-

Assi: *reading the news out of I-Island* "It's horrible..."

saki: *worried*

nea: they've really been captured?

Shinoda: "It's been difficult getting in touch with police. The news reports hints as such."

lin-kimpur: *calling emine*

*a raspy voice is heard*

lin-kimpur: EMINE?!

Emine: "..."

lin-kimpur: EMINE ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!

Emine: "...They took Shotaro."

lin-kimpur: i-im going to put you on speaker phone now, everyone else is here.

Emine: "...Oh."

setsuna: emine, are you alright?

nea: what's going on? setsuna said that showtaro, mana, and yohei were taken, is that true?

Emine: "...They took Shotaro."

setsuna: *covers her mouth, crying*

Emine: "...I'm sorry. I'm sorry..."

nea:.....do you know _who_ took them?

Emine: "...They kept insisting they were Fear Factory."

mono: i thought they went defunct?!

Shinoda: "Destroyed, actually. At least, the leadership was...Except...their president."

akaderu: i thought that bastard rodigy was their president?

Shinoda: "_Vice_ President."

mono: then who was their leader?

Shinoda: "From what I heard, Yohei crushed the President after sabotaging the Fear Robot."

mono: really?

Emine: "...'Crushed' isn't the same as 'killed.'"

mono: ._.

Shinoda: "Well, that answers one question. Too bad we don't have former associates...Except when Lin infiltrated...and Kepuri worked for them..."

Assi: "I worked for them!"

Shinoda: "...Who are you?"

Assi: D8<

Zuno: "Who are you?"

Assi: -_-; *pat pat*

nea:....is anyone else there with you?

Emine: "...The others are elsewhere. I don't care."

nea: well you _should_ care, because i have a plan to get them back, but we'll need all the help we can get.

Emine: "Then go call them. They aren't here."

akaderu: *calling up kepuri*

Kepuri: "Babe!"

akaderu: hey babe, emine just told us what happened. are you alright?

Kepuri: "Shaken...GET and WASHU got broken."

akaderu: seriously?

WASHU: >3< we're right here-shu!

akaderu:.....babe? what was that? ._.;

Kepuri: "Oh, I upgraded them with voice chips." *pets WASHU's head* "It's okay, sweetie."

akaderu: were mana and yohei taken too?

Kepuri: *nods* "Yeah. Those Fear Factory stormtroopers shoved them into a starship."

akaderu:.....what?

Kepuri: "Starship--it went into outer space."

akaderu:....they're in space?

nea: you got a location?

akaderu:...i think so-

nea: *takes the phone* kepuri, is anyone else there with you?

Kepuri: "Chie is...recuperating. Tool is out on the balcony, trying to...I couldn't follow--something about nature communion."

nea: well get them here because we're about to have a team meeting!

Kepuri: -_-; "GET, could you help Mama and ask Chie to come here?" ^^;

GET: yes ma'am-gege!

Shinoda: "...Well, congratulations, Akaderu: you're a father."

akaderu: =////= s-shut up.

-elsewhere-

*Class 1A have changed out of their damaged formal clothes, sitting in the hospital commissary*

Hagakure: "Well, it's not your fancy reception food, but hospital food is usually not bad."

Todoroki: *slurping noodles*

Bakugo: -_-# "My mouth still tastes like dirt."

Izuku: *picking at the broken remains of the polymer on his wrist* "..."

swashbuckle: there ye'are mei! ^^

Mei: "GRUNKLE!" *runs up to him* "OH MY EDISON, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT ALL!"

Iida: -______- "Oh, God, it's two of them..."

swashbuckle: yargh? these be yer friends?

Izuku: *covers his mouth, shaking like the precious fanboy he is*

Mei: "YEP! They're in the hero course! That's Kacchan, Fluffy--"

Bakugo: *snaps the hospital food tray in two*

melissa: *waiting outside david's room*

All Might: *in his weakened form* "..."

melissa:....i guess he told you, huh?

All Might: "...Melissa, I'm sorry. If I had been honest, maybe...maybe your father would've known and...This is my fault."

melissa:.....uncle might.....i need to ask you something....it's about izuku...

All Might: "Melissa, I--"

melissa: your quirk and his......they're one in the same....arent they?

All Might: "..." *sighs* "I never told your father because I was afraid if he understood the qualities of my quirk, it would put him, and you, at risk."

melissa: please i-......i just want to know the truth.

All Might: "..." *sits down* "..." *pats the seat next to him*

melissa: *sits down*

All Might: "...I was born without a quirk."

melissa: !!!!???

All Might: "Growing up, I saw what heroes could do--how they helped neighborhoods, cleaned up messes, saved people. But I also saw the wickedness of people with evil hearts. I wanted to be a hero...but back then, I didn't think you could do that without a quirk."

melissa:....

{rebecca: melissa, sweetie.....it's not your fault that you dont have a quirk...}

{young!melissa: ....}

{rebecca: you're still always going to be our special girl.}

All Might: "I just thought...if one person could make a difference...if one person could save just one life...Maybe what people need are role models...Symbols. Pillars of the community. Gosh, I looked up to her..."

melissa: ??

All Might: "...My predecessor. Nana Shimura."

melissa: *listening*

All Might: *small laugh* "I was pretty annoying back then--not like now where it's more boisterous." ^^; "I kept talking to her, trying to explain what the world needed...Heroes can't just _do_ something. They _are_ something. They stand for what is right. And sometimes, if you want to get the bullies of the world, the cowards, to back down...You got to show them how confident you are, with a smile." *forces a smile* "I asked her...to lend me her power."

melissa: so then her quirk....

All Might: *holds out his hand...a small glow appears on the palm* "Was passed onto me, like it was passed onto her...and her predecessor...and so on...and so on...One for All."

melissa: and izuku's quirk...is the same?

All Might: *nods* "I chose him to be the next Symbol of Justice."

melissa:.....i think you chose just the right one for the job.

All Might: "...Thank means a lot..."

melissa: *nods* *glances at david's door*......

All Might: "..." *pats her shoulder*

melissa: i know....he had good intentions....i just......im scared.....nothing's the same anymore.....i havent felt this helpless since mom died....

All Might: *hug* "Melissa, you're not alone. Your father is a good man. I will do whatever I can..."

melissa:...r-right.

-elsewhere-

giran: *on the phone* uh-huh....uh huh......i see.....i'll tell 'em. *hangs up* welp, wolfram's dead.

TV: *sighs* "What a waste...Still, more and more opponents for All Might bring us closer to the next step of his inevitable fall."

giran: and most of the others were arrested, but mizuiro and hino managed to escape thanks to kurogiri. and the teacher from that school said that mizuiro's kid's training is complete and is ready to graduate.

TV: "Hmm...I think it would be good to have a chat."

giran: shall i schedule the touching family reunion?

TV: "Proceed."

-elsewhere-

Phoenix Villain: -_-; *controlling one of her flamebird heads like a puppet* "So, what do you want to do now?" *imitating a voice for the flamebird head* "I DON'T KNOW. I'M NOT FEELING TOO WELL--I THINK I GOT A FEVER! CAW!"

liquid villain: *phone rings* yes? !!!!! really!? o-ok! i'll be there soon! *hangs up* hold on, namie, papa's going to be there soon.

himiko: hehehe~ they're silly.

Twice: "What a bunch of weirdos. LIKE YOU'RE ONE TO TALK!"

banshee: um, kurogiri? i think we have a situation. the puppet's acting stranger than usual...

shaula: he just started going bear-zerk.

mimeca: >n<

shaula: i saw the opportunity and took it.

PlushFix: "FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK!!!" *slamming his teddy bear fist on a phone--but it's not doing anything, because it's a soft teddy bear fist* "I'M GOING TO SMASH THIS THING!"

mimeca: D8>

PlushFix: "YO-YO IS IN TROUBLE! I KNOW THOSE SYMBOLS ON THAT GIANT SPACE JALOPY! NO ONE HURTS YO-YO--BUT ME!!!"

himiko: what's he talking aboooout~?

PlushFix: "I'm putting in my 2 weeks notice--I'M GOING ON VACATION!!!"

tomura: bye.

spinner: that was a quick answer. ._.

PlushFix: "Fuck you too, handy! Mist Man, see you soon! Lizard Stain, have a good one. Creepy blood girl--cut the sugar! Shaula, my bro--Smash is coming, we're doing online play, you hear me?! Kinuta--"

kinuta: yeah?

PlushFix: "..." *HUMP HUMP HUMP*

banshee: *sweatdrop*

mustard: ew. stop. no.

PlushFix: "SHUT THE FUCK UP, VIRGIN, OR I'LL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF AND FEED THEM TO THE DOG!"

Dabi: -_-# "This used to be a normal place...Comparatively normal."

Muscular: "Can we just get on with killing some heroes?"

magne: soon soon, dears.

Dabi: "Hmph. I'm getting tired of feeding that brat. Didn't we get enough blood out of her? Or did she use it all up already?"

magne: she's still hanging in there.

Dabi: "She better...I don't like it. She's too quiet."

-elsewhere-

Hani: *sitting with other Council members* "I do not think it is an understatement to say this is a disaster. Not only do we learn 2 of our leading scientists were attempting to steal prohibited technology, but we were attacked by not one but two separate villainous organizations. Tell me...How did this happen? Why didn't security catch this?"

council member: it's likely that the first group disabled security and the second took advantage of the situation.

council woman: i-island along with tartarus prison are some of the most secure places in the world. if villains can break in here, then....

Hani: *nods* "I find it hard to believe those thugs could operate a microwave...Could Shield have disabled _all_ security on his own? One building, yes. But those Fear Factory monsters..." *sniffles* "I'm sorry."

council man: this is concerning....

Council Member 4: "I recommend a more extensive investigation...including people who came here, like those UA students."

council member 5: do we continue with the expo as planned?

council man 2: well cancelling now would be a huge loss of funding.

Hani: "...I say we continue." *wipes her eyes* "We are a beacon of hope to the world. We cannot let it be extinguished by the feats of small-minded fools."

council member 6: and what do we do with the shields?

Council Member 4: "We can't let them keep that tech or spread knowledge of it, that's for certain."

council woman 2: i vote we suspend mr shield's research for a year, as for melissa, she had nothing to do with the crime itself other than helping to stop it.

Hani: "...I want to look over the tech personally--figure out how to disable it completely. And I'll speak with Melissa."

council man 3: well, most of the headgear was destroyed upon the villain's demise.

Hani: "Even the tiniest piece is a threat--imagine the damage someone could do it they figured out even one centimeter of it."

-elsewhere-

mina: hey guys! *waves*

kouda: *waves*

Tokoyami: "Greetings."

rikido: you will not beLIEVE the night we had.

jirou: same, honestly.

Sero: ._.; "Mina, what's with..."

mina: long story, my dude.

Sero: "...'Kay? Um, it looks like the expo is still suspended after all that, so not sure what we're doing."

ochako: *VIOLENT STOMACH GROWL*

Tokoyami: "...That's a monstrous hunger."

mina:.....you guys thinkin what im thinkin?

eijiro + mina: BREAKFAST BBQ!

Sero: "Barbecue? For breakfast?"

rikido: wouldnt have been the weirdest thing i've ever heard.

Tokoyami: "Hmm...Food is food."

kaminari: QuQ can i take a nap?

Iida: *sighs* "Trying to stop villains without licenses...What a bother."

tsuyu:..... .______.;;;;

Hagakure: "??? Tsu?"

-elsewhere-

[criminalgirlgang]

DON’T CALL ME SUS 

OFFICIAL LYRICS

i’m higher than your salary

i’m smoking on this broccoli

i’ve got missed calls from you THIRSTY

bitch you said he was your man

but he’s creepin, he a fan

check his phone, he hit my line

he does it all the time

watch me commit a crime

got that glock thats how i grind

hear my rounds im shooting nine

won’t catch me doing time

i be rippin on that suorin,

pull up in my foreign,

you in the dust! you snorin!

but they never call me borin..

in fact they call me crazy

that weed it make me lazy

i smoke it til i’m hazy

come on you, you can blaze me

im the plug with that blow,

my wrist it got that snow,

i pull up icy just to show, to flex boy, you slow

you know my vibe that my flow

smoke so thick clouds roll like the ocean

hotbox getting filled my the smell of my potion

stacked up with the papes you know its joints that we rollin,

licks all in our back and you know that they stolen

its girl gang shit so we hop up in our whips

and we smokin hella blunts and we smoke em hella quick

oo your bitch aint that bad, so she ask me for some tips

seen you walkin down the strip boy you make me fuckin sick

got that poolside chillin

and im gonna get the fill in

from these two faced bitches talkin shit cuz they still in

the game

these girls all the same

droolin over SMP’s self proclaimed fame

talkin bout chaos in your crib, so go cry to your mommy

i eat boys like you for breakfast bruh go snuggle up with tommy

pull up in the range you know my gang will never change

hoes all look at me the same, wishin they wasn’t so lame

daddy’s plastic in your wallet, they can’t touch me cuz i called it

hoes do anything for fame, makin all these false claims

skinny rich white boy i know you’ll never change,

working hard for you is selling bags our your dads range

but i be grindin, makin cash

you steady bummin while i laugh!!!

while we drive by in the jeep your man he gets whiplash

im so sorry but your ass is going to hell

better run your sorry ass back to nick yelle

or me and my girls will raise some fuckin hell

and you can’t even sell because me and my girls will rob you broke

and then will give you a choke and laugh cuz you’re just one fuckin joke

yeah yeah yeah now look at me im meant to be a hustler

when it comes to my liquor you know im a guzzler

now bitch the fuck you doin, pass me my fuckin bubbler

im so sorry that im a homewrecker

all these sus boys are getting sketcher..

mary jane with the mic drop bitch

imma drop you like a drop top bitch

ill sm..oke you like a pop tart bitch

fuck with me if you tryna snitch

im so sorry that you’re mad im so fuckin rich

find me on the jersey shore bitch im like snooki,

you’re nothing but a fucking rookie

look at you wearing that fake ass chain, shit

man you look nothing but lame

all i got for you is hella shame

you look like trash

now all you got is hella rash

but look at me im flexin all this damn cash

all these hoes are nothing but green

imma steal your man and all his damn lean

i would give you a hug

but me, im fuckin the plug

got that hella free nug

bitch ill smoke you like a juul

you think you’re so fucking cool

you’re nothing but a fool

stupid hick i dont fuck with your clique

you’re nothing but a little jit

better watch your back cuz im boutta hit a lick

i got hella matches on on tinda

i been doing better than in novemba

shoutout belinda

who the fuck said mary jane cant rap

bitch i’ll hit you with the strap